Американцы вы не поймете у русских шортсах говорят что если назвать на какой-то старой версии 1999 или 1970 то будет баг и говорят что через 10 сек. Позвонит маньяк и если разговаривать с ним 10 мин. То он найдет вас и убьет, версия по-моему 1.9.3
They can find a person by IP and kill him if they don’t delete him after ten seconds, but they seem to have fixed him. I don’t recommend checking this only in the USA, since I’m from Russia...
I advise you to delete this, there was such an error in my country "Russia" after some time, scammers may call you and if you accept the call, they will recognize you by ip and you ☠️
For you know if you name tom weird numbers he look like this And Scammers will find you and go to the bunker rainbow 🌈with gaming chairs and Food Since it removed on 2017
glitch:if in the game "my talking tom" on versions 1.5 1.2.1 and 1.2 (if the latter exists), set the year of birth to "1999" and name the cat dates "0/12/1999" or "10/12/1999" then Tom's head will become small and his eyes and mouth will remain in their places and seem to pop out (if I'm wrong, his head will not decrease and his eye sockets and mouth will be turned in your direction and pop out of their orbits)
@@EmdoubleEmPlaying a game too fast can cause all the layers of Tom to malfunction and overlay each other, (eyes, mouth, head, and body) which is what happened here. Reloading Talking Tom should fix it up!
Everyone calm down hacker wont kidnap you like they said, this is just a glitch in the early versions of my talking tom that got patched up in 2016 also if you want to try it it only works on version 1.2 or earlier versions
It’s creepy how the Talking Tom game app kinda bugged out. The programming was good at first, but then it went sort of haywire and did what looks like eyes popping out of Tom’s FREAKING SKULL!!
@@The-creator-of-good-videos-15Bro i see you. Your everywhere. All over. Even high voltage toys . Etc. Your everywhere. Even i click other video your there too. Wth.
Apperantly, If you put the date code or name whatever you want to 1999, Some random people will call you. if you don't answer it in ten seconds, The people will find your address and try to kill you. this is an incident in 2015 where a kid died. if you try calling the police it won't work.
Apperantly, If you put the date code or name whatever you want to 1999, Some random people will call you. if you don't answer it in ten seconds, The people will find your address and try to kill you. this is an incident in 2015 where a kid died. if you try calling the police it won't work.
He watches you in his sleep which is the worst part, i’ll be traumatized my whole life cus of this, for now on ill always think of his eyes starring at me when he’s sleeping.
I remember the time I was playing My Talking Tom, it was almost 3PM and I was at my grandma's house. And after I changed his name, his head creepily spun like crazy like he was possessed by a ghost. TERRIFYING!!!
For people who don't know: This was an old My Talking Tom bug from 2015. A UA-camr named Phantom FreeRun is known to have captured this glitch. In the video, we can see that Tom's head has been shrunken while the eyes, teeth and body were intact. This was either due to a rigging problem or an OpenGL bug. This would be fixed a few days after this video was uploaded.
This happened to me when I was a kid!! I remember that all my friends had cute cats and I had this one (I didn't show it to anyone because I thought my cell phone was very old) but I still took care of him every day as if it were my son
For people who dont know, russians say that if you enter your name as 1/1/1970 or 1/1/1990, tom will have voicelines that say “HeLp Me” and “you have 10 secs to delete this game”. If you wait the ten secs, scammers will call you and track your location and try to K!ll you
Ребят сейчас объясню почему так происходит: Это происходит из-за ошибок API, библиотек текстур, коллизии и т.п. Данная ошибка возникает если версия андроида, ну выше там на 6.0 например. Если хотите такой глитч, то установите эмулятор LDplayer, и там запустите версию тома 1.0.
Basically in the the old versions of talking Tom like 1.2 or 1.5, if you named your Tom 12/31/1999 or 1/1/1970, this glitch would occur. You would have 10 seconds to delete the app or scammers would call you, find your ip address, and allegedly come to your house and k1ll you. But this glitch doesn't exist anymore so your safe
summary On December 31, 1999, a peculiar glitch was discovered in the mobile game My Talking Tom. In version 1.2 or 1.5 of the game, players found that they could set their in-game character’s name to “12/31/1999,” and something unusual would happen. The game would behave as if it were tracking the player, creating an eerie and mysterious atmosphere. However, here’s the twist: the person who supposedly tracked you is no longer among the living. So, rest assured, it’s all in the realm of digital anomalies and not some otherworldly surveillance! 😄
my talking ginger glitch You Need An Auto clicker. Keep Giving Him Food until you giv him the wrong food. Use the auto clicker to click on the wrong food. set the duration to 1 milisecond. Ginger will freak out until the game crashes.
Bridge: If you named your Tom 01/01 1999 or something his eyes will flow out in the air, no teeth and big square in his mouth Tom will said "Hurry! Delete the game in 10 seconds or something will happen!" If you don't wanna (4-10) Scammers will call you if you call to them in 10 minutes they will located where you live and they'll K*ll you so stay safe Good news: It won't work cause the bug was deleted in 2017
You guys actually made lore for this 🤣
Fr
Do u still have the link to the apk for this version
OMG IS THAT YOU
EVERYONE THINKS THIS IS 1999
0:16 the bite of 87
I ❤ femboys (and Weezer)
0:16 the bite of 87
i've been laughing at this for way too long
💀
WAS THAT THE BITE OF PORTUGUESSE?
@@lucas8385 HE WHO IS COMING
@@HalalKaibaLegacyCOME OVER HERE
My talking animatronic 💀
Edit:wth how i get 1,8B like
💀
My talking radical alien edit: woah to much likes
MIMIC??!?!?!!?
FNAF ahhh cat 💀💀💀
Американцы вы не поймете у русских шортсах говорят что если назвать на какой-то старой версии 1999 или 1970 то будет баг и говорят что через 10 сек. Позвонит маньяк и если разговаривать с ним 10 мин. То он найдет вас и убьет, версия по-моему 1.9.3
“911 whats your emergency?”
“My tom turned into caine”
LOL🤣🤣🤣
that will be true if only his eyes were inside his mouth
lol
FR.💀
@@Alyssawhite717 fr
"You have 10 seconds to delete the game"
To :
"You have 10 seconds to chill"
0:44 WTF-
229 likes and 0 comments? Lemne fix that
This video got randomly recommended to me.
Ambatukam
@@Skibidipeluchesohiosthu
animatronic
This is more like my talking endoskeleton than my talking you that's for sure. 😂
They can find a person by IP and kill him if they don’t delete him after ten seconds, but they seem to have fixed him. I don’t recommend checking this only in the USA, since I’m from Russia...
@@Yuki_quodpober а с чего ты взял что он твой айпи возьмет
I advise you to delete this, there was such an error in my country "Russia" after some time, scammers may call you and if you accept the call, they will recognize you by ip and you ☠️
@@ivanik9так раньше было
@@CladkoeBeshestBo если ты про маньяка то это вроде было только с джинджером или анджелой
2015: that so funny
2024: OH NY GOD ITS THE INCIDENT 1999 IF YOU SEE THIS RUN WITH YOUR DOOKIE PANTS
what is the 1999 incident ?
For you know if you name tom weird numbers he look like this And Scammers will find you and go to the bunker rainbow 🌈with gaming chairs and Food Since it removed on 2017
@@ur.funnyy it's a fake creepy pasta thing I think. The creepy things happening to Tom is the low memory of the phone
@@user-bu1pj3fn4w ohh 💀
@@lizzyemojicatrainbow56 It's not real, it's a bug that occurred if you typed that as your name. No, scammers won't call you nor find you.
"Hey, everyone, Scott here. I made my own Outfit7 rip-off game called My Talking Endoskeleton" 💀
**WHEEZE** HAHAHAAAHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Outfit7: (OPENS DOOR) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!??!?!?!? (KIDNAPPS SCOTT AGGRESIVLY)
SCOTT!!!
*hey all
Tom: *locks Scott in the torture room* that's what you get
0:08 😂😂😂😂 THE MOUTH😂
The not mouth the real creepy video
Xffr
HELL
@user-nu5ls2mp2r what are you trying to yap about?
@@user-nu5ls2mp2r bro what is you yapping about💀
glitch:if in the game "my talking tom" on versions 1.5 1.2.1 and 1.2 (if the latter exists), set the year of birth to "1999" and name the cat dates "0/12/1999" or "10/12/1999" then Tom's head will become small and his eyes and mouth will remain in their places and seem to pop out (if I'm wrong, his head will not decrease and his eye sockets and mouth will be turned in your direction and pop out of their orbits)
Finally who knows the glitch
Me
0:25 OH GOD🚨🚨🚨
Anti piracy screens be like:
ITS A FREE GAME BRUH
Каааак это сделать ответте я переведу ваши кому
@@user-dm7yv7nx6n3короч тебе нужно ничего
@@bluey_is_anti_uttp woah shiver me timbers 🥶 really strict
@@onfirestudios4664 never seen Bluey as an Anti-UTTP
My talking Mutation
BRUH LMAO
@@Idontknowstartdancing my talking radioactive abomination
@@TheChristianVarangian BAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Five Nights at Tom's
My talking freak
"Drugs won't effect my cat": the cat
cat nip
The Cat:Why am I a glitched snail
*cutely watches you while asleep🥰✨💅*
Tom's creepy face looks like SpongeBob's face at the end of the episode "Scaredy Pants".
Brainbob
Oh yeahhh
yes lol
Fr
Wubbox
0:10 the way he was also mad 😭
Help 😭😭
Oh no...
Dude 287 likes AND 2 replies... HOW
@@terceirocanaldejoaoottavio4594 I didn't even realize lol
Ok
Its all fun and games until there is 3 serial killers standing outside your doors
I think he all ready died because of that
He is kinda cute, it looks like a snail
I hated when his eyes were open while asleep
I HAD THAT ONCE AS A KID I CRIED SO MUCH LMFAOOO
Dont TAKE that seriously
I never got it but now looking at it I'm happy I didn't get it like wtf happened to tom???
@@EmdoubleEmif you get that you get called by 10 scammers and if you talk more then 10 minutes they will come and try to kill you
i swear this sh🪕t is hillarious
@@EmdoubleEmPlaying a game too fast can cause all the layers of Tom to malfunction and overlay each other, (eyes, mouth, head, and body) which is what happened here. Reloading Talking Tom should fix it up!
0:16 Open Your Mouth Robo Tom!
Robo tom 💀🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Melon89619more like radioactive abomination tom endoskeleton refference fnaf
that's a endoskeleton
he looks like that one baby in the store that always looks at you no matter where you go
Everyone calm down hacker wont kidnap you like they said, this is just a glitch in the early versions of my talking tom that got patched up in 2016 also if you want to try it it only works on version 1.2 or earlier versions
who said they want to go to 1.2 and type in 01/01/1970 or 12/31/1999
is there a link?
It’s creepy how the Talking Tom game app kinda bugged out.
The programming was good at first, but then it went sort of haywire and did what looks like eyes popping out of Tom’s FREAKING SKULL!!
This happened to me when I petted hank in a talking game once
@@georgegaming77 It did the same thing as Tom?
Interesting.....
@@The-creator-of-good-videos-15Bro i see you. Your everywhere. All over. Even high voltage toys . Etc. Your everywhere. Even i click other video your there too. Wth.
@@gamerajkjag1543 You’ve… kinda wrote “voltage wrong”… “voltagr”.
“Your everywhere”. “You’re everywhere”… … … …
0:08 ok but the growl is insanely devious😭😭
hate how, everyone in tiktok find this disturbing, I've seen it every slideshow, but it's just a glitch, nothing happens
Ssu
yeah
Apperantly, If you put the date code or name whatever you want to 1999, Some random people will call you. if you don't answer it in ten seconds, The people will find your address and try to kill you. this is an incident in 2015 where a kid died. if you try calling the police it won't work.
Apperantly, If you put the date code or name whatever you want to 1999, Some random people will call you. if you don't answer it in ten seconds, The people will find your address and try to kill you. this is an incident in 2015 where a kid died. if you try calling the police it won't work.
Scary tho
Every 9 year old watching this is having a panic attack rn lol
I'm nine and I'm not
@@Chipthecatdip same, when i first saw this, i was like, eh, not creepy at all
Them 9 year olds going like: "NOO WE LOST A SOLDIER HE'S GONNA DIE! SKIBIDI TOILETS SAVE HIM!!" btw not you guys here in replies
I'm 9 and I also got freaked out by THIS!!
Ofc we are it’s the 1999 glitch and he didn’t delete it
I'm glad it's not a creepypasta... but it's really funny, and a little scary
It should be tbh
It is
If you typed a specific name you should get this and then saying that it would something something bla bla bla
99+ missed calls from the Russian people tracking your location
Scammers will call you after 10 seconds with this creepy glitch anyways
0:44 he always watches you
"Leave Now Of My Room"
@@LukinasBRyoutube but you know it still watching :D
Lmao 🥲
Your right he always been there...
"Leave Out My Room Now!!"
This looks so funny cool
😊
Он змея и с открытыми глазами спит
“911 what’s your emergency?” My Tom ain’t tomming
Lol
Tom not tomming
Angela not angelaning
Ben not benning
Ginger not gingering
Hank not hanking
@@purple28666IN DA EYE
💀💀
Jokes aside, but those eyes that looking at u even when he sleeps are really creepy
Fish be like:
@@yusayoutube Ye, that looks also as a hungry robot snail endoskeleton
He watches you in his sleep which is the worst part, i’ll be traumatized my whole life cus of this, for now on ill always think of his eyes starring at me when he’s sleeping.
@@PanelBall Fr 😭
I had this damn glitch as a child in 2013, I remember throwing my tablet on the ground out of fear 😭☠️
Id probably too if i was younger
Istg I'm watching this at night and i feel like im being WATCHED.
Yeah same
0:46 Bombastic, side eyes
☠️
Why is bro sleeping with his eyes open
U aren't funny
That's Rock!
@Ilovebfdinotuttp Cuz it's glitch bruh
0:47 BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE 🤫🧏🏼♀️
bombastuc side eye ommggg😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯
it got me dying
Not funny + cringe comment + get a life
Criminal offensive side eye
911:what's your problem?
Me:bruh my tom ain't tomming💀
Bro is watching him even in sleep 💀💀
"911 what's your emergency"
"uhh hello...MY TOM AIN'T TOMMING"
LOL
☠☠☠☠☠
@@FranciscoJose-cz6gu omg 23 hrs ago 🤯🤯
💀 19-9-2005
Is TOM GLITCH
imagine being a little kid playing past your bedtime and all of a sudden this happens. i would shit bricks
Lol ye agreed i would be like
“👹😭😭MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAAMMAMAMAMAMAMA”
bud looks like a animatronic💀
0:46Me when I can't sleep 😂😅
kind of looks like the fnaf endoskeleton
Squidward
It's called a endoskeleton I'm sure
@@DonPufflesI Never Play Nathan Play.
@@DonPufflesXL Stretch XL.
@@Remote60 Habla en idioma che 🇦🇷
The fact that even while sleeping, his eyes are still locked on you. 💀
Not funny@@Anibo_34
@@Anibo_34I hate you
@@Anibo_34wow so funny 😐
@@Imablackrich123 bro if it ain't funny don't reply
That's terrifying 💀
You have 10 seconds until *THEY* come to your house
"Hello here and 911 how can I help?"
"TALKING TOM IS CURSED"
my talking endoskeleton looks sick
Sx t
wow it does look sick
I remember the time I was playing My Talking Tom, it was almost 3PM and I was at my grandma's house. And after I changed his name, his head creepily spun like crazy like he was possessed by a ghost. TERRIFYING!!!
After 10 mins,did some one called you,didint u?
@Catnap090he has his brain meleted but he dosent know yet🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🐡🐡🐡
@Catnap090 your dead if you couldn't sleep for two yrs‼️🤑
@@piotr2popawski128he cannot spell he doesn't know it yet🎅🎅🎅🎅🐡🐡🐡🐡
@@rocacurvajesus3597he really didn't he is still active it's a bug
,,Hey mike,did you forget to put Tom ‘s suit on?”
This looks so goofy but horrifying at the same time
Context : if u name tom 4/20/1969 tom will be like this
THE FACT HE JUST STARES AT YOU IN HIS SLEEP- 😭💀
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE
CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE 😔
BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE 😒
@@wumingbbeaCRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE, i find tom funny than scary.
@@jillianself2557 sams
If Talking Tom was owned by Ubisoft
P.D. This video horrified me when i was 8. Coming back to this as a 15 year old, it doesn't affect me THAT much
I'm still 11 years old in 21 of April I am making 12 years
hey dude, I'm from Russia and recently we started talking about this incident with Tom, it's called 1999
@@675FBH6V That's a creepypasta, dude.
I'm 8 and not horrified.
@@GoranGofa That means your stimuli is much more braver than mine.
The longer you look at it it gets creepier. But dude, the way it sleeps and eats is just instant death 💀
Holy i want that too :D
my talking tom:❎ my talking snail:✅
My talking snail ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Fr
For people who don't know:
This was an old My Talking Tom bug from 2015. A UA-camr named Phantom FreeRun is known to have captured this glitch. In the video, we can see that Tom's head has been shrunken while the eyes, teeth and body were intact. This was either due to a rigging problem or an OpenGL bug. This would be fixed a few days after this video was uploaded.
"If you don't delete the app in 10 seconds, scammers will call you."
I had this glitch as a child in 2013, I remember that I threw my tablet on the ground out of fear. 😭☠️
I would do it same
What was the glitch? What happened?
@@Daniel5.Ronaldosoccer Literally the same as in the video, except that only half of his face was missing
@@Flippyyq but what was the problem that happened and why it caused his problem
@@Daniel5.Ronaldosoccer I left and entered the game too quickly, which meant that it couldn't load properly at any one time
AT THE START I WAS THINKING THAT WAS TALKING JUAN😭
Edit: OMG I GOT TOO MUCH LIKES
Edit 2: 10 replies😭
Edit 3: MOM IM FAMOUS
SAME
SAME IS SO CREEPY
SAME
SAMEEE
Who tf is Juan
Toms mexican brother?
not this just magically appearing in everyone's recommended xd
Fr it did
@@justme_aleksandra me too bro
Why does Tom look like that,Oh my gosh !!
Tom glitch called 1999 years
i once modified the level value, tom's head grew infinitely until it was gone, it didnt have a head anymore just body legs and arms.
how you did that?
@@ghostface-fs2wd usimh GameGuardian
@@ghostface-fs2wdit could rarely happend if Tom grew up
how did you modified the level value?
@@DanielFlashAnimator gameguardian float values
This happened to me when I was a kid!! I remember that all my friends had cute cats and I had this one (I didn't show it to anyone because I thought my cell phone was very old) but I still took care of him every day as if it were my son
That's a real father right there
you are a real one
You're one of the truly ones.
Me too
Awhh.. how wholesome!
Bro talking Tom is 10/12/1999
0:08 look at the way he got angry I'm having 100000000000 nightmares
Nahh, thats Gary from SpongeBob
Nah it's Caine from tadc
@@Gamerammtnah it’s talking endoskeleton monkey
Nah that’s a fnaf character 💀
My Talking Nuclear Plant Explosion
bro thats bug can k3ll you💀
Oh god! It looks terifying!
If you scared don't watch this
Gee whiz! I am truly mortified!
@@MrChicken547 mc chicken, this was 4 years ago
"911 whats yourn emergency?"
"My tom aint tomming"💀
666 k likes 💀
I remember when I saw this a couple years ago on my tablet I was freaked out yet laughing at the same time
I’m going to have a nightmare like that
Fr to me
Same
Same
Same fr
Well I watched this video and I didn't (due to watching this on day)
crazy endoskeleton
For people who dont know, russians say that if you enter your name as 1/1/1970 or 1/1/1990, tom will have voicelines that say “HeLp Me” and “you have 10 secs to delete this game”. If you wait the ten secs, scammers will call you and track your location and try to K!ll you
What if you didn't have a cell phone chip or SIM Number?
@@Troll75637 In-game it would ask for your name
@@Fuecoco717 Is simple
@@Fuecoco717tom didn't say anything, liar.
why does this have so many views 😂
Bruh moment
that talking tom look like from 31/12/1999 i think
Wait i mean 12/31/1999?
@@GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG-26 I like how you use the MM/DD/YYYY so Americans could understand
@@GuyMcPherson69 whats MM/DD/YYYY?
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“MY TOM AINT TOMMING”
Copy
Copy
Copy 0:48
Copy
buddy thought he would get away with copying
“My talking exoskeleton” 😂
The 1999:💀
The 2015:😀
"You got games on your phone?" ahh Tom😭😭😭💀💀💀🔥🔥
“Skibidi toilet 71001 is out?!!??” Ahh Ton 😭😭😭😭💀
Bro this aint Fortnite memes
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"DAYUM THOSE MOUNTAINS ARE HUGE!" ahh tom ☠️🔥‼️
@@DialgaTheBest4106its just a joke
"Can i get a bbq sauce?"
Tom:
"No chick-fi-la sauce?"
Ребят сейчас объясню почему так происходит:
Это происходит из-за ошибок API, библиотек текстур, коллизии и т.п.
Данная ошибка возникает если версия андроида, ну выше там на 6.0 например. Если хотите такой глитч, то установите эмулятор LDplayer, и там запустите версию тома 1.0.
911 whats youre emergency?
My tom is not tomming
My sleep paralysis demon be like:
*WELL, THAT'S ME NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT, THANKS A LOT.*
Я тоже😢
Same
How? His just Talking Endoskeleton
"You have 10 seconds to delete the app or im coming for you."
-Tom
Basically in the the old versions of talking Tom like 1.2 or 1.5, if you
named your Tom 12/31/1999 or 1/1/1970, this glitch would occur. You would
have 10 seconds to delete the app or scammers would call you, find your ip
address, and allegedly come to your house and k1ll you. But this glitch doesn't
exist anymore so your safe
You can't be talking here lil bro the video lasts 51 seconds and yet there is no call notifications being seen
0:04 lol that was too funny 😂 and scary 🤨💀
I Never Play Nathan Play.
summary On December 31, 1999, a peculiar glitch was discovered in the mobile game My Talking Tom. In version 1.2 or 1.5 of the game, players found that they could set their in-game character’s name to “12/31/1999,” and something unusual would happen. The game would behave as if it were tracking the player, creating an eerie and mysterious atmosphere.
However, here’s the twist: the person who supposedly tracked you is no longer among the living. So, rest assured, it’s all in the realm of digital anomalies and not some otherworldly surveillance! 😄
Im 100% doing this to bust this theory:D
@coolperson2.2yeah, they still update it to this day, trying to find v1.2 but they only archived 1.0, 1.8, and so on
Fake story
the talking tom app was made in 2013 loll stop lying
Not is Open GL issue
That is ceepy💀
bro is playing at night when tom gets a little creepy
0:42 there is a purple blanket at the left so its not night
why is this getting reccomended to me 8+ years later lmao
plus, for me this is more funny than creepy lol
Why i finded you comment 8 days ago
@@RandomCountryballOfficialYTwhy did i find this "amazing" grammar
@@RandomCountryballOfficialYT"finded"💀
@@OfficialATOSAccountwhy did i find such wise words
@@RiggyPlaysGames why did i find a reply to _my_ reply
0:10
Him: *taps Tom's tail*
Tom: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Him: *taps Tom's feet*
Tom: Not today!
The fact I used to play this 24/7😭
Чисто монстр в 3.00 ночи
my talking ginger glitch
You Need An Auto clicker.
Keep Giving Him Food until you giv him the wrong food.
Use the auto clicker to click on the wrong food.
set the duration to 1 milisecond.
Ginger will freak out until the game crashes.
My talking ginger glitch
and it doesent moove
Please make a video
Bridge: If you named your Tom 01/01 1999 or something his eyes will flow out in the air, no teeth and big square in his mouth Tom will said "Hurry! Delete the game in 10 seconds or something will happen!" If you don't wanna (4-10) Scammers will call you if you call to them in 10 minutes they will located where you live and they'll K*ll you so stay safe
Good news: It won't work cause the bug was deleted in 2017
Phew im glad it deleted
"911 whats your emergency?"
"MY TOM LOOKED AT THE SOLAR ECLIPSE-"
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“My Tom isn’t tomming!”