finally something to fall asleep to, i haven’t slept in 85 years, i have insomnia & add & adhd & autism & scoliosis & kidney failure & diabetes & heartburn & shaken baby syndrome & gambling addiction & a bum foot & radiation poisoning from the tomar emeralds. thank you bro i’m going to listen to this every night
ASMR of Zach Hadel breaking into my house... something I didn't know I wanted, but now glad that it exists. Kudos for a well-crafted goblin experience.
This is terrifying because Zach and Tomar did this to me. Tomar kept beating me up while Zach was screaming and then left a homunculus in my bathroom that I can’t get rid of :(
I have PTSD, extreme paranoia, ego death, paralysis from my toenails to the tip top of my hair follicles after watching this and I'm genuinely scared for my life.
I was just vibing to the Mario 64 soundtrack, literally instantly put me into chill mode. And that fucking knock threw me to the floor in a pure state of fear, it was horrible. I genuinely was dazed, sweaty, and super confused. Great ASMR 10/10 !!!
This has happened to me 3 times already while i was gooning, i keep telling him it isnt ok to break into people's houses but he just keeps making hypoteticals and forces me to answer them.
Dude it was slow at work and I had headphones on, when that knocking first happened I thought it was someone pissed at me for sitting around, and when I looked to find no one I thought I was having a stroke
Dude I have my airpods in and I was listening to oneyplays comps, the this played on auto play. The knocks confused the fuck out of me, they sounded like they were really around me. Then Zach came in and obliterated me
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30k? i love you all
You forgot the 20 minutes explanation of him telling you that he is both green AND retired
Apologies, battle brother
as if he would tell you the secrets
Zach Hadle breaks into your house while Oney's disembodied voice laughs in the distance
finally something to fall asleep to, i haven’t slept in 85 years, i have insomnia & add & adhd & autism & scoliosis & kidney failure & diabetes & heartburn & shaken baby syndrome & gambling addiction & a bum foot & radiation poisoning from the tomar emeralds. thank you bro i’m going to listen to this every night
Everywhere Zach goes, Chris is sure to follow
The knocking scared the shit out of me
"I Think I got a Bullet Wound" lmfaoooo
It's okay, he just came in to discuss his ailments.
This played automatically in my earphones and woke me up, literally with cold sweats
This would make for a great point and click adventure.
I thought the noises were coming from outside my house, but then I saw a 2 inch tall man run under my stove when I turned on the kitchen light.
Inspector Hadel is always on duty.
“Go go Tomar Erection.”
can't wait for the analog horror version
Don't tempt me
as a wise man once said "dew it"
How to break in
Step 1: Knock
Should I do another one of these?
Yes
Yeah
Can you put this on Soundcloud so I can scare the shit out of my friends with music bots?
oh my
i edged to this
Hydrate for the Zach and Tomar go to best buy
He just wants to grab your sandwiches with his bare hands and throw his head back.
*Grabs gun*
This is an absolutely beautiful creation. Thank you.
I like how I thought someone was actually knocking on my window at first
(this is great I love it)
That knock scared the absolute shit out of me
i legit checked my wall
I was sitting on the toilet and legit thought someone was in the shower next to me knocking
I live in the hood and thought someone was popping off rounds across the street through my headphones
I read your comment and knew what was coming and it still spooked me.
Why does everyone freak out over knocking?
ASMR of Zach Hadel breaking into my house... something I didn't know I wanted, but now glad that it exists. Kudos for a well-crafted goblin experience.
I use this to fall asleep to every night. The peaceful sounds of Zach Hadel breaking into my room gets me sleeping like a baby. Thanks!
The pleasure is mine
What an adorable little critter *gives it a biiiiiiig smoochies*
Can I get a big slobbery smooch on my bald head too?
I knew that damn knock sound was coming and it still scared the shit out of me lmao
This is terrifying because Zach and Tomar did this to me. Tomar kept beating me up while Zach was screaming and then left a homunculus in my bathroom that I can’t get rid of :(
I have PTSD, extreme paranoia, ego death, paralysis from my toenails to the tip top of my hair follicles after watching this and I'm genuinely scared for my life.
This paralyzed my pecker
me 2
I was just vibing to the Mario 64 soundtrack, literally instantly put me into chill mode. And that fucking knock threw me to the floor in a pure state of fear, it was horrible. I genuinely was dazed, sweaty, and super confused. Great ASMR 10/10 !!!
As a true oneyplays fan this is the best thing to ever be put on the face of the internet
Thank you Mango
That was terrifying, I was just expecting to be removed from my skin at any moment
This has happened to me 3 times already while i was gooning, i keep telling him it isnt ok to break into people's houses but he just keeps making hypoteticals and forces me to answer them.
Zach approaches your ear:
" l y l e w a k e u p t h e y h i t t h e p e n t a g o n "
okay the door knock is too real with headphones my heart actually stopped for a sec lol
AHre you in, OR AHre you OUWt
Y-youre the one who's out Fogle, out of your mind
@@OuroborusX out of your Green Gobbulus asshole
whats the fappening forum?
Pretty cool. I would have isolated Zach's voice when he said "hello down there" and removed Chris laughing. Still made me lol tho
Do it you won't
I read this as "(ASMR) Zach Hadel BREATHES Into Your House" which is vastly more terrifying
Lmaoo
jesus fuck i forgot this was playing in the background and thought someone had climbed up to my window
Zach, what are you doing in the Valley? If anything I fear more for your safety than mine. Well...about the same that I fear on a daily basis anyway.
Christ I'm sitting on the shitter with earbuds and the volume way too high the first knock damn near sent me through the left wall I flinched so hard
miss oppotunity of use the "hello sleppy head" bit
bro that fucking knocking gave me a heart attack
i wish zach would fill me up like a pinata
Watching this at 2am and the left panned knock fucked me up so badly
How nice of him to knock first
One time I was jelqing and this happened to me. I’ve never been able to sleep since.
Aww, he's telling how he's doing before going down for the bone 😊
missed opportunity to have him do the "LET ME INNN" screech from that dinosaur game
Damn dude, you're right lol
10/10 I love you for making this.
Thank you Roachdogg, i loved your website
@@OuroborusX It was my daddy dearest, who made the site. It filled everyone with delight.
Missed opportunity to use the "LET ME INNNNNNN!!!" shriek when the windows are locked.
The knock was so good I had to recheck that it wasn’t real like 4 times
well atlesat he didnt start throwing hands in my face & going "duh! duh! duh! duh!"
As soon as I heard the first knock automatically, unconsciously I turn my head to my patio door XD great sound design
quite literally shit myself
You think this scares me NO this is the best possible outcome for creature fans such as myself
My whole body reacted to that.
I got scared then he just started talking and I was like "alrighty then"
Man, those skinwalkers in the woods are getting more clever.
I legit thought someone was knocking on the wall around me 😨😭
You owe me a new pair of britches.
IT GREW BACK
Dont you ever have one of those dreams in which he enters through the window?☺
HELLO DOWN THERE
I SA- I SAY, HELLO DOWN THERE!
If Zach Hadel broke into my house I would make sure he didn’t leave before taking every valuable thing I owned
The slime between my toes is bubbling from fear
This is why the internet was created
the door sounds like a FART
Is the song the one from Shia lebouf movie? Recognize it
Super Mario 64
Dude it was slow at work and I had headphones on, when that knocking first happened I thought it was someone pissed at me for sitting around, and when I looked to find no one I thought I was having a stroke
lmaoo
I love hearing that little guy invade my home and steal my belongings and life from me.
Dude I have my airpods in and I was listening to oneyplays comps, the this played on auto play. The knocks confused the fuck out of me, they sounded like they were really around me. Then Zach came in and obliterated me
I listen to this with headphones on it’s terrifying not even joking 😂
I like the oney giggle when he says, “hello down there”
The Oney one will happen eventually