The chances of surviving in a plain crash are very slim, the question is what would you pick?. The slim chances of survival, or be comfortable for the rest of the flight.😊
totally agree. i have done the ankle hack at least a dozen times to sleep. never had a problem and never crashed lol you don’t do it through turbulence, only when the “Fasten Seatbelt” sign is turned off.
I sincerely believe the comment about pickle cucumbers has to be a joke. No one would ever post how utterly STUPID that would be 😂 cucumber 🥒 vs pickles
Imagine flying to see some relatives and you do that supposed, "hack" and your relatives wondering why the hell you have a blood nose and a black eye when you land.
I’ve somehow accidentally stolen an Olive Garden napkin, you know the ones with the forks. Yeah i put it on my lap and when I fixed my belt, it got lodged in there and I didn’t know I had until I got home
I used to work at a privately owned restaurant and customer theft was a problem. Things like silverware, cloth napkins, etc, but the biggest targets were always anything with our logo on it, which were also the most expensive. Wine glasses in particular were commonly stolen. We would literally have to do an inventory of them before and after each shift to account for the ones going missing. I once went on a date with a girl to a brewery and she was trying to put the sample glasses in her bag and she didn’t see anything wrong with it. Didn’t even consider it theft even though she was trying to be sneaky about it. I explained that some restaurants hold the wait staff accountable for losses on their shift same as if they had broken them, so she may have literally been taking money from hard working people by collecting souvenirs.
I use to have three of those number thingies from Carl's Junior. I had friends who stole some, but I have this crazy hyper-active conscience, so I asked if I could buy a couple. The manager was so surprised that I asked, rather than stealing them, that she let me buy them for a buck each. She even put a sticker on each one, showing it was purchased. My friends thought I was the biggest nerd. Also, when Border's Bookstore went belly-up, I bought a bunch of stuff. A sign, a few of those shopping hand baskets, a couple Seattle's Best glasses (because their cafe was a Seattle's Best, but it went out a few months earlier, leaving a bunch of stuff behind). I even bought some fixtures.
This is why I say TikTok is the cesspool of the internet where all the worst viral trends are born and spread. All social platforms have their toxicity/problems/drama but even they're like WTF is wrong with you TikTok?!
Restaurants & pubs break glasses & bowls everyday & they’re replaced free of charge to the restaurant owner. Often promotional glass ware is for a limited time only & any that aren’t taken are usually dumped. I’ve worked 10 years in hospitality.
As a short person, I can indeed say that the plane with most leg room is spirit and the least is American. But outside of the US and the ones i have flown on, it is caribbean airlines.
Top 3 dumbest people in the world: 1) Most Tiktokers 2) Politicians who think war is the solution 3) Parents who call their child useless after failing an exam
First of all, your probably not going to survive a plane crash but at least you won't have your legs ripped off when it happens. And that chick with the cucumbers is freaking hilarious. She really is about as sharp as a bag of Nerf footballs.😂😂😂
"Why haven't they pickled cucumbers?" Gee I don't know. Let me think about it. Oh! That's right. Maybe it's because cucumbers were the FISRT things they pickled.
Saying "Why have people pickled every vegetable other than cucumbers" is like saying "Why have fast food places covered every food other than burgers."
My pawpaw went on a dinner date with my Grammie when they were married and he took these huge steak knives that he was given to cut his food and he hid them in my Grammies purse and she was not happy with that and that’s how they got divorced but they still love each other and my dad and me.
De augurk stamt af van de vrucht van de Cucumis sativus en maakt deel uit van de komkommerfamilie. Alhoewel de augurk veel weg heeft van een komkommer zijn er toch wezenlijke verschillen. Augurken zijn een heel stuk kleiner, hebben een dikkere schil en worden ingemaakt om gegeten te kunnen worden.
fun fact: planes what you in the position with your head infront because if you survive, they can get sued and they rather you probably die than that, best way to survive is to sit straight
Sometimes, we need natural selection to run its course. We've let ourselves go too far. The internet just made stupidity more visible but instead of discouraging people, it seems to be encouraging them...
Okay letting you keep their cups like Rainforest Cafe for an example that let you keep their cups if you order a drink and stealing it with their logo still on it are two different things
Try going in a store and just pick a random gift card and have a coin like cents shaped and scratch off da silver part till code and take a pic of code and there u go a free gift card ❤
Oh nah... the seatbelt one- so this is why everyone is so inflexible on their legs.... wouldn't even be able to stretch it a couple centimeters after that one.
People are flat out stupid.
Agreed
I sadly have to agree with you.
Real
Americans
That first one is a one way ticket to back pain
If you ever feel stupid, remember this lady's cucumber question.
it has to be satire, right, RIGHT?
🦶🧀
I ain't gonna lie. I didn't know pockles were made with cucumbers until the yt shorts of the man making pickles in the alleyway 😅
@@JayeChazpockles 💀
She's kidding. FFS
They had better luck getting a McDonald's Ketchup Packet than just stealing the glass bottles from a restaurant.
They’ll have better luck stealing a glass cup from olive garden then getting sauce from a popeyes employee 😭
And you can order those with your fries free of charge
I only have stolen toothpicks and tissues from restaurants-
😊@@l-jerszy-l
@@_Badartist_napkins are free
"Why are you in jail"
"I stole stuff from restaurants for a TikTok trend" 💀
I stole the applebees mat and posted it for the world to see
Everyone in the Cell: *walks away from her
It's been happening for years from pubs .... its nothing new 😴😴
Tiktoker , prison inmate biggest fear.
I actually stole some boll with the sauce a LOVED and I feel so bad
That woman made me drop my phone, simply because how stupid that question is 💀
That was such a stupid question
It’s not even a joke anymore, it’s just plane stupid 😭
It's a joke. Did your sense of humor get pickled?
Taking Applebee's rug is WILD 😂
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN SNEAK IT OFF THE FLOOR!!!😂
@@mickymartini7263I have some ways…
Must've been in the hood
Average JSchlatt Fan:
The chances of surviving in a plain crash are very slim, the question is what would you pick?. The slim chances of survival, or be comfortable for the rest of the flight.😊
totally agree. i have done the ankle hack at least a dozen times to sleep. never had a problem and never crashed lol you don’t do it through turbulence, only when the “Fasten Seatbelt” sign is turned off.
A cucumber is a pickle, nahhh 🪑
Were you brainwashed to use the chair emoji instead of laughing?
@@guacguyno 🪑🪑
@@guacguy 🪑🪑🪑
Really? This is a groundbreaking discovery🤯
🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑
They are literally posting their crimes in the last one
speed run TAS going to jail
Hi villager
The fact that some people still don’t know that pickles are cucumbers
Actually in India we have mango pickle and many more types
What’s the name of those mango I wanna try one
@@ImAloneTheWeakestOneit's achaar
I'd like to mention the 7% of Americans who still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
"A cucumber _is_ a pickle" 💀
It is
@treycopeland1368 I know, I just changed the comment to make it easier to understand.
@@KeeleyChaos-official I see
“Dumb things done on TikTok”
Yeah there’s a LOOOOOONG list of those 😂😂
The fact that people don’t know that cucumbers are pickles makes me think that they have never paid attention to anything
I swear there are just some people that need to actually learn
Bro something is wrong with ur profile pic
@@Random.guy927 what no he’s cute lol
@@Random.guy927This pfp is so cute
Well technically a cucumber isn't a pickle, a pickle is a cucumber
If there’s a plane crash your definitely gonna get injured got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂💀
That ain’t what he said
@@Mis-Information.yes it is
@@Mis-Information.Your just dumb 😂
You'll definitely get injured but plane crashes are rare
@@israelimappingno it’s not, he said that for the turbulence, for the plane crash, he said you would not survive
Of all the video segments you made icycol this is the one I like the most...👍
Knowing what JSchlatt's community does, the last one didn't even make me flinch.
"When were pickles invented"😂💀
TikTok 2030: Hey guys I just kidnapped someone💀
That's definitely going too far 😂
Apollo is readying his ball 💀
2016: Bottle flipping
2024: People killing themselves for views
I sincerely believe the comment about pickle cucumbers has to be a joke. No one would ever post how utterly STUPID that would be 😂 cucumber 🥒 vs pickles
I think we've forgotten the chicken of the sea question 😂
U know it's bad when there's a part 2
The last one are Schlatt's viewers, that's just their natural instinct, there's nothing we can do about it.
How tf do you steal an entire Applebees floormat ☠️☠️☠️
You don't have to do research on pickles....its common knowledge
True lmao (wth is that very stupid question lmaoo)
on the pickle video, I swear I heard something pop, and it's not my knees
Was it your synapses?
how did you know@@EspressoTyme?
TikTok is officially a place to post crimes and get arrested
And to do dumb trends
@@B_human_personidk yeah that too
Imagine flying to see some relatives and you do that supposed, "hack" and your relatives wondering why the hell you have a blood nose and a black eye when you land.
Last one is literally every sane jschlatt viewer out there
TikTok is like a mental hospital except the doctors are not present 😂
Trust me it’s gonna be so comfortable when your on the ground trying to get in your seat while the plane is crashing
I’ve somehow accidentally stolen an Olive Garden napkin, you know the ones with the forks. Yeah i put it on my lap and when I fixed my belt, it got lodged in there and I didn’t know I had until I got home
did you just walk around with a napkin on your waist like a loincloth
I refuse to believe that pickle girl wasn't just farming attention. She knew.
Someday that water will finally spill
For those who dont know the flight in the video:
The flight was Asiana Airlines Flight 214
I used to work at a privately owned restaurant and customer theft was a problem. Things like silverware, cloth napkins, etc, but the biggest targets were always anything with our logo on it, which were also the most expensive. Wine glasses in particular were commonly stolen. We would literally have to do an inventory of them before and after each shift to account for the ones going missing.
I once went on a date with a girl to a brewery and she was trying to put the sample glasses in her bag and she didn’t see anything wrong with it. Didn’t even consider it theft even though she was trying to be sneaky about it. I explained that some restaurants hold the wait staff accountable for losses on their shift same as if they had broken them, so she may have literally been taking money from hard working people by collecting souvenirs.
The pickles one is the most American thing I've ever heard
i would *love* to see this guys search history.
"Yeah I'm a free nail polish washing machine you can't tell me I'm straight"
"Woman I'm telling you to sit right or you're gonna die."
I use to have three of those number thingies from Carl's Junior. I had friends who stole some, but I have this crazy hyper-active conscience, so I asked if I could buy a couple. The manager was so surprised that I asked, rather than stealing them, that she let me buy them for a buck each. She even put a sticker on each one, showing it was purchased. My friends thought I was the biggest nerd.
Also, when Border's Bookstore went belly-up, I bought a bunch of stuff. A sign, a few of those shopping hand baskets, a couple Seattle's Best glasses (because their cafe was a Seattle's Best, but it went out a few months earlier, leaving a bunch of stuff behind). I even bought some fixtures.
This is why I say TikTok is the cesspool of the internet where all the worst viral trends are born and spread. All social platforms have their toxicity/problems/drama but even they're like WTF is wrong with you TikTok?!
It's always those dumb teens and influencers man
bro really searched when were pickles invented
Plane: has turbulence
Ankles: WEE *snap*
Restaurants & pubs break glasses & bowls everyday & they’re replaced free of charge to the restaurant owner. Often promotional glass ware is for a limited time only & any that aren’t taken are usually dumped. I’ve worked 10 years in hospitality.
The lady talking abour cucumbers. Oh my lanta 😆
in my country we have all kind of pickle because pickle is not a cucumber but a process of preservation
What about pickled pickles 😮😮😮
As a short person, I can indeed say that the plane with most leg room is spirit and the least is American. But outside of the US and the ones i have flown on, it is caribbean airlines.
Top 3 dumbest people in the world:
1) Most Tiktokers
2) Politicians who think war is the solution
3) Parents who call their child useless after failing an exam
Wearing your seatbelt around your feet like that
will constrict your blood flow and can cause blood clots.
Damn this bouta be the never ending series 😭
I’d say that it would only make sense for the cucumber one that they would do a normal sized cucumber instead of the pickling ones
A cucumber is a pickle, nahhh 😅
The first one was for L lawliet from death note😊
Sex
“If the plane crashes, there’s no way you’re surviving”
The chances of a plane crashing are 1 in 60 million
That cucumber one got me like cucumbers are so popular with it that their name is pickles after it is pickled
You could get thousands of parts on this series😂
First of all, your probably not going to survive a plane crash but at least you won't have your legs ripped off when it happens. And that chick with the cucumbers is freaking hilarious. She really is about as sharp as a bag of Nerf footballs.😂😂😂
well, in the philippines, they stole the mf statue of the most popular fast food in the philippines known as jollybee
Bruh turbulance usually is like hitting a small bump, youll be just fine but also its not comfortable especially for 8 hours so
The restaurant lick trend was usually just an accident-for my Family.
Its the fact she used the word pickle to complain that they haven't made pickles in a nutshell😂😂
The series could go on forever
Artificial Intelligence without the Intelligence at it's finest
"Why haven't they pickled cucumbers?" Gee I don't know. Let me think about it. Oh! That's right. Maybe it's because cucumbers were the FISRT things they pickled.
It was obvious rage bait lol
“The education system has failed you” 💀
Saying "Why have people pickled every vegetable other than cucumbers" is like saying "Why have fast food places covered every food other than burgers."
I ain't gonna lie. I didn't know pockles were made with cucumbers until the yt shorts of the man making pickles in the alleyway 😅
As a pickle i can confirm i used to be a cucumber
"Dumb things done on tiktok"
Me: "everything" 💀
My pawpaw went on a dinner date with my Grammie when they were married and he took these huge steak knives that he was given to cut his food and he hid them in my Grammies purse and she was not happy with that and that’s how they got divorced but they still love each other and my dad and me.
De augurk stamt af van de vrucht van de Cucumis sativus en maakt deel uit van de komkommerfamilie. Alhoewel de augurk veel weg heeft van een komkommer zijn er toch wezenlijke verschillen. Augurken zijn een heel stuk kleiner, hebben een dikkere schil en worden ingemaakt om gegeten te kunnen worden.
fun fact: planes what you in the position with your head infront because if you survive, they can get sued and they rather you probably die than that, best way to survive is to sit straight
"When were pickles invented" 💀
Sometimes, we need natural selection to run its course. We've let ourselves go too far. The internet just made stupidity more visible but instead of discouraging people, it seems to be encouraging them...
Imagine not knowing that cucumber is a pickle 😂😂😂
BRUH anyone who has been living under a rock, a pickle is a pickled cucumber.
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Ahh, because when the plane crashes the seatbelt will protect you then…😂
Okay letting you keep their cups like Rainforest Cafe for an example that let you keep their cups if you order a drink and stealing it with their logo still on it are two different things
Reaching turbulence is scary for the first time, but imagine the first time you have reached turbulence was when your seat belt is on your legs 💀
No wonder why my mother told me to shush when stealing a expensive fork.
Try going in a store and just pick a random gift card and have a coin like cents shaped and scratch off da silver part till code and take a pic of code and there u go a free gift card ❤
What pickled vegetable do you eat?
Potato…
That one tiktok video of a woman saying that our sun was replaced 💀
To be honest, the first thing that comes in my mind whenever i heard pickels is cucumber 😅
Tiktok doesn't create stupidity. It just exposes it
That woman was 100% being satire
Dumb things done on TikTok:
Me: So the entire platform, then?
"Dumb things done on TikTok pt. 2"
And *trust* me when I say, many, MANY will follow
I mean, soup/Mac and cheese from the Panera spoons do hit different
I really really hope the tick tock ban goes through
Oh nah... the seatbelt one- so this is why everyone is so inflexible on their legs.... wouldn't even be able to stretch it a couple centimeters after that one.
"dumb things done on tikto-"
"i dont wanna hear it, i can imagine what those goofers did this time☠️☠️☠️☠️"
"When were pickles invented" in the google search bar 💀💀💀
Stilling from restaurants is also hurting the people who don't still. You got to be doing bad in life to still untinsals from Applebee's
this is actually hurting my brain
I can see quickly stuffing a spoon or glass in your back. But that person who apparently stole a whole branded rug? Wow.
A never ending series🍷
I've always thought that pickles and cucumbers are two different things but pickles are just cucumber in jars..
When your floor mats and mugs become appliances.