@@maparbhu3111 Well not really, Fugo was supposed to betray the gang, and Giorno and Fugo would fight. But Araki had depression at the time, so he didn't have the heart to kill Fugo off. So he had to "write" him out.
I remember a long time ago in an older version of the game. I had to fight Bruno with no stand. And yeah I lost but what was funny was I hadn't actually watched the show so I didn't know Bruno had one too. I eventually got cream and I was gonna use it to defeat Bruno. So when I got there I threw a barrage and in my ignorance Bruno started to fight with sticky fingers I still remember the words I said "OH SHIT HE HAS ONE TOO!"
Imagine being on top of the ladder in the mafia and then some random dude without a stand beats the shit out of you by blocking perfectly when you attack
I love your old videos. A trip back in time like this is wonderful. Something about the vibe here is exceptionally enjoyable, if you were to read this, I hope you find joy in doing UA-cam. I can only support your YBA content because admittedly that's the only game I play among your content, tried other things but it didn't seem to click. Well that's all I wanted to say
I just realized that eclipse has the world record speed run for the storyline (even though the money kinda disqualifies it) and he didn’t even use a stand
@@EclipseGameplays I'm think I'm the first one since on the day end of storyline first released by the time I finished the last mission I had a full hat inventory and couldn't get Giorno's so I decided to speedrun the story fist only to get the Giorno hair and then trade it to my main but it took me around one and a half hours so I do think you have the record.
Heaven dio : hardest obstacle eh? Steel ball run comp's hackers : hardest obstacle eh? Trying to get spin : hardest obstacle eh? Joe p6 : hardest obstacle eh? Trying to get a good cosmetic : hardest obstacle eh?
First time I played YBA I was punching a guard but then a The World user came and killed him and then he killed me as well I still got the kill registered but what
Eclipse broke his own rule of accepting outside help, redo the run! (Trish money was cheated from his main) *i totally don't want to see you go through the pain and agony*
"Bro, what? You think i'm just gonna stab myself with this stange yellow arrow to 'gain spirit powers'? Nah man, that REALLY sounds like a scam or something like that." Me - 2021
And uh there is a bug that's going on today that i wanna call "The day YBA became unplayable". To resume things: every time you are in the air you get stuck unless you dash your way or time skip to the ground. You can't move normally. And that means every time you get heavy punched or something you will get stuck yay
Diavolo could technically be harder then DEO Over Heaven and JP6 since he’s the final boss of the main game and has a reasonable amount of HP, but (as quoted by Giorno) was “weak.”
11:39 other yba youtubers titles are like clapping a toxic person and shit but they are sometimes low so its technically not clapping. Im glad this man actually knows what hes saying
Adding onto the theory of our character being a psycho, we kill the zombies in the tunnel for Dracula. Let us all remember, WE DO NOT BELIEVE HES DRACULA, OR THAT THEYRE ZOMBIES. WE ENDED THEM JUST BECAUSE WE WANTED TO, WE PROBABKY THOGHT THEY WERE JUST HOMELESS PEOPLE.
He could’ve gotten a stand to see the AI’s stand and not have used it and it still would’ve counted as only using fist as long as he never used his stand
Before the update where you actually get a stand arrow from gio, I did almost the entire storyline with a bat. All of this because I thought you got an arrow from finishing the quest line, even more so because my luck was so bad I never saw a wild arrow. I ended up complaining in chat about how stupid the game was, and someone actually explained to me. I felt like an idiot
timestamps lolol 0:00 - intro / mittensquad promotion/ credits 0:42 - eclipse starts his painful journey 1:17 - eclipse brutally murders 5 guards _________________________________________ 1:27 - guard 1 1:41 - guard 2 1:54 - guard 3 2:05 - guard 5 & 4 _________________________________________ 2:25 - eclipse offers his blood to RNGesus to get a good spawn 2:41 - eclipse returns the suitcase to "koechee" 3:09 - eclipse's bloodlust comes in and he harshly kills "Luke" 4:12 - eclipse is under control and peacefully kills "Bruce" SIKE HE MURDERS HIM 5:12 - eclipse offers his blood to the blood gods of YBA to get a good spawn 5:32 - eclipse makes fun of "Bruce's" haircut and gets a lighter in return 6:03 through 7:05 - eclipse meets the gay misfits 7:57 - eclipse talks a pink haired lesbian woman 8:26 - eclipse slams fugo like a *man* 10:08 - eclipse gets his butt cheeks clapped by pesci SIKE eclipse slams him 12:11 - eclipse maybe beats "ice cube" (he does) 13:35 - eclipse kills diavolo like its nun ( giorno you dont need a requiem arrow all u need is a bloodlusted man name "eclipse" 14:50 & 16:00 - pointless outros
the reason bruno gave you the lighter has something to do with the anime because giorno was tasked to keep the fire of the lighter on for a day. the task was given to him by polpo. which dies later on
"Can you hear the silence?" "Can you see the dark?" "Can you fix the broken" *"CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART!"* A true gamer playing a game thats purpose is to get a stand and beat the game and just use hes pure masculinity
Actual most powerful stand user gets his ass whopped by a crime boss and then this random guy comes up, hurts his feelings a lil bit, and then the boss dies instantly.
![[YBA] Can You Beat YBA Without Blocking (Totally Sane Edition)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bYIx1jl0CDU/mqdefault.jpg)
9:21 "Despite my idiocy I managed to pull an Araki and write Fugo out of the story on my first attempt."
Well at least it is true
@@maparbhu3111 Well not really, Fugo was supposed to betray the gang, and Giorno and Fugo would fight. But Araki had depression at the time, so he didn't have the heart to kill Fugo off. So he had to "write" him out.
@@-Weather- and where did u get this information from?
@@Ritesh-_- Hamon beat and a few Araki interviews
@@-Weather- ok
I remember a long time ago in an older version of the game. I had to fight Bruno with no stand. And yeah I lost but what was funny was I hadn't actually watched the show so I didn't know Bruno had one too. I eventually got cream and I was gonna use it to defeat Bruno. So when I got there I threw a barrage and in my ignorance Bruno started to fight with sticky fingers I still remember the words I said "OH SHIT HE HAS ONE TOO!"
lmao
hahahaha
Lol
LMAO
lol i cant imagine
Bruno running in place while air smacks you in the face
"Bro what the heck why is he just standing there? guys theres a hacker"
a man who hates bad writing plays your bizarre adventure storyline
I did not expect an rt gsme reference here
Rt momwnt
Huh
Just reset to end this
420 likes nice
13:28 The way Eclipse just straight up punched Diavolo while the game is showing Diavolo is straight up savage
that reminds me, im new to the game, how do i do that attack?
@@sirduncebag6190 double right click
@@reql4689 ok
Lmao
PUNCH
basically eclipse making fun of the storyline for 16 minutes
hi i allways see u
@@spinosaurio120yoooo i remember you repliying to my comment 3 days ago
@@Jayneko everytime i see u i reply lmao
wait what i just clicked ur channel for the first time and realized u have 100 subs bruhhhhhhh
I’m ur 101th sub
"No outside help"
*Proceeds to get his main to give him 5k*
lol
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Thats inside help
thats inside help since its his own account he meant not from friends or anything like beating npcs with another person
to be fair it wasnt a real speedrun and im damn sure u didnt want to watch him beat on npcs for an hour to get his 5000 normally so i'd say its fair
Imagine being on top of the ladder in the mafia and then some random dude without a stand beats the shit out of you by blocking perfectly when you attack
Im from the future and that Is actually canon
Im from the future and that Is actually canon
@@Idkaname429 why did you repost the joke
@@soul1924 ?.
How did we see the stands in part 1-5 when we don’t have a stand.
I love your old videos. A trip back in time like this is wonderful. Something about the vibe here is exceptionally enjoyable, if you were to read this, I hope you find joy in doing UA-cam. I can only support your YBA content because admittedly that's the only game I play among your content, tried other things but it didn't seem to click. Well that's all I wanted to say
"almost committed suicide by a dialogue option" I'm dead i can't 🤣🤣
My personal favorite was "I did manage to pull an Araki, and write Fugo out of the story on my first attempt"
@@EclipseGameplays lol same
@@EclipseGameplays same
@@EclipseGameplays this made me lol out loud
@Ali Gutdanov Polygon Donut
I love how this guy explains everything that’s happening
I just realized that eclipse has the world record speed run for the storyline (even though the money kinda disqualifies it) and he didn’t even use a stand
If I'm the only one, that means I make the rules no?
@@EclipseGameplays yes
@@EclipseGameplays i guess
@@EclipseGameplays I mean, technically you are the first to do it with no stand, but other people have speedran the storyline.
@@EclipseGameplays I'm think I'm the first one since on the day end of storyline first released by the time I finished the last mission I had a full hat inventory and couldn't get Giorno's so I decided to speedrun the story fist only to get the Giorno hair and then trade it to my main but it took me around one and a half hours so I do think you have the record.
14:24 this shows me standless requiem exists.
Lmao imagine, becoming the requiem stands Itself
I'm happy standless requiem is real
Storyline: I’m the hardest obstacle in the game! No one can go through me!
Eclipse: *Hold my M1’s*
Heaven dio : hardest obstacle eh?
Steel ball run comp's hackers : hardest obstacle eh?
Trying to get spin : hardest obstacle eh?
Joe p6 : hardest obstacle eh?
Trying to get a good cosmetic : hardest obstacle eh?
@@unknown_nazaro4313 Uzu: Bow before your creator!
@@unknown_nazaro4313 I hate it when im trying to get spin at the final stage and some random ass C-Moon throw me off the bridge.
@@unknown_nazaro4313 I regret saying that now- LOL
m1s*
Being serious, when i first started it took me 4 tries to kill my first guard while standless.
For me it was 7 tries
It took me 10 or more
First time I played YBA I was punching a guard but then a The World user came and killed him
and then he killed me as well
I still got the kill registered but what
Ah yes, Eclipse goes down the Genocide route.
should he go pacifist or should he use his fists
Time to use a good build I found for [Star Calcium] combined with Skeleton spec to beat him up
@@jotarosans7540 fitting for this comment
@@jotarosans7540 UNDERTAL REFRNC??????!! 😳😳😳😳😳🥶
*Eclipse is sparing you.*
"No Stands, Specs, or outside help."
*Main gives him 5K*
*I N S I D E H E L P*
I N S I D E H E L P
INSIDE HELP
P L E H E D I S N I
I N S I D E H E L P
Rise through the ranks of the mafia with the 2 hands that god gave me
The jojoxfist of the north star cross over
@Sanji Vinsmokefist first
@@thedootlord so just jojo part 1?
this is both a beautiful commentary and an amazing show of skill
"Hey, I could steal that"
"So I did"
Literally the entire YBA community after copy and pastes of SSBU challenges: *Real shit*
this man really did the entire storyline with fists while i had a stand and it took me like a day
Plot Twist: He was doing the "Storyline Luck"
i wish i had the frames/ping of eclipse, just having silky smooth text would be a blessing
Eclipse broke his own rule of accepting outside help, redo the run! (Trish money was cheated from his main)
*i totally don't want to see you go through the pain and agony*
Let him rest for now, then make him win 50 1v1s vamp only
t o t a l l y, i wanna see it again 'v'.
This was basically exactly what I wanted to say
Technically it's not outside help because it's still him
Its his account, not outside help.
" You cannot handle my stand! "
" Maybe... but can you
*TAKE THESE HANDS?!* "
"Bro, what? You think i'm just gonna stab myself with this stange yellow arrow to 'gain spirit powers'? Nah man, that REALLY sounds like a scam or something like that."
Me - 2021
And uh there is a bug that's going on today that i wanna call "The day YBA became unplayable". To resume things: every time you are in the air you get stuck unless you dash your way or time skip to the ground. You can't move normally.
And that means every time you get heavy punched or something you will get stuck yay
@pro person Well that included me
Diavolo could technically be harder then DEO Over Heaven and JP6 since he’s the final boss of the main game and has a reasonable amount of HP, but (as quoted by Giorno) was “weak.”
Bro this guy did the whole story line without a stand , I even struggled with a stand ur a legend man
Also later without a skill tree
I actually forgot about Mitten Squad I use to love watching his Fallout content...
Same
Same bruh
Soo you all are culture man
E
@@kars7463 cultured*** men****
Imagine if he climbed up that ladder and instead of Diavolo there was Pesci with two BB's...
Alternate title: Eclipse explaining all of Part 5 in YBA
Now beat The Entire YBA Storyline using Mr. President.
Eclipse’s commentary during his vids are absolutely amazing, thanks for the entertainment
11:39 other yba youtubers titles are like clapping a toxic person and shit but they are sometimes low so its technically not clapping. Im glad this man actually knows what hes saying
jotaro coming to eclipse's house and seeing the arrow on a stack of math papers
Adding onto the theory of our character being a psycho, we kill the zombies in the tunnel for Dracula. Let us all remember, WE DO NOT BELIEVE HES DRACULA, OR THAT THEYRE ZOMBIES. WE ENDED THEM JUST BECAUSE WE WANTED TO, WE PROBABKY THOGHT THEY WERE JUST HOMELESS PEOPLE.
We can see the pain in eclipse's eyes...
Hear*
@@DragonNodez i guess we can hear eyes now
@@drantic3153 yeah bro, they sound pretty gamer.
@@DragonNodez gamer eyes
and the long face
Eclipse: *literally murders deovolo with his fists*
Me who cant even get him to half: *pain*
Just parry lol
@Ray perfect block
@@TheGlassMan can you perfect block any attack?
@@butituti Depending on the move.
Yba : haha we made a really good storyline lets goooo
Eclipse : **this video**
Yba : listen here you little sh*t...
after this they anouncet thata they are creatting another game called an universal time
@@user-dg7fi5ut3g that was a different creator
But there is 0 story its just shit
@@user-dg7fi5ut3g that was kur LMAOO
Best UA-camr ngl. Keep up the good work!!!
I died laughing at
"I also decided to comit suicide and prayed to rngesus to get a good spawn"
“Luca is a cake walk” me when starting YBA takes 3 days just to kill one luca
I love the part where diavolo was getting an intense cutscene then he punches him out of the screen 😂 13:29
Technically, Using the Boxing Spec is pretty much using your fists, only at an advanced level.
YBA players: Ghiaccio is so difficult
Me with C-Moon: XD
@Peyton Scottjones me with twau - ez knife spam
Me with beach boy:wat
*cries in 200+ ping*
If only I could kill npcs without lagging so much.
The Purple Haze fight is the hardest in the story for me SIMPLY BECAUSE the stupid poison effect lags my game to a crawl
@@jojoedits6206 Just pressure him into a corner and keep hitting him so he doesn't use the move
200+ ping is pretty normal to me i can go sbr and manage to wipe with 200+ ping
Random fact: i have the muscle memory of having 100, 200, and 300 ping
@@paxreal Pog
He could’ve gotten a stand to see the AI’s stand and not have used it and it still would’ve counted as only using fist as long as he never used his stand
I thinked thaat too
now do every single quest in yba besides the storyline with your fist (including heaven quest)
that’s near impossible to kill dio oh with your bare fists
@@lxmber_wxtches5982 killing 100 ppl with only fist is impossible already
@@PolloMan17 Kill trade moment
@@lxmber_wxtches5982 thats the point
Le Hanzel sarmiento every quest with ur fist without stand that means u can’t get the world to do the 100 kill quest
Alternate video title: blind man kicks mafia bosses ass
eclipse:so basically im about to bully every npc that exists in the storyline
Me: Took almost a year to complete the storyline with a stand
Eclipse: *Completes the storyline with no stand just fist in under 31 minutes*
youre probably exaggerating but this right here is the defintion of "skill issue"
@@hamnnyy Yes i was a noob I was confused since I was prestige 0 with no skill
Eclipse making quarantine better by him suffering with these stupid challenges
“JoJo villains catch these hands”
Before the update where you actually get a stand arrow from gio, I did almost the entire storyline with a bat. All of this because I thought you got an arrow from finishing the quest line, even more so because my luck was so bad I never saw a wild arrow. I ended up complaining in chat about how stupid the game was, and someone actually explained to me. I felt like an idiot
Breaking news: Madman with a bat overthrows the entire italian mafia!
@@someguyeban lmao
Who needs a stand when you have WOOD
timestamps lolol
0:00 - intro / mittensquad promotion/ credits
0:42 - eclipse starts his painful journey
1:17 - eclipse brutally murders 5 guards
_________________________________________
1:27 - guard 1
1:41 - guard 2
1:54 - guard 3
2:05 - guard 5 & 4
_________________________________________
2:25 - eclipse offers his blood to RNGesus to get a good spawn
2:41 - eclipse returns the suitcase to "koechee"
3:09 - eclipse's bloodlust comes in and he harshly kills "Luke"
4:12 - eclipse is under control and peacefully kills "Bruce" SIKE HE MURDERS HIM
5:12 - eclipse offers his blood to the blood gods of YBA to get a good spawn
5:32 - eclipse makes fun of "Bruce's" haircut and gets a lighter in return
6:03 through 7:05 - eclipse meets the gay misfits
7:57 - eclipse talks a pink haired lesbian woman
8:26 - eclipse slams fugo like a *man*
10:08 - eclipse gets his butt cheeks clapped by pesci SIKE eclipse slams him
12:11 - eclipse maybe beats "ice cube" (he does)
13:35 - eclipse kills diavolo like its nun ( giorno you dont need a requiem arrow all u need is a bloodlusted man name "eclipse"
14:50 & 16:00 - pointless outros
it really takes some guts for someone to do this, but this man did it.
The first man who berated story line with their bare hands. I gotta call the world guidness records rn
Congrats on 60k subs Eclipse!
:)
Eclipse: Speedruns Storyline Dialogues and resets like me
Me: *Took me 12 storyline speedruns to implement and discover these things*
This challenge is gonna be harder then Eclipse's forehead
Diavolo on PC is easy but Diavolo on mobile is a straight up boss, because the block button is always delayed for mobile
You should have used the Stand Arrow after doing so much hardwork. You could have seen what Stand u get.
You have to admit, at the end when you hold up the requiem arrow and the music cue is pretty epic.
Was better when he did it with a bat. This is just a scuffed version of that.
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂😂 amazing commentating I love it lmao
"This fight is the biggest pickup in normal players first playthrough"
*Laughs in WS Pilot while camping at the tree*
@Adrian Kiritsugu Laughs in hieropath freen and Chili pepper
@@RedWithoutUke laughs in scr and deleting him with D4C:LT
Diavolo: a near god with its stand power king crimson which took a requiem stand to defeat
Eclipse: *laughs in chad*
I'm sorry Eclipse, Paul from Mitten Squad is cuter than you.
I know :(
wait what
10:46 magician reds crossfire hurricane:I MA end this man's whole career
The abbachio saying This is my stand abili- is reference to when they met giorno and made him drink pee they didnt know giorno was a stand user
Still, his funni ability isn’t to read minds
@@81RE Ik its rewinding time
the reason bruno gave you the lighter has something to do with the anime
because giorno was tasked to keep the fire of the lighter on for a day. the task was given to him by polpo. which dies later on
I’m a simple man. I see an eclipse video and i click on it.
Mitten squad is a really good UA-camr. If anyone hasn’t watched him I really recommend watching him
eclipse: giacho is hard
me: climbs onto tree and spams clones
I really wish that in JoJo, there was a standless character who still fought against stand users and held up their own
So eyes of heaven Johnathan Joestar
Eclipse throwing hands with stand users, now that's content
9:55 it's because Trish is the boss's daughter/diavolo daughter and Trish knows diavolo's face
“you need a slight semblance of skill”
90% of yba players:
The sync of this part right here is crazy 4:55
Who would win?
People with invisible ghosts that can punch holes right through steel
or
Man who can throw hands like no-one else
FINALY a worthy apprentice to mitten squad
it’s eclipse we know he can beat it since he is pro
"A stand user can be beaten only by an another stand user!"
Eclipse: lol
plot twist: funny valentine created clones of every character in yba
Underrated commentar
Truth
POV: adding funny to ur comment doesnt make it funny
@@P0w_art Its the man himself!
@@OkayKaze at thia point. what do you expect from youtube comments? like come on
me: everything is so hard i will never make it :(
eclipse: making videos that helps me think i can be good and achieve stuff in yba
Eclipse summarizing the storyline is the funniest thing ever
"Can you hear the silence?"
"Can you see the dark?"
"Can you fix the broken"
*"CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART!"*
A true gamer playing a game thats purpose is to get a stand and beat the game and just use hes pure masculinity
Under rated UA-camr right here
I might try this but I’ll make it a bit easier being able to use fighting styles as well and use any stand to see their attacks
5:02
Eclipse : killing Bruno with a stand and not even being able to see his stand
Me with the world: *still dying to bruno*
idc
@@saulgoodman6589 good for you
@@saulgoodman6589 no one asked
Damn then you have a huge skill issue
that is what we call skill issue
“Trish must’ve not known who she was talking to my track record doesn’t exactly scream calm people down” ngl that was funny it had me dying
Title: can you beat the storyline with O N L Y your fists
Eclipse: *uses his foots to run*
jesus this man is dangerous he Solod the damn storyline witt his fists
Eclipse: I'm going to beat the game only using my Fist, no stand, and no help
Me: no help? What about that time when you gave yourself $5,000
Actual most powerful stand user gets his ass whopped by a crime boss and then this random guy comes up, hurts his feelings a lil bit, and then the boss dies instantly.
Esclipe is the type of guy who talking like a therapist while staring your soul
13:27 "so this meens this falls to me and my fist of justice
Im going to send this to everyone who tells
me “can you help with deovolo pls”
"Can you help me with bruno"
"no outside help" PROCEEDS TO USE HIS MAIN TO GIVE HIMSELF MONEY
Eclipse: No stands, specs, or outside help is allowed
Also Eclipse: Uses his main to give himself 5k money
I love how he just casually calls himself a bloodthirsty brutal murderer