Gary Baxter: I’m sorry, but I didn’t intend to insult you. I was just trying to pass on factual information. He’s titled another video “Tony Santoro’s Guide to Botany.”
Thanks! I referred to him as Jack in another comment section, until I discovered that is the name of his dog!!! He totally sounds like a Tony, if you know what I mean.....
"Have you had enough?" Hell no! I need more, this is unreal! Maybe even fantastic or stellar, running out of lame complements here, just beat me with that rachis!
Hey man. You make me smile. I’m not a plant guy, well I wasn’t. Anyway, you make me smile, mostly cuz, you’ve got a way about ya N’such. I’m kinda an asshole most the time on account of people shooting at me and seeing terrible stuff n’whatnot. Anyway, you should be happy knowing that you bring joy to people. I for one appreciate what you’re doing!
Ya know, I was also thinking, get out of the sun, go visits some fronds. Always makes you feel a little umbel in the presence of all that selagi and stiff rachis.
They say some people never know when to come in from the rain, but in your case I am glad you staid to show and botanize some exotic plants I will never see. Go get dry on the outside and wet inside with a cold beer. Thanks again
I could listen to you for a very long time. Even though you're from Chicago or thereabouts, you sound like someone from home, which is near New York City. I love it that you have this abiding respect for plants and have learned things on your own. This shit matters. You are right, life on Earth would be very different if plants evolved in a different way. I like finding out how things work and why, and plants don't actively lie like some people do. I just like learning stuff and especially when I respect that what I'm hearing is the truth as far as you know it. What a world. I hope we don't blow it up. We already do enough to our environment by shitting where we live. We need to use our brains, but we've been "educated" not to. Thank You. I'm off to fuck myself.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has wanted to spend the night in the Fern Room at Garfield Park Conservatory. Never occurred to me to try it, though.
Chirst. New Caledonia is fucking amazing. It's like a trip back to the goddamn Jurassic. I don't know how I'll do it, but I have to make my way there someday. Bucket list shit. Also, this is officially my favorite of his videos ever. I've watched it like three times already. That little ravine is a fucking time machine.
13:17 A hoya was my first houseplant. Got it around 2017, it stayed the winter-half-year by a north-facing window in the small apartment I shared with another student, then moved in with me where I live now where it has spent the last 2 1/2 years perched upon a random shelf. Still lives. Cut off parts of it several times in attempts to propagate it. Never repotted. Never flowered. I think it's holding on by spite alone.
good afternoon. i get to remodel on my own you angelic potty mouthed person. . anyway where we differ but i have gotten raunchy too but with my older sister who doesn't get it sometimes . she teaches little ones her whole life. does a good job. boy the president could use her as a sounding board and would nt rattle her. amazing.
Nice to see all the New Caledonian flora- really familiar but odd looking from a Southern Pacific perspective. Cool Eleocarpus. There are a couple of species in New Zealand. The one that is the easiest to remember is Eleocarpus hookerianus. :) yep...
the heavy chicago accent makes this so much better because it makes you sound like such a dad. im basically imagining a chicago ned flanders teaching me about plants
would you be open to opening your subtitles/cc to community contribution? It helps to have something to read along while you watch, and I would be perfectly willing to help as well
I use the google translated captions and they do well with all of his videos. Not perfect but very good considering the subject matter of the videos.. The taxonomical names it may have trouble with but there is usually an on-screen card to spell it out close by.
Omg 😂 I'm watching as I work on a macrame chandelier. I was looking away when you said "Oh, look at that, somebody's working on some macrame!" That was a weird moment for me. Hahaha
can't remember who said it (i'm an old) but it went something like this: "people only use 10% of their brains because if we used the whole thing, the first living thing we set eyes on we would just sit and stare thinking 'WOW, look at that!" you, sir, are in danger of using more than that 10%
The whole 10% thing is bs, but yeah, the creative intelligent people still have that sense of awe that kids have as they are swatting in the mud as it rains.
This was a particularly horny video eh? Really nice. Loved the eusporangia money shot. Love following you around through geologic eras, into dungeons and refugial valleys. Hope you are having the time of your life man!!
Fascinating stuff about the Amborella, Thanks! About the Geodorum and their habit of bending their spike over- its yet another way to position the lip lowermost, for most efficient pollination. Looks like its pollinated by a bee or a beetle . By the way the name (Geodorum) means gift of (or for) the earth; probably refering to the flowering habit.
Where Hoya nicholsoniae occurs in north eastern Australia it has been re determined as Hoya potsii. There is a group of related Hoya species in the south west Pacific including Hoya samoensis from.... Samoa.
I likes me a big tree fern! I dig the natural camouflage the insects have developed. Brilliant! It seems like every leaf on every frond has sporangia pods lined up next to each other completely outlining/following the leaf contour. Must be thousands of 'em per frond. Is this why they've survived so long thru the ages?
Joey, do you use a key before you make these vids? I have a hard time accepting that you just know all of these off the top of your head. What's your process when you go into a new area to make a vid?
Amborella joy! :) I was just about to talk about this plant in my botany course, great timing. ^_^ But for the future maybe some Selaginella strobili? Maybe? Some gametophytes would be tight. Swimming plant sperm under the microscope? Totally awesome. I've had this dream of a spore bearing plant documentary, but I have no money and not even good access to the plants required. ;)
Video quality pretty good for the Mesozoic.
"WHY DOES IT DO DAT" summarizes how I feel trying to learn all this stuff
angie g INCENSED!!
I like it when se says it like that.
This statement sums up the entirety of scientific thought.
4:10 I want to see an hour-long compilation of just Joey's conversations with critters.
YAZZZZZZ!
Yes! I would love to see some animals as well. Maybe at dusk so we can see some geckos? New caledonia has the worlds largest ones, the Leachianus.
@@Daniellaofsweden You're adorable. And I love your vids! The vivariums are beautiful.
andybaldman: His name is Tony Santoro.
@@boa9535 That's his screen name. Google Joey Santore.
You are amazing. 👍🏻👍🏻 UA-cam is mostly a cesspool, but your channel is gold.
Thanks for the hike.
Tony and his arboreal asphyxiation kink. This Guy's Big Fat Brain and his sense of humor crack me up.
Gary Baxter: His name is Tony Santoro.
@@boa9535 thanks bud
Gary Baxter: I’m sorry, but I didn’t intend to insult you. I was just trying to pass on factual information. He’s titled another video “Tony Santoro’s Guide to Botany.”
@@boa9535 not insulted by any means, I am human and perfection evades us all. Have a great day Boa.
Thanks! I referred to him as Jack in another comment section, until I discovered that is the name of his dog!!! He totally sounds like a Tony, if you know what I mean.....
happy that he is out there for me as I wile away in my factory as they slowly rob me of the very thing that makes me a human animal...
Me too.
That’s the attitude how about do something about the situation.
@@Jameson1776 Wow, THANK YOU!! Fuck, why didn't I think of that?!
GTFO, condescending dick. You don't know our lives.
Jani Abolish capitalism
@@eden7010 Got a better idea?
I kept this video for a rough day. thank you, it really does help.
I fucking LOVE this guy's channel. I can't stop watching.
"Have you had enough?"
Hell no!
I need more, this is unreal!
Maybe even fantastic or stellar, running out of lame complements here, just beat me with that rachis!
Betcha dat rachis wood make a purty gud "rhiddum stik"
“You look good for a shelf fungus”, another classic pick up line for the botany enthusiast.
"I'm gotta teach you a lesson you can't refuse." Love the accent.
Wonderful video. New Caladonia. What a place.
Hey man. You make me smile. I’m not a plant guy, well I wasn’t. Anyway, you make me smile, mostly cuz, you’ve got a way about ya N’such. I’m kinda an asshole most the time on account of people shooting at me and seeing terrible stuff n’whatnot. Anyway, you should be happy knowing that you bring joy to people. I for one appreciate what you’re doing!
Hey are you from Cape Cod and where's yurr codd ??
27:30 Definitely a member of Papilionidae. That thing popping up is called an osmeterium; used for defensive poking. lol
Wise Snake, defensive stinky poking!
It's a Orchard Swallowtail Butterfly
Papilio aegeus.
I fully appreciate being called a sassy bastard
27:37 the caterpillar is a It's a Orchard Swallowtail Butterfly
Papilio aegeus.
Ya know, I was also thinking, get out of the sun, go visits some fronds. Always makes you feel a little umbel in the presence of all that selagi and stiff rachis.
I hope you brought your sketch book & sat & spent time capturing a memento of that journey for yourself. Thanks for all you share.
🙇♂️🙏
You can stand under my Amborella.
They say some people never know when to come in from the rain, but in your case I am glad you staid to show and botanize some exotic plants I will never see. Go get dry on the outside and wet inside with a cold beer. Thanks again
that tree fern oh my god.17:41.
I KNOW !!!
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Cyathea intermedia is the tallest treefern species in the world (I think it beats cyathea brownii even!!!)
I could listen to you for a very long time. Even though you're from Chicago or thereabouts, you sound like someone from home, which is near New York City. I love it that you have this abiding respect for plants and have learned things on your own. This shit matters. You are right, life on Earth would be very different if plants evolved in a different way. I like finding out how things work and why, and plants don't actively lie like some people do. I just like learning stuff and especially when I respect that what I'm hearing is the truth as far as you know it. What a world. I hope we don't blow it up. We already do enough to our environment by shitting where we live. We need to use our brains, but we've been "educated" not to. Thank You. I'm off to fuck myself.
im not sure if i get smarter watching these, but at least it feels like i am. thank you, your videos are excellent!
I love the fern dungeon! And the Hoya. And the forest. All of it. Keep it coming!
I am having to live vicariously through your videos. Currently stuck in a cesspool of human infrastructure.
*SEES TITLE*
IT'S HAPPENING!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!
*HEAVY BREATHING*
I actually always love ferns even as a young kid but now I am even more in love with them, freaking impressive
I wish I didn't live in the desert for that for seeing ferns . My dad had different ferns in front yard where we grew up in Los Angeles county .
It is so awesome that you are able to walk through living fossils of the Cretaceous and probably even older
I love your comments you add post-production! I rented out some of the books you recommended in the 101 video and I've been loving to follow along!
Avie Fallis no need to waste money and rent return them and go into the cpbbd subreddit and there’s a download link for all the books into one file.
@@victorsaloum9731 what? Like reddit subreddit? I'm old...speak slowly.
Found it! Thank you!
@@Sacto43 joey santoros school of biological sciences haha
@@victorsaloum9731 Oh, I didn't know! I really do enjoy the hardback copies
Stick bug" You're blowing my cover ya sassy bastard! "
yall randomly hear someone talking in forest loud you know him
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has wanted to spend the night in the Fern Room at Garfield Park Conservatory. Never occurred to me to try it, though.
these episodes keep getting better..thanks
Finally a fresh upload!
I'm dyin over here!
You're like the uncle I never had. This channel is the best.
Cracks me up when you talk to the various creatures 😁 And this video was particularly stand out! 👋👋👋🙏😊 Hope the rest of the state was great for you. 🙋
i thought we had impressive ferns in the PNW holy mackerel
Chirst. New Caledonia is fucking amazing. It's like a trip back to the goddamn Jurassic. I don't know how I'll do it, but I have to make my way there someday. Bucket list shit.
Also, this is officially my favorite of his videos ever. I've watched it like three times already. That little ravine is a fucking time machine.
13:17 A hoya was my first houseplant. Got it around 2017, it stayed the winter-half-year by a north-facing window in the small apartment I shared with another student, then moved in with me where I live now where it has spent the last 2 1/2 years perched upon a random shelf. Still lives. Cut off parts of it several times in attempts to propagate it. Never repotted. Never flowered. I think it's holding on by spite alone.
Love your videos man. Makes me want to learn so much more and do some planting :)
Just sitting here, plucking my mustache and Happy Day! New CPBBD!
Amazing plants! thanks for your show!
That Dept of Unauthorized Forestry logo would look great on a round patch...just sayin'
Sharing your work with my daughter. No better teacher out there. Thanks Tony!
Good afternoon
You sassy bastard
I will be watching this later on tonight after work
UA-cam is determined to get me to watch your videos.
Who can't use some Latin 'n $#!t
And you should be thankful for it, lol
You gotta nice umbel is why
Wow, what an incredibly spectacular place to botanize
good afternoon. i get to remodel on my own you angelic potty mouthed person. . anyway where we differ but i have gotten raunchy too but with my older sister who doesn't get it sometimes . she teaches little ones her whole life. does a good job. boy the president could use her as a sounding board and would nt rattle her. amazing.
Nice to see all the New Caledonian flora- really familiar but odd looking from a Southern Pacific perspective.
Cool Eleocarpus. There are a couple of species in New Zealand. The one that is the easiest to remember is Eleocarpus hookerianus. :) yep...
the heavy chicago accent makes this so much better because it makes you sound like such a dad. im basically imagining a chicago ned flanders teaching me about plants
would you be open to opening your subtitles/cc to community contribution? It helps to have something to read along while you watch, and I would be perfectly willing to help as well
I use the google translated captions and they do well with all of his videos. Not perfect but very good considering the subject matter of the videos.. The taxonomical names it may have trouble with but there is usually an on-screen card to spell it out close by.
Omg 😂 I'm watching as I work on a macrame chandelier. I was looking away when you said "Oh, look at that, somebody's working on some macrame!" That was a weird moment for me. Hahaha
Thank you so much for taking us with you!
can't remember who said it (i'm an old) but it went something like this:
"people only use 10% of their brains because if we used the whole thing, the first living thing we set eyes on we would just sit and stare thinking 'WOW, look at that!"
you, sir, are in danger of using more than that 10%
it's funny watching people take lsd or mushrooms because they do EXACTLY that.
The whole 10% thing is bs, but yeah, the creative intelligent people still have that sense of awe that kids have as they are swatting in the mud as it rains.
This was a particularly horny video eh? Really nice. Loved the eusporangia money shot. Love following you around through geologic eras, into dungeons and refugial valleys. Hope you are having the time of your life man!!
This was an awesome episode! Every video is great, I watch every one all the way thru, but this was possibly my favorite. Thank you.
AAAH! I LOVE PLANT! I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! AAAAAHH PLANT!
Damn, I love this show
watching this in your hoodie that just showed up. love it pal. p.s. more of your dogs please.
You're like the Andrew Dice Clay of Botany :D haha Nice work!
Another banger my man
The first time I've seen the plant(Amborella) other than a photograph in a textbook. Thank you!
I wish this channel existed when I was taking Environmental Science.
F*ing amazing. This may be one of my favorite UA-cam videos of all time. Glad I found it
the fern stickbug is pretty cool. these ferns blow my mind. they must somehow be the beginnings of trees in the ‘beginning’.
My dream hike! Just subscribed to your channel. Watching from the Northwest Territories.
The Amborella Genome Project has shed some light on ‘Darwin’s abominable mystery ‘, l.e. , the rise of angiosperms.
Thank you. Very relaxing, very beautiful.
I was just today reading about some of these ferns in Simpson's, Plant Systematics. Nice to see some actual plants in this episode.
Freakily beautiful....thanks so much...will watch this one a few times!!
Wow,🤩, excellent read💓! Thank you🙏
Lol you must tell me your Fet avatar;) Thanks for ths videos and for being you.
I predict you’ll crack 1-million subs in 2020.
Man, that is so cool, all of it.
Those fucking dinosaur ferns just blow me away !
Really sparks the imagination
You made us wait, and patiently wait we did
Fascinating stuff about the Amborella, Thanks!
About the Geodorum and their habit of bending their spike over- its yet another way to position the lip lowermost, for most efficient pollination. Looks like its pollinated by a bee or a beetle .
By the way the name (Geodorum) means gift of (or for) the earth; probably refering to the flowering habit.
Quel belle ombelle! Ha! Love it! I'll be using this!
5:34 spot on lol. Another great description.
Another fantastic video!
Very nice. Looks like the land before time there.
Where Hoya nicholsoniae occurs in north eastern Australia it has been re determined as Hoya potsii. There is a group of related Hoya species in the south west Pacific including Hoya samoensis from.... Samoa.
Yall sleeping on Montsechia HORNWORT GANG
Wow, 5 mins in and this was soooooo worth the wait!
Those fucking ferns were spectacular!
Will the ancients survive us.
With fronds like those, who needs anemones?
I fu€%ing love it 👍👍much love friend
"Fern's Dungeon" is my favorite Dark Web site.
I likes me a big tree fern! I dig the natural camouflage the insects have developed. Brilliant! It seems like every leaf on every frond has sporangia pods lined up next to each other completely outlining/following the leaf contour. Must be thousands of 'em per frond. Is this why they've survived so long thru the ages?
Joey, do you use a key before you make these vids? I have a hard time accepting that you just know all of these off the top of your head. What's your process when you go into a new area to make a vid?
Thanks for the great content
The safe word of the day is "osmeterium"...
thank you. my homicidal feelings needed quelling.
SEE SEE i am a sassy bastard! Thx for sayin so as well my many faceted talented friend tony!
Lovely, . .Fundación Farallones, Cali, Colombia.
Love those environments Cloudforests, Mangrooves, Moor 💚💚💚🔥 Paramo🤤🤤🤤🤤
Amborella joy! :) I was just about to talk about this plant in my botany course, great timing. ^_^ But for the future maybe some Selaginella strobili? Maybe? Some gametophytes would be tight. Swimming plant sperm under the microscope? Totally awesome. I've had this dream of a spore bearing plant documentary, but I have no money and not even good access to the plants required. ;)
I want a CPBBD sticker for my Jeep or water bottle......
For real. CPBBD is one of maybe a half dozen channels I'd totally advertise on my car
fizz i’ve told so many people about his channel even non plant people
Yesss he's got shirts but we really need stickers!!
@Poop Snorkle geez even here we get road rage.....🌿🌻
That huge fern type plant in the early video is something else..
Wonderful, thank you!