Shocking New David Dobrik Allegations, Barstool vs Taylor Swift - Off The Rails #88

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  • @AngelaMarie426
    @AngelaMarie426 Рік тому +3523

    AB standing in the tanning bed covering his junk, with boxers on his head is the most AB shit I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣

    • @madddie.
      @madddie. Рік тому +32

      so funny

    • @SageAutumn1103
      @SageAutumn1103 Рік тому +64

      I literally screamed when I heard that lmfaooo

    • @ashs7869
      @ashs7869 Рік тому +29

      He was standing, hahaha so it makes it a little funnier 😅😅😅

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn Рік тому +13

      lmaoooo he's so funny

    • @gwenniekidd1892
      @gwenniekidd1892 Рік тому +32

      AB is always up to something lmao

  • @AliceDepaul
    @AliceDepaul Рік тому +2134

    Everybody guessing Love’s weight like he’s a pig at a carnival was everything

  • @kaitlyns9972
    @kaitlyns9972 Рік тому +4206

    Ethan weighing his employees via lift & guess is very Michael Scott

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun Рік тому +119

      @@FreshNews247splitting the live show revenue isn’t very Michael Scott

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому +5

      @@Youokhungot ‘em! Yess

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Рік тому +27

      @@FreshNews247 i mean HE LITERALLY DID THAT in the show.

    • @ashleetrieu8320
      @ashleetrieu8320 Рік тому +20

      Remember to credit miss Olivia for the idea tho! Love her 🫶🏻

    • @creature8543
      @creature8543 Рік тому

      @@FreshNews247you mad about michael scott jokes? lame as fuck 😢 smoking crack once isn’t very michael scott of ethan

  • @meggiemooiloveyou
    @meggiemooiloveyou Рік тому +990

    Dan has really become one of my favourite parts of the show now. I feel like he’s really come into his own comedically

    • @KandraOfDreadlight
      @KandraOfDreadlight Рік тому +35

      His latest chair/desk/lighting set up is looking really good too!

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Рік тому +84

      Post scorpion chair Dan putting up numbers

    • @itsjess1046
      @itsjess1046 Рік тому +74

      The scorpion chair really held him back 😩

    • @killerqueem
      @killerqueem Рік тому +5

      the show is not the same when hes not there!!!

    • @KillerKabel
      @KillerKabel Рік тому +2

      Merchant 3873 more like Merchant of POETRY 🎉

  • @laurenrabbitt8656
    @laurenrabbitt8656 Рік тому +1264

    Zach, you have to sound bite Dan saying “hott little twink” 😂

  • @BatDragonLuver
    @BatDragonLuver Рік тому +396

    Now that Love is actually in the studio, we can appreciate how funny he actually is.

    • @pikachulovable
      @pikachulovable Рік тому +8

      Sometimes I would be like where’s love ? And he was just quiet. I love him being in the studio so much.

  • @karinaalene7268
    @karinaalene7268 Рік тому +1597

    Brb dropping out of college bc crowder said guys don’t care about that and impressing men was the only reason I went 🏃🏻‍♀️

    • @jordan11752
      @jordan11752 Рік тому

      That’s like so brave the left will be so triggered by your trad lifestyle

    • @michellemcknight8479
      @michellemcknight8479 Рік тому +36

      i think that really reflects their mindset and possibly why they do these podcasts, being that in reality theyre so desperate for a girlfriend and they think doing some lame podcast for clout is the only way they can get one

    • @HelloitsSigmar
      @HelloitsSigmar Рік тому +11

      That sounds really impressive to me. Must be because I’m a man 🧍‍♂️

    • @TheBloodypimp
      @TheBloodypimp Рік тому

      good. does that mean you are going to be free to be my dungeon sex kitten now?/s

    • @karinaalene7268
      @karinaalene7268 Рік тому +17

      @@HelloitsSigmar the dropping out? thank you 💅🏼

  • @johnlorenz2671
    @johnlorenz2671 Рік тому +759

    ethans behavior as a newly tatted individual might be the strongest evidence we have that he is in fact michael scoot

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 Рік тому +21

      He's Prison Mike now.

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Рік тому

      ahahaha this killed me why did i not think of that@@aaroneusjames2342

    • @josiebarnett7184
      @josiebarnett7184 Рік тому +5

      And weighing Love by lift and having everyone else guess.

    • @Lucas51397
      @Lucas51397 Рік тому +8

      Michael Scoot 😂

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Рік тому

      lmao it was a typo but i had to leave it 🤣🤣@@Lucas51397

  • @nopls4158
    @nopls4158 Рік тому +1737

    Im so glad olivia suggested to pick up love and guess... that was so fun to watch

  • @DanRyanCarter
    @DanRyanCarter Рік тому +201

    I just wanna point out that @32:52 Zack played the Back to Future music because AB said the chiro woman's name is Lorraine and that's also Marty McFly's mom's name in the movie. That is god tier sound lad shit right there 👑🙌🏻

  • @Maria4
    @Maria4 Рік тому +1052

    I am old enough to be Mom to a lot of you guys and I love this pod… I remember yelling at my daughter because she would just have you playing over and over and even fall asleep with it playing all night.
    I finally decided to give it a try because I miss her (she got a job in Cali and moved away) and I wanted to feel like she was still here. Maybe one of the few Gen X’rs here

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Рік тому +138

      omg my heart ❤ this is so sweet. I hope your daughter is having a great time and that you guys get time to catch up frequently enough.

    • @jessb3501
      @jessb3501 Рік тому +61

      This is so pure

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 Рік тому +55

      Aw mom this is very sweet ❤❤❤❤ shoutout to u and ur daughter

    • @TaylorDoesWhatever
      @TaylorDoesWhatever Рік тому +49

      Welcome to the family ❤️

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 Рік тому +38

      That is so sweet ❤️. I am in my mid 40s and at first was embarrassed that I was a fan, now I love people who get H3 humor and topics. Family ❤️❤️

  • @leonardrockstein2700
    @leonardrockstein2700 Рік тому +519

    I'm dying at Ethan saying "cultural poltergeist" instead of "cultural zeitgeist"

    • @samuelfraley8737
      @samuelfraley8737 Рік тому +11

      Haven’t got there yet but this sounds fucking hilarious.

    • @johnlorenz2671
      @johnlorenz2671 Рік тому +16

      another quote for michael scott evidence book

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 Рік тому +4

      Culturgeist.

    • @samysnes
      @samysnes Рік тому +1

      I came to the comments hoping I was not the only one. First time I've laughed out loud in a long while lol

  • @whatintheworld7624
    @whatintheworld7624 Рік тому +411

    Love gaining weight as soon as he moves to the US is the most american ish ever lmao

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Рік тому +13

      He's truly one of us :') Welcome home, King

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta Рік тому +1

      The group weighing sesh was everything too 😂

  • @ElizabethMeadow
    @ElizabethMeadow Рік тому +146

    Did anyone else catch AB at 1:45:35 saying "okay cool" in response to Dan saying the cream will give ethan skin cancer, calling back to Natalie's message about Jeff.
    AB your joke didn't go unnoticed mate 😄😄

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya Рік тому +19

      AB is very funny. He is insecure and quiet so his jokes sometimes go unnoticed.

    • @xenahex
      @xenahex Рік тому +6

      @@mirofeyaexactly!! I’ve noticed this about him for a year or so now and want to shake some confidence into him through the screen, he deserves to shine like the lil baddie he is ✨

  • @Caelle95
    @Caelle95 Рік тому +1326

    Please, can someone with editing skills make Dan into a medieval peasant with his little bread dance hahahaha

    • @makiya_hughes
      @makiya_hughes Рік тому +50

      !!! MODS !!! What are you going to do !!!

    • @Caelle95
      @Caelle95 Рік тому +30

      timestamp: 3:30:25

    • @ArtByJUSTSAM
      @ArtByJUSTSAM Рік тому +11

      @@Caelle95 I was watching at 1.5x speed and Dan got down with that bread!

    • @chefrishbunny
      @chefrishbunny Рік тому +5

      Mods please do something

    • @tylermartin7273
      @tylermartin7273 Рік тому +7

      Medieval peasants - "Pass the loaf!!"

  • @kookiedoodle1
    @kookiedoodle1 Рік тому +205

    ethan discovering the feeling of getting a tattoo is somewhat parallel to guys taking shrooms finding empathy for the first time

    • @inelegantlady8633
      @inelegantlady8633 Рік тому +2

      Indeed. Or a bit of the vibe of them trying the 'TENS Unit' & thinking it was anywhere near peroid cramps, none the less labor. When that thang is used to Help Back & Muscle pain. His pain threshold is as tiny as his hands lol. Sorry! Had to do it 😆✌🏽❣.

  • @michellev8475
    @michellev8475 Рік тому +435

    Everyone always ignores AB jokes, but I literally lol'd when Love mispronounced fiber, then AB immediately follows and purposefully mispronounces it too. "Feeber." 🤣😂

    • @beliveinpassion1985
      @beliveinpassion1985 Рік тому +20

      ‘HAGS’ had me laughing too

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 Рік тому +7

      @@sander10 well its still a mispronounciation in english

    • @paulinezugzwang1773
      @paulinezugzwang1773 Рік тому

      Let's not make fun of people's accent

    • @makiya_hughes
      @makiya_hughes Рік тому +31

      And the Dearborn joke about the terrorist Panera???? I had to pause I was laughing so hard

    • @caprisun6910
      @caprisun6910 Рік тому +1

      ​@yoshita4140 speak american while ur in Merica'!

  • @stingstang7049
    @stingstang7049 Рік тому +618

    Ethan has had some wild food takes this week... first saying Jersey Mike's is secretive and sketchy (they make the sandwhiches right infront of you and cut the meat for each specific sanwhich) and now calling Panera "consistent" before he even tries it lmao

    • @saal0
      @saal0 Рік тому +13

      Getting wild with it this week

    • @taurusandlibra2638
      @taurusandlibra2638 Рік тому +18

      If Ethan keeps this up Teddy Fresh will be banned from every thrift store across the globe 😔

    • @GlitterPixi3
      @GlitterPixi3 Рік тому +5

      Him gassing up Panera without having had it was the most criminal thing I've seen on the podcast

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +3

      some real “great guy, never met em” energy

    • @annlyp6303
      @annlyp6303 Рік тому

      Not gonna lie, my Panera is consistent

  • @AleksVideoHole
    @AleksVideoHole Рік тому +426

    it was very nice to see olivia’s soup gambit pay off

  • @Squirrley
    @Squirrley Рік тому +1032

    Petition to ban Ethan from using the button just because no one in the studio laughed. It’s clear and blatant button abuse!

    • @leslie92772
      @leslie92772 Рік тому +153

      MODS

    • @justanaveragejess86
      @justanaveragejess86 Рік тому +8

      AND petition God for glitching them in the end 😂

    • @ttttypes
      @ttttypes Рік тому +41

      Ethan using the button for self-conscious reasons makes every other button use funnier

    • @adriannahowell2359
      @adriannahowell2359 Рік тому +28

      I think in this case he just pressed it because the fact that no one laughed made him think it was something offensive

    • @KillerKabel
      @KillerKabel Рік тому +11

      ​@@adriannahowell2359 that awkward moment when you make what you thought was a slightly inappropriate joke and the room just goes silent. Yup. I think you've got a point. 😅

  • @jamienicole3240
    @jamienicole3240 Рік тому +1128

    you know when h3 is your life when you know what soundbite Zach is going to play before he plays it..💁🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️

    • @Kimbo_slyce
      @Kimbo_slyce Рік тому +83

      Or when you say it at work and no one understands what tf you’re talking about and why you’re laughing at yourself 😂

    • @equitation.equestrian
      @equitation.equestrian Рік тому +20

      ​@@Kimbo_slycethis is me everyday at home because my husband is a hater and won't watch

    • @XTheJenovaProjectX
      @XTheJenovaProjectX Рік тому +2

      I do this too

    • @sailorrabbit8427
      @sailorrabbit8427 Рік тому +18

      I’m starting to hear the sound bites in the back of my mind during everyday life now

    • @h3corptempbutevadinganass
      @h3corptempbutevadinganass Рік тому +1

      Hahahahahah there's a few ways but guess.that is one.of the great tells, says you know ir gaining soundbite.skills you'll never use!😅❤

  • @leehawing
    @leehawing Рік тому +161

    Dan calling Ethan a twink literally fuckinf shook me to my core

  • @kamirinc
    @kamirinc Рік тому +352

    Natalie saying “how’s everything LOOKING for him?” Now that’s fucked up lol THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY BLURRY FOR HIM NATALIE DAVID ALMOST MADE HIS EYE FALL OUT

    • @Jasmine--
      @Jasmine-- Рік тому +5

      Lmao

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 Рік тому +1

      Ngl that seems to be some arbitrary nonsense to get caught up in.
      I'm not defending either of them because gross... But come on. A lot of people talk like that. It just means, "hey. What are we looking at? Is he okay? Anything long term?
      The don't literally mean "how does he LOOK?"
      ....I just don't know why not actually criticize the actual behaviors instead of semantics.

  • @noxxas
    @noxxas Рік тому +210

    Would Ethan be mad if I used his credit card to buy some Teddy Fresh? I'm basically paying Hila with his money at that point

  • @sushiifoxx
    @sushiifoxx Рік тому +211

    transitioning out of THE BEST arm segment with "long live taylor swift, and may her enemies perish in hellfire" might be my favorite podcast moment.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Рік тому +1

      she's still WASP coded af tho

    • @strictlyrudeinhd
      @strictlyrudeinhd Рік тому +3

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404 Which is part of the reason why she's so mainstream in the US.

    • @19BookLover
      @19BookLover Рік тому +3

      @@strictlyrudeinhd all her Eras tour shows sold out globally. she’s popular worldwide.

    • @strictlyrudeinhd
      @strictlyrudeinhd Рік тому +2

      @@19BookLover true I'm not saying it's the only reason she's popular, she's got a perfect combination of traits to be Micheal Jackson popular like she is.

    • @jamiejacobs8353
      @jamiejacobs8353 Рік тому

      THE ARM SEGMENT I WAS SCREAMING

  • @firmanang9132
    @firmanang9132 Рік тому +117

    Dan be eating bread like a goddamn medieval cartoon character

  • @jillianekaymusic
    @jillianekaymusic Рік тому +43

    One of my fav things is when you can hear a laugh of someone who isn’t mic’d in the background. You guys are helping me get through it rn. And by it I mean life. Appreciate y’all. 💗

  • @jjthejetplane6
    @jjthejetplane6 Рік тому +532

    Am I the only one who actually likes watching them order food and then eat it???

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +33

      Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t skip past the food orders, so thank you. YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME!!

    • @joebarra1010
      @joebarra1010 Рік тому +26

      It’s one of my favorite parts of the show

    • @gossgorl
      @gossgorl Рік тому +18

      There’s a special kind of lore in it that isn’t really worth anyone mentioning or explaining but it’s there

    • @notedfrrr
      @notedfrrr Рік тому +3

      they’re just like us

    • @A_ree_ta
      @A_ree_ta Рік тому +3

      ITS MY FAVOURITE THING AND NO ONE CAN TAKE IT FROM US

  • @sadiessupermommy
    @sadiessupermommy Рік тому +464

    They should just retitle this episode to what we ordered from Panera bread 🥖😂

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Рік тому +68

    Ethan eating cereal out of the Tupperware truly shows he’s a man of the people. He said what I’ve been afraid to say all my life. IT IS BETTER.

  • @bobynoname8194
    @bobynoname8194 Рік тому +509

    MODZ we need a hr department Ethan asked TWO members of the cast to undress in this episode alone

    • @naffoff
      @naffoff Рік тому +3

      ​@@FreshNews247omg you hate the mods so much ahahahaha

    • @PeppySteps
      @PeppySteps Рік тому +30

      ​@@naffoffDude got 1k+ hate comments. I've never see a sadder existence than trolls lol.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Рік тому +2

      Ethan IS hr 😉👍

    • @veronicasuxxx1502
      @veronicasuxxx1502 Рік тому +6

      MOOOOOOODS!!!!!!

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun Рік тому +3

      @@FreshNews247do you at least enjoy the show? And just dislike certain parts?

  • @kita476
    @kita476 Рік тому +103

    Olivia’s joke about hearing they make movies about those people ( about Fresh and Fit never having a relationship) was so underrated lol

    • @liesbeneathoureyes
      @liesbeneathoureyes Рік тому +12

      I also loved her saying Barstool Sports guy had an “evil heart” with the hugest delighted grin on her face lmaooo

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye Рік тому +411

    it’s okay Love, we call it the “Freshman 15” here in America. you still got wiggle room, enjoy yourself. 🌮🍔

    • @cassandra811
      @cassandra811 Рік тому +45

      ​@@FreshNews247Damn bro ur heading towards 60 fucking years old and here u are... Spending every waking moment hate watching a show and leaving thousands of comments. What a fun and fulfilling life uve built for urself.

    • @laurenrabbitt8656
      @laurenrabbitt8656 Рік тому +1

      Amen brother! 😂

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Рік тому +4

      It's his first semester in America. Our lil foreign exchange student

  • @r.i.pmydog7723
    @r.i.pmydog7723 Рік тому +109

    I need a compilation of the crew ordering food for 5 hours

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому +4

      @h3bakery this is right up your alley homie

    • @Alyssa-vk3lb
      @Alyssa-vk3lb Рік тому +7

      Everyone hates but I love the food ordering segments

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint Рік тому +1

      Always makes me hungry

    • @dmer-zy3rb
      @dmer-zy3rb Рік тому +1

      if you compile it from all the years of the h3 podcast it must be more than 5 hours.

  • @MJ-zo3kc
    @MJ-zo3kc Рік тому +600

    immediately stopped eating when Zach said his daily shit texture was SOFT SERVE 🍦

    • @indi2544
      @indi2544 Рік тому +61

      MEE TOO OMG sat down with my pizza ready for the pod and that was the first thing they talk abt smh i got pizza cursed

    • @zhou_sei
      @zhou_sei Рік тому +1

      ooooo, yeah... i want some mint soft serve.

    • @Heyitshaileyyy
      @Heyitshaileyyy Рік тому +2

      @@indi2544literally same 😭😭

    • @ciaraaaaa
      @ciaraaaaa Рік тому +10

      i was eating a cup of chili 😭💀

    • @ravendarkholme7971
      @ravendarkholme7971 Рік тому

      @@ciaraaaaaoh god😂

  • @caizerrrrrrrrr
    @caizerrrrrrrrr Рік тому +66

    Ethan just casually looking at his tattoo and touching it is honestly such a vibe. I can relate 😂

  • @giannamaria8430
    @giannamaria8430 Рік тому +231

    I am an esthetician and hearing them talking about using sunscreen daily made me so happy

    • @superninjuhful
      @superninjuhful Рік тому +11

      Skin care addict here and literally same 🥹🫶🏽

    • @reannaeliav3925
      @reannaeliav3925 Рік тому +16

      Esthetician here too and I am appalled that they went into tanning beds

    • @giannamaria8430
      @giannamaria8430 Рік тому +22

      @@reannaeliav3925 RIGHT I got a chill down my spine when AB said he was in the tanning bed for 12 minutes like BRUH

    • @boanless
      @boanless Рік тому +15

      I’m a vacuum salesman and I love sunscreen ‼️

    • @giannamaria8430
      @giannamaria8430 Рік тому +1

      @@boanless love to hear it!!

  • @brithemandrake
    @brithemandrake Рік тому +65

    Dan: “what are we gonna do about Tuesdays?”
    Ethan: “It’s part of the thrill”

  • @ash-__-
    @ash-__- Рік тому +197

    Olivia needs to be careful she definitely almost overdosed on her slay pills today omg

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Рік тому +71

    “There’s a certain point in your life where you gotta put the fork down or pay the price” he sounded so serious 😂😂

    • @notconspiracyminded
      @notconspiracyminded Рік тому +6

      That shit is not a joke, still funny though I agree

    • @carmandirda
      @carmandirda Рік тому +2

      It's not even a weight thing. My dad's side of the family are very skinny naturally, and some have diabetes due to poor diet. People need to learn to eat well when they're young so they don't pay the price when they're older and it's harder to change.

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 Рік тому +513

    Hope your back feels better, Ian. Crazy that you're just rawdogging the pain like that.

    • @hecate000
      @hecate000 Рік тому +85

      @@FreshNews247wait keyword real or men

    • @ash-is-napping
      @ash-is-napping Рік тому

      Key word idiot

    • @eeeeerrrrr1851
      @eeeeerrrrr1851 Рік тому +9

      Ian, Please do stretches to relieve the pain throughout the day. Watch your posture working out or when you are sitting.
      If you can get a massage ball, press against the exact paint and massage against wall or floor.
      I usually will try pressure point sandals, first try with thick socks and walk around for 10 mins. Slowly work your way to thinner socks.
      Ethan, please buy Ian a standing desk. It also helps me to keep a foot massager under my desk, it helps maintain posture but warm up the feet too.

    • @PatronSilverWave
      @PatronSilverWave Рік тому +54

      @@FreshNews247do real men have 1k+ hate comments on a single youtube channel 😭

    • @thugnarsty
      @thugnarsty Рік тому

      His dumbass needs some CBD THC 1 to 1 ratio gummies

  • @SantaSmiles
    @SantaSmiles Рік тому +236

    I'm from Europe and a huge foodie so I actually really enjoy the part where they order food cus it's interesting to see what you get and also I love when you guys review it and give your opinions. I am always looking out for new suggestions for the next time I go to America so yeah. And I love when people try out new foods that they've never had.

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому +8

      Love this take! 👏 a healthy and cultured king/queen

    • @SantaSmiles
      @SantaSmiles Рік тому +1

      Aww thank you so much king/queen! Love ya!@@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye

    • @Polaris21842
      @Polaris21842 Рік тому +1

      It’s interesting to see them call soup fancy, because it’s like the cheapest and most common lunch where I am lol

    • @alice73333
      @alice73333 Рік тому

      @@Polaris21842well people rarely order soup as a takeout it's mostly fast food

    • @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC
      @ArtistFormallyKnownasMC Рік тому +1

      Some in the live chat want them to hurry up on days when they talk a good bit while ordering food. I enjoy the chatter, too. It’s all part of the show.

  • @isabellebravo8602
    @isabellebravo8602 Рік тому +101

    Olivia is the best thing that has ever happened to this podcast and I stand by it

    • @mh2120
      @mh2120 Рік тому +17

      She contoured the whole podcast 💅

    • @xXBlackSheepRuleXx
      @xXBlackSheepRuleXx Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @vanessaultimo1926
      @vanessaultimo1926 Рік тому +9

      Agreed. She brings the slay

    • @lexxwippel
      @lexxwippel Рік тому +6

      She elevated the women especially!! We all should have our girlies hyped at elevated 😮‍💨

  • @shannonwrightactor
    @shannonwrightactor Рік тому +94

    i hope the crew knows how much comfort, laughter, and community they bring on the daily to folks going thru it. PEACE & LOVE!!!! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY!

  • @thomasyepes4965
    @thomasyepes4965 Рік тому +61

    Olivia comparing herself to Shaq is an underrated H3 moment

  • @Dhi_Bee
    @Dhi_Bee Рік тому +265

    Love has the palette of a 5 year old American picky eater & it’s so funny. Like I imagine him eating dino-shaped nuggets with BBQ sauce with boxed mac & cheese & Mountain Dew every other day😂

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Рік тому +3

      i mean if he can do that and stay skinny then he gets too cuz thats basicaly how i eat and it's my treat for being thin so there

    • @genericname8727
      @genericname8727 Рік тому +27

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404 it’s quite common for skinny people to eat nothing much other than these sorts of foods. A lot of people with severe eating disorders don’t eat much other than junk food too. It worries me when people glorify being skinny over being healthy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if adults choose to eat this way, but doing it because you’re skinny seems like a very unhealthy mentality you shouldn’t be promoting.

    • @monotheistic
      @monotheistic Рік тому +5

      I used to be like that. And then I became an adult and started taking care of myself. You’ll get there someday, hopefully

    • @vmofu7317
      @vmofu7317 Рік тому

      @@genericname8727every time his diet comes up I just worry about the health complications down the line 😭

    • @xmeygan
      @xmeygan Рік тому +9

      Is it funny though? It's kinda sad to me, he's not THAT young or skinny

  • @proveska
    @proveska Рік тому +37

    Dan: "Alright Kevin Pedo. Oh, Pedigo sorry." I died🤣

  • @alexzandrarubino9039
    @alexzandrarubino9039 Рік тому +48

    Ethan scheduling a little lunch date with Hila while on air is so cute

  • @morgankarcher9744
    @morgankarcher9744 Рік тому +42

    AB mocking Love, “high in feeber” killed me

  • @dragonhollZ
    @dragonhollZ Рік тому +143

    1:05:53 Ethan calling a McDonald’s breakfast burrito a tube filled with demons is crazy 😂

    • @__ren
      @__ren Рік тому +9

      kenneth copeland approves

    • @aimeegreen4050
      @aimeegreen4050 Рік тому +4

      And the burrito is GOATED. The slander is unacceptable… it hits so hard with the salsa packets they give you

    • @Ags19
      @Ags19 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I used to work at McDonald’s and those burritos get made in huge batches then frozen & microwaved to order. Just sayin 🤷‍♀️

    • @notconspiracyminded
      @notconspiracyminded Рік тому

      True af

    • @dragonhollZ
      @dragonhollZ Рік тому +1

      @@aimeegreen4050 I’m a McMuffin girlie but you are so valid, i cannot believe they didn’t know they were on the menu lmao

  • @thegirlwithamicrophone
    @thegirlwithamicrophone Рік тому +61

    “Why are you cupping your balls while pissing” dying laughing love you Cam

  • @titaniumfeather5000
    @titaniumfeather5000 Рік тому +74

    I love it when they order food, I feel like if The H3 Podcast wasn't independently owned they wouldn't be able to do this or segments where Ethan "goes to a Mcdonalds" and eat for 10 mins in silence

    • @SinForTheSaint
      @SinForTheSaint Рік тому +1

      That shit was so stupid but it was so damn funny.

  • @nomad_89
    @nomad_89 Рік тому +200

    They should have a segment every week where love eats like a normal person for the whole day because he can't eat like a toddler forever.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Рік тому +1

      this is normal american eating habits. But really people can eat what they want, some have fast metabolisms. Maybe you can't

    • @gobsmack84
      @gobsmack84 Рік тому +15

      ​@@banquetoftheleviathan1404also. Americans are mostly overweight

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому +11

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404normal for who? Lol I’m American and not even close. The people around me don’t eat like that either. I used to up until I was in my late twenties admittedly, and it took a partner wanting to expand my palette to help me break those habits and now I’m able to eat healthier and lift some of the burden on the US healthcare system burdened by obesity, but yeah no his eating isn’t what I consider “normal,” at least for full grown adults.

    • @ceciliap5336
      @ceciliap5336 Рік тому +15

      Lolll he’s just excited to eat American fast food and all the snacks that are super hard to get in Europe, he will eventually get tired of it and start eating normal, at least that’s how it was for me 😆

    • @3242vibe
      @3242vibe Рік тому +12

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404that’s not normal to anyone but a toddler. might be normal for you but not the average person

  • @baabaq9126
    @baabaq9126 Рік тому +25

    Ethan gently caressing his tattoo is everything to me.
    Brave king

  • @Shadyb15
    @Shadyb15 Рік тому +32

    It’s actually so wholesome when Zach talks about praying every night and just being thankful and grateful.

  • @leslie92772
    @leslie92772 Рік тому +16

    “Soup?
    Idk it sounded sweet for a second”
    Olivia is so funny.

  • @grayvalin3299
    @grayvalin3299 Рік тому +121

    Dan: "She found a rectangle to fill her hole dude"
    💀

    • @amyp473
      @amyp473 Рік тому +3

      I gasped

    • @veronicaescobedo6441
      @veronicaescobedo6441 Рік тому +3

      I was laughing so hard and Ethan didn't even flinch, but Zach got it with the drum sound bite. SO GOOD! I ♥️ H3

  • @mugenstyles
    @mugenstyles Рік тому +7

    Legitimately enjoyed the technical difficulties that occurred around 2:49:00, being able to see all the different "we pressed the button" screens was nice! Lots that I don't think have ever been shown before

  • @Beejanew
    @Beejanew Рік тому +51

    I’m glad Ethan agrees that Travis Kelce is dreamy. Love it.

  • @jogorg2210
    @jogorg2210 Рік тому +103

    I want to see the crew do a camping trip for the weekend and make a segment. That would be so much fun.

    • @stephaniecutting9223
      @stephaniecutting9223 Рік тому +5

      I can just imagine Ian leading the segment like he’s out at some event just interviewing everyone else in the crew 😂

    • @MrDougfunny7
      @MrDougfunny7 Рік тому +3

      I feel like them doing a televised escape room would be 🔥

  • @messjess181
    @messjess181 Рік тому +177

    AB AND LENA - please do not go in the tanning bed. It’s so dangerous! Quickest ticket to skin cancer 💯

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому

      I did my senior thesis on tanning beds and their correlation to skin cancer and there are too many variables to get into but the overall findings support that burning, not tanning without burning, contributes to all types of skin cancer - as much in the sun outdoors as indoors. Tanning without burning was not found to be linked to higher rates of skin cancer and vitamin D from UV ray intake is substantially higher than supplements and helps prevent much more serious internal cancers. This is an important myth that needs to be debunked. My paper had 22 peer reviewed sources and is about a decade old but the info is out there. The major distinction: Tanning, NOT BURNING, helps more than harms. And most people are more likely to burn in the sun outdoors like at the beach, daily without sunscreen, etc. Indoor tanning promotes a base-tan and should be approached carefully, with a slow introduction, tapering up in minutes over weeks. Avoiding burning at all costs. And not all minutes are created equal as some beds provide more UVB rays than others. It’s fascinating (to me) but even aside from personal interest, the huge effect on preventing internal cancers really deserves more discussion. But, Big Sunscreen is actually a thing - backed by Big Skincare whose pockets are veryyy long.

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Рік тому +1

      They both already look so good. They don't need it.

    • @sw8547
      @sw8547 Рік тому +2

      It could be for a skin condition, I have to go 3 times a month for my psoriasis 😭 otherwise i am completely covered in it like 80% of my body 😭. I do get skin cancer checks 4 times a year though just in case

  • @daniellerodgers6493
    @daniellerodgers6493 Рік тому +27

    11:30 Love “ well I’m not making super processed foods like hamburgers”
    Also love “ oh, I make pasta’s and hamburgers” 😊

    • @ssalviaa
      @ssalviaa Рік тому

      a hamburger you make yourself from scratch isn't as processed as a fast food hamburger

    • @daniellerodgers6493
      @daniellerodgers6493 Рік тому +5

      @@ssalviaa that’s true, it was just funny

  • @FatTony98
    @FatTony98 Рік тому +30

    We NEED a crew office cam on tuesday to see their reactions to Ethans shenanigans

  • @HannaKass
    @HannaKass Рік тому +9

    It never fails to tickle me that a food ordering segment exists and progressively get longer and more indepth

  • @weeddemon97
    @weeddemon97 Рік тому +38

    Just the Jeff “okay” has me crying

  • @NavajoNez
    @NavajoNez Рік тому +38

    AB spending $800 on DoorDash in a month is CRAZY

  • @SageAutumn1103
    @SageAutumn1103 Рік тому +15

    When Ethan started glitching, I thought my phone was on 1% somehow and dying lmao

  • @saraworthey9803
    @saraworthey9803 Рік тому +23

    The crew being in disbelief about the McDonald’s breakfast burrito is so funny as someone who’s watched their dad eat two sausage burritos every time we go on a road trip since the late nineties

    • @midlifemedia
      @midlifemedia Рік тому

      Ya I was dumbfounded, literally shouting at the laptop screen while watching that part. Who the hell hasn't heard of the McD's breakfast burritos!? They are actually awesome!

  • @veronicaescobedo6441
    @veronicaescobedo6441 Рік тому +28

    I liked the extra-long pause panic button. Enjoyed seeing all the Be Right Back. SO GOOD! Ethan 😂😂
    ❤❤ Great episode with so many different topics. Love H3

  • @j3junestars
    @j3junestars Рік тому +28

    the "i am the lord" bit had me literally busting out laughing

  • @kamirinc
    @kamirinc Рік тому +68

    The fact that the Jeff segment was only 7 mins -_- they did not go as hard as they should’ve…maybe they were scared they’d end up talking about Trisha lol

    • @noora7435
      @noora7435 Рік тому +14

      I think so too! Didn’t even mention he was on her podcast.

    • @mollyr4402
      @mollyr4402 Рік тому +19

      I think it’s for the best for everyone to leave her out of it. She never brings him up these days so I’m glad Ethan didn’t mention her

    • @SommerL123
      @SommerL123 Рік тому +1

      Didn’t they have an episode with Jeff where they talked about it quite a bit?

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 Рік тому

      I loved the David Dobrik saga in Frenemies.

    • @lauralanthalasa7
      @lauralanthalasa7 Рік тому +1

      Tbh it's a boring topic 😂

  • @lindseylove3144
    @lindseylove3144 Рік тому +21

    Everyone just passing around love and picking him up killed me 😆

  • @jimmytonga95
    @jimmytonga95 Рік тому +79

    MODSSSS!!! Ethan needs to know that skin cancer isnt "easy" these days. It can be very serious and Melanoma is one of the more deadly forms of cancer

    • @rtdrtd123321
      @rtdrtd123321 Рік тому

      Melanoma is terrifying, can so easily be ignored and then its in your lymphatic system and it's so deadly

    • @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
      @Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye Рік тому

      I did my senior thesis on tanning beds and their correlation to skin cancer and there are too many variables to get into but the overall findings support that burning, not tanning without burning, contributes to all types of skin cancer - as much in the sun outdoors as indoors. Tanning without burning was not found to be linked to higher rates of skin cancer and vitamin D from UV ray intake is substantially higher than supplements and helps prevent much more serious internal cancers. This is an important myth that needs to be debunked. My paper had 22 peer reviewed sources and is about a decade old but the info is out there. The major distinction: Tanning, NOT BURNING, helps more than harms. And most people are more likely to burn in the sun outdoors like at the beach, daily without sunscreen, etc. Indoor tanning promotes a base-tan and should be approached carefully, with a slow introduction, tapering up in minutes over weeks. Avoiding burning at all costs. And not all minutes are created equal as some beds provide more UVB rays than others. It’s fascinating (to me) but even aside from personal interest, the huge effect on preventing internal cancers really deserves more discussion. But, Big Sunscreen is actually a thing - backed by Big Skincare whose pockets are veryyy long.

    • @Username0467
      @Username0467 Рік тому

      Because people don't get it checked out in time. Particularly deadly for those with a lot of melanin.

  • @kiman6
    @kiman6 Рік тому +14

    H3 ordering lunch is my favorite part of the podcast

  • @jennthelen4721
    @jennthelen4721 Рік тому +19

    Dan absolutely killed me with his take on the Rectangular vid
    "She found a rectangle to fill her hole"
    👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
    WDan
    ... mere seconds later Ethan delivers a crushing blow to the vibe
    😂😂😂

  • @margauxcorfa6883
    @margauxcorfa6883 Рік тому +18

    The soup convo was very cosy, the crew giving me all the autumn vibes I need

  • @Liberosis1635
    @Liberosis1635 Рік тому +41

    the hot little twink comment was wild lmfao

  • @emptyb00b
    @emptyb00b Рік тому +27

    ethan shaking his arms had me laughing too hard!!! looking amazing king

  • @sararivas8795
    @sararivas8795 Рік тому +24

    Love's little hand thing when ethan lifted him was so cute 😭

  • @kierstynnpettit6568
    @kierstynnpettit6568 Рік тому +4

    My ex introduced me to your channel when you guys were making videos in that room in your small place like 7 years ago… the only good thing he brought into my life so I’m very thankful

  • @ArtByJUSTSAM
    @ArtByJUSTSAM Рік тому +71

    Thanks to Ethan for making me feel better about my Bingo Wings,

  • @invertebr
    @invertebr Рік тому +3

    having a full blown panic attack where ur stomach is churning and nothing you can do will help but i’ve been watching for so long that watching you guys discuss anything has comforted me. thank u.

    • @a_s2557
      @a_s2557 Рік тому +1

      This podcast is my only comfort show

  • @DanZazula
    @DanZazula Рік тому +88

    As someone who worked at Panera, it was very infuriating hearing everyone hype it up. I’m team Dan, stick to the bread.

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin Рік тому +10

      Steak and Cheddar sandwich goes kinda hard tho ngl

    • @a1yssaa
      @a1yssaa Рік тому +5

      the tomato basil bread slaps on tht turkey bravo

    • @iBeauty96
      @iBeauty96 Рік тому

      Or buy the frozen Panera food, it’s literally the same shit

    • @sw8547
      @sw8547 Рік тому

      Why did yall discontinue the turkey apple coleslaw sandwich😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @trigunchica14
      @trigunchica14 Рік тому

      Focaccia bagel 💯

  • @JordanBaileyMerkel
    @JordanBaileyMerkel Рік тому +6

    This first 30 minutes I’m CRACKING UP omg. Between love getting picked up and AB covering his hair to avoid damaging it in the booth I’m dying

  • @tinaoom
    @tinaoom Рік тому +19

    worked in dermatology for 4 years… one single use of a tanning bed can increase your risk of melanoma (deadly skin cancer) by 20%. source: american academy of dermatology
    i have seen people in their 30s with melanomas and you CAN die that young with it. ethan is also 100% correct that sun protection is the best thing you can do for aging gracefully. the sun just absolutely eats up the collagen in your skin. it makes a huge huge difference.
    peace and love

  • @obidasauceman6140
    @obidasauceman6140 Рік тому +6

    Lil Tay being in the thumbnail and them not even remotely talking about it, Is hilarious lmfao

  • @LoicReviews
    @LoicReviews Рік тому +47

    What a great episode!
    Man can't wait for Friday's craziness!!!

    • @StressedDepressednOverdressed
      @StressedDepressednOverdressed Рік тому +1

      I literally scheduled the day off work and didn’t renew my membership so I can renew it tomorrow & be a part of the madness 😂😅

  • @miles4986
    @miles4986 Рік тому +24

    The whole Crowder video with “what men want” made me think that there needs to be better alpha man content outside of Andrew Tate. All these alpha videos keep showing the same Tate b roll with expensive cars, cigars, scotch, etc. I think Ethan and/or Hasan need to make their own alpha b roll content. Ethan did the whole hot tub thing, but I’m talking some well produced, professional clips.

  • @RogersBase
    @RogersBase Рік тому +2

    Ethan and the crew discovering the beauty of Panera live was just the best.

  • @caitlynlandry822
    @caitlynlandry822 Рік тому +27

    I’m so happy the Marc Rebillet H3 song is back. ❤

  • @mishhaps
    @mishhaps Рік тому +7

    "we must get soup" was so funny. I love the lunch ordering segments so much haha

  • @AdmiralDreck
    @AdmiralDreck Рік тому +24

    So happy H3 recognized Scumbagdad. NEED to get him on the show.

  • @kjah4201
    @kjah4201 Рік тому +13

    Just wanted to throw this out there. But I love when the crew orders food. I find it very relaxing.

  • @Soyyo10
    @Soyyo10 Рік тому +8

    36:29 AB mimicking Love and nobody acknowledging it 😂😂😂

  • @Kyradical
    @Kyradical Рік тому +24

    31:04 “I’m kidding I respect Siddhartha and Buddha and all that stuff” “hell yeah” “life is suffering”

  • @19BookLover
    @19BookLover Рік тому +22

    No one gives better dating advice than abusive divorcees

  • @kenzerrock
    @kenzerrock Рік тому +23

    20:03
    I hope Ian feels better!!
    As someone who has had back surgery already and has sciatica sometimes still
    please don’t over use the heating pad too much because it can make the inflammation worse ((i used to live on mine b4 my surgery)) and my surgeon told me that and the best thing to do is an ice pack and standing/stretching
    rotating between ice and heat
    i wanted to say just in case and you’re not in more pain later on
    i hope you feel better Ian!! ♥️

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat Рік тому +3

      yesss to the rotating between heat and ice!! Definitely had that experiencing of accidentally making inflammation worse when relying on a heat pack. I'm really cold sensitive so I find it hard to use ice packs but that switching between the two makes all the difference.

    • @YoYoItsHaylee
      @YoYoItsHaylee Рік тому +1

      Also CBD does wonders for pain!

    • @MrDougfunny7
      @MrDougfunny7 Рік тому +2

      Depends on the cause. RICE rest ice compression elevation has been debunked.

    • @kenzerrock
      @kenzerrock Рік тому

      @@MrDougfunny7
      I don’t wanna speculate on the condition too much
      and i haven’t heard of it being debunked :0
      just from my experience it was caused by a herniated disc that went untreated for years (only found out through an mri) it was pressing on my nerves in my lower back and caused extreme pain down my legs and my hips ((sciatica))
      i told my surgeon i was using the heating pad a lot and sitting a lot with it
      He told me that
      1. sitting is the worst thing you can do for you back … and you should take breaks in between long periods
      2. heating pad can be good to relax the muscles but for nerves it can make the inflammation worse especially if used during prolonged periods of time
      3. ice packs are great to calm the inflammation down and that standing/ gently walking around with it on can help over time
      4. he did say in moderation & correctly to take tylenol, but specially ibuprofen since it is an anti-inflammatory
      ((i take it sparingly though cause yeah for some of the same reasons they talked on the show))
      I just wanted to pass on the advice because i wish i could go back in time to tell my past self all the things i know now and my heart really goes out to Ian cause that type of pain is the worst and i hope he feels better in due time!

    • @kenzerrock
      @kenzerrock Рік тому

      @@YoYoItsHaylee agreed CBD is great and especially an alternative to taking OTC

  • @dana8190
    @dana8190 Рік тому +15

    I feel so validated seeing Ethan use tupperware for cereal. WE ARE OUT HERE FAMILY

  • @gabriellesmothers166
    @gabriellesmothers166 Рік тому +25

    Just here to back up Ethan on the cereal in tupperware thing!! I always use tupperware when I eat cereal. I think it’s just easier to hold while lounging

    • @cctomcat321
      @cctomcat321 Рік тому +3

      It's big boy eating, plain and simple. Only time I ate like that was when in sports/lifting when it just made more sense than pouring half the bag over 7 pours.

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper Рік тому +7

    The franchise owner of that Panera restaurant is gonna lose their shit when they find out how long it took staff to complete that order while 40 THOUSAND people were watching. Perfect free marketing opportunity totally wasted. 😂 🤦🏻‍♀️