Meet The Pride Police

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  • Are you committing Pride Month sins? Then watch out, because the Pride Police are lurking somewhere nearby to arrest you, bigot!
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  • @randombsgo4367
    @randombsgo4367 3 місяці тому +2597

    they didn't even read him his Mulvaney Rights!

    • @clubberlang5593
      @clubberlang5593 3 місяці тому +36

      😂😂😂😂 funny af

    • @foolserrand-lu7ym
      @foolserrand-lu7ym 3 місяці тому +135

      you have the right to claim you are trans
      anything you say can and will be used against children
      you have the right to a speedy trial where you are found innocent based sole on the fact you claim to be trans
      do you understand trans rights make you above regular human laws?

    • @vinekolladiv4494
      @vinekolladiv4494 3 місяці тому +32

      WINNER WINNER WEINER DINNER.

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 3 місяці тому +6

      Who is mulvaney

    • @christophercleary6780
      @christophercleary6780 3 місяці тому +9

      @randombsgo4367 genius 😄

  • @steveniksid5874
    @steveniksid5874 3 місяці тому +1239

    Why is there only Memorial DAY, Flag DAY, Veterans DAY but there is Gay MONTH?

    • @Mejiaelis
      @Mejiaelis 3 місяці тому +75

      Exactly! I’d like to know the same

    • @KaruSnep
      @KaruSnep 3 місяці тому +22

      There is a month but y'all don't truly care about those people and only use them as an argument against other people you dont like lol

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 3 місяці тому +34

      Why would the higher class let measly peasants have more days than them?

    • @EaglePicking
      @EaglePicking 3 місяці тому

      Because pride is a sin, that's why. Now shut up and celebrate it or you'll get the rainbow baton again, pal.

    • @feaproductions4630
      @feaproductions4630 3 місяці тому +48

      In Canada it's Pride Season. Our calendars literally have it from June 1 to September 30.
      Edit: I originally put Sept 31 as I unfortunately have been damaged by the mind rot

  • @FordPrefect-Earth
    @FordPrefect-Earth 3 місяці тому +338

    Am I able to mention the words "disgusting" and "evil" in connection to *_"Pride Month"?_*
    Only UA-cam can tell...

    • @Blue-dj4wo
      @Blue-dj4wo 3 місяці тому +23

      You'll get your answer if this post is reported or taken down 😅

    • @againstinsanity3713
      @againstinsanity3713 3 місяці тому +21

      UA-cam, maybe. Now, Yahoo and MSN are in Orwellian mode. Even sugar-coated comments get rejected.

    • @erwaldox
      @erwaldox 3 місяці тому +11

      this will be taken down by the YT Gestapo in 24 hrs max .p

    • @tonygarratt5832
      @tonygarratt5832 3 місяці тому +16

      My writing isn't too clever, I often put gaps where they shouldn't be and miss them when they should be used, eg Pri demon th

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 3 місяці тому +8

      Yep, but I'll politely disagree. It started as a respectful way to let people know we're not all bad. Now all the bad ones are the ones hosting and attending the events. The respectful gays steer clear of it.

  • @warmsunnytoday4535
    @warmsunnytoday4535 3 місяці тому +260

    If a military draft is coming, everyone should identify as an 80 year old congress woman.

    • @scotttigers
      @scotttigers 3 місяці тому +8

      @warmsunnytoday4535: Lmao. 😆😂🤣 I get it dude, like how some woke identify as a dog. So your one liner is talking about preventing being drafted by identify as a 80 year old congress women. Funny stuff. Aaaaah. Still laughing. Lol.

    • @sharonabbott1099
      @sharonabbott1099 3 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexanderthegreat-mx5zu
      @alexanderthegreat-mx5zu 3 місяці тому +11

      ​@@scotttigersAre you ok bro

    • @arturosann7016
      @arturosann7016 3 місяці тому +8

      If I do that, will I get access to the same special treatment they get with already illegal insider trading? Could use some extra money here

    • @NarutoHigh160
      @NarutoHigh160 3 місяці тому +3

      @@alexanderthegreat-mx5zu Someone needs to call the Bondulance! lol

  • @cocojeffrey8502
    @cocojeffrey8502 3 місяці тому +115

    I'm on a mine site in Australia and even here they celebrate pride month with "coming out" and "inviting in". There is no escape from the pride police.

    • @moro6140
      @moro6140 3 місяці тому +17

      I really wish people could just work at work without all the pride stuff

    • @deldridg
      @deldridg 3 місяці тому +8

      In the past I've worked on a few mining sites around Oz and PNG (Isa, Cloncurry, Ok Tedi etc.) and can't imagine pride month being celebrated in any of these locations. Perhaps things have changed. Think I'll stay at home and celebrate my hetero-ness with my wife.

    • @N-Lee
      @N-Lee 3 місяці тому

      Inviting In SoundsSeductivelySatanic

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 3 місяці тому

      No wonder. Australia is like all the bad things about Europe and southern US combined. With none of the good. Venomous snakes, desert, and insane "social justice" folks. Socialism, and corruption. It's a shame, AUS would be a great place if it wasn't for the politicians.

    • @anneloving8405
      @anneloving8405 3 місяці тому +9

      Sexual preference should not be an issue in the workplace.

  • @LechDharma
    @LechDharma 3 місяці тому +13

    Personally, I'm sick and tired of having to "taste the rainbow!" EVERY June, and in EVERY new steaming TV series and movie.....and in commercials...and...

  • @mattiassjoquist5042
    @mattiassjoquist5042 3 місяці тому +41

    Well, at least they only used those sticks to beat him.

  • @Blue_Monkey
    @Blue_Monkey 3 місяці тому +34

    I thought this was a satire channel, not an accurate description of the future we will have at the rate things are going!

  • @turdferguson5300
    @turdferguson5300 3 місяці тому +10

    "Black trans lives matter" guys that's hilarious. When I saw the rainbow I was going to skip this video then I saw the bee. There's no skipping the bee!

  • @chipsterb4946
    @chipsterb4946 3 місяці тому +27

    “You’ll tuck and you’ll like it!” I nearly blew breakfast across the room 😝 Good thing I was finished by the time they got to “gaze at the gays!”
    This was one of the best Babylon Bee videos ever.

  • @rootssixtysix
    @rootssixtysix 3 місяці тому +27

    Flying my pride flag every day. It's got 13 red/white stripes, 50 stars on a blue background.....and I'm proud to fly it.

  • @marianschaefer4561
    @marianschaefer4561 3 місяці тому +19

    "Taste the rainbow" 😂 🌈

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 3 місяці тому +4

    Guess what, I DON'T USE ANY PAID STREAMING SERVICES! SO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!!!

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 3 місяці тому +14

    At the rate of speed we're going i see this as another Babylon bee, Nostradamus like prediction.

  • @PerkythePro
    @PerkythePro 3 місяці тому +9

    1:32 love the cloth trash can and recycling costumes. Nice touch!

    • @machtron10
      @machtron10 3 місяці тому

      their contribution to the environment and climate change..♻️🌬️

    • @sharonabbott1099
      @sharonabbott1099 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, they caught me by total surprise! 😂😂😂

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver 3 місяці тому +3

    Glory to the PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC of INCLUSIVITY, DIVERSITY and EQUITY!

  • @censorshipsucks9493
    @censorshipsucks9493 3 місяці тому +10

    0:44 For once the Bee got it wrong. They'd be using those rainbow batons a totally different way.

    • @Nottazippo
      @Nottazippo 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ThanhTran-ks8rd
      @ThanhTran-ks8rd 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Nottazippo Nooooo

    • @purple6705
      @purple6705 3 місяці тому

      what is the different way 🤨

    • @ronaldjensen9919
      @ronaldjensen9919 4 дні тому

      ​@@purple6705 probably shove it up your ass?

  • @markchristian787
    @markchristian787 3 місяці тому

    I like what Doug Wilson called it-"Totalitolerance"

  • @uomodonore245
    @uomodonore245 2 місяці тому +1

    This already happens in the U.K. LOL!

  • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
    @NewOrderOfAlexandria 3 місяці тому

    "you must love Pride, Winston, it is not enough for you to accept it"

  • @billyjonesy2972
    @billyjonesy2972 3 місяці тому +12

    I am flying my American flag throughout June because it is PRIDE MONTH!
    Also, Adoro Giorgia Meloni!
    (She turned Pride Month into Family Pride Month.)
    Viva l'Italia!

  • @TrifonTrifonov-m7q
    @TrifonTrifonov-m7q 3 місяці тому +2

    Does anyone think this is funny, and not see it coming?
    I was born and raised in the ex-Soviet block, it wasn't about pride, but it was the same formula, and it was hell. Imagine your utopian daily routine like this:
    8 hours of work for a piece of bread (mandatory), after this 4 hours of work "voluntary" (if you skip that, there are unofficial but social consequences) 4 hours of public manifestations (extremely mandatory) in the name of the supreme leader and the party. And then you get to fall asleep hoping that you never wake up.
    If you think capitalism doesn't let you put it in your azz, just wait for communism, you will not find time nor energy for it.

    • @manhanerdom
      @manhanerdom 3 місяці тому

      yes yes comrade i beilve you

  • @bubbayee-yee2799
    @bubbayee-yee2799 3 місяці тому +7

    FCK PRIDE MONTH!

  • @billmalone5050
    @billmalone5050 2 місяці тому

    I CANNOT QUIT WATCHING THIS PRIDE POLICE VIDEO !!!!! FABULOUSLY LOL FUNNY !!!!!

  • @VOLightPortal
    @VOLightPortal 3 місяці тому

    Body Snatchers (1992) - Where You Gonna Go? Where You Gonna Hide?

  • @Lucy_Honeychurch
    @Lucy_Honeychurch 3 місяці тому +1

    I’m personally really scared because all my couples on Sims are hetero.

  • @outerspace7391
    @outerspace7391 3 місяці тому

    I was expecting for the man in jail to also be a costume 😂

  • @letkidsbkids9327
    @letkidsbkids9327 3 місяці тому +1

    Cisdermeanor! Lol😅

  • @ShaMan54321
    @ShaMan54321 3 місяці тому

    Cis-demeanor. That’s a great pun

  • @khevrajezzd
    @khevrajezzd 3 місяці тому

    Leviticus 20:13 "if a man lies with a male as with a woman, they have committed an abomination; the two of them shall be put to death; their bloodguilt is upon them."
    "My scripture is clear on that, judgment day will come."

  • @KendrickAndrewGenciana
    @KendrickAndrewGenciana 3 місяці тому

    There is no law about that sirrrr!

  • @iambeloved496
    @iambeloved496 3 місяці тому

    Lol my friend had to calm me down after inviting me to play baldurs gate the first time.
    I was confused when I swapped from female to male character and the body selections didn't change at all.
    When I found out why, I closed application and said I'm not playing and he had to talk me into getting back on so we can just ignore it and enjoy the game itself. 😂

  • @davidrichard2761
    @davidrichard2761 3 місяці тому

    Nobody expects the pride police………. I’ve heard that summer before ……….nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

  • @althebert9745
    @althebert9745 3 місяці тому

    I'm amazed they only used the bats to hit him

  • @blutomindpretzel1735
    @blutomindpretzel1735 3 місяці тому

    way to call out the Steam Deck like that

  • @draymondrob4818
    @draymondrob4818 3 місяці тому

    These officers were hired to improve the Municipal Equity Index scores. 🙂
    The Castro St cis-demeanors were genius. You're wrong if you don't drive over the flag... you're wrong if you do.

  • @cpapcyborg
    @cpapcyborg 3 місяці тому

    Not okay when they chant "We're here, we're queer, and we're after your children."

  • @brandonallen3808
    @brandonallen3808 3 місяці тому

    Wonder how many times they had to do retakes from laughing.

  • @harogathpicard
    @harogathpicard 3 місяці тому

    No political/media agenda should have a month of forced corporate profit.

  • @ouiroc
    @ouiroc 3 місяці тому +3

    I am so disgusted with our country what's these damn Democrats has done to our beautiful Republic

  • @warsthemarvel8608
    @warsthemarvel8608 3 місяці тому

    This is vey accurate but social media version

  • @bigguyrc9788
    @bigguyrc9788 3 місяці тому

    The guy with the mohawk looked like he was about to laugh everyone time they popped out, lol

  • @shannonigans2220
    @shannonigans2220 Місяць тому

    Everything we do is a cisdemeanor.
    Those are some particularly menacing sassy cops

  • @khaccanhle1930
    @khaccanhle1930 3 місяці тому

    This is not parody. This is reality.
    You never satisfied a shark by cutting off your finger and hoping he will then leave you alone.

  • @daltonshepperd5305
    @daltonshepperd5305 3 місяці тому +2

    I will say that I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE IN pride month

    • @theactualjavening
      @theactualjavening 3 місяці тому +1

      you don’t even have to

    • @daltonshepperd5305
      @daltonshepperd5305 3 місяці тому +1

      @@theactualjavening I know I am just saying it so all those things know that I don't care about there stupid month

    • @FusionnZGamer
      @FusionnZGamer 3 місяці тому

      good

  • @samuraijedi1669
    @samuraijedi1669 3 місяці тому

    Anyone else get a "comments removed" notification on this video from youtube?????

  • @Exploding_Rooster
    @Exploding_Rooster 3 місяці тому

    "You ready to taste the rainbow?!" Got me 😂

  • @Nope-ik8wv
    @Nope-ik8wv 3 місяці тому

    The fact that I thought this was a real thing upon just seeing the thumbnail 😅

  • @TheCrowMan235
    @TheCrowMan235 3 місяці тому

    "sisdameanor" LOOOOOOL thats perfect 😂

  • @douglaskurtz8357
    @douglaskurtz8357 3 місяці тому

    I laughed out loud at "you ready to taste the rainbow?!?"

  • @brainysmurf74
    @brainysmurf74 3 місяці тому

    This isnt comedy its a great prediction of whats coming.

  • @davilito32
    @davilito32 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 new words to my vocabulary 😂😂😂

  • @BobTubeTheEstimateGuy
    @BobTubeTheEstimateGuy 3 місяці тому +1

    I don’t want hiv or aids I’ll pass

  • @davidsagona417
    @davidsagona417 3 місяці тому

    Don't give them any ideas, Bee. 😅

  • @KaylahMitchell12
    @KaylahMitchell12 2 місяці тому

    How dare you drop the Skittles lol

  • @Whisperinq_Willows
    @Whisperinq_Willows 3 місяці тому

    What's sad is that this is hardly a joke. Now we can go to jail if we accidentally offend someone by not using their beep/boop pronouns

  • @angryscan2970
    @angryscan2970 2 місяці тому

    Cisdemeanor! Im dying!

  • @lucasrittner
    @lucasrittner 3 місяці тому +2

    Australia rn

  • @fullenglish3371
    @fullenglish3371 3 місяці тому

    I’m happy to say I will never be so indoctrinated that I celibate pride month.

  • @MrYuppyCalvinist
    @MrYuppyCalvinist 3 місяці тому +2209

    "cis-demeanor' - that's just too much!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobgillis1137
      @bobgillis1137 3 місяці тому +58

      This crap is actually legislation in Canada.

    • @hoosierflatty6435
      @hoosierflatty6435 3 місяці тому +15

      haha ya that one got me to lol

    • @stephenshelton4267
      @stephenshelton4267 3 місяці тому +27

      I bet this entire sketch was created because someone at The Bee thought of that word.

    • @MrYuppyCalvinist
      @MrYuppyCalvinist 3 місяці тому +38

      @@bobgillis1137 as a canadian, i must confess, that as funny as this skit it, it's terrifying in real life.

    • @Ownuout
      @Ownuout 3 місяці тому +10

      You beat me to this comment! lol

  • @daerdevvyl4314
    @daerdevvyl4314 3 місяці тому +68

    Why is pride the only deadly sin that gets a month? Personally, I can’t wait for Wrath Year.

    • @the_absurd_hero
      @the_absurd_hero 2 місяці тому

      Wrath Month occurs every summer during election years

  • @kevinraper114
    @kevinraper114 3 місяці тому +1388

    So do Muslims have to celebrate Christmas? Do non Irish people have to celebrate St Patrick's day? Why does everyone have to celebrate Pride Month?

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 3 місяці тому +115

      Vee haf ways uf makingk you zelebrate zee Pride Month. ZELEBRATE!!!!!

    • @MapBotTheElsagateKiller
      @MapBotTheElsagateKiller 3 місяці тому +150

      Because the guys in charge are pretty much babies. They want everything their way. When something doesn't go their way, they cry and go to the government to conplain.

    • @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
      @casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 місяці тому +11

      Bc Mad Max 2’s mohawk said so.

    • @deldridg
      @deldridg 3 місяці тому +43

      It's more like we won't be able to celebrate Christmas.

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 3 місяці тому +9

      @@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 George Miller doesn't put any of that in his movies. It's one of the few remaining franchises that aren't corrupted, you should be happy about that. I sure am.

  • @desmien679
    @desmien679 3 місяці тому +4084

    I'm celebrating Heterosexual Awesomeness Month this month.

    • @devinfoley119
      @devinfoley119 3 місяці тому +173

      I love me some HAM

    • @UltraDestroya48
      @UltraDestroya48 3 місяці тому +70

      ​@@devinfoley119I'm no carnivore but I love it too. I'm going to celebrate this!

    • @larrymajor1487
      @larrymajor1487 3 місяці тому +85

      Me too. 720 months in a row.

    • @marie_tulip
      @marie_tulip 3 місяці тому +22

      Same dude

    • @michaelblair5566
      @michaelblair5566 3 місяці тому +29

      So am I. I will be serving Mass for my Parish tomorrow.

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 3 місяці тому +703

    I can't but help laugh and be fearful at the same time.
    This is not the pride police, they're the pride gestapo.

    • @Vic_PT
      @Vic_PT 3 місяці тому +7

      good thing they're not real

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 3 місяці тому +8

      FBI: Fhag Bye Inclusivity (except for cis)
      (( I'm finding it a bit hilarious that UA-cam's spellcheck doesn't recognize the word Inclusivity. Maybe they need to arrest the programmers?)

    • @johntrudeu9756
      @johntrudeu9756 3 місяці тому +22

      @@Vic_PT For now...

    • @LJK193
      @LJK193 3 місяці тому +26

      *Gaystapo

    • @teresahiggs4896
      @teresahiggs4896 3 місяці тому

      If we dont find a way to stop this leftist aganda, that will be a reality sometime soon.
      They are organized, so we should get organized.
      I don’t hate gays,…..consenting adults can do whatever they want in their homes. What I have a major problem with is how all this LGBT stuff is targeting children and sexualizing children………And I object to this constant cramming LGBT crap down everyone’s throats. You aren’t allowed to have a different opinion. It’s either you are LGBT or support them unconditionally, or you are the enemy, a homophobe, trans phobe, a Hater .

  • @ad70preterist
    @ad70preterist 3 місяці тому +1201

    Too close to reality. Gaystapo is always watching.

  • @Ice-Cold-14
    @Ice-Cold-14 3 місяці тому +969

    Defund the pride police!

    • @841577
      @841577 3 місяці тому +80

      Now that’s a police defunding I can support!

    • @UltraPlasmaMan
      @UltraPlasmaMan 3 місяці тому +6

      Defend*

    • @snikksnakk4445
      @snikksnakk4445 3 місяці тому

      @@UltraPlasmaMan Woke punk f**

    • @sagsfv3122
      @sagsfv3122 3 місяці тому

      SFPD, LAPD, SLCPD all going that gay, I mean way.
      Keep our local police non fed weaponized!

    • @seekerhonest
      @seekerhonest 3 місяці тому

      There is zero evidence for any supernatural chracter and event in the bible and the quran.
      No divine morals, no sin, no destruction of pride month, just religious pride.

  • @smilemations
    @smilemations 3 місяці тому +543

    Pride used to be “I’m gay so leave me be!”
    Now it’s “I’m gay so look at me!”

    • @phoenixfire6433
      @phoenixfire6433 3 місяці тому +12

      Bold of you to assume we want your attention.

    • @smilemations
      @smilemations 3 місяці тому +103

      @@phoenixfire6433 Who’s we? That’s you. I’ve seen people flaunt that they’re gay or bi or trans. Especially with the parades.

    • @GabrielCumva
      @GabrielCumva 3 місяці тому +96

      ​@@phoenixfire6433considering there is a whole month which is literally just seeking for attention, i would say yes, the gay community wants attention from everyone, even from him

    • @-Thunder
      @-Thunder 3 місяці тому

      I see the pride police need to pull out their rainbow night sticks and knock some tolerance into you.

    • @Freedomman2butthesecond
      @Freedomman2butthesecond 3 місяці тому +53

      @@phoenixfire6433bold of you to have an entire parade dedicated to have people recognize you

  • @ericeisenhofer2867
    @ericeisenhofer2867 3 місяці тому +387

    Tolerance is not enough, you must participate in the lunacy.

    • @calvinhobbes6118
      @calvinhobbes6118 3 місяці тому +31

      Tolerance is what allows these kinds of behaviors to sprout and grow.

    • @pipexxinar6444
      @pipexxinar6444 3 місяці тому

      ​@@calvinhobbes6118
      best to stop it like they are stopping it in russia and the middle east

    • @Daralyndk
      @Daralyndk 3 місяці тому +12

      No, you must worship your new pride overlords

    • @buykuibra2518
      @buykuibra2518 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Daralyndk I don't and no1 is forcing me to.

    • @ericeisenhofer2867
      @ericeisenhofer2867 3 місяці тому +20

      We have become so tolerant that now we're expected to tolerate our own destruction.

  • @nickmedley4749
    @nickmedley4749 3 місяці тому +312

    Why do I get the feeling that "cis-demeanors" might actually become a thing? 😂

    • @kylemacdougall8355
      @kylemacdougall8355 3 місяці тому +25

      I may look like a cis man...but really, I'm a man who identifies as a woman who identifies as a man. 😂 Prove me wrong! Problem solved.

    • @aloysiusprasetyo3737
      @aloysiusprasetyo3737 3 місяці тому

      If USA keep going woke it will happened

    • @fastannoone
      @fastannoone 3 місяці тому +17

      @@kylemacdougall8355Good thinking! Here's a similar one that I liked: "I'm a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body", i.e. a heterosexual man who likes women.😂

    • @alichefortune862
      @alichefortune862 3 місяці тому +1

      😅

    • @jr5960
      @jr5960 3 місяці тому +3

      Brilliant!

  • @philsharp758
    @philsharp758 3 місяці тому +1973

    Pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

    • @judith_thordarson
      @judith_thordarson 3 місяці тому +130

      The deadliest.

    • @bradhowlett1
      @bradhowlett1 3 місяці тому +31

      Touchè!

    • @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws
      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws 3 місяці тому +33

      So is wrath. I don't think judging others is encouraged either.

    • @daviddryden8088
      @daviddryden8088 3 місяці тому +13

      Excellent observation.

    • @thronosstudios
      @thronosstudios 3 місяці тому +109

      @@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws Not sure if you're serious or trolling, but what is wrath have to do with judging? Also, sin is already judged... people just happen to point it out and then get told that they're judging, which is a silly oversimplification.

  • @sethburkey4129
    @sethburkey4129 3 місяці тому +160

    The officers forgot to arrest him for driving too straight in June.

  • @technicaldifficulties2522
    @technicaldifficulties2522 3 місяці тому +271

    Remember when the movie Idiocracy came out, and we were all thinking... "Man, could you imagine a world like that?" Well... fast forward to now.. and yup... were living a real life Idiocracy... people are wearing crocs too, just like the movie...😂

    • @greyman1k
      @greyman1k 3 місяці тому +18

      Exactly...I am always suggesting to others to watch "Idiocracy". They nailed it, and we are living it.

    • @craigackeret
      @craigackeret 3 місяці тому +3

      Stop making fun of Jay from drunk C-3PO and Jeremy from geeks and gamers.That’s my job.( They wear crocs ) .lol

    • @censorshipsucks9493
      @censorshipsucks9493 3 місяці тому +24

      Idiocracy was a comedy. Now it's a documentary.

    • @technicaldifficulties2522
      @technicaldifficulties2522 3 місяці тому +3

      @@censorshipsucks9493 correct!

    • @censorshipsucks9493
      @censorshipsucks9493 3 місяці тому +9

      @@technicaldifficulties2522 Welcome to Costco. I love you.

  • @judejude8488
    @judejude8488 3 місяці тому +538

    GET OFF THE RAINBOW CROSSWALK!

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 3 місяці тому +12

      🤡 🌎

    • @nredsa
      @nredsa 3 місяці тому +14

      GET ON THE RAINBOW CROSSWALK!

    • @ghazman6141
      @ghazman6141 3 місяці тому +4

      Hmm, I was never on it! :)

    • @Drslime09
      @Drslime09 3 місяці тому +14

      I saw a mall, where all the escalators where rainbow, so someone got a grappling hook, and 007-ned up there. Big brain 🧠

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 3 місяці тому +22

      This is actually a thing now. No scuffing up the sacred cow... er.. rainbow. You literally can't use this crosswalk in Spokane because kids on scooters did so and now are wanted criminals. I am not joking.

  • @lukegardner3603
    @lukegardner3603 3 місяці тому +38

    This is basically reality now. WTF

    • @aspectfoxy
      @aspectfoxy 2 місяці тому +1

      POV: your chronically online and spend all your time on twitter searching things to get mad at

    • @HammedBurngur
      @HammedBurngur Місяць тому

      @@lukegardner3603 where are you living where this is reality?

  • @dna9783
    @dna9783 3 місяці тому +329

    "Ready to taste the rainbow!!" 😅🤣

  • @Sunflowersarepretty
    @Sunflowersarepretty 3 місяці тому +416

    If only mother's day, father's day or mental health awareness was given a whole month to celebrate instead of the whole pride month.

    • @felipegoles7619
      @felipegoles7619 3 місяці тому

      I’m surprised that feminists are ok with homosexuals having a whole month, whereas women only get one day in March. Well, I’m not really surprised , after all feminists don’t see anything strange or unfair about a “transwoman” getting chosen as “woman of the year”.. or a “transwoman” being crowned as “Miss Spain”.. or “transwomen” destroying women’s sports. It’s ironic that we live in a world where opposing those things makes you a “male chauvinist”..

    • @B.Gaming10
      @B.Gaming10 3 місяці тому +13

      Are mothers and fathers being killed for being mothers and fathers? No. Also, it’s laughable how you wish there was a mental health month when there are multiple and it’s literally men’s mental health right now. You’d know that if you actually cared about what you were talking about.

    • @Scoil_Ming_gan_trocaire
      @Scoil_Ming_gan_trocaire 3 місяці тому +65

      ​@@B.Gaming10mothers and fathers are a lot more important

    • @mr.furious.the.animator
      @mr.furious.the.animator 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@B.Gaming10Mothers and fathers are the reason your pathetic @$$ is born, lol

    • @duck_entertainment
      @duck_entertainment 3 місяці тому

      @@B.Gaming10Lotta people get killed for just looking the wrong direction

  • @Nick-bh5bk
    @Nick-bh5bk 3 місяці тому +107

    Thank you BB for reminding me that I am not insane. What is sad is that probably 85% of people feel this way and yet we are all made to think otherwise.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 3 місяці тому +16

      99% of all rational people...

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 3 місяці тому

      @@clogs4956 99% of rational people is probably only 10% of the whole population, tbh.

    • @racingraptor4758
      @racingraptor4758 3 місяці тому +4

      Thing is 99.94% of people think like that. We were just to tolerant and silent. Now its finally ending

  • @reminders8657
    @reminders8657 3 місяці тому +314

    "Whoever can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire

    • @JetSkiSuper7
      @JetSkiSuper7 3 місяці тому +4

      Believing your gods are real is equally absurd.

    • @ch_oliver
      @ch_oliver 3 місяці тому +4

      @@JetSkiSuper7how do you think our universe was created?

    • @JetSkiSuper7
      @JetSkiSuper7 3 місяці тому

      @@ch_oliverGuys like you have been pulling gods out of their a$$es for centuries now. Why? To answer questions that they did not have the ability to answer. How old is the earth? And the “heavens?” The desert dwelling stinky rats that wrote the Bible stories were ignorantFCKS. Grow up and get a clue. Your god was a murderousFCK according to your beliefs. No man in their right mind would worship or fearTheCunt.
      BTW, I was raised in the CatholicCult-I know most all the StupidSh1t you believe.

    • @infdox9051
      @infdox9051 3 місяці тому

      He was speaking about christian god

    • @B7R8
      @B7R8 3 місяці тому

      _It's not the war that I was looking for, but the one that was forced upon me in order to make me a foreigner in my own country._
      *A.H.*

  • @c0l3slaw
    @c0l3slaw 3 місяці тому +179

    "ARE YOU READY TO TASTE THE RAINBOW?"
    Holy shit that's disturbingly accurate.

    • @yveslaflute9228
      @yveslaflute9228 3 місяці тому

      the rainbow is in shades of brown and it stinks...and tastes like shi!!

    • @eddiecaruth7704
      @eddiecaruth7704 3 місяці тому +4

      Dorothy wants her rainbow back.

    • @viewergreg
      @viewergreg 3 місяці тому +6

      @@eddiecaruth7704 And so does Noah!

    • @eddiecaruth7704
      @eddiecaruth7704 3 місяці тому +3

      @@viewergreg yep!

  • @c0r5e
    @c0r5e 3 місяці тому +77

    I identify as a police car. My pronouns are weee/ wooo

    • @marknaylor7322
      @marknaylor7322 3 місяці тому +4

      > I identify as a police car. My pronouns are weee/ wooo
      My pronouns are 𝘓𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘹 and 𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘴.

    • @OliviaDawson-wb9ri
      @OliviaDawson-wb9ri 2 місяці тому +1

      Onejoke

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Місяць тому

      ​@@OliviaDawson-wb9riAnd it's always funny, stay furious.

    • @omeritzics
      @omeritzics 4 дні тому

      I identify as a toaster machine. My pronouns are toast/hoop

  • @dl21633
    @dl21633 3 місяці тому +376

    “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” Proverbs 16v18 esv

    • @J.Lee83
      @J.Lee83 3 місяці тому

      Where's the destruction? Where's the fall? Seems to me that they've been doing this for years and they're still breathing.

    • @JetSkiSuper7
      @JetSkiSuper7 3 місяці тому

      SkyCunt god lovesCock jammed down his throat.

    • @lovelynorah25
      @lovelynorah25 3 місяці тому +11

      Amen.

    • @jesus8453
      @jesus8453 3 місяці тому

      Hitler was also Christian, are you Nazis?

    • @Oandad
      @Oandad 3 місяці тому

      Why should we listen to the advice from the Bible when it's full of genocide, bigotry, and hatred.

  • @mementomori6018
    @mementomori6018 3 місяці тому +190

    I feel sorry for the authors of Babylon Bee, they try to warn us every time about the dark future that awaits us but their prophecies are promptly labeled as "satire" and welcomed by people with laughter and sneers; I imagine their frustration, they must feel like the priestess Kassandra.

    • @carltaylor6452
      @carltaylor6452 3 місяці тому +1

      Andrew Doyle has done a series on his substack of all the Titania McGrath jokes that have become reality: both hilarious and frightening.

    • @elliottrogozinski
      @elliottrogozinski 3 місяці тому +3

      Dark future? You shouldn’t feel bad. This is a joke, and nothing more. This is not a warning from the future. You’re taking this too seriously

    • @a_random_lizard
      @a_random_lizard 3 місяці тому

      ​@@elliottrogozinskia joke? Is it? Don't start apologizing when you lose 2 teeth because the pride police beat you up because you accidentally walked over a rainbow staircase

    • @wilkinscoffee8979
      @wilkinscoffee8979 3 місяці тому +6

      I hate Trump, but we gotta vote for him to stop this from happening.

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 3 місяці тому

      🫃🏻🫃🏿

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 3 місяці тому +93

    Laugh while it's still an option.

  • @rip8564
    @rip8564 3 місяці тому +39

    My phone actually prompted me with a question of “Do you want to turn off all notifications from Babylon Bee”. Wow Apple. Censor much these days?!

    • @milliegirl2005
      @milliegirl2005 2 місяці тому

      It gave you the option to not have this hate full redarick in your life and a chance to grow as a person...
      Some people just want to be evil idiots I guess

    • @rip8564
      @rip8564 2 місяці тому

      @@milliegirl2005 Question Millie - who gets to be the judge and jury on what is hate or evil? I don’t need a tech company to potentially censor a point of view for me. That’s what communist countries do Millie. The Babylon Bee has every right to put their content on these platforms whether you like it or not. That’s called free-speech. What did Voltaire say? “I may not agree with what you have to say, but I will die for you to have the right to say it!” Thanks.

    • @Truthhound1
      @Truthhound1 2 місяці тому +3

      @@milliegirl2005 You make it too easy but I'm going to resist the temptation today...

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Місяць тому

      ​@@milliegirl2005 56% :)

  • @F1fan007
    @F1fan007 3 місяці тому +61

    I’m “Proud” to give this video a 👍🏻 even though that’s a cisdemeanor! This isn’t too far from the reality we are facing.

  • @kathrynr.7065
    @kathrynr.7065 3 місяці тому +130

    "Did you just give a look of DISGUST?!?"
    "That's just my face."
    💀

    • @dianabotero8592
      @dianabotero8592 3 місяці тому +1

      jajajaja i know, felt bad for him jajajaja

  • @MrJackhammer
    @MrJackhammer 3 місяці тому +81

    "C'mere punk. Are you ready to TASTE THE RAINBOW???" 🤣

  • @carolcruse2170
    @carolcruse2170 3 місяці тому +175

    No one will force me too believe something I don't agree with.

    • @greyman1k
      @greyman1k 3 місяці тому +33

      Unfortunately, that won't stop them from trying and continuing to be a source of perverted entertainment. Stay strong and stay in the fight, we need you.

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 3 місяці тому +17

      @@greyman1k We're all in agreement. They're a vocal minority. You know what you believe, don't let them bully you into submission.

    • @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws
      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws 3 місяці тому +3

      @@theRPGmaster You are the "vocal minority". Don't delude yourself.
      And no, we're not all in agreement. Time spent focused on judging others is time spent not focusing on Jesus' Greatest Commandment to love others.

    • @elliottrogozinski
      @elliottrogozinski 3 місяці тому +1

      Nobody is forcing you to do anything. You are taking this skit too seriously. Laugh and move on.

    • @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws
      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws 3 місяці тому +1

      @@elliottrogozinski I don't laugh at intolerance. It's not funny. It's mean.

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 3 місяці тому +137

    What the US need is a Straight Month. Flags, ads on walls, painted trains and buses, parades through the town....

    • @jaymethomas5170
      @jaymethomas5170 3 місяці тому

      What would that be used for. Pride month is to commemorate the 1969 stonewall riots and fight for equal rights. Straight people haven’t and aren’t oppressed like the lgbtq community is.

    • @alfenito
      @alfenito 3 місяці тому +7

      But there are already 11 Straight Months.

    • @azzaamnasir5819
      @azzaamnasir5819 3 місяці тому +31

      ​@@alfenitonope, never seen someone celebrate straightness

    • @alfenito
      @alfenito 3 місяці тому

      @@azzaamnasir5819 You're going to tell me that you've never seen a giant billboard with a straight couple selling some merchandise? You've never seen a straight wedding, either on TV or in real life? You've never seen a straight couple holding hands and kissing in public? Those are ALL straight celebrations heretofore not enjoyed by the gay community. They're about 7% of the populace. I think we can give them 1 month to feel good about themselves, when we have all the other 11 months. I am secure enough in my sexuality to deal with it. Are you?

    • @chr970
      @chr970 3 місяці тому +11

      @@azzaamnasir5819 good point. Let’s see how Alf responds. Likely, “it’s every day all around you” . There is no celebrate, promote, recognize and include.

  • @SushmaVivek-xq4nv
    @SushmaVivek-xq4nv 3 місяці тому +19

    Looking at pride flag and pride webinars scheduled by my HR... I agree this is getting out of hand

  • @jamespurchase4035
    @jamespurchase4035 3 місяці тому +90

    "Are you ready to taste the rainbow?" and "gaze upon the gays" 😂😂😂 I died

    • @PandiosNezcoba
      @PandiosNezcoba 3 місяці тому +1

      Skittles new slogan? Don’t give them ideas…

    • @sophie-x1o
      @sophie-x1o 3 місяці тому

      Ikr, and I love the way the fake gay couple were walking 😂. It looked so ridiculous

    • @anthonymeade7345
      @anthonymeade7345 3 місяці тому

      How did you write this comment from beyond the grave?

    • @sophie-x1o
      @sophie-x1o 2 місяці тому

      @@anthonymeade7345 wdym

  • @tamarakuklinski4240
    @tamarakuklinski4240 3 місяці тому +172

    I am so SICK of the perversion of GOD's promise. Its in everyones face ALL THE TIME 🤯🤯🤯🤯😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

    • @a_random_lizard
      @a_random_lizard 3 місяці тому +5

      I don't mind if God bring down judgement day right now

    • @Fodkdj
      @Fodkdj 3 місяці тому +2

      Are any gay people complaining about straightness being in their face all the time?

    • @a_random_lizard
      @a_random_lizard 3 місяці тому

      @@Fodkdj because straightness seems normal, the straights aren't blaring it all over their face and slander them and not indoctrinate children with slightly overweight women with demonic makeups (I'm talking about drag queens)

    • @kingoffire105
      @kingoffire105 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Fodkdj Not really, because its normal and the way God made it to be, even though they despise or at least don't care/indifferent about him. But this here is NOT normal at ALL! But, we must remain humble and loving towards them, dont support them, but just like Christ showed forgiveness to those who sinned against him, which is EVERYONE, we should also be willing to forgive of their transgressions.

    • @schoemannh
      @schoemannh 3 місяці тому

      Are you sick of it enough to do what needs to be done?

  • @jeanjessup8375
    @jeanjessup8375 3 місяці тому +65

    "Ready to taste the rainbow?" LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @DylanLey
    @DylanLey 3 місяці тому +42

    He should've just claimed the cops misgendered him and cry police brutality

  • @willyburger
    @willyburger 3 місяці тому +83

    "cisdemeanor" Thx BabBee, for expanding the vocabulary. :)

  • @MarkMunson-jh9gd
    @MarkMunson-jh9gd 3 місяці тому +910

    This is a joke now but.... not for long!

    • @YigalWeinstein
      @YigalWeinstein 3 місяці тому +35

      Exactly my thought. Sure glad I can lol, for now 😅.

    • @Rico_6727
      @Rico_6727 3 місяці тому +17

      the new party police instructional video just dropped

    • @MarkMunson-jh9gd
      @MarkMunson-jh9gd 3 місяці тому +43

      ​@YigalWeinstein you know that in blue cities, you can paint pride flags on the roads but anything else is vandalism.

    • @Tajarim88
      @Tajarim88 3 місяці тому +33

      Take note, normal people, take note . These "sketches" are your future survival guide

    • @centurione6489
      @centurione6489 3 місяці тому

      Same thought here.
      🖕🏳‍🌈

  • @Objective-Observer
    @Objective-Observer 3 місяці тому +262

    Once again, y'all, I cannot laugh, because THAT IS HOW I FEEL. Constantly bombarded and demeaned and demonized for being NORMAL.

    • @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws
      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws 3 місяці тому +4

      A genuine question: How have you been demeaned and demonized? I'm not gay and I am Christian and I've never been demonized for it.

    • @camdrury2501
      @camdrury2501 3 місяці тому

      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws Have you never heard a single Biden speech? He literally can’t do one without demonizing and blaming straight white men for EVERYTHING and libtards truly believe it.

    • @elliottrogozinski
      @elliottrogozinski 3 місяці тому +4

      “Normal” is subjective. Nobody is truly “normal”. What is the problem with celebrating people for being who they want to be?

    • @a_random_lizard
      @a_random_lizard 3 місяці тому +17

      ​@@Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7wsI once said You should stop trying to expose yourself around children, and someone call me a Nazi. I mean, I do like the song Erika (it has a good meaning in it), but I don't have the symbol or a portrait of Hitler in my house

    • @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws
      @Nothingcanbeaprettycoolh-ct7ws 3 місяці тому

      @@a_random_lizard Sorry, I have no idea what you're trying to communicate here.

  • @tilwayh
    @tilwayh 3 місяці тому +133

    God opposes the proud

    • @Vic_PT
      @Vic_PT 3 місяці тому +1

      why?

    • @chromabyteYT
      @chromabyteYT 3 місяці тому +5

      god doesnt oppose anyone. he loves everyone lmao

    • @Mate397
      @Mate397 3 місяці тому

      @@chromabyteYT Pride is literally a deadly sin my dude.

    • @robertmorris8997
      @robertmorris8997 3 місяці тому +12

      @@Vic_PT Pride is one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

    • @bradhowlett1
      @bradhowlett1 3 місяці тому +5

      God doesn't oppose any person. Pride opposes God. SMH...

  • @jonmarx7882
    @jonmarx7882 3 місяці тому +34

    It certainly feels intimidating here in the UK. No-one dares suggest (at least openly) that maybe all the Pride flags, rainbows etc. have gotten a bit OTT.

    • @tayachting6345
      @tayachting6345 3 місяці тому +2

      Last Friday (always do a shop on Fridays), I walked into thte TESCO in Ipswich and when I saw the large cardboard stand with the pervert flag colours, I walked right back out. I wonder though if someone saw me and reported me in some manner. Nah, fun to think about that though, but I doubt it.

    • @teresahiggs4896
      @teresahiggs4896 3 місяці тому

      @@tayachting6345Is there any shop you can go into, that doesnt have the pervert flag displayed ? Its not everywhere where i live, but it is here , and there are “ pride events” everywhere !
      But I don’t live in a large city. I see that it’s everywhere in larger cities. I’ve noticed that larger cities seem to be corrupted by this and the whole leftist aganda. And the rural areas are normal, conservative and traditional. I’ve noticed even copies in areas that are very conservative, and traditional, that we call “the Bible Belt” get corrupted by this liberal aganda. Maybe it’s larger
      cities that are the problem!
      I love calling that flag a “ pervert flag” ..I’m gonna use that if it’s ok with you!

    • @davidpar2
      @davidpar2 3 місяці тому +3

      “Tolerance” always inevitably leads to intolerance.

    • @that_nerdy_hylian
      @that_nerdy_hylian 3 місяці тому

      It's that bad in the UK as well?? My goodness.

    • @drunkenhobo5039
      @drunkenhobo5039 3 місяці тому

      @@that_nerdy_hylian Thankfully there's been a bit of a pushback when it comes to kids. Having a universal healthcare system means there's not as much profit incentive for all of the drugs they get put on if a boy looks at a Barbie doll.

  • @EdwardGraveline
    @EdwardGraveline 3 місяці тому +16

    Leviticus 18:22 ~ You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination.
    Leviticus 20:13 ~ If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.
    Jude 1:7 ~ Just as Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding cities, which likewise indulged in sexual immorality and pursued unnatural desire, serve as an example by undergoing a punishment of eternal fire.
    Romans 1:26-28 ~ For this reason God gave them up to dishonorable passions. For their women exchanged natural relations for those that are contrary to nature; and the men likewise gave up natural relations with women and were consumed with passion for one another, men committing shameless acts with men and receiving in themselves the due penalty for their error. And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.
    Genesis 2:24 - Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.
    Mark 10:6-9 ~ But from the beginning of creation, ‘God made them male and female.’ ‘Therefore a man shall leave his father and mother and hold fast to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.’ So they are no longer two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together, let not man separate.”
    1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.
    1 Timothy 1:8-11 ESV - Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine, in accordance with the gospel of the glory of the blessed God with which I have been entrusted.
    1 Corinthians 7:2 - But because of the temptation to sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 3 місяці тому

      I have a hard enough time dealing with the concept of normal sex. You've got an organ meant for waste removal being inserted into a different organ meant for waste removal. But at least the female organ for waste removal has a cleansing mechanism for when its also used for birth (and isn't that just all kinds of 'wrong' right there? What was God thinking! 🤢 Even as a means of space conservation... but I digress)
      Putting a wholly for waste removal organ entirely into someone's also wholly for waste removal organ is just disgusting. Where did people ever first get the idea that this was something to do? I can't even. 😵‍💫

    • @teresahiggs4896
      @teresahiggs4896 3 місяці тому +3

      Amen! And the Truth. Even if people refuse to believe it! God is in charge and His Will be done!

    • @Greg-wq4dj
      @Greg-wq4dj 3 місяці тому

      Andrew Dice Clay 3:22 ~ Ask not why thou got AIDS, but consider what doth thou expect when sticking thy manhood into the place from which a man doth drop a dookie.

    • @uayfb1
      @uayfb1 3 місяці тому +1

      Praise God there is someone who knows how to see what is happening.

    • @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow
      @TheFullAutomaticShermanShow 3 місяці тому

      @@veganconservative1109 how would you have made it and made it efficient