I just woke up the whole house laughing at this, and then in an effort to finish watching without rousing them for a second time, nearly bit my hand in half trying to stifle my laughter! That's how hilarious this is!
To do that skit right the two watchers with the beer should have been in different rooms responding to obviously different events, as in all Godrey Ho.
offtopic but did you like Kickass or Raising Arizona? the only movies nicholas cage was good in I can think of, I guess the Weather Man was alright too
So I usually try to come up with ideas to improve these terrible movies... but I'm really at a loss. Struggling to find a plot to find a manuscript? Isn't that a document before it is turned into a book? The only idea I can come up with is... in World War 2, the Germans and Japanese took over the world and it is up to 4 commoners to dress up like ninjas and use sneaky tactics to overthrow the nazis in their town. But how to include a manuscript...
The sequels just went downhill in a hurry... Sadness of the Ninja Depression of the Ninja Joy of the Ninja Befuddlement of the Ninja Ecstacy Induced Euphoria of the Ninja
Ive seen this many times but any time I struggle at work I follow along and yell "
I was so close to becoming the ultimate NINJA!"
"The gun is good" I thought I smelled that zardoz reference
I love how the power of Zardoz still resonates through these videos in its complete kickassery. Odd though how it isn't the highest rated anymore...
I just woke up the whole house laughing at this, and then in an effort to finish watching without rousing them for a second time, nearly bit my hand in half trying to stifle my laughter! That's how hilarious this is!
"you've got a fat belly bruce."
Epic ninja nutshot follows
im the ultimate ninjahhhhhhhh
The Duel deserves an remake starring Nicky Swift as the psych0oPath
Not to be mistaken for WAGE OF THE NINJA, which concerned the brave ninja unions battle for fair pay practices.
I love Godfrey Ho Ninja films... I love finding a new one...
it's great to know, I am not the only person in this world,
who loves this kinda shit...
It's hard to look tough, when you have a Garfield telephone.....
You watched this more than once? You are truly the ultimate ninjaaaaa!!!
I was supposed to be the ULTIMATE NINJA!!!!ROFL
Wow, that fuzzy dude is pretty good with those nunchucks...
@GoblinXXX Don't forget the ninja star factory conditions that were so bad Tetanus surpassed decapitation as the #1 cause of ninja deaths.
To do that skit right the two watchers with the beer should have been in different rooms responding to obviously different events, as in all Godrey Ho.
Mike Abbott deserves a Shitcase cinema award for best dialogue.
Then in the second skit one of them tosses a bottle only when the other catches it, it's a frying pan. Also it's day for night in each.
@MmaSmarty87 Thank you ^_^ If, shitcase will have me, then I will be glad to appear in more reviews! =D
@mattrutland Why thank you. My teddy bear was wearing invisible safety gear. XD
Ninjas are masters of stealth and subtlety. It's understandable why they would use uzis.
Rape and murder are the code of a ninja gone mad... lmaf
@Seraphim3040 haha, just as well, poor teddy! i hope you checked for concussions after those beatings! :P
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ULTIMATE NINJA!!!
Daaaaaaaamn dude! This is approved by ZARDOZ!!!!
This is the best review you've done this year!
liking the female ninja who chops up her teddy bear! so close to becoming the ultimate ninja!
You should review the film 9 deaths of a ninja. It's like nothing you have ever seen.
"Ninja Elvis Presely", they should make that a movie. Thank you, thank you very much, KARATE CHOP!!!
@GoblinXXX or AGE OF A NINJA, which re-enacted a young ninja's carding at a bar.
2:20 Is it just me, or does that guy look like Hale AND Pace after they have somehow bonded into one 'tached fella? Perhaps it's just me
Aww poor professor bruce, having all these ninja's picking on him
SMG's the stealthiest weapons a Ninja can use
Here we go. Can't go wrong with the Ho.
I was suppose to be the ULIMATE NINJA!!! Thanks John, I do feel better :)
The ending... Just wow
that mean girl really needs to stop beating up stuffed animals!!!
SUSAN
Is that Star Wars music I hear
offtopic but did you like Kickass or Raising Arizona? the only movies nicholas cage was good in I can think of, I guess the Weather Man was alright too
I heard some rumour that Godfrey Ho now teachers people to make film than he himself.
you should be partnered by now, you deserve it more than people like ray william johnson
So Ron Swanson took time off from Parks and Rec to shoot a Ninja film ?
The existence of a storyline is only hypothetical when we get typical Ho editing.
Hey,reviews are coming in faster.Keep it up John !
.5/10 is dead on.
@GoblinXXX Nor the Ninja Led Zepplin cover band, Page Of A Ninja.
I wish you would review some Syfy channel original movies.
Ninja Shiteness!!!!
This is why i watch you
Excellent review, THANK YOU!!!
how many ninja movies did thay make
Wheey Manics poster!
Godfrey Ho's films are infamous for poor, or pathetic editing.
Have you seen the Laboratory of Devils films? They are produced and directed by Godfrey Ho. Very grotesque and badly-edited.
@AnotherWhiskey what was that? couldnt hear the end of that sentence. speak up! more !!!!s!
Best bit 0.01 - 13.39
wow john, you managed to watch that pile of shit twice. respect
Godfrey Ho's real name is Godfrey Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho!!
Godfrey Ho :D
Everyone should start their day off OR end it with ShitCase Cinema!! =D
did that kid say "I am the alternate ninja"?
LiamTheGreat ornament ninja
OH MY GOD YES.
only pierre kirby could save this film
More Of The Utimate Supreme Grand Female Master
Quality!
my dirty mind saw this title as "rape of a ninja" ...
best...end...ever XD
Hehe stareyeye guy looks like Bob Carolgees gone psycho
I know how they can improve this movie. Remove the current title and slap on "Shinobi".
nut shots are always awesome in your videos hahahahahahahaha
this movie should have been taken out on GARBAGE DAY!
SUSANE!!!!!!!
So I usually try to come up with ideas to improve these terrible movies... but I'm really at a loss. Struggling to find a plot to find a manuscript? Isn't that a document before it is turned into a book? The only idea I can come up with is... in World War 2, the Germans and Japanese took over the world and it is up to 4 commoners to dress up like ninjas and use sneaky tactics to overthrow the nazis in their town. But how to include a manuscript...
The sequels just went downhill in a hurry...
Sadness of the Ninja
Depression of the Ninja
Joy of the Ninja
Befuddlement of the Ninja
Ecstacy Induced Euphoria of the Ninja
this movie looks bad-ass
Love u john
maybe its me, but guns seem very un-ninja
how is the girl? I like her
@lee0nline1 i shouted it.... my wife threw the phone at me.. :D
Jk lol nice review mate
Huh uhhhh.......................
8:54
Fooking ellllll
1st
John, please stop doing reviews of ninja movies.