Stick This "God Pillar" Up a Violin's Hole to Sound Better (Roasting Strange Chinese Violin Gadgets)

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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  • @llkurofoxll1013
    @llkurofoxll1013 4 роки тому +3599

    "男女老少
    一插了之“
    "Male, female, old , young"
    "Only one penetration is needed"
    I AM SCARED

    • @storyofval7826
      @storyofval7826 4 роки тому +22

      ll kurofox ll 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

    • @ninashah1252
      @ninashah1252 4 роки тому +197

      WHY WOULD THEY SAY PENETRATION

    • @hyperhyena4845
      @hyperhyena4845 4 роки тому +75

      @@ninashah1252 its like... is this how you marketing?

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 4 роки тому +25

      哈哈, 他们做的时候在想设么...

    • @Jo-lj2gl
      @Jo-lj2gl 4 роки тому +14

      草哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 害怕

  • @hcmichele
    @hcmichele 4 роки тому +6051

    Olaf is that friend who’s always 100% down for anything crazy and says he’s “doing it for the science” as an excuse

    • @eboytc
      @eboytc 4 роки тому +142

      Bless him. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @LetTheBodyFall
      @LetTheBodyFall 4 роки тому +105

      well someone needs to do it and we all know that it's not gonna be brett and eddy xD

    • @Feelicitasy
      @Feelicitasy 4 роки тому +119

      At least Olaf is the kind of friend that can fix the problem if the violin breaks. Anyone up to fund a cheap violin and one of those Godly Pillars for Olaf to actually try this?

    • @myfyp2
      @myfyp2 4 роки тому +46

      I'm interested in knowing the result of Olaf's experiment.
      Does the cheap violin sounds better after the experiment? Or more metallic? Or more muted?

    • @bloopie2024
      @bloopie2024 4 роки тому +7

      Sailor Fujoshi before watching the vid i saw this comment and i thought of Olaf from frozen but i agree

  • @alexkellner7315
    @alexkellner7315 4 роки тому +3612

    Olaf : This will sound TERRIBLE.
    ...
    Olaf: let's test it

    • @icall_theshots9632
      @icall_theshots9632 4 роки тому +7

      Lol it sounded like Eddy said Violers

    • @ivannierez7731
      @ivannierez7731 4 роки тому +13

      I feel Bamboozled. Mr Olaf needs to make that video happen =D

    • @brengeldelacruz8866
      @brengeldelacruz8866 4 роки тому +4

      *kOnTeNt*

    • @pyrodactyl2
      @pyrodactyl2 3 роки тому

      well i know jackshit about instruments or acoustics but , metal is good at conducting sound waves , so i would be happy to watch the test

    • @owdy3973
      @owdy3973 3 роки тому +1

      @@pyrodactyl2 well, metal is indeed good for transfering sound but, violin needs to be "free" , adding a metal rod across the instrument is really bad since it could mute the violin since it's metal and heavy and we already have a soundpost so the problem that they want to solve is already solved, and maybe the violin with the God pillar will sounds like a cello maybe...

  • @lauracrubioc
    @lauracrubioc 4 роки тому +10461

    Who is waiting for the “God Pillar” testing with Brett, Eddy and Olaf?

    • @americandremead5232
      @americandremead5232 4 роки тому +207

      Exactly. How do I “know for sure” unless they really try it.

    • @janua5093
      @janua5093 4 роки тому +160

      Consider Olaf DID try to put a child's weight on the violin... he may probably do it.

    • @duongtranthuy7267
      @duongtranthuy7267 4 роки тому +157

      They will definitely do it, I saw Olaf's interest

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +5

      mehmehmehmehmeh

    • @cookieofsatan2664
      @cookieofsatan2664 4 роки тому +28

      but everybody is quarantined so they can’t go to olaf because of social distancing

  • @jumpingpotato8239
    @jumpingpotato8239 4 роки тому +5042

    Brett: Guys, can you please keep it PG for the community?
    Eddy: Doesn't matter if you are a male or a female, all you need is a
    P E N E T R A T I O N

    • @chromso
      @chromso 4 роки тому +323

      ngl eddy be sounding not pg like when he said she sounds like she had a god pillar up her "hole"
      AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +12

      uh... yeah...

    • @indahazizah8585
      @indahazizah8585 4 роки тому +57

      He tries to translate for us... 😊

    • @benoitblandin9325
      @benoitblandin9325 4 роки тому +40

      And I freakin love that! So cute I forget its supposed to be PC...sorry,PG.

    • @niajones8632
      @niajones8632 4 роки тому +47

      Now we KNOW that eddy's gay

  • @stutiebanerjie6834
    @stutiebanerjie6834 4 роки тому +1664

    editor san out here tryna keep the video from getting demonetizated 😂

    • @shivanigautam670
      @shivanigautam670 3 роки тому +10

      Lol but the title

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV 3 роки тому +10

      i wanna stick my god pillar up a violin ngl

    • @Eh_cherry
      @Eh_cherry 3 роки тому +7

      @@JubTTV oof are you sure? since it is pretty dangerous to the violin-

    • @AndewMole
      @AndewMole 3 роки тому +1

      Demonetizated

    • @Shiver197
      @Shiver197 3 роки тому

      @@JubTTV why tho

  • @FarLyannaMai
    @FarLyannaMai 4 роки тому +2915

    Someone: tortures a violin
    Brett & Eddy: AGHAST
    Olaf: Let's try it!

    • @feb5th
      @feb5th 4 роки тому +71

      Well its literally his job to torture violins so.....

    • @ridwansetiadi8393
      @ridwansetiadi8393 4 роки тому +88

      Olaf is kinda a researcher, "Should I ?"
      Me: "Yes please." 😆

    • @AskOlaftheViolinmaker
      @AskOlaftheViolinmaker 4 роки тому +52

      Well... there's one way to find out for sure

    • @FarLyannaMai
      @FarLyannaMai 4 роки тому +29

      @@AskOlaftheViolinmaker Oh yeah, I'm super curious to actually hear it (and also see you guys react to it, haha)

    • @femyeah3064
      @femyeah3064 4 роки тому +5

      But it would be a very nice and interesting experiment. They should try that.

  • @zachbenedictluistro2179
    @zachbenedictluistro2179 4 роки тому +3847

    I've never seen TwoSet this 18+ before.

    • @xandraxandra1437
      @xandraxandra1437 4 роки тому +300

      G3ntex Take a look at their old videos. They were young then and it shows. ;)

    • @ELoveHo
      @ELoveHo 4 роки тому +104

      I mean there's that music n chill vid out there (OvO)

    • @SabSaberhagen
      @SabSaberhagen 4 роки тому +138

      @@ELoveHo and the "What a conductor really wants to do to you..." or the "distraction game"... 👀👀👀

    • @xuanthanh7441
      @xuanthanh7441 4 роки тому +139

      2017 and before period is a goldmine for smut Breddy fanfiction writer tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @anika3998
      @anika3998 4 роки тому +92

      Check out “100 amazing impressions of classical composers” you’ll be surprised

  • @novakastmusic
    @novakastmusic 4 роки тому +1895

    I just learned that they live in different houses.

    • @constanzaaltamirano9269
      @constanzaaltamirano9269 4 роки тому +354

      I think they live together or started living together again for quarantine, but Brett went to his parent's for his week. That's my theory, bc of the Tik Toks, there are a lot of Brett alone at the usual house while the ones he's like "normal" is at another place.

    • @imhoneygreentea4782
      @imhoneygreentea4782 4 роки тому +20

      Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky I agree with you

    • @pppp-zp2vo
      @pppp-zp2vo 4 роки тому +184

      from what i know brett lives with his parents(family) and eddy lives on his own! but i do think they spend at each other's house often bc of work etc..

    • @briaharris183
      @briaharris183 4 роки тому +33

      Uh yeah me too. I thought they lived together...r they brothers?

    • @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia
      @MissTwoSetEncyclopedia 4 роки тому +203

      @@briaharris183
      No, they are best friends. They met when they were teenagers, 14 years ago, and have been playing violin together ever since.
      As it was said in a previous comment, Brett lives with his parents while Eddy has his own place. They usually shoot their videos at Eddy's house, they use one of the rooms as a recording studio.

  • @estherwong2967
    @estherwong2967 4 роки тому +1176

    me: *looks at my hollow metal bubble tea straw
    my violin: DONT

    • @maurmi
      @maurmi 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 😁

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +1

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @aidanurmalita8021
      @aidanurmalita8021 4 роки тому +11

      @@flutesgalaxy dvorak serenade for strings in e major op. 22

    • @gracezhang9327
      @gracezhang9327 4 роки тому +7

      Geronimo Quasimodo the background music at 6:36 is Shostakovich Jazz Suite No.2: 6. Waltz

    • @carolynleung9253
      @carolynleung9253 4 роки тому +1

      I’d love to like this but it’s at 420

  • @thetov1896
    @thetov1896 4 роки тому +2809

    Brett: comes out of the hospital
    Me: hope he’s ok
    Brett: starts roasting
    Me: our boi is bach

  • @linweihao5475
    @linweihao5475 4 роки тому +3230

    Mozart would approve. inb4 new piece "Stick mich im Arsch"

  • @katen-qg6gf
    @katen-qg6gf 4 роки тому +1195

    Eddy: We're not a roasting channel
    Also Eddy: Today we'll be roasting some strange gadgets

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +3

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @hening2212
      @hening2212 4 роки тому +2

      @@flutesgalaxy it's Dvorak's Serenade for Strings 2nd movement! :D

    • @00WatName00
      @00WatName00 4 роки тому

      @@hening2212 Thank you~ 😊

    • @Rhea_
      @Rhea_ 4 роки тому +2

      They’re a simmering channel 👌

  • @etc4725
    @etc4725 4 роки тому +1972

    honestly eddy without brett felt so wrong im so happy theyre back even skyping or smth; eddy seems so much happier now
    (Eddy youre awesome but we could see the lonely vibes throughout the osu vid sjsjsjsjjshss one of you alone feels so wrong aaa)

    • @sp8cey
      @sp8cey 4 роки тому +165

      it left a brett-shaped hole in my brett-shaped heart

    • @gelmagalaxy6588
      @gelmagalaxy6588 4 роки тому +15

      Did something happen.. To eddy...?

    • @xandraxandra1437
      @xandraxandra1437 4 роки тому +70

      Gelma Galaxy Brett had to visit hospital (not corona related) and after that they decided to stay at their own home.

    • @pppp-zp2vo
      @pppp-zp2vo 4 роки тому +61

      Gelma Galaxy nah, it’s just that from their previous video(eddy playing osu) he was without brett and seemed lonely than usual😢

    • @gelmagalaxy6588
      @gelmagalaxy6588 4 роки тому +7

      oh ooh, thats why.
      Thanks for telling me

  • @MichelleD2023
    @MichelleD2023 4 роки тому +947

    Brett calmly saying that there was a naked model on the screen followed by Eddy screaming mere seconds later is peak comedy.

  • @local9724
    @local9724 4 роки тому +707

    Brett: "Butthole"
    And that's why we love Brett

  • @ekis2248
    @ekis2248 4 роки тому +515

    'at least he was right about his chinese not being good"
    so editor-san roast is back

    • @hoathien4905
      @hoathien4905 4 роки тому +1

      bomba time stamp pls

    • @ekis2248
      @ekis2248 4 роки тому +6

      @@hoathien4905 here 2:17

    • @hoathien4905
      @hoathien4905 4 роки тому +2

      bomba Thank you

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 роки тому +2

      lmao, what a chain of roasts

  • @diegoserrato4016
    @diegoserrato4016 4 роки тому +502

    Eddy: wtf no
    Brett: wtf no
    Olaf: *Let's try it!*

  • @pacifist5481
    @pacifist5481 4 роки тому +1184

    In China, we call it as "智商税", means someone paid for their poor judgement when they were shopping.

    • @jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037
      @jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037 4 роки тому +33

      sounds about right haha

    • @xaelchew402
      @xaelchew402 4 роки тому +57

      Knowledge tax hahhaha

    • @justADeni
      @justADeni 4 роки тому +54

      @@jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037 im sorry, but was your username created by resting your head on your keyboyard?

    • @jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037
      @jkvhcjshcsjacbjsabjhasihfz9037 4 роки тому +12

      prostě Deni you can say so

    • @pacifist5481
      @pacifist5481 4 роки тому +49

      @@xaelchew402 Or, more accurately, it can be translated as "Stupid tax"haha. Because it is the price paid for their stupidity.

  • @maradupras7278
    @maradupras7278 4 роки тому +971

    Ad: "It can improve the tone of any instrument!!"
    Me [stabbing a piano with a rod]: it's not working

    • @lithreeum
      @lithreeum 4 роки тому +66

      @@starstar4522 Having it jammed up the hole makes the flute sound better than usual for me
      I mean, there wasn't any sound coming out the flute but that's a heck of an improvement compared to my normal playing

    • @lithreeum
      @lithreeum 4 роки тому +9

      @@starstar4522 It-
      it was joke

    • @reinq_5584
      @reinq_5584 4 роки тому +1

      Cross Plate lol:")😂

    • @natalieford51
      @natalieford51 4 роки тому +1

      i died reading this lol

    • @RaethFennec
      @RaethFennec 4 роки тому +12

      I got two and they sound great on the drums!

  • @80espiay
    @80espiay 4 роки тому +567

    TwoSetViolin should invest in a "dummy violin", like a legitimate sacrificial violin, to use all these dubious gadgets on.

  • @sadiemcc9363
    @sadiemcc9363 4 роки тому +277

    They say these two met at fourteen...
    And nothing has changed.

  • @linklin1114
    @linklin1114 4 роки тому +2856

    Eddy has that cute Taiwanese accent when he speak Chinese lol

  • @nathanfrancisco6974
    @nathanfrancisco6974 4 роки тому +584

    As a cellist, I can say from experience that different endpins sound different. Their claim that steel is brighter and tungsten is darker is spot on. The tone difference was night and day when I went from my stock steel pin to a brass Tone Acoustics pin. Endpins transfer the vibrations from the cello down to whatever the floor is, it looks like they are trying to make an equivalent thing for violins. I don't know if it would actually work or not but I can see how they got the idea.

    • @damshek
      @damshek 4 роки тому +98

      Well sure, that would make sense in the context of bouncing the vibrations off the floor differently. Slightly less sense in the context of sticking it up an instrument that's played on the shoulder :-)

    • @eora5142
      @eora5142 3 роки тому +15

      Thanks for this piece of information, it's really interesting!

  • @peachydream2265
    @peachydream2265 4 роки тому +655

    Brett is there, Olaf is there, Eddy is speaking Chinese, that’s just brilliant😍

    • @reepicheepsfriend
      @reepicheepsfriend 4 роки тому +31

      Yeah I love when they speak Chinese! Even though I don't understand it 😂

    • @chloe--1374
      @chloe--1374 4 роки тому +20

      And Editor-san is roasting ! 😄

    • @keilou_3296
      @keilou_3296 4 роки тому +6

      And editor. Fourset violin

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 4 роки тому +3

      @@reepicheepsfriend Yeah it's like they're showing off another superpower besides music. Or at least, bilingualism is a superpower to us monoglots!

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому +4

      Missing a Hilary Hahn and Sophie Oui Oui. Imagine getting the whole gang together

  • @tachyon3.14
    @tachyon3.14 4 роки тому +628

    “Stick this up a violin’s hole”
    DON’T. JUST. DON’T.

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +4

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @doppled
      @doppled 4 роки тому +9

      @@flutesgalaxy can you not spam every comment

    • @jenniferou_
      @jenniferou_ 4 роки тому +1

      Geronimo Quasimodo Dvorak serenade for strings

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 роки тому +1

      Do it! Penetrate it now! (In the voice of Palpatine the Senate)

    • @kermitthemutantlevitatingf7836
      @kermitthemutantlevitatingf7836 4 роки тому +1

      NO MEANS NO

  • @vanitybenevolent
    @vanitybenevolent 4 роки тому +106

    “Man, woman, old, young. Just one penetration.”
    Whelp, at least they don’t discriminate.

  • @claram3132
    @claram3132 4 роки тому +438

    "It looks like a metal bubble tea straw."
    And we're back to the bubble tea

    • @johannah4770
      @johannah4770 4 роки тому +8

      I wonder if you could install a God Pillar into a crappy plastic violin, fill it with bubble tea and use the pillar like a straw.

    • @makeshift307
      @makeshift307 4 роки тому +6

      @@johannah4770 There’s always the question of if you could, but first one must answer the question of if one should.

    • @lacialovescats
      @lacialovescats 4 роки тому +1

      ......Actually my sister just bought a set of those stainless steel straws, bobba included

  • @すえきち-o7g
    @すえきち-o7g 4 роки тому +372

    me : sees brett and eddy
    me : *panic gets relieved from the osu video*

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @paucraft8506
      @paucraft8506 4 роки тому

      @@flutesgalaxy Bartok- Serenade for strings in E major

    • @leecha3444
      @leecha3444 4 роки тому

      I like your pp ' v ')

    • @Sophie-gr1sd
      @Sophie-gr1sd 4 роки тому

      Geronimo Quasimodo Dvorak serenade for strings, second movement.

  • @nitrocharge2404
    @nitrocharge2404 4 роки тому +453

    This is definitely the start of a very, very strange porno

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +493

    Glad that they're back together. The last video was a little sad.

    • @bumkinanimations2671
      @bumkinanimations2671 4 роки тому +22

      I literally have a job for you to comment on every UA-cam video

    • @dulguunbayaa4109
      @dulguunbayaa4109 4 роки тому +14

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache i’ve seen your comments on so many videos

    • @_jb_7567
      @_jb_7567 4 роки тому +3

      Why don’t you have a mustashe hmmmm, kind of cringe tbh

    • @catto1752
      @catto1752 4 роки тому +3

      I seriously thought that your pfp was that of a girl and I've seen you like about a dozen of times before

    • @ildirimardahalibarani5434
      @ildirimardahalibarani5434 4 роки тому

      real men have mustache

  • @Killerbee4712
    @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому +407

    Are we gonna ignore that the god pillar can improve the tone of ANY instrument in the world?!
    Triangle gang where you at

    • @leehowell7625
      @leehowell7625 4 роки тому +10

      Oboe... No

    • @annieyesiam2758
      @annieyesiam2758 4 роки тому +1

      @@leehowell7625 i wish :"')

    • @xandraxandra1437
      @xandraxandra1437 4 роки тому

      Killerbee47 How, it stops the vibrating of the wood and that should make the sound less vibrate/musical.

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +1

      and wind instruments

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому +3

      @@xandraxandra1437 Thats the joke, it cant... But it was in the description of the bar thing. Watch the video again and read the english translation of the advertisement

  • @the_red_piano455
    @the_red_piano455 4 роки тому +184

    this video in a nutshell:
    Brett & Eddy: 😳😱😰
    Olaf: 😂😂👌🏼👌🏼🤣🤣

  • @helenbirch9877
    @helenbirch9877 4 роки тому +312

    Olaf gets the Nobel prize for tact and restraint. I quote:
    I can't see it being good for the instrument.
    Personally, I'm not convinced.
    I couldn't imagine it being positive.
    Olaf, after the video did you scream and pound a wall or what?

    • @mariequelquechose387
      @mariequelquechose387 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @EmelieWaldken
      @EmelieWaldken 4 роки тому +5

      If Olaf is from scandinavian (especially swedish) origin, as his name could indicate, then I'm not surprised the slightest bit =P (living in Sweden myself)

  • @sadgry1232
    @sadgry1232 4 роки тому +268

    (插)
    EDDY: Penetration
    'Insert' has left the chat.

  • @aandersson9181
    @aandersson9181 3 роки тому +87

    "Butthole!" Brett Yang, 28 years old
    Me, 28 years old: "Huhuhu, he said butthole!"

  • @thetov1896
    @thetov1896 4 роки тому +621

    Eddy: freezes in place, speechless
    Brett: “butthole”
    Me: I missed them finishing each other’s sentences

    • @joannadia3120
      @joannadia3120 4 роки тому +23

      Imean it's crazy
      What
      We finish each other's
      SANDWICHES

    • @lari393
      @lari393 2 роки тому +2

      @@joannadia3120 that’s what I was going say!
      (Sorry I’m a year late 😅)

  • @ericshenderovich6023
    @ericshenderovich6023 4 роки тому +369

    Olaf always looks like he's having so much fun. Murdering violins.

  • @liammathus
    @liammathus 4 роки тому +160

    “I really hope no one bought this”
    9,800 people in the world: 😐

  • @alfianfahmi5430
    @alfianfahmi5430 4 роки тому +642

    That "girl" sounds like a text-to-speech bot.

    • @gilb6982
      @gilb6982 4 роки тому +31

      With a god pillar in the butt ...

    • @Gwyn1stborn
      @Gwyn1stborn 4 роки тому +2

      But less human

    • @michaweinst3774
      @michaweinst3774 4 роки тому +4

      She sounds like a Chinese robot equivalent of Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K.

    • @LZXun
      @LZXun 4 роки тому +1

      it is

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому

      Maybe some terrible utau

  • @sophiajia2972
    @sophiajia2972 4 роки тому +247

    lets be honest...
    eddy *rocks* that shirt and glasses

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @microcosmos1864
      @microcosmos1864 4 роки тому +4

      AND.. that headphone😍😍

    • @chrisy367
      @chrisy367 4 роки тому

      @@flutesgalaxy Its Dvorak Serenade for string orchestra in E major. 2nd movment

  • @playerthefirst4912
    @playerthefirst4912 4 роки тому +108

    the childish nature of eddy chen is a wonder to behold.

  • @wateringcan2
    @wateringcan2 4 роки тому +248

    "Your violin is going to reincarnate" ...after the god pillar kills it.

    • @lizsun261
      @lizsun261 4 роки тому +4

      wateringcan basically youll need a new violin

  • @hannah7914
    @hannah7914 4 роки тому +157

    Olaf: ‘Imagine if it goes through the end of your violin’
    Brett and Eddy: ‘Oh my Godddd’ ‘Nooooo’
    Olaf: **maniacal laugh**

  • @elovique
    @elovique 4 роки тому +110

    Them: *we're in quarantine*
    Me: *Isn't that like another room in your house-*
    also just found out my sister has a god pillar in her violin- and thats one reason why her violin had to be sent to a luthier to fix it-

  • @istanshosty7134
    @istanshosty7134 4 роки тому +362

    $10 000 000 strad or a violin with "God pillar", whatever it is, I can make it sound like $100 violin from amazon

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +13

      what a coincidence, same! Wow, we're really talented folks here

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +1

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @istanshosty7134
      @istanshosty7134 4 роки тому +2

      @@flutesgalaxy it's shostakovich- waltz no 2

    • @JojoMuseful
      @JojoMuseful 4 роки тому +2

      @istanshosty @nightblood - We should do a trio! It would definitely be ...interesting... :D

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 4 роки тому

      At least you can make a sound. That is more than what can be said about other people.

  • @beckyb4973
    @beckyb4973 4 роки тому +226

    5:58 brett yang, 28, still tries to contain his laughter at the word butthole

  • @Strawberriescool
    @Strawberriescool 4 роки тому +847

    Not gonna lie I thought they lived together

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 4 роки тому +19

      Wait, they don't?

    • @aya5139
      @aya5139 4 роки тому +26

      Aren’t they just recording it in different parts or rooms of the house/apartment?

    • @Strawberriescool
      @Strawberriescool 4 роки тому +11

      They probably are, but I just find it kind of funny

    • @reginalima3764
      @reginalima3764 3 роки тому +36

      I'm pretty sure they don't live together and Brett goes to Eddys house to make videos

    • @pppp-zp2vo
      @pppp-zp2vo 3 роки тому +38

      im late but yeah, they live separately. brett lives with his parents/family and goes to eddy’s house to film. now they’re in singapore(temporarily or permanently, no one’s sure) and are living together

  • @Red_Orion
    @Red_Orion 4 роки тому +456

    Notice how the video never shows actual footage of somebody playing the violin with the rod inside? The selling point is that it'll improve the sound quality but then they just show how easy to install it is as if easyness was a key point of sound quality. And I don't think that Brett and Eddy cut out sound tests from the original video, I really think that they just decided not to show the actual audible result because it sounds crappy.
    But even if they did film and show the sound quality, they could easily fake it: use another instrument; play the violin without the rod and claim it's inside; play poorly when it's normal and then play skillfully when the rod is allegedly installed, etc. Like, even if they'd show actual footage of someone playing, it's easily fakeable.
    And another observation: I'm not sure because the images of the musicians fly by so quickly but some of the guys look very similar as if they used the same people several times and edited the footage so that the images go by quickly so you can't really recknognise the faces... I'm pretty sure that the comments and installing videos are fake and/or duplicates.

    • @craig4811
      @craig4811 4 роки тому +5

      I did notice that they never tried it, but ridiculed it anyway. :(

    • @AkiraArashi_R
      @AkiraArashi_R 4 роки тому +1

      It's probably a scam

    • @idonthaveagoodname59
      @idonthaveagoodname59 4 роки тому

      Scam

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 4 роки тому +3

      @@craig4811 They pointed out some dangers that installation would present.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому +1

      Obviously. There is so many fake sh*t on the internet in China that I cant buy anything without checking it to see if it is verified or an international company

  • @carnaisyvariedo9315
    @carnaisyvariedo9315 4 роки тому +1076

    Editor-san: *at least he was right about his chinese not being good*
    OMG DAMN SAVAGE🤣 Editor-san is roasting the roasting channel🤣 You guys should let Editor-san out of your basement already before you get roasted more than you have🤣

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +32

      SO SAVAGE
      also i really need this question answered: is editor san Chinese?
      more curious question: is editor-san eddytor-san? (is there actually an editor or is it brett+eddy, sry for the pun :)

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +1

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому

      @@flutesgalaxy DONT KNOW MAN

    • @sovietspy749
      @sovietspy749 4 роки тому +10

      @@flutesgalaxy The second movement of Dvořák's serenade for strings

    • @alnino5293
      @alnino5293 4 роки тому +24

      @@allegrovivace6806 Editor-san is their editor which name is still a mystery. He's also the one who holds the camera when Brett & Eddy is out (like in the vlog where they go to Olaf's place).

  • @inosens069
    @inosens069 4 роки тому +137

    imagine combining this "God Pillar" and the "Nasa Chip" that Vov Dylan using.
    It must be a trillion worth of violin

    • @SixofCrows44
      @SixofCrows44 2 роки тому +16

      Don't forget the diamonds, 24 karat cold and another string. That'll make it even better.

  • @istreeavegetable834
    @istreeavegetable834 4 роки тому +145

    At 1:57 exactly when Brett laughed Eddy turned his head where Brett would normally sit 🥺

  • @skill_issue.4242
    @skill_issue.4242 4 роки тому +374

    Oof, Eddy is becoming Mozart.
    Eddy: Butt
    Mozart: Butt
    I See No Difference.

    • @uclinhvu5041
      @uclinhvu5041 4 роки тому +5

      Underatted

    • @navidhendrix
      @navidhendrix 4 роки тому +7

      Classical musicians will DEFINITELY know this reference. Good call. Well played.

    • @Killerbee4712
      @Killerbee4712 4 роки тому +3

      @@navidhendrix Yes. thanks for pointing that out... uh...

    • @carnaisyvariedo9315
      @carnaisyvariedo9315 4 роки тому +3

      I'm tempted to sing that sAcReD song as the melody is playing non stop in my head.

    • @carnaisyvariedo9315
      @carnaisyvariedo9315 4 роки тому

      Just to make everyone better: ua-cam.com/video/3daWMzOix1A/v-deo.html

  • @BullsBooyachaka
    @BullsBooyachaka 3 роки тому +23

    Plot twist: That advertising speaking "girl" was a 70 year old man with an installed god pillow.

  • @aveekb4512
    @aveekb4512 4 роки тому +476

    No one:
    All the dirty
    minded "classical musicians": ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @bishanc
      @bishanc 4 роки тому +14

      Aveek B including you i guess?? 😏😏

    • @aveekb4512
      @aveekb4512 4 роки тому +8

      @@bishanc hehe oops-

    • @ninashah1252
      @ninashah1252 4 роки тому +1

      watch the captions at 2:32

    • @nklian9981
      @nklian9981 4 роки тому +1

      Thats me

    • @pwnDpwnD
      @pwnDpwnD 4 роки тому

      You can't spell classical withou- sorry editort san :-:

  • @jaycollier28
    @jaycollier28 4 роки тому +4868

    "It can drastically improve the tone of any instrument in the world."
    Does that mean I can put it inside my flute and it will sound like a ¥990,000 violin?

  • @GlueC
    @GlueC 4 роки тому +46

    5:02 - They're right. I put one of these in my recorder and now it sounds like almost a million yen worth of amazeballs.

  • @Γιώργος-ε3τ
    @Γιώργος-ε3τ 4 роки тому +416

    Them be like: hmmm what useless thing can we sell to people who don't know basic physics in the most humiliating way

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 4 роки тому +13

      ILikePickles 18473203
      “You’d think they’d notice us not using a before and after demonstration?” “Why would they? It looks like a scam anyways!”

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @divisix024
    @divisix024 4 роки тому +29

    7:32 I wish we could actually hear the entirety of what Eddy said (and Brett's reaction)

  • @prawns3853
    @prawns3853 4 роки тому +155

    The roasting I’ve missed all along is finally back

  • @atlantastuttgart6198
    @atlantastuttgart6198 4 роки тому +133

    The god pillar should be my spine because i cant stand straight for more than ten minutes

    • @Nuvolenny
      @Nuvolenny 4 роки тому +10

      * cries in scoliosis *

    • @valeaves
      @valeaves 4 роки тому +6

      Oh my God, no! The spine has to have the natural S-shape! It wouldn‘t work if it was 100% straight

    • @Nuvolenny
      @Nuvolenny 4 роки тому +5

      @@valeaves spines are weird, we should all just me those worms that come out when it rains. The pink ones, which idk what they are called bc English is stupid

    • @applzd
      @applzd 4 роки тому +4

      @@Nuvolenny I don't think English has a special word for pink worms that come out when it rains...nightcrawlers maybe?

    • @Nuvolenny
      @Nuvolenny 4 роки тому +1

      @@applzd that sounds terrifying

  • @sakurairofuyu3256
    @sakurairofuyu3256 4 роки тому +107

    "It can improve the tone of any instrument"
    So...my voice is somehow also an instrument, right?
    ...I'm not quite sure about that... Hopefully no metalhead tried it yet.

    • @jskdhwoxbeod
      @jskdhwoxbeod 4 роки тому +7

      I hope the person didn't die.

  • @korodile488
    @korodile488 4 роки тому +189

    I want to make Brett's laugh my alarm ringtone. His laugh makes my heart flutter.

    • @ebonywilliams203
      @ebonywilliams203 4 роки тому +9

      His laughter and his smile ❤❤

    • @elisenguyen3930
      @elisenguyen3930 4 роки тому +24

      Someone needs to make a compilation of him laughing so we can watch it when we're down

    • @BrawnyPony
      @BrawnyPony 4 роки тому

      Simp

    • @pppp-zp2vo
      @pppp-zp2vo 4 роки тому +1

      @@elisenguyen3930 there's a load of compilations on instagram fyi

  • @gingernut6645
    @gingernut6645 4 роки тому +79

    Kudos to editor-san because I’m pretty sure it would take more effort on editing this kind of video where they’re not in the same frame. 💪 Ganbatte~!!

  • @whoisitidk3980
    @whoisitidk3980 4 роки тому +58

    Before buying the rod:
    *"This instrument sounds so terrible"*
    After installing the rod:
    *"It is worse than before"*
    After uninstalling the rod:
    *"Hey, that's pretty good sound"*
    People like that, self-deception

  • @alexaolivan217
    @alexaolivan217 4 роки тому +236

    "can improve any tone"
    haven't heard me yet huh.

    • @valeaves
      @valeaves 4 роки тому +1

      Alexa Faith I mean...my tone can‘t get worse, so in my case this statement would be true xD

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому +1

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @branfordfamilies8282
      @branfordfamilies8282 4 роки тому

      Geronimo Quasimodo serenade for strings in e major op. 22. Might have gotten that wrong, don’t remember, just a little tired.

  • @hening2212
    @hening2212 4 роки тому +178

    "Any instrument can be improved with this product!"
    Woodwinds and brass player: *visible confusion*

    • @zakeibc
      @zakeibc 4 роки тому +8

      Just stab it right through, we guarantee a ¥990,000 improvement in ~ToNe~

    • @erikbreathes
      @erikbreathes 4 роки тому +5

      harpists and pianists: aAaÄàÁâÅĀąăÃAhHHh

    • @theacc_
      @theacc_ 4 роки тому +13

      People who sing: notes het suspiciously higher with slight moaning

    • @baakojernigan7095
      @baakojernigan7095 4 роки тому +3

      Drummers: Is ThIs A nEw KiNd Of StIcK??

    • @Anna-ug8cq
      @Anna-ug8cq 4 роки тому +4

      Literally, if you stuck this in a flute or piccolo, there would jut be no sound 😂

  • @jmee.mp3
    @jmee.mp3 4 роки тому +32

    God pillar: use me
    Ling ling: practice, u lazy slob

  • @nalinea18
    @nalinea18 4 роки тому +295

    Eddy&Brett in the beginning: ”Let’s roast some gadgets.”
    Eddy&Brett 2 minutes in: *pain and suffering* ”The poor violin!”
    Why do they do this to themselves? 😂

  • @trivia3108
    @trivia3108 4 роки тому +187

    Disclaimer: The Ling Ling insurance doesn't cover broken violins because musicians penetrate their instruments with the God Pillar.

  • @screw_tape
    @screw_tape 4 роки тому +66

    Eddy flexes with perfect pitch. Brett flexes with AirPods.

  • @dreamtheateriano95
    @dreamtheateriano95 4 роки тому +164

    小提琴 = small 提琴 = Violin
    中提琴 = middle 提琴 = Viola
    大提琴 = big 提琴 = Cello
    低音提琴 = bass 提琴 = Double bass

    • @AngelicaStar
      @AngelicaStar 4 роки тому +11

      低音提琴也是倍大提琴哦

    • @lukapocius2323
      @lukapocius2323 4 роки тому +1

      So all string instruments are named the same?

    • @AngelicaStar
      @AngelicaStar 4 роки тому +2

      @@lukapocius2323 I guess you could say that since it's all called提琴 but differentiated with sizes

    • @tom13king
      @tom13king 4 роки тому +1

      That sad moment when you know what da and xiao mean from Dynasty Warriors.

    • @plaisthos
      @plaisthos Рік тому

      I mean it is the same with the Italian names we use: Violin = small Viola, Violon = big viola, Violoncello = big viola small

  • @yuroooooo3083
    @yuroooooo3083 4 роки тому +136

    A smiling Olaf during quarantine is all we need

  • @addie2816
    @addie2816 4 роки тому +15

    "Why is she naked? Did she get the God Pillar?"
    *My mind went straight into to the gutter*

  • @WalkTheWaffle
    @WalkTheWaffle 4 роки тому +142

    Eddy: Flexing his Chinese skills
    Me: :O

    • @venusngigi
      @venusngigi 4 роки тому

      TonyProGaming Roblox xD

    • @braindamage976
      @braindamage976 4 роки тому +1

      He got pretty solid chinese skill. Not like me, I’m good at chinese but bad at speaking English

    • @kanomade7213
      @kanomade7213 4 роки тому +17

      I think they are both Taiwanese brought up in Australia

    • @rusejames7242
      @rusejames7242 4 роки тому +3

      "one penetration"🤣🤣🤣

    • @alexverdana2435
      @alexverdana2435 4 роки тому

      :0

  • @jiayizhang3788
    @jiayizhang3788 4 роки тому +52

    when you can actually read chinese suddenly it becomes a "you cringe you lose" challenge

  • @katherineeverett105
    @katherineeverett105 4 роки тому +29

    Brett: I hope no one bought this.
    Me: Scrolls to the bottom to see if some poor soul is willing to admit they bought it.

  • @sabrinalopez6076
    @sabrinalopez6076 4 роки тому +106

    I love how eddy leans towards the left... likes he's missing someone there lmao. I hope u guys r safe and this was rlly fcking funny

    • @7476-l2n
      @7476-l2n 4 роки тому +7

      i had to check again and omg my heart just broke a little 😔

    • @falsehoodintensifies445
      @falsehoodintensifies445 4 роки тому +2

      could anyone please be so kind to add time stamps?

    • @quocanhphamnguyen2811
      @quocanhphamnguyen2811 4 роки тому +7

      I think Eddy leaning to the left is more because he wants to get nearer to the microphone, making his voice more audible. Just my opinion.

  • @anhphamduc2788
    @anhphamduc2788 4 роки тому +51

    the pirate of caribbean theme song resemble how they gonna steal your money

  • @SkeledroMan
    @SkeledroMan 4 роки тому +32

    We need to see Olaf install one of those and show how it sounds. Please make this happen i'm praying

  • @marusaslibrary
    @marusaslibrary 4 роки тому +158

    Breeettt s back🌍😭💕💕
    He was yesterday too but im still very happy😌

    • @martintxurru
      @martintxurru 4 роки тому +3

      Yesterday's video was prerecorded

    • @allegrovivace6806
      @allegrovivace6806 4 роки тому +1

      @@martintxurru oh how do you know that

    • @flutesgalaxy
      @flutesgalaxy 4 роки тому

      Do you know the music s name ???? 6:36 6:55

    • @marusaslibrary
      @marusaslibrary 4 роки тому

      @@martintxurru i asumed so as well

    • @sisitmae
      @sisitmae 4 роки тому

      @@allegrovivace6806 it's assumption, bc the video before the previous only has eddy, and he told us they'd record the video separately for some time.

  • @elizahansen1777
    @elizahansen1777 4 роки тому +28

    "Stop the holes"
    ~Brett 2020

  • @linglingsgreatestdisappoin856
    @linglingsgreatestdisappoin856 4 роки тому +50

    "Stop the holes!"
    -Twosetviolin, 2020

  • @fangere
    @fangere 4 роки тому +108

    As a guitar luthier, this hurts my soul.
    Soundwise, I'm not sure it'd do a whole lot. Certainly not any good. While I'm not a sound technician, my guess is certain sound frequencies would be slightly muted, while others would have an extra metallic overtone added to them. Would probably hurt sustain and resonance (how well the instrument holds sound)
    The website seemed to market it as taking strain off of the wood, which is very important in a guitar in some very specific applications. Most guitars have a two-part steel truss rod in the neck, which has one part pushing against the strings and the other part pulling, which essentially stops the neck from warping or unseating itself from the force of the strings (around 60kg in a steel string guitar I believe?). However, the body of the instrument is already very deliberately curved, and the wood grain is placed in a way that makes any of this a ridiculous idea.
    As for putting this into the instrument, I'm not sure how it would work in a violin, but in a guitar it would have to be extremely destructive. That joint at the butt of the instrument where the two sides join is one of the most difficult parts to get right when finishing the instrument, and the idea of drilling a whole in it to install this sounds pretty painful. Not to mention, as Olaf said, there are ribs inside the instrument to strengthen it and support the bridge (which has to take the strain of the strings), which would likely be in the way depending on the rib design.

  • @yokisullivan8647
    @yokisullivan8647 4 роки тому +6

    Olaf is like that one guy in movies who always helps back the protagonists' asses up.

  • @Ava-nx1zy
    @Ava-nx1zy 4 роки тому +150

    theres only one way to make my violin sound better:
    take it away from me.

  • @chipmonkey7266
    @chipmonkey7266 4 роки тому +133

    "God pillar improves tone of ANY instrument!"
    Me wondering where it would go on my trumpet 🤔

    • @AndyZach
      @AndyZach 4 роки тому +10

      "And it doubles as a mute!"

    • @PCPSavedMyLife2013
      @PCPSavedMyLife2013 4 роки тому +29

      This works for singers too, you've just got to sit on it, and while its vibrating you'll improve your own vocal vibrato.

    • @plasmatr
      @plasmatr 4 роки тому +7

      @@PCPSavedMyLife2013 AMAZING

    • @chipmonkey7266
      @chipmonkey7266 4 роки тому +11

      @@PCPSavedMyLife2013 wait if you sit in it, does that mean it's in your...
      oh no.

    • @gw2156
      @gw2156 Рік тому

      Use it to prop up the lid on your piano or maybe use it as chopsticks

  • @sadgry1232
    @sadgry1232 4 роки тому +80

    Nothing can seperate TWOSETVIOLIN.
    COVID-19: Hold my beer.

    • @cinnabard955
      @cinnabard955 4 роки тому +6

      Also Covid-19: okay maybe you were alittle right

    • @gillyweedniharry
      @gillyweedniharry 4 роки тому +7

      Ha! They were separated before when Brett was still playing for the Sydney Orchestra, and they still made videos. So, no, this coronavirus can't bring them apart.

    • @tb0744
      @tb0744 4 роки тому +2

      COVID-19 has entered the chat

    • @MmadA-lg6ix
      @MmadA-lg6ix 4 роки тому

      Corona beer?

  • @qjnp2730
    @qjnp2730 4 роки тому +27

    i absolutely love the fact that the rod reminds eddy of bubble tea straws. someone give these boys some bubble tea during the quarantine period 😭

  • @TheVoitel
    @TheVoitel 4 роки тому +18

    There might be a benefit from this principle for very cheap violins. Although you probably should not do this yourself and the rod does not seem to be installed in a very good manner (come on, that might just rip out!), there may be some benefits to be gained:
    What this basically does is to create a stiff continuation from the neck to the endpin (which does *not* touch the body of the violin otherwise (as olafs example does), which would drastically deteriorate resonance). This means that now the strings are not attached to the body of the instrument. Thereby:
    → If your instrument is not built well you might have a lot of resonance of the length of the instrument. This reduces the loudness of the instrument, since the string looses energy that is not picked up by the bridge. Also this can have a bad effect on the tone due to unequal dampening.
    A rod just like this will lead to much less resonance over the length of the instrument, thus the instrument will get a better response.
    → If the strings are attached to the body, they will put pressure on the sound board, thereby compessing it a bit. A good violin maker will carefully select and carve his wood for a high amount of homogenity. But if you use ill suited wood, this might affect the resonance of the wood very badly. With such a rod, the pressure will be on the neck and the rod (and importantly on the joint between neck and rod, which is just not stable enough with this thing), resulting in less lateral pressure on the soundboard.
    These things should not be a problem on a well built instrument, but a very cheap instrument might in fact profit from such a rod.

  • @justinshadaraneta2140
    @justinshadaraneta2140 4 роки тому +56

    For the first couple minutes I was confused why Brett looked taller than Eddy.

  • @minervascorpio7618
    @minervascorpio7618 4 роки тому +44

    Instructions unclear. I need to go to the hospital, I may have gotten a god pillar stuck up my as-

  • @janisn.4502
    @janisn.4502 4 роки тому +42

    The makers missed a chance to call in “the mighty god rod”

  • @jax3699
    @jax3699 4 роки тому +170

    Everyone: I'm glad there back together again making a video
    Me: SOciAl diStAncInG 101

  • @ensieh6918
    @ensieh6918 4 роки тому +40

    ad : sticks "god pillar" in violin
    violinists: _confused screaming_
    lingling: *ight, imma head out*

  • @stx6909dkjdnde
    @stx6909dkjdnde 3 роки тому +12

    If Brett or Eddy put their “God Pillar” to where they think it goes it would sound like screaming and screaming

  • @KaeraNeko
    @KaeraNeko 4 роки тому +28

    Aaa, Olaf is such a ray of sunshine!

  • @opismagnum3224
    @opismagnum3224 4 роки тому +7

    3:51 Brett Yang everybody

  • @adriennex8373
    @adriennex8373 4 роки тому +29

    *When you can speak both English and Chinese and this video just got twice as embarrassing*
    (Screams internally)

  • @Mkdc2712
    @Mkdc2712 4 роки тому +35

    "That's against violin rights!"
    -Eddy, 2020
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂