5 Things To NEVER Say To A Drill Sergeant!

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  • @IamTheGoatstroker
    @IamTheGoatstroker 5 років тому +2224

    There are 3 things you can say to a DS:
    - Yes, Drill Sergeant
    - No, Drill Sergeant
    - Moving, Drill Sergeant

    • @CoyoteSevenFL
      @CoyoteSevenFL 4 роки тому +100

      Back in '78 when I went through BCT you DID NOT address the Drill Sergeant as "Drill Sergeant", you addressed them by their actual rank (Sergeant, Staff Sergeant, Sergeant First Class, etc.). They would remind you that Drill Sergeant was their job, not their title... usually by allowing you to do push-ups until they got tired.

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 4 роки тому +26

      Jerry G You can say Sup

    • @brandonchhor193
      @brandonchhor193 4 роки тому +9

      asdf is that a porn scenario

    • @PreVtuberChannel
      @PreVtuberChannel 4 роки тому +4

      aye aye drill sergeant

    • @HoundOfGod
      @HoundOfGod 4 роки тому +3

      Coming Drill Sergeant is my favorite at the responses you get :D

  • @nelladeraj
    @nelladeraj 6 років тому +6117

    DS: DO NOT CALL ME SIR!
    Me: Yes ma'am.

    • @SpodenarSupremacy
      @SpodenarSupremacy 6 років тому +861

      Nella Deraj how to get killed 101

    • @chrish8558
      @chrish8558 6 років тому +490

      Nella Deraj funny, but that's a great way to get fucked up.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 6 років тому +565

      You'd be doing push ups for a year straight

    • @CoolBanana69
      @CoolBanana69 6 років тому +72

      Nice one

    • @RabidGummyBear
      @RabidGummyBear 6 років тому +213

      I've never been in the military, but I can tell if I was.......you would be the guy that accidentally fell and smashed his head on the bunk.
      " No worries drill sergeant, we tucked him in. He was tired!"

  • @northernninety7
    @northernninety7 5 років тому +1708

    DS: Don't say sorry.
    Me: My bad. I apologize.

    • @dariusdurandal7501
      @dariusdurandal7501 5 років тому +50

      Best answer actually, just follow up with drill sergeant

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 5 років тому +41

      Yea. Actually worked for me.

    • @vondada9225
      @vondada9225 5 років тому +7

      Darius Durandal I’m pretty sure the best response would be aye sir, right? Idk I’m legit asking

    • @ajoneil4640
      @ajoneil4640 5 років тому +4

      Pretty much a more mature way to to say sorry anyway thats also might be why

    • @fhoenixellis9397
      @fhoenixellis9397 5 років тому +15

      @@vondada9225 in the Marine Corps, yes. In the Army, no. Marines should only say "Yes, sir" "No, sir" and "Aye sir" unless you're asking a question or asked a question

  • @PapaCasual
    @PapaCasual 6 років тому +2392

    "If a drill sergeant gets in my face, I'll drop that mother ******"
    I love hearing that one.

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому +19

      Joshua Lennep Lmfao

    • @tabletoppainter7390
      @tabletoppainter7390 6 років тому +22

      But hes a drill whatever he cannot handle the truth

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 6 років тому +62

      My brother said that i just laughed

    • @sniperdoug1969
      @sniperdoug1969 6 років тому +139

      We had a very small in stature drill sergeant in A.I.T. He also had a very big chip on his shoulder and a serious case of small guy syndrome. He was not very liked by the soldiers because he would smoke you for anything. Sleeves were rolled a half an inch to long/short 2 hour grass drill. Sneeze or cough while he was talking, you’d get smoked for half an hour. My AIT was 32 weeks long and I was the platoon guide for 31 of those 32 weeks. I didn’t care to much for the position to much but one of the few perks it offered was I got to have my own room in the drill sgts office. Now before I go on my class was the last class this drill sgt was going to have as he had gotten 2 dwis and was not going to able to re-enlist for 3 years. So myself and him got to be fairly good friends. At least as friends as a drill Sgt could be with a trainee. He relayed to me in no certain circumstances that this small drill sgt was not liked at all by any of the drill sgts. Around week 10 or 11 one of my class mates slipped on some ice during morning pt. This drill sgt smoked him. The soldier then reported to me after pt that he thought that he had hurt his ankle during his fall. I reported to my drill sgt what had happened. My drill sgt sent the young soldier to the tmc to get his ankle checked out. Turned out that he had actually broken 2 minor bones in his ankle. He was taken out of class for 3 days and was bed ridden for like 7 days. Little man drill sgt found out about this and was calling the guy weak and a tag baby and a wimp. One of the guys in my platoon took issue with this and him and the D.I. Got into a very heated argument. The d.i. Told him to meet him in the 4 th floor shower at 10 pm. Normally if a D.I. Does this and your stupid enough to show up your going to get smoked by about 6 drill sgts. In this case though none of the little guys friends showed up. Needless to say he got his ass handed to him. The private that was fighting him must have had a background in boxing or some sort of martial arts. He did not leave a single mark on the D.I.s face. At the next morning pt you could tell he was hurt pretty bad though. In fact he could almost not walk. Soon after that he was transferred out of our unit. Nothing was ever said again about the incident. To this day I still don’t know how there was not any sort of investigation or charges brought forward on either the D.I. Or the private who was involved in the fight. I guess the whole thing was just ignored because no one liked the little D.I.

    • @Waafa
      @Waafa 6 років тому

      You're not bad.

  • @chiefkeef8902
    @chiefkeef8902 5 років тому +1480

    "I saw you on tinder drill sargent"

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  5 років тому +256

      lmao

    • @KujoTenshi
      @KujoTenshi 5 років тому +40

      tinder wasnt a thing when i was in service, so i dont know how badly a DS would react lmao

    • @charliedumesniljr4719
      @charliedumesniljr4719 5 років тому +121

      Private! Why were you on Tinder in the first place?

    • @helli5057
      @helli5057 5 років тому +40

      I'd love to see how that conversation went

    • @tree8365
      @tree8365 5 років тому +7

      Oh my

  • @dylanoverholt5334
    @dylanoverholt5334 5 років тому +529

    "Why did you join the army ?
    For free hunting cloths

    • @khi437
      @khi437 5 років тому +33

      You have to pay for the uniforms. Funny joke though.🤣🤣

    • @ThisUpdateSucks
      @ThisUpdateSucks 4 роки тому +6

      @@khi437 oof

    • @bullpupluver
      @bullpupluver 4 роки тому +3

      I was always told hunters have the hardest time qualifying for marksmanship

    • @britox.6216
      @britox.6216 4 роки тому +1

      Best one 😂

    • @IluvAmerica
      @IluvAmerica 4 роки тому +1

      Mekhi Terry no you dont

  • @Cosmo_P0litan
    @Cosmo_P0litan 6 років тому +1942

    Don't address with sir or ma'am.
    Don't apologize.
    Don't lie.
    Don't watch others get smoked.
    Don't ask for instructions a second time.
    Don't address with first or surname.
    To add... Don't laugh!

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому +12

      Cosmo Politan Wym don't watch other get smoke?

    • @anonanonymous1988
      @anonanonymous1988 6 років тому +77

      @@QuanBrown27 Smoked, meaning getting physical training as punishment.

    • @anonanonymous1988
      @anonanonymous1988 6 років тому +101

      There was a CO in my basic that would smile at trainees and smoke the sht out of them if they smiled back.

    • @sivonni
      @sivonni 5 років тому +52

      I don't think it was about not apologizing. We just had to say, "I'M sorry, Drill Sgt." But I learned it was far better to say, "No excuses, Drill Sgt."

    • @anthonyvu749
      @anthonyvu749 5 років тому +6

      Cosmo Politan how would you address a different drill sergeant without saying their name?

  • @manuelcotto4148
    @manuelcotto4148 6 років тому +754

    A Drill Sergeant told one of my battle buddies to slap himself in the face multiple times for calling him sir since he couldn't touch him lol it was hilarious

    • @marcobering3945
      @marcobering3945 6 років тому +46

      I wonder if a private would have to actually follow that order.

    • @damienholland9244
      @damienholland9244 6 років тому +34

      That's because we aren't as barbaric anymore and that's a good thing.

    • @collinsje5
      @collinsje5 6 років тому +19

      They stopped the hitting even before i was in 1972-4.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 5 років тому

      Marco Bering What do you think? :|

    • @Euro_Excellent
      @Euro_Excellent 5 років тому +4

      Manuel Cotto I would have slapped your friend for free for the drill sergeant and called your friend the c word many times (to test him and to see if he would get offended). I’m a female so I’m allowed to say c*nt all I want. Americans are just not used to hearing that word. It’s a normal word for me. I think the ds should use the c word more often. My great grandfather would have. He makes these drill sergeants look nice. My great grandfather would probably have terrorized them 10x more if he was alive today.

  • @justinm.1
    @justinm.1 4 роки тому +292

    Most importantly, do not say “What’s up Sir?”

  • @sarinvx
    @sarinvx 6 років тому +786

    I remember one guy saying "yeah" to DS in basic training. That guy got smoked by every DS within 1 mile radius.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +78

      Hahahaa

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому +4

      I know he was sick sL 😅😂

    • @jq1522
      @jq1522 6 років тому +19

      Okay, I don’t know anything about the military, so this may be completely stupid of me to ask, but what on earth is ‘smoking’ in this context

    • @Sam-wg3mn
      @Sam-wg3mn 6 років тому +28

      @@jq1522 PT. Exercise. From as little as 30 seconds to as long as 2 hours and on some rare occasions All damn day

    • @lilclown9378
      @lilclown9378 6 років тому +1

      Wym by smoked??

  • @goodrichardremy6445
    @goodrichardremy6445 6 років тому +826

    I went through Basic with the theory of the 3Ns and I never got in trouble
    Never Ask
    Never Explain
    Never Complain

    • @realityhurts8697
      @realityhurts8697 5 років тому +40

      You are a smart one girl.... me ehh not so smart, showed up tattooed, and muscular automatic target.

    • @horseface1038
      @horseface1038 5 років тому +3

      i hope i will be as successful as u

    • @horseface1038
      @horseface1038 5 років тому +1

      Thanks.

    • @randyhooks1214
      @randyhooks1214 5 років тому +7

      And never volunteer

    • @horseface1038
      @horseface1038 5 років тому

      @@randyhooks1214 why?

  • @moonchildva
    @moonchildva 6 років тому +428

    Me: *inhales**
    DS: What do you think you're doing?!
    Me: *gets smoked**

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 роки тому +4

      I can understand that. If you're shooting a rifle, controlling your breathing is a big part of taking aim and firing.

  • @calebotero5158
    @calebotero5158 6 років тому +3085

    “What’s up sir?”

  • @bluefalconssuck5881
    @bluefalconssuck5881 6 років тому +2179

    You do not 'talk to'a Drill Sergeant ... You ANSWER or REQUEST INFORMATION.
    that's it... full stop... nothing follows.

    • @treysimmons2589
      @treysimmons2589 6 років тому +15

      Exactly!

    • @chrish8558
      @chrish8558 6 років тому +33

      James Brady silence is compliance lol.

    • @bluefalconssuck5881
      @bluefalconssuck5881 6 років тому +26

      Chris H,
      The noisy soldier draws fire... to him and others around him.
      This can be the 'push-up grenade' during training (everyone within 30 feet of Pvt. Motor-mouth gets smoked)😰😭... Or a real grenade on patrol.💀🤕 Not so LOL.
      The purpose to the pain in training is so you can laugh after combat.
      I know you were joking, but that does show you're a potential Pvt. Motor-mouth. It is better to practice the subtle art of 'ghosting' for as long as possible where Drill Sergeants (and other trainers) are concerned, and with Headshed Personal once you get to your unit of assignment.
      Observe the Sham Shields, they got it down to a sciene. Once you make NCO?... That fun is done son, welcome to the world of responsibility.
      88'-94' played that game, and what horrible 'fun' it was. RLTW 😉

    • @chrish8558
      @chrish8558 6 років тому +1

      James Brady I was the quiet one in the back of formation. Personally thought BCT was fun. It's not the same as when you went through, our DS's made it a point to remind us of that fact on a daily basis. Don't get me wrong I love the Army but I don't think I'll be in long enough to make it past specialist. "Silence is compliance" is something my Drill used to say a lot. Thank you for your service.

    • @LesterElm1
      @LesterElm1 6 років тому +14

      Perhaps I was an exception to the rule, but by the time I finished my BT I was on a first name basis with most of the cadre in my unit. We would often talk about stuff in general. I found out where some good bass fishing spots were from several of the sergeants. My 1st Sergeant was an amateur (ham) radio operator, and I had a background in communications, so we would often talk about radio technology and MARS (Military Affiliate Radio Service). Even my company commander and training officer were known to shoot the bull with me on occasion. However, this was never in the presence of other trainees. I respected the men/women and their ranks and treated them accordingly in the 'public' eye.

  • @snoopy2863
    @snoopy2863 5 років тому +346

    me: i’m truly sorry
    DS: don’t apologize to me!!1!
    me: oh sorry i forgot

  • @poll69538
    @poll69538 6 років тому +266

    "Thank you Drill Sergeant"
    "Don't thank me thank your recruiter."

    • @joshuaginoza9446
      @joshuaginoza9446 6 років тому +35

      *low crawling back and forth over hot sand*
      DS yells "Your recruiter lied to you HAHAHAHA" over and over again.

    • @blazingocean4206
      @blazingocean4206 6 років тому +5

      "You start the sentence with my name and last name is DRILL SEARGENT FIRST! THEN SENTENCE!!!"

    • @robertpreskop4425
      @robertpreskop4425 6 років тому +3

      Oh yes another common response from a DI at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri fall 1986.

    • @BST-ri6gf
      @BST-ri6gf 5 років тому +11

      “Thank your recruiter for a daily double decker as whooping, recruit.”
      My brother got slapped with this spicy boy on his first day.

    • @BigShotBaske
      @BigShotBaske 5 років тому +1

      ICONIC! My drill sergeants said this all the time

  • @tyler_schecter5805
    @tyler_schecter5805 6 років тому +671

    “It’s a jelly doughnut, sir!”

    • @Derpy_Dolphin
      @Derpy_Dolphin 4 роки тому +15

      I’m am gunnery Sargent Hartman your senior drill instructor

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 4 роки тому +14

      Derpy_Dolphin7313 from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be “sir.” Do you maggots understand that?

    • @NavaDucky
      @NavaDucky 4 роки тому +4

      Ahhh my favorite movie

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 4 роки тому +6

      CaptainFireBall1 __________________ Bull* I can’t hear you sound off like you got a pair!

    • @NavaDucky
      @NavaDucky 4 роки тому +2

      Nemo Chicky Sir Yes Sir!

  • @nineteen96
    @nineteen96 4 роки тому +173

    "Don't lie to your drill sergeant" I'm thinking of that soldier that got caught sleeping on field duty and lied straight to his face.

    • @youngprodigy1109
      @youngprodigy1109 4 роки тому +21

      I remember that he probably got smoked for decades

    • @mackavelly
      @mackavelly 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @Bigbodygeneral
      @Bigbodygeneral 3 роки тому +2

      My brother shouldn’t enlist because he has done that to me multiple times. He would be snoring and I would wake him up and he all made and yells, “ I WASNT SLEEPING”

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 роки тому +1

      @Humble & Deadly They can either burn hot or burn cold. He sounded like a cold-burning one...
      Sorry for the late reply. I was going over my METT-TC's in my head, Drill Sergeant.

    • @andrewwooldridge4091
      @andrewwooldridge4091 Рік тому

      Should’ve told him he was praying

  • @adumbedgyname7158
    @adumbedgyname7158 6 років тому +297

    #6 "Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

    • @oLatinx
      @oLatinx 6 років тому +12

      A Dumb Edgy Name Swear to God somebody did that in my basic at Ft Benning and boy was it a bad night for the infantry...especially since we were getting our CQ brief

    • @JD-se4ov
      @JD-se4ov 6 років тому +1

      I literally just got done watching Full Metal Jacket😂

    • @eduardomadinya1571
      @eduardomadinya1571 5 років тому +1

      A Dumb Edgy Name funniest comment yet 😂

    • @astrangerhere
      @astrangerhere 5 років тому

      The fairy-fucking-godmother said it!

  • @Knuckles_approves
    @Knuckles_approves 6 років тому +398

    Me: Sorry Drill Sergeant
    Drill Sergeant: IM NOT A SORRY DRILL SERGEANT, MAYBE YOUR JUST A SORRY TRAINEE
    Me: O.o

    • @rayadam351408
      @rayadam351408 5 років тому +12

      I made that mistake ......just ones

    • @bossman4792
      @bossman4792 5 років тому +24

      Loolll I’m in the Navy and you heard people say sorry chief😂 “I’m not a sorry chief you’re just a sorry fucking recruit”😂

    • @someguynamedskivolich1782
      @someguynamedskivolich1782 5 років тому +5

      "Sorry again,drill sergeant

    • @loupty
      @loupty 5 років тому +4

      Matt Smith wtf bruh😂

    • @bolting852
      @bolting852 5 років тому +6

      @Matt Smith They obviously know come on man.

  • @davewill4713
    @davewill4713 5 років тому +711

    I'm sorry Sir, but I disagree about lying. By the way Joe, could you repeat that?

  • @deejkingz4116
    @deejkingz4116 6 років тому +373

    Never say sir
    Never say sorry
    Never disobey
    Never lie
    Never ask them something more than once later after DS ask "do anyone have any questions?"
    Never called DS by name

    • @philthethotdestroyer4194
      @philthethotdestroyer4194 6 років тому +20

      deej kingz i lucked out during the repel i called my ds by his name and he turned and i asked him a question and he just answered

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому +2

      yomama isaniceperson Everybody different, if I was a DS. And me personally if you do what you have to do and behave I really don't give af then. That simple to me but it is what it is.

    • @Qdawg121
      @Qdawg121 6 років тому +2

      You wanna fucking cookie?

    • @jayland8411
      @jayland8411 5 років тому

      deej kingz so that’s 6 things not to do/say. Not 5 right? Lol

    • @horseface1038
      @horseface1038 5 років тому

      Thank you for summarising. Very useful.

  • @delta1158
    @delta1158 6 років тому +215

    I was one of those guys who used my drill sergeants name, and one of the other drill sergeants heard me. it was one of the worst mistakes I've ever made. I became good friends with the ground that day.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +16

      Hahahaha

    • @connorcollins8629
      @connorcollins8629 5 років тому +8

      The ground won't let you down. Unless it's quicksand or there's a landslide or earthquake lol

    • @michellecarroll8930
      @michellecarroll8930 5 років тому +11

      My son referred to his DS by his last name, forgetting to add Drill Sergeant first. Needless to say, after being ear fucked by three DS's at the same time, he also became very good friends with the ground; even being left alone in a field to continue his push-ups until another DS came back to get him. Lesson learned. 😉

    • @Secretguy2078
      @Secretguy2078 5 років тому +2

      That was always a hard one for me, if it wasn't senior ds and they wanted to know which ds put out or said something

    • @phoenixmusic6792
      @phoenixmusic6792 5 років тому +1

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  • @nerdygaemz7046
    @nerdygaemz7046 5 років тому +135

    DS: "which drill sergeant"
    Me: "the strict one that doesnt like being called sir"
    *gets smoked*

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 2 роки тому

      DS: "Which drill sergeant?"
      Me: "The ugly one."

  • @averymcirvin4519
    @averymcirvin4519 6 років тому +222

    4 words that can set a DS off; “Sir, where’s my rifle?”

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +34

      Yeah that’s definitely true

    • @chasedixon1492
      @chasedixon1492 5 років тому +10

      That'll get you FUCKED UP! I remember we were cleaning our weapons after a day at the range and I was cleaning the rust off my selector switch so my weapon was on semi, even though the lower receiver was separated from the upper receiver. Didn't matter. My Drill Sergeant wasn't having ANY of that. My ass was squatting for 20+ minutes straight holding my rifle out in front of me with my charging handle pulled to the rear with only my index finger and thumb. But guess what I never did again?

    • @milesmatheson1142
      @milesmatheson1142 5 років тому +1

      DS: *triggered*

  • @gerami8902
    @gerami8902 6 років тому +927

    "Im sorry Petty Officer"
    "Im not a sorry petty officer, youre a sorry recruit!"
    Ahhh, bad memories

    • @michaelvargas9977
      @michaelvargas9977 6 років тому +7

      Gerami Hooyah!

    • @krims0n70
      @krims0n70 6 років тому +57

      My favorite at RTC was "im coming" i heard one guy say that. My god he got roasted

    • @deadlyduckey3199
      @deadlyduckey3199 6 років тому +32

      Lol I fucked up with “I’m sorry “ SO MANY times

    • @danf2
      @danf2 6 років тому +11

      So if Tom Petty was a Petty officer.... uh oh called him by name. I know lame joke...

    • @dylonhawkins1881
      @dylonhawkins1881 6 років тому +11

      Jacques Derbes "you better not be be fucking cumming in my compartment"

  • @Mcdangles
    @Mcdangles 5 років тому +85

    I had a kid in my platoon the first day of getting to BCT say “okie dokie” to my drill sergeant.

  • @waynee.2856
    @waynee.2856 6 років тому +586

    Five things you never say to a Drill Sargent:
    1. I don't have to...
    2. I don't want to...
    3. You're not my real dad Francis!
    4. Don't tell me what to do!
    5. You kiss you wife with that mouth?
    Bonus tip: Don't poke/slap/kick/ noogi your Drill Sargent unless you'd like a serious whoopin.
    Good luck.

  • @Bleach420
    @Bleach420 6 років тому +2135

    "chill nigga"

    • @mbj2nd
      @mbj2nd 6 років тому +154

      Bleach wassup drill sergeant?

    • @nithansimplay2643
      @nithansimplay2643 6 років тому +334

      yo what's poppin drill sergeant you good my nigga?

    • @mrgotmilk7238
      @mrgotmilk7238 6 років тому +74

      Bruh I can just imagine someone saying that non-chalantly to a DS. 😂 So funny.

    • @mercygrace9314
      @mercygrace9314 6 років тому +76

      "What's up drill?, how's yo mother?"

    • @seal6012
      @seal6012 6 років тому +51

      “run”

  • @poppa4178
    @poppa4178 5 років тому +174

    Don't say
    "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?"

    • @ALGCPIERNSURF
      @ALGCPIERNSURF 5 років тому +16

      Angel wick city im gonna call you privatw joker

    • @scarlettemarie6619
      @scarlettemarie6619 4 роки тому +15

      Who said that? Who the f*$% said that?!

    • @wilber53
      @wilber53 3 роки тому +4

      Who's the C*** S***** just sign is death warrant?

    • @nemochicky4697
      @nemochicky4697 8 місяців тому

      @@scarlettemarie6619Sir I said it sir!

    • @williammason475
      @williammason475 6 місяців тому

      Who said that, who is the slimy communist little @#$#$$%%%%% that just signed his death certificate?!

  • @guypgh3884
    @guypgh3884 6 років тому +565

    5 things never to say to a DI, USMC version.
    1: Anything
    2: Anything
    3: Anything
    4: Anything
    5: Anything

    • @aubreegonzalez5302
      @aubreegonzalez5302 6 років тому +10

      Odal Rune good tips man. I’ll keep that in mind

    • @larrybelchek
      @larrybelchek 6 років тому +6

      SEMPER FI

    • @MrNightpwner
      @MrNightpwner 6 років тому +39

      You forgot number 6. Nothing.

    • @cat-lw6kq
      @cat-lw6kq 6 років тому +18

      I disagree, if I'm ever given an order that I don't completely understand I'm going to say I don't understand would you repeat that sir? I might get my butt chewed out but so what. better to do that than mess up and get someone hurt. Vietnam vet

    • @derekadams7172
      @derekadams7172 6 років тому

      Odal Rune 5yr

  • @orcman8296
    @orcman8296 6 років тому +243

    People might think that this is all common sense stuff that you would do anyway. But when you have a drill instructor screaming in your face you would be amazed at how quick common sense flies out the window! I actually had the nerve to say "What?" when I didn't hear an order and I got reamed for about fifteen minutes! Lol. Best thing to do in basic is just roll with it. Put yourself in the drill instructors hands because that's exactly where he wants you to be. You belong to him or her until you graduate basic. Don't think, just do. And don't take anything personally. If you do then you are going to be miserable.

    • @wastingtyme25
      @wastingtyme25 5 років тому +5

      Orc Man best advice ever. It’s so simple most can’t comprehend it lol. But they’ll be fit AF

    • @Scoobz187
      @Scoobz187 5 років тому +5

      breath, watch, listen, act

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 роки тому +1

      I took it personal with two of them, and made sure they remembered in an email I sent them almost a year after I graduated. I ended up getting slapped on the wrist for misusing government email, mainly because that was the only rule I broke. Long story short, I took swipes at how they failed and how I succeeded in spite of them. Just those two; the other ones either did their jobs properly or didn't do their jobs improperly with malice.
      I was good at rolling with what I could and taking my lumps with grace, but it got to a point where that wasn't enough.

  • @clown1250
    @clown1250 5 років тому +66

    Army- don’t call me sir
    Marines- SCREAM AYE AYE SIR

  • @ronaldckrausejr7762
    @ronaldckrausejr7762 6 років тому +219

    A few more things you may not want to ask your Drill Sgt.
    1. Is this your first day on the job?
    2. Did you get this job as punishment?
    3. How many times have you been article 15'd?
    4. Are you a high school graduate?

    • @collinsje5
      @collinsje5 6 років тому +22

      You can ask this stuff if you really want to DIE!

    • @horseface1038
      @horseface1038 5 років тому

      @@collinsje5 yes

    • @HooDatDonDar
      @HooDatDonDar 5 років тому +7

      5. S’up, ma nigga?

    • @ariestheram3610
      @ariestheram3610 5 років тому +3

      Get an article 15 and be a DS lol

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 роки тому

      Ironically, I knew plenty of them who were MP's. Military police, for all intents and purposes, is a dead end career. If you get tired of being constantly on deployment rotation doing the same boring stuff, why not go back to the training environment and lord it over recruits any way you practically please?
      Of course this information was earned by getting through at least one term of military service, but I'd tell anyone that it's implied that becoming a drill sergeant is more of an expedience to get an NCO out of something but stay in uniform. And that can be a hard call since being a drill sergeant is hardly a rosy experience anyway. Not a few drill sergeants actually hate being drill sergeants, but it beats certain alternatives that have ushered them to it.
      Very few ones I know, if any, had come from the Guccier MOS's that had more to offer for careerists. It would be hard at best to find drill sergeants who are naturally gifted and talented teachers/coaches/disciplinarians. More than less of them, chances are, couldn't hack it in their first or second MOS.

  • @idunbeezasmart1
    @idunbeezasmart1 6 років тому +41

    For those who do not know what "getting smoked" means, he is referring to a lengthy session of intense physical exercise. There are a number of reasons why a person, team, squad, platoon might get smoked. Usually a smoke session is used as a disciplinary measure, but sometimes they will smoke you to test how well you can think under duress. Drill Sergeants are masters of mental gymnastics and will yell at you and ask questions trying to get you to slip up so they can smoke you harder. This is not because they hate you, but to condition your mind, as well as your body, for combat. Of course there are the days where the Drill Sergeant is in a bad mood and wants to watch the world burn. On those days, well, it sucks to be you, but on the bright side, the harder he works you the quicker he will get it out of his system and leave you alone.
    In the late phases of Basic Training the "typical" smoke session is treated more like a game than a punishment and can actually be a lot of fun. That being said, since it is the later phases, you'll be expected not to do dumb shit so if you're nearing graduation and you pull a Red Phase stunt, expect all hell to break loose.
    Pro Tip: Smoking is going to happen and it's going to happen a lot in Basic. You're not going to hurt yourself, you're not going to die and you sure as hell are not going to get out of getting smoked. The Drill Sergeants are professionals and know how hard to push a soldier. All you have to do is obey them and give 100%. Smoke sessions last a lot longer when you half-ass them. Also, you'll find out how bad smokings can really be once you get to your permanent duty station and your team or squad leader has a go at you, so enjoy the smokings in basic while you can.

  • @mrcerclees
    @mrcerclees 5 років тому +154

    This should be a 10 hour video
    Lots of things can get them pissed off

    • @blackleaf_yt
      @blackleaf_yt 4 роки тому +7

      Your very existence pisses them off.

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 2 роки тому

      Yeah but there is a difference between taking an excuse to get angry so they can smoke you or make you do whatever it was they always intended to make you do, and actually ticking off the sergeant. Its like the difference between your locker actually being dirty and the ever infamous invisible dust. One is going to actually make them angry, the other is them pushing you to try harder or whatever.

  • @DAViDD767
    @DAViDD767 6 років тому +559

    No wonder why they don't allow me in the military, I'm hard of hearing and I be saying what, what, what, what.........

  • @martok2112
    @martok2112 6 років тому +178

    Fortunately, in Basic, I knew to keep my mouth shut except when being addressed by a Drill Sergeant, or anyone in the cadre, or any superior NCO or officer....period. :)
    Basic Training is NOT the place you want to try and think you're going to impress the Drill Sergeants. One fellow recruit had said something in Russian to a Drill Sergeant (and this was at the latter part of the Cold War). The Drill Sergeant smoked him but good....and was of course, dressing the poor schmoe down as he was in the "front leaning rest" and knockin' out push ups. "Come on, now...I can't hear you! One-ski, two-ski, three-ski....Let's go! Gimme them Russian numbers!"

  • @emoore1439
    @emoore1439 2 роки тому +23

    One of my drill sergeants never got pissed off if someone accidentally called them "sir" but he would still correct them. He always said that he could tell who was raised right by this

  • @ithoughtyouknew7036
    @ithoughtyouknew7036 6 років тому +170

    Another tip: if your drill instructor looks like the hamburgler. Dont say "rumble rumble" when there back is turned.

  • @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376
    @smittywerbenjaegermanjense7376 6 років тому +134

    DS are there to teach you. They're there to correct you. If you apologize when corrected, it says you're ashamed of doing something wrong. Why? Did you know it was wrong? So why do it? Are you TRYING to piss him off?
    Don't be ashamed of messing up. You're in BCT. You're SUPPOSED to mess up. Just don't ever make the same mistake twice.

    • @tomservo5347
      @tomservo5347 Рік тому +1

      Yup. Just accept the fact that nothing you do will ever be right, especially the first 2 weeks during Red Phase.

  • @angrymoose3383
    @angrymoose3383 4 роки тому +127

    “Dont say sorry” as a canadian civillian all i can say is WE CANT SAY SORRY? WHATS NEXT ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY EH?

  • @simonoconor8149
    @simonoconor8149 6 років тому +172

    " I've always found you very attractive drill sergeant", see how you get along with that one.

  • @michellebeebelewisfrith1544
    @michellebeebelewisfrith1544 6 років тому +149

    My Drill Sargent took me aside and told me that the Enemy will not appauligise for killing me so Stop saying you are sorry.
    This is not the Hilton do not hold the door for me I can open ad and close my own door.
    And stop saying please and thank you. We are NOT at a church social Private.
    LMBO HHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA

    • @anonymoussoldier9953
      @anonymoussoldier9953 5 років тому +3

      Apologize, LMAO,And... Your welcome 🤕🤕🤕🙏

    • @wheatstatepennyhunter6623
      @wheatstatepennyhunter6623 5 років тому +7

      it is the exact opposite in retail. apologize for anything that could be in any way perceived as even a slight inconvenience to the customers.

    • @kianamcintyre9671
      @kianamcintyre9671 4 роки тому +2

      I thought you were gonna say took me aside and make out with me lmfao

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому

      100th like

  • @lilgspirit
    @lilgspirit 4 роки тому +159

    1. Don’t call them sir/ma’am, call them “drill sergeant”
    2. Don’t say “sorry”
    3. don’t disagree with them, just do whatever they order
    4. don’t ever lie to them
    (side note: don’t look at someone getting smoked, or else a DS will see you and could smoke you)
    5. never ask a drill sergeant something more than once. always ask questions when your DS asks, don’t wait until it’s too late.
    (tip: never ever call a drill sergeant by his/her name. always call them “drill sergeant” or “my head drill sergeant” or if it’s one DS to another, do anything to describe them, without using their name)
    your welcome

    • @omegadragoon1544
      @omegadragoon1544 4 роки тому +6

      Don't touch the drill sergeant's hat!!!

    • @shaunhester6833
      @shaunhester6833 4 роки тому +1

      7 Gapstanders this is true

    • @crimeenthusiast7776
      @crimeenthusiast7776 4 роки тому +2

      It's kinda like calling your 7th grade teacher by her first name

    • @cartooncat9115
      @cartooncat9115 4 роки тому +2

      7 Gapstanders *DID I ASK YOU TO REPEAT WHAT I SAID?! HALF RIGHT!*

    • @rodolfomorenoiii135
      @rodolfomorenoiii135 4 роки тому +1

      It used to be sir or mam still sergeants used to be called

  • @TheCbrown146
    @TheCbrown146 6 років тому +283

    Here's one not to say for sure, "Notice me senpai, notice me".

    • @xxlCortez
      @xxlCortez 6 років тому +24

      TheCbrown146 why, he WILL notice you for sure.

    • @EzioDeCreeper
      @EzioDeCreeper 5 років тому +4

      You might not want him to notice you.

  • @hp440mag6
    @hp440mag6 6 років тому +186

    "DON'T CALL ME SIR, i WORK FOR A LIVING!!"

    • @robertpreskop4425
      @robertpreskop4425 6 років тому +3

      That one I will never forget from my days at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri fall 1986.

    • @whoistierra
      @whoistierra 5 років тому +1

      LMFAO DEF!!!!

    • @patrickbranch9001
      @patrickbranch9001 5 років тому +1

      Full metal jacket

    • @thelasso9478
      @thelasso9478 5 років тому +2

      Sir is what you call worthless peopl!!

    • @shaughnziech2193
      @shaughnziech2193 5 років тому +1

      Also spoken in Stripes by Warren Oates

  • @hotredtiger316
    @hotredtiger316 6 років тому +32

    Your videos on the culture within Army Basic Training are very informative. I was an enlisted Marine during the Desert Shield/Storm era, and there are a fair share of similarities and differences in what is expected and transpires between the two branches when it specifically comes to training. Thank you for that.

  • @thatguy22441
    @thatguy22441 6 років тому +47

    Also, never, EVER ask personal questions. The smartest thing anyone can do in Basic is keep his mouth shut and not draw attention to himself. Just go into Basic with the mentality that you're going to do what you're told. It really is that simple; they will tell you what to say and do, and how to say and do it.

  • @IHitLilSally
    @IHitLilSally 6 років тому +117

    I remeber during my basic training one private thought he was smart by saying "my apologies, drill sergeant." And let's just say he didn't make it through basic

    • @jasonmcdaniel345
      @jasonmcdaniel345 6 років тому +25

      What ARE you supposed to say in such a situation? "I have no excuse, Drill Sergeant."? "I'm a worthless maggot, Drill Sergeant"? "How many pushups should I do, Drill Sergeant"?

    • @joshuaginoza9446
      @joshuaginoza9446 6 років тому +34

      One time I just said "I wasn't thinking and fucked up hard DS" in a situation that could have fucked my whole day up. He just told me to fix it and get out of his face.

    • @untamedsoul0
      @untamedsoul0 5 років тому +17

      @@jasonmcdaniel345 no excuses drill sergeant is actually a better thing to say than sorry

    • @Feber2001
      @Feber2001 5 років тому +1

      What do you actually say, if you mess up?

    • @boxxy12
      @boxxy12 5 років тому +1

      Clay Allison Nothing just take what’s coming

  • @patrioticeagle577
    @patrioticeagle577 5 років тому +50

    Me: *Dont tell me what to do*
    Drill Srgnt: *Get in your grave boy*

  • @RTD3
    @RTD3 6 років тому +119

    Be careful about taking initiative in basic. The Drills always want you to do what they tell you and only when they tell you. That includes the platoon getting up earlier to be ready for PT when they enter the barracks for wake up. We did that once and got smoked for it. Although we could tell the Drills were impressed that we took the initiative as a platoon, they hadn´t told us to get up so they smoked us. We never did that again.

    • @wendysnelgrove5870
      @wendysnelgrove5870 6 років тому +20

      I've never been in the military but I had a friend who had trained Canadian soldiers. He told me a story once about recruits who had cleaned their racks and made everything perfect and slept on the floor (or didn't sleep). He and the other Sergeants knew exactly what had happened, and they chewed them out and told them everything was terrible, not because initiative was bad but because they actually wanted them to get the hours of sleep allotted to them. That may have been what happened in your case. They know they are making you wickedly tired, but there's a fine line and they do want you to get the sleep they've told you to get.

  • @GaijinGuy36
    @GaijinGuy36 6 років тому +59

    "Sir" is reserved for officers, not noncoms. One of my DS's told me, "Don't you 'Sir' me! I work for a living!"

    • @davidsmith1913
      @davidsmith1913 Рік тому

      That phrase was use daily when I was at ft bennig

  • @lazygizmo
    @lazygizmo 4 роки тому +43

    private: Sorry drill Sargent sir!
    Drill: So you have chosen death.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 2 роки тому

      I wonder if drill sergeants actually used that meme.

  • @daniel6827
    @daniel6827 6 років тому +62

    Lol, They used to say "Don't call me Sir, I work for a living!"

    • @aidantruax9716
      @aidantruax9716 5 років тому +1

      They still do.

    • @logansorenssen
      @logansorenssen 4 роки тому +1

      In the Navy, I heard that in the fleet much more than in boot camp.

  • @ErickaBernie
    @ErickaBernie 6 років тому +972

    The reason why a Drill Sergeant doesn't like being call Sir or Ma'am, is because it's not there rank. Sir/ma'am, are on the officer side. Just pretty much getting them used to rank, especially those that don't understand. It's not about offended, there's reasons on why Drills tell trainees to do certain things. Just sticking to the standard! Good video bud!

    • @megadeath45
      @megadeath45 6 років тому +41

      Ericka Bernie Drill Sgt: Sir? *SIR?!* When last I looked I actually *do* work around here!

    • @ratedasmr7811
      @ratedasmr7811 6 років тому +1

      Hey you're here!

    • @eddiegibson1284
      @eddiegibson1284 6 років тому +18

      "Don't call me a GD sir. I work for a damn livin private"!!!

    • @NgJackal1990
      @NgJackal1990 6 років тому +4

      Holy shit it's Ericka! and Sir/Ma'am are also used by marine DIs.

    • @Kiddish007
      @Kiddish007 6 років тому +6

      Michael Felix I’m 42A, HR specialist, yup I sit behind desks but guess what else I do? yup that’s right jump outta planes cause airborne all the way baby.

  • @cameronaxley472
    @cameronaxley472 4 роки тому +10

    my favorite one from my time at Jackson. "You have a beautiful smile drill sergeant"

  • @regan17895
    @regan17895 6 років тому +1139

    Boomers: kids these days are so fragile.
    >gets triggered at being called sir

    • @joshuaginoza9446
      @joshuaginoza9446 6 років тому +51

      DSs are not boomers.

    • @joshuaginoza9446
      @joshuaginoza9446 6 років тому +30

      Unless they were field artillery.

    • @TommyTombstone
      @TommyTombstone 5 років тому +51

      They're teaching military customs and courtesies in the quickest possible way.

    • @wolfman5349
      @wolfman5349 5 років тому +24

      "Sir/Ma'am" is reserved for Officers. Enlisted take offense to it because usually lower Officers aren't very educated or at least they are book smart but lack common sense.

    • @casartherandom3010
      @casartherandom3010 5 років тому +17

      Also it's not Triggered. It's called becoming a solider/Airman/Sailor/Guard/Marine. It's not a fragile ideal.

  • @sierrafoxtrotgolf3638
    @sierrafoxtrotgolf3638 6 років тому +72

    Stood in the rain at the Holder Complex at Ft. Knox 10 feet from cover. I suggested, "Drill, why don't we move these tank tools under the cover and continue class?" "Son, you need to learn right now, it doesn't rain in the Army, it rains on the Army!" ...and I did push-ups for asking.

    • @realityhurts8697
      @realityhurts8697 5 років тому +3

      Holder complex, I was a tanker, and remember holder well, it also rained on us everytime we marched over there, the sun knew we were going so it left...

    • @russellrobinson7429
      @russellrobinson7429 5 років тому

      That is so true. I did my basic at Ft. Ord, CA. ('72/'73). Beautiful weekends, come Monday morning it would be 🌧. When we trained it rained. Even on the rifle range, remember blowing the water out of the sight. Do it over again, HELL YES!

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 5 років тому +107

    *here because I know my mouth gonna get me in trouble* 😂😂

    • @childsupportrockstargaming7639
      @childsupportrockstargaming7639 4 роки тому +1

      My dude if you where in training you wouldn't be on your phone atm 😂

    • @hellixx7061
      @hellixx7061 4 роки тому +4

      @@childsupportrockstargaming7639 he meant here at the video before training my guy

    • @t4k1ng52
      @t4k1ng52 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure its a girl. Lmfao stop assuming

    • @abbieamavi
      @abbieamavi 4 роки тому

      @@t4k1ng52 .....I guess I do look sorta like a dude in my profile pic 😂

    • @terrinypace4612
      @terrinypace4612 4 роки тому +1

      Veni Vidi Amavi 😂

  • @daytrader1656
    @daytrader1656 6 років тому +78

    That's interesting. Because in Canada, saying sorry is really emphasized.

    • @pepper29ful
      @pepper29ful 5 років тому +2

      Even in the military?

    • @pepper29ful
      @pepper29ful 5 років тому +6

      You don't say sorry in the military. It shows weakness. Apoligize for nothing. Move on.

    • @benjamingentry2866
      @benjamingentry2866 5 років тому +4

      I think Canadians are the nicest people in the world. The US Army likes to make its recruits into the soldiers of the best fighting force in the world.

    • @RoenComic28
      @RoenComic28 5 років тому +3

      @@benjamingentry2866 Canadian soldiers (just after basic) are better trained than American ones

    • @helli5057
      @helli5057 5 років тому +1

      Especially in England °^° I probably wouldn't even last a day

  • @Caliell
    @Caliell 6 років тому +22

    Private me "Sorry, Drill Sergeant." Drill Sergeant "ARE YOU CALLING ME SORRY DRILL SERGEANT FUCKSTICK?!!!"

  • @jaredh9098
    @jaredh9098 5 років тому +11

    I don’t know where the pic came from on your cover of the video but the DS in your picture was my DS at Ft. Jackson over a decade ago. He would point at us like that and call it the “creed hand”. If he pointed at you, you had to start reciting the soldiers creed. I will never forget that guy. Small world.

  • @notthatinnocent86
    @notthatinnocent86 6 років тому +318

    Heres #1
    In the Army, you call them Drill Sargeant
    In the Marine Corps, you call em Sir and Drill Instructor Sir
    Do not *ever* mix these two up

    • @rexapis2125
      @rexapis2125 6 років тому +41

      notthatinnocent86
      Sargeant is a town in Minnesota.
      A *sErgeant* is a military official.

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable 6 років тому +2

      Why would you call a DI sir? Is that backed up by legislation? IF I was a sergeant and someone called me sir I'd say some very loud words.

    • @notthatinnocent86
      @notthatinnocent86 6 років тому

      Rex Apis Well, guess you cant be perfect at everything you write, can you? Hehe my bad

    • @notthatinnocent86
      @notthatinnocent86 6 років тому +10

      Brecconable The Army and Marines do their Basic Trainings differently. In Marines Basic Training, DIs will demand that you call them Sir or Ma'am, and that goes for nearly every personel higher in rank than you. They have earned that level of respect by earning the title of Marines and earning the title of Drill Instructor. You WILL call them Sir/Ma'am, IF you are in Marines Basic Training, to my knowledge Army Soldiers only call them by their proper rank, as Sir isnt in their vocabulary.
      In the Army, you call your Drill Sergeant, Drill Sergeant. Do NOT call them Sir, they will chew your ass off if you call them Sir. They have earned the title of Drill Sergeant and thats what you will call them

    • @Brecconable
      @Brecconable 6 років тому

      +notthatinnocent86
      Is it backed up in legislation?

  • @ALiz86
    @ALiz86 6 років тому +165

    I found this video to be very informative and very funny. My Dad was US ARMY for a little of 22 years. He was in Cav in the 70s. Then went to jump school and got his wings.... Idk if he became terrified of flying before he started this school or if it was a byproduct he got AFTER that training... He then was given the opportunity to become a Drill Seargent. He did that for 4 years, became Senior Drill Seargent multiple times and at the time you could only be at that MOS for 4 years, that was in the early 80s.
    He then went I to recruiting til he retired in 98. He still had every bit of that Drill Seargent in him til he died. When you say you got "smoked", my Dad's era had a different name for it, lol, you get to LEAVE basic training after a certain amount of time, trying being the daughter of a Drill Seargent. When I was 6, I hit my brother and was given a bucket of soapy water and toothbrush and told to clean. After he saw that, I thought it was FUN and was enjoying using a toothbrush to clean the floor, I was called back and was taught how to throw a proper punch.
    When he retired I was 10, he was having trouble with civilian life, I made the mistake of telling him that we, his kids, weren't his soldiers, we were his CHILDREN, STOP ording us around. OMG BIG MISTAKE... He was livid, the eyes were popping out of his head, you could see every vein in his neck, he was millimeters away from my face, pointing at me, his spit flying all over me, yelling. Being the stubborn child, a basic copy of himself, I didn't show any emotion, I didn't bend, flinch... Well, until he left the house and then started to hyperventilate. Lol.
    When I started high school, I wanted to join the military, I was way too young but wanted a head start. The Army recruiters were NEVER at least our school, but the Navy/Marine Corp recruiters were. I foolishly gave the Navy recruiter my contact information, I explained I was too young to sign on but you love to have the opportunity to do any training to help me become a better and stronger individual. That I had NOT decided on which branch to join. I got home and Navy called and left a message on our answering machine about how excited he was to help me and could we schedule a time to meet with him. My Dad was beyond livid. Imagine your Drill Seargent wanting to whatever he is allowed to do, short of killing you. It was a repeat of the episode when I was 10. He told me if I wanted to join the military, he'd give me a good taste of it. He didn't want me to join the military at the time, so he was mad I went behind his back and seemed even more upset that I talked to NAVY FIRST!!!!??? Every branch thinks they are better than the next. Turns out a month after all that happened I found out I had a tumor in my brain and had to have brain surgery. It crushed every dream I ever had. 9/11 happened after that and that made have a lot of guilt. My friends, joined up, shipped out, many killed. I was an Army brat, my Dad knew how to train soldiers, none of my friends would interact with my Dad because he scared the crap out of all of them, if they couldn't deal with a guy like him in a civilian setting, I can only imagine the horror they encountered at reception and during Basic. I felt I could handle whatever the Drill Seargent dished out, I lived with one for my entire life, I knew the mental games and other crap they could dish out!
    One of my favorite memories is when a cocky 16 year old classmate, a male, FRIEND, came over and my Dad wasn't fond of his attitude. He went, got his weapon (unloaded), decided it was the ideal time to be cleaned and preceeded to field shrip it as fast as he could, all the while staring him down. This boy NEVER talked to me or came over again. In fact no boy every came over after said event. The football players were afraid to make eye contact with him after that, he helped coaching our high school football team, which I thought was funny, these over 6 foot kids who were taller than my Dad, bigger than him. When he talked they ALL listened, when he told them to go do something, they did it without making a fuss, other coaches couldn't get the team to shut up and stop whining. He was the first coach who could do all the training WITH the team AND do it better. If he asked for 40 push ups, 30 jumping jacks, running, he'd do MORE than that amount. He said he would NEVER ask someone to do something he could not do himself. I think that's why, until his heart attack and death, he was still in contact with over 3 dozen men and women he trained or commanded while he was a Drill Seargent and Recruiter.
    The memories this video brought back. Thank you!

    • @swingerhd9022
      @swingerhd9022 6 років тому +5

      god bless him, may the drill seargent aka your dad rest in peace amen

    • @viking9247
      @viking9247 6 років тому +6

      God bless him and may his soul rip.I wasn't born American. But my wife and son made me one all d way from Nigeria.I love American Marine but im forty and sad I won't ever be considered. My wife happy though.God bless America.

    • @RexStx
      @RexStx 6 років тому +3

      May your Dad RIP. God bless and God speed in your adventure.

    • @samventurer375
      @samventurer375 5 років тому +2

      No ones. And this is too long

    • @connorcollins8629
      @connorcollins8629 5 років тому +2

      That super sucks about the brain tumor. I was set on an army linguistics career, did really well on all the tests. I had a full army rotc scholarship but decided I wanted to go enlisted route instead. I was impatient and wanted to get on things lol. Then one day I collapsed at 19 years old and we found out I have a congenital heart problem that doesn't manifest until late teens /early 20's. RIP my dreams. I've adapted and had and have new dreams now, but I'm still a bit wistful about my first dream of being a soldier. Your dad sounds like he was a double handful and awesome at the same time ^^

  • @lanestale.y2090
    @lanestale.y2090 6 років тому +23

    “drill sergeant, i can’t find my battle buddy”

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 2 роки тому

      I think he has my rifle. Not sure though, its been gone for awhile.

  • @bryanm5233
    @bryanm5233 6 років тому +75

    What you never do is go to the 1st Sgt on your first day of basic to complain that your drill sgt has anger issues. Yes, I had a niece do that.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +20

      You’re kidding me...

    • @bryanm5233
      @bryanm5233 6 років тому +4

      Matt Ward no, I’m not.

    • @bryanm5233
      @bryanm5233 6 років тому

      Something else for your list.

    • @nico-v113
      @nico-v113 6 років тому +1

      Bryan Marusich Dear God I can’t even imagine how that went

    • @deivytrajan
      @deivytrajan 6 років тому

      what response did she get???

  • @laffyleo120
    @laffyleo120 6 років тому +665

    What not to say to a drill Sargent " yes sir I was collaborating with Islamic states"

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +67

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @laffyleo120
      @laffyleo120 6 років тому +19

      Matt Ward 😂🤣

    • @toddrainer6542
      @toddrainer6542 6 років тому +3

      Naw, you can probably get away with that. You won't like your new nickname, but they'll see through your bullshit.

    • @dayman161172
      @dayman161172 6 років тому +1

      why not? Osama Binladen was in reality a FBI Agent

    • @toddrainer6542
      @toddrainer6542 6 років тому +3

      Sure, sure, sure, and the alien love child of Martha Stewart and Joe Kennedy.

  • @Changehappens1
    @Changehappens1 5 років тому +11

    One of my friends at Basic got smoked and he got fired from PL because he formed up the platoon and when Drill Sergeant came up and asked him if the men were formed, he answered "YUP!"... He attracted every DS in the area as if he had 5 stars on GTA.

  • @JohnSmith-jt3bh
    @JohnSmith-jt3bh 6 років тому +60

    NEVER LIE TO A DRILL SERGEANT.

  • @mbj2nd
    @mbj2nd 6 років тому +39

    What if you battle cry during a field training exercise? LMFAO!

  • @ralkade4074
    @ralkade4074 5 років тому +31

    Matt: Do not _ever_ say you're sorry
    Sorry, dude. I'm Canadian

  • @barbaraanderson384
    @barbaraanderson384 6 років тому +69

    Drill Sergeant is that a hot dog in your pants or are you just glad to see me.

  • @aaronperez7829
    @aaronperez7829 6 років тому +152

    Don't call me sir, I work for a living.

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому +3

      Aaron Perez I don't get it?

    • @Ebsalom
      @Ebsalom 6 років тому +9

      If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!
      ~Drill Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2

    • @Waafa
      @Waafa 6 років тому

      Moron.

    • @bezzie9
      @bezzie9 6 років тому

      Thats what they say in the reserves.
      Comision ofisers are Sir... everyone els is just their rank

  • @anthonywhitlock9222
    @anthonywhitlock9222 5 років тому +15

    "Sorry, drill sergeant."
    You're calling me a sorry drill sergeant?

    • @Ward8668
      @Ward8668 3 роки тому

      You have to tell him he’s not hearing your comma 😉

  • @woksrandomchannel
    @woksrandomchannel 6 років тому +6

    I never spent a day in the military, and am a pacifist, but I really enjoy these videos. Thank you for your service.

  • @kennysboat4432
    @kennysboat4432 6 років тому +114

    "no"

  • @Atombender
    @Atombender 5 років тому +21

    As a 2nd Lt: "You're supposed to salute me!"

  • @megastuntguy
    @megastuntguy 6 років тому +15

    dont snitch on your battle buddies even if you have to lie to a drill sergeant, if you get smoked then you get smoked whatever its gonna happen anyway. some drill sergeants even like it when you stick up for each other.

  • @danielboydcooper6850
    @danielboydcooper6850 6 років тому +10

    30+ years ago when i was a new soldier getting off the cattle car at basic training, there was that first smoking they give you call "shock treatment" some idiot asked a DS to help him with his bag...................... even as an old retired man i remember the ass wopping that came after that. i laugh now at the memory of the pain, but i cried then!

  • @hulamcflyer4972
    @hulamcflyer4972 5 років тому +21

    Just don't say anything at all. Don't even breathe. They get so set off if you breathe. Hell, don't even move, just play dead. My advice :)
    Also, if I went into the military, I'd be more scared of not hearing what they're saying more then the DI themselves XD

  • @michaelperry1450
    @michaelperry1450 6 років тому +15

    Matt,
    I leave for basic training in 4 days. I'm going to Fort Jackson and I'm excited but I'm also scared. Either way I've been watching all of your videos for the past few weeks and I just wanted to say thank you, you have eased so many of my questions and I honestly feel like I'm that much more prepared for BCT. Keep up the good work, I'll see all your other videos in a few months.
    , Tristin Hafer

  • @noahtackett6264
    @noahtackett6264 6 років тому +7

    I thought "I lost my rifle" would be on this list lol or "I put my hands in my pockets when nobody's looking."

  • @monarchstudios6510
    @monarchstudios6510 5 років тому +13

    *Looks at the soldiers getting literally smoked*
    Drill Sergeant: *Smiles Scarily*
    Still Drill Sergeant: "Want to join the fun?!"

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 6 років тому +16

    My mother called her 1st Lieutenant 'bro' once.

  • @InfamousAustinT0
    @InfamousAustinT0 6 років тому +21

    Hopefully will be able to ship off next month. All of your content is useful and present both it and yourself well.

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @patrickverot
      @patrickverot 6 років тому

      Im leaving next month too! Benning?

    • @InfamousAustinT0
      @InfamousAustinT0 6 років тому

      PanzerExpress913 The recruiter said he's going to check to see if more infantry slots are available. So I'm just waiting on that. We're hoping for next month or the month after.

    • @smoothestofbrains
      @smoothestofbrains 6 років тому +1

      PanzerExpress913 Ya'll are gonna love good old sand hill 😂😂😂😂. Georgia is temperamental af

    • @patrickverot
      @patrickverot 6 років тому

      I can't wait man.

  • @standstrongforus3427
    @standstrongforus3427 5 років тому +16

    NEVER TELL THEM YOU CAN'T.... That is some serious trouble.

  • @MAli-jg9if
    @MAli-jg9if 6 років тому +17

    Drill sergeant: WHO ARE YOU KID!?
    Me: Yooo wassup dOc
    *Gets stabbed*

  • @josieegold6758
    @josieegold6758 6 років тому +35

    Even before the video started the video the 1st two thing you said were the 1st couple of things I thought of... Don't call them "sir" or tell them "sorry" if you mess up then own up to it "No excuse drill sarn't!!

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому

      Josiee Gold I don't understand why don't call then Stir or say sorry, sound petty to me. But it is what it is.

  • @lifestealjr7817
    @lifestealjr7817 5 років тому +43

    Soldier: SIR YES SIR
    Drill sergeants: IT’S MA’AM
    Soldier: YES SI- MA’AM

  • @Steph_PG
    @Steph_PG 6 років тому +45

    Nice job Shootemup I mean Matt... I been here for a while and I like how I get to witness your channel grow! Dont forget me man!

  • @nathanialpittman6949
    @nathanialpittman6949 6 років тому +15

    I'd purposely pronounce it "Yes Drill SirGent!"

  • @judahthejedi8131
    @judahthejedi8131 5 років тому +2

    This reminded me of my dad. He would tell me the same thing during football practice. He would run us till our legs were shaking. I almost cried. Thanks for the awesome memories. Thank you for your service

  • @PresidentHMV
    @PresidentHMV 6 років тому +77

    Going out and pissing off the drill sergeant is the worst decision you can make

    • @CousinJesse1
      @CousinJesse1 6 років тому

      финка ваш друг
      I've never been in military. What's the worst that could happen if you really grind your drill instructors/sergeants nerve?

    • @donaldclifford5763
      @donaldclifford5763 6 років тому +5

      Nothing more physical than doing push ups. Might get extra duty, lose a weekend pass. Nothing fatal.

    • @davewilliams5102
      @davewilliams5102 6 років тому +1

      Good comment. Most drill Sgts. are dumb as a rock! Marine DI's have their act together!

  • @bretharper8149
    @bretharper8149 6 років тому +7

    Ignore the yelling focus on the words. Do everything with speed, the last one to finish something always is a target by the drill Sargent. Drill Sargents are trying to train you to make quick rational correct decisions under a extremely stressful environment. Control of judgement under stress.

  • @deckacards
    @deckacards 5 років тому +20

    Odd I would have thought number one would be.. "Chill with the yelling dude I am right here."

  • @jtmnavy
    @jtmnavy 6 років тому +284

    Is this the new drip46 ?? Papa drip is no more :(

    • @MattWard89
      @MattWard89  6 років тому +40

      Lol no it’s just me. The new kid on the block 😂

    • @haydencook682
      @haydencook682 6 років тому +2

      I was thinking the same thing...feel like drip went to a dark place

    • @RC-vp7iq
      @RC-vp7iq 6 років тому

      Hayden Cook drip is a loser he's gonna shoot up a school anytime now

    • @ACrunchyPinecone
      @ACrunchyPinecone 6 років тому +4

      m4a1 steaksauce lol,what an ignorant thing to say

    • @Youre_Right
      @Youre_Right 6 років тому

      JTsuits Drip46 is back!!

  • @eduardovillamar1173
    @eduardovillamar1173 4 роки тому +10

    Had a guy during shark attack say “yes staff sergeant” 💀

    • @gerrbaby90
      @gerrbaby90 4 роки тому +8

      We gather here today to remember private Miller...

  • @sgtlod92a
    @sgtlod92a Рік тому +2

    Ft. Jackson's BCT mantra was "Always forward". By the end of the cycle, you can put whatever tone on "Always Forward, Drill Sergeant" to make it sound any way you want. lol. I laughed at those who said "Thank you, D.S." which was always followed up with a DS yelling "Don't thank me! Thank your recruiter!" I was 27 when I enlisted and turned 28 in BCT. On the first day in the bay, the bay DS, a skinny little black guy who was funny as Hell, came out to us lined up around the killzone. I was towards the front. There were 64 of us females. He asks, "Who has ever been arrested for assault?" Being an honest person, I raised my hand (no worries, it was verbal, not physical and it was to the 17 year old who was sleeping with my husband when I had 3 young children) anyways.....I look around without moving my head and see I'm the only one with my hand raised. He grins, points at me, and says, "Great! You're bay boss!" Bay Boss is a complete nightmare. Responsible for all the females, responsible for the bay, no personal time. Towards the end of the cycle, that DS was sitting in his office. I knocked, he told me to enter, asked me what I wanted. I said, "Can I not be Bay Boss anymore, DS?" With a huge grin, he set his pen down and leaned back in his seat. He asked, "What's the matter, PFC? You wanna QUIT?!" I'm a redhead, not a blonde and there was no way he was going to hear the word "quit" from my mouth. I held my head up high while standing at Parade Rest, looked him in the eyes, and said, "No, Drill Sergeant! I would just like to afford the opportunity to someone else!" Now I was grinning. He was trying not to laugh and told me "Negative." I left with a "Always Forward, Drill Sergeant." with a tone of defeat. Later that night, he came out of his office, pointed at me, told me I stole a roll of toilet paper and was now fired as Bay Boss. There were only 2 weeks left. I was confused at first as I didn't steal anything and there was no reason to steal t.p. as it was always stocked, but then I put it together that he did that for me. DS Wynn was freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • @unclepecos845
    @unclepecos845 2 роки тому +4

    When a drill sargent tells you to do something it's always good to ask him "why."

    • @chrishubbard64
      @chrishubbard64 2 роки тому +1

      Or ask, "Do I have to?" They love recruits who dare to question them. Shows you have guts!