The last episode will just be KK dressed like a Jedi and ranting about how miuch she hates straight white men, only occasionally pausing to drink straight from a huge bottle of overpriced rose wine.
It's also the logical choice if the writers desperately want Mae to be redeemable. She didn't kill Kelnacca, and Torbin took the poison himself, so the only real obstacle is Indara.
@@clogs4956 Yes...I quite agree. Rings of Power is clearly a multi-verse with Hellraiser, and South Park's "Strong Woman". I think Cenobite too, but I do have a suspicion that it is actually Cartman.
@@jeffpolanco604 Someone called themselves arguing me down on that point. Looking at pictures makes me think the same thing. Shoulders don't seem to be broad but I could be wrong.
In my absolute ignorance of the show, I completely forgot to consider a complete stranger who has not even been hinted at. Obviously it will be someone who does not require foreshadowing, because foreshadowing requires forethought, and forethought requires any thought.😅
"What would a terrible writer do" ... hm, what if zipper mouth is Mae's alter ego? Like a double personality deal. She has been teaching herself because strong woman don't need teaching (just like nobody thought the writers of this show how to write) and that would also explain why she never saw her teachers face
Surely not the ‘Tyler Durden’ turn out? It’s so overplayed at this point. So many movies, TV shows and games use this ‘twist’ that it’s no longer a twist and is entirely predictable. However the writing for this show is so awful it’s highly probable. The internet will explode if it turns out to be correct.
I thought that too but I looked at the hands. The dark figure wore no gloves and the hands were very manly. So maybe the sith a Butch or a stud. Possibly a jealous ex
On the one hand, that would explain why seemingly every other woman in Star Wars can survive being impaled by a light saber but Indara dies instantly to a knife. On the other hand, the mask has a curiously large forehead, large enough to accomadate Koril's horns.
Zippermouth is Anakin Skywalker - getting revenge on the twins for stealing his uniqueness, by traveling through time after destroying the Death Star and making everyone think that it was actually Luke who did it...
As someone that only knows this show from the reviews and riffs on it, I think people are over estimating them. My theory is that they are so proud of the "Your eye deceive you!" line in the trailer that what's going to happen is that the coven used illusions to fake the fire, fake her sister's actions and fake their deaths. They let the one girl go because she didn't want to be there. So whoever the one big bad is, they are just a puppet. They think they're building up to something clever and aren't.
Absolutely most of what we have seen and know from or about that witches is they are a cult lead by a grifter conartist with very slight force ability. They no more created the twins by plucking a thread of force than i have. Thats a lie the mothers made up. They probably stole some force sensitive embryos and ivf'd the zabrak woman and used some night sister magic to get them to term.
I haven't watched the episodes directly either. I won't be surprised if the twin sisters were born as a single child and then split into two. So technically, the two are one. That sounds like something that would blow the minds in the writers room.
@@MrJacksspleen Ugh...these people and all their Gnostic, Hermetic, Dialectic horseshit have no basis in reality anymore. The only thought they put into anything is how they can twist normal words, that people understand, and use because that is what they actually mean, into words that are completely made up, and using altered meanings for the purpose of deception, and huckstering you into thinking they didn't just say nothing.
20 years from now KK will be releasing special editions of the Ejacolyte on Disney+++ and the scene will be CGI modified to show Greedo shooting first.
How they fuck up, with their female voodoo theatre...in relation to: how they were fucked up before...by society. What did you expect, how those people would react? And how the would react, if they came into power? This is the result. Psychosochial!!!
I want to demonstrate engagement just because I like Chato - but I hate everything about this abomination so I couldn't care less about anything plot related.
This witches coven is such a danger to tolerance that if the Salem witch trials were brought back to them, not only would no one object, I bet others would pitch in to enthusiastically help!
It is quite simple. "Trinity" was working with the force witches to create "The Chosen One" akin to the Bene Gesserit. The witches decided to have twins instead, thus screwing Trinity's plan, so she decided to kill everyone to cover it up and blame it on the jedi, even killing off herself from the story to cover her tracks.
Your hunch makes the most sense. I still say the biggest mindFugetaaboutit to classsic SW fans would be if they retcon Shmi into secretly being a coven member who hid on Tatooine, lied to the Jedi and actually willed Luke into existence, making Palpetine’s promise a lie all along.
0:30 - Manny is the mamoth of Ice Age 2:15 - Smilo Ren is not discount Esra Miller, since he is male, and we all can agree males serve for nothing on SW.
Paul, I think you cracked the case! If you look at her hand she has an odd bend on the end of her index finger that looks consistent with Smylo Ren. Now that we know, let's nuke it all from orbit just to be sure.
This feel like Kyle (from South Park) having right about the "alien" Pilgrims when he just talk nonseses to the "History Channel", imagine Chato doing the same thing XD
I think that to pull a Rian yourtheoriessuck Johnson practice of confusion and dilution it will turned out to to be Squid-game Jim's evil twin sister! You know, the one we never heard of...
It is amazing how more and more Sith masters opt for severely limiting their vision ( a thing often needed during a sword fight) by helmets that cover more and more with each show.
I always wondered how knights fought with those visors down. Fighting a life or death battle while squinting through a tiny opening seems much more dangerous to me than just exposing your face would be.
@@user-fn1cd6mo9zit wasn't, especially fighting anyone with archers...its pretty easy to pop someone in the face when they are not looking...no armor they are in trouble
In a Galaxy Far Far Away we bring you... every convention that is being pushed down our throat on earth. This is entertainment 101, you don't insert topics of the day into a fantasy people check into to, in order to check out of the topics of the day. Complete ineptitude on the writers, who now instead of evaluate their failure attack the fans. Amazing.
Rather than sacrifice any brain cells to the altar of woke watching the Alcolyte, I'm mulling re-watching The Prisoner. If I'm going to lose brain cells it'll be from banging my head on a table trying to figure out who or what number one is. I think its Rover...but that might just be the brain damage setting in.
With how incompetently made everything has been thus far my bet is that it won't be someone who mattered, or possibly won't be someone who was ever revealed at all. Like a worse version of the antagonist from The Kings Man. After all, if a bad writer was told to subvert expectations they might think it was clever to remove all traces of the villain - what could be more surprising than someone the audience can't possibly guess? It also makes it supremely unsatisfying, but this is Disney Star Wars we are talking about here.
Since they want Mae to to be redeemed and Moss's character is the only one she really killed ( the one guy killed himself over the guilt he felt), this makes perfect sense.
if that is true, then the jedi should had been alerted by the fact, that her body is gone. unless they are more incompetent than the keystone cops. and if theyre that stupid, then they wouldnt survive long with all those dangerous lightsabers around
@@bethanyh1637 she would still have to trick mae. it is also weird, that none of the other jedis could feel that something was wrong with her. still not buying it
I think what would be the most dramatic and be the most dumb because if how impossible it would be is that smilo Ren is Osha. No clue how they'd justify it but I almost expect it with the level of writing on display so far
It might actually be the mole-creature. Think about it. The fact that they called him “they” might signify they could sense more than one personality within him- a conflict if you will. And Disney named him after the great mouse, detective in order to throw us off the trail.
I've known it's Indara from the start. Moss said herself in a interview she had to hide her wardrobe on set, and be secretive. The one to two dots on her eye rule of two. Power of one power of two. The first shot of Indara the look on her face gave it away. The story is so obvious it is her.
the jedi would had noticed that the body is missing. 1: they would prolly set up some kind of burial for their fallen sister 2: you dont go on a interstellar murder investigation without a DEAD BODY
Chato, it'll take you less effort to completely entertain me than it would take a sliver of effort from this cast to force out a believable performance in the Atrociouslyte. Holy Hannah, this show is beyond cringe. But with you, my sanity is cured and I am entertained. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ To you.
I've said before, The leatherface sith is an alternate Personality of Maes created by her trauma at the death of her family. She's a force Projection/illusion unconsciously created by Maes mind. Which is why the only time we see her is when Maes around. I believe that Hedlund said she was using Fight Club as inspiration so it tracks.
Jecki is the sith lord. A brunette British actress always has to be the most important character in a Kennedy project. Discount Ezra Miller is in the zipper vader costume, but Jecki is the mastermind. She will turn out to be an older sister to Mae and Osha, but she is straight, so she had to be kicked out of the communist lesbian witch coven. All the witches sacrificed themselves to transfer the "power of many" into Jecki to defeat the Jedi without a weapon.
Its Qimir, this show is not intelligent and the side-kick being the double super secret sith lord seems like something that the show runners would think of as being particularly clever. ( when its not) What sealed it for me was the shot of characters, Osha and Qimir meeting in the apothecary being almost identical to the way the "sith lord" got into her face in this last episode. Nose to Nose ( I mean helmet) Bless their hearts, they are trying ( sort of)
@@mercuryshadow09 I would not have gotten the impression that anyone other than the wookie made those marks. We actually see him calmly walk past the marks. I think that they're trying to imply that, the wookie, like the floating dude was obsessed with the situation and their own internal guilt, for whatever reason because they were mean to the women, or whatever. Trinity doesn't have to be guilty because she's a woman, I guess, or maybe we'll find out later she was obsessed too, just like how squid game still keeps holograms of the girls. Everyone's just so super sad about all the bad feel feels that the witches add to endure before they mysteriously died of the bad feel feels.
You also gotta consider, theres a reason they showed mother Aniseya using the force...er the "thread" (cringe), and using force ...fu.."thread" push on multiple people kinda...like..the..Jedi? You remember, "the power of mannnnnyyyyy".
@@christophermitchell7001they're gonna pull a Vader and "I am your mother" and redemption arc so they can bring her back to the light side. Have faith in bad on the nose writing.
Chato that's just crazy enough to be true, it was Trinity the whole time! All though I did think it was Fartman from the Ahsoka show, we never found out who he was either.
Exactly. Helmet is the Acolyte, Mae and the others are just tools being used by Helmet to pass his/her Master's (Tenebrous) test. Helmet will fail and Tenebrous will find a new Acolyte in Plagueis.
UPDATE: The Sith Master is Bazil standing on his cousin's shoulders.
It’s Darth Queer Doctor Who
Lol the witchbians. We go with the dykalytes.
Vernestra Rwoh is an anagram for Whore Servant (figures... since the actress is Lesbye Pedoland's "wife").
Bazil sounds less like a Star Wars alien name than Amandla.
Three Ewoks in a trench coat poorly hiding a young princess Leia.
Maybe its Kathleen Kennedy. After all, she's the biggest Star Wars villain we know.
Yeesss! Yeesss!
If somehow that was the reveal, I don't know of I'd laugh or cry. But I'd lose my shit like a main character in a Lovecraft story
Damn, she pulled a Palpatine on everyone
So she was the Phantom Menace after all.
The last episode will just be KK dressed like a Jedi and ranting about how miuch she hates straight white men, only occasionally pausing to drink straight from a huge bottle of overpriced rose wine.
Plot twist: its a third sister, also played by Amandla, with the exact same hair style.
The "third twin" will be how they introduce them.
Duuuuuude....I didn't even think of that! Solid theory
😂😂😂
"That's so dumb it's genius!"
"No! It's just plain dumb!"
Seriously though, a "third twin" sounds about right for this show's writers.
Haha!
I think it's 3 Ewoks standing on their shoulders in that suite...
Oddly plausible, considering everything else.
No, they can't *all* be standing on shoulders.
3 Ewoks would tie back into "The power of one, the power of two, the power of ... err more than two".
If it's an Ewok, it could be a time travelling Lieutenant Kettch from Star Wars EU Wraith Squadron, wearing prosthetics. 😇
That IS the "power of many"...
Honestly it being Trinity is exactly what a bad writer would think is a good idea
It's also the logical choice if the writers desperately want Mae to be redeemable. She didn't kill Kelnacca, and Torbin took the poison himself, so the only real obstacle is Indara.
@@karlhornell922 Exactly!
@@karlhornell922 That 180 for Mae is so unnatural
And that might be not the _worst_ idea... if you write a fanfic or maybe GM a TTRPG. In a tv series tho without any groundwork... uh.
Obviously the Sith Lord is going to be Luke Skywalker. 🙃
That would actually be hilarious...and this is now my head canon
That would make as much sense as anything else in this SW content.
him or Yoda!
Yes Luke Whose Gone Through Gender Reassignment Surgery…..
@@AliexFolgueira Haha, maybe they’re both in the suit with Yoda sitting on Luke’s shoulders like the old trench coat gag.
Manny Bothans died trying to prevent this show from happening.
Finally someone else spotted this joke.
Only got is because ROTJ was on tv a few days ago.
Not enough, obviously.
The power of Manny!
This show is killing many bothans...
I can't wait until Scooby pulls off the zipperhead mask and reveals that the Sith is old man Johnson.
"And I would have gotten away with it too! If not for those pesky kids!"
Internet status: won
And then Mindy Kaling's version of Velma comes in and ruins it somehow.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those MEDDLING kids! It's always meddling.
Hahahaha
We hadn't had a mystery this perplexing since trying to decipher who was Sauron in Rings of Power.
So what you're saying is that it's Sauron?
@@freewheeler8924 let's not get too hasty there. My money's on a Cenobite.
@@clogs4956 Yes...I quite agree. Rings of Power is clearly a multi-verse with Hellraiser, and South Park's "Strong Woman". I think Cenobite too, but I do have a suspicion that it is actually Cartman.
We figured out who it was on the first, maybe second episode 😂
What we know now, being Disney, that's it definitely not a white male.
If it were, you would just complain that the villain is a white male, which proves that Hollywood hates white males. It’s all circular bullshit lol.
If it were, you would just complain that they made the villain a white man. It’s all circular bullshit lol.
Or anyone normal.
If it were, you would just complain that the villain is a white man lol.
@@disenfranchisedver1tech598define normal.
Disney - the power of one,
the power of two
the power of many leaving and turning their backs on you.
The power of 1$ ,the power of 2$, the power of Money $
They'd make more selling grass for the real fans to go touch.
@@clogs4956 Good Reference.
Sigh, it is a systemic mess - not a one off error.
Nah, Disney took the lazy way out and zipper mouth is just a young Palpatine.
I would believe it since they retconned the Jedi masters age now. It's a younger Palpatine before he became senator. 🤣
Somehow... Palpatine keeps returning.
Not on this show .. zippermouth is definitely going to be a woman- so probably palpatine long ex wife--
@@jeffpolanco604 Someone called themselves arguing me down on that point. Looking at pictures makes me think the same thing. Shoulders don't seem to be broad but I could be wrong.
@@jeffpolanco604A woman beeing the evil villain sounds reasonable, so it's rather unlikely here. A white male would fit perfect in this role. 🤡
In my absolute ignorance of the show, I completely forgot to consider a complete stranger who has not even been hinted at. Obviously it will be someone who does not require foreshadowing, because foreshadowing requires forethought, and forethought requires any thought.😅
"What would a terrible writer do" ... hm, what if zipper mouth is Mae's alter ego? Like a double personality deal. She has been teaching herself because strong woman don't need teaching (just like nobody thought the writers of this show how to write) and that would also explain why she never saw her teachers face
Perfect... I will save your comments and see if they turn out to be true!
More likely it's Osha. They probably got swapped and the evil one got saved while the good one fell down the hole.
I like this one, it would at least cover why Mae is sometimes an absolute psychopath and then suddenly the good girl of the movie.
Fight Club has been mentioned as an inspiration for the show.
Surely not the ‘Tyler Durden’ turn out? It’s so overplayed at this point. So many movies, TV shows and games use this ‘twist’ that it’s no longer a twist and is entirely predictable. However the writing for this show is so awful it’s highly probable. The internet will explode if it turns out to be correct.
Sith-Gimp's are a protected class you know! 😂
Hahaha. Where's Zed?
The patriarchy must go down.
Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.
Smilo Ren has narrow shoulders and thin neck - so probably not Lesbian Headache's wife aka Green Bean.
IMO, it's the "boss witch".
That's assuming they took the effort to body match the stunt double and actress.
Don't you mean Trans Shrek?
Given taskmaster in suit was a guy. Mask off a woman. Disney does not follow logic.
I thought that too but I looked at the hands. The dark figure wore no gloves and the hands were very manly. So maybe the sith a Butch or a stud. Possibly a jealous ex
On the one hand, that would explain why seemingly every other woman in Star Wars can survive being impaled by a light saber but Indara dies instantly to a knife. On the other hand, the mask has a curiously large forehead, large enough to accomadate Koril's horns.
I thought that was a sonar bulb, since the helmet doesn't seem to have any opening to see out of.
Zippermouth is Anakin Skywalker - getting revenge on the twins for stealing his uniqueness, by traveling through time after destroying the Death Star and making everyone think that it was actually Luke who did it...
I thought it was Padme because she was on the death star, but you might be right. 👀
As someone that only knows this show from the reviews and riffs on it, I think people are over estimating them.
My theory is that they are so proud of the "Your eye deceive you!" line in the trailer that what's going to happen is that the coven used illusions to fake the fire, fake her sister's actions and fake their deaths. They let the one girl go because she didn't want to be there. So whoever the one big bad is, they are just a puppet. They think they're building up to something clever and aren't.
Absolutely most of what we have seen and know from or about that witches is they are a cult lead by a grifter conartist with very slight force ability. They no more created the twins by plucking a thread of force than i have. Thats a lie the mothers made up. They probably stole some force sensitive embryos and ivf'd the zabrak woman and used some night sister magic to get them to term.
I haven't watched the episodes directly either. I won't be surprised if the twin sisters were born as a single child and then split into two. So technically, the two are one. That sounds like something that would blow the minds in the writers room.
@@MrJacksspleen Ugh...these people and all their Gnostic, Hermetic, Dialectic horseshit have no basis in reality anymore. The only thought they put into anything is how they can twist normal words, that people understand, and use because that is what they actually mean, into words that are completely made up, and using altered meanings for the purpose of deception, and huckstering you into thinking they didn't just say nothing.
Chato: "Do not zip to the end..."
Me: You!! Zipper mouth is Chato!!
The Sith lord is Sol's barber who was promptly fired after giving him BTS haircut.
What if Zipper-mouth was really the friends we made along the way
My bet is on Bob Chapek, but then the mask falls off and it turns out it was Iger all along.
Somehow, the tragedy of Darth Plagus the Wise returned...
It's not a tale that Disney would tell...properly...
@@apolloluxDarth Plagus story is literal perfection. KK: It will be, when it’s a woman.
This has to be an example of deliberate failure as per "The Producers".
I wouldn't be surprised to find Zero Mostel cgi'd in there.
“It’s springtime for Kennedy and Disney
Lucasfilm is happy and gay”…
20 years from now KK will be releasing special editions of the Ejacolyte on Disney+++ and the scene will be CGI modified to show Greedo shooting first.
Disney: The power of one, the power of two, the power of MONEY!
More like how to lose money.
The power of NO money
The power of one, the power of two, the loser of Money!
How they fuck up, with their female voodoo theatre...in relation to: how they were fucked up before...by society.
What did you expect, how those people would react?
And how the would react, if they came into power?
This is the result. Psychosochial!!!
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I want to demonstrate engagement just because I like Chato - but I hate everything about this abomination so I couldn't care less about anything plot related.
It's the twins' father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Oh wait....
"So what does that make us?"
It's so idiotic, I think you're right
The power of one, the power two, the power of ... Hey, where did the audience go?
We can't be distracted by the restraints of physics, time, and space. They have the power of the script, to make the reveal what ever they want.
Whatever fun plot twist you’re thinking of that will not happen. These writers will do their best to bore the audience to tears.
This witches coven is such a danger to tolerance that if the Salem witch trials were brought back to them, not only would no one object, I bet others would pitch in to enthusiastically help!
Makes one completely understand witch burnings 😂
It dawned on me as soon as I heard you say it. The scene of her death seemed so fake. That's when I realized she set it up.
My money is it's a big bag of green magical poop gas. Disney loves that gag!
"One, two, many... lots?"
Detritus the troll, from the Discworld books.
Clearly we're being trolled by the writers...
It is quite simple. "Trinity" was working with the force witches to create "The Chosen One" akin to the Bene Gesserit. The witches decided to have twins instead, thus screwing Trinity's plan, so she decided to kill everyone to cover it up and blame it on the jedi, even killing off herself from the story to cover her tracks.
And Trinity had a twin sister too, so the sith-wannabe killed the wrong Trinity
the spice girls must flow
It's Paul Atreides!
@@zoebaggins90 or sting....
Good theory.
Dreadlock mom ftw sith lord. White lady with spikes does not beat out black lady with dreads.
Your hunch makes the most sense. I still say the biggest mindFugetaaboutit to classsic SW fans would be if they retcon Shmi into secretly being a coven member who hid on Tatooine, lied to the Jedi and actually willed Luke into existence, making Palpetine’s promise a lie all along.
That would require these activist writers to watch TPM though? Not in the cards 😂
Zipper mouth is the YESSSSS YESSSSS Witchsbian!! Or a bunch of Black Smoke! (Remember Asshuka??)
0:30 - Manny is the mamoth of Ice Age
2:15 - Smilo Ren is not discount Esra Miller, since he is male, and we all can agree males serve for nothing on SW.
Seriously she would never listen to a man
Paul, I think you cracked the case! If you look at her hand she has an odd bend on the end of her index finger that looks consistent with Smylo Ren. Now that we know, let's nuke it all from orbit just to be sure.
This feel like Kyle (from South Park) having right about the "alien" Pilgrims when he just talk nonseses to the "History Channel", imagine Chato doing the same thing XD
Ultimate plot twist: Triplets!!
The Power of Threeee!!
The power of maaaaanyyyy 🎶
I think that to pull a Rian yourtheoriessuck Johnson practice of confusion and dilution it will turned out to to be Squid-game Jim's evil twin sister! You know, the one we never heard of...
It is amazing how more and more Sith masters opt for severely limiting their vision ( a thing often needed during a sword fight) by helmets that cover more and more with each show.
I always wondered how knights fought with those visors down. Fighting a life or death battle while squinting through a tiny opening seems much more dangerous to me than just exposing your face would be.
@@user-fn1cd6mo9zit wasn't, especially fighting anyone with archers...its pretty easy to pop someone in the face when they are not looking...no armor they are in trouble
In a Galaxy Far Far Away we bring you... every convention that is being pushed down our throat on earth. This is entertainment 101, you don't insert topics of the day into a fantasy people check into to, in order to check out of the topics of the day.
Complete ineptitude on the writers, who now instead of evaluate their failure attack the fans. Amazing.
Exactly why I couldn’t make it past the first episode of The Boys S4. The TDS/Alphabet allegory was completely off the charts, even for that series!
The Skelton Crew is going to be about the remaining number of Star Wars fans.
Rather than sacrifice any brain cells to the altar of woke watching the Alcolyte, I'm mulling re-watching The Prisoner.
If I'm going to lose brain cells it'll be from banging my head on a table trying to figure out who or what number one is.
I think its Rover...but that might just be the brain damage setting in.
I am not a number! I am a man!
“Questions are a burden to others; answers are a prison to oneself.” :)
Dub the bouncing beach-ball (white) prison guard: K. Kennedy?
Sounds intriguing, where can I watch this?
@@mercuryshadow09 just make sure to watch the original from the 60's....not the remake
It's the dude that's acting like the goofy smuggler.
It's Lando's later pan sexual love droid, who's angry because the Jedi ruined her time at Jolly Scissor Pleasure Dome aka the witches' coven
Somehow, Palapatine got into this show.
They kept taking her lunch, even after she put her name on it.
Now, they all have to go in the dumbest ways possible.
Yes, it's a gymp mask.
Either that or Mama. Since Osha never got a chance to confirm her death.
With how incompetently made everything has been thus far my bet is that it won't be someone who mattered, or possibly won't be someone who was ever revealed at all. Like a worse version of the antagonist from The Kings Man. After all, if a bad writer was told to subvert expectations they might think it was clever to remove all traces of the villain - what could be more surprising than someone the audience can't possibly guess? It also makes it supremely unsatisfying, but this is Disney Star Wars we are talking about here.
Very entertaining! I love how you engage the imagination of us denizens. Much better than what will actually happen in the tv series.
Was it Lesbian Headlamp... sorry Lesley Hedland? Was it Gay Felony, sorry Dave Filoni? Was it Krapleen Kennedy? 😂🤣
darth smiles
I confess . . . I did it.
You just blew my mind. I'm not watching the show, I'm watching you watch the show - it's far more entertaining!
Perfectly reasonable conclusion.
Perhaps both questions answer each other, and it's Darth Manny the Powerful.
It's obviously Keanu Reeves avenging Trinity
But as John Wick. 😂
Your answer makes too much since, LOL. You are a better Writer than those hired by Disney.
Since they want Mae to to be redeemed and Moss's character is the only one she really killed ( the one guy killed himself over the guilt he felt), this makes perfect sense.
if that is true, then the jedi should had been alerted by the fact, that her body is gone. unless they are more incompetent than the keystone cops.
and if theyre that stupid, then they wouldnt survive long with all those dangerous lightsabers around
@@kimrasmussen7188 Maybe she left her robes in a pile on the floor and they all thought she just faded away.
@@bethanyh1637 the bartender would had seen it. and she would have to escape while being nude.. still makes no sense
@@kimrasmussen7188 A travel bag and few Jedi mind tricks and she's scot free.
@@bethanyh1637 she would still have to trick mae. it is also weird, that none of the
other jedis could feel that something was
wrong with her. still not buying it
The Sith helmet looks like they gave a 5 year old kid a project to make it out of paper Mache and paint it black.
I think what would be the most dramatic and be the most dumb because if how impossible it would be is that smilo Ren is Osha. No clue how they'd justify it but I almost expect it with the level of writing on display so far
I figured the witches were referring to Manny from the Pep Boys.
If they follow the formula it'll be "Palpatine Returned". After all it fits disney cannon. Palpy has been around making clones since god knows when.
Dammit, you beat me to it.
This is actually the best theory I’ve heard yet. I appreciate the educated guess.
It might actually be the mole-creature. Think about it. The fact that they called him “they” might signify they could sense more than one personality within him- a conflict if you will. And Disney named him after the great mouse, detective in order to throw us off the trail.
I've known it's Indara from the start. Moss said herself in a interview she had to hide her wardrobe on set, and be secretive. The one to two dots on her eye rule of two. Power of one power of two. The first shot of Indara the look on her face gave it away. The story is so obvious it is her.
the jedi would had noticed that the body is missing. 1: they would prolly set up some kind of burial for their fallen sister
2: you dont go on a interstellar murder investigation without a DEAD BODY
My guess based on the helmet shape & design is that they are going to use this character as the start of the knights of ren.
That would be a smart thing to do.
Be the first smart thing they would have done though!
Chato, it'll take you less effort to completely entertain me than it would take a sliver of effort from this cast to force out a believable performance in the Atrociouslyte. Holy Hannah, this show is beyond cringe.
But with you, my sanity is cured and I am entertained. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ To you.
You will need to explain "Aghata Christie" to the producers...
The best comedy is unintential, like when someone believes any viewers at all are warching this show for any reason but to laugh at it.
Zippermouth IS Bob Iger.
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YESSSS...I thought the same...Trinity is the plot twist...
i forgot which youtuber found it but they credited the horned mom in episode 4 and she has no scenes so its her mom? worst twist ever
that is because it wouldnt be a twist
I've said before, The leatherface sith is an alternate Personality of Maes created by her trauma at the death of her family. She's a force Projection/illusion unconsciously created by Maes mind. Which is why the only time we see her is when Maes around. I believe that Hedlund said she was using Fight Club as inspiration so it tracks.
Jecki is the sith lord. A brunette British actress always has to be the most important character in a Kennedy project. Discount Ezra Miller is in the zipper vader costume, but Jecki is the mastermind. She will turn out to be an older sister to Mae and Osha, but she is straight, so she had to be kicked out of the communist lesbian witch coven. All the witches sacrificed themselves to transfer the "power of many" into Jecki to defeat the Jedi without a weapon.
Dang it Chato! Your detective skills have the mistery solved already!
Anyway, it's always so much fun to view your reviews!
Guys like us never go down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Al Bundy)
It’s the gimp from Pulp Fiction. Same outfit.
I am almost at a state I would give him money...
Spot on, Chato. Somebody watched Memento, went to the loo and had a strong long thought about this ;))
Well one thing's for sure: we know it isn't Ki Adi Mundi.
Death is only the beginning - Emperor Palpoutine
Its Qimir, this show is not intelligent and the side-kick being the double super secret sith lord seems like something that the show runners would think of as being particularly clever. ( when its not)
What sealed it for me was the shot of characters, Osha and Qimir meeting in the apothecary being almost identical to the way the "sith lord" got into her face in this last episode. Nose to Nose ( I mean helmet)
Bless their hearts, they are trying ( sort of)
Why did he leave the spiral on the wall at Kelnaccas? To frame a dead witch?
@@mercuryshadow09 I would not have gotten the impression that anyone other than the wookie made those marks. We actually see him calmly walk past the marks. I think that they're trying to imply that, the wookie, like the floating dude was obsessed with the situation and their own internal guilt, for whatever reason because they were mean to the women, or whatever. Trinity doesn't have to be guilty because she's a woman, I guess, or maybe we'll find out later she was obsessed too, just like how squid game still keeps holograms of the girls. Everyone's just so super sad about all the bad feel feels that the witches add to endure before they mysteriously died of the bad feel feels.
@@christophermitchell7001it's the same symbol on mother Aniseyas forehead. What motive does Qimir have to go after those 4 particular Jedi?
You also gotta consider, theres a reason they showed mother Aniseya using the force...er the "thread" (cringe), and using force ...fu.."thread" push on multiple people kinda...like..the..Jedi? You remember, "the power of mannnnnyyyyy".
@@christophermitchell7001they're gonna pull a Vader and "I am your mother" and redemption arc so they can bring her back to the light side. Have faith in bad on the nose writing.
The villain is... Bazil. Don't ask, consume product.
You may be right Chato
The zipper guy is the weirdo from the movie Pulp Fiction.
Get the gimp
Ooooo…! I like that idea, Chato! You’ve made me care just enough to watch the show for that revelation alone!
I think I could have watched the actual episodes twice over with the amount of time I've been enjoying these scathing critiques
Paul, your content holds so much more fascination for me than anything Disney has to offer. Thank you!
its c3p0, he only convinced anakin that he built him when he infiltrated his home as a toaster
The Power of: Juan, David Twohy , Manny🎶
The power of one. The power of two. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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I listen to these things while preparing food or whatever, and first time actually watching that background sent me
It's OSHA.
Chato that's just crazy enough to be true, it was Trinity the whole time! All though I did think it was Fartman from the Ahsoka show, we never found out who he was either.
How do you kill a Jedi without a weapon? Have someone else do it. That's the Sith master's riddle solved.
Exactly. Helmet is the Acolyte, Mae and the others are just tools being used by Helmet to pass his/her Master's (Tenebrous) test. Helmet will fail and Tenebrous will find a new Acolyte in Plagueis.
@@charliedulin so is poison boy Plagueis then?
@@B16B0SS no he's just a lackey. Plagueis is a Muun.
It's moments like 1:55 that make you a national treasure 😂 that got me thanks