@@sauceshai2544 cop -> to get, in this case get with a girl 12 plate -> 12 year old (ud says "plate" can mean someone only used for sex so that may be true) no charges -> without getting arrested, without facing any criminal charges he's saying he could "test the mattress" with a 12 y.o since the consent laws are different in the Philippines
"virgin box with experienced head and virgin head with experienced box" 💀💀😂😂 its the same thing as "she's a 6 but her friend is a 4, three way gonna make that 10"
you said the same thing its supposed to be virgin box with experienced head and virgin head with experienced box, bro..... you should go on this podcast g 😂
I wouldnt say this if I didnt feel it by heart that you are a comedic genious. The subtleness in your expressions along with the excellent writing of these sketches is out of this world. Ive never seen anything that is as over the top hilarious as down to reality, to the point where someone who doesnt know your content might actually think these are real things someone just said. You are clearly a precise observer and a brilliant actor. There is no way you will not be successful if you keep doing and developing your art. Im a fan for life and certain that this is just the beginning if you keep going for it. You are nothing short of a genious.
this was beyond cringe. he's funny but he's not outrageously hilarious like you're painting. what on earth are humans examining for a sense of humour these days
@@temposetter1091 nah maybe not to you, but this guy has genuinely made me laugh more than anyone in the last couple years, he is outrageously hilarious. but each to their own
Man started out with 3 brain cells, when the minimal entry requirement criteria is 1 brain cell. Went straight into advanced level start-out, admirable indeed.
the scary fnaf sfx always KILLS me. the timing/use of sound effects in your videos is always on point. so excited to see more (also thank you for pointing and laughing at this kind of behavior🙏)
I’m back
Ok nice
🙌🏼
dont come back
stay safe , stay safe
would be cool if you did comedy podcast sometime
"Let me land though, let me land"
"Say no more bro, have a safe flight yeah" 💀💀💀
A third of their brain cells peaced out by that point
HE DOESNT MISS 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀🏴☠️🏴☠️
That dialogue killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fn died😂😂
That went over my head, you really put 2 and 2 brain cells together 👽😳
"All u need is a mic and 3 brain cells"😂😂...Neva hv truer words been spoken
nd dem tiktok subtitles
"imagine what I could do with 4" had me dying 😂
I literally made this comment in a video yesterday with Nate Diaz, Ill assume he read it and got this idea 🙃
@@yeet--and them background clips of a random game like GTA
@@Thawhid that shit ruins my day
“Thats an excellent question G, what a great way to use our platform” had me dead🤣
"Imagine what I can do with 4"
That hit deep
“Fully kitted nine plate” 😂😂
what does that mean tho
@@abhinavk0929a nine year old girl
Message to all Best Buy cashiers:
If you see a millennial purchasing a blue yeti microphone, stop them immediately
😂😂
online purchases too. Just reject the transaction
Y'all dk me. I just ordered my streaming setup n imma prove y'all jungle monkeys wrong. We up 💯
i dont get it
@@ThatDudeWeird the blue yeti mics are the entry level mics for podcasters, streamers, etc
"In the Philippines, man could cop a 12 plate no charges." I CANT BREATHE 😭😭😭
What does it mean lol? It sounds like it’s funny but I’m American and the accent little hard to understand.
@@sauceshai2544
cop -> to get, in this case get with a girl
12 plate -> 12 year old (ud says "plate" can mean someone only used for sex so that may be true)
no charges -> without getting arrested, without facing any criminal charges
he's saying he could "test the mattress" with a 12 y.o since the consent laws are different in the Philippines
that sounds so much more fucked up in normal english 😭
Yeah but his boy can get 9 plate fully kitted 😂😂
@@jabster286 you need to delete your account after posting that explanation g, fbi on the way
"virgin box with experienced head and virgin head with experienced box" 💀💀😂😂
its the same thing as "she's a 6 but her friend is a 4, three way gonna make that 10"
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
the comments r mad
you said the same thing its supposed to be virgin box with experienced head and virgin head with experienced box, bro..... you should go on this podcast g 😂
@@yuurrrrrrrr1 bro confused himself. perfect fit for this podcast.
@@SKAOG21😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@yuurrrrrrrr1 lmaooo
Bro "combination" killed me LMFAO. The goat is back with the content.💯
Fr😂😂😂
Ahaha that Drake ting🤣🤣🤣
The reason why this man is funny is cuz its always true 😂😂 real insightful comedy
Could be a Podcast/Talk radio in GTA 6
even the underage stuff? 🤔
its great observation
"what a great way to use our platform" the guy speaking in the background is too funny 🤣
Please start a podcast with all these characters ! I’d genuinely Watch it ! This thing is too funny 😂😂
same here
Bro that’s not possible he’s all 3
@@activepooch5291 no way bro i just realised
@@sussybaka8605 yo bro I’m hindsight I was extremely high when I made this comment 🙏🏾
Please do this!!!! Would be a lit series
The death note soundtrack in the background was too on point 😂😭
Give this guy a role in a few films he would be great 😂😂😂
He was in crop circle 2, the Nines film!
Ur mom
He gets a lot of offers behind the scenes without a doubt
He reminds me of Ali G Lol
@@MistahJay7he definitely should be in a future Ali G reboot! more realistic too as he's actually Asian.
"Might have cut her in half." 😂😂😭😭😭
"imagine if i had 4" 😭😭😭
ApnaJ needs to release a podcast with these three characters. I'd watch tf out of it
He’s the only person he can’t
@@activepooch5291 bruh, obviously he would have to do it like this vid.
Nah bro used all 3 brain cells to write this 😂
“That question has never been asked on the internet before g “
“Come on g, creativity tings” 💀💀💀
this needs to be an actual podcast 😂
Could be a Podcast/Talk radio in GTA 6 😂
Its fresh and fit lol
This is every podcast 😂😂😂
This is a parody of the real thing
well thats the funny part. They do exist
"What's the youngest thing you'd go for?
"Thats a excellent question g"
"What a great way to use our platform"
LMAO 😂😂
"Time has just gone by and now it's been a whole year since last year " 😂😂😂
The safe flight line absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂
It's the little comments in the background which adds to the amazing videos of ApnaJ 👏👏🔥🤣
That's an insightful question
Id watch this podcast 100%
"Combination"
In Drakes voice on that freestyle
"the bottom half atleast" "imma cut her in half then" im ded
I wouldnt say this if I didnt feel it by heart that you are a comedic genious. The subtleness in your expressions along with the excellent writing of these sketches is out of this world. Ive never seen anything that is as over the top hilarious as down to reality, to the point where someone who doesnt know your content might actually think these are real things someone just said. You are clearly a precise observer and a brilliant actor. There is no way you will not be successful if you keep doing and developing your art. Im a fan for life and certain that this is just the beginning if you keep going for it. You are nothing short of a genious.
The irony of spelling the word genius wrong though😂😂. Facts none the less 💯
this was beyond cringe. he's funny but he's not outrageously hilarious like you're painting. what on earth are humans examining for a sense of humour these days
@@temposetter1091 damn bro you got 58 comments on this channel. You obviously some kinda obsessed bro calm down.
@@temposetter1091 nah maybe not to you, but this guy has genuinely made me laugh more than anyone in the last couple years, he is outrageously hilarious. but each to their own
@@frawgeatfrawgworld
that's actually crazy
Bro you need to make this a series. Continuity over the weeks etc. this is fire
Its so accurate how they all take themselves too seriously
This isnt even a joke, it's a documentary
The deathnote theme killed me LOOOL
The death note music just made it so much more insightful
🤣🤣🤣 too real with the catchphrases
Broda, this needs to be a series lol! I have watched it 10 times already, shown my friends loll
''coming like santander question time ''😂😂 😂😂 😂😂
Santan Dave akh
😆
I laughed too loud when he said “might have to cut her in half den”
Man started out with 3 brain cells, when the minimal entry requirement criteria is 1 brain cell.
Went straight into advanced level start-out, admirable indeed.
The "research" for this video tho😂😂
"Where you gettin this secret knowledge from G!??!" 😂☠️⚰️
Out of all the languages, man chose to speak facts!
My man indirectly violated that podcast subcommunity who's clips always seem to be trending nowadays
High time you bring back brown dad and boss man dude.. those were classics 😊
It’s a 3 brain cell podcast😂😂
I was about to say that😂
everyday theres like 50 new podcasts istg who keeps giving these ppl the confidence that anyone gives af lmaoo
So true lmao
They’ll be gone as quickly as they came up loool don’t worry. Ppl like them will eventually run out of stuff to talk about
We need more of this for real
please make this a whole playlist.
My day just becomes 100 times better seeing a new APNAJ! upload. Thanks for this g
the scary fnaf sfx always KILLS me. the timing/use of sound effects in your videos is always on point. so excited to see more
(also thank you for pointing and laughing at this kind of behavior🙏)
How you reading our minds bro, how do you know exactly what we want 😭😭
Ong
if there was a podcast like dis i'd watch it all day bro, super hilarious.
Near's theme playing while all this is going on is absolute genius!
"Challenging the government. Joe Rogan and dem man". Sooooo much love for this man❤️❤️❤️
“Man could cop a 12-plate no charges”😭😭 funniest guy on the internet man!!
you killing me with the death note music in the background of the "combination" 😂😂😂
The way they said "what" in the beginning tho lmao!! So accurate, that fake curiosity is so on point! Apnaj is a genius 😂❤
Bro put on near's theme from death note fr 💀💀
The expose yourself podcast lmao
"You are really challenging the government with this" 🤣🤣🤣
The most accurate representation of fresh and fit and the whatever podcast.
There's always that one who is listening attentively 😂😂😂😂😂
"what a great way to use our platform"😂
Literally every instagram reel ever I swear this guy is too funny had me cracking up hard
‘Hold tight let me land…have a safe flight bro’ LOL
-Let me land
-have a safe flight g yeah
😂😂😂
BROOO THE DEATH NOTE L THEME LOLLL YOURE THE GOAT MAN LOVE BRO
The way the death note sound is playing 😂😂
1:16 “might have to Cut her in half” 😭💀
"coming like Santan Dave question type" lmao
"Coumbination" XD
“Let me land” 😭
Have a safe flight
death note sound in the background is outrageous 😭😭⚰️⚰️😭😭😭😭⚰️⚰️😭😭😭
"That''s an insightful question coming like Santan Dave question type" 🤣
The crazy thing about this skit is how accurate it is. He isn’t even teaching😂💀.
“Imagine what I could do with 4” 💀
This is the best video this year
The "let me land" is crucial😂
Bro proceeded to practicalize "she's a 6 but her friend is a 4, a three-way gonna make that 10"
man could cop a 12 plate LMAO
Not the Death Note music lmao 😂
"say no more, have a safe flight"😭
The Death Note tune is killin' me bro..hahaha
You better start a Podcast J. These topics are fireee🔥
“9 plate fully kitted”😂😂😂
“Imagine what I could do with 4”
That’s it. This is comedic epitome 😂
"Aye that's an insightful question tho"😂😂😂
This could be a Podcast/Talk radio in GTA 6 😂
“Imagine what I can do with 4” (brain cells)
😂 🤣 😂
The one guy pretending to speak facts and everybody else hyping him up is so tru lol
i've watched this video so many times ive lost count. "coming like santan dave question time" will never not make me laugh
“Lemme land” and bro proceeds to crash real hard💀
THE DEATH NOTE MUSIC 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Uncomfortably accurate.
Make this a continuity @ApnaJ
"man could cop a 12 plate no charges" NAHHHHHHHHH AHHAH
That Drake "Combination".😂😂😂
The deathnote theme KILLED ME
Let him land > let him cook
I watch your videos randomly all the time then rewatch it
"imagine what I can do with 4" ☠️🔥. 🤣
The death note makes it all better
‘Combination’
This video title is one of the truest statements in 2023