i think that really reflects their mindset and possibly why they do these podcasts, being that in reality theyre so desperate for a girlfriend and they think doing some lame podcast for clout is the only way they can get one
I just wanna point out that @32:52 Zack played the Back to Future music because AB said the chiro woman's name is Lorraine and that's also Marty McFly's mom's name in the movie. That is god tier sound lad shit right there 👑🙌🏻
Did anyone else catch AB at 1:45:35 saying "okay cool" in response to Dan saying the cream will give ethan skin cancer, calling back to Natalie's message about Jeff. AB your joke didn't go unnoticed mate 😄😄
@@mirofeyaexactly!! I’ve noticed this about him for a year or so now and want to shake some confidence into him through the screen, he deserves to shine like the lil baddie he is ✨
I am old enough to be Mom to a lot of you guys and I love this pod… I remember yelling at my daughter because she would just have you playing over and over and even fall asleep with it playing all night. I finally decided to give it a try because I miss her (she got a job in Cali and moved away) and I wanted to feel like she was still here. Maybe one of the few Gen X’rs here
Indeed. Or a bit of the vibe of them trying the 'TENS Unit' & thinking it was anywhere near peroid cramps, none the less labor. When that thang is used to Help Back & Muscle pain. His pain threshold is as tiny as his hands lol. Sorry! Had to do it 😆✌🏽❣.
Everyone always ignores AB jokes, but I literally lol'd when Love mispronounced fiber, then AB immediately follows and purposefully mispronounces it too. "Feeber." 🤣😂
One of my fav things is when you can hear a laugh of someone who isn’t mic’d in the background. You guys are helping me get through it rn. And by it I mean life. Appreciate y’all. 💗
I'm from Europe and a huge foodie so I actually really enjoy the part where they order food cus it's interesting to see what you get and also I love when you guys review it and give your opinions. I am always looking out for new suggestions for the next time I go to America so yeah. And I love when people try out new foods that they've never had.
Some in the live chat want them to hurry up on days when they talk a good bit while ordering food. I enjoy the chatter, too. It’s all part of the show.
Natalie saying “how’s everything LOOKING for him?” Now that’s fucked up lol THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY BLURRY FOR HIM NATALIE DAVID ALMOST MADE HIS EYE FALL OUT
Ngl that seems to be some arbitrary nonsense to get caught up in. I'm not defending either of them because gross... But come on. A lot of people talk like that. It just means, "hey. What are we looking at? Is he okay? Anything long term? The don't literally mean "how does he LOOK?" ....I just don't know why not actually criticize the actual behaviors instead of semantics.
@@adriannahowell2359 that awkward moment when you make what you thought was a slightly inappropriate joke and the room just goes silent. Yup. I think you've got a point. 😅
Ethan has had some wild food takes this week... first saying Jersey Mike's is secretive and sketchy (they make the sandwhiches right infront of you and cut the meat for each specific sanwhich) and now calling Panera "consistent" before he even tries it lmao
It's not even a weight thing. My dad's side of the family are very skinny naturally, and some have diabetes due to poor diet. People need to learn to eat well when they're young so they don't pay the price when they're older and it's harder to change.
@@19BookLover true I'm not saying it's the only reason she's popular, she's got a perfect combination of traits to be Micheal Jackson popular like she is.
Ian, Please do stretches to relieve the pain throughout the day. Watch your posture working out or when you are sitting. If you can get a massage ball, press against the exact paint and massage against wall or floor. I usually will try pressure point sandals, first try with thick socks and walk around for 10 mins. Slowly work your way to thinner socks. Ethan, please buy Ian a standing desk. It also helps me to keep a foot massager under my desk, it helps maintain posture but warm up the feet too.
@@FreshNews247Damn bro ur heading towards 60 fucking years old and here u are... Spending every waking moment hate watching a show and leaving thousands of comments. What a fun and fulfilling life uve built for urself.
i hope the crew knows how much comfort, laughter, and community they bring on the daily to folks going thru it. PEACE & LOVE!!!! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY!
Love has the palette of a 5 year old American picky eater & it’s so funny. Like I imagine him eating dino-shaped nuggets with BBQ sauce with boxed mac & cheese & Mountain Dew every other day😂
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 it’s quite common for skinny people to eat nothing much other than these sorts of foods. A lot of people with severe eating disorders don’t eat much other than junk food too. It worries me when people glorify being skinny over being healthy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if adults choose to eat this way, but doing it because you’re skinny seems like a very unhealthy mentality you shouldn’t be promoting.
I love it when they order food, I feel like if The H3 Podcast wasn't independently owned they wouldn't be able to do this or segments where Ethan "goes to a Mcdonalds" and eat for 10 mins in silence
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404normal for who? Lol I’m American and not even close. The people around me don’t eat like that either. I used to up until I was in my late twenties admittedly, and it took a partner wanting to expand my palette to help me break those habits and now I’m able to eat healthier and lift some of the burden on the US healthcare system burdened by obesity, but yeah no his eating isn’t what I consider “normal,” at least for full grown adults.
Lolll he’s just excited to eat American fast food and all the snacks that are super hard to get in Europe, he will eventually get tired of it and start eating normal, at least that’s how it was for me 😆
The crew being in disbelief about the McDonald’s breakfast burrito is so funny as someone who’s watched their dad eat two sausage burritos every time we go on a road trip since the late nineties
Ya I was dumbfounded, literally shouting at the laptop screen while watching that part. Who the hell hasn't heard of the McD's breakfast burritos!? They are actually awesome!
I did my senior thesis on tanning beds and their correlation to skin cancer and there are too many variables to get into but the overall findings support that burning, not tanning without burning, contributes to all types of skin cancer - as much in the sun outdoors as indoors. Tanning without burning was not found to be linked to higher rates of skin cancer and vitamin D from UV ray intake is substantially higher than supplements and helps prevent much more serious internal cancers. This is an important myth that needs to be debunked. My paper had 22 peer reviewed sources and is about a decade old but the info is out there. The major distinction: Tanning, NOT BURNING, helps more than harms. And most people are more likely to burn in the sun outdoors like at the beach, daily without sunscreen, etc. Indoor tanning promotes a base-tan and should be approached carefully, with a slow introduction, tapering up in minutes over weeks. Avoiding burning at all costs. And not all minutes are created equal as some beds provide more UVB rays than others. It’s fascinating (to me) but even aside from personal interest, the huge effect on preventing internal cancers really deserves more discussion. But, Big Sunscreen is actually a thing - backed by Big Skincare whose pockets are veryyy long.
It could be for a skin condition, I have to go 3 times a month for my psoriasis 😭 otherwise i am completely covered in it like 80% of my body 😭. I do get skin cancer checks 4 times a year though just in case
The fact that the Jeff segment was only 7 mins -_- they did not go as hard as they should’ve…maybe they were scared they’d end up talking about Trisha lol
Legitimately enjoyed the technical difficulties that occurred around 2:49:00, being able to see all the different "we pressed the button" screens was nice! Lots that I don't think have ever been shown before
Dan absolutely killed me with his take on the Rectangular vid "She found a rectangle to fill her hole" 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 WDan ... mere seconds later Ethan delivers a crushing blow to the vibe 😂😂😂
I liked the extra-long pause panic button. Enjoyed seeing all the Be Right Back. SO GOOD! Ethan 😂😂 ❤❤ Great episode with so many different topics. Love H3
having a full blown panic attack where ur stomach is churning and nothing you can do will help but i’ve been watching for so long that watching you guys discuss anything has comforted me. thank u.
Regarding zachs poopz being "tight little logs" lol, the more frequently you poop, the softer it is because the water hasn't been absorbed by the colon if it hasn't been in there long. The longer it's in your colon, the more water is taken from it so it dries out and gets hard, leading to constipation. Some laxatives put water back into the poop, so it can come out easier. 😂 The more you know.
Just here to back up Ethan on the cereal in tupperware thing!! I always use tupperware when I eat cereal. I think it’s just easier to hold while lounging
It's big boy eating, plain and simple. Only time I ate like that was when in sports/lifting when it just made more sense than pouring half the bag over 7 pours.
My ex introduced me to your channel when you guys were making videos in that room in your small place like 7 years ago… the only good thing he brought into my life so I’m very thankful
worked in dermatology for 4 years… one single use of a tanning bed can increase your risk of melanoma (deadly skin cancer) by 20%. source: american academy of dermatology i have seen people in their 30s with melanomas and you CAN die that young with it. ethan is also 100% correct that sun protection is the best thing you can do for aging gracefully. the sun just absolutely eats up the collagen in your skin. it makes a huge huge difference. peace and love
The franchise owner of that Panera restaurant is gonna lose their shit when they find out how long it took staff to complete that order while 40 THOUSAND people were watching. Perfect free marketing opportunity totally wasted. 😂 🤦🏻♀️
Ethan weighing his employees via lift & guess is very Michael Scott
@@FreshNews247splitting the live show revenue isn’t very Michael Scott
@@Youokhungot ‘em! Yess
@@FreshNews247 i mean HE LITERALLY DID THAT in the show.
Remember to credit miss Olivia for the idea tho! Love her 🫶🏻
@@FreshNews247you mad about michael scott jokes? lame as fuck 😢 smoking crack once isn’t very michael scott of ethan
Everybody guessing Love’s weight like he’s a pig at a carnival was everything
That’s real American culture
mom and dad and apple pie…..
Taking turns picking him up 😭😭
Lmao
@@NickwatchesYTthoeverybody gets a turn to lift the pig
AB standing in the tanning bed covering his junk, with boxers on his head is the most AB shit I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣
so funny
I literally screamed when I heard that lmfaooo
He was standing, hahaha so it makes it a little funnier 😅😅😅
lmaoooo he's so funny
AB is always up to something lmao
Dan has really become one of my favourite parts of the show now. I feel like he’s really come into his own comedically
His latest chair/desk/lighting set up is looking really good too!
Post scorpion chair Dan putting up numbers
The scorpion chair really held him back 😩
the show is not the same when hes not there!!!
Merchant 3873 more like Merchant of POETRY 🎉
Brb dropping out of college bc crowder said guys don’t care about that and impressing men was the only reason I went 🏃🏻♀️
That’s like so brave the left will be so triggered by your trad lifestyle
i think that really reflects their mindset and possibly why they do these podcasts, being that in reality theyre so desperate for a girlfriend and they think doing some lame podcast for clout is the only way they can get one
That sounds really impressive to me. Must be because I’m a man 🧍♂️
good. does that mean you are going to be free to be my dungeon sex kitten now?/s
@@HelloitsSigmar the dropping out? thank you 💅🏼
Now that Love is actually in the studio, we can appreciate how funny he actually is.
Sometimes I would be like where’s love ? And he was just quiet. I love him being in the studio so much.
Zach, you have to sound bite Dan saying “hott little twink” 😂
😂😂😂
Please what is the time stamp for this again?
4:16
I just wanna point out that @32:52 Zack played the Back to Future music because AB said the chiro woman's name is Lorraine and that's also Marty McFly's mom's name in the movie. That is god tier sound lad shit right there 👑🙌🏻
Im so glad olivia suggested to pick up love and guess... that was so fun to watch
So much fun
Olivia was so funny this episode!
@@lindseyp9131 shes awesome
@@lindseyp9131i have really come around on olivia these last few weeks/months. i’m all in now
@@lindseyp9131shes queen
Did anyone else catch AB at 1:45:35 saying "okay cool" in response to Dan saying the cream will give ethan skin cancer, calling back to Natalie's message about Jeff.
AB your joke didn't go unnoticed mate 😄😄
AB is very funny. He is insecure and quiet so his jokes sometimes go unnoticed.
@@mirofeyaexactly!! I’ve noticed this about him for a year or so now and want to shake some confidence into him through the screen, he deserves to shine like the lil baddie he is ✨
I am old enough to be Mom to a lot of you guys and I love this pod… I remember yelling at my daughter because she would just have you playing over and over and even fall asleep with it playing all night.
I finally decided to give it a try because I miss her (she got a job in Cali and moved away) and I wanted to feel like she was still here. Maybe one of the few Gen X’rs here
omg my heart ❤ this is so sweet. I hope your daughter is having a great time and that you guys get time to catch up frequently enough.
This is so pure
Aw mom this is very sweet ❤❤❤❤ shoutout to u and ur daughter
Welcome to the family ❤️
That is so sweet ❤️. I am in my mid 40s and at first was embarrassed that I was a fan, now I love people who get H3 humor and topics. Family ❤️❤️
I'm dying at Ethan saying "cultural poltergeist" instead of "cultural zeitgeist"
Haven’t got there yet but this sounds fucking hilarious.
another quote for michael scott evidence book
Culturgeist.
I came to the comments hoping I was not the only one. First time I've laughed out loud in a long while lol
ethans behavior as a newly tatted individual might be the strongest evidence we have that he is in fact michael scoot
He's Prison Mike now.
ahahaha this killed me why did i not think of that@@aaroneusjames2342
And weighing Love by lift and having everyone else guess.
Michael Scoot 😂
lmao it was a typo but i had to leave it 🤣🤣@@Lucas51397
ethan discovering the feeling of getting a tattoo is somewhat parallel to guys taking shrooms finding empathy for the first time
Indeed. Or a bit of the vibe of them trying the 'TENS Unit' & thinking it was anywhere near peroid cramps, none the less labor. When that thang is used to Help Back & Muscle pain. His pain threshold is as tiny as his hands lol. Sorry! Had to do it 😆✌🏽❣.
Love gaining weight as soon as he moves to the US is the most american ish ever lmao
He's truly one of us :') Welcome home, King
The group weighing sesh was everything too 😂
Dan calling Ethan a twink literally fuckinf shook me to my core
FROM NOWHERE
Everyone always ignores AB jokes, but I literally lol'd when Love mispronounced fiber, then AB immediately follows and purposefully mispronounces it too. "Feeber." 🤣😂
‘HAGS’ had me laughing too
@@sander10 well its still a mispronounciation in english
Let's not make fun of people's accent
And the Dearborn joke about the terrorist Panera???? I had to pause I was laughing so hard
@yoshita4140 speak american while ur in Merica'!
One of my fav things is when you can hear a laugh of someone who isn’t mic’d in the background. You guys are helping me get through it rn. And by it I mean life. Appreciate y’all. 💗
it was very nice to see olivia’s soup gambit pay off
Would Ethan be mad if I used his credit card to buy some Teddy Fresh? I'm basically paying Hila with his money at that point
Im sure he wouldn't mind 😂
Please, can someone with editing skills make Dan into a medieval peasant with his little bread dance hahahaha
!!! MODS !!! What are you going to do !!!
timestamp: 3:30:25
@@Caelle95 I was watching at 1.5x speed and Dan got down with that bread!
Mods please do something
Medieval peasants - "Pass the loaf!!"
I'm from Europe and a huge foodie so I actually really enjoy the part where they order food cus it's interesting to see what you get and also I love when you guys review it and give your opinions. I am always looking out for new suggestions for the next time I go to America so yeah. And I love when people try out new foods that they've never had.
Love this take! 👏 a healthy and cultured king/queen
Aww thank you so much king/queen! Love ya!@@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
It’s interesting to see them call soup fancy, because it’s like the cheapest and most common lunch where I am lol
@@Polaris21842well people rarely order soup as a takeout it's mostly fast food
Some in the live chat want them to hurry up on days when they talk a good bit while ordering food. I enjoy the chatter, too. It’s all part of the show.
you know when h3 is your life when you know what soundbite Zach is going to play before he plays it..💁🏼♀️🤷♀️
Or when you say it at work and no one understands what tf you’re talking about and why you’re laughing at yourself 😂
@@Kimbo_slycethis is me everyday at home because my husband is a hater and won't watch
I do this too
I’m starting to hear the sound bites in the back of my mind during everyday life now
Hahahahahah there's a few ways but guess.that is one.of the great tells, says you know ir gaining soundbite.skills you'll never use!😅❤
Ethan eating cereal out of the Tupperware truly shows he’s a man of the people. He said what I’ve been afraid to say all my life. IT IS BETTER.
Natalie saying “how’s everything LOOKING for him?” Now that’s fucked up lol THINGS ARE LOOKING PRETTY BLURRY FOR HIM NATALIE DAVID ALMOST MADE HIS EYE FALL OUT
Lmao
Ngl that seems to be some arbitrary nonsense to get caught up in.
I'm not defending either of them because gross... But come on. A lot of people talk like that. It just means, "hey. What are we looking at? Is he okay? Anything long term?
The don't literally mean "how does he LOOK?"
....I just don't know why not actually criticize the actual behaviors instead of semantics.
Dan be eating bread like a goddamn medieval cartoon character
Tooooast
AB was in a standing Tanning Booth like a vampire in a standing coffin.
Except a vampire has his hands on his chest and not his balls😂
Petition to ban Ethan from using the button just because no one in the studio laughed. It’s clear and blatant button abuse!
MODS
AND petition God for glitching them in the end 😂
Ethan using the button for self-conscious reasons makes every other button use funnier
I think in this case he just pressed it because the fact that no one laughed made him think it was something offensive
@@adriannahowell2359 that awkward moment when you make what you thought was a slightly inappropriate joke and the room just goes silent. Yup. I think you've got a point. 😅
Ethan has had some wild food takes this week... first saying Jersey Mike's is secretive and sketchy (they make the sandwhiches right infront of you and cut the meat for each specific sanwhich) and now calling Panera "consistent" before he even tries it lmao
Getting wild with it this week
If Ethan keeps this up Teddy Fresh will be banned from every thrift store across the globe 😔
Him gassing up Panera without having had it was the most criminal thing I've seen on the podcast
some real “great guy, never met em” energy
Not gonna lie, my Panera is consistent
“There’s a certain point in your life where you gotta put the fork down or pay the price” he sounded so serious 😂😂
That shit is not a joke, still funny though I agree
It's not even a weight thing. My dad's side of the family are very skinny naturally, and some have diabetes due to poor diet. People need to learn to eat well when they're young so they don't pay the price when they're older and it's harder to change.
They should just retitle this episode to what we ordered from Panera bread 🥖😂
This channel blows
😂😂😂🥖
Hey no spoilers! 😂
I haven't gotten that far yet. What did they order??? I need to know
“Ethan forces the crew to eat soup”
I need a compilation of the crew ordering food for 5 hours
@h3bakery this is right up your alley homie
Everyone hates but I love the food ordering segments
Always makes me hungry
if you compile it from all the years of the h3 podcast it must be more than 5 hours.
transitioning out of THE BEST arm segment with "long live taylor swift, and may her enemies perish in hellfire" might be my favorite podcast moment.
she's still WASP coded af tho
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 Which is part of the reason why she's so mainstream in the US.
@@strictlyrudeinhd all her Eras tour shows sold out globally. she’s popular worldwide.
@@19BookLover true I'm not saying it's the only reason she's popular, she's got a perfect combination of traits to be Micheal Jackson popular like she is.
THE ARM SEGMENT I WAS SCREAMING
Am I the only one who actually likes watching them order food and then eat it???
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t skip past the food orders, so thank you. YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME!!
It’s one of my favorite parts of the show
There’s a special kind of lore in it that isn’t really worth anyone mentioning or explaining but it’s there
they’re just like us
ITS MY FAVOURITE THING AND NO ONE CAN TAKE IT FROM US
Hope your back feels better, Ian. Crazy that you're just rawdogging the pain like that.
@@FreshNews247wait keyword real or men
Key word idiot
Ian, Please do stretches to relieve the pain throughout the day. Watch your posture working out or when you are sitting.
If you can get a massage ball, press against the exact paint and massage against wall or floor.
I usually will try pressure point sandals, first try with thick socks and walk around for 10 mins. Slowly work your way to thinner socks.
Ethan, please buy Ian a standing desk. It also helps me to keep a foot massager under my desk, it helps maintain posture but warm up the feet too.
@@FreshNews247do real men have 1k+ hate comments on a single youtube channel 😭
His dumbass needs some CBD THC 1 to 1 ratio gummies
Dan: “what are we gonna do about Tuesdays?”
Ethan: “It’s part of the thrill”
it’s okay Love, we call it the “Freshman 15” here in America. you still got wiggle room, enjoy yourself. 🌮🍔
@@FreshNews247Damn bro ur heading towards 60 fucking years old and here u are... Spending every waking moment hate watching a show and leaving thousands of comments. What a fun and fulfilling life uve built for urself.
Amen brother! 😂
It's his first semester in America. Our lil foreign exchange student
Olivia’s joke about hearing they make movies about those people ( about Fresh and Fit never having a relationship) was so underrated lol
I also loved her saying Barstool Sports guy had an “evil heart” with the hugest delighted grin on her face lmaooo
MODZ we need a hr department Ethan asked TWO members of the cast to undress in this episode alone
@@FreshNews247omg you hate the mods so much ahahahaha
@@naffoffDude got 1k+ hate comments. I've never see a sadder existence than trolls lol.
Ethan IS hr 😉👍
MOOOOOOODS!!!!!!
@@FreshNews247do you at least enjoy the show? And just dislike certain parts?
Ethan just casually looking at his tattoo and touching it is honestly such a vibe. I can relate 😂
immediately stopped eating when Zach said his daily shit texture was SOFT SERVE 🍦
MEE TOO OMG sat down with my pizza ready for the pod and that was the first thing they talk abt smh i got pizza cursed
ooooo, yeah... i want some mint soft serve.
@@indi2544literally same 😭😭
i was eating a cup of chili 😭💀
@@ciaraaaaaoh god😂
i hope the crew knows how much comfort, laughter, and community they bring on the daily to folks going thru it. PEACE & LOVE!!!! FAMILY! FAMILY! FAMILY!
Olivia needs to be careful she definitely almost overdosed on her slay pills today omg
Daily occurrence 💅
Love has the palette of a 5 year old American picky eater & it’s so funny. Like I imagine him eating dino-shaped nuggets with BBQ sauce with boxed mac & cheese & Mountain Dew every other day😂
i mean if he can do that and stay skinny then he gets too cuz thats basicaly how i eat and it's my treat for being thin so there
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404 it’s quite common for skinny people to eat nothing much other than these sorts of foods. A lot of people with severe eating disorders don’t eat much other than junk food too. It worries me when people glorify being skinny over being healthy. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care if adults choose to eat this way, but doing it because you’re skinny seems like a very unhealthy mentality you shouldn’t be promoting.
I used to be like that. And then I became an adult and started taking care of myself. You’ll get there someday, hopefully
@@genericname8727every time his diet comes up I just worry about the health complications down the line 😭
Is it funny though? It's kinda sad to me, he's not THAT young or skinny
I am an esthetician and hearing them talking about using sunscreen daily made me so happy
Skin care addict here and literally same 🥹🫶🏽
Esthetician here too and I am appalled that they went into tanning beds
@@reannaeliav3925 RIGHT I got a chill down my spine when AB said he was in the tanning bed for 12 minutes like BRUH
I’m a vacuum salesman and I love sunscreen ‼️
@@boanless love to hear it!!
Olivia comparing herself to Shaq is an underrated H3 moment
Damn I missed that moment somehow
Dan: "Alright Kevin Pedo. Oh, Pedigo sorry." I died🤣
1:05:53 Ethan calling a McDonald’s breakfast burrito a tube filled with demons is crazy 😂
kenneth copeland approves
And the burrito is GOATED. The slander is unacceptable… it hits so hard with the salsa packets they give you
Yeah I used to work at McDonald’s and those burritos get made in huge batches then frozen & microwaved to order. Just sayin 🤷♀️
True af
@@aimeegreen4050 I’m a McMuffin girlie but you are so valid, i cannot believe they didn’t know they were on the menu lmao
AB mocking Love, “high in feeber” killed me
Ethan gently caressing his tattoo is everything to me.
Brave king
Olivia is the best thing that has ever happened to this podcast and I stand by it
She contoured the whole podcast 💅
Agreed
Agreed. She brings the slay
She elevated the women especially!! We all should have our girlies hyped at elevated 😮💨
Why?
“Why are you cupping your balls while pissing” dying laughing love you Cam
Ethan scheduling a little lunch date with Hila while on air is so cute
I love it when they order food, I feel like if The H3 Podcast wasn't independently owned they wouldn't be able to do this or segments where Ethan "goes to a Mcdonalds" and eat for 10 mins in silence
That shit was so stupid but it was so damn funny.
Dan: "She found a rectangle to fill her hole dude"
💀
I gasped
I was laughing so hard and Ethan didn't even flinch, but Zach got it with the drum sound bite. SO GOOD! I ♥️ H3
“Soup?
Idk it sounded sweet for a second”
Olivia is so funny.
11:30 Love “ well I’m not making super processed foods like hamburgers”
Also love “ oh, I make pasta’s and hamburgers” 😊
a hamburger you make yourself from scratch isn't as processed as a fast food hamburger
@@ssalviaa that’s true, it was just funny
We NEED a crew office cam on tuesday to see their reactions to Ethans shenanigans
When Ethan started glitching, I thought my phone was on 1% somehow and dying lmao
I want to see the crew do a camping trip for the weekend and make a segment. That would be so much fun.
I can just imagine Ian leading the segment like he’s out at some event just interviewing everyone else in the crew 😂
I feel like them doing a televised escape room would be 🔥
Just the Jeff “okay” has me crying
That sound bite gets me every time
Everyone just passing around love and picking him up killed me 😆
I’m glad Ethan agrees that Travis Kelce is dreamy. Love it.
They should have a segment every week where love eats like a normal person for the whole day because he can't eat like a toddler forever.
this is normal american eating habits. But really people can eat what they want, some have fast metabolisms. Maybe you can't
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404also. Americans are mostly overweight
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404normal for who? Lol I’m American and not even close. The people around me don’t eat like that either. I used to up until I was in my late twenties admittedly, and it took a partner wanting to expand my palette to help me break those habits and now I’m able to eat healthier and lift some of the burden on the US healthcare system burdened by obesity, but yeah no his eating isn’t what I consider “normal,” at least for full grown adults.
Lolll he’s just excited to eat American fast food and all the snacks that are super hard to get in Europe, he will eventually get tired of it and start eating normal, at least that’s how it was for me 😆
@@banquetoftheleviathan1404that’s not normal to anyone but a toddler. might be normal for you but not the average person
The crew being in disbelief about the McDonald’s breakfast burrito is so funny as someone who’s watched their dad eat two sausage burritos every time we go on a road trip since the late nineties
Ya I was dumbfounded, literally shouting at the laptop screen while watching that part. Who the hell hasn't heard of the McD's breakfast burritos!? They are actually awesome!
the "i am the lord" bit had me literally busting out laughing
AB AND LENA - please do not go in the tanning bed. It’s so dangerous! Quickest ticket to skin cancer 💯
I did my senior thesis on tanning beds and their correlation to skin cancer and there are too many variables to get into but the overall findings support that burning, not tanning without burning, contributes to all types of skin cancer - as much in the sun outdoors as indoors. Tanning without burning was not found to be linked to higher rates of skin cancer and vitamin D from UV ray intake is substantially higher than supplements and helps prevent much more serious internal cancers. This is an important myth that needs to be debunked. My paper had 22 peer reviewed sources and is about a decade old but the info is out there. The major distinction: Tanning, NOT BURNING, helps more than harms. And most people are more likely to burn in the sun outdoors like at the beach, daily without sunscreen, etc. Indoor tanning promotes a base-tan and should be approached carefully, with a slow introduction, tapering up in minutes over weeks. Avoiding burning at all costs. And not all minutes are created equal as some beds provide more UVB rays than others. It’s fascinating (to me) but even aside from personal interest, the huge effect on preventing internal cancers really deserves more discussion. But, Big Sunscreen is actually a thing - backed by Big Skincare whose pockets are veryyy long.
They both already look so good. They don't need it.
It could be for a skin condition, I have to go 3 times a month for my psoriasis 😭 otherwise i am completely covered in it like 80% of my body 😭. I do get skin cancer checks 4 times a year though just in case
AB spending $800 on DoorDash in a month is CRAZY
the hot little twink comment was wild lmfao
ethan shaking his arms had me laughing too hard!!! looking amazing king
It never fails to tickle me that a food ordering segment exists and progressively get longer and more indepth
H3 ordering lunch is my favorite part of the podcast
The fact that the Jeff segment was only 7 mins -_- they did not go as hard as they should’ve…maybe they were scared they’d end up talking about Trisha lol
I think so too! Didn’t even mention he was on her podcast.
I think it’s for the best for everyone to leave her out of it. She never brings him up these days so I’m glad Ethan didn’t mention her
Didn’t they have an episode with Jeff where they talked about it quite a bit?
I loved the David Dobrik saga in Frenemies.
Tbh it's a boring topic 😂
It’s actually so wholesome when Zach talks about praying every night and just being thankful and grateful.
Love's little hand thing when ethan lifted him was so cute 😭
Legitimately enjoyed the technical difficulties that occurred around 2:49:00, being able to see all the different "we pressed the button" screens was nice! Lots that I don't think have ever been shown before
I’m so happy the Marc Rebillet H3 song is back. ❤
This first 30 minutes I’m CRACKING UP omg. Between love getting picked up and AB covering his hair to avoid damaging it in the booth I’m dying
So happy H3 recognized Scumbagdad. NEED to get him on the show.
The soup convo was very cosy, the crew giving me all the autumn vibes I need
31:04 “I’m kidding I respect Siddhartha and Buddha and all that stuff” “hell yeah” “life is suffering”
"we must get soup" was so funny. I love the lunch ordering segments so much haha
Dan absolutely killed me with his take on the Rectangular vid
"She found a rectangle to fill her hole"
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
WDan
... mere seconds later Ethan delivers a crushing blow to the vibe
😂😂😂
olivia suggesting soup is the cutest thing
I liked the extra-long pause panic button. Enjoyed seeing all the Be Right Back. SO GOOD! Ethan 😂😂
❤❤ Great episode with so many different topics. Love H3
Lil Tay being in the thumbnail and them not even remotely talking about it, Is hilarious lmfao
having a full blown panic attack where ur stomach is churning and nothing you can do will help but i’ve been watching for so long that watching you guys discuss anything has comforted me. thank u.
This podcast is my only comfort show
I feel so validated seeing Ethan use tupperware for cereal. WE ARE OUT HERE FAMILY
As someone who worked at Panera, it was very infuriating hearing everyone hype it up. I’m team Dan, stick to the bread.
Steak and Cheddar sandwich goes kinda hard tho ngl
the tomato basil bread slaps on tht turkey bravo
Or buy the frozen Panera food, it’s literally the same shit
Why did yall discontinue the turkey apple coleslaw sandwich😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Focaccia bagel 💯
36:29 AB mimicking Love and nobody acknowledging it 😂😂😂
Regarding zachs poopz being "tight little logs" lol, the more frequently you poop, the softer it is because the water hasn't been absorbed by the colon if it hasn't been in there long. The longer it's in your colon, the more water is taken from it so it dries out and gets hard, leading to constipation. Some laxatives put water back into the poop, so it can come out easier. 😂 The more you know.
You I just answered some questions I had about myself lmfaooo
TIL!
bless you, keeper of poop lore
Wow I learned so much from this 😂
we got a shit connoisseur over here
Ethan and the crew discovering the beauty of Panera live was just the best.
Just here to back up Ethan on the cereal in tupperware thing!! I always use tupperware when I eat cereal. I think it’s just easier to hold while lounging
It's big boy eating, plain and simple. Only time I ate like that was when in sports/lifting when it just made more sense than pouring half the bag over 7 pours.
No one gives better dating advice than abusive divorcees
Thanks to Ethan for making me feel better about my Bingo Wings,
Same!
My ex introduced me to your channel when you guys were making videos in that room in your small place like 7 years ago… the only good thing he brought into my life so I’m very thankful
This ep was so silly and goofy, I love it 😂
My favorite recurring segment of this show is ordering food for 20mins. Unironically, no other show is brave enough to do these
worked in dermatology for 4 years… one single use of a tanning bed can increase your risk of melanoma (deadly skin cancer) by 20%. source: american academy of dermatology
i have seen people in their 30s with melanomas and you CAN die that young with it. ethan is also 100% correct that sun protection is the best thing you can do for aging gracefully. the sun just absolutely eats up the collagen in your skin. it makes a huge huge difference.
peace and love
The franchise owner of that Panera restaurant is gonna lose their shit when they find out how long it took staff to complete that order while 40 THOUSAND people were watching. Perfect free marketing opportunity totally wasted. 😂 🤦🏻♀️