@@apinkandwhitehouse I overstated. Kiwi eggs are more like 15% of their weight, possibly getting up to 20%. And sometimes the mothers will soak themselves in water to relieve the pain they get in. Thankfully the baby can survive two and a half weeks on the yolk alone and after is ready to hunt for earthworms.
when he went 🗣️🥝 i felt life flash before my eyes, his words were so deep, especially when he eventually said 🗣️🥝 once more, i quickly burst into tears
sent this to my sister who loves kiwis, and might as well just be one in a human suit, and she jokingly said "cant believe they didnt acknowledge the hellish screech of female kiwis" to which i said "that would be death metal"
Ironically, as a new zealander (where kiwis are native to) a nickname for other new zealanders between ourselves is kiwis! So tell your sister it isn’t impossible to become a human kiwi lol
Fun fact: the albino kiwi at 1:01 and 1:03 is Manukara, the only albino kiwi that has been kept in captivity! She used to be in a zoo but she passed away in 2020.( rip ❤) Ik this isn’t super interesting but I thought bc I know that I might as well make a comment about it. 🥝
it isn't actually albino but a gene that makes it white instead of brown, albinos have red eyes while this one does not and her parents both had the recessive genes to produce a white kiwi
Tbf it was more like usual instead of less drama that happened around the Internet year's ago nor was it a simple place tbh but hey at least there still simpler stuff that is happening nowadays in my opinion
it was more spread out & less used, rather than less drama. it's always been a place to start arguments & large issues over stuff. but i get what u mean as cute meme posts like this were common
if you were to show me a kiwi when my age only had one digit, i wouldn't believe this was a real animal, and i still can't, i find it so interesting how... they just LOOK like that, you'd think they're from some fantasy book or something, does anyone else feel the same way as me?
Kiwis are the soul of my heart they are so cute! I am proud to have this only thing in NZ 🇳🇿 (Māori) Ko nga Kiwi te wairua o toku ngakau he tino ataahua! E whakahīhī ana ahau ki tēnei mea anake i Aotearoa 🇳🇿
It’s great that people all over the world share our love of them but God it’s so hard not to gatekeep them - like, No! He’s special and only us kiwis can truly love them and marvel at their beauty!! 🥲
this is one of those songs I am not gonna delete from my tab selection eventhough it consists of more than 300 tabs but being one of the tabs I actually remember from the 1000s I actually have over the multiple browsers. amen to kiwi sounds, they are a reason to work hard for so I can hear these creatures irl. Thank you for opening my mind
I've heard kiwi eggs are something like 25% of the mother's weight. So they deserve a little song in praise of them.
The Qiwi mother also did this to their mother.
Jeez I did the math and that's the equivalent of me having a 43 lb (19.5 kg) baby.
@@apinkandwhitehouse DAMN
@@apinkandwhitehouse I overstated. Kiwi eggs are more like 15% of their weight, possibly getting up to 20%. And sometimes the mothers will soak themselves in water to relieve the pain they get in. Thankfully the baby can survive two and a half weeks on the yolk alone and after is ready to hunt for earthworms.
google kiwi egg size in comparison to their body, the egg takes up like 80% of the kiwis body brah....😢
I cry when he says "🥝"
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤
«🥝»
-Kiwi
when he went 🗣️🥝 i felt life flash before my eyes, his words were so deep, especially when he eventually said 🗣️🥝 once more, i quickly burst into tears
*_*C H I R P *_*
happy 600 likes
my body has this reaction to cute things which basically gives me an uncontrollable urge to cry, my mom walked in on me crying to a video about kiwis
I wonder what your mother thought about you
this also happens to me😭
You are tired and hungry, is what that means
💀💀
Bro I have the same exact thing too 😂😂
Can We all agree that kiwi birds are the underrated birds , lovely , cute and best?
Can you imagine that this smol round boi is the closest living relative of giant moa, the biggest bird to ever exist?
YESS
Yes them and timberodoodles
YES >:D
Sure, damm it
See you when this eventually blows up in 7 years
I hope he doesnt forget me when he's big 😭😭😭😭😭im his number 1 fan ever
Me too
Thats truly man, tribute to anomalocaris is an example
See you in 2031!
Cya
Sounds like a rhythm heaven level song
Round of applause for this kiwi that composed such a brilliant song.
Thank you!
“round” of applause ;)
sent this to my sister who loves kiwis, and might as well just be one in a human suit, and she jokingly said "cant believe they didnt acknowledge the hellish screech of female kiwis" to which i said "that would be death metal"
Ironically, as a new zealander (where kiwis are native to) a nickname for other new zealanders between ourselves is kiwis! So tell your sister it isn’t impossible to become a human kiwi lol
I like how you can tell these noises are from a male kiwi because the females sound VERY different
GRAAAAAEEE
Fun fact: the albino kiwi at 1:01 and 1:03 is Manukara, the only albino kiwi that has been kept in captivity! She used to be in a zoo but she passed away in 2020.( rip ❤) Ik this isn’t super interesting but I thought bc I know that I might as well make a comment about it. 🥝
it isn't actually albino but a gene that makes it white instead of brown, albinos have red eyes while this one does not and her parents both had the recessive genes to produce a white kiwi
@@Cringasaurusi can back this up! The white kiwi is not an albino, just very rare. There was a book abt it a couple years ago i think
Oh yeah that's pretty interesting.
that is very interesting thank you, rest in peace Manukara
That Kiwi was leucistic.
This song brings me back to when the Internet was a simple place with less drama.
Me too
Tbf it was more like usual instead of less drama that happened around the Internet year's ago nor was it a simple place tbh but hey at least there still simpler stuff that is happening nowadays in my opinion
@@TheSoundCrafterCompanygood for you but l'm just being honest there was stuff around that wasn't simple years ago
it was more spread out & less used, rather than less drama. it's always been a place to start arguments & large issues over stuff. but i get what u mean as cute meme posts like this were common
this is what life is all about
You're probably right.
I FUCKING LOVE KIWI BIRDS
SAME
Let's go!
but i hate Fhuttershy
@@SHANELEVINSON i don't care
My opinion my town
What a solid banger. Blessed by the algorythm!
What a solid banger indeed!
0:08 Okay but this sound makes me so damn happy 😭
Kiwis are so Cute and Adorable!
The Long Beak and Feet’s are so cute coming out of a FLOOF BALL!
Oh man, I love that this STILL is what UA-cams all about.
Why does this bring me so much joy
i never realized how much i really love kiwis until now
they're precious little critters
When kiwi song comes up in your recommended feed, it means it's time to go to bed.
Words cannot describe the beauty of this song
this kiwi song makes me feel very
Kiwi rap goes hard
where is the monsterous screech that they do to protect territories
That's what females do this is made of male calls
That's actually the female screech, the sample used in the song is from a male.
@@tonkinthehanoian1843 damn
Kiwi is the bird equivalent of guinea pigs, just a blob of fluff
why does this actually sound so cute
You did an absolutely phenomenal job with this. amazing work!
I love them.
I love you for making this song.
Thank you.
I’m very glad youtube only waited 4 months instead of 4 years to show this masterpiece to me
the entire nation of australia really went silent after this banger by DJ Kiwi dropped
I hope youtube suddenly recommends this to everyone in 8 years
if you were to show me a kiwi when my age only had one digit, i wouldn't believe this was a real animal, and i still can't, i find it so interesting how... they just LOOK like that, you'd think they're from some fantasy book or something, does anyone else feel the same way as me?
exactly!! like HOW DO THEY HAVE WHISKERS AND WHY ARE THEY SO SPHERE THEYRE SO GOSH DAMN CUTE AUUURGHHH
@@dearily_fnaf. You should look at every other bird in New Zealand. Try not to die
I don’t know why this was recommended to me but it made me very happy to see this poofball with dinosaur feet!
It's the first time I've heard the sound of a kiiwi...AND IT'S EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL!
Same. The little squeak IS SO CUTE🥲
this song changed my life
As a New Zealander this brings tears to my eyes
見た目も可愛いのに、鳴き声までこんなに可愛かったの！？
後ろで流れてる曲もいいけど、キーウィがやばすぎる
1:04 this is the cuttest thing i've seen ever
kiwi bird my beloved
This is the best video I have ever seen in this entire universe and I will cherish it for the rest of my life
Facts king, spit your shit indeed
I've never heard such a wonderful melody...
The internet was created for this
I want to hug one!! 🥰
Removed my anxiety. Ready for bed now 🫡
this is now my sleep music it goes so unbelievably hard thank you
I’m crying I LOVE KIWIS
❤❤❤ is melting my heart is so cute 🥰😍😘
The kiwi's wise words:
"🥝" -Kiwi Bird 2024
🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝🥝!!!! :3
This,this had no reason to exist. But it did.
Im happy.
"Guys will see this and be like 'hell yeah' "
Hell yeah
This is gonna blow up
This is going to go viral.
At school I made a thing called kiwi village(I stopped doing it ,it might come back tho)and now this is the national anthem for it
This is why kiwis are my favourite animals
i unironically play this almost everyday i just love how relaxed and cute it is
Didn't know kiwi could spit bars like that 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥🔥🔥🔥
Kiwis are meowing like a kitten it make cry so much🥺🥺🥺🥺
May not be the biggest bird, but it is the bestest
Fun fact: their closest relatives are literally the biggest bird; the now extinct elephant birds.
"Hrrr."
-Kiwi
he has such a way with words
So cute so cute co cute so cute ❤
I'm a big fan of kiwis they're so cute makes me so happy
Kiwis look like they shouldn’t exist, but they do and it’s the best thing ever
My favorite part was when he said "🥝"
ITS SO BEAUTIFUL,WHEN HE SAYS 🥝,OMG
I’m so glad I live in the same country as these lil guys
Say hello to them from all of us.
Wtf is this song an original it sounds so good, like ace attorney or something 😭
i did indeed make the song, glad you like it
Best bird receives a song that's actually kinda fire, dropping bars??
Kiwis are the soul of my heart they are so cute! I am proud to have this only thing in NZ 🇳🇿
(Māori)
Ko nga Kiwi te wairua o toku ngakau he tino ataahua! E whakahīhī ana ahau ki tēnei mea anake i Aotearoa 🇳🇿
Start of song: normal middle of song: Ok ending of song: mischievous
A kiwi (bird) eating a kiwi (fruit) is cannibalism😭😭
As a new zealander, im proud to have this thing in only our country. Is so freaking cute 👹👺👹👺👹👺 🇳🇿
It’s great that people all over the world share our love of them but God it’s so hard not to gatekeep them - like, No! He’s special and only us kiwis can truly love them and marvel at their beauty!! 🥲
The Kiwi God has approved this amazing song
This song is so beautiful that i can’t comprehend it
New Zealander here, I LOVE kiwis
this video is really really good. i smiled when i watched it and i liked when it made the "!" noise
I got a McDonald's ad right after this 😭 the final kiwi turned into a McChicken before my very eyes
NOOOOO
I can’t express the amount of perfection that is in this one video 🥹🥹🥹
I love kiwi birds they’re so cute and I was jamming to this song 😂
Why hasn't this song gotten an essay on it yet.
this is one of those songs I am not gonna delete from my tab selection eventhough it consists of more than 300 tabs but being one of the tabs I actually remember from the 1000s I actually have over the multiple browsers. amen to kiwi sounds, they are a reason to work hard for so I can hear these creatures irl. Thank you for opening my mind
We making it out the New Zeland Podocarp forest with this one.
Dogs are just getting weirder and weirder looking
Remember me when your famous,
I already know that one day this will get over 100M views
See y’all when this blows up 7 years later XD
Watch this become the next viral meme trend. Mark my words, it WILL happen.
Kwi my beloved
I love kiwis
MAN THE KIWI SOUND I CANT I NEED TO SEE A KIWI IRL
0% clickbait
0% irrelevant ad
0% made in china intro ted talk
100% Kiwi
Who needs big artists like Justin Bieber, and Olivia Rodrigo when this boi can make art with kiwis
This bird is my soul animal. :3 Love the song
It's like a chicken mixed with an echidna.
I like the part where the song was like “🥝”
i needed this in my life, thank you so much
I love love love this video so much! It almost hurts how cute it is help
they’re so rotund, they must be like potato chips to predators
it’s a marvel that something evolved this way
I LOVE KIWIS SO MUCH 😭😭
My favourite birds 😊