Obi-Wan harassing minorities

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2019
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  • @MrJQWERTY
    @MrJQWERTY 5 років тому +5624

    Obi-Wan harassed minorities until he realized that he was in fact Obi-Juan, Before he met Luke he was spending his days running from the Sand People Cartel south of the border

  • @lilcolgatevert3715
    @lilcolgatevert3715 5 років тому +1716

    Obi-Wan to Minorities - *So uncivilized*
    Minorities - 😞

    • @Wclipped
      @Wclipped 5 років тому +5

      A fellow colgateïst oh yeah yeah

    • @VaultPieter
      @VaultPieter 5 років тому +25

      *When uncivilized countries try to civilize*
      1700s Europe: *Nope* 😂

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 5 років тому

      You don’t have to tell me.

  • @idoalittletrolling4867
    @idoalittletrolling4867 4 роки тому +2516

    "Palpatine's Melee"
    I kinda wanna see a scene now where like, Luke is standing before Palpatine and Palpatine just straight up decks him in the mouth.

    • @arkhamsquire4503
      @arkhamsquire4503 4 роки тому +133

      And he falls down the stairs lmao

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 4 роки тому +169

      Palpatine: "I'm too weak! Don't kill me, please!"
      *Anakin disarms Mace Windu*
      Palpatine: MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

    • @gen2mediainc.577
      @gen2mediainc.577 4 роки тому +22

      _thunk_

    • @fleetadmiralauto6506
      @fleetadmiralauto6506 4 роки тому +39

      @@sandwichmonster7067 *Windu gets donuted*

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 4 роки тому +18

      Fleet Admiral Auto Yoda: “NOOO OHHHHHHHH! Maceyoin!”

  • @obiwankenobi7857
    @obiwankenobi7857 4 роки тому +1067

    THIS IS NOT THE JEDI WAY!

    • @azzy301
      @azzy301 4 роки тому +12

      Anakin Skywalker: You underestimate my Power!

    • @azzy301
      @azzy301 4 роки тому +8

      Anakin Skywalker : You underestimate my Power!

    • @whatthehellismyhellaweirdl4903
      @whatthehellismyhellaweirdl4903 4 роки тому +9

      From my point of view the jedi are evil

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 роки тому +7

      whatthehell ismyhellaweirdlife What about the clanker attack on the walking carpets

    • @FranzFerdinandVIII
      @FranzFerdinandVIII 3 роки тому +6

      *09:25**~ Hello There*

  • @lewisb1584
    @lewisb1584 5 років тому +951

    We've heard Zanny say "Thats going in my faze montage" so many times he probably doesn't even have to say "Thats going in" he could probably just say "Thats"

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 5 років тому +3606

    Darth Vader: **Force Chokes Zanny**
    Zanny: "Harder Daddy"
    Me: **subscribes**

  • @braindeadgaming808
    @braindeadgaming808 3 роки тому +611

    “DONT YOU DARE ZANNY THIS IS CANON”
    “Disney might be decanonizing the sequels”
    Ironic

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer 3 роки тому +24

      @@cruximperator hope is our greatest weapon after all

    • @cruximperator
      @cruximperator 3 роки тому +9

      @@beatzdyer I agree

    • @finch6078
      @finch6078 2 роки тому +6

      God I fxcking hope so

    • @bullettime8760
      @bullettime8760 2 роки тому +6

      @@beatzdyer "the rebellion is build around hope"

    • @Firefight_
      @Firefight_ 2 роки тому +8

      We don’t win wars by retconning the things we hate, we win by making the KOTOR series canon.

  • @aidannassar
    @aidannassar 4 роки тому +957

    What did padme say to anikin: can I touch you tatoweeny

  • @Yoda-wf6bu
    @Yoda-wf6bu 5 років тому +4715

    Hello There

    • @aneasyonesoicanremember6933
      @aneasyonesoicanremember6933 5 років тому +241

      *_GeNerAL KEnobI_*

    • @jacobgale4792
      @jacobgale4792 5 років тому +135

      You are a bold one.

    • @urbanguy1191
      @urbanguy1191 5 років тому +42

      Help me obi wan kenobi you’re my only hope

    • @omarabe26
      @omarabe26 5 років тому +6

      heccin racyss

    • @rbrs1741
      @rbrs1741 5 років тому +17

      Aneasyone Soicanremember why did I automatically read that in general grevious’s voice 😂

  • @mattycool
    @mattycool 5 років тому +365

    Didn't know Obi-Wan was a real gamer.

  • @esthermontalvo3467
    @esthermontalvo3467 4 роки тому +748

    Zany: I don't like Lukes they're corse rough and irritating and they get everywhere

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +495

    2:58 Obi-Wan bullying an orphan. XD

    • @impairedvision3366
      @impairedvision3366 4 роки тому +24

      I mean I bully anakin on a daily

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 4 роки тому +27

      What is it going to do? Tell his parents?

  • @obi-wankenobi7725
    @obi-wankenobi7725 5 років тому +372

    When you bump into that one weird edgy white kid, and he writes your name on a list in his journal:
    I have a bad feeling about this...

  • @thelatenegotiator8093
    @thelatenegotiator8093 5 років тому +4426

    Is Chewbacca a furry?

    • @austinslaughter319
      @austinslaughter319 5 років тому +280

      No, that's just your mother, trust me, I'm a furry.

    • @randallflagg1180
      @randallflagg1180 5 років тому +64

      Parnormic Knight:
      Like like Furries are Chewbacca.

    • @the.grand.oracle
      @the.grand.oracle 5 років тому +22

      Welk I dont know Sargent Johnson, is he?

    • @fifo5553
      @fifo5553 5 років тому +63

      I would respect a furry who's fursuit was chewbacca

    • @cryothepunching-bag7917
      @cryothepunching-bag7917 5 років тому +29

      my fursona is a wookie

  • @pixelgaming4108
    @pixelgaming4108 4 роки тому +231

    obi-wan: harder daddy
    vader: what
    obi-wan: uuhhhh i mean you were the chosen one

  • @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744
    @yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744 4 роки тому +171

    7:19
    Zanny: Foorce push.
    Subtitles: horse wash.

  • @grentriz5478
    @grentriz5478 5 років тому +570

    Obi wan would never do that, I'm literally shaking and crying rn

  • @aneasyonesoicanremember6933
    @aneasyonesoicanremember6933 5 років тому +506

    You all underestimate the power of lightning...
    *KACHOW*

    • @connerforbis1466
      @connerforbis1466 5 років тому +3

      K E R C H O O

    • @professional_loner3597
      @professional_loner3597 5 років тому +2

      *KaChOw*

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому +2

      You see something fall from the sky wearing black, turns around and says “kachow” and then a bright blue appears as everything turns dark

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому

      saints FPS what?

    • @saintsfps5348
      @saintsfps5348 5 років тому

      @@midgetman4206 in your original comment before you edited it, you where spewing on about racism

  • @mitchellbrothers6902
    @mitchellbrothers6902 4 роки тому +74

    "Son. Son! Go to bed! You have dark side classes tomorrow!" - Darth Vader

    • @FranzFerdinandVIII
      @FranzFerdinandVIII 3 роки тому

      Someone pls tell me why he is my All Time *Favorite*
      *03:26**-**04:06* i can imagine J.E.J. voicing that out😏

    • @vengeance93826
      @vengeance93826 Рік тому

      "You are so grounded"

  • @brothertrees
    @brothertrees 4 роки тому +211

    7:26 zanny saying kobe hits different after yesterday

    • @darthsidious3274
      @darthsidious3274 4 роки тому +9

      Brother Trees i was thinking the exact same thing I was like oh god

    • @puppsss8910
      @puppsss8910 4 роки тому +1

      At least he did it when it hadn't happened yet

    • @teageamusic2033
      @teageamusic2033 4 роки тому

      Damn​ its​ been​ a​ month​ now.​ He'll never​ be​ forgotten

    • @HQ-rblx
      @HQ-rblx 4 роки тому

      Brother Trees R.I.P

    • @briantannenbaum8110
      @briantannenbaum8110 4 роки тому

      Mr Penny never.

  • @AgentMaroon78
    @AgentMaroon78 5 років тому +249

    “World War III: The Great Hunt” sounds like a kick ass dystopian book series.
    But then you learn it all started because some people dressed like animals.

  • @willwhiteman5075
    @willwhiteman5075 5 років тому +1257

    That title made me click instantly

  • @obiwankenobi7857
    @obiwankenobi7857 4 роки тому +15

    ANAKIN STILL HAS HIS LEGS?
    I WILL DO WHAT I MUST

  • @multichromatica9174
    @multichromatica9174 5 років тому +166

    "I'm gay, black, and a furry."
    It's nice to know Zanny is an ally 😂

    • @MrKevin486
      @MrKevin486 4 роки тому +8

      An ally to what

    • @mr.wasgehtsiedasan2140
      @mr.wasgehtsiedasan2140 4 роки тому +24

      @@MrKevin486 To an infestation of redundancy

    • @spacejesus8272
      @spacejesus8272 4 роки тому +3

      Pistachi0MUA excuse me what

    • @PROJaiRU
      @PROJaiRU 4 роки тому +5

      sonic fox??

    • @lua6091
      @lua6091 4 роки тому +3

      @A Random Dude ahem it's *all-inclusive LGBTQDEGENERATE black supremacists.

  • @elnulevoe
    @elnulevoe 5 років тому +167

    >dooku comes tomorrow
    >makes an obi-wan video
    i guess dooku vid should come right before anakin releases 🤔

  • @pineappleturnovers9431
    @pineappleturnovers9431 5 років тому +142

    Zanny you are the best... I made some merch designs for you and sent them on xbox. Like if you want Zanny merch...

  • @kinghobothe4th837
    @kinghobothe4th837 4 роки тому +238

    No one
    Literally no one
    Finn every five seconds: 2:09

  • @Resourceful_Rat
    @Resourceful_Rat 4 роки тому +111

    6:21 welp, that joke aged badly

    • @okeomslax26
      @okeomslax26 4 роки тому +26

      Esp considering that there was chlorine gas attack at a furry convention in 2014. The media reporting on it actually just laughed about it. Like Idc how weird you are, if you aren’t hurting anyone I’ll still treat you like a human being, jc. Ppl just want a group they can make fun of and scape goat

    • @bumblesnorf4475
      @bumblesnorf4475 4 роки тому +12

      @@okeomslax26 yup. Fuck em

    • @okeomslax26
      @okeomslax26 4 роки тому +2

      bumble snorf sounds like you got some problems you should deal with.

    • @bumblesnorf4475
      @bumblesnorf4475 4 роки тому +19

      @@okeomslax26 my problems are the clankers and furries

    • @Cye_D
      @Cye_D 4 роки тому +11

      Where you c word pass republic dog

  • @NoisyRogue
    @NoisyRogue 5 років тому +188

    Obi Wan can do it because he is obviously on the high ground. Ya know being a white male and all with a yacht and a country club membership

    • @Jayce800
      @Jayce800 5 років тому +29

      AtomicMagic I love the idea that in his spare time Obi-Wan enjoys sailing his yacht

    • @Oghuzpervert1
      @Oghuzpervert1 5 років тому +14

      Sand yacht

    • @basemaus3728
      @basemaus3728 5 років тому +1

      @@Oghuzpervert1 i hate sand.....
      Its course, rough and it gets everywhere

    • @who_is_Isaac
      @who_is_Isaac 5 років тому +5

      He has the high ground in society

    • @wesleyprice2523
      @wesleyprice2523 4 роки тому +2

      What does being a white male have anything to do with it?

  • @dcscorch969
    @dcscorch969 5 років тому +105

    If Obi-Wan is so cool, why isn't there an Obi-Two

  • @demspookz8732
    @demspookz8732 5 років тому +26

    Can’t wait for Anakin to arrive and have everyone spam the “YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE” emote at him

  • @LovesHorror2002
    @LovesHorror2002 4 роки тому +33

    2:54 again Obi-Wan defeated Anakin because of the high ground

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 5 років тому +45

    "Kachow"
    - Emperor Sheev "The Senate" Palpatine, 2 ABY

  • @canedo9104
    @canedo9104 5 років тому +73

    "Darth sidious just clocked me in the cheek"-zan

  • @omaraguirre8309
    @omaraguirre8309 5 років тому +31

    5:52 I love that joke

  • @SamSalsa411
    @SamSalsa411 5 років тому +22

    2:59
    *What Obi-Wan really said when he beat Anakin (proceeds to default dance)*

  • @anakinfan8
    @anakinfan8 5 років тому +96

    great vid zanny
    oh shit i mean koakakahfhaaks

  • @rorschach1848
    @rorschach1848 5 років тому +75

    2:28 I’m disappointed that you didn’t say “more like ‘Ky-Low Ground’”.

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 3 роки тому +41

    "Obi-Wan harassing minorities"
    My kind of video.

  • @KomandarmKnuckles
    @KomandarmKnuckles 4 роки тому +17

    2:56 Let's all take a moment to appreciate the importance of having the high ground

  • @Squidgyy_
    @Squidgyy_ 4 роки тому +18

    Zanny: Kobe!
    1 year and 4 days later...
    R.I.P. Kobe

  • @palpatine4780
    @palpatine4780 5 років тому +17

    Obiwan :Blasters are so uncivilised (quick and painless
    *Obiwan kills general with a blaster*

  • @Iukaz
    @Iukaz 5 років тому +22

    1:25 this scene is canon

  • @peepeepoopoo00
    @peepeepoopoo00 5 років тому +36

    Who would win?
    Obi-Wan having the highest ground
    OR
    Shaggy at 1% of his power

  • @ondrejandydlohos
    @ondrejandydlohos 3 роки тому +10

    Vader: "Son, SON! Go to bed, you have dark side classes tomorrow." *Luke kills him* "You are so grounded."
    This man is genius! 😂

  • @owenridges6778
    @owenridges6778 5 років тому +4

    I love how there was a halo reference with him saying. ‘I’m ready, how about you?’ Flashback to halo reach with Emil being stabbed in the back

  • @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo
    @ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo 2 роки тому

    I always come back to this video every once in a while in tradition considering this was one of the first videos I watched on your channel, and I still get laughs from this one👌

  • @PseudoTrace
    @PseudoTrace Рік тому +3

    Only The True OG Zan Clan remember Zanny's obsession with Piper Perri memes 🤣

  • @Dylan_Goodboy
    @Dylan_Goodboy 5 років тому +139

    I think the real problem with battlefront II is someone who's as bad as zanny can get 1st place.

    • @lilcolgatevert3715
      @lilcolgatevert3715 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @Si1entKi11a24
      @Si1entKi11a24 5 років тому +4

      I got 2nd the other day and I'm pretty garbage tbh. We were rebs on Yavin and I got a few kills, spawned in as Obi (the cost was only like 2200) and killed a few people and the game ended early (since they didnt clear the first phase) and saw myself up there as second

  • @townie1927
    @townie1927 4 роки тому +5

    7:28 I appreciate the Emile line from halo reach there

  • @fallenatrax8741
    @fallenatrax8741 Рік тому +1

    I can’t believe this was posted 4 years ago, I remember waking up and seeing this video being uploaded “1 hour ago”.
    How time flies…

  • @cchieman-bc6mx
    @cchieman-bc6mx 4 роки тому +9

    when he said “Kobe” i felt that 😭

  • @hp1221WTF
    @hp1221WTF 5 років тому +17

    Darth Vader doesnt follow the cannon, he makes the cannon.
    Just like the Zannclan.
    The Zannclan doesnt follow the meta, they just play Colony.
    But they usually loose to a mass air.

  • @meappeam6917
    @meappeam6917 5 років тому +12

    5:51 I actually laughed really hard XD

  • @joshuabenton3785
    @joshuabenton3785 5 років тому +3

    7:28 Oh man, I got that reference.
    *remembers hours and hours poured into legendary campaign*
    *tears up*

  • @lucapena9330
    @lucapena9330 5 років тому +89

    I'm gonna say the C-word

  • @masonthorne7316
    @masonthorne7316 4 роки тому +5

    2:09 stepped away from his mic to rage I’m dead lmao

    • @brianna4017
      @brianna4017 3 роки тому

      i watched his streams and his screams are super loud, so he prolly deafened the sound when editing.

  • @thedungeonmaster4521
    @thedungeonmaster4521 5 років тому +7

    Keep these videos up! Can't wait to see your content when the next update next month comes out.

  • @zachramirez1794
    @zachramirez1794 3 роки тому +2

    "Don't you dare Zanny this is Cannon! ITZ CANNON!!!"
    Had me dying!

  • @thiagopereira8125
    @thiagopereira8125 2 роки тому +1

    This was the video that started it all for Zanny and obi-wan

  • @josietherat135
    @josietherat135 5 років тому +28

    I don’t like obi-wan porn
    CaN I GeT vEnTrESs InStEaD?????

  • @thegamingcat6852
    @thegamingcat6852 5 років тому +13

    “Fall Back Don’t Wank” Sun Su

  • @healer2174
    @healer2174 3 роки тому +1

    Zanny: HOpE LeIA, WhatS ThAT GoNNA Do?
    Rey: here i come

  • @Abyss8564
    @Abyss8564 Рік тому +2

    Fursuit? naw mate,
    CLONE SUIT
    me and the other 199,999 bois with the clone suits, WITH A MILLION MORE WELL ON THE WAY

  • @Daniel27125
    @Daniel27125 4 роки тому +3

    The way you make that sound when you are being shocked lmao 😂😂

  • @bongoboy494
    @bongoboy494 4 роки тому +7

    When Vader is choking you, say “choke me Ani”

  • @elnibba1668
    @elnibba1668 4 роки тому +14

    3:07 got me weak🤣🤣💀

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 роки тому

      Elnibba 1 I’M TO WEAK

  • @nikg5393
    @nikg5393 2 роки тому +24

    I love how for absolutely no reason Zanny just decides to start being political

  • @portershoemake5288
    @portershoemake5288 3 роки тому +3

    Man said “What are you gonna do now Leia hope?”

  • @jorgundom
    @jorgundom 4 роки тому +12

    7:26 KOBE
    “ Kobe Bryant dies age 41 in helicopter crash”
    Sad day for everyone, even for the ones who don’t want basketball, a true legend has died today, RIP to Kobe Bryant and the 9 others including his daughter. 😞😞

    • @clizzey8666
      @clizzey8666 4 роки тому

      Jorgundom *watch* sorry i hadddddddd to

  • @sirskratch8097
    @sirskratch8097 3 роки тому

    I'm crying, this popped up in my recommended and the title has me dead😭😭😂
    You get a sub and like for that alone

  • @cybercery5271
    @cybercery5271 3 роки тому +2

    1:52 i was about to say that aged well but this video came out years after the last jedi

  • @PeachyBlueStar
    @PeachyBlueStar 4 роки тому +22

    2:00 Spoiler for rise of skywalker 2019

  • @JustSomeNerd420
    @JustSomeNerd420 3 роки тому +3

    No one else makes Star Wars Battlefront 2 as funny as Zanny can.

  • @AWalkingC0rpse
    @AWalkingC0rpse 4 роки тому +1

    0:50 that image always goes through my head when I'm surrounded like that in Battlefront II

    • @ybk100
      @ybk100 4 роки тому

      Same 😂

  • @aregisteredpyromaniac2629
    @aregisteredpyromaniac2629 4 роки тому

    Me: *sees zanny with a daily crate
    Also me: *puts volume on max
    Zanny: *Y E S*

  • @raphaelvillarama1534
    @raphaelvillarama1534 5 років тому +5

    Lol that sonicfox reference had me dying

  • @indy5707
    @indy5707 4 роки тому +6

    When hi said koby I felt that bro 😔😔😔

  • @user-fl2ip9lc4l
    @user-fl2ip9lc4l 3 роки тому

    0:30 WHAT A BEAUTIFULL ''its over anakin, i have the HIGH GROUND'' WAS SO GODAMN SMOOOOOOOOOTH

  • @matthewblacksher3616
    @matthewblacksher3616 3 роки тому

    5:18 I had to stop watching and go to bed right after his question and the meme started to appear, and I already knew exactly what he was gonna say and just had the anticipation of the joke lingering on my mind.

  • @highground7923
    @highground7923 5 років тому +6

    You may have the high ground... BUT I AM IT

  • @NoenMar
    @NoenMar 4 роки тому +7

    At 7:24 he says "Kobe"....

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 роки тому

    "The Great Hunt". I know that wasn't Zanny's comment, but it sure as heck earned my like! xD

  • @McFrozenNuggets
    @McFrozenNuggets 4 роки тому

    1:58 _KA-CHOW!!!!_
    Love that so much, Zanny!

  • @peluflw5295
    @peluflw5295 5 років тому +4

    "This is cannon!!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sagetang36
    @sagetang36 4 роки тому +4

    5:19 straight 360 no scoped his mom

  • @ronanevans425
    @ronanevans425 4 роки тому +1

    Zanny: triple with Vader man that’s going in th-
    * doesn’t get the full clip in *

  • @wolfmoe7398
    @wolfmoe7398 3 роки тому

    You are so chill but you got that Dunkey energy and I love it. Your merch is the first merch on UA-cam I shall purchase.

  • @impairedvision3366
    @impairedvision3366 4 роки тому +5

    When he said Kobe I felt that😓😫

  • @nkvdcomradeorion7336
    @nkvdcomradeorion7336 5 років тому +18

    Took you a while to get high ground boi

  • @katarinaaguilar1936
    @katarinaaguilar1936 4 роки тому

    Your unabashed love of Obi Wan is my favorite thing about this video XD

  • @bh4317
    @bh4317 3 роки тому

    love how his first kill ao obi wan is the general it’s almost poetic

  • @parkerwallis211
    @parkerwallis211 3 роки тому +5

    8:04 Well, we know JK's not gonna be writing any trans characters now lol

  • @jack_cry9518
    @jack_cry9518 4 роки тому +3

    2:00 and that is how episode 9 will end

  • @lorenzolijesen1525
    @lorenzolijesen1525 3 роки тому

    3:41 that sound when getting shocked reminds me of Sebulba's pod racer XD

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 3 роки тому +1

    Obi-wan: **exists**
    General Kenobi outfit: _hello there_

  • @isaiahcook8739
    @isaiahcook8739 4 роки тому +5

    7:26
    RIP

  • @colinhartrey6832
    @colinhartrey6832 4 роки тому +5

    7:25 rip

  • @JackConstantine.
    @JackConstantine. 4 роки тому +2

    “Agh! Stupid Luke I hope go die on a rock some day”
    *thats called foreshadowing*