THE MOST HUMANE WAY TO KILL AN OCTOPUS

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  • @Autumn_Actually
    @Autumn_Actually 2 роки тому +6953

    Whoever figured this out first was either very hungry, or in the fight of their life lol

    • @brolymc9532
      @brolymc9532 2 роки тому +118

      Probably just couldnt keep it in the net, and got really tired of bringing them to shore everytime by hand.

    • @fabioperez8680
      @fabioperez8680 2 роки тому +26

      No dude you are just a diff human who watches tiktoks all day and get ur food from a store… you dont have to make dumb assumptions when humanity was completely diff then how we are now

    • @jameslove3860
      @jameslove3860 2 роки тому +106

      @@fabioperez8680 Who hurt u

    • @tripleefl5053
      @tripleefl5053 2 роки тому +30

      @@fabioperez8680 so who found out that you can bite between there eyes to kill them?

    • @holasalonto
      @holasalonto 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@Shalashaska42069umm no, we'd be missing our nose, nothing is just able to bite between our eyes no matter how big it is. If it's big enough it'll just bite our head clean off, but I cannot and will not be able to bite us between the eyes.

  • @emceekaoz1886
    @emceekaoz1886 2 роки тому +17291

    Guy: “let me show you how to kill one”
    Octopus: “WAIT WAIT WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING….. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!”

  • @I.Am.Lyssa110
    @I.Am.Lyssa110 2 роки тому +17445

    The octopus like: WHAT DID I DO-

  • @jonny11995
    @jonny11995 Рік тому +2720

    Could you not hear him say he’d get you the money he just needed more time? Dude you cold af

  • @cynthiagildea-dixon314
    @cynthiagildea-dixon314 2 роки тому +10580

    this popped up in the middle of the hilarious cough-fee vids WTF 😂😂😂

  • @_ZACK_-rz7kc
    @_ZACK_-rz7kc 2 роки тому +2392

    they can generate their tentacles.... they have 3 DAMN HEARTS...
    died in 1 gentle bite....

    • @yaoibabe
      @yaoibabe 2 роки тому +103

      Well, they may have three hearts but they only have one brain so...

    • @FearTheDeep
      @FearTheDeep 2 роки тому +41

      @@yaoibabe they have an individual brain in each tentacle but I get what you were trying to say lol

    • @ripadblock
      @ripadblock 2 роки тому +88

      Humans: on top of the food chain because of their Intelligence... they can create a slab that glows and is responsive To touch...
      Dies to one wrong step In the shower

    • @sakuraice22
      @sakuraice22 2 роки тому +38

      ​@@yaoibabeThey have one central brain but they also have eight small nerve clusters that can almost be classified as brains on each arm, pretty interesting

    • @cheapskategabe3148
      @cheapskategabe3148 2 роки тому +8

      @@ripadblock Bro i thought you were talking about light sabers.

  • @philliphanson1409
    @philliphanson1409 2 роки тому +7088

    ***Tourist attempts this and either ends up in the hospital or with one pissed off octopus wrapping it's tentacles around their face***

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 2 роки тому +50

      Annnnnnd.... the problem is?

    • @sqb8980
      @sqb8980 2 роки тому +382

      @@USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons the problem is deficiency in sense of humour,get some supplements

    • @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons
      @USMCCombatVet4TastyCrayons 2 роки тому +2

      @@sqb8980 definition of irony:
      This civilian morons post.
      R/whooooooosh

    • @shahira7498
      @shahira7498 2 роки тому +45

      ​@@sqb8980 🤣🤣

    • @zrales
      @zrales 2 роки тому +78

      @@sqb8980personally, I would not have that 😂😂 absolute violation 😂😂

  • @NumbNutt
    @NumbNutt Рік тому +306

    Bro got the saddest Achilles heal I've ever seen.

  • @wasabby4467
    @wasabby4467 2 роки тому +3531

    Vegan teacher having a cardiac arrest from watching this video

  • @messibessi11
    @messibessi11 2 роки тому +1864

    Apparently this is just like common knowledge in Hawaii. I showed this video to my husband (who is from Hawaii) and he was like yeah.. you didn’t know that?

    • @aimimoque1155
      @aimimoque1155 2 роки тому +25

      What does it do to the octopus? I mean, why does it die when you bite it between the eyes?

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 2 роки тому +71

      @@aimimoque1155 probably ruptures a vital organ causing instant death

    • @MoneyShotMusic
      @MoneyShotMusic 2 роки тому +40

      It’s a nerve. With squid you karate chop them where the body meets the tentacle part.

    • @cruzthefyre6520
      @cruzthefyre6520 2 роки тому +17

      No, Harold, no i DiDnT kNoW tHaT

    • @cruzthefyre6520
      @cruzthefyre6520 2 роки тому +1

      @@aimimoque1155 it probably separated the brain from the rest of the body(internal decapitation). This would stop the brain from allowing the body to function. =death

  • @T.K.9
    @T.K.9 2 роки тому +845

    "I HAVE MULTIPLE HEARTS YOU CANNOT KILL ME MONGREL!"
    Proceeds to bite in between the eyes
    "OH SHI***!"

  • @voltspade
    @voltspade Рік тому +179

    Octopus in parallel universe : Let me show you how to kill a human, bite between the legs.

  • @jonnytsunami808_
    @jonnytsunami808_  2 роки тому +3311

    It’s fresh food, and fresh bait for friends and family to put food on the table for their families 🤙🏽 auuuurite

    • @blandbrick
      @blandbrick 2 роки тому +14

      Cool video

    • @anniecahill5214
      @anniecahill5214 2 роки тому +30

      Yet they probably didn't even cook it and eat it. They just killed the animal for likes and views.

    • @Official_madi.x
      @Official_madi.x 2 роки тому

      @@anniecahill5214 yes they did and it was bussin bitch

    • @crazygremlin1
      @crazygremlin1 2 роки тому +237

      @@anniecahill5214 nah he’s a good guy
      He ate it. Don’t just assume something

    • @beep-bop2186
      @beep-bop2186 2 роки тому +118

      ​@@anniecahill5214 that's not how Hawaiians are

  • @ellebell9139
    @ellebell9139 2 роки тому +1572

    1st rule of the ocean: if you're caught, you're food. end of story, everyone who lives in there knows that

    • @thegamingalpha
      @thegamingalpha 2 роки тому +72

      Gonna go ahead and say the first rule of the ocean is be able to survive underwater 😆

    • @sau2949
      @sau2949 2 роки тому +32

      😂😂 Those are the rules in the jungle also

    • @kevinmagee3474
      @kevinmagee3474 2 роки тому +35

      Yes I lived in the ocean for 4 years it is just as you say.

    • @BlackedOutDreams
      @BlackedOutDreams 2 роки тому +4

      lives in the ocean?

    • @RonaiHenrik
      @RonaiHenrik 2 роки тому +18

      When we were swimming in the sea with my girlfriend I caught her. Should I eat her?

  • @marziiepan
    @marziiepan 2 роки тому +2286

    people in comments rlly never seen that girl whod tortue live animals and then eat them on camera, this guy seems super chill and humane

    • @syedammarkhalid3695
      @syedammarkhalid3695 2 роки тому +145

      Lmao yes 💀💀she is like a mukbang creator, the eel one was just plain sad =(

    • @Neverdonefarm.
      @Neverdonefarm. 2 роки тому +26

      @@syedammarkhalid3695 do you know the channel name? I would like to know so i dont ever subscribe to her or unsub if i all ready am.

    • @thraxpaxx210
      @thraxpaxx210 2 роки тому +4

      Fr when they turn white they are instantly dead that’s Fr humane

    • @thraxpaxx210
      @thraxpaxx210 2 роки тому +27

      @@Neverdonefarm. I cannot rember but all you gotta do is watch moistcr1tical vid

    • @Neverdonefarm.
      @Neverdonefarm. 2 роки тому +4

      @@thraxpaxx210 okay thanks

  • @More.internet
    @More.internet Рік тому +251

    I’ll definitely consider this when I run into an octopus in Hawaii in the ocean.

    • @XXLLAVATEAM1
      @XXLLAVATEAM1 Рік тому

      Lol wtf right

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo Рік тому

      I'm tempted myself

    • @Dream.fm3
      @Dream.fm3 Рік тому +2

      spearfishing is really popular in hawaii

    • @preemavivek2008
      @preemavivek2008 Рік тому

      Blue ringed octopus:am I a joke to you?

    • @Flybondy
      @Flybondy 2 місяці тому

      Nahh don’t do it if i was you i would just leave it alone

  • @dumbbiiihh1204
    @dumbbiiihh1204 2 роки тому +650

    these caawwfee videos are getting weirder and weirder 😂

  • @B3lla_793
    @B3lla_793 2 роки тому +312

    I was watching this and my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said
    “Sushi?”😭😭😭

    • @chikasako7597
      @chikasako7597 2 роки тому +6

      damn💀

    • @millymaker7836
      @millymaker7836 2 роки тому +5

      I’m wheezing

    • @ybebinchilin2421
      @ybebinchilin2421 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @ThePantorah
      @ThePantorah 2 роки тому +1

      Sushi isn't made of octopus...

    • @DulcetFox
      @DulcetFox 2 роки тому +9

      Reminds me of a time when my niece was about 2 and a half and finding Nemo was one of her favorite movies. We'd been calling the characters "fishies" the whole movie. Well come time for lunch, and my dumb butt offered her some "fishy" sticks. She paused with the fish stick halfway to her mouth and with the biggest roundest eyes asked "fishy?". Before I could try to correct myself she shoved that fish stick in her mouth so ferociously with an "Om Nom!" sound like she was a crazed shark and I couldn't stop laughing for a good five minutes straight.

  • @ethanstephens8293
    @ethanstephens8293 2 роки тому +409

    Guy: "alright we got a octopus here"
    Me: "oh cool"
    Guy: "imma show u guys how to kill it"
    Me: *wut* 😐

    • @Sdrawkcab_
      @Sdrawkcab_ 2 роки тому +5

      Same. I was like: but, wait, no what why, I can’t…

    • @2good2Bbad
      @2good2Bbad 2 роки тому +2

      " *boom* "

    • @zfchaudhry1302
      @zfchaudhry1302 2 роки тому +3

      Me too... 😨

  • @thebadcat770
    @thebadcat770 2 роки тому +2062

    Rest in peace Little octopus 🐙🐙

    • @KuraiKuroNeko
      @KuraiKuroNeko 2 роки тому +105

      More like, rest in sauce. Marinate.. 🤤

    • @Cynthia_LU
      @Cynthia_LU 2 роки тому +9

      @@KuraiKuroNeko LOL

    • @beeb-
      @beeb- 2 роки тому +27

      He gonna rest good in my stomach

    • @liviwaslost
      @liviwaslost 2 роки тому +9

      He resting on my taste buds 🤤😋

    • @thecutelaptalo3934
      @thecutelaptalo3934 2 роки тому +6

      Resting in my digestive system

  • @Aterhallsam
    @Aterhallsam 2 роки тому +285

    Dude I saw a dude in Tanzania do that and I thought he taste tested lol. he took a bite from every octopus before he put them in the basket and I thought like ”Maybe some of them have gone bad, who knows?”.

    • @sionemoala8093
      @sionemoala8093 2 роки тому +6

      😂👍

    • @serenapolk4379
      @serenapolk4379 2 роки тому +6

      LMFAO WHY didn't you ask 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @northedgg3422
      @northedgg3422 2 роки тому +4

      ​@@serenapolk4379 he settled on a general idea of what it could be and was satisfied with that possibility. I would have left it at that thought too fr lol

    • @serenapolk4379
      @serenapolk4379 2 роки тому +1

      @@northedgg3422
      WHEN I WAS READING IT I WAS HOPING HE WOULD RESPOND BACK "I WAS SCARED ASF TO FIND OUT" I JUST WANTED TO KNOW I WASN'T ALONE 😔

    • @mindylooloo82
      @mindylooloo82 2 роки тому

      Dude.

  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem 2 роки тому +806

    Hey man I'm a vegan and even I can see the humanity in this. We are not as separate from nature as we pretend to be, and this was definitely the most humane way you could have dispatched our little buddy there. Hope they brought in lots more fish! Peace ✌️

    • @CRAZEERS
      @CRAZEERS 2 роки тому +26

      Fr, Fr

    • @Lucky-zo8is
      @Lucky-zo8is 2 роки тому +48

      i’m vegetarian and i totally agree 🤝

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 2 роки тому +7

      ​@@bluesword2941 mfs acting like they don't know where their cheeseburgers come from

    • @H4RK-M4YD4Y
      @H4RK-M4YD4Y 2 роки тому +30

      Chad replies 🤝

    • @alleywayyyyy
      @alleywayyyyy 2 роки тому +7

      yes

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 9 місяців тому +27

    Damn yo thats kinda fuxked up especially when you know how chill they are.

    • @twistedbydesign5216
      @twistedbydesign5216 6 місяців тому

      I agree. They’re smarter than frickin orca , man

    • @BearsNCigars
      @BearsNCigars 5 місяців тому

      And smart. They are on par with chimpanzees in terms of intelligence…

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 Рік тому +420

    Shit, you told him you were about to kill him. That's super inhumane. Ever since I learned they are some of the most intelligent creatures on earth I lie to them and say "man we are gonna be friends forever, hey look over there * then I whack 'em in the face.

    • @Hanjhob
      @Hanjhob Рік тому +65

      “Look at the rabbits, Lenny.”

    • @Boone69
      @Boone69 Рік тому +3

      ​@Willham 💀💀💀💀

    • @alienboi2164
      @alienboi2164 Рік тому +5

      @@Hanjhob I GET THE REFERENCE 😭

    • @Aknapp382
      @Aknapp382 Рік тому +1

      @@Hanjhob damn 😭😭

    • @melissadunton3534
      @melissadunton3534 Рік тому +6

      This made me fr laugh out loud.
      At 3:15 am. And I scared the crap outta my dog. So…more laughter. Thank you!! ✌🏻💕🤣

  • @blueclouds1920
    @blueclouds1920 2 роки тому +11

    Octopus: your breath SMELLY- **dies**

  • @Druggy-Doggo
    @Druggy-Doggo 2 роки тому +125

    Lady Octopus: “where are you going? I can’t take care of these kids alone”
    Octopus: “will you fkn relax, I’m just going out to get some damn cigarettes”

    • @InvictusSolis143
      @InvictusSolis143 2 роки тому +2

      seems like a new species since octopi kill their mates

    • @Sethoffgrid
      @Sethoffgrid 2 роки тому +3

      Well considering male octopi die during post nut clarity, it'd be a win if he actually survived 😀

    • @charlieross4674
      @charlieross4674 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@InvictusSolis143 They also don't smoke, but it's called a joke

    • @InvictusSolis143
      @InvictusSolis143 2 роки тому +1

      @@charlieross4674 i know i just wanted a way to say that fact since i know a random fact like that and i was begging to be able to say it to someone and this conveniently was a way

    • @charlieross4674
      @charlieross4674 2 роки тому +1

      @@InvictusSolis143 actually I never even stopped to consider that you taught me something with that joke, so I apologise and thank you for posting, and furthermore thank you for your good-mannered response to my pedantry. All the best to you in your life

  • @KareFreee
    @KareFreee 2 роки тому +605

    As a Greek who just smashes them against a rock; Imma have to try this, thanks

    • @BrvoGrlY
      @BrvoGrlY Рік тому +13

      Don’t eat octopus

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo Рік тому +28

      ​@@BrvoGrlY Why not

    • @daveshouse8105
      @daveshouse8105 Рік тому +29

      @@ArchonOfAnemo yeah why not? octo is amazing imo

    • @tylermccabe8
      @tylermccabe8 Рік тому +32

      @@BrvoGrlY are you an annoying vegan lol

    • @BrvoGrlY
      @BrvoGrlY Рік тому

      @bob Ross because they’re smarter than your mom. No I’m not a vegan

  • @jordanhaley8623
    @jordanhaley8623 2 роки тому +134

    While I would never eat an octopus, because I am too fascinated by them. At least this guy killed it quickly.

    • @tylermccabe8
      @tylermccabe8 Рік тому +4

      I’m fascinated that they taste so good

  • @lisacannon1015
    @lisacannon1015 2 роки тому +1669

    Bite the eye? 😳

    • @jonnytsunami808_
      @jonnytsunami808_  2 роки тому +702

      Right between the eyes 👀

    • @naomigwolfe8112
      @naomigwolfe8112 2 роки тому +118

      How does that kill it? I thought it was turning the color of your teeth?

    • @CrusadingBacon167
      @CrusadingBacon167 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@naomigwolfe8112 brain + chomp= death

    • @xygo6038
      @xygo6038 2 роки тому +331

      Basically severing the brain stem instantly killing it

    • @Haybee0209
      @Haybee0209 2 роки тому +16

      ​@@jonnytsunami808_ m-m-m yummy eye 😍

  • @brambleproductions
    @brambleproductions 2 роки тому +261

    Oh cool! There's some orange octopi with blue circles at the beach, I'm gonna try this!

  • @chrisgramling9995
    @chrisgramling9995 8 місяців тому +4

    It's very primal when you think about it, no tool, no gadget, just a bite from another kind of predator

  • @Velin4eto
    @Velin4eto 2 роки тому +126

    When he said ‘bite them between the eyes’ and the eyes popped… my souls CRIED 😫😫

    • @spacedigitalfilms3908
      @spacedigitalfilms3908 Рік тому +1

      He never said that.

    • @samiah4648
      @samiah4648 Рік тому +1

      @@spacedigitalfilms3908 they were probably just referring to the text, damn.

    • @BeachMum
      @BeachMum Рік тому

      @@samiah4648 you didn’t hear the “pop”?!

    • @kiyah6224
      @kiyah6224 Рік тому +1

      😥😥😥

  • @hmonglee9816
    @hmonglee9816 2 роки тому +66

    Yknow, I used to think all you did were hilarious videos where you recreate drinks that the one weird lady with the weird accent made, but you're actually well cultured in your tradition and have various skills that not many know. Props brother. Got yourself a subscriber

  • @1ts_Neo
    @1ts_Neo 2 роки тому +79

    *circle of life intensifies*

  • @TheSickleCellWarrior
    @TheSickleCellWarrior Рік тому +33

    “let me SHOW you how to kill these guys”
    *kills it out of frame*

  • @Doge-lf1ny
    @Doge-lf1ny 2 роки тому +25

    How to kill a squid : the Japanese way
    It’s just a karate chop.

  • @olylorenz9884
    @olylorenz9884 Рік тому +73

    Haven’t eaten an octopus since watching “ my octopus teacher”
    😢. Rip fella

  • @thegamingstudio169
    @thegamingstudio169 2 роки тому +6

    Octopus:Jus chillin’ around
    Him:Aight we got a octopus here ima show u guys how to kill it
    Octopus:oh we flyin’ never mind 💀

  • @YooboTr
    @YooboTr 7 місяців тому +2

    Imagine an alien just doing this to humans, you're just enjoying your daily walk then suddenly...
    👽 "Alright, we got a human here, lemme show you how to kill these guys"

  • @ricksanchez71
    @ricksanchez71 2 роки тому +131

    This is important, a lot of island natives and native Americans had respect for the life they consume. This is super humane, the fact that it immediately turned white means 0 brain activity immediately. Respect

    • @KHAITHULU
      @KHAITHULU Рік тому +13

      If u wanna respect it, you could let it live it’s life underwater where it doesn’t just go around bothering humans. That was an intelligent life Taken for no reason other than fuckin UA-cam views and it’s sad asf.

    • @ricksanchez71
      @ricksanchez71 Рік тому +23

      @@KHAITHULU shows what you know about life

    • @Dead_End_Angel
      @Dead_End_Angel Рік тому +20

      ​@@KHAITHULU this guy only wastes coffee drink ingredients, not the animals or meat.

    • @melissadunton3534
      @melissadunton3534 Рік тому +25

      @@KHAITHULU I’m sure it became food. Don’t piss yourself just yet.

    • @_Tac0_
      @_Tac0_ Рік тому +17

      ​@@KHAITHULUno, its just food, and much more humane then what we buy at the store.

  • @lysanderr.malkovich4539
    @lysanderr.malkovich4539 2 роки тому +15

    Point blank 175XP
    Nose breaker
    One shot one kill

  • @williamlopez1196
    @williamlopez1196 Рік тому +3

    "I don't want to eat Timothy, he's my friend!" 😂😂😂👍🏼 Omg he's praying

  • @IBtrollinyoufool
    @IBtrollinyoufool 2 роки тому +34

    You’re as islander as they get. Legit

  • @Football-fanacc
    @Football-fanacc Рік тому +2

    The irs when you don’t pay taxes

    • @SophiaPetrillo_
      @SophiaPetrillo_ 11 місяців тому

      the irs tries to kill you in the most humane way when you don't pay your taxes?

  • @Zeno87
    @Zeno87 2 роки тому +6

    Was that the bite of 87?!

  • @Enolagallardo615
    @Enolagallardo615 2 роки тому +474

    The pop tho Insta kill nice job 🙂👍

    • @Elitaria
      @Elitaria 2 роки тому +1

      First of 380 people to reply!

    • @justbrezzy8562
      @justbrezzy8562 2 роки тому

      Second of 1.5k ppl to reply

  • @Maybeso-i5m
    @Maybeso-i5m 2 роки тому +9

    I’m a vegan so it’s a no for me. But if you eat meat then what’s the problem with this video? He’s going to eat it and he didn’t make it suffer first. You’ll be surprised what some people do to your chicken before you eat it.

    • @quartzskull8772
      @quartzskull8772 2 роки тому +4

      Holy shit is this someone....Sensible?

    • @Maybeso-i5m
      @Maybeso-i5m 2 роки тому +3

      @@quartzskull8772 why yes, yes it is 😎

    • @skebby1235
      @skebby1235 2 роки тому +2

      ​@@Maybeso-i5m holy fucking shit it's someone who has a different opinion yet respects other people's opinions, I thought you guys were extinct??

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому +1

      Eating meat is like scavenging, like a vulture eating a dead animal. It’s not the same as killing an animal yourself. If I had to kill animals for food ide go vegetarian

  • @pbjelly9663
    @pbjelly9663 4 місяці тому +1

    Oh the aliens are coming for you now bro lol

  • @Chillin-fpv
    @Chillin-fpv 2 роки тому +11

    Just make sure it doesn't have blue circles on it before biting into it 🤣

  • @HeeBeeGB
    @HeeBeeGB Рік тому +9

    When your main instinct is to kill something for no reason, you must ask yourself questions

  • @Tokito_263
    @Tokito_263 2 роки тому +12

    Dude
    straight up killed Squidward 💀

  • @Rainjojo
    @Rainjojo Місяць тому

    guy: “let me show you how to kill one”
    Octopus: *mikewazowski scream*

  • @Haybee0209
    @Haybee0209 2 роки тому +464

    NO THE POOR OCTOPUS 😭😭😭

    • @keero1862
      @keero1862 2 роки тому +130

      He would've likely been eaten by something else anyway and animals don't care how they kill their prey this was relatively humane

    • @Haybee0209
      @Haybee0209 2 роки тому +7

      @@keero1862 mmmMmmmMmMmMmmMmmMmm 😭

    • @keero1862
      @keero1862 2 роки тому +48

      @@Haybee0209 Think of it as recycling♻️

    • @gronkykong7863
      @gronkykong7863 2 роки тому +8

      Yummy

    • @beyondtherealmsofdeath
      @beyondtherealmsofdeath 2 роки тому +15

      It’s just an octopus chill

  • @ArtzyLxna
    @ArtzyLxna 2 роки тому +40

    the confidence to bite it bruh 😭id be too scared, I love octopus legs tho

  • @chubbyfluffyatiny5382
    @chubbyfluffyatiny5382 2 роки тому +12

    As someone who loves these animals, i cried

  • @That_oneguythathasYT45
    @That_oneguythathasYT45 Рік тому

    Octopus: *Infinite growing limbs and invisible weak spot*
    Also octopus: AAAAA SOMEONE BITE MY EYES AAAAAA NO IM DEAD AAAAA

  • @AmpGoalltheway6466
    @AmpGoalltheway6466 Рік тому +14

    One of the most intelligent and emotional aquatic lives of all the ocean.

  • @candlelitpeppermintcarniva8509
    @candlelitpeppermintcarniva8509 2 роки тому +26

    Oh wow! That was pretty quick and effective. . .and rhe poor lil guy got to pass away in his water instead of on some kitchen counter.
    In terms of preparing a creature for food, pretty quick.

  • @Eyedonutno
    @Eyedonutno 2 роки тому +18

    Bro, I’ve never seen anything more badass.

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому

      How the hell is this badass? Do you think killing small children is badass? Because octopi are of comparable intelligence

    • @Eyedonutno
      @Eyedonutno 2 роки тому

      @@AusEditz248, bro, he fucking popped the fuck out of that octopus, then the shit turned white. Cool as hell.

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому +2

      @@Eyedonutno it’s not badass bro like I said they’re as smart as litiral children

    • @bernardinoalvarado9314
      @bernardinoalvarado9314 Рік тому

      ​@@AusEditz248 but they taste better. It's not for fun moron, it's for food

  • @micahdale
    @micahdale Рік тому

    Octopus: I JUST WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY MY GUY WTH?!?!

  • @whitelotus6449
    @whitelotus6449 Рік тому +3

    Bruhv keep coming with your video's. Ignore the haters cause your numbers are growing...and numbers don't lie. Miss Hawaii...now living Mainland cause i couldn't afford to live there. God Bless from Pearl City

  • @chrisp.balzac3931
    @chrisp.balzac3931 2 роки тому +7

    Apparently nobody in these comments has eaten octopus before.

    • @breadslithering78
      @breadslithering78 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly some people are crying and crapping themselves bc of this-

    • @David-id2ks
      @David-id2ks Рік тому +1

      I used to but stopped once I learned how intelligent they are.

  • @danielle7903
    @danielle7903 2 роки тому +16

    I watched a 13 year old boy catch and rip off an octopus head in 2 seconds. Massive octopus he was too. Was insane

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому

      Horrible

    • @danielle7903
      @danielle7903 Рік тому

      @@AusEditz248 yeah was horrible but this boy lives off the land and knows how to kill quick so they never suffer.

  • @Jcs919
    @Jcs919 Рік тому +1

    Now I know how to kill an octopus. It’s to bite between the eyes

  • @animater19
    @animater19 2 роки тому +4

    DID I JUST SEE THE COLOR LEAVE THE OCTOPUS BODY RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES?!😭💀

  • @RipBananBoy
    @RipBananBoy 2 роки тому +5

    Bro just grabs it by the next and starts eating it 🥲

  • @itsaboutbeingherenow8076
    @itsaboutbeingherenow8076 2 роки тому +23

    I'm going through the cough-fee videos laughing and umm well..just going to continue..

    • @Crystal-Jem
      @Crystal-Jem 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 2 роки тому +1

      Good for you and your moral high ground, lmao God get a life

  • @SpiltMyBrain999
    @SpiltMyBrain999 Рік тому

    Poor octopus bro was minding his own business just to get killed by some guy 😂

  • @adylenedennis
    @adylenedennis 2 роки тому +103

    I could never-

  • @maganwinston
    @maganwinston 2 роки тому +10

    I wish I would get ANY close to a live octopus-

  • @v1760side
    @v1760side 2 роки тому +6

    Fun fact, octopuses are now illegal to kill in many nations because they are recognized as sentient creatures. That and it has been proven by UK scientists that crabs and lobsters do feel pain. Don't mind me though

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому

      Sad that the comments pointing out how cruel this is have zero likes and comments and the comments posted by fucking thick-skulled morons saying: ‘good job, so satisfying and fascinating!’ Are just blowing up.

    • @GamingJake13
      @GamingJake13 Рік тому +1

      Yey

    • @omarqasem3663
      @omarqasem3663 Рік тому

      Are cows not sentient?

    • @omarqasem3663
      @omarqasem3663 Рік тому

      So you can't eat what you want if a guy in a lab coat doesn''t like it?@@dailynbreceda8184

    • @jesseestep6222
      @jesseestep6222 9 місяців тому

      @@dailynbreceda8184why???? I only eat octopus and squid is my diet not allowed but that one is??

  • @excesssa
    @excesssa Рік тому

    First time watching I was like “damn, not the asshole!!” 😂

  • @s72-h6i
    @s72-h6i 2 роки тому +4

    You just blinded him and caused immense pain

  • @crusader7653
    @crusader7653 2 роки тому +11

    Isn't there a trick where if you karate chop right above the eyes it kills it? Or is that just for squid

    • @unrecovery.
      @unrecovery. 2 роки тому +3

      i think that might be for squids yeah

  • @Khoi_1307
    @Khoi_1307 2 роки тому +3

    Bro peta is out for this man rn💀

    • @TarasTactics
      @TarasTactics 8 місяців тому

      Peta was stealing people's pets off of porches and killing them before 24 hours. They act like they care on paper and for virtue signaling, but it's not the organization people have been led to believe it is.

  • @raycoopthemenace7378
    @raycoopthemenace7378 Рік тому +1

    The octopus like "BROOO IM NEWWW" If ykyk🤣

  • @KuraiKuroNeko
    @KuraiKuroNeko 2 роки тому +13

    Hope you made some Heʻe Poké with that one!

  • @natureislifesounds5518
    @natureislifesounds5518 Рік тому +3

    After this I think is enough Internet for me today 😔

  • @IndigoFireFandubs
    @IndigoFireFandubs 2 роки тому +4

    "We got an octopus here -"
    😃
    "I'm gonna show you guys how to kill these guys!"
    😱
    "Bite between the eyes"
    👁👄👁

  • @antwonsmalls452
    @antwonsmalls452 Рік тому +4

    Friendly reminder that octopuses are about as smart as toddle, that thing was probably unbelievably terrified

  • @crowsvoyage
    @crowsvoyage Рік тому +3

    rip my mans octopus prime 💯 he ain't do nothing wrong 💯💯 we need justice 🗣️🗣️💯🔥

  • @travisshamasco4223
    @travisshamasco4223 2 роки тому

    Octopus be like WAIT HANG ON STOP YOU DON’T WANT TO DO THIS I’VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY DON’T DO IT NOOO

  • @spicnug13
    @spicnug13 2 роки тому +23

    I was watching coo-fee videos then it went to That poor octopus being bit-

  • @playstation.e7703
    @playstation.e7703 2 роки тому +7

    There's a boys reference here somewhere .
    AIAIAIAIIIII GOT THIS

    • @DignanDerkin
      @DignanDerkin 2 роки тому

      free fleshlights all over the ocean floor

  • @apollomommy7364
    @apollomommy7364 2 роки тому +4

    Are you on Oahu? I live on Oahu tho I'm usually Big Island, would love to learn to do salt water fishing from someone with experience sometime, I want to teach my son when he's big enough :)

    • @Oventheif
      @Oventheif 2 роки тому

      He lives on Kauai

    • @apollomommy7364
      @apollomommy7364 2 роки тому +2

      @@Oventheif makes sense, I figured it couldn't be Oahu because the locations he goes to remind me more of Big Island lol

  • @brandyyolidio4213
    @brandyyolidio4213 7 місяців тому

    Shark: Hey, we gotta human here...
    Only fair mate!

  • @sophierescigno5064
    @sophierescigno5064 2 роки тому +4

    bro lucky that's probably the freshest octopus dinner you could possibly have 😭🙏🏻 I love eating octopus but it's so hard to find good and fresh products at the local fish market lately

  • @faiths8027
    @faiths8027 2 роки тому +17

    But why?! Don't kill them, they're super intelligent. Make friends with them. 😭

    • @amandapayne75
      @amandapayne75 Рік тому +5

      Because they are extremely good for our brains and tasty

    • @BeachMum
      @BeachMum Рік тому

      @@amandapayne75 apparently not if you’re dumb enough to kill one to eat!

    • @bando1054
      @bando1054 Рік тому

      @@amandapayne75 shit nasty af 🤢 let them shits be

    • @8lec_R
      @8lec_R Рік тому

      ​@@amandapayne75lol. Nice joke
      The only good thing for your brain is learning new stuff and applying it IRL.

  • @JRC5793
    @JRC5793 2 роки тому +7

    Daaaaamn Boy!! YOU ARE FIIIIIIINE😍😍

    • @Ravenlol
      @Ravenlol 2 роки тому +4

      Caught me mad off guard😭😭😭☠️

    • @jellybean-1423
      @jellybean-1423 2 роки тому

      You think a animal killer is fine . Fucking sick

    • @ohwow3398
      @ohwow3398 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@jellybean-1423 You need to chill man. Put your opinions aside and realize that people eat animals.

    • @jellybean-1423
      @jellybean-1423 2 роки тому

      @@ohwow3398 first off.. I'm not a man. Second I can say what I want. It's a free country, and there wouldn't be a comment place, if we couldn't leave comments. So back the f off.

    • @jellybean-1423
      @jellybean-1423 2 роки тому

      @@ohwow3398 also, the comment they made had nothing to do with the animal, stupid

  • @jayakaur9412
    @jayakaur9412 2 роки тому

    Plot twist ..he's playing dead and when he least expects it, grows more tentacles and returns the favour 🤣

  • @mjsliberiangirl.
    @mjsliberiangirl. 2 роки тому +5

    BRO THE OCTOPUS DIDNT DESERVE THIS-

  • @antares8476
    @antares8476 2 роки тому +13

    I don't know how I am feeling now. I think I just scroll🤣

  • @vectordarklord7919
    @vectordarklord7919 2 роки тому +4

    Or you know don't kill something that's been proven to have the intelligence of a young child.

    • @theboywhoisnot7926
      @theboywhoisnot7926 2 роки тому

      fooooooooood

    • @AusEditz248
      @AusEditz248 2 роки тому +1

      @@theboywhoisnot7926 I can tell how smart you are because as soon as someone bring up an actual point you respond with a single word over and over like a child

    • @faber3813
      @faber3813 Рік тому

      @@theboywhoisnot7926 Children can be food too

  • @Sovietmapper9390
    @Sovietmapper9390 Рік тому +1

    Imagine that’s how davy jones died in POC instead of stabbing his heart

  • @LiberPater777
    @LiberPater777 2 роки тому +7

    I'ma try this with the ones that have the little blue rings.

  • @hannahelyse2671
    @hannahelyse2671 2 роки тому +11

    Rest in Peace, little buddy.

  • @Definitely_n0t_jade
    @Definitely_n0t_jade 2 роки тому +87

    Boom 💥
    RIP octopus 🐙

    C:。ミ

    • @steveharringtonloverbruh2758
      @steveharringtonloverbruh2758 2 роки тому

      ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

    • @xelqve
      @xelqve 2 роки тому +2

      Google really hit you with the "Translate to English"

    • @Definitely_n0t_jade
      @Definitely_n0t_jade 2 роки тому

      @@xelqve 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sill.yb0nes
      @sill.yb0nes 2 роки тому +1

      @@xelqve Well it is a Japanese symbol at the end tbf

  • @mersarultmit5577
    @mersarultmit5577 6 місяців тому

    dat soul left rq before the teeth sunk in...soul knew the assignment

  • @shellyahuja500
    @shellyahuja500 2 роки тому +13

    What happen if we bite eyes will it bleed or it will be brutal

    • @chikasako7597
      @chikasako7597 2 роки тому

      I dont think an octopuses have blood, im probably wrong though🙃

    • @chikasako7597
      @chikasako7597 2 роки тому

      I dont know alot ab octopuses

  • @dixonuranus8099
    @dixonuranus8099 2 роки тому +5

    I think I'm in that weird part of youtube, again