BIG SHOT but keygen was broken (in 12/8 time signature)

YARR HARR KRIS!!!
MY [[Hyperlink Blocked]] IS FINALLY [[Illegal]]!!!
Я в ВКонтакте: i_am_covik
My Discord server: / discord

[@invalid_user_handle]

Considering Spamton sells 100% Certified Warez, I don't think he's much of a foreigner to piracy of any kind.

[@I_am_CoVIK]

That's a point. But at the same time he has [Hyperlink Blocked] which may lead to some suspicious sites with infected illegal software.

[@krakios3950]

Fun Fact: the KEYGEN item is based on IRL Keygens, which (to simplify things greatly) is used to pirate games and such

[@lukasdolezal7406]

@@krakios3950 OH wow cool

[@Nova_Ghost_Gamer]

Not to mention he was a scammer with computer viruses in 1997, Spamton would've been Hacking other computers throughout the timeline IF anti-Virus didn't exist.

[@noyz-anything]

Of course, he knows to hide his piratish ways when he's in places like the Queen's mansion. Clearly, this is what plays once he achieves true [[FREEDOM]].

[@themostop6142]

The sprite edit needs more appreciation here. Pirate Spamton looks really cool.

[@I_am_CoVIK]

Thank you! 🥰

[@Sassaparilla]

I think you mean "Pirated" Spamton. He is a program afterall.

[@phillusdillus353]

Peg-legged perfection.

[@Fake_Pep]

The Pirate hat has spamtons nose lol

[@Lunarcreeper]

pipis sword

[@JeremyFinch42]

These are the type of pirate beats that make my Woody go wild.

[@thereal4815]

wild woody in deltarune when

[@themixer8549]

Pause

[@thatoneperson5931]

wat

[@wolfkitty42]

WOODY THEORY REFERENCE?

[@avalanchetheicewing8153]

Your
Your What

[@BurntToast487]

i love that the pirate hat also has spamton eyes and a little nose

[@LaughingMask257]

So this is what we would’ve seen if we fought Spamton and Rouxls together. Both pirates in their own ways.

[@Meckolo]

that’s weirdly so accurate

[@XxSnom16]

Now's thine chance to be a big shoteth

[@mrblakeboy1420]

@@XxSnom16 *bigge shotteth

[@XxSnom16]

@mrblakeboy1420 fair point lol

[@walls-d5g]

I feel this will be in fnaf for no reason at all

[@ВЕЛИКИЙПАПИРУС-ъ4у]

Now you're chance to be a CAPITAN

[@GamingCreed47]

Now's your chance to [[Set Sail]]!

[@uwuowo214]

LOOK AT ME [Little sponge] I'M THE [BIG SHOT] NOW!

[@jackatk]

ARG! THE NAME BE _CAPTAIN_ SPAMTAIN, YE [Vitamin C Deficient] DOGG

[@farciarzfunny5326]

Now's your chance to [[pirate minecrap]]

[@Local_Sand_Eater]

Now's your chance to [[LEARN GRAMMAR]]

[@basilisk4428]

Spamton runs a pirating website in this universe

[@farciarzfunny5326]

We could pirate minecrap in the school

[@stellarbastard98]

ah yes, bigsh0t.cyberwrld

[@Skibidy_rizzler_]

GET [free minecrap] FOR [only 1,99$ a month]!!!

[@TheGoofyDevine]

I could see him doing that in the normal universe tbh

[@cumcer6140]

Based spamton

[@strangefishman7635]

this should happen as an antipiracy measure in the full game.
just pirate spamton.
floating there.
while this plays.

[@Integrous_Melodies]

"HAEHAEHAEHAAAAAAAA , [LITTLE SPONGE] DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD [free steam games!] THIS [Playthrough]? WELL I WONT ALLOW IT! BUT I WONT [you'd be dead where you stand.] YOU! INSTEAD WE'LL SIT HERE UNTIL YOU GIVE UP!"

[@gneu1527]

Or you would get to battle him but he would be really tanky and hard and if you beat him you get to play the game (and also there would be a bunch of anti-cheats that would make all his stats increase by 25% and it would disable the cheat)

[@JosephAnimStudios]

EAHEAHEAHEAHEAH!! THIS [[Little sponge]] COULDN'T STAND PAYING [$0.99] FOR THIS GAME!! "OOH LOOK AT ME!! I'M AN [you]" BUT DO NOT WORRY, I WILL NOT [[killed]] YOU. I WILL GIVE YOU [[2 minutes and twenty-one seconds]] TO GIVE UP!!

[@tonyhlm2]

imagine not being able to beat a fat chef lol

[@strangefishman7635]

@@tonyhlm2 >:(

[@dimentiothemagician]

ARGH ME !
IT’S ME!
EVERY BUDDY’S FAVOURITE [[Number 1 Rated Pirate 1797]]
CAPT
CAPTAIN SPAMBEARD!
ARGHARGHARGHARGH!

[@trouslinabone]

I imagine laugh being just Mr. Krab's laugh.

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

SHIVER ME !
WAS THAT A [[CANONBALL]] JUST NOW??
KRIS!
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU I COULD [[Tossed]] YOUR'E [[Twitching Body]] OVERBOARD

[@nerd_5615]

BLOW ME DOWN !
IF IT AIN'T A BLOODY
SWA SH BUCKLER
AYE AYE AYE!!

[@5upertnt_ng73]

Should've used {{THIS}} for the brackets

[@pizzapizza759]

@@5upertnt_ng73 no its garbage

[@MeloniestNeon]

The hat having a nose is what sells this sprite for me. Its weird how so many of Toby's songs just kinda... Work in this swing-y timeframe.

[@soulguibo]

this would be a very cool rhythm heaven mod

[@ARandomMinecraftVillager]

I can _see_ Flock Birds at 1:08

[@Purple_Sloth]

took me a while to get this one

[@soulguibo]

@@Purple_Sloth Could you elaborate a bit? What is there to get?

[@Purple_Sloth]

@@soulguibo rhythm heaven is pirated a ton

[@soulguibo]

@@Purple_Sloth oohh, I wish that was an intended joke lol

[@WubEphex]

Maybe that's why he says "ARE YOU READY [Kids]!?" after you defeat him with violence in the basement.

[@heianwood6119]

I CAN'T HEAR YOUR [cries into the receiver]

[@monkeyheadset2029]

Spamton when he learns that you can pirate movies:

[@thesalvager3020]

WHAT!!1! [$&@#] THE PRESSES!! I THOUGHT YOU COULD ONLY [Keygen] WITH [Encrypt your data today]! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WORKED WITH [Major motion picture event] TOO!

[@classierjohn6921]

KRISS ITS TIME TO [YOU ARE A PIRATE] THE ENTRIE [BEE MOVIE]

[@cheese_weaselz1144]

kris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@classierjohn6921]

@@cheese_weaselz1144 YEESSSS KRISS WE WILL [Swiper no swiping] THE [SAVE THE BEES] MOVIE AND THEN WE´ll MOVE ON TO THE [BIG BIG FAT OGRE]

[@mintypump649]

@@classierjohn6921 AND AFTER WE [[What are ya doin in my swamp]] WE’LL SAIL THE [[7 seas]]

[@neonotterpop2528]

LMFAO

[@thesalvager3020]

​@@mintypump649 ME AND YOU KID, WE'RE GONNA [make it to the Big Leagues!] WITH ALL OUR [High quality DVD rips] AND SIP THAT SWEET SWEET [Hyperlink Blocked]

[@hatandhoodie_]

One of his attacks is a downloaded car.

[@thesalvager3020]

I STOLE A [Filmography]! I STOLE A [Women's purses now only]!! I STOLE A [Cungadero]!!1!

[@virgilepiaux150]

You Wouldn’t Download A Cungadero

[@Sebastian-m8m]

"You couldn't download a lizard!"

[@Springy05]

The drums seem like he's marching
My man is going to bury that treasured kromer

[@twustermydude]

*Spamton insists to the crowd that homebrewing a TDS isn't that difficult, but the link he cites is broken.

[@provlogger7086]

u mean like tower defense simulator?

[@Cook3d_Fish]

@@provlogger7086yes

[@Zhizh.]

Now's your chance to [[Sail The Seven Seas]]!

[@GamingPlush64]

This is why you never pirate internet software.

[@cumcer6140]

This is why you always pirate internet software

[@keratopsian]

this is why it's morally correct to pirate internet software

[@elgatoloco1237]

@@keratopsian its morally correct if it is a big company like nintendo o ea, but no with indie games

[@gargolgaming8101]

@@elgatoloco1237 i pirated undertale and i'm not proud but i'm fucking broke and got bored 5 minutes into the game anyway

[@tetriscat66]

I was not expecting the syncopated notes at 0:45 to all be the same length

[@EmanielGorgonio]

It seems like Kris put the pirated disk inside the machine.

[@thesalvager3020]

Instructions unclear, accidentally used the Keygen instead of the LoadedDisk on the robot and now there's a pirate version of the trash gremlin that jumped me in an alleyway.

[@aidensavickas9227]

The song that plays when you pirate Deltarune and fight Spamton Neo.

[@Salmedr]

If you fight with rouxls kaard, but spamton

[@Lunarcreeper]

when u pirated a free demo:

[@i1protiv141]

Я уже придирался, что он не сможет пускать энергетические шары

[@I_am_CoVIK]

НАСТОЯЩЕМУ [Морскому Волку] НЕ НУЖНЫ ВСЯКИЕ [Пиписы] [За Полцены]

[@H_0wo_2be_gr8]

@@I_am_CoVIK
Но ему нужен пипис на плече в качестве попуга :0

[@I_am_CoVIK]

@@H_0wo_2be_gr8 Реально

[@БешеныйОгуречныйГенийМысли]

[Маленькая губка], ты забыл нашу [политка конфиденциальности]?
Ты хочешь, чтобы мы [голод] и продавали свои нелегальные [мусорный бак]и в обмен на последний [original] [[PIPIS]]!?
Чтобы [[KROMER]] и [[NEO-kromer]] попали в [телефон]!?!?
НЕТ!!! Так как долг на 50 [[PIPIS]] за душу стал [больше и лучше чем когда-либо], я представляю тебе новое средство против [капитализму от капиталиста]:
[[SIPIP]]
[Лучшая сабля 1799 года!]

[@Meiyu1]

Так он будет пускать [[настоящие пушечные ядра]] вместо [[Half-price PIPIS]]

[@MrAhmed-jh3wm]

HIS HAT HAS A CUTE [[Nose]] AND [[Eyes]]

[@icklemon07]

Omg it does

[@tahutoa]

GLAD TO HAVE YOUR [Gold Star(s)] FOR MY [[Head shoulders knees and toes]]!!

[@Dimoll]

- ARE YOU READY [Kids]?!

[@krystianperrine2860]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

[@ashercd6487]

@@krystianperrine2860 I CAN'T [Here] YOU!!!

[@cheese_weaselz1144]

*A Y E A Y E C A P T I N ! ! ! ! !*

[@SamdeskStudiosOfficial]

[Unintelligible Laughter] WHO [Freeloader!] IN A [Amazon Prime]APpLE UN DER TH3 ?

[@gumballwatterson6786]

When you downloaded pirate version of Deltarune, but it actually was secret official website where Toby Fox put a modded game

[@TwoNumbahNiens]

So like Game dev sim? When the devs spread fake pirated versions of the game ?

[@aidiyu8974]

Ah, it appears that this version of the keygen has been PIRATED.

[@Cool_cat2011]

Жестокий пират спамтон рубит всех саблей,и после этого выходит гига

[@postaldude6090]

oh god the russian hackers got to spamton

[@internetchomik376]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu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what

[@palck2954]

@@postaldude6090 Я съем твою душу

[@НЕКТО-д5о]

@@internetchomik376 yes

[@ochkosatany7650]

@@postaldude6090 that's russian channel dude. U invader, not us

[@lolman6759]

The [WAFFLE HOUSE] has found it's new [100% FREE BUILDING]

[@dazeoliver]

The [WAFFLE HOUSE] has found it's new [100% FREE BUILDING]

[@chubbypinkgodess]

*YOU [little sponges] WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY, AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT SPAM-
*SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!

[@thesalvager3020]

* Severely bit-crushed He's a Pirate starts playing, but starts skipping halfway through*

AU where everyone is a Pirate except Rouxls

[@Panyo_ThePanMan]

A DABLOON, DABLOON, A SHIPWRECK, SHIPWRECK!

[@luroust7297]

I love you didn’t just make the notes longer but actually made them sound great in 12/8

[@vanillaofficial8398]

THATS MY FAVOURITE [[Pie Rate]]

[@flumperflip2614]

OH THESE AIN’T HOMEMADE, THEy [started existing] IN A FACTORY, A [pipis] FACTORY, THEY’RE [pipis]

[@draw-girl1411]

KRIS, WANNA BECOME A [[You are a pirate!]] WITH ME!?

[@nobodyatall9999]

This is the version for people who play on pirated PC version

[@nobodyatall9999]

Or on switch emulator

[@Flowey_the_Flower.]

That moment when you pirate a free game _💀_

[@cumcer6140]

@@Flowey_the_Flower. i just dont have the money

[@IDrawSometimes_]

"that's gotta be the best pirate i've ever seen"
-"so it would seem"
[spamton uploads full movies to youtube]

[@palix2417]

The fact that the channel's name is in cyrillic is perfect

[@I_am_CoVIK]

🤨

[@Hollowlock]

Buddy, that’s Russian XD

[@cumcer6140]

@@Hollowlock russian language uses cyrillic letters, кириллица

[@Cubicflow]

@@Hollowlock Guess what script the russian alphabet comes from

[@Cubicflow]

@@Hollowlock "The Russian alphabet (ру́сский алфави́т, russkiy alfavit, or ру́сская а́збука, russkaya azbuka, more traditionally) is the script used to write the Russian language. It comes from the Cyrillic script, which was devised in the 9th century"

[@efton3536]

Нет ключа от [сделки века]? Спирать её!

[@dante_tuy2570]

[[Хехехе]] и бутылка кромеров

[@ChibGaming543]

KRIS
KRIS
KRIS
YES, I NEED [[you]]
TO [[you are a pirate]] THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] TO MY [[meet with friends]]UP PLACE

[@pure-human]

[Hypertreasure blocked]

[@valeronc4ik]

Твой шанс стать [большой жемчужиной]

[@Meiyu1]

*Зачем мне быть жемчужиной, жемчужиной, когда у меня есть свобода, свобода!*

[@adre2194]

This actually sounds really good

[@scelebob4329]

i REALLY love how his pirate hat has the same colouring as his glasses and overall theme.

[@orangefela]

Now's your chance to be a PIRATE SHIP
Be a, be a, be a PIRATE SHIP
Now's your, now's your, now's your chance to be a CAPTAIN

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Imagine a fangame that's just fighting this guy
It would somehow include all these comments

[@TheOkMeister12]

[[AHOY ME MATIES]] we must [[SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS]]!!

[@michaelsbasement]

Recommended to listen to at 1.1x speed (yes theres a custom speed option if you didnt know)

[@FlynnBrooksShepman]

now it's fast paced :) tanks to u

[@michaelsbasement]

@@FlynnBrooksShepman it just feels slower when put in the time signature, so this kinda fixes it

[@FlynnBrooksShepman]

@@michaelsbasement yeah.

[@2_OP]

@@michaelsbasement No

[@michaelsbasement]

@@2_OP okay?

[@SimoHayha43]

Now we need a Russian big shot Remix and we'll be good

[@crocketlawnchair259]

1:08 I love Spamton jauntily having a mental breakdown

[@SollidnitrogeN]

I guess you could say the Keygen was... cracked!
this will probably go over the head of non pirates, I'll see myself out.

[@Shloof]

“Raise the sails!” “But there are none” “Nonesense! You be the sails!”

[@deepfriedfish]

YAR HAR [BIG SHOT]

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

Why be a glum [[land lubber]] who hates he [[4 dabloon]] life, when ye can be thine [[captain of yer own ship!!]]

[@redsphinx113]

[Yar Har! Fiddle dee-dee!]

[@Dr_MaIpractice]

Nice sprite, but it would be cool if the strings were ropes from a pirate ship and hes tied to the mast

[@beezwacks]

Cool detail I noticed: the pirate hat has a little spamton nose as well! also glasses

[@Andaisdet]

This sounds like a theme for Wario Neo

[@low-qualityproductions4033]

WATCH ME [[Sail]] MAMA!

[@clawcakes]

i love the sprite. the pipis sword is so good

[@atrinical7271]

this goes perfectly with the drunken sailor lyrics

[@SillySausage902]

"[Yo Ho Ho!], Kris! I'm going to [Plunder] your [heart-shaped object], you [scallywag!]"

[@jackatk]

ARG! THE NAME BE CAPTON SPAMTON, YE [Vitamin C Deficient] DOGG

[@Pintochun]

Yarr mate, now be ye time to be a [BIG SHOT]

[@JacketVR]

ENEMIES! KRIS, FIRE A [BIG SHOT] BY PRESSING [E]!

[@be_chill_everyone]

'Now, [MATEY]... you'll become one of my [BIG_SHOTS].'

[@vizbga3874]

Слово кромер и слово Нео означает для вас одно и тоже

[@lotsofsouper]

Rouxls went in the loaded disc with Spamton

[@nathanthompson9967]

When I started [pirating keygen] I became a [[B I G S H O T]]

[@CringusMcDingus]

Arr! Now be yer chance to be a big shot!

[@WillButtlerYeets]

😂Dude this spamton wouldve been hilarious. A pirate-bay-esque plunderer whos ship is literally made of popup ads.

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

Cannon Shot

[@TheAdvertisement]

Spamton NEO but the puppeteer was drunk.

[@DatKooby]

KRIS! I NEED TOU TO [you are a pirate!] ME THAT KEYGEN SO I CAN SO I CAN SO I CAN [yargh there be an embargo on that hyperlink]

[@Ycratcy]

Йо хо хо Крис! [Наобордаж!!]

[@amethystjade9331]

Let this be known as the day that you almost ------------- .... Captain Jack Spamton

[@wolfzend5964]

I know it's an eye patch, but it looks like Spamton's face cracked like the Key Gen did.
That being said, this is a great mix of Big Shot.

[@I_am_CoVIK]

Thank you!

[@koopatroopa7968]

Thanks, now you've got me thinking of Spamton with Gaster's features, and now I want to make an AU but I don't have the pixel art, musical, or coding skills to make it.

[@latetwenies]

Is that??? THE PIPIS SCIMTAR!1!!1

[@olegator1551]

Пов: скачал дельтарун с торрента

[@thegamerFOX45]

"SORRY [matey] BUT THIS TREASURE BE [mine! mine!] I WONT LET YOU [steal] THE [foundation] JUST LIKE THAT, WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A [freshwater marine]!?"

[@pudge9701]

* Spamton is on the swings...
* So is his music.

[@Anonymouspersonguy]

Big shot in heavy swing

[@servalboy8412]

Foxys ai gets loaded onto the disc instead of spamton

[@elliecassar1881]

"KRIS, IM A [YARR YARR] PIRATE NOW"

[@GoldfinchesBoris]

КРИС,
ты что...
НЕ КУПИТЬ КЕЙГЕН А СПИРАТИТЬ ЕГО ЗА
[0] КРОМЕР?!

[@Meiyu1]

Ты думал это был Крис, но это был Я,
*Д Ж Е В И Л, Д Ж Е В И Л!*

[@jaybat7399]

is KRIS IS THAT THE LEGENDARY [pipis] [[SWORRRRD]]

[@OffbrandDTraveler]

New episode of One Piece looking promising

[@tbp_entertainment]

Yeah. Spamton would definitely pirate his wares.

[@nic4413]

ARGH, [Little Sponge]
I GOT SOME [[Number 1 Best Pirated Movies]]
AND HURRY UP AND BUY BEFORE THEY'RE ALL GONE!

[@Moon_dude__]

[[DONT YOU WANT TO BE A [Ship commander] KRISP?]]

[@wholekilogramofbutter480]

NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO [[Walk The Plank]]

[@wuffles9584]

Kris! It is I-eth, Roulxs Kaard. I hath findeth this coole robot but I hath accidentally transformed mine consciousness into it-eth!

[@ndres6955]

BIG SHOT, but you [PIRATE]d the LOADED DISK

[@willow5945]

*KRIS, LOOK!!
* ...
* ...
*[[Pipis Sword]]

[@CpAreX]

why ride a [LITTLE SLOOP], when you can be a [CAPITAN OF A GALEONE]

[@ConeMan_Gaming602]

KRISTOPHER YOU SONETH OF A [Five percent off] ILL TAKE YER BOOTEYTH! AND THE [Kromer]Th will be [Thy] Mineth!

[@Lil-Grampa]

Йо-хо-хо и бутылка [S.POISON]!

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

WOW.
*YOU SURE [[Screwed]] THAT ONE UP BADLY.*

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

now’s yer chance to walk the plank