Jimmy Soul said it in 1963: "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife. So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you."
Dang, you are SO late to the party and you come so ill equipt as well! Ever heard of Google? That's what I used to find my reference for Jimmy Soul. Belafonte (
That early affirmation is gonna be all we have after Jan 20th.. 'Heyyyyy! you're still beating the depression and made it out of the house without medication! Good job!'
Haven't seen Tom Papa in a while. Really solid set! I don't wanna make comparisons because Tom, you are your own act, but Seinfeld is a legend and there's really solid, universal material here that is consistent and well-timed, so it reminded me of him in a way. I don't usually make that comparison and I've enjoyed your material before and see you as you. Bravo, sir!
This was actually really quite funny. Always heard of this guy, but never bothered to check him out. But this is good! Subtle humor...but really clever and idiosyncratic.
Colbert looks a little stressed by the DONALD now thats funny! These late shows will slowly implode with all there sad political agendas. Tom Papa is a gem
Meh.. I don't find men funny, they should be doing handiwork and out fighting in wars and doing what they need to be doing, stop trying to diversify and pander to progressives with having so many male comics, you should have THE BEST comics, stop trying to have on white men, you should have whoever is the best fit for the job. Lolz.
When he said, "It's hard being a person, isn't it?" I thought, "Finally, a comedian who gets me. Someone I can RELATE TO."
chexmixultimate Jerry Seinfeld has a similar bit. He said if the human body was a car, no one would buy it because of all the maintenance.
Pretty sure everyone can relate
this man helped write the bee movie ! the internet needs to know !
I love it when you call me Tom Papa.
Put your hands in the aya if you's a true playa?
Buddha Head I only smoke blunts if they roll propa
hahahahahaha :D
Wallet, phone, keys, the Holy Trinity.
Tom Papa is the best. "You want to be looking across the table going - where are you gonna go?" LMAO
That was hilarious and made me feel so much better about my life. Thank you. :P
hahaha, started off slow but made it work at the end!
The King of Sourdough aka The Starter King, Tom Papa.
one of the best comics I've seen on this show.
Powerful Tom Papa!
JRE LOL
dank sinatra Hahaha yes!
Chanlyn Rollier to us MMA freaks, Rogan is our lord and savior, LMAO
finally a stand up that knocked it out of the park!
i love Tom Papa
awesome fresh perspectives.
identifiable.
"Where're you gonna go?" LoL Again - fucking *hilarious* !
😂😂😂😂hysterical 😆😆😆😆😆
And he bakes a wicked good sourdough 😍
I realized how much Jim Gaffigan and Tom Papa are almost alike when they tell jokes.
Josh Loreto Yeah, except Jim Gaffigan is genuinely funny.
He's got a little Richard Deacon thing going doesn't he?
Tom Papa is his name, but I so badly want to call him Papa Tom 😂
Jimmy Soul said it in 1963:
"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you."
lol
Frank Drebbin those are harry belafonta lyrics.....spelling
Dang, you are SO late to the party and you come so ill equipt as well! Ever heard of Google?
That's what I used to find my reference for Jimmy Soul.
Belafonte (
I think of that song, every time i watch Tom in this standup!! So much truth!!
This man Is the low key King of homemade sourdough bread and no one knows about it. #starters #JRE
coldoustiderightnowtho podcast by night 👊
All day..
That's the Sultan of sourdough to you good sir
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...make bread by night. All day.
hahahhaah that was so funny!!! i enjoyed that :D
Again a great set from Tom Papa.
I love this guy's last name
This man's favorite line should literally be, "I love it when you call me Tom Papa." #RestInPeaceBiggie
Good set...nice guy.
Janet Snakehole .. Solid...Good jokes.
Tom papa always delivers. Hes right this as good as it gets and this sucks
That early affirmation is gonna be all we have after Jan 20th.. 'Heyyyyy! you're still beating the depression and made it out of the house without medication! Good job!'
heard you on JRE afew times, this is 1st time to hear stand-up, IM STILL LAUGHING !!!
Jack Benny still looks good.
A lot of these are not funny, but this guy was great!
You need to look across the table and go "Where are you gonna go?!" classic!!!
That guy was good :)
Love the Papa!
Thought he was John C. Reilly playing a character until he started talking
Ddue... u described my entire life... fucking amazing Tom... glad ur back
This dude is a genius
Haven't seen Tom Papa in a while. Really solid set! I don't wanna make comparisons because Tom, you are your own act, but Seinfeld is a legend and there's really solid, universal material here that is consistent and well-timed, so it reminded me of him in a way. I don't usually make that comparison and I've enjoyed your material before and see you as you. Bravo, sir!
Seinfeld is overrated
Best comic ever!
going to be watching that special! go Tom!
I like this guy ☆☆☆☆☆
haha. I like him
Where are you gonna go?. Hahaha
This man is hella funny!!!
Can't Stoppa, The Papa
I just found his series of "out in America" that he did with Chris Thile...if you like Papa, it's worth checking out!
2:58
That face makes me miss Chris Farley...
Funny stuff!
Papas in the house
This was actually really quite funny. Always heard of this guy, but never bothered to check him out. But this is good! Subtle humor...but really clever and idiosyncratic.
Sounds a bit like Seinfeld
I've seen this guy in a BBC documantary about stand-up comedy.
Thank you papi
I have fallen in a tom papa hole and can’t get uo
Who’s your daddy.....Tom Papa.
hehe this is polite version of ck louis, he is good!
This was a really solid, funny set but overall I have to say stand up comics in the US haven't got a patch on stand up comics from the UK and Ireland
looks like one of the minion characters.
Well, now I feel worse about myself, lol. -.-
Man, the Trump presidency has really aged Stephen. He went from looking in his 40s to in his 50s in less than a year.
Does he ever not wear a suit? lol
Funny guy
EL SUPER BEASTOOOOOOOO
Why couldn't this stay on tv?
Papa Tom's Pizza anyone?
Seinfeld impressionist?
😸😹
You should do a sour bread video like Bill burr did
- FIEVEL!
- PAPA!
lie! lie! lie! omg fly open , one testicle out, were in the hell??
Tom looks like white Tyler Perry ngl
He reminds me of Louis CK 👍
What is that thing in the background the l s s c ?
Late show with Stephen Colbert... LSSC.
late show with stephen colbert..
Jacob Feldman Yes, I just answered that for Chris 3 minutes ago....don't try to jump in on my knowledge bro.
Late Show Stephen Colbert
^_^ +Janet Snakehole
chris mas L ate S how W ith S teven C olbert
I guess 7 ugly people disliked this video.
Colbert looks a little stressed by the DONALD now thats funny! These late shows will slowly implode with all there sad political agendas. Tom Papa is a gem
What is sad is you trying to politicize a stand up segment. At least Colbert will have a job past 2020. ;). Beat it nerd.
#sourdough
I didn't like Jim Gaffigan the 1st time around; hot pockets cant be reheated.
He's much better than this. I mean much better than this.
Wow.... is this guy funny!
Everyone finds a joke he likes, but listening to the laughing after every three words terrible.
I was waiting for the punch line.... im still waiting and the video is over.
Booooooooo
Nice to see Colbert's uptight, nervous Catholic crowd laughing a bit. The poor comedians that have to perform on this show.
Also, what makes you think they're all Catholic? NYC crowds are from all over.
Guy is not funny
Meh.. I don't find men funny, they should be doing handiwork and out fighting in wars and doing what they need to be doing, stop trying to diversify and pander to progressives with having so many male comics, you should have THE BEST comics, stop trying to have on white men, you should have whoever is the best fit for the job. Lolz.
The satire went over a few peoples heads I see...
J Bin
Sorry I offended you
Atley Meow i love u
Why do they always talk about there dicks?
On your knees woman
kinda weak.
briseis birgit let's see your standup, dumbass!!
it was weak in comparison to other stand up comedians. Why are you so upset? He is great with the audience but his material is weak.
briseis birgit
It's just annoying when top-notch performers get criticized when the critic can't do any better
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