"There's so much red, white and blue it looks like Captain America projectile vomited all over a GTA map" Gray is getting more creative with these intros
Every graystillplays board ever: " how long would it take for you to finally break down and start crying" that's when you know it's a really good map when graystillplays is miserable
At the beginning, I saw the Pißwasser banner and read "piss water," and just thought that was pretty normal for GTA and Gray without questioning it at all.
Remember when Gray played bad simulator games that let him call his businesses some ridiculously long string of sentences? That's gonna be Gray with the promocodes
Nah its more like a dream where there is a crazy person stabbing you ,but before they do a demon comes out and you THINK you wake up but its a dream in a dream and it happens over and over again until your actually woken up by someone
I had the weirdest dream ever last night. I dreamt that I was in the Chicken Invaders universe, fighting the chickens, avoiding eggs falling over my spaceship and screaming at my rockets to go off, all while Gray providing commentary to his youtube viewers.
I'm surprised that he hasn't already done this; though I have a feeling having verified records of Grey's failures may send him too deep into emotional hell. Something about looking into the abyss and having it look back...
@@sayori3016 My sisters say the employees all have to reuse crap at their work, like masks. Even when they were readily available. The corruption extends not only to patients, but workers as well (at least where they worked).
@@nataliaborys1554 thats what happens when your pink device gets crishedd to another dimension, passing trough succesfully would rather make you happy.
Gray, for a new sims4 video could you make the man family deathly allergic to cats? Other things could work too (like other sims), but I really want spleens and tonsils to be the direct cause this time.
3:42 "This is not how physics works!" But Gray, I thought you said that we don't need physics where we're going. What happened? You literally plugged merch with the quote 'we don't need physics where we're going' yet you go against that. How dare you disrupt the Universal Rule of Gray.
Can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact that Gray's almost at 5 million? Love the content love the videos man good job appreciate all the hard work and effort you put into your craft 👍
"It wasn't really my soul that got crushed, it was my liver!" Oh c'mon, Bud Light isn't gonna sponsor you if you have a GOOD liver! They want it good and broken so they can't take any of the blame!
I will literally never get tired of this mans vivid descriptions of his existential suffering
Never ever!😎😁
Same here
Your eye looks delicious
Yes
@@zeynepzehrasen9038 idk why i thought it was a dog with something over its head and the eye is its nose.
If Boards/Maps had theme songs, this one’s would be the national anthem.. played with a kazoo.
Oh gosh
U got stuff from gray
And gray screaming in the background
I kept waiting to hear "I want to be an American" as sung by Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy. I was disappointed.
Actually I think ShittyFluted did one for the American national anthem-
"There's so much red, white and blue it looks like Captain America projectile vomited all over a GTA map"
Gray is getting more creative with these intros
But the intros are true
Bruh I just heard him say that RIGHT when I spotted your comment
yes, yes he is
Yes
More like captain Porto Rico
The best part about gray, is he doesnt get mad when he falls off the ledge, he just plummets into depression
no, he just delves deeper in masochism
I'm...I'm not sure that's better.
@@TheTriad001 it is
@@ExulInsani he said “soul crushing” as I read that- 😳
@@ExulInsani 👁👄👁 should I be scared-
The fact that he did this board in Trevor’s truck is perfect. Trevor is the Los Santos equivalent of Florida Man.
The fact that gray said he was driving a truck like this back when he was 16 makes it even better.
Seriously?
This comment got my attention.😅
Trevor: WHAT DID THAT STRUCTURE DO TO MY TRUCK?! THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS!
Gray's greatest enemies on GTA V: Trees and Fruit stands
Oh hi gray, I see you hearted this
Don't forget himself
Wowowowowow
Oh we can't forget the one that puts all that together for him.
Satan
@@pokebladeganz4284 horse
Every graystillplays board ever: " how long would it take for you to finally break down and start crying" that's when you know it's a really good map when graystillplays is miserable
Anyways can we talk about how soothing Gray’s voice is. Whenever I have insomnia his videos knock me out tf.
That would be one reason why he nearly has 5 million subs.
Right, Gray is part of my bed time routine.
@@megaravalkyrie6880 i dont go to bed until i see his latest video. always 10-11pm nightly :D
And then UA-cam auto-plays his videos and he gets paid (watch time) while you sleep lol
@@joshstruble1752 we both have profit then and everything is fine except gray just slays more children
Board creators seeing something that pisses off gray
“Write that down!”
“Are you free in the weekend?”
*stares in the distance*
*sheds single tear*
*Eagle screeches in the background*
“I am always free”
Poetic and Patriotic
Gray: “ALMOST die at the corner there...”
The board: “Wait you’re still alive? Let me fix that for you...”
Where was that part
Gray: This is not how physics works
Also Gray: WE DONT NEED PHYSICS WHERE WE’RE GOING
yes
At the beginning, I saw the Pißwasser banner and read "piss water," and just thought that was pretty normal for GTA and Gray without questioning it at all.
Pißwasser is german for piss water. You got the joke 13 years after its conception without realizing you got it.
Same
I don't think people appreciate how perfect the end of Gray's videos are...grab a hard-earned victory, deliver catchphrase, get out.
Remember when Gray played bad simulator games that let him call his businesses some ridiculously long string of sentences? That's gonna be Gray with the promocodes
absolutely "so how long am I allowed to make this?" *creates a short story*
grays florida man power has gone so high that the entire gta map decided to join in
"I tore my entire alphabet" is the best exentuation of suffering ever
“This truck drives like a dream” yeah, a fever dream
Trevor had good taste in vehicles
Nah its more like a dream where there is a crazy person stabbing you ,but before they do a demon comes out and you THINK you wake up but its a dream in a dream and it happens over and over again until your actually woken up by someone
A dream in a coma
It’s greys dream also “maybe the wood will break me”
@@Sam-handwich583 that sounds terrifyingly satisfying
Why is it Gray's relationship with fruit stands reminds me of Avatar Aang's relationship with the cabbage stand and the Cabbage Guy?
"MY CABBAGES!!!"
When gray says “I can save this” you know he will either succeed or you will hear eagle sounds as he falls down to the underworld
Or Snake from Metal Gear Solid screaming.
Probably my favorite quote so far:
" I actually like bananas-but not then they look at me sideways!"
Gray: "I can save this!"
Narrator voice: "he could in fact, only partially save it."
Morgan Freeman: Bonjour
More Sawblades made by satan up my rectum dammit. Graystillplays 2021
I just imagined it in the Hetalia narrator voice
@@thechildrensaccountloveshe3487 wtf
@@thejudgeexecutioner ?
I had the weirdest dream ever last night. I dreamt that I was in the Chicken Invaders universe, fighting the chickens, avoiding eggs falling over my spaceship and screaming at my rockets to go off, all while Gray providing commentary to his youtube viewers.
Did your rocket take off in the end?
Any psychologists here?
wonderful.
Make a game out of it.
That sounds like a great dream!
I would love to see grey try the restoration potion loop in Skyrim. It lets you one punch dragons and literally just add zeros to everything.
Petition number 2 for gray to put a timer and a fail count for us to appreciate how much he put a effort for a gta impossible challenge
I'm surprised that he hasn't already done this; though I have a feeling having verified records of Grey's failures may send him too deep into emotional hell. Something about looking into the abyss and having it look back...
@@deltacharlieecho4732 sheesh
Fall Count: Rookie...numbers...
@@kenthuskuy sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
I love when grey does this: No NO NO! YES! NO NO NO
When?
*sobs*
@@Ari-hl9sr somewhere at preety much start of the video when he was falling of something i don t want to search now for that moment
@@Ari-hl9sr anytime he's almost about to fall (but somewhat saveable)
2:07
4:50
Gray: "DON'T GET CRUSHED!"
Closed Captions: "you'll get crushed"
The closed captions actually predicted it
Gray’s about ready to get a restraining order against that tree. I can feel it. 😆
3:13. Brings back surpressed memories
exactly, Gray you ok buddy?
@@thesalamanders8740 it's gray when is he not ok LOL just kidding
8:07 "Perfect, and I even didn't die." Gray's daily end of day affirmation.
"I never thought being an American would be so painful" Clearly you've never gone to the hospital
The health system is corrupt
@@sayori3016 we have the worst of all worlds! Not capitalist, not socialist, 100% corrupt.
@@sayori3016 My sisters say the employees all have to reuse crap at their work, like masks. Even when they were readily available.
The corruption extends not only to patients, but workers as well (at least where they worked).
Laughs in american with free healthcare
If you think healthcare is bad now, just wait until it becomes free. It will be the next coming of hell on earth.
"okay I see a checkpoint and lots of fire, I am highly concerned"
Yeah, it would be kind weird if you weren't 😅
That's a normal video
Really, it's weird that he IS concerned.
Then am I weird?
completly normal video
3:08 "Are those bullet holes?" Yes, they're there to complement the ammo cans in the bed of the truck.
I feel like if the sky had a health bar, Gray would be the only person to find a way to find an excuse to burn the clouds
"Whats the state bird of Florida?"
*Reginald has entered the chat*
"National bird of Florida"
Yup
Now gray knows how to penetrate trough pulsating sphincteric holes without crushing his pink device.
@James Reierstad sound perfectly fine for me. After all, who wouldnt want to be able to do that without failure.
I... I'm torn between laughing and dying
@@nataliaborys1554 thats what happens when your pink device gets crishedd to another dimension, passing trough succesfully would rather make you happy.
Tree:shows up in the most unexpected place
Grey:he's just standing there MENECINGLY
You need a shirt that says "this is fine" with Florida man on fire.
Florida Man’s Natty Lite on fire
Perfect.
Then on the back it says "Alcohol Is For Floridians."
yes
@@burgerfries0 AMAZING
8:01 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 idk why but that made my day!
Gray is like the funniest dad I've never had 😂
That damn tree is a✨S T A L K E R ✨ it wants you to bare its fruit 🤣🤣🤣
Disgusting take my like and leave.
There might be a seed of truth in that comment..... :-P
@@matthewberry7206 pun intended?
Someone really needs to make a compilation of the various sounds he's made-
"Every Graystillplays grunt"
But the big question: would it also get age-restricted just like MJ?
@@MixZTitaniumDubstep can you send a link? I can't find it
I don't think I've been so early before but that truck is already giving me an aneurysm. Let's go!
Makes sense, as it looks like Trevor's truck after being left out in the sun too long
A GrayStillPlays victory: "And I even didn't _die!"_
Gray:"I didn't know being American was so painful!"
Me: Gray, painful doesn't even begin to discribe it
As an American I can confirm.
ME TOO BECAUSE I SUFFER EVRY DAY OF MY LIFE
Same!
1:35 In Soviet union, wood breaks through you.
Gray, for a new sims4 video could you make the man family deathly allergic to cats? Other things could work too (like other sims), but I really want spleens and tonsils to be the direct cause this time.
So far, youve got 203 comments on gras channel, nice job
1:14 "Man I gotta tell ya', O H G A W D"
I get genuinely sad when Grey crys cause you can just hear the pain so much-
gray thinks if he screams no repeatedly,mit’ll do something.
it’s absolutely hilarious
Clicked faster than gray could say NOT TODAY SATAN
Not very fast I guess ಠಗಠ
@Vlogs fun and more!
3:18 (reginaldness intensifies)
Top 3 best quotes of all time
3 hasta la vista baby
2 ill be back
1 not today SATAN
Honorable mention: Well what do you know, back to the beginning!
At 12:50 the genuine cry of relief and accomplishment.
3:42
"This is not how physics works!"
But Gray, I thought you said that we don't need physics where we're going. What happened? You literally plugged merch with the quote 'we don't need physics where we're going' yet you go against that. How dare you disrupt the Universal Rule of Gray.
Keyword going we aren't there yet the insanity hasn't reached maximum capacity
"This is not how physics works!"
**WE DONT NEED PHYSICS WHERE WE'RE GOING-**
Everytime Gray releases a video I will add an A. Ah
Petition for gray to bring back sims and add 2 new family members al chohall and Mary wana
Signed
Signed
I agree
Signed
Signed
13:03
This tree’s like “How did you enjoy my most recent Picasso, Gray?”
“Well, I’m sterile now, does that answer your question?”
What the hell my fellow GraystillPlays fans. Where's my "Wiener Beater" 7:45 comment. That was golden when Gray said it
“I guess This Means I Have To Die” is the name of my autobiography.
It’s admirable how gray goes through this bulls*** just to produce entertaining content
Yea
This video is 10x better with the song "America f*ck yeah!!" In the background on loop
Petition for Gray to link the board in the description of the video.
5:59 when doofenschmirtz doesn’t have anymore inators
Save me I am sick and my soul is dead he’ll let me watch this
We've seen each other before
🙂
Sheshhhhh
Another map where Gray finishes first because he's the ONLY ONE to ever get past the half point !
Watching this man's perpetual suffering fills me with joy and inspiration.
gray at 3:10: are those bullet holes because those look like bullet holes and brings back so memories.
Me: Its all coming together now
“I tore my entire alphabet at this point” is an amazing line
Month 5 of asking gray for a new Sims and species playthrough. You need to check your spleens and tonsils
I second this
Also add 2 new sims to the family Al Chohal and Mary Wana
@@bowerpower2160 U r truely correct.
And make an episode showing how things have devolved since he was away.
I third this
I really want to see gray play some difficult trackmania maps
Gray: Thats my liver getting crushed.
Other Floridians: Wait... he still has a liver?
Other Floridians: ROOKIE NUMBERS!!!
I feel like since Gray tried so hard to keep the colony of “Oxygen Not Included” alive, he should go back and try to break the game.
I would love to see other full game playthroughs from gray
The cheesey 70's game show music on the shipping containers was the perfect touch
4:29 Ah yes, speaking fluent whale. Dory would be proud!
That ending was hilarious. “And we have a win...oh...a winner!!!!”
The more I listen to those videos, the sadder I get that I didn't learn how to drive in Florida
It is always a great day when gray suffers, but also it is always a great day when he makes all his interesting analogies for his suffering
every video of gray is just him getting pissed off and him pissing off physics and science.
Gray should have a shirt that says “AND WE HAVE A CHECKPOINT!” On it with the gta checkpoint sign
7:15 almost stays on
I don't think gray ever finds a way to disappoint me.
Tickles the piss out of me when gray dose his panic mantra to get acrossed!
"This is not how physics works!"
But Gray, you said we didn't need physics where we're going.
I got an ad for a meditation app before I could watch the video
*Yeah pretty sure Gray can use a sheeshload of meditation*
Can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact that Gray's almost at 5 million? Love the content love the videos man good job appreciate all the hard work and effort you put into your craft 👍
I love gray is literally so good at everything, like everything
How he doesn't rage quit is admirable.👏🏻
3:33 hahahahahahha XD
As soon as I see that notification U know I'm clicking on it
still waiting for the day where Gray says “we don’t need *PAIN* where we’re going”
5:30 The obstacle that represents America's painful tradition of circumcision.
I could physically feel the pain during this map.
What is that rock instrumental at 6:27??
Man I wish I knew too, I couldn't help but to start headbangin at greys delicious choice of musical taste.
"It wasn't really my soul that got crushed, it was my liver!" Oh c'mon, Bud Light isn't gonna sponsor you if you have a GOOD liver! They want it good and broken so they can't take any of the blame!
yes
It looks like he haven’t too much fun.
We need to make even harder boards.
"Maybe I am supposed to break the wood"
2 seconds later:
"Oh I guess the wood will break me"
* Soviet Russia Anthem Plays*
I saw that subtle switch to the controller at 11:36 hah. That's how you know it was a bad obstacle