ZAPPING - Hollande: 2 ans de petites blagues à l'Elysée en 2 minutes - 05/05
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- Опубліковано 4 тра 2014
- Toute l'actualité sur www.bfmtv.com/ L'une des caractéristiques de la présidence Hollande est le goût fort prononcé du Président pour les petites blagues. BFMTV.com vous a préparé un florilège à l'occasion de ses deux ans à l'Elysée.
C clair que Hollande nous a beaucoup fait rire pendant son mandat mdr
Une crème ce François.
quel gentil président, au moins il fait pas peur au enfants mdr
@Nathan Taïeb c'était Macron à l'économie
🤣 Game over
@@duckman4512 non c'était pas lui au début ni à la fin
@@younickvelly2754 Et ce petit bijou! ua-cam.com/video/-_1paKdrS_4/v-deo.html
Gaston Lagaffe et Hollande , c'est le même.
2:08 on voit macron en bas a gauche
Gentil mais bon c'est pas ce qu'on recherche pour un président
c'est pas à l'Elysée que je le vois ce mec mais dans un cirque!!
J aime pas l homme politique, par contre j adore la personne
La personne sait se faire aimé c est comme ça en grande partit qu'il a été président. Séduire c est sa spécialite
Le boss final de Metal Gear Rising
En bas il y avait Juda Macron 2:08😂😂😂
Je disais pas une ride pas un cheveu Blanc comment il fait ?
tout à fait
Il se teint les cheveux.
je peut vous dire que j'ai 4 enfant ptdrrrr et bim sa fait mal sa
Two going ok
francois junker
L'un est encore plus détestable que l'autre ...
You what want ?
😎🎧🎤 Ah! J' en ai 1 pour TOI . François. 👨💻👩💻 Çs va mieux aujourd' hui , que l' année dernière . Pffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Tg
Personne n'a remarqué Emmanuel Macron dans la toute dernière vidéo
Qui se marre comme une baleine , affligeant ! ...
Le seul souvenir de Flamby hors mis toutes ces bourdes c'est son histoire de la porte de derrière de l'élysée avec son scooter pour aller tirer sa poule 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Le clown
Mon meilleur président, sympathique gentil ça vaut tout
Video gag
Nul à chier mais il était drôle au moins
Et dire que des gens ont voté pour ce type !!! Plus con que ça on meurt...
hollande c'est ça! ua-cam.com/video/-_1paKdrS_4/v-deo.html
FRANCE, THE COUNTRY OF NON-HUMAN RIGHTS
In reality, human rights are a slow conquest of humanity. Every great civilisation, every great country, every great nation has made its contribution to the elaboration of this now very rich monument.
According to the texts found, the first writings on human rights are supposed to date back to Hammurabi, King of Babylon in 1800 BC.
Then, Cyrus the Great, in the sixth century BC, is quoted, whose contribution is considerable, as he established in his Empire freedom of worship, freedom of movement, and prohibited the oppression of human beings.
The Breton societies - from which I come - recognised the equality of men and women before the birth of Christ : hence our very large advance over the French,
who, after the fall of the Roman Empire, took over the heritage of almost savages : the Franks.
The doctrine of Christ is the great turning point in the respect due to the human person. Western civilisation has taken up this magnificent heritage. It is under the effect of this religion that women gradually regained rights that have been supplemented over the centuries. (This is far from being the case in islamic civilisations).
In the Middle Ages, the English are cited as the most advanced : the Magna Carta (1215), the Bill of Rights (1689), the Habeas Corpus (1679). These texts guaranteed certain individual rights , ahead of many nations of the same period, particularly in the fields of justice and taxation.
The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America, in turn, set out a number of human rights in 1776. This text had a great impact.
The famous « Universal Declaration of Human Rights », published in France on 26 August 1789, is a copy and a synthesis of what has been done elsewhere, in no way an original work. Moreover, it has no binding force : it is a philosophical text, nothing else. In spite of this, this arrogant and aggressive country prides itself on having, until today - see our works in particular -, with other fantasies, « invented » human rights !!! And, among other things, the universal language, worthy as such to be spoken by ALL human beings. No more, no less. In French schools, these legends are still taught. Thus, little Breton slaves since the inescapable « revolution « of 1789, which deprived us of all our rights and liberties, have we learned this nonsense, under the iron rule of the neighbouring country, which annexed us in spite of ourselves in 1532, and enslaved us in 1789.
In reality, France is a great violator of human rights, as well as a corrupt country (23rd in the world, which is not glorious ; this puts it on the same level as Uruguay and the United Arab Emirates).
With regard to women’s rights, which is one of the criteria of the civilisation level of a nation , the BRETONS recognise the equality of the sexes before Christ. France has not yet reached this level, which it strives to achieve through laws that it is unable to enforce. The right to vote was only granted to them in 1944. It is therefore 2000 years behind our civilisation in this respect. We have devised a concept that is widely accepted : France is not the country of human rights, but THE COUNTRY OF NON-HUMAN RIGHTS. This is beginning to be recognised everywhere, including in France.
We are going to have this text translated into several languages : the foolishness of braggers annoys millions of people around the world.
LOUIS MELENNEC, DOCTOR OF LAW AND MEDICINE, HISTORIAN.
who asked
How dare you write and speak about France.
Je préfère les blagues d'Obama lors du dîner annuel traditionnel, plutôt que les plaisanteries vaseuses de F. Hollande. Même pas drôle !
Tu es très mauvaise langue