The ROAST OF 2023 🔥 Worst Books of 2023
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- Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
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the WORST books of 2023! join me for our lil weenie roast 😈
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Jordaline: gets drunk. Jordaline: spits the most poignant shit about horror books and hope. 🖤
Hear me out.
Once a month: 'Tipsy time with Jordaline'
Where you go absolutely INNNNNN on certain books, manga and authors
Isn’t Ugly Love the one that has the line “we both laugh at our son’s giant balls.”?! 😅
Yes, I’ve watched many rants/summaries of this book 😂 and that line is literally right before a car crash
@@eszemaszeszedI’ll admit though it was SUCH an easy read though lmaoooo
Not reading Colleen Hoover is self care
Ya lol 😆
'I wish every copy of this book lied in the woods' 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are literally the only person on UA-cam that makes me laugh out loud…while I’m alone…multiple times per video! Please keep being your wonderful hilarious self!!
Thank you for the hidden pictures slander omg, I have no idea how this won 2022 horror goodreads choice awards
honestly this should be called slay of 2023 bc ur slaying this look
“Blue’s Clues...”
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My s***bag of an exhusband is named Jason so hate on the name all you want. I'm here for it. 👏
'Even if you're the worst you're still beautiful' Thanks babes 🖤
Drunk worst of videos are the new standard!! Love, Tiffany 😂
ok but the smirnoff berry blast ASMR? living
Not "house of leaves for poor people"😂😂 jordaline is such an iconic queen in every video fr
You're the only person that is making me feel better in my life right now. My mom passed Nov. 2023 and I can't enjoy shit like I did but Jordaline, you are my Savior. 🖤🖤🖤
Your description of Episode Thirteen exactly depicts my feelings about The Guest by Emma Cline. I was living, laughing, loving and then the ending just sh*t the bed. I read it months ago and I am still so salty about it. I may need extra therapy to get over the disappointment.
Oh noooo I have Episode Thirteen and I haven't read it yet 😢
😂 you are so much fun! Every video, not just when you're drunk. I love your whole vibe and now I want to make a video about this book I read in 2023 that was an absolute dumpster fire!
Ok but this thumbnail. 🤩
Me being new here and understanding my name is now Tiffany. 🤣🤣🤣 Loved this video!
Tiffany, Brad and Colby are all improvements on the actual names in the book - Rachel, Miles and Tate...like seriously. Hallmark of CoHo books - super weird names (Lily Bloom, Ryle, Verity, Atlas, etc)
Crazy that Rachel's husband at the end of the books name is actually Brad lol
I’ve never wanted my name to be Tiffany so badly!😂
I can confirm you were serving in the best possible way while also making me feel like you were speaking directly to me 😂.
Wake up babe the yearly Jordaline book roast dropped!!! These are always some of my fave videos of yours, they're so entertaining to watch!! ❤❤❤
This was so freaking entertaining! Thank you for a Friday evening (Europe time) well spent Jordaline! 🎉💞
Jordaline, you are absolutely my spirit animal-
And yessss…the added romance crap always sucks!! 🤨
Your thumbnail is DOPE!!!🔥🔥🔥
I’ve read Nod and we all died screaming one. Totally agree, feel gross reading them both. They were also on my worst of 2023.
Also, love drunk Jordaline! lol 😂 you’re so funny girly!
Your drink matched the Ugly Love cover! A Coho vlog with a drink (and tongue) to match the color of each cover sounds like a good time to me.
Jordaline, you are the best! I just had the worst day at work, came home and drank right along with you as I watched this video. You made me laugh so hard! You give honest reviews with no sugar coating and I appreciate that. You are not only hilarious but also an amazing person! Thank you for all you do 😺
Listen… Dawes was out there making soup for Alex REGULARLY. That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.
Yassss drunk roast 🤪🥳😂loving the thumbnail 😍this was so funny,glowing rod 🤣,loved it when you said the books should be lost in the woods and burnt 🤣🤣definitely removing these from my tbr especially Jason 😡that berry blast looks 😋 x
The end of this video gives that scene from The Joker when he's doing a wonderful standup comedy performance in his head and is basically laughing maniacally the whole time in real life. I'm here for it.
Actually I never want you to do a positive review again. Only drunk drags going forward.
Not Tiffany everytime😂😂😂
I feel like the algorithm brought me this because you said my name so many times and I am so happy. Lol as a Tiffany, I am not that girl but I did subscribe.
Tiffany rules supreme here
Aaaaaaaaa I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@piyalichowdhury4438 wasn't looking at the screen and was just listening and legit thought someone else said my name the first time lol. Heard it fully the second time and could not stop laughing about being spoken to directly 😂
Ive literally been in a book slump since August and I still am obsessed with your channel lolol even though I'm like... I'm not reading right now. Loving this video.
"I wish every copy of this lied in the woods. In a little pit.... called fire pit!" 😂
You explaining the plot of Ugly Love:
My reaction went from: 😂..🤨😦..🤢
Gosh, I missed your face. I need to rejoin your Patreon now that I’m not working full time. I miss your sprints. Bring all this energy.
I don't normally take books off my tbr if I hear bad reviews (still excited to read Episode Thirteen) but what you said about Hidden Pictures was more than enough to convince me that I'll hateeeee it
The hidden pictures review is everything I’ve ever needed in life 🤣🤣🤣
“Hi, welcome back to my… barbecue” lmao I love you.
another day, another video where i am jumpscared by jordaline saying my name repeatedly as the audience stand in name (i love u)
I've never read a Colleen Hoover book and after this summary - review - I CANNOT!! lol
I seriously love your videos, they bring me so much joy 😄
Happy New Year Jordaline! 🎆🎇🎊🎉🎈🍾🥂 Is that berry blast good?
You are the Kennny J. D. of books❤
dear lord I needed this today! thank you for blessing my timeline with your magnificent, hilarious, giving-me-life commentary.
This is the first video I’ve ever seen of yours… I’m obsessed
To be honest, if there was a retirement home called Old Bitches House I'd sign up to live there right now 🔥
😆 Same!
"Took a shit on his own book"?!?! I am dying 🤣🤣🤣
Drunk Jordaline - Jordaline in general is my person 🤣
I read The Creeper in 2022 and I absolutely despised it, one of the worst books I ever read. The ending wasn't worth it. Glad to see Jordaline spared herself lol
Two player Jumanji 😂😂
I am being very sincere when I say this: I feel like you could do stand up comedy! You absolutely slaaaaaay
girl PREACH. kate alice marshall is one of my all-time favorite authors for her YA novels, and she's testing where she wants to go with adult thrillers and it's....not working yet. what lies in the woods and no one can know both disappointed so heavily, they're some of my lowest rated of their years. if you're ever feeling into a supernatural thriller, do give her YA a try (spooks, horror, lesbians)!! highly recommend these fleeting shadows especially, and the narrow is a close second for my fave. you're iconic, keep being you
Great video. ☕❄️📚🥂🎊
Just found your channel and this is my first video of yours I'm watching... I am definitely subscribing. You are my people. LOL
The way jordaline says called in with such confidence when I think it’s dialled in, has me sent 😂. Also, this is my fav jordaline! Drink, snorts, gags and yaks. Be mine ❤ hahah xx
I have zero desire to read Ugly Love, but this made my day 😅
THE ASMR AT THE BEGINNING 🎉
One of the best videos ever made I’m dying this is wonderful ❤
So funny loved it!! Who is Tiffany? It's funny when you mention her name.
Hell Bent wasn't as good as Ninth House imo either. Ninth House lives rent free in my head. She did make Alex canonically bi with like one throwaway line about Alex and Hellie in bed together. I lived for all the longing she felt for Hellie stretched over the books. I like Darlington as a character but he and Alex don't seem to have much chemistry and Dawes is just too awkward and mousy of a character for me to appreciate. While I did still really enjoy Hell Bent, I can def concede your points!
yesss you get it ugly love was so disturbing and i couldn't get the book out of my house fast enough hahah knew i could always trust you !
I’m not even halfway through this video and i feel confident in saying this is my favorite thing I have ever watched. Love you, Tiffany
the what lies in the woods segment was my fave with the i don't mean tha-- 😯 lmfao i also hated that book
God I can’t wait for the 2024 book roast 😂
Yeah. That thumbnail.🔥❤
I'm not surprised about Hellbent... You seemed super disappointed and frustrated with the book
So glad I didn’t pick up Hidden Pictures 🤢
Nearly all these books I rated super low. Your description of Episode Thirteen was SPOT ON!!!! This was so entertaining 😂 You’re amazing!!❤
No, Jason, no! I’m not really fucking with Jesus right now 😂
Being addressed as Tiffany has made me happier than it should’ve, I think. Lol
Literally my favorite video 😍🤣 my husband and I were dying
this thumbnail is so good 👌🏻
i LIVE for this video every year
Every time you make my day!!!😂
You are so funny
Yassss, I am so here for this video!
We need roasts from you more often 😂
Hidden Pictures aka Dog Whistles the novel 😂
this video is everything to me 🖤
House of Leaves for poor people 😂
I totally agree with you on Riley Sager
I was like “Yass have your opinions” and then you got to The Only One Left and audibly gasped lol
Forever serving.
Hilarious! Thank you! 😂😂😂
We need more tipsy Jordaline videos!
I love you, coke and books. ❤
This made my entire day !!! Also the thumbnail 😂❤
I was recommended this video since I've been watching a loooot of book content. I am 3 minutes in and I'm smashing that sub button because her vibe is on point.
Your drink reminded me of Percy Jackson 😄
"So, that's the first book." I just lost it 😂
Edit: This video was so entertaining.
YES!!!!!!! Ah exhale, now 2024 my proceed! I enjoyed this one!
Haha, I gave What Lies in the Woods, like 4 stars and I did NOT have any memory of the concealer moment until now, and now I’m second guessing my taste. Like, wtf was I thinking 😂😂
13:40 - 13:45 is giving Jennifer Coolidge 🙌
Ever since this video, whether or not booktubers like hidden pictures has been my litmus test for whether I trust them or not lmao.
PERFECTION
Hidden pictures was a hot mess
Noooo. Episode 13 is on my Buzzword reading challenge plan for the year