@@CrazyGunMan100 you are absolutly WRONG :D as we are produce more as we get more unless you are unable to find a location to step forward its allways better to have more population only problem its causing is more pollution but we are progressing faster with more population to find solution to it too (realizing person I am writing might be dead after all this time) ... I hope you read this :D
+cathartic555 absolutely. unfortunately though, it didn't work out. I realised after 3 days or so of editing that the end result looked rubbish. So I had to switch off the text overlays to make it look halfway decent. Sorry about that.
You obviously haven't seen the clip where he had to cancel a stream because he was giggling to much after learning that a submarine was forced to breach surface and get discovered by the enemy because of "misuse of the new toilet".
+SovietWomble Have you considered Euro Truck Simulator 2 or American Truck Simulator? I don't think it's co-op but would still make for entertaining bullshittery to see you driving a huge 18 wheeler freighter truck through traffic in European countries and cities hitting cars speeding and running red lights and hilarity would ensue. Just a suggesting Womble =)
I actually enjoy this game, it’s pretty nice if you’ve spend your first 7 years of your life constantly going to my grandparents ranch. Good times, i still go there
@@gitz_101 I know I'm 5 months late but he used to own a McLaren. He sold it because even though he absolutely loved it, it cost a shit ton to own. He currently owns the Mercedes.
+Marlem Dont think so, i "accidentally" placed a superheavy japanese tank ontop of my friends tank..... i went blue, didnt get punished for that, except that i got his repairbill and a flashy "wtf?" from the enemy team XD
+Marlem I got labelled purple in World of Warships because some tard on my team kept sailing into my torpedoes. But it is funny when the other team is like "Wut..."
Yup, i get rammed too many times, im even trying to make it hard for the enemy to hit me, but my teammates? "lets sail straight forwards into mountains and not look where were going so that when the only good player is doing evasive maneuvers we shoot at him instead" everysingle time....
Not a problem man. Glad you put it up anyway. Laughed so hard at this one. You and Cyanide are hilarious together in these videos. I never knew Farm Simulator could be so funny haha.
Oh my fucking... this video was released 4 years ago. I was still in high school when I watched this and now I am a law graduated. :D Geez time flies. :D
This is what I love you look at him playing games like arma and he’s actually pretty decent at it, then you see him play a simple game like this and he’s an absolute dickhead
Looking at these two work makes me both appreciate all the work that farmers do and understand why so many industrious and thriving nations still employ traditional farming methods
Now I know why the UK relied so heavily on Imports
Marius B yup we do
jack Foster that's what he said
this joke is my fetish
Thats why we Irish are useful
@@user-xz9fw6lk3p until you run out of potatoes...
we are so lucky that these two arent responsible for food production in the world
+Guilherme Piper If they are then the whole human race will go extinct in less then a year
+ペンドラゴンアルトリア. to be fairif a few billion went it would probably do the world some good
They have no basics in farming 😂
CrazyGunMan100
Edgy.
@@CrazyGunMan100 you are absolutly WRONG :D as we are produce more as we get more unless you are unable to find a location to step forward its allways better to have more population
only problem its causing is more pollution but we are progressing faster with more population to find solution to it too
(realizing person I am writing might be dead after all this time)
... I hope you read this :D
“We got 19%, that’s because the other 79% is on the ground”
19 + 79 = 100 apparently
I'd get it of you say 33+77 =100 but 19? Waht
@@dataexpunged3914 is it a joke or you said 33+77=100 by mistake
@@Roku-rin It's a joke cus 3+7 is 10, therefore saying 33+77 makes more sense than 19+79.
@@vneezy No, no it doesn't. One is under by 2, the other is over by 10. Go back to school.
@@HRRRRRDRRRRR your reading comprehension is abysmal, brother
A British guy and a Indian man walk into a farm
an*
@@JorgetePanete An British guy? ;-P
deelkar : *an Indian man
@@cypresswillow2591 whoooosh
@@vxyll4199 r/ihavereddit
you know... this one moment i thought cyanide would be competent at something... and then he drowns a tractor
+Tritone Fascination "*all fuckups" from under siege 2 dark teritorry
well he is a national serviceman
How the fucking shit do you drowning a tractor
*first button-this is a missile launcher!
*second button-railgun?
Well to be fair it's Womble who can't drive a tractor or a harvester straight, so no wonder Cyanide got enough of this shit.
Cyanide:POWER!!!
*floors it and runs over his own blades.*
The Jeremy Clarkson method of harvesting
Speed and power
Still better than hammond's method of doin the thing, then sending it down a mountain
Remember when he had that rotorvator thing? Cye in the combine harvester reminds me of that
obly thing missing is him trying to fix it by just bluntly hammering it
Yeah but Cyanide didn’t plant dynamite in order to plow the field. He just used the missiles to blow up some 🐑
0:58 - Fun fact - Lamborghini used to be a tractor company. Not that far off.
Alex Nikiforov Deutz own them now I think.
Alex Nikiforov Same with Porche
Alex Nikiforov oh i didnt know this thx
Now they make v12's and put them in cars that look like jet fighters
paudi leddin I don’t think your far off the mark
Soviet's fantastic editing. Cyanide's constant obvious lies. Soviet's lack of skill. Complete randomness.
*The perfect recipe.*
Serves 3.9 million. (At the time of this comment, and I'm probably not gonna update the numbers)
@@jamesbond3198 do it
@@jamesbond3198 4.4 million
@@orange1293 4.7 Million
@@bread3114 4.9 million
As a farmer this pains me
me to
You should be Thankful that they aren't in your place lol.
@@austriagamed9834 for a farmer you play a lpt of world of tanks
@@austriagamed9834 too*
@@alexandromorales3099 lot*
I LOVE IT - but it's just not the same without the goofy text for some reason...
THANK YOU!
+cathartic555 absolutely. unfortunately though, it didn't work out. I realised after 3 days or so of editing that the end result looked rubbish. So I had to switch off the text overlays to make it look halfway decent. Sorry about that.
SovietWomble Oh mate no worries, I appreciate the effort you put into these - makes them worth the wait!
+SovietWomble eh still fucking hilarious. Mad props for amount of effort you put into your videos mate
+cathartic555 Indeed.
The beautiful thing about the Farming Simulator games is that you can literally modify anything in the files.
Managed to make my car go 2.000 km/h.
5/5 Quick Delivery
@@tundralwhisper7345 lol
@@hubertkam7647 Watch GreyStillPlays Videos... he makes that 2000 look like child's Play
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
@@jenkinsfamily2229 Yah... all Famring Sim needs is a Full Liquer Bar
I like how you buy a game and plays it for 20 minutes and then never plays it again
Tjalle meister dont we all?
Tjalle meister *insert original steam sale joke*
@@dsend_ don't*
*cough* fallout 76
@@N._99 cough few hours not 20 minutes
This is the hardest I've ever seen Womble laugh and it's amazing
Joel Heasman : it cured my loneliness....
You obviously haven't seen the clip where he had to cancel a stream because he was giggling to much after learning that a submarine was forced to breach surface and get discovered by the enemy because of "misuse of the new toilet".
asesino290 :
lol that one and when he was drunk. It even got funnier when the oldest ZF clan member trolled him.
@@asesino2903 What game was he playing? I have to watch that lol
"seen"? :)
a shit load of people play that game in germany
Whats wrong with it?
+Ayberk Tiras Can you mod it to harvest with lowriders?
+WorasLT I dont really know, why did you even ask me? :D
I play it
+WorasLT yea u can 😂😂😂😂
ZF Clan: Where driving in straight lines is an accomplishment worthy of praise!
This is the ultimate testament. They can make even Farming simulator fun. They can make everything fun. They *are* fun.
farming sim is actually pretty fun
close your eyes during the wheat care part
you will enjoy it
tank butt aproved
Lmao "you're spilling it"
"It's harder than it looks"
tank butt THAT JUST TURNED SEXUAL XD
"Just pour it"
"We've got to keep moving"
Misleading title.
Isn't every bullshittery a failure?
+mrrbatty Touche!
+mrrbatty pew pew
+BadassMonkeh pew *miss pew *miss
+SovietWomble Have you considered Euro Truck Simulator 2 or American Truck Simulator? I don't think it's co-op but would still make for entertaining bullshittery to see you driving a huge 18 wheeler freighter truck through traffic in European countries and cities hitting cars speeding and running red lights and hilarity would ensue. Just a suggesting Womble =)
***** And the new DLC Cyanides' Mum for $4.99
4:17 It's just me or Soviet and Cyanide having fun actually makes me feel genuinely happy?
I feel the same way too
Levitating potatoes?
Ohhh, levitaters?
levitatoes
Its LevitatORS not LevitatAS
The Whispering Rockers!
Levitatoes XDD
@@isira1000 It's*
Man we have to be really loyal to watch a farming simulator
and still watching to this day
Ever watched Quebec play a train simulator? It's worth it. clips.twitch.tv/DependableExuberantDoveTheTarFu
And now
I wish they made a crop circle
I actually enjoy this game, it’s pretty nice if you’ve spend your first 7 years of your life constantly going to my grandparents ranch. Good times, i still go there
Wyanide (Womble and Cyanide)
I love them together man.
Or wombanide
+[NAZI] シLiamシ wombanide is a better name
Cyawomb, some kind of ancient god
I SHIP IT
+[NAZI] シLiamシ Wombinade is much better tho
I was dying throughout the wheat harvest segment
I love how cyanide will add a subtle change to his name depending on what the game is
BillyBobCyanide
Qhen he played as a pirate in _Blackwake_ , he changed it too _Cybeard_ as well...
And if you watch the SWAT4 streams it says ‘OfficerCyanide’ or ‘LtCyanide’
1:15 Cyanide's right, the plural of cabbage is most definitely cabbi.
+Hakkar6993 1 Jewish priest is called a Rabbage
+Ian Asman hahaha
+Ian Asman
Sabbage
Hakkar6993 ACTUALLY the plural of cabbage is cabbages. Only words that end in -us (cactUS) have plural suffix -i
I am farmer in Argentina, and see this... Holy shit xD
te anotas para el asado!!? jajaja
De una loco, que llevo? jajaja
Kattfaen Allahu Akbar :D
farmer from American Midwest. This makes me uncomfortable as well.
Na! Its okey bro, its funny haha.
That moment the NPC'S have better walking animation than the players
So 19% was in the truck, 79% on the ground wasted. Is there something wrong with that math?
suresh kumar nah 2% was still in the fields
Cyanide ate the rest.
Holy shit dude. It was 19% full. How's that translate to wanted?
He got 21℅ so he thought that it was 9+10 so he came to 19℅ and I dunno what I'm saying
Exceptions to the rules of math can be made when ZF is on the case
0:55
cyanide says this as a joke but the man literally has a super car in real life.
Wait really?
@@theknitby yeah he has a mclaren i believe. you can find his youtube channel on here and it has a video of cyanide talking about his mclaren
Dude he has mercedes benz on his twitter background...
@@gitz_101 I know I'm 5 months late but he used to own a McLaren. He sold it because even though he absolutely loved it, it cost a shit ton to own. He currently owns the Mercedes.
@@thomasb3363 wait... WHAT!?
World of Tanks bullshittery? You can kill your own platoonmates without consequence.
+Marlem Dont think so, i "accidentally" placed a superheavy japanese tank ontop of my friends tank..... i went blue, didnt get punished for that, except that i got his repairbill and a flashy "wtf?" from the enemy team XD
Halla95 sometimes their reaction is all that's needed
true XD
+Marlem I got labelled purple in World of Warships because some tard on my team kept sailing into my torpedoes. But it is funny when the other team is like "Wut..."
Yup, i get rammed too many times, im even trying to make it hard for the enemy to hit me, but my teammates? "lets sail straight forwards into mountains and not look where were going so that when the only good player is doing evasive maneuvers we shoot at him instead"
everysingle time....
That was literally a blast from the past on 2:11. Red Alert 2 memories right there
I was dying at the "Missle launcher" part and the Red Alert 2 music xD
ship reporting
@@skywantsanacc "Rockets fueled and ready!"
"Not too close, please!"
He looked up a porno just for this video... Well either way he probably has watched it before
The hard life of a UA-camr
RYG heheheh "immature commentors"
+Leorlev It was certainly within context.
You really think he went out of his way to look that up? Pretty sure he just scrolled through his hard drive for about 3.8 seconds. It is categorized.
i forgot about the categorized Porn on his "Hard" Drive
I've never heard Womble laughting so hard. He completely lost it :D
Travers I think he was a bit tipsy but his laugh made me piss myself laughing
I love how it's impossible to tell what's them being deliberately dickish, and what's them being incompetent.
"It's harder than it looks!"
*Literally only need to press W once the harvester is lined up"
Sorry for the lack of animated text. Proper explanation here - ua-cam.com/video/Nje0yWy9MBw/v-deo.html
+SovietWomble No worries soviet, was such a good video :) love the banter between you two.
Not a problem man. Glad you put it up anyway. Laughed so hard at this one. You and Cyanide are hilarious together in these videos. I never knew Farm Simulator could be so funny haha.
+SovietWomble It's still awesome! I had a blast!
+SovietWomble Ohh that's why, I'm not a 100% english speaker so I didn't understand at all without the text, but still a great video as always!
+SovietWomble its fine, almost better without it
Been here since the Beginning, your still the funniest gaming channel on UA-cam
what channels are funnier then!!??!!
The PMV Laboratory cyanide
you're*
The missile part had me dying. Love you guys, the text / editing just make everything that much better.
the reason why the world today faces a food crisis......
you put extra dots
@@JorgetePanete You have to, its necessary to mourn all the grains that were spilled all over the field
@@picollojr9009 it's*
@@JorgetePanete No need to correct. This isnt an english class and most of us arent even from an english speaking country at all
@@picollojr9009 Me neither.
isn't*
aren't*
My god, Womble's laugh is the best thing ever, couldn't stop smiling. I swear, there's no greater combination than Cy and Womble. (x
HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE CYANIDE TO FUCK THINGS UP FROM 0 TO 100 1:43
4 seconds by my estimate. Which is approx 3.7 seconds longer than usual 😂
at least cyanide can drive in a straight line. i pray to god that womble does not have a driving license the way he´s driving
"Dont harvest me!!" - Cyanide.
:)
Womble: "You're spilling it."
*Proceeds to turn directly into the combine harvester and push it with the tractor
Glad to see you verified. Congrats!
+Axville inb4 grammar nazi
+Axville you're*
+K9_delta you works just fine there, mate. You dun goofed.
+Hexx i.m that depends. if he is verifying his channel then is "you're" otherwise it could be "you"
+Hexx i.m +simply ME Maybe Im just blind and I thought it said "your", maybe he edited the post.
only 577 views on 1 day? what.?
+VikeN its prolly because most kids in the us/canada are still in school
+VikeN Litteraly posted 5 minutes ago
+VikeN Yeah, I just got it in my sub box, and it says it was posted 14 minutes ago.
+Yellovv ahh okay :P
VikeN k9i
Shoutout to that Red Alert 2 soundtrack
THANK YOU!!!
YEEESSS
Love red alert 2. I play in map 14? And then build a navy and attack because the bots don’t make boats
To be fair, it's rather generous to call it a jumping animation in the first place ^^ 0:29
Y’all are giving me a six pack from laughing so damn hard XD
Between this and Jeremy Clarkson's farm, food production in the UK is doomed.
I've never heard Womble laugh that hard.. Made my whole day, I swear
2:24
Soviet:hang on is that a plane?
legit plane flies over my house
Womble and Cyanide like this make me wonder what they’d be like playing Stardew Valley Co-Op.
"That is the worst jumping animation in any game" - and then Cyberpunk 2077 was released
The way Cyanide walks makes him seem so much more peeved than he sounds.
I find it amazing how even without the moving text, a video on *Farming Simulator* can be still so amusing.
I would really love a series of cy and womble just trying really random game genres
All are online but They are doing that, unfortunately womble doesnt upload his streams
2:17 best impression of startled R2D2
I love your gaming comedy, its just what I need after a gray work day, keep the awsome work~
I'm crying :'D
Seldom heard Womble laugh this much, my lord it's infectious lol
2:12 'Gentlemen... It's a nuclear device. Time is running out'
*SOVIETWOMBLE* is definitely the only UA-camr I _don't mind_ waiting for with uploads!! :)
By far the best and funniest video you guys have done.
Welcome to another 7 minutes of Soviet dying of laughter
'Me included'
Damn, DayZ really revamped their farming mechanics.
Oh my fucking... this video was released 4 years ago. I was still in high school when I watched this and now I am a law graduated. :D Geez time flies. :D
Was thinking the same thing. This is still a "new" video to me
I started watching you before like few weeks,and you guys are funny af..Keep up the good work..
this video will never get old
Womble can drive a tank, but cant drive a tractor! kkkkkk
This is what I love you look at him playing games like arma and he’s actually pretty decent at it, then you see him play a simple game like this and he’s an absolute dickhead
This guy makes even Farming Simulator fun
Carlos Moreno it is fun if you play the game properly
I am currently learning how to edit like you, it took me 2 hours for a 1-minute video. I appreciate your work Womble.
Awesome as always. You guys are the best!
6:27, Thats my last name. Great video btw absolutely loved it.
HIS WHEEZE IS LIFE :D SO ADORABLE
Rope Dart +1 but it would be pt4 now
this is one of my favorite channels ever.
This was the most painful FS video I have ever seen but at the same time I love it!
"Go forward!"
"You suffer from dyslexia!"
Before clicking on this video I was confused as to how you can fail at Farming Simulator...
Now I know.
Looking at these two work makes me both appreciate all the work that farmers do and understand why so many industrious and thriving nations still employ traditional farming methods
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week
In New Zealand this costs 120 dollars or 60 pounds
in new zealand, i'd then fully support piracy. those prices are...insane!
So ArmA is more expensive that a car?
6:42 "Would you like me to plow you!"
"It's harder than it looks."
Since turning 45, that's been my standard excuse, too. 😂
If there was any video I could watch for the first time again, it'd honestly be this one
I've never heard Soviet wheeze this much in on video
"And then there's this..."
Its times like these that make me really mad at how inept you guys are but at the same time im laughing my ass off
This is one of the funniest gaming videos I’ve ever seen
"And then there's this..!
Sacralidge!"
He would know.
Cows. need I say more?
fucking while watching this a add poped up and all it said was thinking is key
chaos + incompetent players + Soviet's awesome editing = perfection
How have I not seen this masterpiece
space engineers bullshittery part 3 ft.zeb
That is the worst jumping animation
Minecraft: sweats profusely
Just wish they did more for this game.
SovietWomble is love..... SovietWomble is life
i love that guys voice its just like stewie
HealthyGames oh cyanide?
guy's*
, it's*
ZF Clan dedicated server for Farming Simulator incoming
You guys managed to make Farming Simulator fun to watch XD
This is the first time I've heard such genuine laughs from both Cyanide and Womble at the same time.