The President Is Back! | Kwite Looks at Your Nasty Bathrooms

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • You can find Kwite LIVE Monday Wednesday, and Friday over on Twitch.tv/kwite at 8pm EST 5am PST or 1am BST
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    Original title: guys its me kwite im back
    Streamed on 11/10/2023 at 8:01 pm EST
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 180

  • @nmtltlz
    @nmtltlz 10 місяців тому +216

    I think kwites 8 months gone served as rehab for the typical kwite viewer and thats why there arent as many putrid conditions 💀

    • @purplesigh192
      @purplesigh192 10 місяців тому +18

      relapsing

    • @brainrunbygoblin
      @brainrunbygoblin 10 місяців тому +18

      rehab was supposed to be a fresh start,,

    • @gh0stdoll
      @gh0stdoll 9 місяців тому +4

      @@brainrunbygoblinSTOP IM UPSET I GET THIS

    • @brainrunbygoblin
      @brainrunbygoblin 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@gh0stdoll but no matter how many starts i get there's always the same ending,,,,,

    • @totallyn0taferret
      @totallyn0taferret 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@brainrunbygoblin STOP I FUCKING CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

  • @scooble_
    @scooble_ 10 місяців тому +207

    “Water is sticky” is one of the most unbelievable sentences I’ve ever heard and I hate the fact that it’s correct

    • @PastelSlumber
      @PastelSlumber 9 місяців тому +4

      It pisses me off how it's technically correct. Like i know it's true but I'm still punching you for it bro

  • @LiaMakesContentWow
    @LiaMakesContentWow 10 місяців тому +400

    Kwite read two of my messages during this stream it was fire, so glad he's back 🗣️🔥

    • @zynxzeno
      @zynxzeno 10 місяців тому +15

      LMAOO SAME

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death 10 місяців тому +22

      he read one of mine we are so fucking back

    • @LiaMakesContentWow
      @LiaMakesContentWow 10 місяців тому +20

      @@daydreams-of-death yooo fire, pretty sure I remember seeing your name in chat but I'm not 100% sure if it was you or just a similar name

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death 10 місяців тому +7

      @@LiaMakesContentWow definitely a huge coinicidence because i have a diff user on twitch which is really funny 😭😭

    • @ruiakami
      @ruiakami 10 місяців тому +3

      Bro is parasocial

  • @TwiliSleepy
    @TwiliSleepy 10 місяців тому +147

    Missed the great return, but thankfully this vod channel exists. Thanks so much for reuploading these even after so long 🙏🏽

  • @mikioaoki8377
    @mikioaoki8377 10 місяців тому +183

    Dude I missed them so much I’m happy to see kwite back

    • @dannydeathwish5680
      @dannydeathwish5680 10 місяців тому +5

      fr tho, glad to see him come back after what happened :)

  • @peeppop8409
    @peeppop8409 10 місяців тому +24

    KWUTE GOT MENTIONED!!! IT CAME FULL CIRCLE

  • @thefinalgirl6907
    @thefinalgirl6907 10 місяців тому +88

    THEY'RE BACK!!! I MISSED HER STREAMS SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY!!!

  • @ishipitlikefedex2610
    @ishipitlikefedex2610 10 місяців тому +71

    I wish that I had pictures of my ex bf's bathroom, but we split before I started watching kwite, but that bathroom was NASTY. He lived in a 1 bathroom apartment with his dad and younger brother. It was one of those bathrooms where the sink and cabinets are right when you walk in, and then the toilet and shower are separated by one of those sliding pocket doors, and the living room carpet continued into the bathroom up to the pocket door, and you could literally SEE the filth gradient from the toilet door to the living room door. Also, the tile around that toilet was disgusting, the grout was literally BLACK AND YELLOW, and you could see behind the toilet where the filth hadn't reached the grout was still white. There were fucking hairs and pubes and shit EVERYWHERE, and don't even get me STARTED on the counter. The counter was all stained like orange and yellow and instead of a soap dispenser like a normal sink they had a fucking bar of soap that was SO GROSS. and to top it all off, there was no hand towel anywhere, just grody bath towels all over the floor, so I had to shake my hands dry. There was also trash all over the floor, like used paper towels and mysterious wrappers, and I even saw a condom wrapper. That bathroom was DISGUSTING.
    edit: and this isn't even MENTIONING his bedroom, which he shared with his 14 year old brother. It was a shit show. At one point, I explained to him that the reason his leopard geckos (which he kept in his room) (which he only got bc he learned of my love of reptiles, bc I took him with me to a herpetologists convention) weren't so healthy was bc he was only feeding them dried mealworms (among other issues that aren't important rn) and told him to feed them live bugs and mix up their diet, he took it upon himself to start RAEISING AND BREEDING THE BEETLES in *OPEN CONTAINERS IN HIS ROOM!* (And anyone who has kept live mealworms/superworms and accidentally let one pupate knows: those mfs STINK. INDESCRIBABLY. And they make the WHOLE ROOM STINK.)

    • @ryanfleshbourne3547
      @ryanfleshbourne3547 10 місяців тому +3

      keep that shit to your memory lil bro aint nobody wanna see that

    • @Letrollgeman
      @Letrollgeman 10 місяців тому +4

      bro that bathroom and bedroom and stuff prob still GROSS to this day i can't stand this shit thats so disgusting like i bet its even worse till this day i can't thats so ugh

    • @garmadongg
      @garmadongg 4 місяці тому

      D:

  • @ValentinesVA
    @ValentinesVA 10 місяців тому +52

    Starts around 4:36
    Bathroom reviews start around 27:57

  • @ciircus
    @ciircus 10 місяців тому +17

    1:56:00 is mine! and i know that it is a toilet rug but at the time i didn’t have a rug for in front of my shower so my floor would get all wet! i’m so glad people enjoy it, my favorite sanrio character is actually pompom :3

    • @beamshark
      @beamshark 10 місяців тому +4

      Dude ur bathroom is so cute I love it♡♡ i wanna have something like this but with pompompurin when I get my own place lmaoo

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon 10 місяців тому +40

    2:23:15 that one is mine, and the funny part is that it's been so long since I submitted that until now that I actually graduated college and no longer live in the dorms anymore

    • @Loser.Leo2
      @Loser.Leo2 10 місяців тому

      ID BE SO HAPPY IF KWITE LAUGHED AT MY VIDEO DHSIRBDUSI

    • @NotUrSebbi
      @NotUrSebbi 9 місяців тому +1

      Thats kinda funny.

  • @CatShmacc
    @CatShmacc 10 місяців тому +74

    So happy she’s back! I knew of Kwite for a while, but only started watching him over a week ago- I was so glad to see you uploaded past vods because for certain games/content I really enjoy seeing the whole stream!
    That was me at 13:04 :D Happy to catch their return stream!

    • @scientificallyaccuratespino
      @scientificallyaccuratespino 10 місяців тому +2

      Who’s being referred to with the “she” at the beginning?

    • @regionalatmax
      @regionalatmax 10 місяців тому +12

      @@scientificallyaccuratespino kwite uses any pronouns!:)

    • @scientificallyaccuratespino
      @scientificallyaccuratespino 10 місяців тому +9

      @@regionalatmax fr? When/where did this get revealed? I ain’t know that

    • @pinwrll1345
      @pinwrll1345 10 місяців тому

      @@scientificallyaccuratespinotheir pronouns on twitter have been he/they/she for quite a while :]

    • @brianeatsualive
      @brianeatsualive 10 місяців тому +9

      @@scientificallyaccuratespino it was mentioned in a stream (i think)

  • @ZER0-ed1fg
    @ZER0-ed1fg 10 місяців тому +15

    17:07 *YOU HAVE BEEN MENTIONED*

    • @the_roach_king.
      @the_roach_king. 10 місяців тому +2

      I GOT EXCITED WHEN I HEARD THAT ON THE KWOTE VIDEO DJJSJFNX

  • @ConflictingJumps
    @ConflictingJumps 10 місяців тому +18

    There hasn't been a president in office for so long, glad to see Kite back!

  • @Yunothesleepyraccoon
    @Yunothesleepyraccoon 10 місяців тому +11

    the new png vtuber avatar is so sick

  • @juicepox_x
    @juicepox_x 10 місяців тому +9

    I can’t with how kwite’s new model looks like a Roblox character

  • @RootinTootinShootinkittycowboy
    @RootinTootinShootinkittycowboy 10 місяців тому +5

    17:06 he acknowledged you!

  • @Mx.Cupidmqn69
    @Mx.Cupidmqn69 10 місяців тому +25

    HOLY FUCK SHES BACK OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!

  • @danieldp1931
    @danieldp1931 10 місяців тому +13

    I feel so accomplished!!! My bathroom was reviewed!!!

  • @bingus1097
    @bingus1097 10 місяців тому +20

    Just saw a comment say “kwicotine addiction” 💀

    • @bingus1097
      @bingus1097 10 місяців тому +2

      Kuatistic

    • @bingus1097
      @bingus1097 10 місяців тому +2

      Deadthony

    • @bingus1097
      @bingus1097 10 місяців тому +2

      Jesus Kwist

    • @Gign--a
      @Gign--a 5 місяців тому +1

      Kwuicy kwoist kwock

    • @sleepyspacefrog
      @sleepyspacefrog 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Gign--a kwim kworry kwhat kwow?

  • @FishDishh
    @FishDishh 10 місяців тому +6

    HES BACK TO STREAMING NOW YAAAAA

  • @AltKaxREAL
    @AltKaxREAL 10 місяців тому +5

    We're SO back
    i missed this vod channel

  • @Rand0m05
    @Rand0m05 10 місяців тому +5

    Fuck i missed their first steam back the bad thoughts are coming

  • @HelloTrandler
    @HelloTrandler 10 місяців тому +5

    This was my first Kwite stream I managed to watch. It was so different being there instead of watching playbacks

  • @ifyouwantblood.
    @ifyouwantblood. 10 місяців тому +13

    i thought he quit man i was so hyped to see this ✨✨

  • @Vapor_ze_floof_
    @Vapor_ze_floof_ 10 місяців тому +4

    Its me! I’m at 2:35:48! Ty for reacting :D

  • @Technilogica2019
    @Technilogica2019 10 місяців тому +7

    THE NEW MODEL GOES SO HARD man maybe i should join twitch

  • @sleepysnjomen1707
    @sleepysnjomen1707 10 місяців тому +9

    YESS NEW STREAM TO FALL ASLEEP TO

  • @Bala_Niranna
    @Bala_Niranna 10 місяців тому +13

    i missed him so much 😭

  • @Lovely_Soraaa
    @Lovely_Soraaa 10 місяців тому +6

    YAAAASSSSSSSS THANK YOU FOR UPLOADING I WAS AT WORK

  • @Lizzbizz15
    @Lizzbizz15 10 місяців тому +7

    Kwite is one of my few reasons to live

  • @nylogutz_
    @nylogutz_ 10 місяців тому +7

    I'm so happy they're back!

  • @Thatoneguyfromthatoneshow
    @Thatoneguyfromthatoneshow 10 місяців тому +6

    17:06 THEY MENTIONED YOU??!!!!

  • @artbykmic
    @artbykmic 10 місяців тому +9

    This was the best stream ever I’m so glad I watched it live 😤😤😤😤😤🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🦐

  • @KaiLikesArt
    @KaiLikesArt 10 місяців тому +4

    Lowkey wish Kwite would play rdr1 and/or 2 on stream and it be a series like the Minecraft story mode streams

  • @Loser.Leo2
    @Loser.Leo2 10 місяців тому +3

    AHHH HE MENTIONED THIS CHANNEL

  • @ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE
    @ITSTIMETOSAYGOODBYE 10 місяців тому +4

    okay but im still waiting for Kwete and Kwyte

  • @NyuxTheDragon
    @NyuxTheDragon 10 місяців тому +2

    Oh hell yeah

  • @Sansibit
    @Sansibit 10 місяців тому +6

    I was present !! It was fun :)

  • @nmtltlz
    @nmtltlz 10 місяців тому +4

    FUCK YEAH HES BACK 💅💅💅

  • @puzzled3071
    @puzzled3071 10 місяців тому +7

    WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE PUPILS MAN! I CALLED IT!!!!!

  • @TheSlooker
    @TheSlooker 10 місяців тому +5

    Lmao the bathroom at 2:14:04 is mine

  • @techne360
    @techne360 10 місяців тому +3

    Awww I missed it!! I miss your game play vids so much!

  • @nmtltlz
    @nmtltlz 10 місяців тому +2

    As someone living im vegas 90% of the houses ive been in have that toilet nook

  • @unusual_sandwich
    @unusual_sandwich 10 місяців тому +3

    DADDYS HOME‼️‼️‼️

  • @thereyvan
    @thereyvan 10 місяців тому +3

    2:09:04 to be fair, the director's cut of the Watchmen movie is very good

  • @daydreams-of-death
    @daydreams-of-death 10 місяців тому +4

    i missed her so much im going to explode

  • @babyboyofc8126
    @babyboyofc8126 10 місяців тому +1

    WOOOOOOO FUCK YEAH

  • @PhantomMothball
    @PhantomMothball 10 місяців тому +4

    Why did everyone think i was 8??? Im literally 19???

  • @dragonslayer1009
    @dragonslayer1009 10 місяців тому +3

    AHHHH YES

  • @ThatPizzaMan
    @ThatPizzaMan 10 місяців тому +2

    oh my god hes back streaming

  • @Totallynotredtail
    @Totallynotredtail 4 місяці тому +1

    48:43 actually water IS wet because the water molecules are all stacked on top of each other, verily making each other wet in the process, a single water molecule, however, is not wet ☝️🤓

  • @MontCerene
    @MontCerene 10 місяців тому +3

    MY GLORIOUS KING

  • @jayevlachos939
    @jayevlachos939 10 місяців тому +3

    african wash nets r a lifesaver as alternative to loofahs

  • @flarblesnarp
    @flarblesnarp 10 місяців тому +2

    DUDE HE MENTIONED THIS CHANNEL AT 17:08 LMAO

    • @randomperson8304
      @randomperson8304 10 місяців тому

      Didn’t he say it once before?

    • @lilatune
      @lilatune 10 місяців тому

      many times!@@randomperson8304

  • @Gaylime
    @Gaylime 10 місяців тому +1

    Wooh he’s back!

  • @ashlyn-6614
    @ashlyn-6614 10 місяців тому +1

    NOOOO THE OLD ONE IS NOSTALGIC

  • @wildhen549
    @wildhen549 10 місяців тому +1

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @kisaragiyamato
    @kisaragiyamato 10 місяців тому +2

    LETS GOOO

  • @docterpepperman
    @docterpepperman 10 місяців тому +1

    I peed when he saw my bathroom

  • @TwiliSleepy
    @TwiliSleepy 10 місяців тому +3

    1:01:11 BASED KWITE PERCY JACKSON FAN

  • @GooFly-v3j
    @GooFly-v3j 10 місяців тому +2

    56:00 Walgreens shopper spotted haha

  • @strawberrykami
    @strawberrykami 10 місяців тому +2

    MR PRESIDENT!!!

  • @Riverreeds9275
    @Riverreeds9275 10 місяців тому +4

    NO WAY HES BACK AT STREAMING

  • @AmbroseArietes
    @AmbroseArietes 10 місяців тому

    KWUTE MENTION *IN* THE VOD WE MAAADE IT

  • @bashkitt8221
    @bashkitt8221 10 місяців тому +1

    YEEESSSSSS

  • @teethghouls2423
    @teethghouls2423 10 місяців тому +1

    some ppl make me mad judging bc i can tell that they are either culturally different or just live in a different country when they are judging something that is obviously like different bc they are somewhere different idk how to put it

    • @buzzybuzzbee
      @buzzybuzzbee 10 місяців тому +1

      Ikr, chatters who don't understand design customs in other countries will be super judgemental. Especially when it comes to tile floors in bedrooms. Or when people are kinda poor

  • @striker4707
    @striker4707 10 місяців тому +1

    LETS GOO HE'S BACK

  • @RachellillxD
    @RachellillxD 8 місяців тому

    17:00 omg he mentioned kwute

  • @MollyDollyy774
    @MollyDollyy774 8 місяців тому

    2:47
    Kwite can really Rap, that's amazing, he's sooooooo good~
    5:17
    K...Kwite just shot... K...Kwite?
    His *_NEW_* models premier, *_WITH HANDS !!_*
    9:34
    Did you see the FNAF Movie?
    _"I have actually, it sucked, and I liked it"_ _"Not a good movie, I really liked it"_
    17:14
    Ohhhhhhh, Kwute you got a Shoutout !!
    23:07
    Origins of Anthony - A dead baby shark found in a toilet...
    1:16:42
    As someone that does SH and has _S u i c i d a l_ thoughts... That bathroom... *_NOT GOOD FOR ME_*
    1:43:26
    I don't know why that's a thing either... But I'm in Ireland and we have one in our Bathroom...
    1:56:12
    I love love love that Hello Kitty bathroom !! ❤
    2:03:07
    Nice, some MLP
    2:32:57
    _T i t t y_ Lamp, niceeeee~
    2:40:47
    That is seriously... *_HORRENDOUS..._*

  • @AshIsNotTrying
    @AshIsNotTrying 10 місяців тому

    Nah cause my bathroom was one of the ones being renovated and he said it’s probably finished by now, dawg could not be more wrong-

  • @catboy6451
    @catboy6451 10 місяців тому +2

    ALL HAIL THE KING

  • @LaughingStockArt
    @LaughingStockArt 10 місяців тому +2

    You are kidding
    I MISSED HIS FIRST DAMN STREAM BACK?

  • @gayfrog3272
    @gayfrog3272 10 місяців тому +1

    Happy he's back to live streaming, but man. The avatar, damn. Bit rough.
    Hopefully he streams games soon.

  • @interestingname1374
    @interestingname1374 10 місяців тому +3

    no fucking way

  • @sleep-deprived.crystalcat8998
    @sleep-deprived.crystalcat8998 10 місяців тому +1

    THATS MY PRESIDENT!! HES BACK

  • @Help_Im_dying
    @Help_Im_dying 10 місяців тому +2

    1:13:37 is that a car mirror I see on the window

  • @ZiloulanTea
    @ZiloulanTea 10 місяців тому

    the lack of popcorn ceilings in this make me realize i just live in an ancient house /srs

  • @gale1965
    @gale1965 10 місяців тому +1

    52:33 NO FR BECAUSE MY GYM TEACHER SAID ONE TIME THAT IT WAS A PROBLEM TO USE IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND MY BITCHASS OCD LATCHED ONTO THAT SHIT H A R D

    • @buzzybuzzbee
      @buzzybuzzbee 10 місяців тому +1

      Fr OCD always gotta be making our lives hard

  • @cl7944
    @cl7944 10 місяців тому +6

    I fell asleep to this man's stream-

  • @Mint0fConcern
    @Mint0fConcern 10 місяців тому

    YIHEEEEEEE

  • @Mala_Mama
    @Mala_Mama 10 місяців тому +1

    NEW VRUBER!!

  • @CaleighRideout
    @CaleighRideout 10 місяців тому +2

    kwute 4 ever

  • @vrgssmnncht
    @vrgssmnncht 10 місяців тому +1

    17:07 lmao

  • @teethghouls2423
    @teethghouls2423 10 місяців тому

    HRS BACK AHH LUVS IT

  • @user-zq2go3qi6q
    @user-zq2go3qi6q 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow

  • @uwuowo1564
    @uwuowo1564 10 місяців тому +1

    Edging to this

  • @rocksteadygaming
    @rocksteadygaming 10 місяців тому +7

    How much do you upload Kwite streams? I wish it could be often.

    • @rocksteadygaming
      @rocksteadygaming 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Kwute you mean he? Or did he change his pronouns?

    • @rocksteadygaming
      @rocksteadygaming 10 місяців тому +9

      @@Kwute so he’s an any pronoun user. Ok! Could you check if he live-streamed the new Fears to Fathom?

    • @rocksteadygaming
      @rocksteadygaming 10 місяців тому +3

      @@Kwute alright. Just wanted to be absolutely sure. Cuz watching the same Kwite stream at night is… kinda boring.

  • @teethghouls2423
    @teethghouls2423 10 місяців тому

    1:24:42 "ITS A DAMN HEXAGON" ok some comments are too judgemental its making me mad bc like sinks have different shapes like wht

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 9 місяців тому

    Waters not sticky. Its moistening. Water causes wetness. It may stick but it doesnt make you sticky

  • @ZER0-ed1fg
    @ZER0-ed1fg 10 місяців тому +2

    Yay vibeo

  • @iceflame248
    @iceflame248 10 місяців тому +1

    god bless the united states president kwyte (kwite) kwote

  • @Forbidden_KWEST02
    @Forbidden_KWEST02 10 місяців тому

    I draw to these (and sleep )

  • @comedyman2817
    @comedyman2817 10 місяців тому +1

    He is 2D no longer

  • @PLEASESAVEMEGOD
    @PLEASESAVEMEGOD 10 місяців тому

    Kwitty? Kwat? Klurp?

  • @dyslecsicdoodlebobha415
    @dyslecsicdoodlebobha415 10 місяців тому +6

    #notmykwitevtubermodel

    • @lilatune
      @lilatune 10 місяців тому

      i hate change fr... i want like 3 colours MINIMIUM

  • @LvL_7_Mage
    @LvL_7_Mage 10 місяців тому

    one day, ill be able to watch a kwite stream...

  • @jaxionfae
    @jaxionfae 10 місяців тому +3

    Love that you caught this for me, but why do you call kwite “her” (I’m not kwite but I respect her) in your about me xD

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 10 місяців тому +3

      kwite uses she/he/they

    • @GooFly-v3j
      @GooFly-v3j 10 місяців тому

      was pretty sure they meant the OWNER OF THIS CHANNEL, who is not Kwite.

    • @GooFly-v3j
      @GooFly-v3j 10 місяців тому

      @@Kwute ahh ok XD i have no idea whats saracstic injokes or serious round these part. srry

  • @idkyet6221
    @idkyet6221 10 місяців тому

    FCK NO IM THE ONLY FURRY
    (Ur cool glad ur back:3 ❤❤)

  • @teethghouls2423
    @teethghouls2423 10 місяців тому +1

    1:20:50 not ppl forgetting that us trans ppl exist 😔