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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • OK, I watched Event Horizon and Sunshine back-to-back. If that's a crime, arrest me. Suggestions for videos where I don't cover my face with horrible grease are welcome.

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  • @TheZetaKai
    @TheZetaKai 2 роки тому +4227

    "Oh, no! Stay back! Project Hubris doesn't have the special effects budget for the horror that I'm witnessing off-screen!"

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +81

      Lol. Reminds me of the original The Blob and how it all took place at night and in dark rooms, one might suspect because of a lack of budget for lighting.
      In one scene, the Blob conventionally turns the lights out at a doctor's office before it attacks.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +16

      @@janeeyre1990 "The original" as in the 50s one? Or are you talking about the 80s remake?

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 2 роки тому +31

      Big effects budget does not always (or often) equal good effects. There are a lot of movies where some things probably would actually *have* been more effective off screen.

    • @Ancarius
      @Ancarius 2 роки тому +18

      That is simply not true! I am confident that we can use the budget we have to have amazing on-screen effects for Project Hubris. It will even be easy. The effects will even rival Avengers and Avatar!

    • @Dark_Peace
      @Dark_Peace 2 роки тому +17

      Like the Joueur du Grenier said
      "If you can't see it, it ain't ugly"

  • @RaymanRocks822
    @RaymanRocks822 2 роки тому +9041

    Ironically, this mission should have been cancelled but the guy who organised it didn't want to lose face.

  • @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee
    @Sheriff_Bruce_Lee 2 роки тому +509

    Captain: I tore off my own face.
    Deadman: You don't seem very upset.
    Captain: We were not close.

  • @Joel-tm7xq
    @Joel-tm7xq 2 роки тому +803

    "Project Hubris" is so bold and on-the-nose that it comes back around to being subtle and witty again, I love it

    • @ryanandrews7761
      @ryanandrews7761 2 роки тому +62

      They tend to go with "Icarus" which yeah, they may as well just call it Hubris.

  • @DragonBreath3000
    @DragonBreath3000 2 роки тому +6941

    Noo he didn't have a chance to scatter the logs around the ship in such a way that who over follows the distress signal will hear them one by one in order, but only get to the last one that reveals the danger just as they are in danger them selves.

    • @106640guy
      @106640guy 2 роки тому +673

      The last log will be in the room with lots of health packs and ammo

    • @En_theo
      @En_theo 2 роки тому +243

      That or he could have crypted the message so that it would take precisely and conveniently 4 days to be decoded.

    • @leow193
      @leow193 2 роки тому +183

      But at least he sent the Latin distress signal

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 2 роки тому +128

      Surely the computer will be damaged and the logs will only be recovered slowly over a couple of days, in order.

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 2 роки тому +38

      It's okay, Captain Lane will do it!

  • @JoshStrifeHayes
    @JoshStrifeHayes 2 роки тому +5417

    'Break them up and scatter them through the ship'.
    Make us whole again.

    • @Conargle
      @Conargle 2 роки тому +79

      great, now i want Alasdair to do a cameo in a log for the dead space reboot

    • @markdibuo3756
      @markdibuo3756 2 роки тому +8

      It’s not a reboot, it’s a remake.

    • @Conargle
      @Conargle 2 роки тому +45

      @@markdibuo3756 im not gonna argue with a pedant in the youtube comments.

    • @bezoznaught5261
      @bezoznaught5261 2 роки тому +22

      I hope they make dead space 4 and have this guy be all of the characters

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 2 роки тому +28

      Well they have to, because in the future data storage devices can only hold up the a minute of recorded media

  • @aligallaton3978
    @aligallaton3978 2 роки тому +725

    The jarring cut from "Everything's fine" to "THE CAPTAIN HAS EATEN HIS OWN FACE" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @madeleinewelch6316
      @madeleinewelch6316 2 роки тому +25

      Made even better by the end of that clip being so cheery.

  • @toxaq
    @toxaq 2 роки тому +434

    I went through the academy with Deadman. I’ve never seen someone so driven before and it was only after our final exam I found out why. Seems his own father disappeared on the infamous Project Icarus. That was why he was first to sign up for Project Hubris, as it was in the same sector Icarus lost contact.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 роки тому +16

      Project Icarus was a mission to get parameter readings on Mercury. However, tragically, they overshot the planet and ended up flying too close to the sun.
      I hear that the space suits were not up to regulation, and the visors had no UV shielding. Supposedly, everyone's faces were fried to a crispy, delicious golden brown.

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 2 роки тому +63

      Was it before of after they lost contact with project Babel ? But I have a good feeling about Starship Titanic and Dyson sphere Jericho.

    • @notsure9519
      @notsure9519 2 роки тому +38

      Yes, i don't understand how is it that all those proyects founded by Azrael Labs (a subsidiary of Morningstar inc.) ended up so badly.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 2 роки тому +1

      @@notsure9519 lol

    • @ineptwizzard
      @ineptwizzard 2 роки тому +14

      That is Project Icarus that was the one went looking for what happened to Project Prometheus?

  • @slotzoffuntrue
    @slotzoffuntrue 2 роки тому +6348

    Poor Deadman, maybe if he had longingly rewatched his wife and/or children's birthday tapes some more, things could have been different

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 2 роки тому +128

      Weird that he was watching his wife's birthday tape.

    • @Martial-Mat
      @Martial-Mat 2 роки тому +11

      ROFL!

    • @glowstoneunknown
      @glowstoneunknown 2 роки тому +86

      @@SsnakeBite well people have more than 1 birthday in their lifetimes you know

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 2 роки тому +5

      Literallly!!

    • @krashd
      @krashd 2 роки тому +48

      @@SsnakeBite Is it not acceptable to record a woman's birthday?

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 2 роки тому +8050

    I love that the crew was comprised of both British and American actors. Best line ever.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 роки тому +322

      Weird there wasn't a crew member with a clear Russian accent. Guess this wasn't a story about how we should all get along in the face of a common threat. Covid has shattered that illusion.

    • @justvid366
      @justvid366 2 роки тому +92

      ​@@camelopardalis84as a Russian, I think that мы должны сплотиться перед лицом общей угрозы!!

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 роки тому +25

      @@justvid366 Сильные мира сего показали, что не готовы к этому.

    • @justvid366
      @justvid366 2 роки тому +21

      @@camelopardalis84 I disagree, товарищ! We must unite!

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 2 роки тому +24

      @@justvid366 Haha, I guessed that word correctly. I even looked at it, but it didn't look like that word. (I can decipher the Cyrillic alphabet a little bit.) And you are right, we must unite. But we first have to eat a couple of people.

  • @BigBad-Wolf
    @BigBad-Wolf 2 роки тому +2342

    But other than everyone being dead, were all the readings still within acceptable parameters?

    • @ABeckettKing
      @ABeckettKing  2 роки тому +968

      Twist: they were.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +422

      @@ABeckettKing I'm assuming that the rescue team suspected nothing due to acceptable parameter readings and happily sat down to eat their faces.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 роки тому +74

      Enough that the faceless multinational/interplanetary corporation funding the mission wanted the rescue team to sacrifice as many members as possible to insure they get the readings of the parameters.

    • @romulusnr
      @romulusnr 2 роки тому +7

      @@lemeres2478 Urmanian shop now have human face sandwich on menu

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +6

      @@lemeres2478 Faceless cuz it was eaten? :P

  • @JeanLucPicard85
    @JeanLucPicard85 2 роки тому +560

    Sweet mother of milkshakes. I need two scientists engaged in an intense rivalry, one profound psychologist, a tough guy and one android. We're going in! We're gonna find those audio logs even if it takes us 12 levels and over 37 minutes of cutscenes.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +32

      I'd eat my own face to be on that team!

    • @boydsinclair7606
      @boydsinclair7606 2 роки тому +22

      @@michelguevara151 I already did! 😶

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +70

      *_*KZZT*_* _"Tough Guy's radio log. The vaguely-ethnic female scientist with the British accent and the androgynous synthetic human went to go check out the medical bay with conspicuously laid out surgical equipment, myself and the American scientist with a known history of shady government connections went to check out the eerie cathedral-like engine core with poor lighting. I don't know what it is about this place, but it makes me think back to my hastily referenced background in the questionably ethical private security sector. I can't help but feel like my mistakes are coming back to bite me in the ass in poetic fashion very soon. Tough Guy out."_ *_*KZZT*_*

    • @boydsinclair7606
      @boydsinclair7606 2 роки тому +27

      @@chesterstevens8870 we found this message from Tough Guy, and these bits of Tough Guy are spread evenly throughout the hallway.
      We're proceeding inside, I'm going to use the bits like breadcrumbs to mark our path

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 2 роки тому +9

      Skip. Skip. skip. Skip.
      There. Now it is reduced to 4 minutes of first lines from each cutscene.

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 2 роки тому +4215

    If Sci-Fi has taught me anything, naming your project after a religious/mythological concept that is tangentially-related to your experiment is the fastest way to a grotesque death

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 2 роки тому +106

      Event Horizon? Heart of Gold?

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 2 роки тому +57

      @@benholroyd5221
      These names both have mythological roots…. i am sure of it

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 роки тому +106

      So project "Ave Maria" is doomed?

    • @benholroyd5221
      @benholroyd5221 2 роки тому +64

      @@themurrrr Ah yes. the Event Horizon is a reference to Zeus's Filofax

    • @Netvoxer
      @Netvoxer 2 роки тому +248

      You should choose a more family-friendly name, like Project Oedipus.

  • @Sciaining
    @Sciaining 2 роки тому +3324

    "Don't... walk slowly towards me!" is the best line ever

    • @GandalfTheTsaagan
      @GandalfTheTsaagan 2 роки тому +30

      What, he wanted him to walk FASTER towards him?

    • @matthewsandstrom2160
      @matthewsandstrom2160 2 роки тому +65

      I would argue "there was a bit of face on the door handle" might rank a bit higher.

    • @vulps
      @vulps 2 роки тому +21

      His "I'm overcome with female emotions" in the Film Noir video is a good contender, I would say.

    • @breadyegg
      @breadyegg 2 роки тому +6

      It's certainly in the top 5,000

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 2 роки тому +21

      @@matthewsandstrom2160 "broadcast a distress signal in latin" did it for me

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 2 роки тому +384

    What if project Hubris is still on track, because the crew's death was project Hubris all along

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 2 роки тому +32

      What if project hubris was the friends we made along the way?

    • @Candlemancer
      @Candlemancer Рік тому +23

      ​@@ShawndaPrawn Project Hubris was the faces we ate along the way

    • @zeynaviegas
      @zeynaviegas Рік тому +11

      project hubris was the acceptable parameters we made along the way

    • @alexanderackerman3807
      @alexanderackerman3807 Рік тому +4

      Given how in most media everything is "still going according to a plan" even though the villains entire army has been defeated it probably is

    • @trixylizard6970
      @trixylizard6970 Рік тому +3

      Directed by Shamalamadingdong

  • @philipstevenson5166
    @philipstevenson5166 2 роки тому +94

    Resolving Latin diphthongs is always a problem with mixed British / American crews. In the original script they were eating their faeces.

  • @Alex_Eder
    @Alex_Eder 2 роки тому +2778

    You know it's over for the guy when he starts talking about his family back home

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 2 роки тому +65

      Death flag

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +137

      "Good thing I'm just a few days from retirement up here."

    • @iainmcdonald9032
      @iainmcdonald9032 2 роки тому +39

      Has there ever been an example, parody or otherwise, where a side character says that and actually lives at the end.

    • @Nat-ri3ip
      @Nat-ri3ip 2 роки тому +20

      Well, the only advantages of being in a space ship/station is that you're allowed to talk about your family as long as you spend a lot of time watching video of them.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 2 роки тому +10

      And you know that he doesn’t know it’s already too late when he doesn’t know whether he has a wife, children, or both.

  • @saraghhh
    @saraghhh 2 роки тому +2343

    This is why I avoid all games of Buckaroo

    • @shoelicker
      @shoelicker 2 роки тому +23

      Outstanding move

    • @richbuilds_com
      @richbuilds_com 2 роки тому +19

      It should come with a safety warning!

    • @theblacklapinou
      @theblacklapinou 2 роки тому +45

      Maybe the most dangerous game isn't knife-tennis after all?

    • @markbuckley5109
      @markbuckley5109 2 роки тому +17

      Those of us that enjoy the dark side have moved on to.... Hungry Hippos

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +6

      @@richbuilds_com Caution - may cause sudden onset of violence and auto-cannibalism of one's own face.

  • @nicoletheowl691
    @nicoletheowl691 2 роки тому +131

    So comforting to know that some people are vigilant and enthusiastic enough not to get distracted from their projects only because someone ate their own face. Now that's what I call work ethic!

    • @mattmorehouse9685
      @mattmorehouse9685 Рік тому +4

      Yah. Kids these days would be all "Oh, my God, the captain just ate his own face! I need time off and psychological treatment." Back when I went on long trips through the interstellar void for hush hush scientific experiments for shady conglomerates, I got my work done! Even after that event in '256, where the captain got impregnated by that alien, then started talking about the return of the elder beings and scrawling runes on the walls with his own blood. I just told him to knock it off and get back to work.

  • @bigpapamagoo8696
    @bigpapamagoo8696 2 роки тому +36

    ‘I think it was just one of those days, when voices are raised, faces are eaten...’
    Yeah, I feel that. Some days really do be like that.

  • @murdomaclachlan
    @murdomaclachlan 2 роки тому +3873

    The message at the end, "Tuam faciem manduca", translates from Latin to "Eat your face". Brilliant.

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 2 роки тому +88

      I was hoping someone already had the answer.

    • @RemyNote
      @RemyNote 2 роки тому +13

      I noticed that too!

    • @dingdongshush
      @dingdongshush 2 роки тому +14

      Needs to be memed

    • @Arvaniz
      @Arvaniz 2 роки тому +9

      Hahahhaa. I was about to put the same thing... I guess I'm late! ;-)

    • @DoctorNemmo
      @DoctorNemmo 2 роки тому +7

      I don’t know Latin, but I understood it.

  • @vojtaliska1430
    @vojtaliska1430 2 роки тому +420

    "Where we're going, we won't need face"
    - Dr. Weir

    • @notsteve5927
      @notsteve5927 2 роки тому +5

      I was hoping that someone would reference that movie

    • @rachaelknudsen8801
      @rachaelknudsen8801 2 роки тому +1

      What movie, please?

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 роки тому +17

      @@rachaelknudsen8801 Event Horizon. I think the original quote was something like "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

    • @rachaelknudsen8801
      @rachaelknudsen8801 2 роки тому +9

      @@ThreadBomb Thanks. I recognized it as a variant of the Back to the Future line, "Where we're going, we won't need roads." Might need to check out Event Horizon.

    • @bauul.
      @bauul. 2 роки тому +13

      @@rachaelknudsen8801 I guess the difference is that Doc Brown hadn't torn the road out with his bare hands when he said that, unlike poor Sam Neill.

  • @dylanleeman1841
    @dylanleeman1841 2 роки тому +12

    "an/or children" is an underrated line

  • @rhydermike
    @rhydermike 2 роки тому +15

    "...anyway, I said to him: 'You know it's not a good idea to set the code to the weapons locker to 54321', but he wouldn't listen to me."

    • @istachi
      @istachi 2 роки тому +4

      And then leave a note with the code on it in a room that has nothing to do with the security chief or the weapons locker itself

  • @balecalduin1993
    @balecalduin1993 2 роки тому +387

    I had good feelings about Officer Deadman and Project Hubris. I didn't see that twist.

    • @boydsinclair7606
      @boydsinclair7606 2 роки тому +7

      One of our best, on the most secret mission, with our most experimental technology?
      Mixed accents and everything.
      How did it go wrong?
      Get me our second best crew, and that other ship we made, the one we made even thou the first mission was planned flawlessly and we didn't need it.
      Until now.
      We can't make a third.
      There's no time to explain this all now, take these instructions, maps, plans for tools and weapons, ammo and resources and scatter them all around the ship and I'll get the scientist who designed this thing in the first place.
      🤔

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +205

    "Also, I will write some very vague warnings on the walls of the ship with my own blood and distribute the most essential log recordings in the most distant and hardest to reach sections of the ship. And of course the distress signal will not contain any concrete information which would let any approaching ship know not to get onboard this ship."

    • @Catzen123
      @Catzen123 2 роки тому +50

      I'm a rescue team member, we already got onboard. Wait, I see someone there... There is a survivor! It's the captain! There is something strange about him, he definitely needs medical assistance. Let's transfer him onto our own ship

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +35

      @@Catzen123 And also lets ignore all quarantine and safety procedures

    • @caav56
      @caav56 2 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of the end of "Alien Cargo", where the very distress signal SSS-17 sends out clearly notifies of biohazard onboard.

  • @limbo576
    @limbo576 2 роки тому +16

    "there was a bit of face on the door handle" 🤣
    Can relate, especially public restrooms

  • @alexanderadavar6439
    @alexanderadavar6439 2 роки тому +34

    Tuam faciem manduca means "eat your face" in Latin XD
    Also loving the blatant Event Horizon references in this one!

  • @fakeigniz13
    @fakeigniz13 2 роки тому +340

    Always scatter the logs around randomly, but also somehow in a way that when they're found, you'll find the one that reveals why things have gone wrong last.

    • @ArchieRatsworth
      @ArchieRatsworth 2 роки тому +27

      Clutched in the hand of a corpse tucked behind a door in a room that was sealed off, with the instructions on how to use the device in that room because the dead guy was dying too much to finish the job himself.
      The rest of the logs are the last survivor leaving notes as he tried to fix everything himself so he can write a report later. (The access pipes are filled with gore and the gore is growing eyes and teeth. I'd hate to be the one to purge those pipes. I might have to if I'm going to get to the controls for the electic passcard system. I'll worry about that if my top clearance access card stops working. Code 1984 Alpha Lambda is the override password.) And then you have to fight a pipe monster.
      Cafeteria is full of people who got infected with the sludge? Log by the the cafe door, talking about the food dispensor's source tank and how it might have been contaminated. Optional task later to dose the tank with the cure and save a room full of people for the secret ending.
      Log in the captain's chair, survivor goofing off in the control room for stress relief, and then talking about how the captain was flirting with him and explained all the controls. He's thinking of forcing the ship to blow up but he knows this could happen again so he has to preserve evidence. The process is X Y Z in case he changes his mind.

    • @emlmm88
      @emlmm88 2 роки тому +13

      Scatter them around in a narratively compelling order.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine if they're all found out of sequence.

  • @SomeDumbKid1
    @SomeDumbKid1 2 роки тому +971

    In Dead Space there's a video log by a guy who's bleeding out and he shows you a way to kill the monsters. What a chad. Way to actually use your dying message for something useful.

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 2 роки тому +120

      In fact, the message appears in the first Dead Space halfway or so through the game. And then Isaac saves it to rewatch it in Dead Space 2

    • @felynecomrade
      @felynecomrade 2 роки тому +169

      @@cdru515 And he's not just rewatching it to remind himself. He already knows what it teaches. He has allies that he's sending it to, for their benefit.
      A really clever way to re-use something in a way that makes perfect sense in the story, and therefore doesn't to seem patronising to devoted fans.

    • @65-bitgamer
      @65-bitgamer 2 роки тому +37

      @@cdru515 no I’m pretty sure he finds it in dead space 2. 1 I’m pretty sure didn’t let you throw limbs back at enemies for impalement. It’s in 3 where he is with a crew who hasn’t dealt with necromorphs, he says something like “hey, I found this video log back on Titan station, it showed me this trick that helped me save a helluva lot of ammunition, I’ll share it with yall.”

    • @65-bitgamer
      @65-bitgamer 2 роки тому +36

      And they even hint at the effectiveness of it because this guy, who literally has no weapons, and is most likely a civi, was able to get quite far just by using it.

    • @predictless1009
      @predictless1009 2 роки тому +30

      Imagine if Ishimura's crew just straight sent video and message like "it's all fucking monsters and shit. stay away. nuke us". And then Isaac and his crew, and everyone else, stay safe.

  • @UnofficialCyane
    @UnofficialCyane 2 роки тому +14

    That contrast of how the script doesn't take itself seriously at all, versus the amazing acting and visual effects is hilarious.
    "my wife and/or children" killed me

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 6 днів тому

      Curiously, they would later find a personnel file listing his first name as "Schrodinger".

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 2 роки тому +7

    The little digital artifacts making noise for no other reason than to be scary is such a perfect detail.

  • @TheCarbonatedMan
    @TheCarbonatedMan 2 роки тому +1027

    Imagine the hubris of attempting to face such things with a vaguely international cast when you have a loving wife and or children at home.

    • @robk9050
      @robk9050 2 роки тому +47

      Loss of face is key here

    • @Owl_bee
      @Owl_bee 2 роки тому +20

      Perhaps we can still learn a thing or two from Project Hubris, tragically cut short though it was.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 2 роки тому +11

      This comment. This is gold.

    • @KillahMate
      @KillahMate 2 роки тому +17

      @@Owl_bee I think it's a good idea to gather as much information as we can from Project Hubris, so that we can perhaps try to recreate it several years later with an entirely new vaguely international cast, and - depending on the original's reception - potentially a larger budget.

    • @fredneecher1746
      @fredneecher1746 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine the captain attempting to face things.

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 2 роки тому +590

    I wanted to rewatch Event Horizon and perhaps finally watch Sunshine. However, this video summary saved me a couple of hours of my life.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 2 роки тому +28

      Sunshine was very pretty. Loved the cinematography.
      Watch it while doing something else. Just keep checking up to see the visuals 🤣

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies 2 роки тому +6

      This video saved you a lot of suffering.

    • @SamAronow
      @SamAronow 2 роки тому +25

      Don't listen to the haters; _Sunshine_ is great if you love both _Silent Running_ and _The Exorcist._

    • @Jzscrstsprstr
      @Jzscrstsprstr 2 роки тому +12

      Both are good.

    • @frontiergibberish
      @frontiergibberish 2 роки тому +31

      The first half of Sunshine was great, the second half dropped the ball somewhat but enjoyable nonetheless.

  • @tholgrimstonebeard5943
    @tholgrimstonebeard5943 2 роки тому +24

    I thought that Hubrus was going to be doomed, but readings were still within acceptable parameters.
    Brilliant! Good show!

  • @MythicFox
    @MythicFox 2 роки тому +27

    Ah, I see, that's brilliant, by speeding up Event Horizon so it only lasts a minute and a half you avoid the copyright bots.

  • @parsoniareigns
    @parsoniareigns 2 роки тому +254

    How considerate to spread the log books out. Rescue crews appreciate that.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +16

      especially after collecting bits of face everywhere.

    • @parsoniareigns
      @parsoniareigns 2 роки тому +21

      @@michelguevara151 off course. The collections found, are then collected, bound and become facebook..

    • @zigzaghyena
      @zigzaghyena 2 роки тому +3

      @@parsoniareigns Some real Meta jokes here.

  • @thrillbilldeluxe
    @thrillbilldeluxe 2 роки тому +266

    Ahh the cutscenes from EA's new game - DeadFace

    • @halomika4973
      @halomika4973 2 роки тому +36

      Now available for $79.99
      Each of the three dlc is $29.99
      With you having to unlock each of the 15 short missions for 4.99

    • @halomika4973
      @halomika4973 2 роки тому +18

      PS: Online Multiplayer delayed till December 2022, sold separately

    • @leetri
      @leetri 2 роки тому +27

      Face sold separately for $9.99. Every time your face gets ripped off you need to buy a new one.

    • @halomika4973
      @halomika4973 2 роки тому +7

      @@leetri EA wants to know your location
      (for positive reasons)

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 2 роки тому

      You mean Mass Effect: Andromeda?

  • @ojwh1933
    @ojwh1933 2 роки тому +14

    "Petty officer, John Deadman. Personal log. Project Hubris is well under way."
    Less than 5 seconds and you packed that many jokes in. This video is so tightly written. Great job with all of these videos the past couple of months (and to many before that; I just happen to be catching up).
    "The only thing that remains for me to do is split up these logs and scatter them throughout the ship"
    Having just finished a videogame that was very along these lines, all I can say is... yeah, I know right.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 2 роки тому +7

    "Just right off in the middle of a game of Buckaroo" genuinely sounds like a quote from _The Day Today_

  • @Alsetman
    @Alsetman 2 роки тому +111

    John Deadman must come from a long, proud line of Deadmen.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +24

      His ancestors were part of the Magellan expedition, the Roanoke Colony, the Scott Expedition and worked at Harrisburg, Fukushima, Chernobyl and the Titanic.

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 2 роки тому +8

      Well, we all come from a long line of dead men when you think about it. Oh my gosh - even me! D=

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 2 роки тому +4

      WJ ZAV I heard he’s related to the Gunnarsonn’s, you couldn’t ask for better relatives then that.

    • @thedarklrd6714
      @thedarklrd6714 Рік тому +1

      A story about a cursed bloodline where a man is destined to die each generation in various historic disasters

  • @jonathancampbell5231
    @jonathancampbell5231 2 роки тому +81

    The most realistic part was that a game of buckaroo drove someone completely insane

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 2 роки тому +9

    I love the little brain fart when your brain automatically tries to imagine how "eating one's own face" works and sends back "Error: Does not compute."

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 Місяць тому

      That was the only thing that saved the ship's computer from eating its _own_ face as well.

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 2 роки тому +17

    "I must break up these logs and scatter them about the ship..."
    Reminded me immediately of Yahtzee Crowshaw's pisstake song about lazy videogame plot contrivances, "Random Documents and Audio Logs." 😂

  • @nicholasdanner628
    @nicholasdanner628 2 роки тому +305

    One of the many projects I came up with during lockdown to keep me sane was a spoof of the space horror genre called I Don’t Want to Die in Space, the level at which you beat me to it (writing, acting, heck even the title) all I can say is well done sir

    • @christophersanders3252
      @christophersanders3252 2 роки тому +10

      Watch space mistakes by SNL. They aren't usually funny but this sketch had my whole family crying.

    • @DerAykac
      @DerAykac 2 роки тому +5

      Don´t be that harsh to yourself. I thought your short sci-fi short was good.

    • @funcats1999
      @funcats1999 2 роки тому +2

      That sounds sick!!

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 2 роки тому +4

      Can I see your project? Also is this like a videogame or novel or short video or what?

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome 2 роки тому +1

      I could see a board game, or a card game a la Munchkin with that name.

  • @jonathancarlson6127
    @jonathancarlson6127 2 роки тому +89

    And after finding these videos, the rescue team feels they need to investigate into “Project Hubris” deeper. Perhaps start their own game of Buckaroo and they *DEFINITELY* don’t need to leave.

    • @65-bitgamer
      @65-bitgamer 2 роки тому +7

      Behold the plot of dead space.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, they’ll just mop up the bits of face that are here and there and reboot the ship’s computer and ask it about Project Hubris. That’ll go well.

    • @willfoltz
      @willfoltz 2 роки тому +5

      @@65-bitgamer In fairness to Dead Space, its less that they choose not to leave and more that they can't. They fuck up the ship on entry so they have to find a new ship first.

  • @613harbinger316
    @613harbinger316 2 роки тому +11

    It would've been called Project Icarus, but that name was already taken for the ship sent out to explore some rumors about Cthulu-esque ruins on a literally dark planet in the other direction.

  • @TheFren
    @TheFren 2 роки тому +10

    EVENT HORIZON traumatized me for decades. This was the healing I needed. Thanks ABK. ❤🖤

  • @b0gdyb0ta
    @b0gdyb0ta 2 роки тому +38

    Day 2: "The captain ate his own face. So what? The project is going according to plan, as the captain's face was not the reason why he was hired. I'll have no nepotism in space!"

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 2 роки тому +342

    Hahahaha!!! Every sci-fi survival horror space movie ever. I love it!

    • @TheCakeIsntReal
      @TheCakeIsntReal 2 роки тому +14

      More precisely Event Horizon by Paul WS Anderson

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 2 роки тому +6

      Also various video games.

    • @dwarrow25
      @dwarrow25 2 роки тому +1

      Specifically System Shock 2 and Dead Space.

    • @j-mshistorycorner6932
      @j-mshistorycorner6932 2 роки тому

      @@TheCakeIsntReal That's what I was thinking.

    • @GaldirEonai
      @GaldirEonai 2 роки тому

      @@dwarrow25 And parts of ME2, pretty much every game in the Alien(s) franchise ever and countless other games.

  • @KindredBrujah
    @KindredBrujah 2 роки тому +10

    When you said the captain had eaten his face then continued on about Project Hubris being on-track, I died from laughter. Which is better than dying in space.

    • @istachi
      @istachi 2 роки тому +5

      The captain had eaten his own face, oh no! Anyway..

  • @MidgarMerc
    @MidgarMerc 2 роки тому +3

    I like how his ability to get into the reactor room was only thwarted by the handle being icky

  • @Howlrunner82
    @Howlrunner82 2 роки тому +25

    "You know, voices are raised, faces are eaten" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 2 роки тому +48

    Damn, who could have forseen that Project Hubris would fail?

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 2 роки тому +19

      Nonsense - it didn’t fail! It was merely a minor setback and provided valuable data…
      Which I am setting up a team to retrieve…

    • @Catzen123
      @Catzen123 2 роки тому +7

      @@oldvlognewtricks count me in! I've already promised to my pregnant wife that it will be my last space mission, and after that we are going to live long and happy life together.

  • @thefuturemrs.billhader5767
    @thefuturemrs.billhader5767 2 роки тому +19

    Gosh, this man is so brilliant. I wish someone would fund him to do these vids once a week...hell, once a day.
    I guess I'll have to eat my face off while I wait.
    #hungryformorealisdair

  • @jimmylebaron5894
    @jimmylebaron5894 2 роки тому +11

    The compositing on these videos is really quite impressive for short, silly skits (in general actually)
    The green screening is well done with intentional lighting and color matching after the fact! Cheers to that mate 🥂

  •  2 роки тому +59

    Thanks to whoever found all these logs scattered around the ship and compiled them conveniently for us watching here on UA-cam.
    Wait, what am I doing to my face!

  • @Grim_Beard
    @Grim_Beard 2 роки тому +343

    Still a smarter crew member than anyone in _Alien: Covenant_ .

    • @azerian796
      @azerian796 2 роки тому +30

      Pretty much any horror movie protag is smarter than them

    • @hiltonian_1260
      @hiltonian_1260 2 роки тому +70

      Alien Covenant was a teenagers-go-to-remote-cabin slasher film with an overlay of sci-fi. To predict their next move you just had to ask, “What is the most obviously stupid thing they could do?”

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +13

      @@hiltonian_1260 oh so it's like Game of Thrones, except instead of obviously stupid, they always do whatever is the worst possible thing a person could do

    • @Brandanus
      @Brandanus 2 роки тому +18

      @@hiltonian_1260 we always wanted to know who and where those "90% can't solve this puzzle" are

    • @RFC-3514
      @RFC-3514 2 роки тому +16

      Or _Prometheus._

  • @Taverens_Pull
    @Taverens_Pull 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly I can't wait for this new space FPS game. Hu-brace. The graphics engine is working so smoothly I swear that that's an actual ginger playing John Deadman and not just bits of code. And the interior of the International Vaguely space craft is so well rendered.

  • @Nikki_the_G
    @Nikki_the_G 2 роки тому +3

    "Voiced were raised, faces were eaten"... understandable, happens to the best of us! RIP Deadman.

  • @szepi79
    @szepi79 2 роки тому +112

    It's so nice to see that Gunnar Gunnarsonn achieved so much... I mean an astronaut! That's something.

    • @DemonicNightmare
      @DemonicNightmare 2 роки тому +36

      This is actually Gunnar Gunnarsonn's grandson, Gunnar Deadmen (nee Gunnarsonsonson). He took his wife's last name. I'm sure his grandfather is very proud!

    • @BenGras
      @BenGras 2 роки тому +9

      @@DemonicNightmare gunnfather

    • @DemonicNightmare
      @DemonicNightmare 2 роки тому +5

      @@BenGras that was gunnar gunnarson's father, tho i guess that makes him deadman's great gunnfather xD

  • @MuffinHunterX
    @MuffinHunterX 2 роки тому +43

    We should launch an investigation.
    Captain Pathos is perfect for the job. She's a no nonsense former Russian military vet who is estranged from her son, hates space and may be bisexual.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 2 роки тому +14

      When you say military vet, she looked after the army dogs and horses, that sort of thing, right...?

    • @MuffinHunterX
      @MuffinHunterX 2 роки тому +11

      @@Somnogenesis oh gawd that's even better.

    • @JimNorth2172
      @JimNorth2172 2 роки тому +7

      Quick, someone get Jane Lynch or Helen Mirren on the phone!

    • @nicholasvinen
      @nicholasvinen 2 роки тому +7

      Does she have a shaved head and endless magazines in her plasma rifle?

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 роки тому +4

    Project Hubris is maybe the most clever thing I’ve heard in months.

  • @boudicaastorm4540
    @boudicaastorm4540 2 роки тому +2

    I love these videos. Not only for the satisfyingly on-point parodies, tropes, etc., but for the amazing comments so many people respond with as well :D

  • @terra_the_nightingale135
    @terra_the_nightingale135 2 роки тому +424

    Calling it “Project Hubris” is also a genius name on ABK’s part considering the lesson of most messed up rocket ship in space films.

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... 2 роки тому +9

      ?? It's literally the main joke.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 2 роки тому +7

      @@C.I... yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 2 роки тому +26

      @UCCucd5q0MkLI__B3VtXvn1Q “we’ve named it Narcissus after it’s heavily detailed perfected planning, nothing can pass through our ingenious design.”

    • @C.I...
      @C.I... 2 роки тому +15

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 You're acting like you found a hidden connection nobody else did, when it's literally the central conceit of the video.
      Woah, so amazing that he called the video "man who is about to die in space", considering the fact that he is in space, and dies!

    • @stefangadshijew1682
      @stefangadshijew1682 2 роки тому +24

      @@C.I... Come on, you're right, but you're also kind of mean. Let him be happy with his finding. :)
      My brother once watched a silly TV show where somebody was obviously traiterous and my brother picked up on that and loudly proclaimed it. He thought he was clever for finding out, but the TV people made this traitor look sketchy on purpose. I was a bit annoyed, but later I thought, hey, my brother had lots of fun and was completely immersed in the show, that is a good thing!
      Wish you a good day. :)

  • @johnnylaw8168
    @johnnylaw8168 2 роки тому +23

    Never clicked on a video so fast

  • @michelhv
    @michelhv 2 роки тому +4

    The best ever summary of Danny Boyle’s Sunshine!

  • @VoidStone
    @VoidStone 16 днів тому +1

    This is still one of my favorite videos of all time.

  • @ieatpeopleand
    @ieatpeopleand 2 роки тому +8

    Tuam Faciem Manduca
    Translate: Eat Your Face

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 2 роки тому +24

    That line about scattering the logs about the ship...Having flashbacks to every space/horror game I ever played. Lol!

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 2 роки тому +1

    The premise for so many computer games, I love it.

  • @PONR2006
    @PONR2006 2 роки тому +4

    I love that this was very specifically Event Horizon while also being universal for the genre.

  • @0utOfSkill
    @0utOfSkill 2 роки тому +32

    "That message was sent from the UNS Chungus about 4 days ago, after that their radio went dark."

    • @Saint_Wolf_
      @Saint_Wolf_ 2 роки тому +19

      We'll send UNS Gunnar Gunnarsonson to inspect what happened instead of dragging the ship to see what happen.

    • @dingdongshush
      @dingdongshush 2 роки тому +5

      UNS Gunner Gunnorsonson just went dark.

    • @ChristophS
      @ChristophS 2 роки тому +1

      @@Saint_Wolf_ haha that killed me

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 2 роки тому +17

    Noo, I loved Deadman! I loved the way he acted needlessly passive-aggressive and hostile towards the main character for no apparent reason in the way only he could!

  • @jamesbuildwise9141
    @jamesbuildwise9141 2 роки тому +2

    Holy crap my man, you went from a couple hundreds subs to 238,000 in less than a year! Bravo!

  • @alderdash2469
    @alderdash2469 Рік тому +2

    Every time I wander by and watch this again, I really want to watch the full film.

  • @champagne.future5248
    @champagne.future5248 2 роки тому +116

    Scientists seriously need to stop naming their projects “Hubris”. They never end well

    • @BenMarcWilliams
      @BenMarcWilliams 2 роки тому +31

      Oh, and I suppose we shouldn't have called the ship the U.S.S. Icarus, either?

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 2 роки тому +3

      @@BenMarcWilliams I'm not sure if you actually realize that's a Stargate Universe reference. Because they started at Icarus Base.

    • @BenMarcWilliams
      @BenMarcWilliams 2 роки тому +8

      @@EGRJ I did not realize that.
      Why would you ever name something that?

    • @simpleminded1uk
      @simpleminded1uk 2 роки тому +9

      @@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?

    • @simpleminded1uk
      @simpleminded1uk 2 роки тому +1

      @@BenMarcWilliams maybe it was too close to the sun?

  • @flying-cacti
    @flying-cacti 2 роки тому +16

    I like how the video distorts when he doesn't speak.
    *How Polite!*

  • @SekaiNoGaijin
    @SekaiNoGaijin 2 роки тому +1

    This was brilliant, every line is so packed!

  • @averieaurelia6505
    @averieaurelia6505 2 роки тому +1

    Goddamn.. How do you only have 234k Subs... This is the best goddamn stuff on youtube.. Thank you, for giving me entertainment, whilst i wait for passengers to arrive, so i can begin preperations to take off... Thank you, Alasdair Beckett-King, for quality Entertainment. You saved the pilot industry

  • @alexsummers9140
    @alexsummers9140 2 роки тому +131

    You forgot. We Americans like British actors who speak with an American accent, and we tolerate easily American actors (who are not classically trained) who speak with a bad British accent.

    • @beatrizvignoli4053
      @beatrizvignoli4053 2 роки тому +18

      "...giving everything a vaguely international feel". LOL

    • @TulilaSalome
      @TulilaSalome 2 роки тому +2

      Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. But I still sometimes have dreams of the Prince of Thieves... Oh Lawd.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 роки тому +3

      @@SpecialSalads , not true anymore.
      Canada has a thriving film and tv industry.
      And more recently, South Korean filmmakers have been putting out amazing stuff that has reached international audiences, especially in the horror and thriller genres.
      In terms of television, I would say the UK certainly rivals the US in terms of comedy, or live comedy formats like panel shows. And the Taskmaster format has now been exported to all of Scandinavia, New Zealand, Spain, etc., despite failing to get a foothold in the US.
      I am born and raised in the US and don't like how corrupt my country is. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. I encourage everyone to support non-US media.

    • @alexsummers9140
      @alexsummers9140 2 роки тому +4

      @@SpecialSalads We cringe a little too, especially when we can do better without a language coach from Hollywood.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 2 роки тому

      I've been watching enough British and Aussie and Kiwi TV shows that I'm starting to get good at noticing when they're trying to fake an American accent.

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan 2 роки тому +12

    A. This is brilliant.
    B. I loved Event Horizon.
    C. I need to watch Sunshine.

  • @g2DN2aTYHzNsVR6o
    @g2DN2aTYHzNsVR6o 9 днів тому +1

    I lost it at "break these messages up and scatter them around the ship."

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 2 роки тому +1

    My God, I'm just seeing this transmission now! This distress signal is 3 days old! Bloody hell, I should have subscribed!

  • @essidus
    @essidus 2 роки тому +26

    I would 100% play this FMV.

  • @zoekm
    @zoekm 2 роки тому +149

    I prefer the sequel, Guys Who Are About To Die In Spaces.

    • @MarcoKlammer
      @MarcoKlammer 2 роки тому

      Sounds more like a prequel

    • @sillyfegart5455
      @sillyfegart5455 2 роки тому +1

      @@MarcoKlammer sequel-prequel

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 2 роки тому

      Yeah, but the manga was better, though. The film even left out the character of Captain Shitweasel

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 2 роки тому +2

      I'm awaiting the fourth sequel/semi-reboot, _The_ Guy Who Is About To Die In Space.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda 2 роки тому

      Come on, the sequel is should be named "Guys who about to die because they met another guys who already died, in Spaces"

  • @BertoxolusThePuzzled
    @BertoxolusThePuzzled 2 роки тому +2

    "Project hubris is on track" you got me, well done sir...

  • @maddog8621
    @maddog8621 2 роки тому +1

    A bit of face on the door handle..... I love this man

  • @joshuagrahm3607
    @joshuagrahm3607 2 роки тому +9

    The names you come up with for your vids are fantastic. Gunar Gunarsonson, Insalubrious, and the Hubris - perfection.

  • @loommovies
    @loommovies 2 роки тому +26

    I can‘t wait to see the rescue mission.

    • @thechapelperilous
      @thechapelperilous 2 роки тому +14

      Board the ship without scanning it properly, send in the most aggressive and cynical crew members. Have them split up. Works every time.

    • @Charlie-vp5tn
      @Charlie-vp5tn 2 роки тому +4

      @@thechapelperilous don't forget about one person who is immortal and too powerful, he will save the day and be the last survivor

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +1

      @@Charlie-vp5tn despite eating his own face.

    • @redsquirrelftw
      @redsquirrelftw 2 роки тому

      Project Hubris II: Facing the aftermath

  • @Fiddleback
    @Fiddleback 2 роки тому +49

    Now look. I don't want to complain or anything. I mean, you do a really good job and you work very hard at these things and I really appreciate that. But, you've goofed. It's not a major goof and probably you have your own reasons for doing so, but there's no way Petty Officer Deadman is in the right colored uniform. I mean, granted, it's a slightly different genre, but still...

  • @vulps
    @vulps 2 роки тому

    I love the popping lightbulb at the beginning, it manages to be both ominous and hilarious.

  • @andy86i
    @andy86i 2 роки тому +11

    All the science, I don’t understand.

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 2 роки тому +3

      And I think it's gonna be a long long time
      Til touchdown brings me round again to find
      I've got no face and I can't get back home
      Oh no, no, no
      I am John Deadman

  • @oliverated7616
    @oliverated7616 2 роки тому +25

    You know from the start that the guy recording these messages will always die, it just seals their fate.

    • @Wayclarke
      @Wayclarke 2 роки тому +9

      This is why I refuse mementos or information keeping of any kind and am completely oblivious of my own past. It is survival.

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 2 роки тому +3

      Well, there is a reason we never see Mark Watney talk about any family except mentioning his parents (nobody who has parents is going to die, pff) and they never make an onscreen appearance.

    • @MsLilly200
      @MsLilly200 2 роки тому +3

      @@wjzav1971 Just make sure not to mention any illnesses or disorders your parents may have. If you're the only one able to care for them in their old age, especially if they're dying, you're 83% more likely to end up in life threatening situations.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 роки тому +6

      @@Wayclarke you fool! That just means you'll be the corpse that first confirms something has gone terribly wrong. You're not avoiding death flags; you're preparing yourself to become scenery.

    • @Wayclarke
      @Wayclarke 2 роки тому +1

      @@dynamicworlds1 What have I done?! D:

  • @Austin_B97
    @Austin_B97 2 роки тому +2

    Where he's going, he won't need eyes to see.

  • @toastgown
    @toastgown 2 роки тому +1

    “Project Hubris” is the best description I’ve ever heard for the projects that tend to be the catalyst of these films 😂

  • @Lenosallose
    @Lenosallose 2 роки тому +15

    Is this the guy who walk up to mysterius alien artifacts and touches them? Whose father is just a working class engineer with no surname?

    • @nicholasvinen
      @nicholasvinen 2 роки тому +6

      Must be his descendant. A bit like Blackadder.... IN SPAAAACE!

  • @Giantwaspface
    @Giantwaspface 2 роки тому +14

    Is he related to Officer Deadman, the US cop just two days from retirement?

    • @eienvine
      @eienvine Рік тому +1

      Poor Officer Deadman. He was so looking forward to retirement with his school teacher wife. He was one of the good ones, you know?

  • @justinroberti
    @justinroberti 2 роки тому +1

    In the director's cut there is a scene with Deadman looking at a picture of his wife and Janey, his daughter with braces on her legs for undisclosed reasons, and he tells them he's comin' home. A good character moment so we really feel it when he eats his own face. Poor Janie, never get those braces off now.

  • @jotunbjorn
    @jotunbjorn 2 роки тому +2

    "Where we're going, we won't need faces... to possess... in order to... eat... that said face... .........."