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- Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
- OK, I watched Event Horizon and Sunshine back-to-back. If that's a crime, arrest me. Suggestions for videos where I don't cover my face with horrible grease are welcome.
"Oh, no! Stay back! Project Hubris doesn't have the special effects budget for the horror that I'm witnessing off-screen!"
Lol. Reminds me of the original The Blob and how it all took place at night and in dark rooms, one might suspect because of a lack of budget for lighting.
In one scene, the Blob conventionally turns the lights out at a doctor's office before it attacks.
@@janeeyre1990 "The original" as in the 50s one? Or are you talking about the 80s remake?
Big effects budget does not always (or often) equal good effects. There are a lot of movies where some things probably would actually *have* been more effective off screen.
That is simply not true! I am confident that we can use the budget we have to have amazing on-screen effects for Project Hubris. It will even be easy. The effects will even rival Avengers and Avatar!
Like the Joueur du Grenier said
"If you can't see it, it ain't ugly"
Ironically, this mission should have been cancelled but the guy who organised it didn't want to lose face.
Face, the final frontier.
That joke was cancerous
😂😂
@@Horatio787 😂😂😂
There was too much hubris involved if you ask me ;)
Captain: I tore off my own face.
Deadman: You don't seem very upset.
Captain: We were not close.
They grew apart
I never really looked at the guy before, honestly.
Captain Gunnar Gunnarsson
"So this is where your nose is"
Good sir, I totally died on that one!
"Project Hubris" is so bold and on-the-nose that it comes back around to being subtle and witty again, I love it
They tend to go with "Icarus" which yeah, they may as well just call it Hubris.
Noo he didn't have a chance to scatter the logs around the ship in such a way that who over follows the distress signal will hear them one by one in order, but only get to the last one that reveals the danger just as they are in danger them selves.
The last log will be in the room with lots of health packs and ammo
That or he could have crypted the message so that it would take precisely and conveniently 4 days to be decoded.
But at least he sent the Latin distress signal
Surely the computer will be damaged and the logs will only be recovered slowly over a couple of days, in order.
It's okay, Captain Lane will do it!
'Break them up and scatter them through the ship'.
Make us whole again.
great, now i want Alasdair to do a cameo in a log for the dead space reboot
It’s not a reboot, it’s a remake.
@@markdibuo3756 im not gonna argue with a pedant in the youtube comments.
I hope they make dead space 4 and have this guy be all of the characters
Well they have to, because in the future data storage devices can only hold up the a minute of recorded media
The jarring cut from "Everything's fine" to "THE CAPTAIN HAS EATEN HIS OWN FACE" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Made even better by the end of that clip being so cheery.
I went through the academy with Deadman. I’ve never seen someone so driven before and it was only after our final exam I found out why. Seems his own father disappeared on the infamous Project Icarus. That was why he was first to sign up for Project Hubris, as it was in the same sector Icarus lost contact.
Project Icarus was a mission to get parameter readings on Mercury. However, tragically, they overshot the planet and ended up flying too close to the sun.
I hear that the space suits were not up to regulation, and the visors had no UV shielding. Supposedly, everyone's faces were fried to a crispy, delicious golden brown.
Was it before of after they lost contact with project Babel ? But I have a good feeling about Starship Titanic and Dyson sphere Jericho.
Yes, i don't understand how is it that all those proyects founded by Azrael Labs (a subsidiary of Morningstar inc.) ended up so badly.
@@notsure9519 lol
That is Project Icarus that was the one went looking for what happened to Project Prometheus?
Poor Deadman, maybe if he had longingly rewatched his wife and/or children's birthday tapes some more, things could have been different
Weird that he was watching his wife's birthday tape.
ROFL!
@@SsnakeBite well people have more than 1 birthday in their lifetimes you know
Literallly!!
@@SsnakeBite Is it not acceptable to record a woman's birthday?
I love that the crew was comprised of both British and American actors. Best line ever.
Weird there wasn't a crew member with a clear Russian accent. Guess this wasn't a story about how we should all get along in the face of a common threat. Covid has shattered that illusion.
@@camelopardalis84as a Russian, I think that мы должны сплотиться перед лицом общей угрозы!!
@@justvid366 Сильные мира сего показали, что не готовы к этому.
@@camelopardalis84 I disagree, товарищ! We must unite!
@@justvid366 Haha, I guessed that word correctly. I even looked at it, but it didn't look like that word. (I can decipher the Cyrillic alphabet a little bit.) And you are right, we must unite. But we first have to eat a couple of people.
But other than everyone being dead, were all the readings still within acceptable parameters?
Twist: they were.
@@ABeckettKing I'm assuming that the rescue team suspected nothing due to acceptable parameter readings and happily sat down to eat their faces.
Enough that the faceless multinational/interplanetary corporation funding the mission wanted the rescue team to sacrifice as many members as possible to insure they get the readings of the parameters.
@@lemeres2478 Urmanian shop now have human face sandwich on menu
@@lemeres2478 Faceless cuz it was eaten? :P
Sweet mother of milkshakes. I need two scientists engaged in an intense rivalry, one profound psychologist, a tough guy and one android. We're going in! We're gonna find those audio logs even if it takes us 12 levels and over 37 minutes of cutscenes.
I'd eat my own face to be on that team!
@@michelguevara151 I already did! 😶
*_*KZZT*_* _"Tough Guy's radio log. The vaguely-ethnic female scientist with the British accent and the androgynous synthetic human went to go check out the medical bay with conspicuously laid out surgical equipment, myself and the American scientist with a known history of shady government connections went to check out the eerie cathedral-like engine core with poor lighting. I don't know what it is about this place, but it makes me think back to my hastily referenced background in the questionably ethical private security sector. I can't help but feel like my mistakes are coming back to bite me in the ass in poetic fashion very soon. Tough Guy out."_ *_*KZZT*_*
@@chesterstevens8870 we found this message from Tough Guy, and these bits of Tough Guy are spread evenly throughout the hallway.
We're proceeding inside, I'm going to use the bits like breadcrumbs to mark our path
Skip. Skip. skip. Skip.
There. Now it is reduced to 4 minutes of first lines from each cutscene.
If Sci-Fi has taught me anything, naming your project after a religious/mythological concept that is tangentially-related to your experiment is the fastest way to a grotesque death
Event Horizon? Heart of Gold?
@@benholroyd5221
These names both have mythological roots…. i am sure of it
So project "Ave Maria" is doomed?
@@themurrrr Ah yes. the Event Horizon is a reference to Zeus's Filofax
You should choose a more family-friendly name, like Project Oedipus.
"Don't... walk slowly towards me!" is the best line ever
What, he wanted him to walk FASTER towards him?
I would argue "there was a bit of face on the door handle" might rank a bit higher.
His "I'm overcome with female emotions" in the Film Noir video is a good contender, I would say.
It's certainly in the top 5,000
@@matthewsandstrom2160 "broadcast a distress signal in latin" did it for me
What if project Hubris is still on track, because the crew's death was project Hubris all along
What if project hubris was the friends we made along the way?
@@ShawndaPrawn Project Hubris was the faces we ate along the way
project hubris was the acceptable parameters we made along the way
Given how in most media everything is "still going according to a plan" even though the villains entire army has been defeated it probably is
Directed by Shamalamadingdong
Resolving Latin diphthongs is always a problem with mixed British / American crews. In the original script they were eating their faeces.
Genius comment!
That made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
I think your wil find they were eating their fasces...
You know it's over for the guy when he starts talking about his family back home
Death flag
"Good thing I'm just a few days from retirement up here."
Has there ever been an example, parody or otherwise, where a side character says that and actually lives at the end.
Well, the only advantages of being in a space ship/station is that you're allowed to talk about your family as long as you spend a lot of time watching video of them.
And you know that he doesn’t know it’s already too late when he doesn’t know whether he has a wife, children, or both.
This is why I avoid all games of Buckaroo
Outstanding move
It should come with a safety warning!
Maybe the most dangerous game isn't knife-tennis after all?
Those of us that enjoy the dark side have moved on to.... Hungry Hippos
@@richbuilds_com Caution - may cause sudden onset of violence and auto-cannibalism of one's own face.
So comforting to know that some people are vigilant and enthusiastic enough not to get distracted from their projects only because someone ate their own face. Now that's what I call work ethic!
Yah. Kids these days would be all "Oh, my God, the captain just ate his own face! I need time off and psychological treatment." Back when I went on long trips through the interstellar void for hush hush scientific experiments for shady conglomerates, I got my work done! Even after that event in '256, where the captain got impregnated by that alien, then started talking about the return of the elder beings and scrawling runes on the walls with his own blood. I just told him to knock it off and get back to work.
‘I think it was just one of those days, when voices are raised, faces are eaten...’
Yeah, I feel that. Some days really do be like that.
The message at the end, "Tuam faciem manduca", translates from Latin to "Eat your face". Brilliant.
I was hoping someone already had the answer.
I noticed that too!
Needs to be memed
Hahahhaa. I was about to put the same thing... I guess I'm late! ;-)
I don’t know Latin, but I understood it.
"Where we're going, we won't need face"
- Dr. Weir
I was hoping that someone would reference that movie
What movie, please?
@@rachaelknudsen8801 Event Horizon. I think the original quote was something like "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
@@ThreadBomb Thanks. I recognized it as a variant of the Back to the Future line, "Where we're going, we won't need roads." Might need to check out Event Horizon.
@@rachaelknudsen8801 I guess the difference is that Doc Brown hadn't torn the road out with his bare hands when he said that, unlike poor Sam Neill.
"an/or children" is an underrated line
"...anyway, I said to him: 'You know it's not a good idea to set the code to the weapons locker to 54321', but he wouldn't listen to me."
And then leave a note with the code on it in a room that has nothing to do with the security chief or the weapons locker itself
I had good feelings about Officer Deadman and Project Hubris. I didn't see that twist.
One of our best, on the most secret mission, with our most experimental technology?
Mixed accents and everything.
How did it go wrong?
Get me our second best crew, and that other ship we made, the one we made even thou the first mission was planned flawlessly and we didn't need it.
Until now.
We can't make a third.
There's no time to explain this all now, take these instructions, maps, plans for tools and weapons, ammo and resources and scatter them all around the ship and I'll get the scientist who designed this thing in the first place.
🤔
"Also, I will write some very vague warnings on the walls of the ship with my own blood and distribute the most essential log recordings in the most distant and hardest to reach sections of the ship. And of course the distress signal will not contain any concrete information which would let any approaching ship know not to get onboard this ship."
I'm a rescue team member, we already got onboard. Wait, I see someone there... There is a survivor! It's the captain! There is something strange about him, he definitely needs medical assistance. Let's transfer him onto our own ship
@@Catzen123 And also lets ignore all quarantine and safety procedures
Reminds me of the end of "Alien Cargo", where the very distress signal SSS-17 sends out clearly notifies of biohazard onboard.
"there was a bit of face on the door handle" 🤣
Can relate, especially public restrooms
Tuam faciem manduca means "eat your face" in Latin XD
Also loving the blatant Event Horizon references in this one!
Always scatter the logs around randomly, but also somehow in a way that when they're found, you'll find the one that reveals why things have gone wrong last.
Clutched in the hand of a corpse tucked behind a door in a room that was sealed off, with the instructions on how to use the device in that room because the dead guy was dying too much to finish the job himself.
The rest of the logs are the last survivor leaving notes as he tried to fix everything himself so he can write a report later. (The access pipes are filled with gore and the gore is growing eyes and teeth. I'd hate to be the one to purge those pipes. I might have to if I'm going to get to the controls for the electic passcard system. I'll worry about that if my top clearance access card stops working. Code 1984 Alpha Lambda is the override password.) And then you have to fight a pipe monster.
Cafeteria is full of people who got infected with the sludge? Log by the the cafe door, talking about the food dispensor's source tank and how it might have been contaminated. Optional task later to dose the tank with the cure and save a room full of people for the secret ending.
Log in the captain's chair, survivor goofing off in the control room for stress relief, and then talking about how the captain was flirting with him and explained all the controls. He's thinking of forcing the ship to blow up but he knows this could happen again so he has to preserve evidence. The process is X Y Z in case he changes his mind.
Scatter them around in a narratively compelling order.
Imagine if they're all found out of sequence.
In Dead Space there's a video log by a guy who's bleeding out and he shows you a way to kill the monsters. What a chad. Way to actually use your dying message for something useful.
In fact, the message appears in the first Dead Space halfway or so through the game. And then Isaac saves it to rewatch it in Dead Space 2
@@cdru515 And he's not just rewatching it to remind himself. He already knows what it teaches. He has allies that he's sending it to, for their benefit.
A really clever way to re-use something in a way that makes perfect sense in the story, and therefore doesn't to seem patronising to devoted fans.
@@cdru515 no I’m pretty sure he finds it in dead space 2. 1 I’m pretty sure didn’t let you throw limbs back at enemies for impalement. It’s in 3 where he is with a crew who hasn’t dealt with necromorphs, he says something like “hey, I found this video log back on Titan station, it showed me this trick that helped me save a helluva lot of ammunition, I’ll share it with yall.”
And they even hint at the effectiveness of it because this guy, who literally has no weapons, and is most likely a civi, was able to get quite far just by using it.
Imagine if Ishimura's crew just straight sent video and message like "it's all fucking monsters and shit. stay away. nuke us". And then Isaac and his crew, and everyone else, stay safe.
That contrast of how the script doesn't take itself seriously at all, versus the amazing acting and visual effects is hilarious.
"my wife and/or children" killed me
Curiously, they would later find a personnel file listing his first name as "Schrodinger".
The little digital artifacts making noise for no other reason than to be scary is such a perfect detail.
Imagine the hubris of attempting to face such things with a vaguely international cast when you have a loving wife and or children at home.
Loss of face is key here
Perhaps we can still learn a thing or two from Project Hubris, tragically cut short though it was.
This comment. This is gold.
@@Owl_bee I think it's a good idea to gather as much information as we can from Project Hubris, so that we can perhaps try to recreate it several years later with an entirely new vaguely international cast, and - depending on the original's reception - potentially a larger budget.
Imagine the captain attempting to face things.
I wanted to rewatch Event Horizon and perhaps finally watch Sunshine. However, this video summary saved me a couple of hours of my life.
Sunshine was very pretty. Loved the cinematography.
Watch it while doing something else. Just keep checking up to see the visuals 🤣
This video saved you a lot of suffering.
Don't listen to the haters; _Sunshine_ is great if you love both _Silent Running_ and _The Exorcist._
Both are good.
The first half of Sunshine was great, the second half dropped the ball somewhat but enjoyable nonetheless.
I thought that Hubrus was going to be doomed, but readings were still within acceptable parameters.
Brilliant! Good show!
Ah, I see, that's brilliant, by speeding up Event Horizon so it only lasts a minute and a half you avoid the copyright bots.
How considerate to spread the log books out. Rescue crews appreciate that.
especially after collecting bits of face everywhere.
@@michelguevara151 off course. The collections found, are then collected, bound and become facebook..
@@parsoniareigns Some real Meta jokes here.
Ahh the cutscenes from EA's new game - DeadFace
Now available for $79.99
Each of the three dlc is $29.99
With you having to unlock each of the 15 short missions for 4.99
PS: Online Multiplayer delayed till December 2022, sold separately
Face sold separately for $9.99. Every time your face gets ripped off you need to buy a new one.
@@leetri EA wants to know your location
(for positive reasons)
You mean Mass Effect: Andromeda?
"Petty officer, John Deadman. Personal log. Project Hubris is well under way."
Less than 5 seconds and you packed that many jokes in. This video is so tightly written. Great job with all of these videos the past couple of months (and to many before that; I just happen to be catching up).
"The only thing that remains for me to do is split up these logs and scatter them throughout the ship"
Having just finished a videogame that was very along these lines, all I can say is... yeah, I know right.
"Just right off in the middle of a game of Buckaroo" genuinely sounds like a quote from _The Day Today_
John Deadman must come from a long, proud line of Deadmen.
His ancestors were part of the Magellan expedition, the Roanoke Colony, the Scott Expedition and worked at Harrisburg, Fukushima, Chernobyl and the Titanic.
Well, we all come from a long line of dead men when you think about it. Oh my gosh - even me! D=
WJ ZAV I heard he’s related to the Gunnarsonn’s, you couldn’t ask for better relatives then that.
A story about a cursed bloodline where a man is destined to die each generation in various historic disasters
The most realistic part was that a game of buckaroo drove someone completely insane
I love the little brain fart when your brain automatically tries to imagine how "eating one's own face" works and sends back "Error: Does not compute."
That was the only thing that saved the ship's computer from eating its _own_ face as well.
"I must break up these logs and scatter them about the ship..."
Reminded me immediately of Yahtzee Crowshaw's pisstake song about lazy videogame plot contrivances, "Random Documents and Audio Logs." 😂
One of the many projects I came up with during lockdown to keep me sane was a spoof of the space horror genre called I Don’t Want to Die in Space, the level at which you beat me to it (writing, acting, heck even the title) all I can say is well done sir
Watch space mistakes by SNL. They aren't usually funny but this sketch had my whole family crying.
Don´t be that harsh to yourself. I thought your short sci-fi short was good.
That sounds sick!!
Can I see your project? Also is this like a videogame or novel or short video or what?
I could see a board game, or a card game a la Munchkin with that name.
And after finding these videos, the rescue team feels they need to investigate into “Project Hubris” deeper. Perhaps start their own game of Buckaroo and they *DEFINITELY* don’t need to leave.
Behold the plot of dead space.
Yeah, they’ll just mop up the bits of face that are here and there and reboot the ship’s computer and ask it about Project Hubris. That’ll go well.
@@65-bitgamer In fairness to Dead Space, its less that they choose not to leave and more that they can't. They fuck up the ship on entry so they have to find a new ship first.
It would've been called Project Icarus, but that name was already taken for the ship sent out to explore some rumors about Cthulu-esque ruins on a literally dark planet in the other direction.
EVENT HORIZON traumatized me for decades. This was the healing I needed. Thanks ABK. ❤🖤
Day 2: "The captain ate his own face. So what? The project is going according to plan, as the captain's face was not the reason why he was hired. I'll have no nepotism in space!"
Hahahaha!!! Every sci-fi survival horror space movie ever. I love it!
More precisely Event Horizon by Paul WS Anderson
Also various video games.
Specifically System Shock 2 and Dead Space.
@@TheCakeIsntReal That's what I was thinking.
@@dwarrow25 And parts of ME2, pretty much every game in the Alien(s) franchise ever and countless other games.
When you said the captain had eaten his face then continued on about Project Hubris being on-track, I died from laughter. Which is better than dying in space.
The captain had eaten his own face, oh no! Anyway..
I like how his ability to get into the reactor room was only thwarted by the handle being icky
"You know, voices are raised, faces are eaten" 🤣🤣🤣
Damn, who could have forseen that Project Hubris would fail?
Nonsense - it didn’t fail! It was merely a minor setback and provided valuable data…
Which I am setting up a team to retrieve…
@@oldvlognewtricks count me in! I've already promised to my pregnant wife that it will be my last space mission, and after that we are going to live long and happy life together.
Gosh, this man is so brilliant. I wish someone would fund him to do these vids once a week...hell, once a day.
I guess I'll have to eat my face off while I wait.
#hungryformorealisdair
The compositing on these videos is really quite impressive for short, silly skits (in general actually)
The green screening is well done with intentional lighting and color matching after the fact! Cheers to that mate 🥂
Thanks to whoever found all these logs scattered around the ship and compiled them conveniently for us watching here on UA-cam.
Wait, what am I doing to my face!
Still a smarter crew member than anyone in _Alien: Covenant_ .
Pretty much any horror movie protag is smarter than them
Alien Covenant was a teenagers-go-to-remote-cabin slasher film with an overlay of sci-fi. To predict their next move you just had to ask, “What is the most obviously stupid thing they could do?”
@@hiltonian_1260 oh so it's like Game of Thrones, except instead of obviously stupid, they always do whatever is the worst possible thing a person could do
@@hiltonian_1260 we always wanted to know who and where those "90% can't solve this puzzle" are
Or _Prometheus._
Honestly I can't wait for this new space FPS game. Hu-brace. The graphics engine is working so smoothly I swear that that's an actual ginger playing John Deadman and not just bits of code. And the interior of the International Vaguely space craft is so well rendered.
"Voiced were raised, faces were eaten"... understandable, happens to the best of us! RIP Deadman.
It's so nice to see that Gunnar Gunnarsonn achieved so much... I mean an astronaut! That's something.
This is actually Gunnar Gunnarsonn's grandson, Gunnar Deadmen (nee Gunnarsonsonson). He took his wife's last name. I'm sure his grandfather is very proud!
@@DemonicNightmare gunnfather
@@BenGras that was gunnar gunnarson's father, tho i guess that makes him deadman's great gunnfather xD
We should launch an investigation.
Captain Pathos is perfect for the job. She's a no nonsense former Russian military vet who is estranged from her son, hates space and may be bisexual.
When you say military vet, she looked after the army dogs and horses, that sort of thing, right...?
@@Somnogenesis oh gawd that's even better.
Quick, someone get Jane Lynch or Helen Mirren on the phone!
Does she have a shaved head and endless magazines in her plasma rifle?
Project Hubris is maybe the most clever thing I’ve heard in months.
I love these videos. Not only for the satisfyingly on-point parodies, tropes, etc., but for the amazing comments so many people respond with as well :D
Calling it “Project Hubris” is also a genius name on ABK’s part considering the lesson of most messed up rocket ship in space films.
?? It's literally the main joke.
@@C.I... yes
@UCCucd5q0MkLI__B3VtXvn1Q “we’ve named it Narcissus after it’s heavily detailed perfected planning, nothing can pass through our ingenious design.”
@@terra_the_nightingale135 You're acting like you found a hidden connection nobody else did, when it's literally the central conceit of the video.
Woah, so amazing that he called the video "man who is about to die in space", considering the fact that he is in space, and dies!
@@C.I... Come on, you're right, but you're also kind of mean. Let him be happy with his finding. :)
My brother once watched a silly TV show where somebody was obviously traiterous and my brother picked up on that and loudly proclaimed it. He thought he was clever for finding out, but the TV people made this traitor look sketchy on purpose. I was a bit annoyed, but later I thought, hey, my brother had lots of fun and was completely immersed in the show, that is a good thing!
Wish you a good day. :)
Never clicked on a video so fast
The best ever summary of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine!
This is still one of my favorite videos of all time.
Tuam Faciem Manduca
Translate: Eat Your Face
That line about scattering the logs about the ship...Having flashbacks to every space/horror game I ever played. Lol!
The premise for so many computer games, I love it.
I love that this was very specifically Event Horizon while also being universal for the genre.
"That message was sent from the UNS Chungus about 4 days ago, after that their radio went dark."
We'll send UNS Gunnar Gunnarsonson to inspect what happened instead of dragging the ship to see what happen.
UNS Gunner Gunnorsonson just went dark.
@@Saint_Wolf_ haha that killed me
Noo, I loved Deadman! I loved the way he acted needlessly passive-aggressive and hostile towards the main character for no apparent reason in the way only he could!
Holy crap my man, you went from a couple hundreds subs to 238,000 in less than a year! Bravo!
Thank you!
Every time I wander by and watch this again, I really want to watch the full film.
Scientists seriously need to stop naming their projects “Hubris”. They never end well
Oh, and I suppose we shouldn't have called the ship the U.S.S. Icarus, either?
@@BenMarcWilliams I'm not sure if you actually realize that's a Stargate Universe reference. Because they started at Icarus Base.
@@EGRJ I did not realize that.
Why would you ever name something that?
@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?
@@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?
I like how the video distorts when he doesn't speak.
*How Polite!*
This was brilliant, every line is so packed!
Goddamn.. How do you only have 234k Subs... This is the best goddamn stuff on youtube.. Thank you, for giving me entertainment, whilst i wait for passengers to arrive, so i can begin preperations to take off... Thank you, Alasdair Beckett-King, for quality Entertainment. You saved the pilot industry
You forgot. We Americans like British actors who speak with an American accent, and we tolerate easily American actors (who are not classically trained) who speak with a bad British accent.
"...giving everything a vaguely international feel". LOL
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. But I still sometimes have dreams of the Prince of Thieves... Oh Lawd.
@@SpecialSalads , not true anymore.
Canada has a thriving film and tv industry.
And more recently, South Korean filmmakers have been putting out amazing stuff that has reached international audiences, especially in the horror and thriller genres.
In terms of television, I would say the UK certainly rivals the US in terms of comedy, or live comedy formats like panel shows. And the Taskmaster format has now been exported to all of Scandinavia, New Zealand, Spain, etc., despite failing to get a foothold in the US.
I am born and raised in the US and don't like how corrupt my country is. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I encourage everyone to support non-US media.
@@SpecialSalads We cringe a little too, especially when we can do better without a language coach from Hollywood.
I've been watching enough British and Aussie and Kiwi TV shows that I'm starting to get good at noticing when they're trying to fake an American accent.
A. This is brilliant.
B. I loved Event Horizon.
C. I need to watch Sunshine.
I lost it at "break these messages up and scatter them around the ship."
My God, I'm just seeing this transmission now! This distress signal is 3 days old! Bloody hell, I should have subscribed!
I would 100% play this FMV.
I can taste my face now!
I prefer the sequel, Guys Who Are About To Die In Spaces.
Sounds more like a prequel
@@MarcoKlammer sequel-prequel
Yeah, but the manga was better, though. The film even left out the character of Captain Shitweasel
I'm awaiting the fourth sequel/semi-reboot, _The_ Guy Who Is About To Die In Space.
Come on, the sequel is should be named "Guys who about to die because they met another guys who already died, in Spaces"
"Project hubris is on track" you got me, well done sir...
A bit of face on the door handle..... I love this man
The names you come up with for your vids are fantastic. Gunar Gunarsonson, Insalubrious, and the Hubris - perfection.
I can‘t wait to see the rescue mission.
Board the ship without scanning it properly, send in the most aggressive and cynical crew members. Have them split up. Works every time.
@@thechapelperilous don't forget about one person who is immortal and too powerful, he will save the day and be the last survivor
@@Charlie-vp5tn despite eating his own face.
Project Hubris II: Facing the aftermath
Now look. I don't want to complain or anything. I mean, you do a really good job and you work very hard at these things and I really appreciate that. But, you've goofed. It's not a major goof and probably you have your own reasons for doing so, but there's no way Petty Officer Deadman is in the right colored uniform. I mean, granted, it's a slightly different genre, but still...
I love the popping lightbulb at the beginning, it manages to be both ominous and hilarious.
All the science, I don’t understand.
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Til touchdown brings me round again to find
I've got no face and I can't get back home
Oh no, no, no
I am John Deadman
You know from the start that the guy recording these messages will always die, it just seals their fate.
This is why I refuse mementos or information keeping of any kind and am completely oblivious of my own past. It is survival.
Well, there is a reason we never see Mark Watney talk about any family except mentioning his parents (nobody who has parents is going to die, pff) and they never make an onscreen appearance.
@@wjzav1971 Just make sure not to mention any illnesses or disorders your parents may have. If you're the only one able to care for them in their old age, especially if they're dying, you're 83% more likely to end up in life threatening situations.
@@Wayclarke you fool! That just means you'll be the corpse that first confirms something has gone terribly wrong. You're not avoiding death flags; you're preparing yourself to become scenery.
@@dynamicworlds1 What have I done?! D:
Where he's going, he won't need eyes to see.
“Project Hubris” is the best description I’ve ever heard for the projects that tend to be the catalyst of these films 😂
Is this the guy who walk up to mysterius alien artifacts and touches them? Whose father is just a working class engineer with no surname?
Must be his descendant. A bit like Blackadder.... IN SPAAAACE!
Is he related to Officer Deadman, the US cop just two days from retirement?
Poor Officer Deadman. He was so looking forward to retirement with his school teacher wife. He was one of the good ones, you know?
In the director's cut there is a scene with Deadman looking at a picture of his wife and Janey, his daughter with braces on her legs for undisclosed reasons, and he tells them he's comin' home. A good character moment so we really feel it when he eats his own face. Poor Janie, never get those braces off now.
"Where we're going, we won't need faces... to possess... in order to... eat... that said face... .........."