Gary Baxter: I’m sorry, but I didn’t intend to insult you. I was just trying to pass on factual information. He’s titled another video “Tony Santoro’s Guide to Botany.”
Thanks! I referred to him as Jack in another comment section, until I discovered that is the name of his dog!!! He totally sounds like a Tony, if you know what I mean.....
"Have you had enough?" Hell no! I need more, this is unreal! Maybe even fantastic or stellar, running out of lame complements here, just beat me with that rachis!
Hey man. You make me smile. I’m not a plant guy, well I wasn’t. Anyway, you make me smile, mostly cuz, you’ve got a way about ya N’such. I’m kinda an asshole most the time on account of people shooting at me and seeing terrible stuff n’whatnot. Anyway, you should be happy knowing that you bring joy to people. I for one appreciate what you’re doing!
Ya know, I was also thinking, get out of the sun, go visits some fronds. Always makes you feel a little umbel in the presence of all that selagi and stiff rachis.
They say some people never know when to come in from the rain, but in your case I am glad you staid to show and botanize some exotic plants I will never see. Go get dry on the outside and wet inside with a cold beer. Thanks again
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has wanted to spend the night in the Fern Room at Garfield Park Conservatory. Never occurred to me to try it, though.
I could listen to you for a very long time. Even though you're from Chicago or thereabouts, you sound like someone from home, which is near New York City. I love it that you have this abiding respect for plants and have learned things on your own. This shit matters. You are right, life on Earth would be very different if plants evolved in a different way. I like finding out how things work and why, and plants don't actively lie like some people do. I just like learning stuff and especially when I respect that what I'm hearing is the truth as far as you know it. What a world. I hope we don't blow it up. We already do enough to our environment by shitting where we live. We need to use our brains, but we've been "educated" not to. Thank You. I'm off to fuck myself.
13:17 A hoya was my first houseplant. Got it around 2017, it stayed the winter-half-year by a north-facing window in the small apartment I shared with another student, then moved in with me where I live now where it has spent the last 2 1/2 years perched upon a random shelf. Still lives. Cut off parts of it several times in attempts to propagate it. Never repotted. Never flowered. I think it's holding on by spite alone.
Chirst. New Caledonia is fucking amazing. It's like a trip back to the goddamn Jurassic. I don't know how I'll do it, but I have to make my way there someday. Bucket list shit. Also, this is officially my favorite of his videos ever. I've watched it like three times already. That little ravine is a fucking time machine.
Nice to see all the New Caledonian flora- really familiar but odd looking from a Southern Pacific perspective. Cool Eleocarpus. There are a couple of species in New Zealand. The one that is the easiest to remember is Eleocarpus hookerianus. :) yep...
good afternoon. i get to remodel on my own you angelic potty mouthed person. . anyway where we differ but i have gotten raunchy too but with my older sister who doesn't get it sometimes . she teaches little ones her whole life. does a good job. boy the president could use her as a sounding board and would nt rattle her. amazing.
can't remember who said it (i'm an old) but it went something like this: "people only use 10% of their brains because if we used the whole thing, the first living thing we set eyes on we would just sit and stare thinking 'WOW, look at that!" you, sir, are in danger of using more than that 10%
The whole 10% thing is bs, but yeah, the creative intelligent people still have that sense of awe that kids have as they are swatting in the mud as it rains.
would you be open to opening your subtitles/cc to community contribution? It helps to have something to read along while you watch, and I would be perfectly willing to help as well
I use the google translated captions and they do well with all of his videos. Not perfect but very good considering the subject matter of the videos.. The taxonomical names it may have trouble with but there is usually an on-screen card to spell it out close by.
Joey, do you use a key before you make these vids? I have a hard time accepting that you just know all of these off the top of your head. What's your process when you go into a new area to make a vid?
Where Hoya nicholsoniae occurs in north eastern Australia it has been re determined as Hoya potsii. There is a group of related Hoya species in the south west Pacific including Hoya samoensis from.... Samoa.
the heavy chicago accent makes this so much better because it makes you sound like such a dad. im basically imagining a chicago ned flanders teaching me about plants
Although Apocynaciae and Asclepiadaceae are purported to be closely related, I do believe the identification of the Hoya as an Apo. Is incorrect! He even refers to the Hoya as "milkweed family" there seems to be a typo!!! With the wealth and variety of videos he produces, I can see how such an oversight could happen, but in the interest of accuracy, just thought I would interject my picky correction here... No offense! I enjoy your videos immensely!!! I find them very interesting and informative and you take me to places to see plants I otherwise would never have the chance to discover on my own!!! Thanks for all the fascinating ferns from New Caledonia I had no idea even existed!!! Love your programs!!! And your presentation style is unmatched anywhere!!! Thanks!
You are incorrect, my friend. The two families were merged a number of years ago, with Asclepiadaceae being nested within Apocynaceae as a subfamily. Please refer to : DOI: 10.1007/BF00983380
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt well I'm an old timer who refuses to knuckle under to the scholarly albeit dismissive and arbitrary musings of botanists dwelling in their ivory towers never actually seeing or handling a live plant but rather dried herbarium specimens! To me, Diplacus is not Mimulus (even though I understand they changed it back, which proves my point) I simply do not recognize their whims or name changes which might well be a conclusion based on poor eyesight, confusion, a bad day, or an argument with the wife!!! Have it your way, but forgive me for not following along with procedures I cannot condone, accept, or agree with! Your horticultural knowledge is obviously much more advanced than mine, I will grant you that... But from watching many of your programs, I assume you do have a place in your heart for an old curmudgeon who is so stuck in his ways to stand my ground and refuse to prance along gayly (you should see my gay prancing) with whichever way the wind blows from a gaggle of crusty old dried up Asexual isolated antisocial hermit like botanists from an equally dank mildewed academic institution in some obscure unheard of small Hamlet somewhere in the outskirts of any given metropolitan area........ 🦕🦖🦀🌴🌵🌲
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt also it just occurred to me that you have referred to Asclepiadaceae in other videos I have watched! So why the difference now? Does it depend upon your mood or were you correcting past descriptions made? Just curious, I am not really looking to pick a fight with you! I adore your videos and would never want to make you pissed off at me! I feel like we have a lot in common and I also feel a real connection with you!!! You are the GREATEST!!!
1. Not so much a case of "ivory towers" but rather of DNA analysis and molecular phylogenies. You're of course free to disagree but the DNA doesn't lie. It's hard evidence. If it makes you feel any better though, you can remind yourself that these designations are all arbitrary human attempts to put fine lines and boxes around evolutionary trajectories. 2. Listen harder. I've referred to "aaclepiadoideae", the milkweed subfamily of Apocynaceae.
Omg 😂 I'm watching as I work on a macrame chandelier. I was looking away when you said "Oh, look at that, somebody's working on some macrame!" That was a weird moment for me. Hahaha
I likes me a big tree fern! I dig the natural camouflage the insects have developed. Brilliant! It seems like every leaf on every frond has sporangia pods lined up next to each other completely outlining/following the leaf contour. Must be thousands of 'em per frond. Is this why they've survived so long thru the ages?
This was a particularly horny video eh? Really nice. Loved the eusporangia money shot. Love following you around through geologic eras, into dungeons and refugial valleys. Hope you are having the time of your life man!!
I love these old lineages, beautiful. I like your video's Tony. It might be the accent, bit did you say 22feet is 3m? 1 ft is 30,48cm making the length 6,7m or something.
Fascinating stuff about the Amborella, Thanks! About the Geodorum and their habit of bending their spike over- its yet another way to position the lip lowermost, for most efficient pollination. Looks like its pollinated by a bee or a beetle . By the way the name (Geodorum) means gift of (or for) the earth; probably refering to the flowering habit.
Video quality pretty good for the Mesozoic.
"WHY DOES IT DO DAT" summarizes how I feel trying to learn all this stuff
angie g INCENSED!!
I like it when se says it like that.
This statement sums up the entirety of scientific thought.
Tony and his arboreal asphyxiation kink. This Guy's Big Fat Brain and his sense of humor crack me up.
Gary Baxter: His name is Tony Santoro.
@@boa9535 thanks bud
Gary Baxter: I’m sorry, but I didn’t intend to insult you. I was just trying to pass on factual information. He’s titled another video “Tony Santoro’s Guide to Botany.”
@@boa9535 not insulted by any means, I am human and perfection evades us all. Have a great day Boa.
Thanks! I referred to him as Jack in another comment section, until I discovered that is the name of his dog!!! He totally sounds like a Tony, if you know what I mean.....
I fucking LOVE this guy's channel. I can't stop watching.
4:10 I want to see an hour-long compilation of just Joey's conversations with critters.
YAZZZZZZ!
Yes! I would love to see some animals as well. Maybe at dusk so we can see some geckos? New caledonia has the worlds largest ones, the Leachianus.
@@Daniellaofsweden You're adorable. And I love your vids! The vivariums are beautiful.
andybaldman: His name is Tony Santoro.
@@boa9535 That's his screen name. Google Joey Santore.
happy that he is out there for me as I wile away in my factory as they slowly rob me of the very thing that makes me a human animal...
Me too.
That’s the attitude how about do something about the situation.
@@Jameson1776 Wow, THANK YOU!! Fuck, why didn't I think of that?!
GTFO, condescending dick. You don't know our lives.
Jani Abolish capitalism
@@eden7010 Got a better idea?
27:37 the caterpillar is a It's a Orchard Swallowtail Butterfly
Papilio aegeus.
Thanks for the hike.
"Have you had enough?"
Hell no!
I need more, this is unreal!
Maybe even fantastic or stellar, running out of lame complements here, just beat me with that rachis!
Betcha dat rachis wood make a purty gud "rhiddum stik"
I kept this video for a rough day. thank you, it really does help.
You are amazing. 👍🏻👍🏻 UA-cam is mostly a cesspool, but your channel is gold.
"I'm gotta teach you a lesson you can't refuse." Love the accent.
that tree fern oh my god.17:41.
I KNOW !!!
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Cyathea intermedia is the tallest treefern species in the world (I think it beats cyathea brownii even!!!)
27:30 Definitely a member of Papilionidae. That thing popping up is called an osmeterium; used for defensive poking. lol
Wise Snake, defensive stinky poking!
It's a Orchard Swallowtail Butterfly
Papilio aegeus.
Wonderful video. New Caladonia. What a place.
You can stand under my Amborella.
I hope you brought your sketch book & sat & spent time capturing a memento of that journey for yourself. Thanks for all you share.
🙇♂️🙏
I fully appreciate being called a sassy bastard
im not sure if i get smarter watching these, but at least it feels like i am. thank you, your videos are excellent!
Hey man. You make me smile. I’m not a plant guy, well I wasn’t. Anyway, you make me smile, mostly cuz, you’ve got a way about ya N’such. I’m kinda an asshole most the time on account of people shooting at me and seeing terrible stuff n’whatnot. Anyway, you should be happy knowing that you bring joy to people. I for one appreciate what you’re doing!
Hey are you from Cape Cod and where's yurr codd ??
Ya know, I was also thinking, get out of the sun, go visits some fronds. Always makes you feel a little umbel in the presence of all that selagi and stiff rachis.
“You look good for a shelf fungus”, another classic pick up line for the botany enthusiast.
I am having to live vicariously through your videos. Currently stuck in a cesspool of human infrastructure.
*SEES TITLE*
IT'S HAPPENING!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!
*HEAVY BREATHING*
They say some people never know when to come in from the rain, but in your case I am glad you staid to show and botanize some exotic plants I will never see. Go get dry on the outside and wet inside with a cold beer. Thanks again
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has wanted to spend the night in the Fern Room at Garfield Park Conservatory. Never occurred to me to try it, though.
I love the fern dungeon! And the Hoya. And the forest. All of it. Keep it coming!
I actually always love ferns even as a young kid but now I am even more in love with them, freaking impressive
I wish I didn't live in the desert for that for seeing ferns . My dad had different ferns in front yard where we grew up in Los Angeles county .
I could listen to you for a very long time. Even though you're from Chicago or thereabouts, you sound like someone from home, which is near New York City. I love it that you have this abiding respect for plants and have learned things on your own. This shit matters. You are right, life on Earth would be very different if plants evolved in a different way. I like finding out how things work and why, and plants don't actively lie like some people do. I just like learning stuff and especially when I respect that what I'm hearing is the truth as far as you know it. What a world. I hope we don't blow it up. We already do enough to our environment by shitting where we live. We need to use our brains, but we've been "educated" not to. Thank You. I'm off to fuck myself.
That Dept of Unauthorized Forestry logo would look great on a round patch...just sayin'
these episodes keep getting better..thanks
It is so awesome that you are able to walk through living fossils of the Cretaceous and probably even older
13:17 A hoya was my first houseplant. Got it around 2017, it stayed the winter-half-year by a north-facing window in the small apartment I shared with another student, then moved in with me where I live now where it has spent the last 2 1/2 years perched upon a random shelf. Still lives. Cut off parts of it several times in attempts to propagate it. Never repotted. Never flowered. I think it's holding on by spite alone.
I love your comments you add post-production! I rented out some of the books you recommended in the 101 video and I've been loving to follow along!
Avie Fallis no need to waste money and rent return them and go into the cpbbd subreddit and there’s a download link for all the books into one file.
@@victorsaloum9731 what? Like reddit subreddit? I'm old...speak slowly.
Found it! Thank you!
@@Sacto43 joey santoros school of biological sciences haha
@@victorsaloum9731 Oh, I didn't know! I really do enjoy the hardback copies
yall randomly hear someone talking in forest loud you know him
You're like the uncle I never had. This channel is the best.
Finally a fresh upload!
I'm dyin over here!
Stick bug" You're blowing my cover ya sassy bastard! "
Thank you so much for taking us with you!
UA-cam is determined to get me to watch your videos.
Who can't use some Latin 'n $#!t
And you should be thankful for it, lol
You gotta nice umbel is why
I wish this channel existed when I was taking Environmental Science.
Chirst. New Caledonia is fucking amazing. It's like a trip back to the goddamn Jurassic. I don't know how I'll do it, but I have to make my way there someday. Bucket list shit.
Also, this is officially my favorite of his videos ever. I've watched it like three times already. That little ravine is a fucking time machine.
i thought we had impressive ferns in the PNW holy mackerel
Nice to see all the New Caledonian flora- really familiar but odd looking from a Southern Pacific perspective.
Cool Eleocarpus. There are a couple of species in New Zealand. The one that is the easiest to remember is Eleocarpus hookerianus. :) yep...
Love your videos man. Makes me want to learn so much more and do some planting :)
Wow, what an incredibly spectacular place to botanize
Sharing your work with my daughter. No better teacher out there. Thanks Tony!
good afternoon. i get to remodel on my own you angelic potty mouthed person. . anyway where we differ but i have gotten raunchy too but with my older sister who doesn't get it sometimes . she teaches little ones her whole life. does a good job. boy the president could use her as a sounding board and would nt rattle her. amazing.
Amazing plants! thanks for your show!
can't remember who said it (i'm an old) but it went something like this:
"people only use 10% of their brains because if we used the whole thing, the first living thing we set eyes on we would just sit and stare thinking 'WOW, look at that!"
you, sir, are in danger of using more than that 10%
it's funny watching people take lsd or mushrooms because they do EXACTLY that.
The whole 10% thing is bs, but yeah, the creative intelligent people still have that sense of awe that kids have as they are swatting in the mud as it rains.
Damn, I love this show
would you be open to opening your subtitles/cc to community contribution? It helps to have something to read along while you watch, and I would be perfectly willing to help as well
I use the google translated captions and they do well with all of his videos. Not perfect but very good considering the subject matter of the videos.. The taxonomical names it may have trouble with but there is usually an on-screen card to spell it out close by.
Joey, do you use a key before you make these vids? I have a hard time accepting that you just know all of these off the top of your head. What's your process when you go into a new area to make a vid?
Cracks me up when you talk to the various creatures 😁 And this video was particularly stand out! 👋👋👋🙏😊 Hope the rest of the state was great for you. 🙋
the fern stickbug is pretty cool. these ferns blow my mind. they must somehow be the beginnings of trees in the ‘beginning’.
Where Hoya nicholsoniae occurs in north eastern Australia it has been re determined as Hoya potsii. There is a group of related Hoya species in the south west Pacific including Hoya samoensis from.... Samoa.
AAAH! I LOVE PLANT! I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! AAAAAHH PLANT!
My dream hike! Just subscribed to your channel. Watching from the Northwest Territories.
Just sitting here, plucking my mustache and Happy Day! New CPBBD!
watching this in your hoodie that just showed up. love it pal. p.s. more of your dogs please.
The first time I've seen the plant(Amborella) other than a photograph in a textbook. Thank you!
F*ing amazing. This may be one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. Glad I found it
the heavy chicago accent makes this so much better because it makes you sound like such a dad. im basically imagining a chicago ned flanders teaching me about plants
This was an awesome episode! Every video is great, I watch every one all the way thru, but this was possibly my favorite. Thank you.
Good afternoon
You sassy bastard
I will be watching this later on tonight after work
Although Apocynaciae and Asclepiadaceae are purported to be closely related, I do believe the identification of the Hoya as an Apo. Is incorrect! He even refers to the Hoya as "milkweed family" there seems to be a typo!!! With the wealth and variety of videos he produces, I can see how such an oversight could happen, but in the interest of accuracy, just thought I would interject my picky correction here... No offense! I enjoy your videos immensely!!! I find them very interesting and informative and you take me to places to see plants I otherwise would never have the chance to discover on my own!!! Thanks for all the fascinating ferns from New Caledonia I had no idea even existed!!! Love your programs!!! And your presentation style is unmatched anywhere!!! Thanks!
You are incorrect, my friend. The two families were merged a number of years ago, with Asclepiadaceae being nested within Apocynaceae as a subfamily.
Please refer to : DOI: 10.1007/BF00983380
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt well I'm an old timer who refuses to knuckle under to the scholarly albeit dismissive and arbitrary musings of botanists dwelling in their ivory towers never actually seeing or handling a live plant but rather dried herbarium specimens! To me, Diplacus is not Mimulus (even though I understand they changed it back, which proves my point) I simply do not recognize their whims or name changes which might well be a conclusion based on poor eyesight, confusion, a bad day, or an argument with the wife!!! Have it your way, but forgive me for not following along with procedures I cannot condone, accept, or agree with! Your horticultural knowledge is obviously much more advanced than mine, I will grant you that... But from watching many of your programs, I assume you do have a place in your heart for an old curmudgeon who is so stuck in his ways to stand my ground and refuse to prance along gayly (you should see my gay prancing) with whichever way the wind blows from a gaggle of crusty old dried up Asexual isolated antisocial hermit like botanists from an equally dank mildewed academic institution in some obscure unheard of small Hamlet somewhere in the outskirts of any given metropolitan area........ 🦕🦖🦀🌴🌵🌲
@@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt also it just occurred to me that you have referred to Asclepiadaceae in other videos I have watched! So why the difference now? Does it depend upon your mood or were you correcting past descriptions made? Just curious, I am not really looking to pick a fight with you! I adore your videos and would never want to make you pissed off at me! I feel like we have a lot in common and I also feel a real connection with you!!! You are the GREATEST!!!
1. Not so much a case of "ivory towers" but rather of DNA analysis and molecular phylogenies. You're of course free to disagree but the DNA doesn't lie. It's hard evidence. If it makes you feel any better though, you can remind yourself that these designations are all arbitrary human attempts to put fine lines and boxes around evolutionary trajectories.
2. Listen harder. I've referred to "aaclepiadoideae", the milkweed subfamily of Apocynaceae.
Also, just out of curiosity... why are you liking your own comments?
Omg 😂 I'm watching as I work on a macrame chandelier. I was looking away when you said "Oh, look at that, somebody's working on some macrame!" That was a weird moment for me. Hahaha
Another banger my man
Wow,🤩, excellent read💓! Thank you🙏
Thank you. Very relaxing, very beautiful.
I was just today reading about some of these ferns in Simpson's, Plant Systematics. Nice to see some actual plants in this episode.
I likes me a big tree fern! I dig the natural camouflage the insects have developed. Brilliant! It seems like every leaf on every frond has sporangia pods lined up next to each other completely outlining/following the leaf contour. Must be thousands of 'em per frond. Is this why they've survived so long thru the ages?
Freakily beautiful....thanks so much...will watch this one a few times!!
With fronds like those, who needs anemones?
This was a particularly horny video eh? Really nice. Loved the eusporangia money shot. Love following you around through geologic eras, into dungeons and refugial valleys. Hope you are having the time of your life man!!
I predict you’ll crack 1-million subs in 2020.
The Amborella Genome Project has shed some light on ‘Darwin’s abominable mystery ‘, l.e. , the rise of angiosperms.
You made us wait, and patiently wait we did
I love these old lineages, beautiful. I like your video's Tony.
It might be the accent, bit did you say 22feet is 3m? 1 ft is 30,48cm making the length 6,7m or something.
You're like the Andrew Dice Clay of Botany :D haha Nice work!
Another fantastic video!
5:34 spot on lol. Another great description.
Fascinating stuff about the Amborella, Thanks!
About the Geodorum and their habit of bending their spike over- its yet another way to position the lip lowermost, for most efficient pollination. Looks like its pollinated by a bee or a beetle .
By the way the name (Geodorum) means gift of (or for) the earth; probably refering to the flowering habit.
@10:35 are you sure that wasn't a cell tower? They're getting harder to spot.
We’ll have to ask Joey what species of pine he thinks those fake cell towers are trying to emulate....oh and the “bark”..... !! 🌲🌻🌴
What's the best time of year to visit New Caledonia to see flowers in bloom?
Quel belle ombelle! Ha! Love it! I'll be using this!
Very nice. Looks like the land before time there.
At 13:23 there seems to be a climbing aroid, maybe some sort of anadendrum/rhaphidophora sp.?? nice
That huge fern type plant in the early video is something else..
Thanks for the great content
Selaginella firmuloides reminds me of thujopsis dolabrata what a beautiful plant.
Will the ancients survive us.
Love those environments Cloudforests, Mangrooves, Moor 💚💚💚🔥 Paramo🤤🤤🤤🤤
"Fern's Dungeon" is my favorite Dark Web site.
Luscious! Thanks.
How do you do to go around the world so often? I'm so jealous right now
Man, that is so cool, all of it.
Those fucking dinosaur ferns just blow me away !
Really sparks the imagination
28:09 That terminal bud reminds me of Ficus terminal buds.
If you haven't done so already, have a look at the video description. It's well worth the read
Why are the petioles of that fern so swollen and huge? They remind me of the joints of mimosa pudica that allow the leaves and stems to bend