my other Dad one day got up from his chair...he said, "I need to go fight fires." why? cause the commercial said, "only YOU can prevent forest fires." he's a funny guy.
My grandma used to tell that henweigh joke. She also used to say, "I'm gonna go get a piecost." To which I dutifully responded, "What's a piecost?" "About 10 bucks."
I was at a food truck bazaar in Boston. I walked up to the Lobster Roll truck. He had a bucket on the counter and a sign that said, "25 cents for a joke." I put in a quarter and said, "Ok, Here is a quarter, tell me a joke." The guy thought for a few seconds and said, "I went to the zoo the other day; they only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih-tzu." [Comic note: that last word is an Asain dog breed pronounced: Shit'-zoo]. I get a lot of mileage on the 25 cent joke.
The P is silent - I'm dying, finding you guys made my day, I shared the link with my Dad 🥰 Thank you!!! Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
Here is my really bad original Easter/Engineer dad joke: "If Easter was a resin and if we had more than one of them... we would have Polyeaster." [Comic note: try to slur pol'-lee-ess'-ter (the fabric) and pol'-lee-eee'-ster (like the Christian holy holiday)]. Feel free to use it.
Wait, Did I hear you wrong? I think the 'My Sister' joke should go, I DIDN'T know she had it in her... it's hard to tell when you laugh! Keep 'em comin' and by all means feel free to use any of mine.
Why didn't the King ever leave his castle? He was always reigning. Why didn't the Queen ever leave the castle? The King wouldn't let him. Why didn't Prince ever leave the castle? Command performance. Why didn't the Dragon ever leave the castle? The furnace was broken. Why did the chicken leave the castle? Didn't you hear? There's a dragon in there! I walked into the invisible man the other day. Didn't see that coming. The invisible man told me he was gonna marry the invisible woman, but I couldn't see it. The invisible man is such a bad liar. I can see right through him. The invisible woman made a porn film, but she never appeared in it. Politicians are just like the invisible man. They're so transparent. I taught my dog how to shake on command. You hold out your hand, say shake, and he does this..... (imitates dog shaking itself dry.)
The sean connery one cracks me up everytime.
It's my favorite. And the way they both lose it gets me everytime.
Especially when after they say it you can hear him sounding just like that...
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When it makes you laugh and groan at the same time.
This was probably better than the joke in the video. It's clever.
Agree
when its fully groan!
What's the difference between a joke and a dad joke?
You have to wait until the joke is full groan. 😁
The fact you both laugh at your own jokes is epic. Thank you for bringing joy to a shitty world.
Amen 👍🏻
I actually laughed at the jokes several times. I don't do that usually.
Note to self - NEVER drink tea whilst watching these two.. unless you want to re-decorate your room! 😂 😂
😂😂
that library joke really gets me all the time
Make me want to go to the library and stand in front of the books on paranoia and wait for a librarian to come by.
hahaha
Parle-vous
I could really watch this all day long.
Thanks! 😁
@@BrosinHats This channel should be called Bros Wheezing.
@@wasga2 😂 love it
I am…
@@kevinspry5171 If you need to come online to put other people down, it sounds like you are the one who needs to get a life. Just saying.
That first joke was hilarious...then they dropped the second one and omg! 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😁😂
The constant laughter and the one guy having to restart his jokes multiple times made this so much fun 😂😂😂
Laughed my ass off the whole time 😂
"Dishes Sean Connery!" HAHA!!
😂😂
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy. The other is a little lighter.
If anyone is having a less than perfect day, you gentlemen are the remedy! Love your channel and laughter
A TRUCK FULL OF WIGS CRASHED ON THE INTERSTATE.
POLICE ARE STILL COMBING THE AREA. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
The paranoia books joke was out of this world.
That one is so good!
@@BrosinHats, most of them are, but that one is the GOAT, in my opinion. Thank you and the Earth spinning for making my day!
Y'all are soooo funny! I love watching y'all! We need this now days THANK YOU!!!
I was already in tears by the end but the last one broke me 🤣🤣 too funny
Ok. Watched a few random videos of dad jokes & had to subscribe. Thanks guys. And I don't know your names, but beard guy has a contageous giggle.
Glad you're here! 😁
I’m sad when the video ends. You guys rock!
Thanks! 😁
Okay, since i found this channel, I am not getting ANY work done because of y'all. Excellent work!
Heh, awesome! 😁
A three-legged dog walks into a bar. He says to the bartender "I'm lookin for the feller that shot my paw."
So funny! I tell at least one dad joke when I visit any of my grown kids.
The henweigh was the dad equivalent of updog
Your delivery is excellent Dan. ❤
A grader operator walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks the bartender for a beer and one for the road.
"there right behind you!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 These guys are hilarious.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
I tried to yawn but I couldn’t because it was too funny 😂
they are right behind you is epic
2:17 funniest joke ever
[whispers] they’re right behind you
These are hilarious! Thank you!
😂😂😂😂my side hurts😂😂😂😂
The James Bond one got me 💀💀
I should have seen the signs lmaoo 🤣
These guys are Champs lmao I'm dying
Love it!!! You guys are SOOOOO funny!!!!
my other Dad one day got up from his chair...he said, "I need to go fight fires." why? cause the commercial said, "only YOU can prevent forest fires." he's a funny guy.
Ouch... My stomach 🤣
You guys killin me 😂😂😂
Seen a clip awhile ago, just found you guys today 😂😂😂🙏🏽
Hysterical 😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
You guys are fantastic!
The library joke was the best :D
The dog joke was so good wtf kekekek
He was doing Sean Connery for the dog walks into a bar joke
Best thing ever
I wish I wasn't depressed so I could laugh
Lol, 😂😂
My grandma used to tell that henweigh joke. She also used to say, "I'm gonna go get a piecost." To which I dutifully responded, "What's a piecost?" "About 10 bucks."
😁
Don’t get the wife fridge one.
Anytime I need a good cry laugh I tune in!! 😂
I can only assume, her face lights up due to the fridges light turns on when opened?
Dogs can't lay bricks - they don't have opposing thumbs.
alternative joke :
When does a joke become a dad joke ?
When it becomes AParent
You guys are stoned 🤣
My God, that was funny
If you can lay a brick, you can lay anything!
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time
So I wanted to enter library but the whole place was booked...
dad jokes after weeds
I went sailing last night.
It was a dreamboat.
😁
I was just going to just watch your video, but thankfullyI decided to turn up the volume.
That's the way to do it! 😁
So funny and clean!
😂 this is an underrated UA-cam uploader. You deserve million of subscribers ,😁
Thanks man 😁
@@BrosinHats keep up the good work sir more dad jokes to come 😁 much better if all jokes are original 😊
OMG 🤣
😁😁
I was at a food truck bazaar in Boston. I walked up to the Lobster Roll truck. He had a bucket on the counter and a sign that said, "25 cents for a joke." I put in a quarter and said, "Ok, Here is a quarter, tell me a joke." The guy thought for a few seconds and said, "I went to the zoo the other day; they only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih-tzu." [Comic note: that last word is an Asain dog breed pronounced: Shit'-zoo]. I get a lot of mileage on the 25 cent joke.
i'm from minnesota and i love puns!
Here from tiktok. You guys are awesome 👌
Thanks man!
I find these ‘jokes’ to be very stupid and not funny at all but y’all’s laugh makes it awesome thanks
Where's the "whiplash" emoji? 😆😁 Glad you liked it in the end!
Dishes... Thishssh Shhhean Connery😊😁
😁 I love that joke!
2:00 is the best
Fun fact, I have the same 'humerus' shirt.
Me too!
Shan-connery can't shay his esh-shish.
The P is silent - I'm dying, finding you guys made my day, I shared the link with my Dad 🥰 Thank you!!!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
Welcome!
You guys are crazy.🙂
When does a dad joke becomes a dad joke? When it watches tiny love cartoon
What does a Deaf gynecologist do?
Reads lips 😂😂
Someone earlier said you could be called "Bros Wheezing.
I agree. Or even "Bearded Bros in Ballcaps", The BBB.
😁😁 those work!
took my gram kids to the zoo the other day and there were no exotic animals the was only a dog,it was a shih-tzu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hher Deaf best friend.....I'm an interpreter and found that funny.
Really the Minnesota joke. Im from Minnesota 🤣🤣🤣. I just found your channel today. I am dieing laugh right now. You guys are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Welcome Minnesota bro 😁
Little cooler is great
Y weed to see this!
So I guess I have to walk around with a little cooler.
Probably should 😁
OMG I'm a dad HAHAHA!
Bro only 45 secs in and the dude with the red hat , his laugh is what is making me laugh. Lolol.
What does the lemon say when he picks up the phone? Yellow
Here is my really bad original Easter/Engineer dad joke: "If Easter was a resin and if we had more than one of them... we would have Polyeaster." [Comic note: try to slur pol'-lee-ess'-ter (the fabric) and pol'-lee-eee'-ster (like the Christian holy holiday)]. Feel free to use it.
What did the lion shout to his lion friend when he was sick roary
I clearly don't have a sense of humour
My girlfriend thinks she's sooooo hot..... My coffee's hotter (sipping slowly)
Seriously we need longer vids. Like 10mins, or 15mins. I bet you could have material 4 a year
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
*You Pokémon*
It’s funnier when they don’t crack up nearly as often
Wait, Did I hear you wrong? I think the 'My Sister' joke should go, I DIDN'T know she had it in her... it's hard to tell when you laugh! Keep 'em comin' and by all means feel free to use any of mine.
Knock Knock.. Who's there? Pencil... Pencil who? Never mind its pointless.
Does anybody know of similar clips?
I laughed harder when I stubbed toe.
How high were these guys?
I don't get the last one.
Why didn't the King ever leave his castle?
He was always reigning.
Why didn't the Queen ever leave the castle?
The King wouldn't let him.
Why didn't Prince ever leave the castle?
Command performance.
Why didn't the Dragon ever leave the castle?
The furnace was broken.
Why did the chicken leave the castle?
Didn't you hear? There's a dragon in there!
I walked into the invisible man the other day.
Didn't see that coming.
The invisible man told me he was gonna marry the invisible woman, but I couldn't see it.
The invisible man is such a bad liar.
I can see right through him.
The invisible woman made a porn film,
but she never appeared in it.
Politicians are just like the invisible man.
They're so transparent.
I taught my dog how to shake on command.
You hold out your hand, say shake, and he does this..... (imitates dog shaking itself dry.)
Subtitles pls
What did the two hippies say at the Greatful Dead Concert when the dope wore off? Man this music sucks!