NO, they’ve found someone else who makes a dehumidifier and have agreed a contract to sell it! Laughable. Barry the typical old fashioned motormouth salesman, that thinks volume of words impresses.
The CarDoctor makes no sense. My car starts making a weird sound, I call CarDoctor, they tell me to go to an auto shop … so why would I need to call them????
I think they meant that their business is about people calling them to validate and double check their mechanic bills to make sure they are not being overcharged.
You know what, on 2nd viewing i cant help but look at Rory a bit differently. They are supposed to be business partners yet the company is buying the raw product from him at such an inflated rate that they are only able to sell it to retailers at a loss? So he is actually making a lot of money while the business struggles. And he comes on looking smug, flexing his eyebrows and saying nothing while Fiona embarrases herself, he had to know that she was set up to fail. Humble seaweed harvester, I think not.
this does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay,each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos
People used to pitch like they were offering a golden opportunity and if the Dragons had any questions they were being ungrateful. The Dragons are already rich, they don't need your product, you need them.
The guy with the "trademark" is hilarious. Reminds me of a time in college when I was citing some freshmen for drinking and one fellow showed me "proof" that he attended the school, which was actually just a confirmation notice that he had applied. He wasn't that slick
My biggest concern with car doctor is that if you find a mechanic with half the knowhow to blind-bad-telephone-diagnose a car, that mechanic would laugh maniacally at the proposal that he work for you and for some reason give you a percentage of the money he makes sharing his knowledge with people. What is the employer offering the employee, a cubicle?
54:07 this guy is hilarious. " I licked the desk " " this is how clean my kitchen should be " i love this guy 🤣🤣🤣 it got Peter Jones's attention. Love it
It never ceases to amaze me how people pitch in front of these tycoons with no real basic understanding of business and often little understanding of their own business and financials. OK not everyone is good with financials but hire an accountant and go in with your financial summary print out and give it to the Dragons! That's a basic if you're asking people to invest at this level. And the absurd valuations of millions on a startup without sales or assets on a balance sheet is mind boggling silly.
I dont think the car pitch was that bad - if they could coordinate with the garage to confirm its somethign that is actually needed. like if the garage could send them the dx info, pictures, etc.
The smirking Seaweed lady "That felt like being back at school in front of the head mistress" i wonder how that memory came to mind? The title should be the 5 most obnoxious dragons Den pitches.
Rory, I also live in the east of Scotland right next to the sea and I see nothing but condoms and shopping trolleys in the water , good luck with that mate
46:07 - Would you invest a £125k sum, with a man who says, "Pacifically", when he means 'specifically' & esp when he can't even secure the legal rights to the Co. name correctly (by cutting costs) 45:22 - Thats going to take a phenomenal amount of staff, and storage for produce (plus a massive variety of perishable ingredients that may/may not be required) - his staffing bill is going to be astronomical . . . . . and when you're relying on so many external hands-on for the success of your business - the potential for disaster is huge
“My car is making a strange sound“, “OK mate, take it to the garage, that’ll be £10 please”.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
@@digiclips3754 🙂
Customer: I'd like a pack of those olives, how much are they?
OliveDoctor: That's not relevant mate. That'll be £1.50.
Lolol "olivedoctor"
here we are again - watching the same clips we all know already, just in a different order
its just so good
Whoever recycles and reposts these clips time and time again deserves a raise 😅😅
Very true
"I don't feel so good."
DoctorDoctor: "Go to the hospital, mate. That'll be 10£."
6:13 The moment he calls his business a pyramid scheme.
i dont know why he called it a pyramid scheme because its not. he shot himself in the foot saying that. he misidentified what a pyramid scheme is
@eXebeno it actually contains elements of a pyramid scheme
The first one always makes me laugh "We have made a dehumidifier.."..
"We've bought a dehumidifier from China."
NO, they’ve found someone else who makes a dehumidifier and have agreed a contract to sell it!
Laughable.
Barry the typical old fashioned motormouth salesman, that thinks volume of words impresses.
More water produced from the salesmans head than the machine in a dry indoor environment.
Best response 😂😂😂😂😂😂@@mattburrows2615
@@mattburrows2615*Licks Barry's forehead.
Hmm, tastes better too. Slightly salty.
Legend has it--on the lonely beaches of northern Scotland, Rory is living his best life searching for seaweed
Only for Fiona
@westbethkid does seaweed only grow in northern Scotland then cos the seaweed is getting lonely on the east coast 😕
I'm not surprised the machine pulls water from the air, what with the amount Barry was sweating..
It explains the taste
@lizichell2 salty I assume
Barry's sweat was in the water they drunk, that is why!
Ergh
That's funny 🤣
That's a good one.
Well, strictly speaking, it's making water from the water particles in the air (like a dehumidifier), so - yes.. that'd include from body sweat.
*drank
The CarDoctor makes no sense. My car starts making a weird sound, I call CarDoctor, they tell me to go to an auto shop … so why would I need to call them????
I think they meant that their business is about people calling them to validate and double check their mechanic bills to make sure they are not being overcharged.
@@jane7953no it was pitched to accept calls before they made it too a mechanic
You know what, on 2nd viewing i cant help but look at Rory a bit differently. They are supposed to be business partners yet the company is buying the raw product from him at such an inflated rate that they are only able to sell it to retailers at a loss? So he is actually making a lot of money while the business struggles. And he comes on looking smug, flexing his eyebrows and saying nothing while Fiona embarrases herself, he had to know that she was set up to fail. Humble seaweed harvester, I think not.
5D Chess being played by Rory. The plot thickens.
She has been poorly advised by Rory. He's literally robbing her
Well spotted
@@gregstar77 and I think that’s why he was silent because if he jumped in to back Fiona up, Peter Jones would’ve caught on and eviscerated him too
@@JohnnyMondaymuch like his nose hair
Pro gains, liquidated in 2015. 👍🏻
Pro grains?
That's the best news I've heard this week 😂
Ha ha ha.
@@John.Asante😂
No seaweed, no Rory. No Rory, no business.
Lest we forget, it's the best job in the world.
Rory was a real one 🫡
No one talking about the absolute lunatic in the final pitch. "I'm an evolved dragon." You're a loony.
That and "but her sweeping statements about the Spanish" could have been pulled straight out of a parody episode
I always thought it was very Charlie Sheen Adonis tiger blood-esque
He also said "pacifically", so for that reason I'm out.
Boy was spot on. Delusion is a powerful mind set.
he's so delusional
this does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay,each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos
It’s a battle that must happen, for the good of the world.
What about the conversion rate of Stanley nickels to Shrutebucks?
A good salesman could sell a lot of life insurance that included death by kangaroo
Ryan 😂😂😂😂
I'm presuming you're from StatsDocktor. He's £100
Kardoctor guy in the second pitch is hilarious with a hilarious product 😂
I love that clip
Brilliant comment. That'll be £1.50
@AshleyBazSivorn is that in installments
They're only the mpst viewed because they've been uploaded on this channel 50 times a piece
People used to pitch like they were offering a golden opportunity and if the Dragons had any questions they were being ungrateful. The Dragons are already rich, they don't need your product, you need them.
Where’s the flow signal legend
Sadly he doesn't even make it in the top 40 of most viewed pitches.
Begging the lady at the signs and signals to trial his product
@@Rabsmyth91 that's outrageous!
He's now a volunteer traffic director
In the bin
The first one was straight out the Lorax
The guy with the "trademark" is hilarious. Reminds me of a time in college when I was citing some freshmen for drinking and one fellow showed me "proof" that he attended the school, which was actually just a confirmation notice that he had applied. He wasn't that slick
"My kids would throw that back at you"
Should probably raise your kids better Theo.
WE'RE BACK IN THE ALGORITHIM BABYYYY
@A7Xsyngatesfan97 ya going to have to be careful you may end up going live
My biggest concern with car doctor is that if you find a mechanic with half the knowhow to blind-bad-telephone-diagnose a car, that mechanic would laugh maniacally at the proposal that he work for you and for some reason give you a percentage of the money he makes sharing his knowledge with people.
What is the employer offering the employee, a cubicle?
54:07 this guy is hilarious. " I licked the desk " " this is how clean my kitchen should be " i love this guy 🤣🤣🤣 it got Peter Jones's attention. Love it
The seaweed pitch is my absolute favourite. Peter Jones immediately smells bullshit and then toys with them. Magnificent.
Sometimes I sit-in the fridge and pretend im a bottle of tesco value wine 🍷 😊
I like to sit in the cupboard and pretend im a bottle of bleach
@@KierStarmer-l2z😂
You need WineDockter. That will be £20 please
Seems legit sometimes I sit in a dark room and scream
I like to sit on the edge of chairs
"Major teething problems with our spanish suppliers" = no olives
Olives grow in many countries:why not source elsewhere
Clicked on this only to see if Rory is here
Yay, Rory the Seaweed Whisperer is at 34:10!
@lornaginetteharrison7168 no rory, no viewer, no profits
The top 5% of Dragon's Den pitches receive 90% of the views. This is unacceptable. We must redistribute the views.
LOL
If you invest $1M, I'll give you 25% equity in my product which is the Views Redistribution System.
🤡
Viewdockter: just watch the other videos mate that’ll be £50
@@elitealex8985😂😂
Thought the first pitch was meant to be Dragons’ Den, not ChuckleVision.
It's both
And so we go on to fit a flow signal.
Can we please talk about Rory's single hair on his nose? 🤣
Please don't stop uploading these 🙏 😂
I kinda understand the mechanic business, it's good to learn some lingo so that when you go to the garage you're less likely to be conned
It never ceases to amaze me how people pitch in front of these tycoons with no real basic understanding of business and often little understanding of their own business and financials.
OK not everyone is good with financials but hire an accountant and go in with your financial summary print out and give it to the Dragons! That's a basic if you're asking people to invest at this level. And the absurd valuations of millions on a startup without sales or assets on a balance sheet is mind boggling silly.
You're not allowed to do that, no paperwork with your figures on it, you need to have it all memorised
You never see a product on this show for sale or popular
I think I've seen possibly two. Hungry House went. I've also got a Tangle Teaser
I've seen Levi Roots hot sauce and crisps. And the tangle teezer.
Don't forget Trunki
Levi Roots stuff is everywhere
What about scrub daddy?
Oh, oh! I forgot about the seaweed 🌊 one 🤣🙈😂
imScott
🤓🤓
That machine literally is pulling human sweat and breath from air, LOL
It's no coincidence that Paul and Barry are the names of the chuckle brothers
First clip is legendary, dudes sweat was probably sucked in by that humidifier
I dont think the car pitch was that bad - if they could coordinate with the garage to confirm its somethign that is actually needed. like if the garage could send them the dx info, pictures, etc.
Rumour has it Barry drowned tragically in his own bed on a hot summers night
Unreal 😂
Why do all barries look dodgy
@15:28 My blow up doll is flat. It's got a puncture £1.50 🤣
Barry should have teamed up with the car doctor
And the flow signals guy 😂
Car doctor ? The man needs a medical doctor
They must crank up the air conditioner on the Dragons' side of the room and turn it off on the other side.
Car doctor had lost before he even entered the room 😂
5:00 those two are sweating more water than their machine
The smirking Seaweed lady "That felt like being back at school in front of the head mistress"
i wonder how that memory came to mind?
The smirking Seaweed lady "That felt like being back at school in front of the head mistress"
i wonder how that memory came to mind?
The title should be the 5 most obnoxious dragons Den pitches.
Funny how the all 5 of the most viewed pitches didnt get an investment from the dragons
Because they're the most comical ones
The absolute beatdowns are far more entertaining than the ones where everything works out
I remember reading somewhere the olive lady Alex was married to Jeremy Clarkson, if memory serve’s correctly.
His first wife
Very nice "wowta" or "woah" machine in that first pitch 😅
WHERE IS THE FLOW SIGNAL
Barry and paul - to me to you
That last line if this video they guy is saying "I am an evolution of who they are". That is some next level of overconfidence.....
56:17 They did not in fact, NOT meet again.
8:15 ffs. What a balloon 🤦🏼♂️
29:53 The point at which she lost any chance of an investment. Lmfao 🤪
Barry just does not shut up
That funny knocking on the back of my car that's Deborah's guy that she has kiddknapped and trying to escape lol
No flow signals? Unbelievable
How much have you got in the bank? About 10 million 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember harry enfeilds sketch on this. And he was all the dragons 😂
Imagine of these things in your Kitchen .god's sake Barry
Deborah 100 percent right, worst salesman I ever heard, from ex timeshare boss
44:44 - Sadly went into Compulsory liquidation in 2017
Rory, I also live in the east of Scotland right next to the sea and I see nothing but condoms and shopping trolleys in the water , good luck with that mate
You need CondomDockter
You need to fit a flow signal so they go the other way
46:07 - Would you invest a £125k sum, with a man who says, "Pacifically", when he means 'specifically' & esp when he can't even secure the legal rights to the Co. name correctly (by cutting costs)
45:22 - Thats going to take a phenomenal amount of staff, and storage for produce (plus a massive variety of perishable ingredients that may/may not be required) - his staffing bill is going to be astronomical . . . . . and when you're relying on so many external hands-on for the success of your business - the potential for disaster is huge
Olive lady was a bit of an oddity. Didn’t really nail it.
She was married to Jezza Clarkson.
12:43 The legendary LEE WOOD, managing director of "Kar Doctor".
BIG RORY MACHINE, HUNTER OF SEAWEED FOR FIONA
Yeah Iran and Syria are the countries I want to hear that business people have dealings with LOL
Jenny came out before Evan Davis
I knew when i saw the constant shake of the head that she didn't like what she was hearing about the olives
Anyone know what happened to the evolved dragon? Strange character but I bet hes successful now
He has some kind of construction or building company. I followed him for a while and at some point he started an OF type website for creators
They could supply water the way are sweating.
I'm assuming this is cumulative views of the multiple repeated uploads?
10:48 and if they came in saying they will give away nearly all there company the dragons would pounce on the deal, pft
@47:38 - That look, haha, love Deborah!
So that's what an evolved dragon looks like?
So essentially people want to see conflict
Car doctor 😂😂😂
Last time I was this early I had to check that Jenny was still out
Rumour has it once her husband has done the deed with her, she makes him look into her eyes and say ‘im out’ 😂
Barry and Paul Chuckle
This Exists " CarDoctor" , 😂
I think Rory has a lot more sense than Fiona
That's what that guy's saying on Deborah's car im out im out not yet not yet
It's brilliant to see a millionaires are able to use a bic with pride
Doug talking about right and wrong there 🤢
Should have called it Snakes 🐍
49:05 😂
Oh, fine then Dragons Den. I’ll get agitated by the Olive Woman again.
The first one. A pure scam.
Probably taking that guys sweat out of the air. 🤢
Doug Richards 🤔
My name is Derek Cousins and look out for young Suzie doing her make up in her car
Is this duncan doing a comedy pitch?
The car Diogenes guy is a clown.