Minecrafts Moments That Are SECONDS FROM DISASTER

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  • @squallyUV
    @squallyUV Рік тому +1141

    The reason the Golem hates Matt is that his reputation with the village is really low. Not sure how that would have happened, but that's why. They attack on sight if your hidden reputation is low enough.

    • @matthewlangston2947
      @matthewlangston2947 Рік тому +229

      he knows about the trees

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m Рік тому +112

      there’s a reputation in Minecraft??

    • @squallyUV
      @squallyUV Рік тому +219

      @@screenedat0m It's how the villagers that have professions calculate the prices on what they trade you. It also influences villages spawning more golems. I believe each different village has its own reputation counter.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza Рік тому +77

      That makes sense, was trying to figure out what TF Matt had done

    • @papasquat123
      @papasquat123 Рік тому +72

      Maybe you lose reputation for stealing their beds and crops?

  • @screenedat0m
    @screenedat0m Рік тому +239

    The fact that Iron Golem attacked Matt for literally no reason is fucking hilarious, bro didn’t stand a chance 💀

    • @T.h.e.T.i.n.o
      @T.h.e.T.i.n.o Рік тому +11

      nah, the reason is Arpartheid. he Couldnt Handle a Yellow dude walkin in

  • @jingbring6000
    @jingbring6000 Рік тому +248

    Blarg being consistently at half health is so anxiety inducing

  • @danfraser3078
    @danfraser3078 Рік тому +225

    Blarg has taken more damage in this single episode than most other servers have total

  • @matthewlangston2947
    @matthewlangston2947 Рік тому +542

    im actually impressed with blargs ability to think on his feet

    • @artsloth254
      @artsloth254 Рік тому +51

      I think his ability to think on his hands is much more impressive. Bear crawling is severely harder to do.

    • @malpheus4299
      @malpheus4299 Рік тому +23

      When he thinks with his feet it's insane too

    • @artsloth254
      @artsloth254 Рік тому +7

      @@malpheus4299 yeah, such a cool ability, to not use your brain but your hands and feet instead.

    • @SyncGatling
      @SyncGatling Рік тому +6

      ​@@artsloth254 you have bear fists???

    • @Its_Cutta
      @Its_Cutta Рік тому +1

      I don't think he ever thinks on his feet for videos, no one stands and plays

  • @catachlysm
    @catachlysm Рік тому +626

    Who knew Blarg and Minecraft with the boys would be so entertaining

    • @Toesniffer21
      @Toesniffer21 Рік тому +3

      It's a recipe for hilarious disaster 😂😂

    • @-mako-6018
      @-mako-6018 Рік тому +15

      blarg and the boys could make any game entertaining and Minecraft is a certified hood classic so it's kinda unfair lmao

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 Рік тому +5

      literally everyone

    • @baylorseifried1554
      @baylorseifried1554 Рік тому

      UA-cam recommending this to me

  • @pyroasura3266
    @pyroasura3266 Рік тому +515

    Matt is just like me when I play with friends. My main goal in Minecraft is to just do my own thing, and mess around with them :)

    • @FunDipFobs
      @FunDipFobs Рік тому +22

      My main goal is to blow up and then act like I don’t know nobody. Gawhahaha + didn’t ask

    • @memelord6335
      @memelord6335 Рік тому

      Ur simultaneously the worst and best type of Minecraft player😂

  • @roobeedooo
    @roobeedooo Рік тому +62

    the iron golem hunting matt down from spawn is the most insane thing i've ever seen in minecraft EVER

  • @Eclipse-lw4vf
    @Eclipse-lw4vf Рік тому +133

    its wild how i watch all perspectives from these guys, purely because even though its often the same situation tbh, its funny seeing different POVs idk man something about this group

    • @HeiwaTori
      @HeiwaTori Рік тому +1

      completely agree!

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому

      Imagine if someone combined all of their perspectives together for the ultimate viewing experience

    • @HeiwaTori
      @HeiwaTori Рік тому

      @@Anonymous-73 ... ngl this comment made me immediately want to do this... we'll see lol

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому

      @@HeiwaTori it would be kinda scuffed with all of the cuts and stuff, but fuck it! Give it your best shot I say!

    • @HeiwaTori
      @HeiwaTori Рік тому

      @@Anonymous-73 I was thinking about that lol, its the matching up thats gonna be rough, idk

  • @tonypeparoni1235
    @tonypeparoni1235 Рік тому +203

    I could watch Matt mine one block of a tree for hours

    • @joshsabin4431
      @joshsabin4431 Рік тому +5

      There's something oddly satisfying about it.

    • @tonypeparoni1235
      @tonypeparoni1235 Рік тому +8

      @@joshsabin4431 maybe it’s cuz I was stoned but I was entranced

    • @menyce3
      @menyce3 Рік тому +9

      im kinda sad that he didnt pick up most of the wood

    • @tonypeparoni1235
      @tonypeparoni1235 Рік тому +3

      @@menyce3 I feel like that makes it better

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh Рік тому

      I feel like I'm getting edged

  • @cookiesmydude5491
    @cookiesmydude5491 Рік тому +115

    I thought watching blarg's perspective would explain the iron golem attack but it didn't 😂

  • @gavipowner6720
    @gavipowner6720 Рік тому +87

    I don’t know how well “trying to ring the sex bell” in the first seven seconds is going to go over with UA-cam, but I’m here for it regardless

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m Рік тому +6

      Hey the new CEO removed the time requirement for bad words, so maybe it’s ok!

    • @gavipowner6720
      @gavipowner6720 Рік тому +6

      @@screenedat0m no, they removed the heavy time restrictions, and allowed moderate swear words in the first seven seconds. Idk about sex bell bring moderate LMAO

  • @theprobeius
    @theprobeius Рік тому +62

    Credit to Blarg for bringing the chaos. It keeps things interesting.

  • @zombietaco4829
    @zombietaco4829 Рік тому +23

    16:04 the disbelief in his voice after getting killed by the iron golem

  • @ShortPistonGasOperatedBolt
    @ShortPistonGasOperatedBolt Рік тому +65

    watching blarg mine dirt with a pickaxe made me want to die

    • @KinneKitsune
      @KinneKitsune Рік тому +4

      Watching blarg makes me want to die. Because nothing else in life can make me feel this kind of happiness ever again.

    • @BaNkR_7-TeeN
      @BaNkR_7-TeeN Рік тому +3

      The game has only been around for almost 14 years. He's still learning.

  • @idekwhattoputhere4230
    @idekwhattoputhere4230 Рік тому +27

    now this cleared things up, matt didnt hit the golem lmao

  • @the_last_whisper1815
    @the_last_whisper1815 Рік тому +7

    For those wondering about villager reputation.
    Reputation begins at 0, ranges from +30 to -30, and can be increased by Trading with Villagers. The reputation level is decreased if a villager or Iron Golem is harmed. If the reputation level of a certain player reaches -15 or lower, the iron golems of that village will become hostile to that player, making it very hard to gain back the lost reputation if village-made iron golems are around.
    Note that different players may have different reputations in the same village, and the same player can have different reputations in different villages.
    Certain actions by a player can increase or decrease their reputation. A player cannot change another player's reputation.
    Reputation can increase or decrease by Villager gossip.
    Hero of the Village +10
    Upgrading a Villager to Expert/Master +4
    Upgrading a Villager to Journeyman +3
    Upgrading a Villager to Apprentice +2
    Trading with a villager for the last offer slot on their list +1
    Attacking a villager -1
    Killing a villager -2
    Attacking a baby villager -3
    Killing a baby villager -5
    Killing a village's iron golem -10

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza Рік тому +20

    Just in case anyone finds themselves stuck in water like Puffer and Matt, dig upwards and create an air pocket. Sure it’ll take a little longer, but you have a diamond pickaxe so it’s 100% doable.

  • @deviation43
    @deviation43 Рік тому +21

    The fact that the Iron Golem is out for Matt for no reason is killing me💀

  • @nvbunny856
    @nvbunny856 Рік тому +22

    Episode 3 let’s go

  • @TaitLawrence-xl2xb
    @TaitLawrence-xl2xb Рік тому +13

    What pains me is Matt was mining a block when he was in that underwater cavern, the dude who never played minecraft did that, he could have went up and survived with Puffer

  • @jaydenwigfall6963
    @jaydenwigfall6963 Рік тому +22

    Blarg and matt dying in the underwater cave was a genuine skill issues

    • @SpikeTheLucario
      @SpikeTheLucario Рік тому +6

      I agree. Puffer bears zero responsibility for what happened.

    • @redrootv221
      @redrootv221 Рік тому +3

      @@SpikeTheLucario puffer was the one who dug up to there and also screwed making a door matt was just along for the ride lmao

    • @Lagoons202
      @Lagoons202 Рік тому +2

      Blarg and matt

  • @armaansyal
    @armaansyal Рік тому +19

    I can't wait until these guys reach the Nether and the Ender Dragon

    • @memelord6335
      @memelord6335 Рік тому

      Right?!?! Its genuinely something I can't wait for, like I'm not just saying this for memes but at 20 years old this is the first time I felt this genuinely excited for a series that I'm into since I first found Dragon Ball at the age of 7

    • @chrissalcido3183
      @chrissalcido3183 Рік тому +1

      Not to mention the wither and the warden 😏

    • @DanDragonTamer
      @DanDragonTamer Рік тому +1

      With how chaotic Matt tends to be, I think it'll be a minor miracle if they ever get to the ender dragon 😂

    • @memelord6335
      @memelord6335 Рік тому

      @@DanDragonTamer no they're going to make it, it's not a matter of if they're going to do it ,but when, and how long are we going to have to wait lmfao

    • @kamj6607
      @kamj6607 Рік тому +1

      aint no way that's gonna happen lmao

  • @polaroidtxx5834
    @polaroidtxx5834 Рік тому +43

    This is a surprise seeing Blerge playing Minecraft again

  • @Sub-cl4qo
    @Sub-cl4qo Рік тому +7

    how matt always dies but grizzy acts the most ridiculous out of the whole group is intriguing to me.

    • @twilightnawi1194
      @twilightnawi1194 Рік тому +3

      Matt dies because the others are usually trying to kill him or aren't helping when he calls for help. So many times in this series (and others tbh) he dies because none of the others try to help even when he explicitly asks (the GTA clip is one of the best examples)

  • @davidlor3085
    @davidlor3085 Рік тому +5

    The Iron Golem killed you before you could take down a building.

  • @ChunkStanley
    @ChunkStanley Рік тому +23

    This is a certified hashbrown moment

  • @canadian_jesus
    @canadian_jesus Рік тому +4

    Matt would make a great linesman with the way he cuts down trees

  • @thismarg
    @thismarg Рік тому +24

    I’m stressing out over the fact that Matt continually doesn’t wear armour💀👀

  • @cramcram5509
    @cramcram5509 Рік тому +2

    Blarg: Exists
    Iron Golem: You killed my family, prepare to die

  • @Dragondancer9
    @Dragondancer9 Рік тому +7

    God blarg makes my day a whole lot better.

  • @Randomgaming86
    @Randomgaming86 Рік тому +7

    I don't think I've clicked a UA-cam link that fast before, I'm loving this series so far!

  • @Cap193.
    @Cap193. Рік тому +1

    Puffer: “that is do unlucky”
    Me: should have kept digging up so you have air lol

  • @lessthickthanpaper
    @lessthickthanpaper Рік тому +6

    fun fact: if you build a tower that’s 3 blocks tall the golem CANT get you. unless you build it near a ledge where the golem can walk on

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190

    The whole golom chasing Matt and not knowing where he is was like a horror movie

  • @Nevynxa
    @Nevynxa Рік тому +2

    Watching Matt mine dirt with a diamond pickaxe is giving me emotional damage

  • @shadowheart8279
    @shadowheart8279 Рік тому +8

    You know the smart thing to do when hitting water is to turn back. Now obviously puffer just misses the water but forgot he can't breathe underwater. Matt you have no excuses lol

    • @pokegirl1799
      @pokegirl1799 Рік тому

      the only issue with that is they completely flooded the tunnel they were in, so its not like they could go back far enough to actually get to air, at least not in time

    • @shadowheart8279
      @shadowheart8279 Рік тому +4

      @@pokegirl1799All they had to do was put the blocks back that puffer mined and the water would stop flowing.

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 Рік тому +1

    Imagine blarg on his death bed on a Saturday and he just goes “dirt block Wednesday bleh☠️☠️☠️” and dies. Love this man!!

  • @sampierce6329
    @sampierce6329 Рік тому +6

    the fact Matt doesn't heal up full HP is making me nervous the whole video

  • @hearts4liz.
    @hearts4liz. Рік тому +1

    the way they all separate whenever matt dies 😭

  • @jackbibbee1163
    @jackbibbee1163 Рік тому +3

    I been watching a lot of letterkenny lately and I can hear Matt’s Canadian comming out when he get mad at grizzy

  • @pyroasura3266
    @pyroasura3266 Рік тому +7

    Hey Matt next time you run into the Gollum offer him a flower

  • @lawrencewright2329
    @lawrencewright2329 Рік тому +1

    The way puffer said “it’s Saturday” so 15:47 sounds like something they’d put at the end of a Rick and Morty episode

  • @TheLast_Knight
    @TheLast_Knight Рік тому +3

    These are best of Anvil Funny moments. Also, with the rate these guys are going, they'll beat the dragon by at least the next Independence Day

  • @LanceNSA
    @LanceNSA Рік тому +5

    Ive seen the other povs from smii7y, and puffer so i know what to expect but its still so hilarious to watch it

  • @Teatheard
    @Teatheard Рік тому +12

    I love how inconsistent they’re upload schedules are, I saw this video like a month ago on grizzys channel

  • @WalletWorrier
    @WalletWorrier Рік тому +3

    Y'all should really put some torches on that big rock outcropping halfway down the waterfall where the mobs keep spawning and almost killing everyone

  • @FanaticalVast
    @FanaticalVast Рік тому +2

    The fact that Matt died but never attacked the golem

  • @morganforbis201
    @morganforbis201 Рік тому

    Pls continue this series, it’s hilarious!!! I love it sm!!

  • @williamdocherty1816
    @williamdocherty1816 Рік тому +9

    This is actual footage of Matt leaving his house

  • @yunglocc9296
    @yunglocc9296 Рік тому +1

    Matt has archived level 99 wood chopping

  • @jacksmiley3959
    @jacksmiley3959 Рік тому +1

    Blarg be like, “y’all getting xp?” 😂

  • @MakimasPerro
    @MakimasPerro Рік тому

    I would like to request 100 more episodes of this please!!!!😂😂😂

  • @local9
    @local9 Рік тому +3

    The way they ran like cockroaches after you were hit into the lava 💀💀💀

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 Рік тому +1

    With what Grizzy did at the end I full on expected Blarg to say something like: "and that's why slavery was a good thing"

  • @marianogarcia2709
    @marianogarcia2709 Рік тому +3

    I've been waiting to watch Matt's perspective since watching smii7ys video 😂

  • @mikethevike4104
    @mikethevike4104 Рік тому +3

    Everyday blarg makes a new vid is a good day

  • @saraibeeman5518
    @saraibeeman5518 Рік тому +1

    20:01 I was about to say if you missed those diamonds on the roof I would have lost it my ocd was killing me 😂

  • @lucastark5793
    @lucastark5793 Рік тому +1

    Matt did nothing to aggravate the golem, guess he hates minions

  • @daniellugo9421
    @daniellugo9421 Рік тому +1

    Let's get blarg to 2 million subs

  • @mistymoonstone7090
    @mistymoonstone7090 Рік тому +2

    20:03 gamers don’t look up. I know puffer got it later but it’s still funny to just see them all run by it.

  • @dragothedragonking9372
    @dragothedragonking9372 Рік тому +7

    I feel so much pain when blarg chops one wood 😂

    • @bitsents
      @bitsents Рік тому

      for real, im glad someone else mentioned it lmao

  • @zomboekiller
    @zomboekiller Рік тому +1

    Bro was on three hearts this entire video i wish there was a health bar display for everyone

  • @SomeDoucheNamedPeacock
    @SomeDoucheNamedPeacock Рік тому +6

    "I found a freckle behind my nuts and it's kinda concerning..."
    -Blarg 2023

  • @chesterfieldmcfistycups2836

    I hope I made it in time: That freckle on your ball is actually revitiligo, the opposite of what Michael Jackson has. You won’t die but you only have a couple more years of carefree driving before you get aggressively arrested every time a cop pulls you over.

  • @rockethero1177
    @rockethero1177 Рік тому

    That golem knew who Matt's family was

  • @echo1949
    @echo1949 Рік тому +1

    I was actually going to cry I saw the diamonds in the ceiling when you found the zombie spawner and no1 picked them up then puffer found them I thought how has no1 seen them yet

  • @kyoooo
    @kyoooo Рік тому +1

    Been waiting for your perspective 9n this series lol

  • @lilsmol7101
    @lilsmol7101 Рік тому +2

    We love the nefarious activities in Minecraft

  • @dororo101
    @dororo101 Рік тому +4

    Mat cutting trees is actually giving me an aneurism

  • @deathbed2006
    @deathbed2006 Рік тому +1

    idk if they know this but if you die from an anvil your stuff gets deleted by it as well. not sure if that still happens when lying down but it's interesting to find out.

  • @DrEagle1776
    @DrEagle1776 Рік тому

    matt "ill never play minecraft with the goons"

  • @shadowrunner2510
    @shadowrunner2510 Рік тому

    Yay more Minecraft with Blarg

  • @sirpicklesplays
    @sirpicklesplays Рік тому

    Puffer not knowing how iron golems work makes me wanna cry

  • @godlynewbie
    @godlynewbie Рік тому +1

    puffer is such a mega sweat lol

  • @AniWhiteowl
    @AniWhiteowl Рік тому

    I love how he's continued his mission

  • @theninibear5727
    @theninibear5727 Рік тому +1

    Blarg is the best Minecraft player

  • @TheHoonter
    @TheHoonter Рік тому +1

    Oof, the untouched diamonds above the spawner 20:00

  • @Eclipse-lw4vf
    @Eclipse-lw4vf Рік тому +2

    Ya know. They could’ve survived if they just turned around or dug literally one block up to breath

  • @levi7492
    @levi7492 Рік тому

    brooo if only blarg kept mining the top block like that..... he would of legit survived and puffer would of came to him. that actually hurts

  • @jjcondado
    @jjcondado Рік тому +1

    I'll say it on everyone's channel cause idk if it'll help ya'll.
    Trade with villiagers and save them from pilliagers to get better deals. If you guys work with a villiage and help expand you'll get cheaper trades sonyou won't have to go out mining/looking for stuff. It's best you craft:
    A Blast Furnace
    A Smoker
    Cartography Table
    A Brewing Stand
    A Composter
    A Barrel
    A Fletching Table
    A Cauldron
    A Lectern
    A Stonecutter
    A Loom
    A Smithing Table
    And
    A Grindstone
    And when expanding the villiage make sure you place one of the listed blocks next to a villiager with Brown robe. A villiager with a green robe is a nitwit and will not take a job
    Making one of the villiagers take a job gives you a discount right off the bat (i think)
    Hope it helps while you guys try to trade with villiagers and decide to rule a villiage.

  • @Lowered_2010
    @Lowered_2010 Рік тому +1

    Let’s go blarg upload

  • @Eclipse-lw4vf
    @Eclipse-lw4vf Рік тому +1

    Ya know smii7y, stumbling into things is also finding it. It’s how we Foind the titanic. We was looking for another ship, next thing ya know babady boopy here’s titanic

  • @johnnydoeeuy4095
    @johnnydoeeuy4095 Рік тому

    mat got the jen curse with holes

  • @moonknight7702
    @moonknight7702 Рік тому +2

    anyone else realize they missed a minimum of 4 diamonds from when they were near the zombie spawner? on the top of the roof.

  • @pau1748
    @pau1748 Рік тому

    I cant wait till they find out about dripstone

  • @kazzy27
    @kazzy27 Рік тому

    you should get the texture back that gives the skellys guns. makes the game scary

  • @Liv24get
    @Liv24get Рік тому +2

    I escaped from a certain guys secret house in Argentina to catch this video early

  • @craftsareus1769
    @craftsareus1769 Рік тому +1

    (Reposting this reply as a comment to give ppl context for the bit with that golem)
    Matt didn't do much to the villagers, if anything.
    No, I think it's because the "base" reputation is just low enough that punching a villager *just once* could very well piss off the golem.
    Because Matt had not made any interactions with the villagers besides that one punch, I think it's safe to assume his reputation is in the "danger zone".
    Edit: I could not POSSIBLY tell you why the golem wanted to chase Matt to the ends of the earth. As far as I knew, golems didn't typically stray too far from their village. This one definitely did, though.

  • @viktorvaldez4232
    @viktorvaldez4232 Рік тому

    27:46 I love this joke, never end

  • @z1nkz243
    @z1nkz243 6 місяців тому

    17:58 I like how you can see the duplication glitch happening and no one say s anything about it yet xD

  • @knitkk
    @knitkk Рік тому

    Wake up babe new Minecraft video dropped

  • @DeathsShadowRIP
    @DeathsShadowRIP Рік тому

    Story update - we found out the iron golems older brother was a first responder to the twin towers

  • @Whiteythereaper
    @Whiteythereaper Рік тому

    Missed opportunity to call the Cow Vladimir Mootin

  • @GarryBestest
    @GarryBestest Рік тому +1

    1:09 bro.... I thought blag's mouse was an led that wasn't working right, you gave me a heart attack :(

  • @Askranomataon
    @Askranomataon Рік тому

    Gg on million blarg

  • @ghostking4391
    @ghostking4391 Рік тому

    Rip for the diamond and tools in the end

  • @Cap193.
    @Cap193. Рік тому

    He cut out the best part where puffer burns grizzy’s boots and logs off

  • @thatemocat
    @thatemocat Рік тому +1

    What a great intro

  • @shadowthehedgehog4737
    @shadowthehedgehog4737 Рік тому

    If you get killed by a falling anvil, some of your stuff will get destroyed.