LGR - Extreme Boards & Blades - PC Game Review
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- Опубліковано 19 бер 2014
- The worst game ever made? I say this genuinely has a shot at claiming that title. This is one horrid mess of a "skating simulation"...
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Developer #1: We must add a Ska soundtrack!
Developer #2: What's "Ska"?
Developer #1: ...everything!
***** Pretty much!
Xane Myers developer #2: nah we need an EXTREME ska soundtrack
developer #1: how can we do that
developer #2: we add all the sounds that have ever been heard by humans since they first walked the earth
***** developer #1: how about an extreme garage band
Or some kind of Captain fuckin Beefheart cover band
Looked like it said "Exclusively Fucked by POWERBAR"
Believe it or not, but you can actually find the soundtrack to this game on Bandcamp. The band that did most of the music in the game is a terrible garage rock band called pferd. They actually refer to themselves as "comedy" music, but I consider it "Oh my God! Why did I have to search for this shit to see if it actually existed!? I wish I was dead!" music.
Comedy music? That sounds like a bad excuse: "It's comedy, it's supposed to sound bad." Yeah right.
Mr. Futago and what's funnier is most comedy bands produce actual good music! just look at lonely island or ninja sex party.
Your gangsta tripping, they are fucking great! It’s like if Jesus lizard, dk and primus had a week long coke-binge and then never spoke to each other again
@@yenee94 Don't forget Tower of Fire
So its not Ska, LIES!!!!!
"Exclusively fueled by Powerbar."
...despite also being fueled by Mountain Dew and Runnin Tough...
The writing in the back cover is so bad, that "fueled" looks like "fucked"...
...but who fucked the game was Silverfish...
@@bloodstaindew1888 that's bestiality
Fun Fact: This is the only English speaking channel that covered this game.
I don't know why but I burst out laughing upon reading that fact.
What other languages has this been covered in, anyways? Heck, in fact, I am wondering: what if this is what the French or the Spanish talk about in the same way us English speakers talk about Superman 64?
"Les Claypool and The Melvins covering Anthrax songs while tweaking out on meth".
I'd listen to that.
Well do I have the skateboarding video game soundtrack for you!
"That's why I was a little taken aback to find that Boards & Blades actually manages to deliver a fair dose of fun - though not necessarily for the long run, and not necessarily for everyone. But at least it works as it should"
- GameSpot 5.5/10
My jaw dropped when I read that when researching this game. Just... how? Were they even playing the same game?
I get the sneaking suspicion that GameSpot was taking bribes from Head Games.
@@isalt5 I mean if you're right and they did they still gave the 'game' a 5.5, which means even the biggest bribe can't get it to at least a six!
In fairness, this game was made before Tony Hawk set the standard. They probably didn’t know it could get far better than this.
I've never heard LGR so pissed off in one episode...
that's why I keep wishing that LGR will review more awful games for fun videos like this.
Nearly AVGN, just needed a thousand more curses and diarrhoea references.
Two Words: Head Games
hes really starting to get a case of AVGN syndrome isn't he?
This game would fit right in on Steam Greenlight.
Alex Czarnecki Nah. It too good for greenlight.
And compared to the trash from steam direct it's a masterpiece.
Glad that in the years since you wrote this that the standards have lowered
Head Games is gonna be your LJN, isn't it?
Was searching for some avgn reference
Why africa ?
Your practice mode running gag will never get old.
8 years on and it's still not old!
practice mooooode
"Freeee climb, baby!"
Johannes Koch Goin' at it alooone.
fountainhead Johannes Koch lmull3 Threads like these please me. My work is done.
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balls yeah
dee dee dee
Anybody noted the "Mountian Dew" typo at the back cover?
What next, Shakespeare misspelled as Shazepear?
_"Mountain Dew presents..."_ < this alone made me laugh.
Or Mountian Dew according to who made the back cover.
This game and Mountain Dew have much in common...
it's quite telling when only THPS5 also had Mountain Dew ads ^^
Let me get this right. Activision, published both this and the Tony Hawk series? WHAT!!??
I must say, looking at it, skateboard physics must be quite a complex thing to pull off in a game, the way they use inertia to defy gravity briefly to achieve tricks. It must take some very clever programming.
But this is terrible, they can't even get the proportions right, look at how huge the stairs and benches are compared to your character.
Speaking of which, I've got a unfinished press copy of the original Tony Hawk's somewhere, literally unfinished, like some levels are only half complete, so you'd suddenly fall off into the abyss. 'll have to dig it out and do a video on it someday.
Larry it's been 4 years and I've been on an intense THPS kick lately. Pls give us that juicy beta footage
Yo Larry, my man, how's that Tony Hawk video coming along?
Larry...?
LARRY
Why did LGR delete its reply to Larry's comment? What was its content? The people must know!
I didn't know theses guys made Tony Hawk 5?! XD
They were both published by Activision, which famously rushed tony hawk 5 out the door to make a bit more money on the license. I'm shocked this isn't even a joke lol
Pro Skater 5 is a bit meh. If you want some true classics, try the 1st and 2nd.
I think I used to own Extreme Paint Brawl. The game was impossible to play. The texture graphics and frame rate glitched up so much, it was bound to give someone a seizure.
Hello, Nate.
***** Hi :)
Hi Nate
It would be cool to see LGR Review that.
Yo Nate !
Clearly these guys know what TRUE ska is. This whole time I've been lied to. Curse you, Reel Big Fish.
"Hitting rock bottom of games released on shelves."
I'm suddenly tempted to ask you to do Limbo of the Lost. It is somehow EVEN WORSE than this.
Please help me!
After watching this video, whenever I walk up a flight of stairs or steep uphill I get launched up in the air at 50 mph once I reach the top!
Pretty sure that ain't supposed to happen.
but none of that was ska
Gibs Exactly.
+Gibs Whilst I quite liked what I heard in LGR's review (I enjoy sloppy and somewhat bonkers punk music) I concur that it certainly _isn't_ ska music.
I do not even know what "ska" is.
A mixture of rap, rock, and reggae. Like Sublime.
Punk with trumpets, being reductive.
I don't remember any of those issues when I played this as a kid. I thought the game was reasonably passable. I may not have been a smart kid.
Same here. I remember the controls being confusing but eventually got the hang of. I also remember the weird running thing, but honestly that was one of the most fun aspects of the game.
Also, I love responding to 8yr old youtube comments.
It sounds like they misspelled Skat music.
I had to watch this again for various reasons and yknow what? I think they *actually* misspelled skat music XD
Man I love this era lgr.. classic one liners “snorting a bucket of sand 🤣🤣” and an overall tone of “I couldn’t give a shit” snarkiness. Love it..
That ending......PRICELESS.
You NEED to start off the Boards and Blades 2 review with "O Fortuna" just to prepare the viewers for the sheer horror they will face....heh heh heh.
Oh, and the five dislikes are probably from former Head Games employees.
7:20 - THEBB? (Tony Hawk’s Extreme Boards and Blades)
A little late to the party on this one...I chuckled when I noticed the lanky gentleman half out of frame (and focus for that matter) is Tony Hawk. A picture of the Birdman mid varial-flip with the Activision logo plastered next to him had me at THPS before I realized this isn’t that. I feel like the very image they cut him out of is used on one of the real tony hawk pro skater box arts somewhere...that could just be how synonyms Hawk and Activision have become to me.
"Wait what the F***?!' Best reaction ever.
When he says "Where were they thinking!?", I thought of AVGN. lol
Man. I remember my grandma buying me this game at KB Toys when I was a child. I was so excited to visit her once a weekend because she would buy me some cheap PC video game to play on her cheap PC. This was one of the games, along with Total Annihilation. It's nice to load these games up time to time to take a trip back. I miss and love you grandma.
Clint, you found the holy grail of pure crabness. Maybe you beat AVGN's Big Rigs with this Satan's creation. AND THERE IS A SEQUEL?!? WFT?!? Why, Jesus, why? (But show it, please) ;-)
OhNoNotMyPenis *Everyone* did a review of Big Rigs before AVGN. AVGN very rarely touches PC games.
I unfortunately had to experience the horror of this game during christmas day... Some of my family must have been playing a prank on me. To make it worse, it was a double pack with this and Extreme paintbrawl. Christmas is forever scarred! :'(. One interesting thing to note was my version didn't have the Mountain Dew sponsorship, though it might be because mine was a UK copy?
My favorite review second only to Lawnmower. For the love of everything, please do the sequel!
Extreme watersports sounds like a heck of a game!
I love how when the guy falls off his board he just curls up like. "...Can you please turn the game off now...it hurts for you to play..but I LIVE in this world....end my pain..."
Man, I love Ska! Nine Inch Nails is my favorite Ska-band!!
Another great video. You remind me a lot of an old friend so it makes it doubly entertaining to watch.
Out of curiosity will you be reviewing banished? It definitely looks your style.
Yes, review the second one! We love your pain! I mean, intelligent dissection of questionable electronic entertainment programs.
>Extreme Watersports
NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!
It's about time they made a game for my fetish.
I haven't laughed so hard today since I watched Robbaz rip Bob's eyes out with pens.
I think they meant in the back that this was "The best skat."
Skat man John
*I'M A SCATMAN*
From Silverfish website:
"The SilverFish team specialise in Serious Games and consists of a team of highly talented games programmers and in-house animators and artists."
EXTREMELMFAO
+mipmipmipmipmip WHILE WATCHING WWE, BROTHER!
I misread the "Exclusively Fueled by PowerBar" as "Exclusively Fucked by PowerBar", which had me relieved at first, as I hope no-one would intercourse with this game in fear of new undiscovered super-STDs.
Great review and you have to the next too.. By The way was looking at the background and I saw a game called Assassin(0.22) have you ever reviewed that one?? I remember playing it back in the day..
"Internet reviewer hyperbole aside, though..." This made me LOL hard
Holy shit dude, your stuff is getting better and better! I hope you get the recognition you deserve
"Oh my word, what happened to your head" Made me bust a gut a few times over, terrific work.
I can think of one redeeming feature of this game, and that is without it we would never have got this review. You are a funny guy Clint, have you ever done any stand up or script writing, as you have a real gift, some of your analogies are great.
"This game is the suck" 😂 I had this game. Actually still have the disc!
Its not meant to be played on newer computers either. On a slower computer this game was actually pretty sick.
It is definitely an 'original' Ska soundtrack.
'original' 'Ska'
seems that Activision loves to poop shitty Skateboarding Games on the Market again, looking at THPS5
And TH Ride.
This is really weird considering Activision published the Tony Hawk games.
Well in here at least collision detection works, sometimes, unlike Big Rigs
Your new background music kicks ass. Love it.
Not gonna lie, The Melvins with Les Claypool tweaking on meth covering Anthrax is something I am definitely interested in seeing happen.
Clint, I've watched many of your reviews, and I have to say...
I don't think I've ever heard you just unleash so much hate on a game. Normally you at least give even a tiny bit of credit for something, but this. Wow. I didn't know you had it in you!
Appreciated the Melvins comparison even though this is an older video 👍
0:47 "exclusively fuelled by PowerBar" well the Mountain Dew logo to the left proves that that's bs
PowerBar? Oh you must be going rock climbing
TO THE XTREME
3:41 - Holy shit, look at the top of that ramp, how does that even HAPPEN?!! WTF??!
Please do the 2nd one. I want to see how bad it is!
your profile pic is soooooo cute
Thank you! :3
Maybe they thought Ska was an abbreviation for skate.
Your videos are like a god damn time machine Clint. So many of them take me back to a better place and time when life was good and video games looked like dogshit. We were so oblivious, good times!
Christmas 2000 I asked for Tony hawk's pro skater 2 and got this. Needless to say I wasn't a happy 9 year old.
I remember buying this game and popping it into my computer. I gave up after the first 10 minutes when the controls began to piss me off. xD Terrible times the 90's were at times.
What? I used to ride a skateboard when I was younger! This is EXACTLY what it was like!
Exactly! Especially the part when you would get off the skateboard and were able to travel 1.2 times the speed of light just by walking casually. Ah, good times back then. Good times..
Cute avatar! Are you a cute like me, mya~?
***** What's "a cute"?
2:26 Oh my god... I finally found Jessica Hyde
I want the "Practice Mode" voice and "Free ride, baby" voice from the sequel as soundbites to use as phone ringtones and for video. I could have so much from with that!
After or before reviewing boards and blades 2, can you do a review of the game Interstate 76. I saw you had it installed on one of your computers a few reviews back.
Very funny review :D. Please review a Tony Hawk game, doesn't matter which one it is but I really wanna see you play Tony Hawk!
Hey Clint, what is that music you play at 2:25 (the skater with the head injury)?
Sad Violin 10 hours
Thank you so much! I've been trying to find it for ages.
Fun Fact: this game came out on my fifth birthday. That year I got a PS1 game called "street sk8er" (yes the 8 is suppose to be there). It was a simple skating game with some ska tunes in the soundtrack. While one could easily argue the game aged poorly, you can at least still have a little fun with it today....more so than this game, which you could never have fun with.
I had this game. It came free with something or there was some promotional incentive behind it. Maybe it was $5 with a Mountain Dew UPC or something along those lines. I swear there was no way I or my parents bought this game for $25.
Easily one of the best reviews to date imo. Big Rigs deserves a full review as well I believe....
I love your description of the soundtrack. Except the melvins and Les Claypool covering Anthrax songs while being high on meth is actually a good idea. I mean, ever hear of Fantomas?
In the middle of your review I thought "I rather play the latest Tony Hawk games than that!" and near the end you said it yourself. :D
But seriously, is there anyone who actually likes the "Extreme" games?
I actually spent a lot of time back as a kid trying to play boards and blades 2, if I remember right it actually worked pretty well, but I wasn't able to play it how it should have been due to an under specced laptop. Would love to see a review of the second.
Les Claypool and The Melvins getting together and covering Anthrax songs while tweaking on meth would probably end up with a better soundtrack. Les Claypool actually has a background in thrash metal. It's not very well known that he played bass in a thrash band called Dark Angel before starting Primus.
Extreme Blading: The Ric Flair Simulator.
Woooooo!
You have GOT to review the other game, and see if it is actually any different to this one. I strongly suspect it won't be, and that it will be the same game with different menus... (randomly copying comment across with minor tweaks because I am lazy as well! :p)
3:42 ....Holy fuck the top of those ramps are pointier than the great pyramids.
I didn't expect you to mention The Melvins. Great band. The "ska" soundtrack, on the other hand... I found their full album that's featured in the "game." Listen to this and weep. pferd1.bandcamp.com/album/every-now-and-then-you-put-a-bullet-through-your-mind
Big Rigs: Throw the truck into reverse and accelerate to infinity.
Boards and Blades: Get off the board and accelerate to infinity.
Les Claypool and The Melvins covering Anthrax songs sound like it would be amazing.
Would you do a review of Fast Food Tycoon 1 or 2, or Anno 1602/1602 AD? :D
1:36 should be an silverfish painted silver
I really enjoy your videos, especially the oddware series. Hope you can do more of those. Looking forward to the review of the sequel.
Should you review Boards and Blades II?
Do ursidae defecate in herbaceous areas?
The "exclusively fueled by powerbar" DEFINITELY looked like "exclusively fucked by powerbar"
You fucking have to review Extreme Boards & Blades 2 now.
Also, you know you've got a problem when your game's physics engine makes Big Rigs look like fucking Havok.
I als noticed that, befitting the game, Silverfish decided to have their name written in MS Comic Sans on the credits screen.
Watch it here! LGR - Boards & Blades 2 - PC Game Review
Lazy Game Reviews Ah, thanks! :)
Dude my jaw dropped when I saw that you had the Nocturne PC game behind you. I loved that game but it always crapped out on my earlier computers, now it sort of runs on my current one but it plays wonky. like the floor would be missing or other garbage like that.
the song at 8:12... During the credits - is that from this game?
Very unsettling. And yes Hamboney would be delighted to see the 2nd!
Yup, all the music in this video is from the game!
Extreme watersport is so kinky
No, Extreme ROCKCLIMBING is kinky!
Honestly, as soon as I saw "Ska Soundtrack" on the case (Or aka "White Reggae" ) I would've bailed. But watching this video is righteously hilarious. This is like T. Hawk's Pro Skater for 12-yr olds who still wear Pull-Ups. And for showing this travesty to the world, we thank you! :)
Damn man, you were in top-form for this video. Those metaphors were brilliant. XD
This game hurts to look at
I had this as a kid and I found B&B2 at a Goodwill today. Lol.
You have to review the second one... And I don't know if I said this before but I'm loving your new style with those funny edits.
where does the "practice mode" sound clip come from?
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Did they choose SKA, because.. SKAteboards?
LOL, The music is like les claypool and the melvins on meth... I have to hear that