Bae litigation quick rip was so much funnier bc I had literally JUST had that happen with bae - she resorted to the “fuck u” after I had backed her into a corner. Fight finishes and I turn this on, 30 seconds later I’m 💀
Shout out from the Chicago dawg.....i didn't even know the term horse feeding was a thing but it's exactly what bay does all the time with my kid."let's make some brownies for Daddy"she says to my 2-year-old. 5 days later 3/4 of the pans gone and I've had a single brownie
Father of 3 younguns, 2 year Olds definitely want everyone to participate from singing to clapping to watching clips. They aren't idiots because they're 2.
Gamer chair American flag is peak Matt and Shane , podcast still bangs but these episodes could legit carry you through a bad day lmao golden tier
The golden age of MSSP
Yesss. The Old Testament is the only Testament.
Carried me through a breakup😂
Shane's pitch for his special is honestly the FUNNIEST thing he ever said. Especially when you really think it thru. Instant classic EP.
"I ain't scared of you mu'fuckas."
Bernie Mac
you old
Pp
“Sorry Third World, Trix are for kids” 😂
He needs to produce this special. Now is the time. He’s on top. No one can stop
Him
"Clash Of The Dunkems" would make for a sick movie
DUNKEMS REVENGE
Honey i Dunkems’d the Kids
This is one of the best episodes of all mssp….only 51k views, what a tragedy
82k now thanks to me 😎
120k 🤟
143k the boys have come up
148 and truckin along!
161k boi
I would like to formally request an “I got Dunkemed” MSSP t-shirt. That’s some merch gold.
I 2nd it!!
I'd buy it. Why can't podcasts make non dorky merch
I need it
Sometimes you Dunkem, sometimes they dunk you.
@@gunshow86de Excellent as well.
the 325 paytch is my favorite episode of all mssp, this was truly legendary.
I never thought I'd hear Shane Gillis sing a line of Vampire Weekend😂
I felt personally attacked when he said that 😂
Shane smashed a 10 in Bridgeport, CT....I was there. Shane rules!
There are no 10s in Bridgeport
@@jdstoltz3407 you're right, I think he brought her there.
I'd never heard the term "horse feed" before. Encountered it plenty of times, just never had a name for it.
matt vs ti ---Ellis mania 2021 ---prefight puertorican stanley vs jason ellis
Bae litigation quick rip was so much funnier bc I had literally JUST had that happen with bae - she resorted to the “fuck u” after I had backed her into a corner. Fight finishes and I turn this on, 30 seconds later I’m 💀
Yup.. 5 minutes + car ride always turns out bad
Weatherman cusker is such an alpha
No shit my man.
as a Central Pennsylvanian listening to this one 3 years later, I appreciate the weather info
Matt's laugh is the greatest
Com truise, perturbator, carpenter brut, and disasterpiece all do sick synth music
Com Truise is sick, Shrek 1 for sure
If someone who looks like Shane said ANYTHING about my diet I’d lose it so I get where his sister was coming from 😂😂😂
I like to think Matt is Dr melfi and Shane is Tony
This concept for a special has Nick Mullen written all over it.
I love Hennessy. I was drinking it when I went to see Shane in Phoenix. I get the half gallon bottles at Costco. Hennessy is Shrek 1
He said "Matt, T.I will tune you up" ctfu😂😂
Big Bulls in the house!
Do you even know what atmospheric pressure even is? 🤣
Matt knows what Incredible Hulk is lmao that’s just funny af to me
The flashbang thing is stupid. You can hear it again lol. You can be flashbanged twice.
The Taliban bans vampire weekend
I used to be a gay vampire weekend listener too 😂😂, Shane is goated for that
This guy can ride any roller-coaster 😂😂
Coriolis effect. Weather caused by the spinning of the earth. Friction from the earth causes wind patterns basically.
Non smokers are the goddamn complainers.
Biggie smalls: it was all a dream
Shane: one day I too will live a dream on stage in black face
Me: 😂
We're live dudes
I am Shane.
Weather dudes the podcast
41:20 True fact. Look it up.
U guys are funny asf
So funny hearing shane criticize people eating sugar when he drinks 100 beers a week.
Alcohol just converts to sugar.
Does Shane still live with tommy? I miss him. Have him on the paytch.
Best podcast
Nothing more annoying than Matt being chronically stuffed, sniffling, chugging water, being as fucking noisy with his bodily functions as possible.
great episode show up until 58:20
let’s go dub c!!!
Garredeennniiii
You know what I’m NOT thankful for??? Lemarcus being born with an apparatus that allows him to SPEAK
A black coworker told me they love it when a female is drinking Hennessy cuzz it is on
flagellation? at about an hour, could be wrong sorry
Matt is fucking insane! 😂
58:15 😭
Trump met with the Tali's here in the US O.o
My paytch is going to billy & spud real soon
Slide in to the paytch bruh. DAWGZ can give a $1
Matt would slap ti
does shane know horse feeding is slang for female masturbation?
Taliban since Obama ? Since bush Sr. At least
45:37 100%
Matt saying “Up to my knees in projects” is an all time line
Matt getting annoyed when Shane said something smart about the weather and having to one up him again was such a funny flex
Rewatching the cast is the best
I love everything these fools put out but just started round 2 of the pod and its almost better the 2nd time. Old eps are the best
I hope it never leaves
New Merch: “Where are we at time-wise?”
I’d drop a hot $20 on that shit fasho
Shane does say it every episode.
i realize Im kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good site to stream newly released movies online?
@Emmitt Colten Thanks, signed up and it seems like a nice service :D I really appreciate it !
@Ares Micah Happy to help =)
Shrek ☝️
"He got that thang on him"
"The government took away all his thangs"
21 thang salute
I like this studio much more than the new place
the big ass american flag is shrek 1
Prime cast
@4:17 watch Shane when Matt says "market cap"
Hell yeah, how great is god?
Amen
Hail paimon
The greatest
Our god*
Mccusker's weather reports kill me
I know right. They are the best.
Centrifugal forces with that wind and shieee
Shout out tybalt the cat 🐈, shout out big Phil, Joan. Praise the dawgz
Those dogs were munchin.
@@Blackkeys12 junk
Forgot slamming Sarah sosa and Fart McGuire.
Rip tybalt.
@23:16 "every woman in my life has hated me eventually" damn I feel that lol
The timestamps are super appreciated.
I got too excited seeing "Phil freaked" coming up in the timestamps.
That’s that low pressure
This is local meteorologist Matt McCusker reporting in with your daily Dunk 'Ems Doplar forecast
Need a weekly segment weather update from Matt now.
Good to know I'm not the only one that digs synthwave 😅
Pippa noooooo. Shout out bonfire shout out soddies
"Shout out Finnegan"
Shout out from the Chicago dawg.....i didn't even know the term horse feeding was a thing but it's exactly what bay does all the time with my kid."let's make some brownies for Daddy"she says to my 2-year-old. 5 days later 3/4 of the pans gone and I've had a single brownie
Gas lighting, horse feeding, obscure phrases like these were invented specifically to put a name to the psychological games that women play.
You had 5 days to munch and you only grabbed a single brownie?
@@timdolinger1352 yea whats he want them to do, let brownies sit and not get munched?!
yeah man i’ll get a few cookies or a piece of cake and the rest of it’s gone
Tryna change my life. Tomorrow I read 1 chapter between each MSSP episode. Bless ya dawgs let's do it
yo
We need some MSSP hoodies for these chilly times !!
1800s memes must have been amazing.
Minus the out of control bush, stinky arm pits and bad breath on women I guess lol
@@Johnny1.0 memes not bbg's..
@@goomahh very rarely does a comment make me actually laugh, you accomplished that tonight. For that I thank you
@@joeydonnelly7082 Thank you very much for letting me know I made u laugh. The secret pod is full of gems. How great is our God?
@@goomahh hail paimon
Dying laughing at Shane’s point on peoples facts . Starts at 41:21
I googled who is Lena Dunkham. First option was the Redditt for the podcast lmao.
CAN MATT DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND PULL THE MIC UP ABOUT A FIST FROM HIS FACE. MK
St Rogies please help me!!
Shane, Lefty’s have stronger event-based memory. That’s why you remember those specific times with utter clarity.
The dawgz r back 🔥💯👊
I got the clap from A Dunkems!!!!
one of my friend's dads gave me the "life is a balance" speech from karate kid when i was a teenager. thought it was original for years.
Tbh Shane should have altered his joke about his special to be Asians not black people
That associate was 100% Nick mullen lol
Bring the boys home.
Does Shane only own like 4 shirts?
Shyne took the charge so Diddy could keep changing his name ever other year
Am I crazy or that flag growing?
You’re damn right it is. MAGA 🦅
Think it's smoothed out abit over time too!
What's the definition of "horse feeding"??
"Does the Bible condemn slavery"
Let's ask your boy Paul.
"Slaves, obey your masters".
Damn Paul.
Anyone else just rewatch these
Well if it isn’t Mr Cool and the Revolting Blob back again to make us idiots chuckle. I’ll be damned
49:25 Good for Shane for getting a Netflix special.
Matt should play helldivers 2
It's not illegal to be soaking wet.
Father of 3 younguns, 2 year Olds definitely want everyone to participate from singing to clapping to watching clips. They aren't idiots because they're 2.
You guys rule for putting the time stamp stuff in. God bless you
What book is matt referencing??
First 5000 years??
That's a great one no matter what
T.I. did do fed time in Arkansas for all those guns