Can’t really blame him, imagine having the power and ability to have reviews come back to you exclusively from gorgeous women; while not necessarily ethical, it has to be intoxicating. I wish that level of temptation on no one. Not that Instagram models are all the cream of the crop let’s be Frank haha!
The two ladies would audibly gasp at the sight of the 16-year-old Aubrey, recognizing that this would be the kid that would release their favorite Drake album, Certified Lover Boy, in the future. "I’m a lesbian!" One of the women would shout out before falling onto her knees crying.
I’m sure the two of them thought that they were being really clever by using entire pages for single sentences, but all I’m thinking when I see that is: “Damn, what a waste of paper.”
This is the exact type of shit I could imagine drake writing while laying on his bed with his legs up drinking a pumpkin spice latte with a vanilla scented candle lit next to him at 1am.
Would love to read Ye's book. With scriptures like "I hate being cancelled. It's awesome." , "Eric Harris was a sensitive man", and "What she order? Grimace Shake"
Fr, seems most people seems to be oblivious to the fact that "i think everyone brings something to the table" is just the idea of the New testament taken to the absolute end of it lol, I'd love to see that explained in a couple pages
For example, in a book full of longer poems, flipping to a page with just the words “you’re nothing to write home about” written small in the middle of a blank page could be interesting (if worded better and fit cohesively in the piece).
Bruh as a producer I'm just honestly listening for some fire beats at this point. For inspiration ofc. If Drake doesn't come correct on the album Boi1da and 40 will atleast drop some heat for sure🔥
@@amirtaj4323 do you just think about a baseless allegation against someone about being a pedophile all day every day? seems a little projecty to me idk man, yes he dmed millie but if u got any evidence of him definitively romantically pursuing a minor then let me know
The thing that has always bugged me about Drake's music writing is that he found this passive aggressive niche and just stayed in that lane. It's kinda irritating lol
He's the one that started the whole "one bar diss" trend where a rapper will throw a subliminal in a random bar on a song for seemingly no reason instead of just making a diss track or at least devoting a couple bars to a person. It's so irritating, if you're going to throw a barb SAY THEIR NAME DRAKE
The screenshot that was going around a couple of weeks ago showing a page that just said "There's two types of women: those who give head and those I don't like" might seem like a dumb joke but I genuinely think it gives insight into who Drake is. The dude really is a creepy weirdo who would likely be an incel if he wasn't famous.
It’s great that the title and author credits seem to provide more content that any of the pages in the book, so yeah I guess titles do ruin everything.
There’s no way Drake ever played metal gear solid. And if he did he’s probably too stupid to even comprehend it given his interpretation of Mother I Sober
I've joked in the past about Drake being what happens if you made a Spotify algorithm sentient, but the more I hear of his works (largely through you these days), the more I feel like I'm not actually far off that assessment.
A book of empty aphorisms for Drake fans to feel smarter in conversation. Just take any one-liner and conflate it with your own experiences, and you'll unlock the true message: that Drake is literally you. Now buy his fucking album.
savvy business move. Albums take a long time to write, record, mix and master and once they are released people will just stream it for free. But with this all he has to do is write a few paragraphs, split them up sentence by sentence and spread them out over 100 pages so he can charge 20 dollars for it.
I genuinely could not dispel the idea that this, without a shadow of a doubt, must have been a satire. There's no way Drake's book was 100 pages of him putting discarded lyrics onto pages, and Fantano was clowning on him again.
So it's a low-effort, absurdly minimalist, tedious and whiny exercise in narcissism, largely written by someone else anyway. An astounding departure from Drake's usual work then.
The fact he had a co-writer even for this is truly badazzilling.
at least it wasn't a ghostwriter 🙌 🙌
@@marcos_derozzireal asf
He needs a co-writer to write his own thoughts, either he Jay-Z's all his shit or he literally does not think for himself
@tadknuf7979 "badazzilling"? Did you have a co-writer for this comment?
@@bbybuttercup no drakes a badazz
Drake asked this book only to be reviewed by the baddest Instagram models in the world. Glad you followed up on his request.
"Toni" does make a baddass 'gram model
I should've said Toni Melons...
Can’t really blame him, imagine having the power and ability to have reviews come back to you exclusively from gorgeous women; while not necessarily ethical, it has to be intoxicating. I wish that level of temptation on no one. Not that Instagram models are all the cream of the crop let’s be Frank haha!
^ go outside…
@@lemonshark69 yeah that’s a pretty fair assessment
So good of Drake to finally release his vegan cookie recipe to the public. Big respect, Aubrey!
Tony forced his hand when he leaked it :((
@@NeutralMjolkHotelthe internet's busiest vegan nerd
now we have the ability to become like drake
still cant believe that fantano left drizzy on read
i didnt know his name was aubrey but that explains a lot
don’t you think it’s an invasion of privacy to read drakes diary anthony?
omg cardi bee reference!!! 😱😱 "invasion of privicy" grammy winning hip hop studio albim :D
@@lonersdreamworldi hope she releases her next album and strikes while the iron is cooling down.
I hope Drake and Cardi B collaborate on music 🔥🔥🔥
@@lonersdreamworldon the top 10 best hip hop album of all time according to rolling stone!
But we listed to his diaries all the time 😔✊
“Instagram captions” is a great way to describe both this book and Drake’s music
I 🙋🏻♀️ don’t ❌ miss 😤 let 💪 alone 🧍🏻♂️miss 🤧 you 🫵 certified 🏆 lover 💞 boy 👦🏻
@@MichelleD2023🤢🤢🤮
To be fair, that’s been common knowledge since his Take Care days
and then, 16 year old Aubrey softly approached the two women. “Me, too,” he spoke, with the boldness of a street performer. “Me, too.”
He’s a lesbian
say that u a lesbian girl me too
@@jango7889That line always make me cuum frfr🥵
The two ladies would audibly gasp at the sight of the 16-year-old Aubrey, recognizing that this would be the kid that would release their favorite Drake album, Certified Lover Boy, in the future.
"I’m a lesbian!"
One of the women would shout out before falling onto her knees crying.
“Say that you a lesbian girl me too” - The Greatest scholar in history
Great to see Melon finally getting into queer literature! I hope you found joy in this story of lesbian pride!
Ohh damn
LMFAO
Conflating lameness with queerness is hella offensive
@@saltwatertaff thats not the joke tho?
Please, we want NOTHING to do with him... 🙄
I’m sure the two of them thought that they were being really clever by using entire pages for single sentences, but all I’m thinking when I see that is:
“Damn, what a waste of paper.”
that sounds like a sentence straight out of the book
drake fans need to flip pages to feel like the are really reading.
Drake heard about House of Leaves and thought “I can do that too”
@@horseglue9367 Nah, you couldn’t fit what I wrote on a fortune cookie.
I know right?!
I was pretty surprised when this book started with "A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of communism."
Drake tryna be Friedrich Engels and Karl Marx 🗣️✋🗣️🗣️‼️❗️⁉️
"Say that you're a Leninist, girl me too"
-Drake
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Derrida reference
@@sgtOOXit's the first line of the communist manifesto, not necessarily a Derrida ref
"Stream of consciousness" ... with mostly blank pages... Yeah that tracks.
😂
Drake 100% just heard the phrase “stream of consciousness” and thought it sounded cool
"very few of us know Drake on a personal level" OK WE GET IT MELON YOU AND DRAKE BAKE TOGETHER
Let him cook 👨🍳
u never went on a drake n bake???
@@MrPearington😂😂😂😂 i pray that Fantano and Drake actually do a baking video for fun
“The boy wrote a book. He wrote a sentence” - DJ Khaled on Drake’s book
This is the exact type of shit I could imagine drake writing while laying on his bed with his legs up drinking a pumpkin spice latte with a vanilla scented candle lit next to him at 1am.
Exactly
giggling and kicking his feet in the air
Except that’s not drake at all
@@ahkenaten522you right he’d have a ghostwriter do all that for him
@@citiestoash nah
as a lesbian myself, i'm hurt that one of my people would name their book Titties Ruin Everything
😂😂😂😂
Hey, at least the man didn't specify who the head was given to in that one sentence, I guess that''s something
@@lemonshark69 what are you implying
@@lemonshark69are you transvestigating someone in an anthony fantano youtube comments section
how low can u gow
@@inlandthempire.6932she says that she’s a lesbian, girl me too?
Every piece of information I learn about Drake makes me dislike him more
Nah fr
Bro just released a collection of tweets with no wit while killing some trees in the process, truly impressive waste.
😂 that’s Drake for you.
Imagine seeing someone on a plane reading it like “Catcher in the Rye”
Imagine if Holden Caulfield didn't wear a red hat.
leaving a comment here. no particular reason.
Imagine Mark Chapman reading it before shooting John Lennon.
Many trees had to die for Drake to write 4 whole paragraphs, that’s hilarious
If this is truly Drake’s stream of consciousness, he should go see a neurologist ASAP.
Would love to read Ye's book. With scriptures like "I hate being cancelled. It's awesome." , "Eric Harris was a sensitive man", and "What she order? Grimace Shake"
Fr, seems most people seems to be oblivious to the fact that "i think everyone brings something to the table" is just the idea of the New testament taken to the absolute end of it lol, I'd love to see that explained in a couple pages
I will fight tooth and nail for this to become top comment
top 3 comment here
I see what you did there 😂😂😂
"Jonah Hill cares about black people"
I always find it criminal how these "poetry books" waste so much paper for 8 words in the center of the page.
I find it criminal that this can even be called poetry
Oftentimes it can be used for an artistic reason, as emptiness can be impact
For example, in a book full of longer poems, flipping to a page with just the words “you’re nothing to write home about” written small in the middle of a blank page could be interesting (if worded better and fit cohesively in the piece).
@@conormeehan. yes. in a book full of longer poems. This book is 6 words on every page. Waste of paper.
@@andy_bo_bandy_4 well your original comment says “these poetry books,” implying this isn’t a solitary problem
This is the sort of book that makes people think poetry is all BS
It isn’t?
@@bentai4496 Goethe, Schiller, Tolkien: am I a joke to you?
@@davidhimmelfahrt3732 I’m kidding. There’s plenty of great poets, drake not being one of them
I want this book so bad because I have always been so entertained by the pettiness and self seriousness of drakes little catch phrases
I’m pretty convinced he’s got an ego disorder or something at this point lmfao
T.S. Eliot was goddamned lucky not to have had Champagne Papi as a rival for the Nobel prize. He would have never won it.
Chance would be a fine thing
Never thought we'd be at a point in society where a collection of random IG fodder for bios could be passed off as a book, but here we are
Gabbie Hanna did it first. Lol. Barf.
thank rupi kaur
im sure there are dozens of books like this from doughbrained 19th century aristocrats, titled "Wayward Witticisms from a Restless Riverside" or w/e
@@ckorp666At least the title was creative like damn.
"Y'all more liquid than solid" 😭😭 oh my god
All of my assets are in cash, I'm sorry Drake
Didn’t expect Drake to discuss at length his critique of Karl Marx’s Critique of Political Economy. Great video.
Can't believe Drake decided to finally share more of his cookie recipes to the world! What a kind individual
This book is literally the “lip bite aha” Discord emoji
Can’t wait for the hivemind episode “Was This A Real or Fake Line From Drake’s Book?”
Its nice to see that you have read your first book, Anthony! Keep it up and we might start tuning in for the book reviews
Just what I wanted---a book of Drake's shower thoughts.
Anyone that thinks this next album is going to be a classic needs to look at this book as a big fat warning sign
Anyone who thinks a Drake album is gonna be a classic is too much of a delusional stan anyway to see this book as the embarrassment it is
Bruh as a producer I'm just honestly listening for some fire beats at this point. For inspiration ofc. If Drake doesn't come correct on the album Boi1da and 40 will atleast drop some heat for sure🔥
@@martinwalters8677okay martin
@@pogchamp9669ok pogchamp
@@SquidwardCovers ok user-xp1bj8mo6d.
Drake is like a momma bear, who only take care of underage kids.
such a hero
Bold of Drake to write a book when most of his fanbase can't read.
💀💀💀💀💀
Most of his crushes too.
Surely that 10 word a pg word count should be bitesize enough for em to wrestle through in a few weeks 💀🛌
@@amirtaj4323 do you just think about a baseless allegation against someone about being a pedophile all day every day? seems a little projecty to me idk man, yes he dmed millie but if u got any evidence of him definitively romantically pursuing a minor then let me know
@@cubegamer0761it hasn’t just been Millie. He kissed an underage girl on stage at one of his shows a while back
He must of bought these lines off one of his old ghost writers and figured he’d better use them finally.
If this was called “Titles ruin Kendrithing” you would give it a 10/10
This is the dumbest joke I still smiled to
@@JustAJauneArcwhole Fantano comment section is like this
Drake: "Lightskin shower thoughts" no, wait "Lightskin shower thots" yeahhhh that's cold fam
Kenza: I think titles ruin everything
Drake: omg girl you're so right! that's so much better
Good on you Melon for finally learning how to read and reading your very first book! We are proud of you!
I can't believe Drake literally stole the entire idea and business model for this book from Gabbie Hanna.
Lol. I had the same thought, like immediately.
It’s nice to see Melon finally reading his first book!
The thing that has always bugged me about Drake's music writing is that he found this passive aggressive niche and just stayed in that lane. It's kinda irritating lol
yeah can we go back to like 2009 insecure sad drake
@@dariofkxv6829 can we go back to pumped up and hype drake before he started thinking he was a gangster
Yeah that’s the point xD
He's the one that started the whole "one bar diss" trend where a rapper will throw a subliminal in a random bar on a song for seemingly no reason instead of just making a diss track or at least devoting a couple bars to a person. It's so irritating, if you're going to throw a barb SAY THEIR NAME DRAKE
@ Blairskirock isn’t that out of the Jay Z play book though?
hopefully he wrote some absolutely delectable recipes in there
Oath! Drakes cooking adventures
I watched the entire video and I still can't tell whether this is a joke or a real book. Or both.
69
That's the most Drake book title I could ever imagine.
This is really the only book some Drake fans have in their houses
This ain't even a joke :/
okay but how does this book compare to the hungry caterpillar??
aint nothing better than the hungry caterpillar, gtfoh
Hungry Caterpillar is one of the greatest literary endeavors ever undertaken in human history
unfavorably
drake needed a co-writer for one liners
People with money deadass think they are the hottest shit
I know that man likes the smell of his own farts 😂
Thanks for storytime anthony. I need you to just check under my bed for ridge wallets and then ill go to bed
This popping up in the recommended is interesting after Kendrick dropping those tracks.
this reads like deep thoughts with the deep
Drake wanted to prove he’s really a father so bad he decided to write a book of dad jokes
This book screams “I AM A BOOK”
This comment screams "I AM A COMMENT"
I gotta say if a Fantano and Drake interview every happens that would make me very happy. And idk why but something tells me drake would let it happen
Debatable
@@xanox4586ok let's debate then
@@Dungawyaget a life
Rumor has it, Drake’s book have a vegan cookie recipe
I see you everywhere
The page flipping transitions for a book review was a nice touch
Fun fact: Drake wrote this book originally with a quill and ink. Talk about champagne-literature!
How wholesome of Drank to release a "live laugh love" style notebook for all the students to take notes in 👏
God diggidy damn, that lad really did turn "Deep Thoughts with The Deep" into a book...
I will never get tired of Anthony introducing Drake as Champagne Papi
This thing just feels like Drake "accidentally" published the entirety of his Notes app.
The screenshot that was going around a couple of weeks ago showing a page that just said "There's two types of women: those who give head and those I don't like" might seem like a dumb joke but I genuinely think it gives insight into who Drake is. The dude really is a creepy weirdo who would likely be an incel if he wasn't famous.
9:59 wtf, that's literally "a tiny playbook for a toddler" level of content in that book
so his target audience lol
This is what happens when you tell a man everything he says is liquid gold... and he couldn't even write it himself
More liquid gold than solid tbh
Gold for social media, poison for people's brains
It’s great that the title and author credits seem to provide more content that any of the pages in the book, so yeah I guess titles do ruin everything.
The spectrum of genius goes from Drake to Elon. In fact it's not even a spectrum, you can only be a Drake or an Elon. That's it.
“Y’all more liquid than solid,” was Drake reviewing his high school Biology notes for song ideas,
It's Ghostwritten
He wrote a book full of IG captions
"You're nothing to write home about" is ironic because he's writing about them, idk how you missed that one tbh
Not home though ?
No it's really not
"Yall more liquid than solid" is actually a great Metal Gear Solid reference
There’s no way Drake ever played metal gear solid. And if he did he’s probably too stupid to even comprehend it given his interpretation of Mother I Sober
Music related book reading/reviews needed now.
I've joked in the past about Drake being what happens if you made a Spotify algorithm sentient, but the more I hear of his works (largely through you these days), the more I feel like I'm not actually far off that assessment.
It's worse than that. He is a man who willingly transformed into a Spotify algorithm.
I heard it was ghostwritten
A book of empty aphorisms for Drake fans to feel smarter in conversation. Just take any one-liner and conflate it with your own experiences, and you'll unlock the true message: that Drake is literally you. Now buy his fucking album.
Okay Mr. pseudo-intellectual.
@@thomasblack9038 if you think Drake's book is deep, then Sesame Street may be too allegorical for you.
😮
4:17 definitely gives me vibes like:
**tilts his fedora** “M’Lady,”
Ass book lol
“Youre nothing to write home about,” he writes
Glad you liked some of the lines at least. This was a very entertaining video 👌
Always pegged you for more of an audiobook man
Drake fans gonna need the audio version of this book
fantano thought drake would write a cookie recipe book
never read a book before this thanks drake
Kind of you to review Drake's latest vanity project. I'm sure we will have many more to look forward to!
Anthony's delivery makes that 4 u 2 + 2 line amazing
What a great title!!!!!! Aubrey is a great novelist. A true mama bear
before googling this book, i was sure that Anthony was trolling us again
Anthony will seriously make any video he can about Drake just for the excuse to say Champagne Papi
hahahahah facts
Change the title of this video- Drake wrote a pamphlet. The fact that they killed all those trees just for drake to write one sentence on each page.
savvy business move. Albums take a long time to write, record, mix and master and once they are released people will just stream it for free. But with this all he has to do is write a few paragraphs, split them up sentence by sentence and spread them out over 100 pages so he can charge 20 dollars for it.
But isn’t “Titles Ruin Everything” a title?
I'm going to assume that's the joke.
Yeah and the book is ruined
He should've just called it " " fr
I genuinely could not dispel the idea that this, without a shadow of a doubt, must have been a satire. There's no way Drake's book was 100 pages of him putting discarded lyrics onto pages, and Fantano was clowning on him again.
Kahled reading this book might be one of the best things to happen so far this year tho 😭😭
More liquid than solid could also have the meaning of a reference to Metal Gear, making it a diss, like saying "you are the bad clone".
That’s such a stretch
So it's a low-effort, absurdly minimalist, tedious and whiny exercise in narcissism, largely written by someone else anyway. An astounding departure from Drake's usual work then.
Drake is so avant-garde.
Great to see Melon reads books the same way I do. Relatable content.
"Drake wrote a sentence" ❤
Writing a short sentence per page and calling it stream of consciousness is really wild.
ikr it's literally the opposite of stream of consciousness lmao
Don't be so mean. This was Drake's mind working on override.
@@mohammedsajid6130That’s even meaner.