Between Two Turns - With Horribly Ruined NPCs
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
- Sir Vey brings into his void a collection of NPCs that have been utterly ruined by our heroes
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The fact that most of these NPCs could've lived normal lives but couldn't due to meeting Baradun and the Dickheads makes me laugh every time. 😂
wait is that what the party's called now? sorry i haven't seen much of the campaign after the rime of the frost maiden part
@@novaaizn5254 A running joke from Baradun's Behind the Dice episode. Sir Vey asks him about the group and Baradun answered that he calls them by their proper name: Baradun and the Dickheads. The series is super funny. I recommend it a lot.
@@KyrianLDT oh thanks
@@novaaizn5254 No problem.
BARADUNE AND THE DICKHEADS XD
“Locket, locket, locket, locket, LOOOOOOOCKET.” Is still my all time favourite low charisma roll interpretation
Not a lot people can pull off interviewing themselves, and this was one of the best such interviews, really enjoyed. Rob pulled it off excellently XD
Thanks! It's mostly in the editing, so kudos to our editors!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Absolutely, editors are the behind the screen heroes on platforms like UA-cam who make a lot of things possible. 💪🏻
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD These are the personalities borne of the trauma of dealing w/ Rowan//Alan//Adam//Ben during too many D&D sessions...
Ser Veigh is obviously interviewing Dirk....
I don't know what you're talking about. This is a video of Sir Vey interviewing various people from the world of Azerim.
Dirk is the one I feel the worst for. Dude saved their lives from a frozen wasteland and they proceeded to make him give up on life entirely.
There's chaotic good, and chaotic evil. And then there's just absolute chaos.
Dude didn’t save their lives in the wasteland. Dude was with the Dirt League in Honeywood. 😁
@@Werewolf_dr I was about to say same thing. This guy clearly wasn't paying attention to interviews
It’s not chaotic evil it’s just mean
@@Werewolf_dr I don't think he meant Dude as the one in the Dirt League. It was more of "This dude saved their lives from a frozen wasteland".
@@lukefighter7856 that was the joke though, come on you cant be that dense
As Baradun once said, "Guys, are we the bad guys?"
Yes
Fortunately for them, there are far sinister bad guys out there to fight, so it makes them look good. Although, they have made even the bad guys wince at what they've done... so I'm not sure how long that cover will last lol.
I think it depends on the perspective you take. XD
Bad guys doing good things! 😂🤣😂🤣
We need a kettlesten interview that would be fun to see how it turns out
Who?
You mean Cancun
That one who must be forgetten but always there
@@21digiking That's actually a hilarious idea. They can make a compellation of these episodes with Kettlesteam always in the background, but no one notices her
@@kuroyuki6254 i love ur thinking. U could get all the charaters to voice lines to match her minic theme useing lines from the series
Brings in Dirk: Depressing cries
Brings in Pearl: Tries to calm her makes it worse
Brings in Dude: bores Sur Vey
Brings in Frank: full guilt trip
And then accurately ends it with “Sir Very interviews tragic people about their horrific lives” haha
Turns out Sir Vey gets bummed out easily. Maybe he should get a new hobby.
@@theq86 I guess there are some truths even an 'inquisitor' can't handle....lmao
And yet, we haven’t gotten a Gerard follow-up
Robert Hartley, man of a thousand faces. He could be anyone. YOU could be Robert Hartley
😳
If I am, then it's cruel to come up with my backstory, Rob.
I bet I'm one of those who was supposed to be background, and the party unfairly made Rob improvise ridiculous details on the fly.
@@FaultAndDakranon lol I relate very strongly with the old man. Well you see my father....
Don't you mean... a Thousand *Facials* ? Eh? Eh?
Sorry, that was weak.
are as they call it in rimming a thousand facials
Holy smokes what a phenomenal idea. I'm so glad these poor, poor, hilarious NPCs got a second round of showcasing, cause so many of them were just bombshell moments
I want to see them meet Frank's ghost, and try to resolve his unfinished business. But knowing Baradun and the dickheads they would probably just end up sending him to hell...
And then he turns up again, still as a ghost. "They sent me back shortly after I got there, apparently I forgot about something unfinished."
And then a third time, because someone raised his body back as a zombie and he wants the party to fix it so that ghost him can rest in peace.
They've already met his ghost once before ;)
I was waiting from the start for Frank, I knew he would show up 😂
Also props to Rob for being an amazing actor! I forgot most of the time that it was just him playing against himself, it really felt like they were all completely different people
Now into the mind of rob. The dm slowly going crazy from herding “The dickhead squad”. May this cry for help lead you to healing Rob.
Brilliant work as always try not to go crazy just yet.
Omg, the poor NPCs. Honestly, Baradun and the dickheads are villains xD Also, props to Rob, absolute godtier acting
Honestly wouldn't be much of a twist at the end of the series for the Dickheads to be apprehended as actual baddies for their crimes lol yea they've done some good, but there are a few notable exceptions
"...Most rounded, three-dimensional, multifaceted..."
Proceeds to speak only in NPC loops.
This is, by far, my favorite one 🤣
Made even better by the simple fact that I don't remember him at all.
I think the only stable NPC left after encountering The Dickheads is Bodger's brother. 😁
Waiting for Sir Vey to bring in Kettlesteam for an interview.
ouuh... and that birdman who has to dive and save Bodger. I bet he got a word or two in mind for a particular Dickhead. lol
Who's Kettlesteam?
@@robertbrand5776 Yeah! Who IS Kettlesteam any way? 🤣
Not sure who Kettlesteam is, but bringing in Kenkun would be great.
Bro. I just wished I can forget all this and watch it again without knowing any of the story. I can't find anything else like this. 😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
It's quite a shallow gene pool in Azerim isn't it... strong family resemblances shared by a lot of people.
Also, is that the first time we've heard Pearl's surname?
Pearl Beaucake, working in a shop called Thousand Facials. I regret knowing this knowledge
They are all cousins from Alabama
@@shivam7156 You know Alabama doesn't even have the highest the amount of incest, right?
These are the top 20, in order- Kentucky, Maine, Delaware, Virginia, Maryland, Washington, Georgia, Oregon, Indiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, West Virginia, Montana, Alabama, and South Dakota.
Alabama, one of the deepest of the Deep South States, is number 19. Maine, a New England state, is number 2.
Just for future edification
UA-cam deleted one of the best comment i read here 😂😂😂😂 by John Patrick
@@trianime on top of that, the character was wearing a pearl necklace. That whole character is just a walking pile of incredibly dirty euphemisms and innuendos, to the point where I almost think it needs to be rated for mature, lol.
The "pearl necklace" wore by Pearl is a nice subtle detail !
The surname also adds a certain, quality. To that lol
@@Vastrakal I wasn't sure how to spell it hahaha! Bucake ? ;)
@@pierrearlandis4409 Thanks, the pronounciation was completely throwing me.
Rob's fake crying is too damn realistic. Kudos, but also dammit. I'm too much of a sap, it sets me off every time, Rob!
Glad I'm not the only one 😂
I can always count on you, Sparrow!
Dirk breaks my heart every time.
I can't handle Robs acting sometimes. Like I have to convince myself he's someone else for real and not just acting, because his sad and depressed characters are too real and it's easier to just think they're different persons. Because otherwise it makes me think Rob is only so good at acting out this pain, because he knows it himself and that makes me way too sad. But if I think it's Dirk being depressed, then Dirk died, weeell that's sad and all, but it's over and also, Dirk is not real. Rob is real. And (hopefully) "just" a really good actor.
5:59
That's a callback to the necromancer that's disgusted by its own job! 😂😂😂
Well noticed! :D
Finally! I thought I was going to have to make this comment myself - awesome callback 😆
The "It's a working title" gag gets me every time 😂
Also, someone really needs to talk to Dirk. That guy needs to get it out of his chest... The locket... He needs to take the locket off his chest and tell us, what's that about huh? What's the deal with that lock... et.?
I just want an interview with the frog king conral, I imagine it will be ser-vey introducing him and as conral lists off his many titles ser-vey tries to cut him off and canral keeps shouting insolence and tries to start again 😂
Well... Watch this space, maybe...
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD I can just imagine that you would do it in such a way that you could make a 10 hour loop from it (like you did with the mugers)
"Ah lord conral its nice to see you again"
"Well it's nice to be seen, im King lord conral first of my name....."
"I'm sorry to cut you off here but..."
"INSELENCE, im gonna have to start again, I am king lord conral first of his name..."
"I'm sorry I'm gonna have to cut you off again..."
"INSELENCE..."
So on and so forth
The evidene for "are we the baddies" just keeps on piling up.
I LOL'd so hard in that initial episode with Frank. Toughest old man ever. "this is the worst birthday ever" roflmao
So many fantastic moments. "This is the worst birthday ever!" and "Locket, locket, locket. .... Favourite traumas?" always pop back in my mind.
Can we take a moment and appreciate robs voice acting dedication
Thanks!
I'm always impressed how well he acts out the female voices. As I heared Pearls voice, I was like "Holy shit! It really sounds like a woman's voice!" 😅
It's crazy to think this campaign has been going for almost 2 years and it's still just as entertaining. So many characters and events, videos like this are awesome to call back on them. Poor Dirk.
I wait for the day Hamish returns... well his character anyways. Glad he's got to return to play Byrons character during the green screen shoot.
He didn't even let them finish their stories.
*OUTRAGEOUS!*
Sent Dirk away before he transformed lol. Saved the interview and CGI budget.
Awww Dirk. Poor Pearl! FRANK!!! So fun to do it all in one lol.
I love how he just made Pearl worse
That was probably funnier than it had any right in being
Dirk and Frank actually made me feel bad for the way the characters met their end, but this was a fantastic episode!
To think Frank was meant to be a badass killer XD I like how the dice made him instead.
Rob is so talented. he's a brilliant mathematician, the best DM and a really great actor. it takes a lot of passion to turn an NPC from a stat block into a character people can care about, relate to or torment.
Torment... Lmao
This was BEAUTIFUL! Holy cow Rob you knocked it out of the park
Thanks!
I love that they take our ideas and make episodes from it.
So what Rob has done here is that he wanted have an episode alone, away from the insanity? Even as God, Rob wants to escape the group xD
Honestly, Dude has the coolest costume in the series
Feels somehow completely fitting that Sir Vey just traumatized all of these poor NPCs even more!
(All that time interviewing Baradun and the Dickheads, they may have started to be a bad influence...)
Oh no, the chaos and despair brought by BATD is contagious! It's spreading from all those poor souls to those who talk to them! Before long, only an emtpy shell will be left of the mighty, confident and handsome God of Interviews that Sir Vey once was...
Yaris Goldhorn come down you're the next contestant.
Seriously though would be fun to see some of their enemies come in and get interviewed
"Well, perhaps he is at peace now", said master Padrick, but now I see even that was taken from me. 😔 Dirk, forever remembered.
Loved this episode, even Sor Vey himself looked a little queasy 😂
So this is what happens when Rob gets bored and decides to play with himself. On camera.
Good work Rob. Such acting range
My multiple personalities speaking to each other while I sleep:
Ahh the trail of shattered souls they left in their wake. Poor Dirk, poor Pearl!
We need more of these. One on our favorite ginger haired cleric might be nice. I honestly want to know if she knew or guessed whether Greg had a crush on her or not 😄
I completely forgot that Frank's son was raised from the dead by Inquisitor Bonecaller. Now that Bonecaller is going to meet the party, we could actually see Frank's son in the campaign as well.
I can't wait for Goldhorn to show up and explain how and why he'd do things differently
What's better than 1 Rob? 5 Robs! Didn't realize how many Robs they've just straight up scarred for life (and in death for some) and willing to bet there's plenty more (Robs) to come that are not going to enjoy their time because of Baradun and the Dickheads in some form or another. If caused physical pain then most likely because of B.O.B. possibly suggested by Greg. If emotional or mental pain/anguish then definitely because of Bodger for prying, or Baradun/Greg for illusions of someone who hasn't been seen for while or is presumed dead or for burning someone with fireball or Poppy, if B.O.B. then because he probably just exploded someone they cared about. Can't wait to see where this story continues to go and how many more lives they destroy in the process. One of my favorite Behind the Dice videos so far!
Sir Vey get's traumatized more and more... :D
"Oh No"
You read that in Frank's voice.
When Rob says 'watch this space' on his twitch stream, you know good things are happening!
Sir Vey, please arrange a support group for these poor poor souls! Baradun and the d'heads are clearly the actual villains here, leaving so much heartache, death, trauma and general destruction on their travels! ❤️😂
Frank looks remarkably intact for someone whose got a collapsed lung followed by being brutally stabbed in the stomach and then decapitated.
Here's a suggestion (or two) for the title of the show:
Sir Vey and the Title That Works/and the Working Title!
Or "Sir Vey's surveys" or "Sir Vey surveys"
Frank. Left alone tied to a chair BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!
That genuine plea for help with the title. Just utter perfection.
I love that Pearl grew a beard. Good for her ❤
It's one of the symptoms of trauma, don't you know!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Can confirm that!
They forgot Unim and Notim, the Portant brothers.
I guess their names says it all.
Rob and his one man show... Well played sir. :)
I'm hoping after the hags bit ends Sir Vey talks to the hags and we get more on their actual backstory since the adventuring party just went about killing them without actually talking, or interview the "villains" lol
Adam Alan Rowan Ben I hope you all see this and reflect on the trail of damage and destruction you’ve left behind you also that was very very well done rob will we ever get an update on Pearl and her therapy or Frank’s progress towards his unfinished business as a ghost
1000 facials… Pearl Bukkake 😂😂😂 how did i miss that when i watched it!? Brilliant!! 😂😂😂
And thus another horribly ruined npc by the name of Sir Vey was created
"Sir Vey Surveys" perfect name
I think this was the hardest BTC to make bacause Rob had to play all characters by himself only
It made the reactions rather hard!
Did ya ever think that someone could do more damage to Pearl than BOB?
Also this is the content we didnt know we needed but are oh so glas it arrived
Franks totally going to be haunting Gregs shop when they finally get back isn't he... :)
I hope he gets on with the Watcher..
Him and the carney folk will be waiting for him there.
Those poor traumatised NPCs. The ones I feel for most are Pearl and Dirk. A helpful woman who just wanted to sell masks, and a poor goliath who just wanted to do something nice for a roaming band of adventurers. Good deeds never go unpunished.
Sooo many characters... so little time.... so much death.
When you are on episode 152+, the fact that Frank'son was raised as a zombie by Bonecaller hits different
If the gang ever encounters a mission that requires a specific alignment, you can conveniently pull this video up as Exhibit A for Chaotic Evil tendency 😂
He mentioned several times in his behind the scenes in twitch, that he keeps a list of the things they do and the alignment of those actions, like wanting to burn down the forest, stealing masks, etc. And yes, it seems to be heavily weighted to chaotic evil, lol.
@@fernandobelausteguigoitia4396 I know, that's why I said this video serves as a nice summary lol
We are DEFINITELY Chaotic Evil... :/
This had to be the best one of all. It truly shows how impactful the party can be
Well on the plus side (with pearl) the contestants usually forget that they were on the show so she should forget that she was there …..hopefully ….
Show Title suggestion?
The hand that throws the die...
I think "locket, locket, locket, locket" might be the funniest moment in the series. you guys are all so good at getting into character. Rob is really good at convincing me he's different people.
Thank you for this. It came at the perfect time. I was really down and then this popped out.
And Rob is really the Epic NPC Man. He played so many awesome NPC's.
Pearl Bu Cake. The comedy in this series surpasses anything i've ever seen.
Can someone explain this joke?
Dude Rob is a way better actor than he gets credit for. This was gold lol
“Sir Vey’s Survey “
I can’t wait for them to have Baelin on this one
... and Stephanie ...
"Welcome to Interplanar Survey, with your friendly Host Sir Vey, God of Inquisition, where we survey interesting beings of diffrent planes for their valuable lifetime experiences!"
Finally those poor NPCs get a moment in the spotlight too. However they deserve much more for being totally destroyed by Baradun and the D*ckheads. Poor Dirk, Bodger is responsible for his death! And Pearl? Oh my goodness, such a sweet lady! And don´t even get me started on Frank - it was his BIRTHDAY!
And as for Sir Vey, I may have a suggestion - "Sir Vey and I am really not good with titles" or "Sir Vey and whatever the hell this is" or a little more grounded title - "Sir Vey asks"
Also, when will Sir Vey interview the God, The Almighty Fate of the whole world, sir Robert Hartley the DM? Although, I guess that would have to be the very last of the interviews, first we need Kettlesteam and the Hags and Bodgers family and so many more. But I would love to see that happen.
We need Greg's adventurer wife to complain about not giving his share of gold and the state of his farm! 🤣
@@charliegarrison9688 if we'll interview Gregs wife, I'd rather very much like to hear about that picnic with Bodger 😂
How callous of you Sir Vey. Those poor people, they're whisked away from their lives (or unlife) to your interview and you're either bored or instantly regretting summoning them.
I demand Cancun next! Lmao
This is what happens when you lock Rob in a room with costumes and a camera.... lol looked like he had a load of fun with this.
Somebody get this guy an agent and get his ass into some movies..... this guy can get into a roll at the flip of a switch and he is so good at fleshing out a character with just his voice and manurisims.
Man Dirks performance here really made me realize how much VLDL treats this as a game and doesn't get immersed in the world, I feel really bad for Dirk.
I think you did a great job with his background and his personality, too bad his storyline was cut so short.
Excellent!
Adventurers always seem to leave a wake of ruin behind them and VLDL’s Baradun & the D-ckh-ds are no exception.
Great stuff, well done Rob & the VLDL team!
“Outrageous!”
Subtly dropping in that necromancer, I will be watching this space
*sly smirk*
"Sir Vey's Survey Format Show We Are Not Allowed to Call Sir Vey's Surveys" is always a treat.
So... That's what you get for having a chaotic neutral squad roaming around
Like Sun Tzu said "No NPC survives contact with the party."
Very wise words from Sun Tzu
next up Rob the Dm
5:03 Sir Vey might just have been even more savage to Frank than Baradun and the dickheads were. The dismissiveness in his voice and the slight chuckle. Ouch!
Pearl Bukakke, you just couldn't revisit Rimming without adding another lewd name pun could you? Cracked me up xD
Rob, you're acting is phenomenal, fantastic depiction of NPC's the entire series we 100% need you joining in more with the VLDL crews videos with you as the centre
I like the range of actors in this sketch
Sir vey Survey
Im rewatching this in 2024, and would love to see more of this!
Pearl Beucake!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I missed that in the episode 😂😂😂😂
A Behind the Dice exclusive
Bro you're such a good actor these characters are so good 😂😂😂 especially dude xD
Aww thanks!
Best one yet. Thanks Rob, you are the best.
No YOU are the best!
@@RobertHartleyGM No, YOU are! I insist.
Did I just watch 7 minutes of Rob talking to himself?
Loved this! I feel so bad for Dirk and Pearl, they truly did not deserve what happened to them. I feel bad for Frank and Dude too but honestly, they put themselves in their situations(and I admit I laughed at Frank's death ☠️😂)
That's when the fearless adventures realized.. they needed more back story