Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Lauren Compton!
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Lauren Compton! You know Lauren Compton from the First Date Podcast, Playboy, Out & About, Your Mom's House w/ Tom Segura, Dr. Drew After Dark, Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P, Stand Up Comedy and so much more! Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast!
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Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
Steal shampoo from hotels?
Own a George Foreman Grill?
Ever worn JNCO Jeans?
Kippy’s eyes need about a 2 month vacay after working this hard to keep them up for a whole hour
Lmao
nah they went south every 20 secs or so
His lips are pale 😅
his leg has been jumpin this whole time. i think kippys more annoyed than turned on during this one. she is a pro! can see why tom segura gave her a show 😐
Jesus the heavies
"He was in his 30's...and I wasn't even 18"
The mood shifted after that one.
Need a H. Foley 'First Date' episode ASAP.
Might be the best one yet
"Split the check"
Segura is already hitting it
@@PurpleHazeVanNederlandsin the puss
This!!
"I was poor. But we had a full house, 2 cars, and an extra $1000 dollars for gymnastics a month". Lol my single mom raised me on a Home Depot budget.
Yeah the poor comment probably comes from her dad telling her he can’t afford private school and whatever car she wants at 16 at the same time. Kinda funny lol.
If I told her my poor stories, she would be in tears…. her life was considered rich in my world.
" I never went to school and was just homeschooled but I went to regular school until 8th(13)grade and stopped doing gymnastics/ getting tutored at 16."
I came here to say this. I don’t think she knows what poor is. “I got an ugly truck for my 16th birthday and didn’t talk to Daddy for 3 months. My private school made fun of me. We were so poor 😢”
She's the worst
Bro... I've never seen 3 dudes try to maintain eye contact so badly in my entire life.
😂😂
first sec of show.@@TsbzNick
Kippy looks shellshocked. Harrowed.
3 hell.. count me in on that too!!
Talking to the top of her head bruh 😂
Foley and Kevin asking the same exact question in sync multiple times has me dying
They don’t even acknowledge it
They're sickos lol
I know! I had to rewind, thought it was a glitch.
"Yur traysh but like tits amiright??" - AYG internal monologue
Did ya get points on dat?
Eyes up fellas 👀
No
Tuddy always told me I can look but no touchy touchy!!!
She's a former gymnast too? Jesus.
Stay strong boys
@@illuminahde she was on playboy
Look, she's got em out, I've got it up
“You getting points on that?” in perfect harmony was one of the most garbage line of questions I’ve ever heard on this show! 😂😂😂
10/10 masterclass
The fact that her first job was at Hooters and the boys just GLANCE right over it...... Classy!!!❤
Gentlemen
trying to keep the train on the tracks if you will lol
Welcome to are you pitching a tent!
Low hangers fruit. I meant hanging!
Gotta confirm
you guys should sell an orignal copy of Foley's notes each week to the biggest bidder. Some top notch merch right there!
I thought the same!
"Wait...why does this just look a shopping list"
@@OutlierConcepts Foley is one of the few people to need a shopping list for a Wawa trip
would love this
I just assume he's playing tic tac toe with himself
3 sets of heavies
Hahaha
As Theo Von would say “ she gots them front tots daddy” 😅😅😅
Or them long freckles
Theo would CRUMBLE if she was on TPW. Like Clark on Christmas Vacation at the lingerie counter.
Hahahahaha
Lol 😂 we need Theo on here
Lauren Compton is why we play the game. I thought she was the epitome of class at the beginning and by the end I was confident I could probably date her 😂 great show today
This has been the breast podcasts the boys have done. Great job fellas, and shout out to the girls as well.
Simp
If you wanna see her naked just Google search it
"The girls", nice! Lol
Mmmm, subtle and substantial comment 🤗
18 to 21 on her fingers 😂 you boys are too kind. Great episode.
God damn, Foley LIT up when she said she had McDonald’s for breakfast. It was that moment, Big Man fell in love 😂
Foley knows that she has a thing for bigger dudes and that whet him up!
"My dad was a Computer Engineer."
"We grew up poor."
I'm sorry, what?
1k monthly just for the gym... financial smarts kept them "poor"
The brand new mustang as well
Yeah she has no idea what poor is lol. Look at her tho, she has never needed perspective in her life.
Not the two of them looking straight down at the mic and their notes the ENTIRE time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
35:41 said in perfect unison “you get points on that?” 😂
1k a month to play gym but she grew up so poor...wish i coulda grown up that poor, the struggle musta been so real 😂
I hope this means Kevin and Foley are going to be on First Date in the near future! That'd be such a good episode. Especially if they're on together lol
That would be a red flag for sure 😂
*_4 Chairs, 2 Bears, 1 Gal, ^high check^_*
Nice tip, Good times!
If you find yourself getting distracted, just picture Kippy trying to wink 🧐
why do you want me to come so bad
😂😂😂😂
😂
Can't wait to see the boys sweat through this interview
my favorite part was when she counted on her fingers to figure out the number of years between 18-21 which wasn't even the question Kippy asked 😂
I was dying laughing at this too. Oh my jealous of the jealous with boobs boost on society and not trying to look at them as a guy when they are staring you in the face
Killed me also 😂
She was distracting everyone to avoid saying her age
it worked 😂@@TonsMoreCowbell
Hahahahahahhahah fuck this killed me.
1k a month for gymnastics, dad owning a mustang, went to private school, got a car at 16, buying name brand foods, etc lol she’s either lying about growing up poor or was so sheltered she thought her life was actually below average…
eh i had friends growing up that were in gymnastics and they were lower middle class her parents probably worked their asses off
Middle class family in upper middle class neighborhood was probably a real struggle 😂😂
I was thinking the same thing. And when she said that her dad was a car guy but didnt work on the cars. Meaning he’s buying them already fixed. 10 mins in I knew this girl had money and had no idea how the rest of the world lives
no vacations or vacation home is white girl poor.
@@zachmoyer1849 i had friends that were poor that had parents that worked their asses off to put food on the fucking table. lower middle class is rich as fuck in canada/usa. her parents probably didn't work their asses off to provide the gymnastics class. otherwise the mustang prob wouldn't be in the picture Lol
Now I see why Foley shaved, you dog you. 😂🐕🦺🗑
You old sailor, you. #builtforspeed
Also didn’t mention Toby’s hog 😂
Buttoned all the way up, even showered I tell yah
Exactly first thing I thought when I noticed he shaved he still had his tongue out the whole time 🤣🤣🤣
He's on the prowl
Whole episode Toby: mention my hog, mention my hog...
I can't get over this, My best friend Neal introduced me to AYG, and here we are being shouted out.
Nahh I almost did a spit take when they asked what kind of plastic she’s rocking and with the quickness she hit them with my boobs are real😭😭
Not as dumb as she plays
Foley looking like a retired sheriff
36:55 is why I love Foley 😂 The eyerolls, the pen clicking, the jeeez’s
The 4K picture is paying dividends in this ep.
I can’t be the only one who think she’s blackmailing Tom to get a podcast lol
Lol something is definitely fishy. Alot more great female comedians tom coukd have put on if he wanted a female podcast on ymh.
She had an OnlyFans, I'm guessing Tom requesting some pretty f*cked up sh*t and she's using that against him.
This is that Dalmatian wife Buns was always talking about... I say was cause if he says it outloud now his divorce would cost 100s millions... gotta wait for christine to "drown" or "fall down the stairs, again"
Yes! She is such a great golfer. Or basketball player. Soccer, maybe. Whatever she does, I swear I will listen this time.
Gymnast. Got it. Favorite gymnast. See I can listen
Oh she isn’t a comedian? She looks soooo funny
the foreign investor is fuming watching this episode 😭😂😂
About to pull funding 😭
😅😅😅
36:55 Foley removing his headphones like "case closed" is hilarious!
And then immediately goes "that's not to bad" and puts em back on when he hears the pamela Anderson part
3,000 sq.ft. 4/3 house built in 2000 (so brand new when she lived there), dad was a computer engineer, mom was a nurse, she was an elite gymnast...her definition of poor and my definition of poor are VERY different...and we grew up 20 minutes from each other.
Damn, y'all are moving up. Not too long ago, you couldnt even have two guests without taking Toby's mic, and now you can handle three guests at once? Impressive.
Well 2 and a half I'd say
I see what you did there 😂
📍📍📍well played!!!
Kippy getting defensive about the pizza before the question is even out is amazing!
The boys definitely took a whiff of Lauren Compton's seat when she left.
That's for the discord bozos
They put it in a jar 😂
@@happyfairyjerry 😅
@@marcuscox9953 😅
ILL pay
Toby with the "good enough degree" got me goin. He had some zingers in this one
Hoping to release that big ol sausage
Even more impressive she was a star on the balance beam with those things swangin around
Makes sense why she started to get hurt at 16, they must have thrown off her entire center of gravity
TBone kept it on the WIDE shot on this one! 😂
We need to see Foley's notebook pages. They must be pure chaos.
Bruh she brought out the HEAVIES for the episode! 🥛 🏋️♂️ Smart Gal she tryna get them views and followers up
🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🏋️♂️
Smoke em if you got em!
Dude, I love this girl. She’s bad ass
@@Moshtatoeslmao cool
She is the definition of “Look Classy, Stay Trashy” love it 😂
calling kerrygold butter ‘European butter’ is wild
Where is it made tho?
Ireland lol. I don't think the Irish want it to be referred to as European Butter to be fair.
@@therealist-ub7td Then they shouldn't pay for it with Euros
“What kind of plastic are you throwing around? You got an Amex?”
“My boobs are real”
😂😂😂
Only one camera needed for this one Tbone
These three and Dr. Drew are the only real interview this poor girl has ever gotten. Props to the team great episode!!!
Lol the boys are scared to look in her direction lol
She grew up down the street from my grandparent's house. They were 602 Hugh walker dr. Her house was huge!
Not a flaccid bird between the three of them by the time this one was over lmao
The way Foley lit up about her going to McDonald's was precious 🤣 I love him sooo much ❤
KJ and Foley both goin "You get any points on dat?!" set me off 😂😂
33:20 I love that T-bone says "...a Chrysler that tries to look like a Mercedes" it's Chrysler that was designed and mostly built by Mercedes
My family thought we made it when we moved to mesquite and she called it poor haha
Mesquite looks pretty nice 😂 I like that she mentioned head towards the ghetto. Yea ok lol.
Yeah she's clueless about economics, class and poverty.
I don't care what she says She was not poor nobody poor does gymnastics, shops at Albertsons, and Dad has a Corvette with leopard seats 💀
are you poor if you blow all your money on frivolous things?
@@ygkemosabi8280what money
Also gymnastics and tutors what else do you want she was never poor
There is NO corvette with leopard seats that is worth more than 3 large at best.
@@chriskolb3105of course there is . U trippin
My eyes were wondering..
625 Billshaw Drive in Mesquite is a NICE house.
My favourite part of this episode was better help being followed by trust and will. If you can't get your head in order at least your affairs will be when you check out.
Don't leave your next of kin all jammed up!
🏆🥸👏
6 pack of beer on the only day off from work I get with a new episode with the bozos. Ain’t nothing better. Might have to start smoking some heaters- Kippy voice 😂
Nothing wrong with some beers but get off the heaters man! If anything get a vape
Bro, be careful with Benzos dude. The withdrawels are EXTREMELY bad. Wean off asap and find something safer like kratom or something.
@@guywithalltheanswers6942this guy's got drugs on the brain
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 he said BOZO’s 😂😂😂 I’m glad you kicked em tho!!!!
@@RxanDzman I’m so lost I said bozos and I think he read it wrong and the other guy said don’t smoke heaters where I said “I’m thinking about smoking heaters” but I’m fat with asthma I don’t smoke anything 😂hopefully we are all drunk bozos having a good time and can’t read right now 😂
The pure love in Foley's eyes when Lauren mentions she had Mcd's for breakfast....
Toby: “guys we have company keep it together!”
That reminded me so much of my mom I was dying! 🤣
"If you ever take a shower with me ill pee on your foot"...... WORTH IT
"the one with the long stick, it's my favorite toy!" "Yes my boobs are real" this girl knows what she's doing....
Heavies, cute laugh and lie constantly. We men are so simple minded lol
Well, he cheated on me and gave me chlamydia😂😂 instant AYYOOOH from the boys
I know she has a boyfriend, but good lord, I need someone exactly like her😂
Little kippys mesmerised 👀😂
“Grew up poor”. Her Mom was a nurse and her Dad was a computer engineer. 😂😂
The talent on this one is overflowing 😂
“You got a ninja!?” Foley starts clocking the pen lmaooo
Jeans are tight for this one. Hotchi motchi. Just glassin.
Bringin' out the leaf in the table for a guest! It was always a big deal in my household when the leaf was busted out!
Found this pod about 3 weeks ago, can’t stop watching! Great show guys! Refreshing af
Bros is she delusional or just doesn’t know what low income is? “I didn’t grow up with a lot of money… so on my 16th birthday I just asked my dad to not get me a truck.” The balls it takes to even be expecting a car on your birthday. I never understood it. No wonder she hated the truck, she didn’t value it
This is still my favorite podcast.
Always enjoy
"i grew up poor" family spending 1k a month on gymnastics and she had private tutors? Come on! Shes the definition pretty privileges.
Hahaha I thought the same thing. My didn't make a that in a month.
You can almost smell the Acqua di Gio off these two with this one .
Lauren does a fantastic interview…she knows the vibe 😉
Most official Hachi machi ever
“What kind of plastic you throwin around?” “My boobs are real.”😂😂
Checklist: blunt✅ screaming cold drink✅ pizza and chicken wrap ✅ are you garbage?✅ Sunday night at Tuddy’s with the boys! Best way to end the weekend! See you all in the new addition!!
Fly high, Captain!
Right there with ya gramps skimped on the side so just a couple a pies for the bozos over here cheers pimp
@@blur_710 cheers bro 🍻
The reason this show works so well is in full effect here. This might be one of the best episodes to prove this show is next level good, it made Lauren Compton palatable for an hour. Crowning achievement in podcast history
Make her palatable? Wtf are you talking about?
Lauren is pretty great, wdym?
On her show she seems very relatable, but here there an air of inauthenticity/disconnect. Maybe because she isn’t in the drivers seat?
31:17 T-Bone is the MVP. He always swishes from half court in the clutch!
The heavies are heavy
That house at 625 Bill Shaw Dr in Mesquite is on Zillow for 400K. That's clean livin'. This broad is alright in my book.
Pretty average house then
Oh my... This had to be rough. Respect boys, you did very well.
kippy straining his eyes trying to not look down
Its so obvious too. Can't blame him.
I know y'all was struggling in that interview 😂😂
Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy the fellas are gunna be sweating this one out 😂😂😂😂
"Computer Engineer and Nurse"
..."I grew up poor"
no you didnt 😂
She is a bombshell, I actually enjoy her podcast, good guests and it's awesome to see a different side of the guests talking about their love lives lol. Seguras second wife is killing it lately! Good ep boys!
31:16 T Bone for the win!
625 Bill Shaw Drive in Mesquite is a 2,900-square-foot home! Poor, my ass!
so glad i watched this through a screen no pressure
Best laugh on UA-cam! I’m putting both AirPods in for this one 😂
I love when Foley calls it a crossbow
This is the episode we have needed
This was a tough episode to get through. First time ever I didn’t want to finish an episode.
We're here, bozos and homies! Let's GO!
I went to the same private school when i was in elementary and nobody that was there was poor, lol.