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  • @rogue-ishtea6043
    @rogue-ishtea6043 Рік тому +5281

    The vampire being unable to get around or through the forklift boils down to it not being Forklift Certified.

    • @hedmeddig
      @hedmeddig Рік тому +73

      Let's say someone like me who is forklift certified, gets turned into a vampire, would my vampire-self be able to get through?

    • @sentientmlem727
      @sentientmlem727 Рік тому +82

      @@hedmeddig Once forklift certified, always forklift certified.

    • @RAAM855
      @RAAM855 Рік тому +39

      ​@@hedmeddig you wouldn't be a vampire. Cause vampires no better than to mess with someone forklift certified

    • @adamkarlsson9615
      @adamkarlsson9615 Рік тому +9

      blessed be the Osha regulations

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 Рік тому +1

      Funny when I fought that one it’s went through it mist form no problem honestly this games good and all the negative reviews are really whining about ai the ai are civilians ones that were enslaved they are terrified each weopan has a effective range they try to move into to maximize their damage but at the end of the day Im a soldier trained to kill they are civilians expecting military grade intelligence from cultists who are terrified and have to bring you in alive(something I noticed the reviews never mentioned it’s literally said within the first ten minutes of the game the queen vamp says it herself) they have to bring you in alive or the vampires won’t take their offering and let them participate in something called a blood trance I’ve been eavesdropping on vampires and cultists what ever it is, it has some kind of religious importance and to their thralls at least seems to be the first step towards being a vampire, this game has so much lore in the environment and it is good I recommend playing it on new gen Xbox because what he’s encountering I haven’t seen once

  • @smackmybones1371
    @smackmybones1371 Рік тому +29148

    Imagine paying $70 for a character to say "Deadass" in the most corporate-speak voice youve ever heard during a cutscene

  • @InkFold
    @InkFold 5 місяців тому +570

    As someone brand new to game design in unreal engine, an AI that can’t even route a path to the player is INSANE. That’s like a 15 minute UA-cam tutorial.

    • @Silent_Blade12
      @Silent_Blade12 2 місяці тому +4

      Yeah I think they messed up some code

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Місяць тому +2

      It's not the pathfinding, it's that when the vampire raycasts to the player to figure out if the range is correct, it doesn't check if there's an object in between, so it just gets stuck in an agro loop. Or something like that.

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Місяць тому +4

      Still pretty generic, but code can get much more complicated to implement in full games than in a UE project lmao.
      Still arcane shouldn't release unfinished games.

    • @InkFold
      @InkFold Місяць тому +1

      @@fujtkrisztian in the words of DJ Khalid, “congratulations, you played yourself.”
      Yes you just reiterated my point perfectly. Something as small as an unreal hobby project can successfully pull off proper path finding (possibly through raytracing, nav mesh, etc.) whereas this released title created in Unreal by a team of people can’t seem to sort it out. Thanks for your comment and the added clarity it provided!

    • @fujtkrisztian
      @fujtkrisztian Місяць тому +6

      @@InkFold I just said that it's not the pathfinding and the fact that you can pull it off in an unreal project don't mean shit. 💀
      Not how it works bro 😂

  • @paperclip9558
    @paperclip9558 Рік тому +904

    The fact that this game has mobile games level of cutscene and it demands you to pay 70 dollars for it is incredibly hillarious.

    • @Solarvoid-bl6xd
      @Solarvoid-bl6xd Рік тому +31

      Hell even some mobile game have cutscene doe

    • @AdamOwenBrowning
      @AdamOwenBrowning 8 місяців тому +11

      The issue is that "gamers" spend this amount of money routinely on games that are not worth it. The kind of morons who dip into the cash shop of a game that they already pay monthly for and are always keeping up with the battlepass.
      If consumers didn't enable this behavior it wouldn't be profitable and therefore wouldn't exist. Looking at you, mobile games.

    • @ralith844
      @ralith844 7 місяців тому

      I don't think we can put the blame on mobile games here. Horse Armor from oblivion, Maps packs from CoD, card packs (loot boxes) from FIFA, all of that enabled this behavior and we let them get away with it. Mobile games just adopted what already worked.@@AdamOwenBrowning

    • @StatesGames
      @StatesGames 6 місяців тому +1

      I didn't know that the only factor for a game was Cutscenes. You could, despite this, look at Arkane's work in Dishonored. The scenes are slide sequences too.

    • @SCDarkSoul
      @SCDarkSoul 6 місяців тому +4

      Have you seen some mobile games? That's an insult to mobile games.

  • @serenity8839
    @serenity8839 Рік тому +34758

    Okay the idea of a vampire being scared of boxes due them being made out of wood is legit a rather funny concept. Wood anxiety.

    • @joncon5554
      @joncon5554 Рік тому +743

      I wonder if they seem to have a problem with pantry doors

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Рік тому +96

      My farts are better than Charlie's farts.

    • @annalarsen6059
      @annalarsen6059 Рік тому +394

      Xylophobia, fear of wooden objects or forests.

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 Рік тому +256

      @@annalarsen6059 That seems to be more wooded areas, then wood in general but it does sound like it should e the fear of Xylophones. haha

    • @manfredstorm7599
      @manfredstorm7599 Рік тому +17

      stake baits in VTM be like :

  • @valhalla_1129
    @valhalla_1129 Рік тому +4117

    I like how they made sure the protagonist sounds as wooden as possible to stave off vampires. Very smart move, and it really shows how deep and thoughtful the writing is. Deadass.

    • @gr8ghostly133
      @gr8ghostly133 Рік тому +157

      love the "deadass"

    • @anubisfox5765
      @anubisfox5765 Рік тому +6

      There are 4 protags and jacob is thankfully much better, but still a mad average game

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 Рік тому +8

      Perchance.

    • @Noelle_Holiday
      @Noelle_Holiday Рік тому +43

      I wouldn't even be surprised if Arkane actually hired ChatGPT to write most of the game's dialogue.

    • @recalcitrantsheep5360
      @recalcitrantsheep5360 Рік тому +72

      @@Noelle_Holiday chatgtp would do a better job, deadass

  • @JarvisTDP
    @JarvisTDP 11 місяців тому +198

    12:29, the comedic timing of searching the whole room, turning around to see a clueless vampire, and being greeted with "I know where you are" is comedy gold

    • @RatKing2137
      @RatKing2137 21 день тому

      Can you actually read xd

    • @JarvisTDP
      @JarvisTDP 15 днів тому

      @@RatKing2137 what do you even mean by this? what message are you trying to convey?

    • @leobriccocola8141
      @leobriccocola8141 11 днів тому

      @@JarvisTDP Can you actually read xd

    • @JarvisTDP
      @JarvisTDP 11 днів тому

      @@leobriccocola8141 Oh thanks

  • @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper
    @TheJapaneseDeskFlipper Рік тому +236

    I love how the turret can't detect Charlie an inch behind but the moment he hacks it, it does a perfect 180 and perfectly locks onto a vampire.

    • @A-Plays-Games
      @A-Plays-Games 9 місяців тому +11

      That raycast line from the front does positively nothing but be a decoration.

    • @StallionStudios1234
      @StallionStudios1234 2 місяці тому +1

      Wow this game sucks. I say its worth 10 bucks tops. Even at that price I would just rather shop around for something older on steam.

  • @dud5606
    @dud5606 Рік тому +9236

    This game would be really impressive if it was a single dev project being sold for 10$

    • @douglasdalini4932
      @douglasdalini4932 Рік тому +1136

      deadass

    • @charleswaggoner9467
      @charleswaggoner9467 Рік тому +391

      @@douglasdalini4932 i read his comment and saw he had a reply, thinking it would agree on a similar level or offer other scenarios, no i get the funniest word from this game and laughing my ass off. The amount of “deadass” comments is hilarious, this game flopped hard.
      Edit: So this is what its like to get likes on a comment. I only get 1 or 2 a comment, here UA-cam stopped telling me about likes.

    • @thezombieslaughters
      @thezombieslaughters Рік тому +11

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @itsoctotv
      @itsoctotv Рік тому +49

      @@douglasdalini4932 7:29

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Рік тому +16

      @@itsoctotv that’s exactly how I read it in my head, lol

  • @WhipLash42o
    @WhipLash42o Рік тому +2224

    I'm glad she let me know they're "legit" evil, I was curious to how evil they actually were.

    • @blackedoutlabelent9800
      @blackedoutlabelent9800 Рік тому +20

      😅😅😅😅

    • @itznukeey
      @itznukeey Рік тому +133

      deadass

    • @___H3475
      @___H3475 Рік тому +43

      Cringed at that line

    • @gamrknight8060
      @gamrknight8060 Рік тому +23

      I was confused if they were really even that bad to being with.

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 Рік тому +47

      It baffles me how they still not learn people dislike that kind of snarky/sarcastic cool-wannabe speaking.
      Just look how Back 4 Blood, Forspoken, Gotham Knight, Borderlands 3, Saints Row Reboot turn out, almost nobody likes them..

  • @jimmylittle9393
    @jimmylittle9393 Рік тому +57

    "They've blocked out the sun" ... daylight everywhere 🤷

  • @liondl1081
    @liondl1081 Рік тому +742

    I like how I never have to worry about Charlie sugarcoating literally anything 😂

    • @bruceleesfat
      @bruceleesfat Рік тому +29

      Why would he? Dude became mega rich by doing nothing other than stating the extreme obvious

    • @stephaniejohnson5361
      @stephaniejohnson5361 10 місяців тому +13

      @@bruceleesfat Wow that's almost like most entertainment youtubers. Stop being jealous

    • @and______
      @and______ 8 місяців тому +6

      @@bruceleesfatthats pretty much what youtube is, you’ll get over it little man

    • @varshasoneji3134
      @varshasoneji3134 8 місяців тому +8

      @@stephaniejohnson5361 little man is CRAZY, me personally, I could never take that level of disrespect.

    • @bruceleesfat
      @bruceleesfat 7 місяців тому +2

      @@varshasoneji3134 and what exactly would you do over the internet lil baby girl

  • @crazywolf68
    @crazywolf68 Рік тому +3424

    Actually the vampires lack of ability to move around forklifts is a subtle storytelling trick. You see, the vampire ancestor never finished his forklift certification and so all the vampires were cursed to become confused whenever humans use forklifts as cover. Trust me, it’s in the lore.

  • @ddenozor
    @ddenozor Рік тому +6614

    Only enemy Charlie died to was a stationary power cable. Let that sink in.

    • @maddymcmadingson6296
      @maddymcmadingson6296 Рік тому +406

      While on the hardest difficulty

    • @James_3000
      @James_3000 Рік тому +360

      a sink is standing at your front door

    • @spagettitree175
      @spagettitree175 Рік тому +43

      ​@@James_3000 et that bathtub in

    • @ytsuxmuhd4998
      @ytsuxmuhd4998 Рік тому +58

      You better not! I put it out for a reason!

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 Рік тому +41

      Is there any time that I should let the sink out?

  • @FrenchVanillaMilitia
    @FrenchVanillaMilitia Рік тому +273

    I like how the vampire yelled "No" when it literally got disintegrated. Weird. It can't find its way around a box, but it can find the words to say as it turns to nothing. 10/10 GOAT

  • @user-bb7nx3rp3o
    @user-bb7nx3rp3o Рік тому +236

    As a vampire I can confirm that wood terrifies me.

  • @cadmas
    @cadmas Рік тому +7298

    Amazing how valve was able to make enemies climb over obstacles 15 years ago in an engine held together by bubblegum and shoestrings.

    • @DoomJoy666
      @DoomJoy666 Рік тому +336

      Source engine I thought was a super solid changed over the years type engine that came from goldSRC and that came from quake. But as I'm typing this.... I'm remembering the backwards bunny hopping and air strafing and other things lol

    • @fedorb9286
      @fedorb9286 Рік тому +374

      also funny that they did most of the games on passion and desire to experiment, since every their game has an game's theme in it (l4d2 - horde simulation and ripping, tf2 - artstyle, character creation, csgo - competitive settings).
      while modern games just try to have cool graphics and an "compelling" story

    • @ahall9839
      @ahall9839 Рік тому +45

      @@fedorb9286 Are you speaking English?

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 Рік тому +174

      Valve code is one of the most dogshit things in existence and it's still better than most modern games. Take TF2 for example.

    • @SnaggingRaccoon
      @SnaggingRaccoon Рік тому +217

      @@ahall9839bro you understood exactly what he said, don’t be rude

  • @derekrequiem4359
    @derekrequiem4359 11 місяців тому +108

    I like how she said dead ass
    as two separate, distinct words. Very revolutionary and totally subverted my expectations.

  • @xcreeperxplodius5202
    @xcreeperxplodius5202 Рік тому +327

    Wow this looks like a solid indie game demo. Can’t wait for the dev to finish it.
    Wait, what? It’s a $70 game made by the same people who made Prey?
    Where did we go wrong?

    • @DavidRamirez-lq2co
      @DavidRamirez-lq2co 10 місяців тому +14

      it is sad that the two last games that arcane released were a flop, i love prey and i think this companny can do better than this

    • @thename2138
      @thename2138 10 місяців тому +3

      you sure it was made by the same people?

    • @DavidRamirez-lq2co
      @DavidRamirez-lq2co 10 місяців тому +10

      @thename2138 I mean the producer didn't want to release it, at least they had a bit of love to the game, but the publisher had already a contract

    • @jacobsnipes6244
      @jacobsnipes6244 9 місяців тому +3

      I enjoyed prey, dont really like games that forced choices and if you make the wrong one well your whole game is ruined now

    • @EXTENDEDWARRANT
      @EXTENDEDWARRANT 5 місяців тому +1

      @@DavidRamirez-lq2coi thought deathloop sold well?? Idk I was almost praying on its downfall so they go back to dishonored but who knows

  • @Whitelisted_Productions
    @Whitelisted_Productions Рік тому +2543

    I love how the entire main characters personality can be boiled down to “well, that was a little quirky”

    • @eljefe4258
      @eljefe4258 Рік тому +189

      That just about the depth of modern humor

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Рік тому +201

      The dialogue in this game reminds me of "Forspoken"...which is to say it makes me cringe.

    • @marcstergeorge7065
      @marcstergeorge7065 Рік тому +91

      certified Marvel moment

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 Рік тому +51

      Feels like quirky teen lead in a chick flick

    • @GeronimoStiltstom
      @GeronimoStiltstom Рік тому +77

      I fucking cringed when she said "deadass" it felt so out of place

  • @Tw1s7
    @Tw1s7 Рік тому +5052

    This games makes me go "Man, I wish we had more silent protagonists".

    • @Astro986
      @Astro986 Рік тому +334

      Forspoken moment

    • @Tw1s7
      @Tw1s7 Рік тому +251

      @@Astro986 If you told me Forspoken was a sequel to this, I would believe you lol

    • @josephhorn7229
      @josephhorn7229 Рік тому +15

      ​​@@adolphin9348 please tell me they don't actually say that last sentence

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 Рік тому +63

      It’s why books are sneakily advantageous to films and shows and games, you get to fill in the missing details as you see fit.

    • @guardianofthestars3586
      @guardianofthestars3586 Рік тому +10

      starting to appreciate deputy/security captain a bit more

  • @Knooblegooble
    @Knooblegooble Рік тому +97

    Honestly makes me embarrassed to be an Unreal Engine developer. AI is pretty difficult to do well but like... seeing them not being able to walk around objects just makes me wonder what the heck they are doing, path finding is literally built into the engine.

    • @HookerHeels
      @HookerHeels Рік тому +14

      Beginning java game dev courses have better pathfinding xD

  • @randomncrsoldier7162
    @randomncrsoldier7162 Рік тому +119

    Man i miss when AAA game’s actually had good gameplay, story, and characters

    • @sky-oq5mr
      @sky-oq5mr 2 місяці тому +3

      That's over 10 years go brudda

  • @sergeydoronin1579
    @sergeydoronin1579 Рік тому +3708

    Damn, Morbius finally got an appropriate videogame adaptation.

  • @brandondebruin375
    @brandondebruin375 Рік тому +1301

    That first mission being called “Dead in the Water” is objectively hilarious

    • @psyc840
      @psyc840 Рік тому +28

      YOU DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

    • @petrichorsbaby
      @petrichorsbaby Рік тому +3

      ​@@psyc840 banger

    • @m0ejo324
      @m0ejo324 Рік тому +3

      ​@@psyc840 Oh hey that looks like my brother, what is he doing in there?

    • @andrewryan2928
      @andrewryan2928 Рік тому +2

      ​@@psyc840 YOU DO RECOGNIZE THE BODIES IN THE WATER

  • @tomthecasual5337
    @tomthecasual5337 Рік тому +8

    6:42 npc gets shot: "mh"
    closed captions: *INTENSE CRY OF PAIN*

  • @omcomphonetapes1315
    @omcomphonetapes1315 Рік тому +19

    16:00
    I cant believe System Shock 2, a game released in 1999, has more animation put into their Talking-Ghosts than a game released in 2023

  • @pandab34rYT
    @pandab34rYT Рік тому +2944

    It always hurts to think that for every bad game out there, someone had a vision. Someone had a cool idea for a vampire game they wanted to make, and they had to watch slowly turn into this. Ouch

    • @deadphilix1671
      @deadphilix1671 Рік тому +102

      Or they just wanted to make trash for quick cash💀

    • @TheGLaDOSvideoCore
      @TheGLaDOSvideoCore Рік тому +411

      @@deadphilix1671 it's almost always the producers who are forcing the creative minds to make trash. we need to stop blaming the artists

    • @deadphilix1671
      @deadphilix1671 Рік тому +117

      @@TheGLaDOSvideoCore it’s sad that AAA games from over 10 years ago (Skyrim for example) were not only cheaper but far more enjoyable to play than the trash that gets released today, what is going on?

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Рік тому +170

      @@deadphilix1671
      Shitty corporate management combined with shitty corporate culture invading the development process. The Developer's used to have significantly more leeway for their projects than they do today, where every marketing executive who thinks he or she understands what makes a good product because they did some entirely useless marketing (for product development) focused degree and their daddy knows somebody high enough up to get them employed at a high level immediately. They start shoving elements, usually based on some boardroom meeting checklists about what's popular in the industry or seems to be trending in the public mind (obviously taken from social media trends now), into the dev process in order to make a more "marketable product" no matter if they fit the project or even worsen the concept significantly by their inclusion. If you think about this alongside the fact that developer's are constantly forced to crunch because management arbitrarily shortens deadline's no matter what the estimated development time is given to them as, the fact that none of these upper management ever see consequences for their inability to do their job properly, and that the development studio's are usually gutted after a less successful release to ensure executive bonuses, it doesn't really seem preposterous that games would SIGNIFICANTLY decline in quality. There's no place for creativity and passion in an industry dominated by corporate culture and which is steadily being monopolized by mega publishers like Blizzard Activision or Bethesda as we speak.
      We saw this occur early on with EA (the studio killer themselves) and titles like Dead Space 3 that were ruined because the original design concept was cut apart and sewn back together with NTX, Coop mechanics (thank the success of Gears for that), and other out of place mechanics combined with a lack of development time and arbitrary changes to the story and mechanics of the game (like an unnecessary love triangle and the ending being cut short), and you have a game that effectively kill's a franchise. But are the upper management held responsible? Nope, the studio dissolves, most are fired or absorbed into other studios, and over time creativity is replaced with stock game development as management dictates that their other studio's make carbon copies of whatever seemed successful to those ever tumorous marketing executives.
      It's really the same in every industry. Film has been seeing this recently with, say, the Disney franchises just being a dumpster fire in most cases and simply stagnant and unappealing at best, so they shake up the infrastructure, but the people really responsible, like Kathleen Kennedy, aren't going anywhere.
      This is why extremely talented studio's like Raven are stuck churning out mediocre and bland products by their corporate overlord's. Because the latter are incompetent and can't see anything past the promise of immediate profits.

    • @lucan8389
      @lucan8389 Рік тому +19

      @@AveSicarius thank you for the profound explanation.

  • @bigmastermind1
    @bigmastermind1 Рік тому +3451

    This literally feels like a 6 month fanmade project by 4 fresh out of school best friends.

    • @merusharkfin1787
      @merusharkfin1787 Рік тому +335

      Pretend that’s the case and this game becomes at least 50% better.

    • @wellhiyadude1
      @wellhiyadude1 Рік тому +281

      @@merusharkfin1787 usually those games are only 20 bucks though

    • @escapetherace1943
      @escapetherace1943 Рік тому +93

      LOL even the assets look purchased... yikes

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Рік тому +59

      @@merusharkfin1787 yes but usually they don’t sell those kind of games for 70 dollars

    • @Himark89
      @Himark89 Рік тому +38

      except that we have seen 1 mad lad making a product 10 to the power of 10 times better than this crap, so the bar cannot be set low enough for Red Fall garbage to pass.

  • @FadedKai
    @FadedKai 5 місяців тому +10

    AAA Gaming Industry saying they need 70$ for games now has to be the biggest scam I have seen for awhile.

  • @laborless
    @laborless 6 місяців тому +5

    they can't see you because they're locked at 30fps

  • @yaku63
    @yaku63 Рік тому +2985

    the fact that this game was created by the studio that made dishonored, which is one of the best stealth games of all time, is actually insane

    • @poeticalbliss7882
      @poeticalbliss7882 Рік тому +475

      More and more it becomes super obvious that these studios do NOT retain their talent.

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 Рік тому +194

      that's what happens when there's no love and budget

    • @paultrigger3798
      @paultrigger3798 Рік тому +342

      Extremely unlikely they still have the same talent from 10-years ago. Even 5-years is a long time in the industry. This game screams too many corporate interests trying to make a game to sell but never really having an identity or target audience.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Рік тому +68

      ​@@poeticalbliss7882 Unfortunately it's often the corporate publishers who own the studios that cause such departures.

    • @gregsun974
      @gregsun974 Рік тому +148

      Dishonored 1 & 2 and Prey were fantastic so this is just maddening

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan Рік тому +2154

    I'm very thankful for the protagonist, constantly telling me how I should feel during story scenes. Without that kind of input I wouldn't know what to think.

    • @lordastrea2765
      @lordastrea2765 Рік тому +156

      And telling me what happened right after the story cutscenes in case I didn't quite understand them.

    • @hilowguy12345
      @hilowguy12345 Рік тому +69

      "You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"

    • @billywashere6965
      @billywashere6965 Рік тому +12

      Do you have no choice but to play as that annoying bird-platform user?

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 Рік тому +2

      ​@@hilowguy12345 where's that quote from

    • @ihatefractals
      @ihatefractals Рік тому +58

      @@hilowguy12345it’s just bad story telling. Ya remember “show not tell” from English class?
      Edit: I feel dumb lol. Very obvious futurama quote hahahah

  • @terribleivan1475
    @terribleivan1475 2 місяці тому +5

    The player character NEVER STOPS TALKING

  • @equidistanthoneyjoy7600
    @equidistanthoneyjoy7600 Рік тому +19

    I just bust out laughing when he hacked the turret and it just started immediately unloading into a wall

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Рік тому +1357

    I remember, in Half-Life 1, I was astounded by the marvel of AI that, rather than rushing me blindly, was capable of realizing I was in cover and throwing grenades to flush me out.
    It feels like it was just yesterday...
    *November 19, 1998.*

    • @crimsonsakura2184
      @crimsonsakura2184 Рік тому +122

      And the enemies were a real danger by themselves - if you're not careful with soldiers, they will easily destroy you even on Normal difficulty, and every fight felt like a real fight, escpecially because of the amount of ammo on the map.

    • @jayleno2192
      @jayleno2192 Рік тому +92

      F.E.A.R. still has some of the best enemy AI I've ever seen, and that came out in 2005.

    • @YAYDaggerful
      @YAYDaggerful Рік тому +33

      I still go back and play F.E.A.R., nothing like it

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. Рік тому +35

      Half Life is timeless. I love everything about it. Thank god Crowbar Collective made Black Mesa.

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Рік тому +24

      Even cockroach scatters immediately when exposed to light after idling in dark environment. And thats so insignificant to gameplay

  • @ITrayceI
    @ITrayceI Рік тому +1932

    These companies should start facing legal issues for selling unfinished products.

    • @jkbobful
      @jkbobful Рік тому +87

      Its why I would rather MS stop trying to buy more companies they don't release anything and when they do it sucks

    • @xevenxaver4759
      @xevenxaver4759 Рік тому +186

      The customers should face public shaming for playing unfinished products

    • @lacuna3894
      @lacuna3894 Рік тому +192

      @@xevenxaver4759 they advertised the game incorrectly and marketed it like it was legit but its not, cant blame customers for being mislead by a company with a good track record

    • @zack2804
      @zack2804 Рік тому +66

      Good luck getting the judge to even understand what the lawsuit is about. That's probably the only reason companies get to get away with this. They know judges are too old to understand how video games even work.

    • @spike5499
      @spike5499 Рік тому +54

      ​@@lacuna3894 how about consoomers actually wait until reviews are out instead of pre-ordering as soon as they see their favorite AAA dev pop up at the beginning of the trailer

  • @chrisandrew7577
    @chrisandrew7577 Рік тому +11

    I've watched other people play, but Charlie's strat of exploiting the weak AI was something else.

  • @GATORBUBS
    @GATORBUBS Рік тому +11

    The forklift vampire made me die 😂😂 you were SO OBVIOUSLY not hiding 😂

  • @Nxytofaded
    @Nxytofaded Рік тому +1900

    The only scary thing about this game is the cost

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy Рік тому

      Or that the writers aren't going to be held responsible for their shitty writing, they'll just get to keep shitting out turds because of the writer's union

    • @YeetCannon666
      @YeetCannon666 Рік тому +4

      Lmao game pass. Go cheap also Free DLC? Yes please.

    • @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864
      @thisiswhatgarbagelookslike3864 Рік тому +43

      ​@@YeetCannon666 even on gamepass that hot garbage is inexcusable. You guys keep damage controlling is why games come out unfinished.🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @IBR0691
      @IBR0691 Рік тому +7

      Apparently a power cable is the most scary thing.

    • @ghostlytavern129
      @ghostlytavern129 Рік тому +1

      It’s suppose to be scary?

  • @Zero-Pass
    @Zero-Pass Рік тому +1708

    It looks like a prototype that you would make to show to your bosses for approval to make the real game.

    • @MechMK1
      @MechMK1 Рік тому +79

      The vast majority of AAA games are that way these days. Just unfinished husks taped together with promises of what they game may eventually be like - or maybe not.

    • @Unstrict
      @Unstrict Рік тому +26

      ​@@MechMK1 Sometimes hidden by the excuse of it being in 'Alpha' after 3 years of development lmao

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Рік тому +23

      Funny, it looks like one of those games you see being played in the background of a movie or a tv show.

    • @ashary9675
      @ashary9675 Рік тому +8

      ​​@@Garnilator Doom ? Doom eternal

    • @krokodilphil47
      @krokodilphil47 Рік тому +1

      Curb stomp the devs into the void

  • @IntermittentStabbing
    @IntermittentStabbing Рік тому +13

    I wonder what the developers were thinking when they test ran their combat.
    “Ahh, this is challenging enough.” Couldn’t have been it.

    • @HookerHeels
      @HookerHeels Рік тому +4

      Dude I swear, they just had an AI code this shit and never tested it. They had to have. How the fuck could ANYONE thats EVER played a video game think this is acceptable.

  • @batwolfy7044
    @batwolfy7044 10 місяців тому +3

    “Deadass.” Is actually pretty ironic when you think about it.
    Upon hearing that, I died a bit.

  • @BernardoOne
    @BernardoOne Рік тому +2028

    It's amazing how the enemies are supposed to be sentient vampires but are more braindead than literally any zombies in a zombie game lmao

    • @narratornightmare2963
      @narratornightmare2963 Рік тому +97

      Zomboid shamblers with blind and deaf settings have better tracking lmao

    • @mysteria_a
      @mysteria_a Рік тому +19

      back4blood levels of zombie ai

    • @evan258
      @evan258 Рік тому +8

      Dude the Zombie AI in Dead Island 2 has better pathing and getting around then this game!

    • @mr_hands
      @mr_hands Рік тому +2

      deadass

    • @shizey0275
      @shizey0275 Рік тому

      Deadass bro

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD Рік тому +8861

    me and my buddies had to restart the game 3 goddamn times because one time the first quest perma bugged and the other time i could never pick up any guns LOL

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Рік тому +190

      Got busted with that bug too, did ya? I couldn’t pick up any of the guns in the first game either. Fun.

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 Рік тому +75

      definitely one of the games of all time

    • @thadpeud3057
      @thadpeud3057 Рік тому +133

      the real embarrassing part is buying the game at all

    • @_Cetarial
      @_Cetarial Рік тому +24

      @@thadpeud3057Wouldn’t expect anything less from a UA-camr.

    • @neosweetheart4352
      @neosweetheart4352 Рік тому +13

      At least you can make a next video from this game experience.

  • @Stillhovering
    @Stillhovering Рік тому +12

    Thank you for going through this labor of pain for us all ❤

  • @elizander5902
    @elizander5902 7 місяців тому +6

    Being right behind a vampire that can’t sense you due to sheer incompetence is such a funny concept. The double take kills me

  • @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
    @CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER Рік тому +1301

    "They broke the sun" top level brain activity going on in the writers' room

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 Рік тому +89

      Somebody get the IT guy in here they broke the sun again

    • @jathre.
      @jathre. Рік тому +140

      "sacrificing their friends, deadass!" and the entire monolog from that cutscene just drilled a hole into my cringe receptors

    • @bryant7542
      @bryant7542 Рік тому +25

      When they said "they broke the sun" my eyes rolled back to the Medieval times.

    • @theplayer1997
      @theplayer1997 Рік тому +3

      "Cmon we gotta go kill the sun!" - yunglimabean

    • @ciroc_lobster4052
      @ciroc_lobster4052 Рік тому +3

      Prolly the Chinese artificial sun

  • @insanephantom2422
    @insanephantom2422 Рік тому +1568

    Game gives Charlie options for stealth. Charlie doesn’t even try to be stealthy and half the enemies didn’t see him anyway

    • @FaTaLxWho
      @FaTaLxWho Рік тому +48

      Lmao was stealth even a feature in this game because it seems like u can just walk right through everything

    • @OokPuddin
      @OokPuddin Рік тому +8

      Charlie doesn't understand anything but run and gun

    • @OokPuddin
      @OokPuddin Рік тому +2

      I'm not defending the game either, it looks pretty mid

    • @bobjoe5937
      @bobjoe5937 Рік тому +2

      This will win GOTY.

    • @SunnyHF-nf4bc
      @SunnyHF-nf4bc Рік тому +16

      @@OokPuddin The fact that he didn’t get punished for playing the way he did lmfao.

  • @0knelim
    @0knelim 6 місяців тому +3

    *Starts reloading mid fight while vampire does nothing*
    ¨Thanks for waiting that was so noble c: ¨

  • @sigmabean2463
    @sigmabean2463 Рік тому +7

    14:16 the enemies dont even try yelling its like you flipped an off switch

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Рік тому +1378

    A game journalist was barely able to play this game without dying while the AI was this braindead. Wow

    • @manug9781
      @manug9781 Рік тому +65

      I actualy thought that the semi-aimbot would be marvelous for those game journalist. not a gamer , never a gamer i guess.

    • @Jumbo58067
      @Jumbo58067 Рік тому +218

      Game Journalists are somewhere between Mushroom's and Amoeba's skill wise, they don't count

    • @blastfromdass4310
      @blastfromdass4310 Рік тому +10

      ​@@Jumbo58067😂

    • @valletas
      @valletas Рік тому +4

      same thing happened when ign first showed sonic frontiers lol

    • @LarryMyster
      @LarryMyster Рік тому +43

      Journalist only play candy crush on their phone. They write reviews on video games to make money. They honestly don’t even own a console or anything!

  • @rena314
    @rena314 Рік тому +1430

    You know you've got a gem on your hands when you get dialogue like "Oh shit, not these guys. They're legit evil." or "But now they're sacrificing their neighbors to those monsters, deadass."

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 Рік тому +252

      the dialogue was the most cringe "how do you do fellow kids?" shit I heard in a long time in a video game.

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 Рік тому +75

      The dialogue in this game just reeks of "Hey, there fellow kids!"

    • @mayanksharma5006
      @mayanksharma5006 Рік тому +43

      Guys believe me I swear they are 💯 evil

    • @gamebitz7397
      @gamebitz7397 Рік тому +1

      I hope he’s joking

    • @anecro
      @anecro Рік тому +44

      @@tornadodee148 What do you mean in a long time? That happens every Tuesday with AAA titles nowadays. Forespoken exists.

  • @kylefromsouthpark5110
    @kylefromsouthpark5110 Рік тому +1

    That turret was putting in some work on that wall😂 13:39

  • @Cornelius_0
    @Cornelius_0 11 місяців тому +6

    Normal version of playing stealth: mostly melee attacks Sir Charles version of stealth, or as he calls it stelth: punch the living hell out of the enemy

  • @changedrandomly553
    @changedrandomly553 Рік тому +3671

    They made a game that the IGN journalist’s can enjoy. Props to their efforts

    • @Noobie2k7
      @Noobie2k7 Рік тому +97

      Even then they still managed to fuck it up and release gameplay footage everyone laughed at.

    • @CaptainTitforce
      @CaptainTitforce Рік тому +144

      With the intelligence the enemies have, their AI was probably based off the average IGN reviewer

    • @icebite9888
      @icebite9888 Рік тому +40

      Still too hard for polygon journalists tho

    • @_Vengeance_
      @_Vengeance_ Рік тому +27

      As long as the AI is good enough to find you when you stand 1 meter away from the enemy without any obstacles in-between, the AI is too difficult for modern game journalists.

    • @Krackerjax
      @Krackerjax Рік тому +27

      IGN gave it a 4/10. NPC detected!

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios Рік тому +2086

    The raise to the $70 price tag for sure did solve all of the problems of AAA games…

    • @GrillbysOf
      @GrillbysOf Рік тому +168

      Yeah they made a game to show exactly what you shouldnt put in AAA games

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 Рік тому +160

      This game is a steal at $70, they need to price it higher

    • @Xurikyo
      @Xurikyo Рік тому

      @@marcogenovesi8570 no, they're already stealing people's wallets

    • @alita8900
      @alita8900 Рік тому +163

      Now I'm never buying an AAA game again
      Who tf is paying $70 for a piece of shit.

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 Рік тому +147

      Raised the price tag and gave up on compressing games so everything takes over 100 gigs of space. Genius

  • @B.M.Skyforest
    @B.M.Skyforest Рік тому +7

    It seems half-life had better AI in 1999

    • @NigerianCrusader
      @NigerianCrusader Рік тому +1

      Not surprising considering half life is always really, really good.

  • @malditamente6713
    @malditamente6713 10 місяців тому +3

    4:56 that bird chirp sounds just straight outta skyrim

  • @DoomJoy666
    @DoomJoy666 Рік тому +1732

    "This is the highest difficulty still" made my jaw drop i didnt realize the games AI was that bad and underpowered

    • @miceatah9359
      @miceatah9359 Рік тому +6

      it isnt the highest dif highest dif is unlocked way later this doesnt even look like normal to me since vampires allways teleport behind u and humans constantly swarm so yeah nice try

    • @varunc9110
      @varunc9110 Рік тому +97

      ​@@miceatah9359 0:19

    • @johnryan3940
      @johnryan3940 Рік тому +64

      Difficulty just decreases the players attack while increasing the enemies defence and attack. the ai never improves with difficulty in the vast majority of games.

    • @joshuavanburen743
      @joshuavanburen743 Рік тому +16

      @@miceatah9359 u tried it

    • @raulgalvez176
      @raulgalvez176 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@miceatah9359lol troll

  • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
    @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 Рік тому +3504

    Man, can't believe they finally made Morbius into a game! They even reproduced its fabled mediocrity to the perfection!

    • @LopsidedMoz
      @LopsidedMoz Рік тому +339

      I loved the part when he said "It's Morbin time", then got stuck behind a wooden box

    • @NoName......
      @NoName...... Рік тому +46

      Fellow gamers, we stand on the brink of a revolution. A revolution against the corporate greed and corruption that has infected the gaming industry for far too long. We must take a stand and demand change.
      The time has come for us to rise up and say "enough is enough." We cannot continue to let game developers and publishers take advantage of us with overpriced DLC, microtransactions, and loot boxes. We must take back our gaming experience and demand that games be created with our enjoyment and satisfaction in mind, not just to make a quick profit.
      But this revolution is not just about the gaming industry. It's about standing up against the larger systems of oppression and inequality that plague our society. We must fight for a world where everyone has access to quality games, regardless of their financial situation or social status.
      Together, we can create a new gaming landscape, one where creativity and passion are the driving forces behind game development, not just profits. So let us band together, gamers of all kinds, and demand a better future for our industry and for ourselves. Let us start a revolution that will change the gaming world forever.
      And if any corporate death squads ask, i'm a handicapped small child.

    • @kobiromano6115
      @kobiromano6115 Рік тому +30

      I loved it when Dracula came in and was like: "I will destroy you puny humans!!!"

    • @yuichikita6018
      @yuichikita6018 Рік тому +66

      This game is sure to sell 10 morbillions units.

    • @DragonHeart613
      @DragonHeart613 Рік тому +3

      👏🤣👍

  • @RPGfreakiod
    @RPGfreakiod Рік тому

    I loved how the guy you snuck up on at the end waited, reloaded his gun, then keyboard turned to face you.

  • @PvtPuplovski
    @PvtPuplovski Рік тому +4

    It feels like the same level of polish as when you just imported your first 3D model in Unreal and boot up the “In Engine Test” or whatever.

  • @whoamu.8439
    @whoamu.8439 Рік тому +687

    This honestly looks like a game you would find in a game exchange deal that has been dead for 9 years but since you're bored you decide to play it and complete it in 4 hours to then realize youve lost those 4 hours and then leaving the game in a drawer for ever

    • @x0gucx
      @x0gucx Рік тому +15

      The "cutscenes" are seriously stripped right out of infamous 2. They somehow made a nostalgia piece making us remember a time where a box was the most op tool in the game 😂

  • @ryancondie283
    @ryancondie283 Рік тому +309

    "Dead ass" @7:30 had me in stitches, the delivery has such a "hello fellow kids" charm to it.

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Рік тому +23

      It made me shove pencils in my ear

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns Рік тому

      They're straight up sacrificing people, dead ass! That is so not with it, my fellow youths! Totally not hashtag lit, am i right?

    • @Noelle_Holiday
      @Noelle_Holiday Рік тому +47

      "So, let me get this straight. I’m somewhere trapped inside a mysterious island that doesn't look like my world, I’m seeing freaking vampires, and oh yeah, my ex-boyfriend is a vampire too! Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I use my telekinetic powers, kill jacked-up cultists, I’ll probably go to my next mission."

    • @classicclassi6146
      @classicclassi6146 Рік тому

      Guys an ass died

    • @brett8460
      @brett8460 Рік тому +1

      dead _ass_

  • @calamityyy
    @calamityyy Рік тому +4

    8:17 that casual "thanks nosferatu" was funny af

  • @realessayog6947
    @realessayog6947 Рік тому +2

    This is why i'm subscribed... Charlie holding a cup while owning a boss at 2:43

  • @help533
    @help533 Рік тому +4113

    It's legitimately heartbreaking to see my favorite studio go from making genuine masterpieces like prey and dishonored to this

    • @patricioolivero5032
      @patricioolivero5032 Рік тому +189

      I loved prey!!!!

    • @TheKloolo
      @TheKloolo Рік тому +348

      Prey and Dishonored both barely made profit. So they tried to make Death loop and this piece of shit.

    • @Lapouchy
      @Lapouchy Рік тому +148

      It's a shame to see Arkane releasing shooters like this instead of another Dark Messiah or giving them Thief franchise.

    • @PngReaver
      @PngReaver Рік тому +24

      Studios have different teams for development

    • @ethantaylor8276
      @ethantaylor8276 Рік тому +62

      deathloop was great!

  • @mario-mario822
    @mario-mario822 Рік тому +1680

    For 70 DOLLARS those 'cutscenes' are unforgivable 😂

    • @jacksmith7726
      @jacksmith7726 Рік тому +127

      Deadass

    • @nick1752
      @nick1752 Рік тому +44

      They really are cut though. Cutted scenes.

    • @francescofioroni70
      @francescofioroni70 Рік тому +1

      Max Payne didn't have cutscenes so your comment makes no sense

    • @Damonium
      @Damonium Рік тому +16

      @Patrick39 You really think you (mere mortal) can even scale to the power and authority of Jesus Christ himself?

    • @antoinec8248
      @antoinec8248 Рік тому +2

      The only slide show cut scene i will ever accept is the end cut scene of dishonored

  • @AkioKaneko
    @AkioKaneko Рік тому +1

    16:21
    upper left corner
    that looks like the notification you get in Genshin impact when there's a quest.

  • @elpibesabiondo
    @elpibesabiondo 3 місяці тому +2

    redfall is like trying to explore a super flat world in minecraft

  • @lorenzocuevas376
    @lorenzocuevas376 Рік тому +827

    “now they’re sacrificing their neighbors to those monsters, DEADASS” it sounds like they hired some boomer to study off of Urban dictionary to create the dialogue for this game.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus Рік тому +47

      From how many years ago? Who says "deadass" anymore?

    • @ant6441
      @ant6441 Рік тому +34

      ​@@BWMagus yeah we all know it's no cap now

    • @NikolaiVolkovski
      @NikolaiVolkovski Рік тому +16

      That’s literally how some people sound, especially when they can’t think for themselves and pick up all of their vernacular from tiktok

    • @frankmundo4300
      @frankmundo4300 Рік тому +10

      ​@@ant6441nah my mom says no cap its a beyond cringe word!!! Same with adulting eww

    • @ant6441
      @ant6441 Рік тому +3

      @@frankmundo4300 yeah but that's just what ppl gonna say till there's something new, we like using slang instead of formal English nowadays lol

  • @just_a_turtle_chad
    @just_a_turtle_chad Рік тому +3533

    These are some of the best graphics I've ever seen! 2010 is shaping up to be a great year for gaming.

    • @harold1844
      @harold1844 Рік тому +89

      my pancreas burns

    • @RedF0XDelta
      @RedF0XDelta Рік тому +75

      Good graphics don’t make a good game
      Edit: I’m dyslexic and can’t read, sorry. But I stand by my statement anyways

    • @h3llosammanGamingRoblox
      @h3llosammanGamingRoblox Рік тому +4

      Fr

    • @nosrednakcin3900
      @nosrednakcin3900 Рік тому +174

      ​@@RedF0XDelta use your brain

    • @josteau9849
      @josteau9849 Рік тому +139

      @@RedF0XDelta You missed the joke there, little bro.

  • @mnar.brodcast139
    @mnar.brodcast139 Рік тому +3

    You see the reason vampires can get around obstacles is because you haven’t invited them to the other side of them

  • @KigreTheViking
    @KigreTheViking Рік тому +4

    Arkane is like the "Theseus ship" of a company.
    I refuse to believe they are the same devs that made the previous titles.

    • @HookerHeels
      @HookerHeels Рік тому +1

      They more than likely aren't.
      Probably a whole new team fresh out of college.

  • @jasperschannel4976
    @jasperschannel4976 Рік тому +753

    Crazy how $70 has become the default for game prices, but they've yet to settle on a default for game quality... priorities, right?

    • @Gestersmek
      @Gestersmek Рік тому +57

      The default for game quality is No.

    • @laserfoxpro
      @laserfoxpro Рік тому +15

      @@Gestersmek that is triple a

    • @reichbunny713
      @reichbunny713 Рік тому

      It’s called fuck you consumer slave you exist to be somebody’s victim

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ Рік тому +26

      You can pay $100 for the Bite Back edition as well, what a steal!

    • @1990hondacivic
      @1990hondacivic Рік тому +20

      Dude you get more out of free games now adays

  • @rexhilverstone7154
    @rexhilverstone7154 Рік тому +1661

    As someone right on the verge of going into the game industry as an underling this 70$ peak game design masterpiece gives me hope that the entry bar won't be as high as I thought

    • @arcane1012
      @arcane1012 Рік тому +149

      The more stuff like this happens the more I believe it's actually possible to make a stride in the field even as a solo developer.

    • @luisconde6201
      @luisconde6201 Рік тому +4

      as i though

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 Рік тому +30

      Despite that it’s INCREDIBLY hard to get in. Unless you already have a lot of knowledge and skill you won’t get in...

    • @Xfacta12482
      @Xfacta12482 Рік тому +30

      Eh.. theres so many good indie and AA game studios making amazing stuff. Its dumb to let trash like this take away our faith in the good industry that is most definitely still there.

    • @Zeta9966
      @Zeta9966 Рік тому +24

      Well the $70 price tag on dogshit titles still takes tons of man hours, which instead of putting it into quality control, they just force people to work on the games to get them done and on shelves as quickly as possible.
      So expect looooong days, tight schedules, depression, anxiety, and bad pay.

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 11 місяців тому +1

    Somebody had to have tortured Arkane’s family members for this.

  • @FrostThorn
    @FrostThorn Рік тому +6

    Had a feeling this was going to be dumpsters fire

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm Рік тому +779

    Can't get over how unimpactful every animation looks and that's when they aren't getting cancelled or ending abruptly

    • @FabianMacGintyONeill
      @FabianMacGintyONeill Рік тому +32

      I know, I was just playing Left 4 Dead 2 before this review came out and that beats this hands down when it comes to animations. Dishonored 1 looks newer than this

  • @AverageItalian885
    @AverageItalian885 Рік тому +626

    The prices keep rising and the quality keeps dropping. What a world we live in

    • @SpadeDraco
      @SpadeDraco Рік тому +38

      It's the devils bargain that comes from being a big, publicly traded company. Eventually you stop growing and the investors get pissy so you have to either raise your prices or cut costs.

    • @BlancoMD
      @BlancoMD Рік тому +6

      Thank you china

    • @googleslides8305
      @googleslides8305 Рік тому +6

      At least a lot of indie games are still good

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Рік тому +29

      "That's capitalism bro, love it or else you're woke" - chuds

    • @carlkligerman1981
      @carlkligerman1981 Рік тому +7

      There’s Fromsoft, thank god

  • @Letrnekissyou
    @Letrnekissyou Рік тому +4

    15:43 he utters his famous catch phrase, "of All Time"

  • @allhonesty848
    @allhonesty848 Рік тому +3

    When I told my mom about this game, she said "...if you want to play it, rent it.

  • @Narwhal12
    @Narwhal12 Рік тому +529

    The protagonist’s dialogue is proof hell exists
    It sounds like a 40 year old lady trying to speak like a teenager

    • @titanmax111
      @titanmax111 Рік тому +7

      I found Jacob's dialogue to be better. No offense but you can tell the one Charlie player as is a bit of a... Without being rude... Odd person

    • @liszt646
      @liszt646 Рік тому +34

      DeaDAsS

    • @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958
      @idontcheckrepliesstaymad958 Рік тому +32

      @@liszt646 not even said as one word it was more like some facebook mom hearing it for the first time like "dead! ass!?"

    • @reanimationxp
      @reanimationxp Рік тому

      dead... ass.

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 Рік тому +11

      This is Xbox's Forspoken.

  • @supbrotv
    @supbrotv Рік тому +820

    The fact that enemy AI cant get around objects in a game in 2023 is mind blowing

    • @Domestic_Abuse
      @Domestic_Abuse Рік тому +54

      Even roblox has it in most of the games now

    • @Miwhe
      @Miwhe Рік тому +9

      @@Domestic_Abuse most major games have their own developed pathfinding system.

    • @Domestic_Abuse
      @Domestic_Abuse Рік тому +90

      @@Miwhe yeah but if your game has worse pathfinding AI than roblox you should be ashamed of yourself genuinely

    • @allthenamesiwantedweretaken
      @allthenamesiwantedweretaken Рік тому +2

      @@Domestic_Abuse Well, roblox also supports child labor to keep their "game" alive, so...

    • @laserfoxpro
      @laserfoxpro Рік тому

      @@allthenamesiwantedweretaken you mean roblox as the company or companies that make roblox games like gamefam

  • @bigboicreme
    @bigboicreme 7 місяців тому

    i like the fact that you can get on the other side of an obstacle to get away from the vamps!! thats a good feature :D

  • @BrokenTooth
    @BrokenTooth Рік тому +2

    the difficulty in this looks like this was made for video game journalists

  • @superbad8008
    @superbad8008 Рік тому +934

    The writing of some of those cutscenes is crazy. The spirit of the Forspoken writers has possessed the Arkane crew.

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 Рік тому +111

      Like the character saying "Dead ass" lmao

    • @coreycasciano3255
      @coreycasciano3255 Рік тому +1

      @@Bloodhurl67 that’s hilarious

    • @ghostlegit
      @ghostlegit Рік тому +4

      ​@@Bloodhurl67 that's pretty realistic. Alot of people talk like that

    • @jenmygem
      @jenmygem Рік тому +17

      ​@@ghostlegit deadass

    • @randomguy7951
      @randomguy7951 Рік тому +14

      I legit had to double check who Arkane studios were, bc i refused to believe it was the same who made Prey and Dishonored

  • @Bones_
    @Bones_ Рік тому +422

    Everyone knows a true vampire has to be invited to gain entry, and Charlie is just exploiting this by denying them entry. Very faithful game design.

  • @PhillyDownside
    @PhillyDownside Рік тому +1

    Redfall is for me the definiton of someone hiring an italien cuisine chef for a sushi restaurant.

  • @JohnnyKChop
    @JohnnyKChop 8 місяців тому +1

    Ooof, the vampire not being able to navigate a CAR is just embarrassing.

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Рік тому +1399

    The Virgin Vampire:
    Can’t even find their way around a car
    No Rizz
    Pathetic even on highest difficulty
    The Chad Power Cable:
    Waits for his enemies to come to him
    Is a literal stationary object, yet can evaporate his enemies in seconds
    Can kill more people than a legion of vampires and armed cultists (1 is greater than 0)

    • @NikolaiVolkovski
      @NikolaiVolkovski Рік тому

      You spend way too much time in tiktok bud, your rizz and chad sh*t sounds dumb af

    • @NeroAngeloGR
      @NeroAngeloGR Рік тому +3

      W comment

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage Рік тому +4

      probably 10000x cheaper than a vampire as well, THD was selling 10 ft extension cords for 1 buck today, not to mention plain wire costs.

    • @SolSacrifice
      @SolSacrifice Рік тому

      Ok

    • @carlitosjuarez221
      @carlitosjuarez221 Рік тому

      Couldn't you just say charisma?

  • @brianff02
    @brianff02 Рік тому +675

    if I paid $5 and got this game, I'd still feel like I got robbed

    • @Moooxtra
      @Moooxtra Рік тому +11

      frfr😂

    • @mrducky179
      @mrducky179 Рік тому +65

      I'd ask for a refund after pirating this game

    • @MythicRanger2401
      @MythicRanger2401 Рік тому +22

      If I GOT $5 to play this game I would feel robbed

    • @Dubstep_Gun
      @Dubstep_Gun Рік тому +4

      You think dude is joking, but l4d2 costs the same and does anything better

    • @ImmortalMan121
      @ImmortalMan121 Рік тому +11

      I downloaded it free on game pass, pretty sure I still got robbed

  • @dalamarwren424
    @dalamarwren424 Рік тому +2

    At this point. I’m not even surprised anymore. There’s a reason I never pre order anything triple A and wait for reviews. Just endless failures have left me numb

  • @mello_man
    @mello_man Рік тому +2

    This isnt just a last gen problem i think its going to be an ongoing thing untill people as consumers start to force change but at the same time its hard to just tell everyone one stop buying ,playing and making video games

  • @swaggboiii9528
    @swaggboiii9528 Рік тому +522

    Feels like they put all their developers with burnout in one team and went "You have a year to make a 70$ game or your fired" and this is just malicious compliance.

    • @DJrockfield
      @DJrockfield Рік тому +13

      I feel like they tasked a couple people on their development team to make a fps game and this is what they came up with.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Рік тому +7

      Which is extra weird since I distinctly recall when the name "Redfall" was trademarked by Bethesda and how people were freaking out since it wasn't too long after the tease for TES VI and people were speculating it was the name they gave to it (a bit weird in terms of naming convention but it was a really cool title regardless which would have some neat lore interpretation between fall of the Redguard or fall of the Empire etc), so much so that until very recently I still didn't know Redfall was the name given to another game.
      But all of that means that they already had the title set quite a few years ago, which means that they realistically should have been on the final stages of pre production at that time (the definitive title is rarely the first thing you find for a project unless it's something that already had an idea behind that needed to be greenlit; but seeing how the game turned out I really doubt it was the passion project of someone at the studio that they pitched to see it come through, or if it was, the people in question left a long time ago).
      There is something deeply wrong with this game, I wouldn't be surprised if we learn that there has been some massive drama behind the scenes, it really looks like the result of constant redraft that strained ressources thin and not a single vision coming through

    • @nater420
      @nater420 Рік тому +3

      ​@@sephikong8323 considering all that happened around the time 76 was being made I'm guessing it was the big brain IQs at Zenimax deciding every game was going to be live service because having 2 mobile apps and a whole MMO wasn't enough. They also made quake a shitty hero shooter to compete with the overwatch/eSports scene.
      Hopefully with the Microsoft buyout all future projects will be something the devs actually want to make but we'll see

    • @VariantNode
      @VariantNode Рік тому +2

      Arkane usually churns out pure fire so that's probably the case. I smell crunchtime and bad corporate decision making

  • @b-3nn1
    @b-3nn1 Рік тому +514

    He stood still for about 45 whole seconds against dudes with guns. And took 2 hits. Amazing.

    • @sjotpit3521
      @sjotpit3521 Рік тому +19

      Deadass

    • @god-zilla4233
      @god-zilla4233 Рік тому +2

      Still better than stormtroopers

    • @SageDog
      @SageDog Рік тому +2

      On the highest difficulty.

    • @Jorangus
      @Jorangus Рік тому +2

      @@god-zilla4233 Honestly, that's debatable lmao

  • @oof_dennys9690
    @oof_dennys9690 8 місяців тому

    I like how all the enemies lack object permanence and dispite you being completely in the open behind a box they just forget you exist

  • @logancole6000
    @logancole6000 Рік тому +4

    It’s just crazy that games like Halo CE or Half-Life that came out over 20 years ago have more complex AI with more emotive animations.

  • @Kristopher-hh4vw
    @Kristopher-hh4vw Рік тому +576

    The most compelling line of monologue I've ever heard in a...cutscene? Am I allowed to call that a cutscene?...was "This is getting so weird. Well. Weirder." Amazing, that gave me chills! Tears! These game devs are based, deadass.

    • @patchmoulton5438
      @patchmoulton5438 Рік тому +85

      I stood up and clapped when she said "deadass." Truly a stunning and brave moment.

    • @anthonyontv1061
      @anthonyontv1061 Рік тому +50

      I couldn’t help but notice the “deadass” line, they really know how to reach out to the audience and say “Hey we get it, we are just like you, dead ass”

    • @Kristopher-hh4vw
      @Kristopher-hh4vw Рік тому +17

      ​@patchmoulton5438 Right?! That was truly momentous, and her delivery of that line deserves an award! Did you hear the part where she says "Seriously? I mean, seriously?! Ugh..." Absolutely stellar performance, move aside Tara Strong there's a new voice actress on the throne

    • @lostsurferjames5
      @lostsurferjames5 Рік тому +21

      I deadass couldn't believe they said deadass, feels so good having some deadass representation, deadass

    • @greenbrickbox3392
      @greenbrickbox3392 Рік тому +5

      🔥🔥✍🔥🔥