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13:12 DK: "If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?" DD: "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances." DK: *"There is no God."*
@@turbobist2889 "Jesus please! No more! (Shoots again) "Stop! Please I-" (Shoots again) "I think I'm gonna throw up!" "Let's make sure that doesn't happen by *stuffing it back down!* " (Shoots 3 more times)
4:07 “It’s all written here in my big book of STUPID ideas!” That line gets me every time, just because it sounds exactly like something Rare would’ve actually put into one of their games.
The scary thing about this is that it shows how powerful Uncle Al is. So if he wanted to, he could straight up make a really well-written Abridged series other than shitposting
INFLATION YOU HAVE THE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE
"You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create build a robot with an uncanny ressemblance to the Sasquatch." "Well , when you put it like that..."
"INFLATION?!" "YOU HOLD THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?!!" I honestly had myself laughing so hard. Props to you Al.
Cranky Kong:”INFLATION-YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” Me: W H E E E Z E
"If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?" "Nope! I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole, regardless of your living circumstances." "There is no god." My personal favorite bit.
List of changes: -The Crystal Coconut is now called the Crystal TD and its his internet. -Cranky looks at DK in weird angles. -The scene where Cranky talks about K Rool becomes a scene where Cranky hates inflation. -DK tried to say the N word. -The part where Diddy talks about how DK is a bit reckless is replaced with him talking about his health problems and longer. -Diddy shows his tail to K Rool. -The strength loss is changed. In the original, it was a curse by saying "Snip snip power slip, your a whimp and thats it" before cutting hair. Instead, his strength does come from his hair. -Robo Clone Candys song is shorter due to her malfunctioning. -Krusha now acts like a dog. -DKs battle with Krusha becomes a pokemon battle. -K Rool puts the Crystal in his rrrreectum. -Funky Kong is now a jamacian. -Bluster forgets to pay his propeller bills. -Candy and Bluster plant a listerine tree(Don't ask how) instead of a hair growing banana tree(Meaning that there was no new bananas that appeared). -Diddy puts multiple bananas in DK instead of one. -Instead of the Crystal returning, it possibly got permanently lost because DK is a dumb monkey.
The first words uttered in this masterpiece is “don’t go looking in my closet. You might find my poop sock. Get away from there. That’s where I poop.” Humanity has truly evolved
Cranky saying “You have the power of god at your fingertips, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION? What the hell is wrong with you?!” That spoke to me on a personal level.
It's almost eerie how well you match ALL the actual voices of the show, down to K Rool's particular way of talking. Which, admittedly makes it a little jarring to hear Diddy's voice say "Look, all I'm saying is it's not gay if there's no penetration!" All in all, you deserve a gold sta-... a golden banana!
Sargent: Ok sir so the plan is we make a huminiode robot that looks exactly like DK’s girlfriend King Rool: So you guys weren’t able to find a plan to cut DK’s hair but you were able to make a cyborg? Sargent: Well.....um.....yes actually
"She's here. You gotta fuck right off, ditty!" This is amazing. The DK, Ditty, and K Rool impressions are so top-notch. Best thing I've seen this week.
🤔 They can’t seem to decide if they’re going to keep making dragon ball dubs or not, they said they were quitting dragon ball only to keep making dragon ball content. Plus their “original” content sucks, I stopped watching them.
"Inflation?! You have the power of GOD at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION?!" Fucking one-shotted me. This is gonna be a damn good series.
Hey Al, I’m sure you’ve been told you do a great Mr Krabs and that you know about the upcoming Spongebob BFBBRH game. They’re still using that terrible understudy for Clancy Brown and Ernest Borgnine. I had this idea that a good impressionist like you could record the lines in the game and pass it off to the inevitable modding community. Could you do that? You’d be a real hero!
DeathLord1212000 I know, purple lamp nor Viacom may ever do it which is why we the fans need to do this job ourselves by modding in a new voice. I’d record the lines my self but I can’t match a pitch nearly as low as Mr Krabs or Mermaid Man so fingers crossed Al will do it.
@@DeathLord1212000 From what I've heard, he's very busy and moves between projects a lot. It's probably too much effort for the devs to get him to record just a few lines.
"You heard dem, crock-suckas!" I swear that voice was so good I had to pause and remember this is not the original (which I just watched like 2 days ago)
"INFLATION??" I laughed at that probably more than I should have. I'm an artist (not for inflation, that ain't my kink, and I still don't crank out enough art on a regular basis to get around to making kink art anyway), and I'm on the internet, so... yeah, personal experience of seeing it pop up various places. I enjoy poking a little bit of light fun at it.
If this is truly a new series, our favorite Uncle has blessed us with the greatest of gifts. 10 Banana Slammas outta 10. Would search with the Crystal Tiddy again.
They're all pretty good but the K. Rool voice is the apex. I don't think I've heard anyone do a good impression of DKC Cartoon K. Rool before, though I may not have heard anyone _attempt_ an impression of him before...
My personal favorite bit was: K. Rool: "GENERAAAAAL KLUMP! Have you finished coming up with a gameplan yet, hm?" Klump: "Well, uh, this idea of yours is rather ass-backwards so we built a robot to make a plan for us instead." K. Rool: "You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to DESIGN and CREATE a robot with an uncanny resemblance... TO THE SASQUATCH." Klump: "Uhh... Well, when you put it like that I uh-" K. Rool: "FORGET IT! She's DISGUSTING! Just like the real thing! Does it work?" Robo Candy: *opens her eyes* K. Rool: *makes a sound more fitting for a squid than a crocodile* Robo Candy: *starts saying the word bitch over and over again* K. Rool: "WHY is it doing that." Klump: "Weeell that what it does when it spots big fat ugly dipshits like yourself, your flabbiness." K. Rool: "I'm going to pretend I didn't just HEAR that. PUT IT TOGETHER!" Seriously, I was laughing my ass off during the entire exchange.
As someone who's played all the dk country games, dk64, loved the legend of crystal coconut "movie" and live for shitposts. This has the power to reverse the atrocity that is 2020.
![hooks [ytp]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZxqCv9Pf1ZU/mqdefault.jpg)
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I'm just glad Abridging is still a thing
Uncle Al this is amazing I can’t wait for part 2 this is the best shit ever
Please check out my comment about a spongebob voice job we need you for
Hey do you need help with editing?
This is probably gonna be one of my favorite series to watch in general
“That roof protects my sins from god!”
“What the hell are these *TIEEEEES maaaan,* I’m winging out!”
@@bananabird1844 "DK! DK, HEEEY, YA UP THERE, MAN?!?"
Jackson Loves Horror “EY DIDDY! WHAT’S GUCCI MY NI-“
@@bananabird1844 NO don't say it!! You know that word gives me gas!!
*pfft*
Mr. Santoonz “sorry, just hop on into that IKEA mobile and I’ll give you a lift”
I love how Cranky Kong straight up just sounds like Gilbert Gottfried
With a hint of Coach Steve
Honestly, that was hilarious!!!
With a highly questionable search history.
That’s what I thought
That's what I said
Alternate title : Uncle Al talking to himself for 15 minutes due to quarantine insanity
Underrated
You can clearly hear him talk to his imaginary girlfriend and boyfriend too.
Who doesn't do that?
E
@Mister Darkness Alright We shouldn't put it past him.
There was another voice actor bruh.
13:12
DK: "If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?"
DD: "Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances."
DK: *"There is no God."*
Open wide.
(Shoots banana in belly)
@@turbobist2889 "That's it."
"You've done it."
*"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*
@@nicholasegg0284 N-no, thats good, that means its working.
(Shoots one more banana and hair grows)
Holy Sh*t, I feel Amazing!
@@turbobist2889 "Jesus please! No more!
(Shoots again)
"Stop! Please I-"
(Shoots again)
"I think I'm gonna throw up!"
"Let's make sure that doesn't happen by *stuffing it back down!* "
(Shoots 3 more times)
4:07 “It’s all written here in my big book of STUPID ideas!”
That line gets me every time, just because it sounds exactly like something Rare would’ve actually put into one of their games.
They need to make a reboot of this show and just have AL voice every single character (minus Candy)
You should do an Abridged version of Bear in the big blue house
No, he should especially voice Candy
Holy shit! It's the crispy rat
I mean, he could voice Candy. Jaleel White voiced a male and female hedgehog in Sonic Underground.
@@Medachod jaleel voiced sonia?
"DK, it's 4pm, time for your strength-reducing haircut"
"Yes Candy"
Looking back I realize that probably wasn't exactly a great idea
"I'LL SHOWER YOU WITH COCONUT CREAM PIE"
- DK
Ok.
Kinky
Thank you internet for ruining this line
"LOOK AT MY CRYSTAL TIDDY"
"I bet there is get a look of this"
-diddy
I can't wait to see the cover of "Metalhead"! This is easily one of my favorite abridged series.
I really did not expect you here today
What exactly is Metalhead? I don't think it's a Donkey Kong Country episode.
DUCKWEED WANT TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Tate Pennick It’s the main song from the episode “The Big Switcharoo”
I didn't knew you watch Uncle Al, I'm glad I subscribe to your channel
The way they roast Candy is a gift to humanity
Slightly reminds me of the way they crew would do it to Leela in the first few seasons of Futurama.
The scary thing about this is that it shows how powerful Uncle Al is. So if he wanted to, he could straight up make a really well-written Abridged series other than shitposting
69 likes
His power makes even Shaggy check his closet before going to sleep.
No, no he has a point
LETS ENABLE THAT SHIT
@@marxjester9802 a shaggy meme in 2020?
oh no
Every Uncle Al Shitpost is funnier every upload!
Is it a shitpost if it’s high quality?
Shitpost? You mean piece of art, right?
@@alenkooooooooooooooooooooooooo *Ah yes.*
This one is probably the funniest
This isn’t a shitpost!
That…is….Cinema!
"I will now commit jump die"
King K Rool 6/6/2020
rest in papayas: King K Rool
he'd protec
he'd attacc
but most importantly
*he had too many big mac*
i find it hilarious that the crocs are smarter in this version than their canon counterparts
You mean aside from K. Rool?
*krocs
*Kroks
*kronks
@@pyro1436 Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
Considering all the pervy things he does in this episode alone I don't think Cranky has the right to kinkshame people with an inflation fetish
INFLATION YOU HAVE THE HAVE THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE
He may be gross, but he at least he has standards.
@@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv there low but he has them
As a guy with an Inflation Fetish, this made me love this more.
The lot of this is extremely questionable
How Uncle Al doesn't crack up during some of these lines is beyond me
He has to record a few hundred takes for each line
Or he might actually just be insane
Practice, most likely
He has the actual power of God in his fingertips.
@@Quickdrawingartist But he chooses to watch inflation. What is wrong with him...
"Pork your pals, before your gals." -Konkey Dong 2020
kinky kong
donkey dong
dongkey kong
kong dong
kinkey dong
dongkey konkey
konk donkey
konk kong
kong kong
@@IdiotToonz ?
Cocks before Thots
Dildos before Himbo's
Protection before Erection
"That's it..."
"You've done it..."
*"I'm entering cardiac arrest."*
"No no that's good! That means it's working!"
"Holy Shit I Feel Amazing"
"I think I'm gonna throw up."
"Let's make sure that doesn't happen... by STUFFING IT BACK DOWN!"
"If I pretend I'm dead will you leave"
"Nope, I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole regardless of your living circumstances"
"There is no God."
"You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to design and create build a robot with an uncanny ressemblance to the Sasquatch."
"Well , when you put it like that..."
Forget it. She’s disgusting! Just like the real thing. Does it work?
@@TheRoomforImprovement *Robots eyes open*
K.Rool: *Scared gibberish*
@@yourlocalnerd5981 robot: betch, betch, betch, betch, betch
@@damemedealerr WHY is it doing that?
10:41 DD: Hey you hear that? JAMAICAN INCOMING!
CK: FINALLY, it's been days since I ordered that grass.
Hello. Do you underst-
Ah yes, Diddy Dong
@@doomdemon1205 Funky Kong:I Speak English ya Dipsy trailer trash honkey!
@@michaelhinton8530 Oh, well…you don’t gotta call me names :/
@@doomdemon1205 _I heard that K Rool has the Crystal?.._
"INFLATION?!"
"YOU HOLD THE POWER OF GOD IN YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?!!"
I honestly had myself laughing so hard. Props to you Al.
Airplane Girls or Anthropomorphic Planes are one of the most fucked up things
Even Transformation...
My parents just yelled at me because I was fucking wheezing
That's genuinely one of the funniest lines I have ever heard.
@@ScumSookar says alot with your pfp
The voice of King K Rool actually sounds like the guy from the show.
Diddy is so spot-on it's scary
Uncle Al should voice K. Rool in Smash
Uncle AL should voice everything
@@donkeykong5900 While I do agree, then Uncle Al would get old and become less special than he is already. :)
It reminds me of Ed Bighead from Rockos Modern Life
And Funky sounds EXACTLY like Hermes from Futurama
First words to be said in the episode: Don't go looking in my closet, you'll find my poop sock.
Me: This series is gonna be amazing.
Ya damn right it will be.
K. Rool: You were unable to make a plan to cut a monkeys hair. Yet, you are able to construct a robot with an uncanny resemblance...to the sasquatch?
Uh...well when you put it like that uh...
@@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Forget it. She's disgusting. Just like the real thing. Does it work?
Starfishman13 👁👄👁
@@kaijukirby6424 K. Rool: Yipe!!!
Starfishman13 (repeatedly says b****)
9:15
"Me Donkey"
"Me strong"
"Me gonna open a big can of beans"
It's like poetry!
...
...
...
“Wait what did he just Say?”
Here comes, lemme at em!
@@rachaelchampion6195 …
To infinity and beyond
@@zaydenwilliams9377 this isn’t effective
It’s just embarrassing
Cranky Kong:”INFLATION-YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”
Me: W H E E E Z E
SHIT IT'S THE HORNY POLICE
IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CALLING THEM
@@arrivedknight7632 I need an mp4 of that entire clip, that has useful applications.
Cranky doesn't really have the right to kinkshame considering he has a crystal orb to look at his grandson in "Perveted" angles.
1:09 Try slow motion lol 0.25
This is like watching a UA-cam Poop but it actually has a plot
There's a few YTPs that have a plot. YTPs like those from NPCarllson and MoBrosStudios, for example. But yeah, it really does.
Grayson Crockett Back then, all you needed to make a YTP was to add wAcKy EfFeCtS and there you go
And it’s not offensive and actually funny
*Skellington's Revenge would like to have a quick chat with you.*
I mean...that’s pretty much the original show
This seems like an appropriate time to mention that Donkey Kong Country: The Series, is available to stream for free on Tubi TV.
f**k yeah !
So is sonic underground
oh.....
Oh hell yeah.
The whole series is on UA-cam too, in season playlists.
"If I pretend I'm dead, will you leave?"
"Nope! I'll keep stuffing bananas down your hole, regardless of your living circumstances."
"There is no god."
My personal favorite bit.
Open Wide.
(Shoots banana in mouth)
My favorite is
"maybe that's for the best your fat chunky-ness"
"I don't remember asking"
That roof protects my sins from god!
Turbobist 28 Jesus, please! No more!
List of changes:
-The Crystal Coconut is now called the Crystal TD and its his internet.
-Cranky looks at DK in weird angles.
-The scene where Cranky talks about K Rool becomes a scene where Cranky hates inflation.
-DK tried to say the N word.
-The part where Diddy talks about how DK is a bit reckless is replaced with him talking about his health problems and longer.
-Diddy shows his tail to K Rool.
-The strength loss is changed. In the original, it was a curse by saying "Snip snip power slip, your a whimp and thats it" before cutting hair. Instead, his strength does come from his hair.
-Robo Clone Candys song is shorter due to her malfunctioning.
-Krusha now acts like a dog.
-DKs battle with Krusha becomes a pokemon battle.
-K Rool puts the Crystal in his rrrreectum.
-Funky Kong is now a jamacian.
-Bluster forgets to pay his propeller bills.
-Candy and Bluster plant a listerine tree(Don't ask how) instead of a hair growing banana tree(Meaning that there was no new bananas that appeared).
-Diddy puts multiple bananas in DK instead of one.
-Instead of the Crystal returning, it possibly got permanently lost because DK is a dumb monkey.
It's actually a crystal titty now
Not to mention that Diddy almost got DK to get into cardiac arrest
You forgot the fact that Cranky's roof protects his sins from god.
Also, the Klaptraps are now “crackheads”.
You forgot the barrel being named the IKEA Mobile now.
The first words uttered in this masterpiece is “don’t go looking in my closet. You might find my poop sock. Get away from there. That’s where I poop.” Humanity has truly evolved
It’s evolving, Just forward
Scp 999 YOU MADE ME CHOKE ON FOOD XD
The Awesome O lol thanks
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THESE HUMANS!
(Get The Reference?)
@@nintendude4287 planet of the apes? Other wise I don’t know
“That roof protects my sins from God!”
Jesus, Cranky what have you done that angered God that much?
God lacks x-ray vision that allows him to see thru houses
He drops MANY hints throughout this though.
It's all in the crystal tiddy's search history.
what HASN'T he done?
Knight 2-1 I lost it at that part
All of UA-cam: "Abridging is dead"
Uncle Al: hold on to this blunt for me
It helps when you have enough VA'ing range and a lax enough sense of channel humor that you can just play every character yourself.
Since when is abridging dead?
Abridging is immortal.
@@moonmannd7501 except for candy
Private Information tfs is done with dbza
"Me Donkey!"
"Me STRONG!"
"mE gO oPeN bIg CaN oF *bEaN!!!"*
wait, what did he just say?
*quotes random movie lines*
@@doomdemon1205 why did you mark this as a reply? the two of us are the only people replying to this guy
Ooh, doggy like pat pat.
*punch*
lyrics:
''DON'T GO LOOKING IN MY CLOSET''
''YOU MIGHT FIND MY POOP SOCK''
''GET AWAY FROM THERE''
''THATS WHERE I POOP!''
Donkey kongs flesh hair is the most disturbing thing about this
So What if someone Cut it
@@mr.xtheknight4759 His skull would show.
@@7473R and he would be Bleeding out
Tate Pennick I think it’s extra skin
I didn’t even realize anything about his head until you said something
"INFLATION? you have the power of god at your fingertips, and you chose to watch INFLATION?"
-Cranky Kong
yes
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
"That roof protects my sins from God!"
-Cranky Kong
I'm not even 3 minutes in and my lungs are about to collapse.
XD
"DONKEY KOOOOOOOOOO-"
‐CRANKY KONG 5 SECONDS AFTER
“You heard him, Croc-suckers! Prepare the crackheads!”
-General Klump, 2020
Krackhead #1: I’m so fucking high right now!!!
Krackhead #2: I have the munchies.
@@TaurusAnimations-z6xCranky: YOU ASSHOLES!!! THAT ROOF PROTECTS MY SINS FROM GOD!!!!
DONKEY *KOOOOOOOOONG!-*
WTH are these ties, man? I'm wiggin out!
@@kathyfreebury5713DK! DK hey ya up there man?
Cranky saying “You have the power of god at your fingertips, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION? What the hell is wrong with you?!”
That spoke to me on a personal level.
You have an inflation fetish?
Don't get me wrong - I'm not gonna judge you if you have one, it's just that that's what I got from "personal level".
I love the joke where Cranky Kong is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried
I think it matches his personality perfectly
Contrary to popular belief, Gilbert Gottfried does not play him, he is actually voiced by Aron Tager.
“You have the power of God at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION!?”
- Cranky Kong 2020
Yes
I mean, what else would you do with that kinda power?
@@kennethquintero5356 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Why does Cranky Kong sound like Gilbert Gottfried?
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Because he should always sound like Gilbert Gottfried
Why does he sound like Coach Steve from Big Mouth?
@@MasterOfKnowledge. Same here.
It's almost eerie how well you match ALL the actual voices of the show, down to K Rool's particular way of talking.
Which, admittedly makes it a little jarring to hear Diddy's voice say "Look, all I'm saying is it's not gay if there's no penetration!"
All in all, you deserve a gold sta-... a golden banana!
the inflation rant and the two roof jokes are what get me every time
“Be quick! The lord is watching!”
This man can perfectly, and I mean PERFECTLY, master impressions and... And...
*I love it*
Sargent: Ok sir so the plan is we make a huminiode robot that looks exactly like DK’s girlfriend
King Rool: So you guys weren’t able to find a plan to cut DK’s hair but you were able to make a cyborg?
Sargent: Well.....um.....yes actually
His name is klump
He's a general
2:17 why is this so god damn funny
Because DK is dummy?
7:35 I can't help but laugh at that part everytime. All donkey Kong said was no but you can hear how annoyed he was with diddy's shit.
Konkey Dong!
9:05 I LOVE the delivery of that line!
Woof woof.
"You had the power of God at your fingertips and you choose to watch inflation" is a quote I never thought I wanted to hear till I heard it.
15:34 "Pork your pals before your gals."
*- Donkey Kong Abridged 2020*
Cocks before Thots
Dildo's before Himbo's
Protection before Erection
That’s just beyond terrible.
Be Gay before everyday(te)
"She's here. You gotta fuck right off, ditty!"
This is amazing. The DK, Ditty, and K Rool impressions are so top-notch. Best thing I've seen this week.
11:09 "Are you high?"
"Not yet. We're about to take off. Then we'll be high."
"Dat's mah secret! Ah'm ALWEIS HIGH!"
Gilbert Gottfried Cranky is now the definitive version of the character for me
Tfs: we made the best abridged series on UA-cam
Uncle Al: *hold my coconut gun and sunglasses*
Does any else think that donkey kong in this cartoon head looks like jimmy neutrons?
Donkey Kong is jimmy neutron ancestor
Monkey Neutron,.
Jimmy Kong
"BANANA BLAST!"
Its the hhair
"Let's plant a Listerine tree"
I'm not strong enough
"Your slow-as-molasses-ness"
I'm dying
Step aside Team Four Star, there’s a new sherif in town
🤔 They can’t seem to decide if they’re going to keep making dragon ball dubs or not, they said they were quitting dragon ball only to keep making dragon ball content. Plus their “original” content sucks, I stopped watching them.
I'll take Uncle Al over Team Four Star any day.
"Inflation?! You have the power of GOD at your fingertips, and you choose to watch INFLATION?!"
Fucking one-shotted me. This is gonna be a damn good series.
2:05 I like the way Donkey Kong was gonna say the N word before Diddy Kong stopped him
No don't say that word you know it gives me gas
Sorry......
Im gonna say the N word
Now
Just hop into the ikea Mobil and I’ll give you a lift
*I have a feeling this is going to be the next "Dragon Ball Z Abridged"*
I sure do hope so
Nobody:
Cranky Kong: W H A T D A H E L L I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U
Hey Al, I’m sure you’ve been told you do a great Mr Krabs and that you know about the upcoming Spongebob BFBBRH game. They’re still using that terrible understudy for Clancy Brown and Ernest Borgnine. I had this idea that a good impressionist like you could record the lines in the game and pass it off to the inevitable modding community. Could you do that? You’d be a real hero!
That would actually be amazing
A Professional Mayo Player only question is, how’s his Mermaid Man?
They pretty much have to use that understudy's lines, Ernest is dead now. Dont know why they don't redub Clancy in, though.
DeathLord1212000 I know, purple lamp nor Viacom may ever do it which is why we the fans need to do this job ourselves by modding in a new voice. I’d record the lines my self but I can’t match a pitch nearly as low as Mr Krabs or Mermaid Man so fingers crossed Al will do it.
@@DeathLord1212000 From what I've heard, he's very busy and moves between projects a lot. It's probably too much effort for the devs to get him to record just a few lines.
*THAT ROOF PROTECTS MY SINS FROM GOD*
DONKEY KONG!!!
What the hell are these ties man I'm Wiggin out
DK!! **gulp** DK HEY YA UP THERE MAN?
@@MrDripTata AYY DIDDY WHAT'S UP MY NI-
@@pyro1436 NO! DON'T SAY IT! You know that word gives me gas! *fart*
wait, his HEAD has that jimmy neutron dairy queen swirl? that's not hair and mousse, that's his skull???
YEAHITIS
Does part of his brain reside in that portion of his skull, or is it like a horn/antler?
@@Source-Z-rer I really hope it's the latter, because if not that's actually really disturbing
Or just some flesh that's really weird
@@baileyowen3868 It being flesh is a way more disturbing theory. Thank you.
"Be quick! The Lord is watching!" -Cranky Kong 2020
2:50 “Make it look like you ride the short bus” 😂
"You heard dem, crock-suckas!"
I swear that voice was so good I had to pause and remember this is not the original (which I just watched like 2 days ago)
"INFLATION??"
I laughed at that probably more than I should have. I'm an artist (not for inflation, that ain't my kink, and I still don't crank out enough art on a regular basis to get around to making kink art anyway), and I'm on the internet, so... yeah, personal experience of seeing it pop up various places. I enjoy poking a little bit of light fun at it.
DON'T POKE IT! ITS GONNA ADD MORE FUEL TO THE FETISH FIRE!!
“And with that...I will now commit jump Die.” 😂😂
*OOOWWWWOAAAAA*
6:48 K.Rool's noise is great!
" YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGERTIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! "
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!"
The Gamer Hero (GamerXZ0) DeviantArt.
@@MetroScreamingMayor O_O
“I’ve been holding her captive all day. It couldn’t have been her.”
"The horny prevails" ~Diddy Kong 2020
The dong needs to be expanded!
This has to be the best shitpost ever. I never laughed so hard in my life.
4:25 that delivery is perfect
"Shit! It's the horny police!" I am on the floor and dead from laughter!!!!
K Rool *girly squeal* "Everybody hide!"
Ladies and gentlemen, we've hit the pinnacle
If this is truly a new series, our favorite Uncle has blessed us with the greatest of gifts.
10 Banana Slammas outta 10. Would search with the Crystal Tiddy again.
It’s terrifying how accurate the voices are. Great job
5:17 i love the adult swim sound used there
13:18 ThErE iS nO gOd.🤣
"Pork your pals, before your gals." -Donkey Kong 2020
2:17-2:31
"Look at DK! He's like 'huh'."
"Like someone just told him his son is dead, but he never wanted him in the first place?"
And Diddy mentioned at that part that he got a divorce. Did something happen between him and Dixie?
WHY IS EVERY VOICE NEAR PERFECT OR SPOT ON
The power of goodass voice acting
@@fronniethebrownbunnybear9941 Although he can't do SpongeBob's voice.
@@loganmansiongames ....why would you need a spongebob voice for a DK series?
Fronnie the brown bunny bear I believe he was talking about the Krusty Kooch series, where the spongebob voice isn’t as good as the other voices.
They're all pretty good but the K. Rool voice is the apex. I don't think I've heard anyone do a good impression of DKC Cartoon K. Rool before, though I may not have heard anyone _attempt_ an impression of him before...
13:10 This whole damn sence got me crying 🤣
“I’ll just keep stuffing banana’s down your hole regardless of your living circumstances.
THERE IS NO GOD.”
My personal favorite bit was:
K. Rool: "GENERAAAAAL KLUMP! Have you finished coming up with a gameplan yet, hm?"
Klump: "Well, uh, this idea of yours is rather ass-backwards so we built a robot to make a plan for us instead."
K. Rool: "You couldn't figure out a plan to cut a monkey's hair, and yet you were able to DESIGN and CREATE a robot with an uncanny resemblance... TO THE SASQUATCH."
Klump: "Uhh... Well, when you put it like that I uh-"
K. Rool: "FORGET IT! She's DISGUSTING! Just like the real thing! Does it work?"
Robo Candy: *opens her eyes*
K. Rool: *makes a sound more fitting for a squid than a crocodile*
Robo Candy: *starts saying the word bitch over and over again*
K. Rool: "WHY is it doing that."
Klump: "Weeell that what it does when it spots big fat ugly dipshits like yourself, your flabbiness."
K. Rool: "I'm going to pretend I didn't just HEAR that. PUT IT TOGETHER!"
Seriously, I was laughing my ass off during the entire exchange.
“WoW QuaRaNTIne goT peoPLe acTinG up” is the exact energy this is radiating
"Its like a mod for Jimmy Nuetron"
after all this time, 20+ years and we finally have it
*donkey kong country season 4*
I can’t wait for episode 2 this shit was fuckin hilarious 9:55 “I WILL NOW INSERT IT INTO MY RECTUM”
This is us when the teacher takes too long to go to lunch
2:17
As someone who's played all the dk country games, dk64, loved the legend of crystal coconut "movie" and live for shitposts. This has the power to reverse the atrocity that is 2020.
The crystal coconut shall be our new tool of salvation
@@williamgrisard5805 *Crystal Titty XD
please tell me there’s more of this coming, this is legit the hardest i’ve laughed at something for a while
What a great show to abridge!
This video had me and my friends CRYING laughing. Thank you for your work!