The Simpsons - Krav Maga VS Karate

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  • @raymond6845
    @raymond6845 7 років тому +7328

    I took Krav for 3 years, and I can vouch for the accuracy of "No groin, no Krav Maga".

    • @raymond6845
      @raymond6845 4 роки тому +281

      @Trace Finlay Essentially, it's MMA, but also mental training to get you used to the idea of "cheating" so you can survive if you're attacked on the streets.
      I've been out of it for a few years now, and I've done some more research on it. I believe the original Israeli Military training wasn't a full fledged martial art, but rather a fairly short course on mindset and intensity, to make the people going through that course good soldiers. I might be wrong though, Krav Maga has had an urban mythology built up around it, so there's a good amount of conflicting info.
      The main thing (aside from fighting technique of course) that my teachers taught, was "Run if you can. If you can't, neutralize the threat by any means necessary. Do whatever you must to get out safely"
      Needless to say, American Krav Maga is fairly different from the original lol
      Hope this helps!

    • @SuperColonel91
      @SuperColonel91 4 роки тому +60

      @@raymond6845 that's all Martial Arts and fighting styles

    • @daedaeloco2230
      @daedaeloco2230 3 роки тому +30

      Funny I'm reading this 3 years later.

    • @tomcarpenter7821
      @tomcarpenter7821 2 роки тому +17

      Sounds like Ameri-do-te. 😂

    • @ryanforster8761
      @ryanforster8761 2 роки тому +19

      I tried it but boxing works better for me. Krav maga looks cooler in practice.

  • @Spiker2244
    @Spiker2244 Рік тому +4596

    I love how Bart just takes the nut kicks, complains about them but doesn't appear to try and get out of them...

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +243

      Good point. This makes it look like there is no defense against groin strikes. But, you can just twist your hips to the side so that the blow hits your thigh or put your leg in front of your groin so that the blow hits your shin instead, or put your hand in front of your groin.

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 Рік тому

      His balls havent dropped yet

    • @M_Feitosa7
      @M_Feitosa7 Рік тому +112

      All americans are CBT trained by genetics

    • @Itachi17509
      @Itachi17509 Рік тому +62

      Dunno man, after the fist hit it is kinda difficult to think properly

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 Рік тому +77

      Bart is going to grow up with some very weird kinks

  • @devinlynch8666
    @devinlynch8666 Рік тому +2824

    The fact that El Barto isn't under that list of aliases makes me sad

    • @guillermorojasc
      @guillermorojasc Рік тому +59

      That's because he calls himself that. Not a designated name like the others.

    • @MegaLobo142
      @MegaLobo142 Рік тому +271

      @@guillermorojasc wrong, it's because no one knows El Barto's secret identity

    • @XR171
      @XR171 Рік тому +19

      I was hoping for The Bart The

    • @mrfafaa96
      @mrfafaa96 Рік тому +39

      @@MegaLobo142 Except for El Homo

    • @zkeletonz001
      @zkeletonz001 Рік тому +50

      Sad? It's a secret identity. It means that it's so successful that even the Israel military doesn't know that the infamous El Barto is really Bart Simpson. Kind of like how no one recognizes that Clark Kent and Superman are the same.

  • @zkeletonz001
    @zkeletonz001 Рік тому +2127

    I like how even the Israeli military doesn't know that Bart is El Barto.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz Рік тому +75

      Or how they don't know they're supposed to be allied with America, hence what they do to Americans.

    • @EraldoPiccione
      @EraldoPiccione 5 місяців тому +14

      Same😅

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 4 місяці тому +12

      @@xstatic-ow5mz That’s just them dealing with tourists. Nothing personal.

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mzwtf there's a whole group of tourists in that episode, bart is the only problematic one

    • @tehjefey
      @tehjefey Місяць тому

      ​​@@xstatic-ow5mz
      You are coping, coping and seething. You just can't accept what you see
      Just keep denying reality
      You are coping, coping and seething.
      Revelation is scalding, and now you are malding
      And coping, coping so hard.

  • @johns3491
    @johns3491 Рік тому +1794

    Bart takes a groin attack like a champ compared to Hans Moleman.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 Рік тому +19

      Hans Moleman took a drill to the brain though.

    • @randallnguyen7405
      @randallnguyen7405 Рік тому

      Bart could've counter it by grabbing it by the P***y

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 6 місяців тому +2

      That's why simpsons sucks now.

    • @jameschristopher2540
      @jameschristopher2540 5 місяців тому

      @@trex511ft cos they don’t mess up your groins?

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 5 місяців тому

      @@jameschristopher2540 pretty much, and because they took a joke and recycled it in a way that it is unfunny now. The Hans Moleman is still a classic tho.

  • @Jfox0190
    @Jfox0190 Рік тому +956

    “Quit going for my groin!”
    “No groin, no Krav-maga” 😂 she is right
    Knee X5
    “Hello groin”

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz Рік тому +4

      This one minute segment encapsulates why the Simpsons has been absolute garbage for well over two decades now.

    • @JayJay-js4ry
      @JayJay-js4ry 5 місяців тому +8

      @@xstatic-ow5mz.
      It's one of the funniest moments from the recent Simpsons. Is it appealing to lowest dominator? Absolutely. Is it still funny? Absolutely.

    • @youtubeisracistx
      @youtubeisracistx 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mz ok then, if you dont like it, you dont have to watch it. or better yet, make your own tv show. lets see how yours turn out.

    • @Jahn_Pah_Jonz
      @Jahn_Pah_Jonz Місяць тому +1

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mzright, it was completely stale and sterile. It just made me mad. The writers were straight outta college and thought they were funny and clever.

  • @Zenardo
    @Zenardo 8 років тому +3964

    Bart doesn't even know karate.

    • @evilubuntu9001
      @evilubuntu9001 8 років тому +485

      He learned the Touch of Death from a video game.

    • @elbarry7016
      @elbarry7016 7 років тому

      Ññññiiiiaaaa!! \m/

    • @mattlee1266
      @mattlee1266 6 років тому +54

      True

    • @thelastaramusha
      @thelastaramusha 6 років тому +56

      Mitch Irwin kicks are not realy effective in a real fight shotokan karate is best for streets or karate shotokan kobudo than you learn even use katana nanchucks sai bo
      And tonfa so and by taekwondo you show you back to Many times to the opponement so he can kicks you in the back Everyone who has do every style of karate knows karate Jesse enkamp knows karate bruce lee knows karate kung fu taekwondo wing chun

    • @Eternalnight198
      @Eternalnight198 6 років тому +88

      Early in the series in first season or something Bart joins a Karate dojo, so yes he does know karate. I think he only attended just 1 time but that's still something. At least he knows the most important thing in Karate that you're always supposed to hold your other hand back down on your hip, so that makes him a karateka in my book.

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 8 років тому +952

    "Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, (we) use Krav Maga." - Sterling Archer

  • @kewlthings
    @kewlthings 8 років тому +1039

    "Israeli karate, less Hiyaaah, more HIJAAAH!"(or something like that). I don't know why but I love that line. Maybe it's the way she says it.

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 5 років тому +35

      I think she implies less showy more results

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 5 років тому +41

      @@LunarSault23 She implied "Less showy, more groin"

    • @PlanetCookie3
      @PlanetCookie3 4 роки тому +21

      It meant Krava Maga is all about fighting, Karate is all about peace

    • @dillansalsberry78
      @dillansalsberry78 2 роки тому +1

      It must be the way she says karate

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 2 роки тому +1

      @The one and only I will take that when I'm more at peace and less vicious nothing new for everyone dude

  • @Miche_Elle
    @Miche_Elle Рік тому +294

    "No groin, No Krav Maga" - I'll be saying this in class now 😂👊😂👊

    • @TerranceDavis-lu3yr
      @TerranceDavis-lu3yr Рік тому +6

      Y'all talk about krav Maga that much? You go to an anime fighting school or do you just live in Baltimore?

    • @General..Grievous
      @General..Grievous Рік тому +2

      ​​@@TerranceDavis-lu3yrmost likely Baltimore

    • @AzazelAlarick
      @AzazelAlarick 5 місяців тому

      but a kick in the balls will have any man on the ground moaning and groaning clutching his sore aching balls saying oooooh ooooh myyy baaallls my balls over and over in a raspy groan lbs

    • @Raymonty-db1iw
      @Raymonty-db1iw 4 місяці тому +2

      How many testicles have you ever punched?

    • @feofino1
      @feofino1 4 місяці тому

      @@TerranceDavis-lu3yrwhat does Baltimore have to do with it?

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 3 роки тому +496

    Certainly makes up for all those times Bart threatened Lisa with the “touch of death”.

    • @badissongs7610
      @badissongs7610 2 роки тому

      UUuuuooOO

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +17

      Bart all ready got beaten up for that in the episode where it happened.

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 Рік тому +1

      @@Sewblon Yeah, but that wasn’t enough since it was just one time he was left hanging by his underwear from that basketball hoop. lol

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +14

      @@CPT85 Bart has gotten beaten up and physically assaulted lots of other times, often by Lisa.

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 Рік тому +1

      @@Sewblon And it was never unwarranted… 😏

  • @KingOfCha0z
    @KingOfCha0z Рік тому +2094

    Fun fact: No MMA fighters learn Krav Maga, but they do in fact learn some Karate.

    • @colton497
      @colton497 Рік тому +113

      Sure some have studied krav maga ,but won't tell some even studied akiddo which i think is just good for fun but worthless martial art all around , but yeah shotokan is somewhat common MMA

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII Рік тому +488

      That's because the UFC won't allow drone striking children and elderly

    • @O_homem_que_ri
      @O_homem_que_ri Рік тому +141

      That's because Krav Maga isn't a martial art with rules.

    • @volatileepiphanies5547
      @volatileepiphanies5547 Рік тому +183

      @@O_homem_que_ri It also isn't a martial art that works.

    • @thomo2127
      @thomo2127 Рік тому +67

      @@volatileepiphanies5547 and where’s your source keyboard warrior 🤡

  • @job489
    @job489 Рік тому +432

    This was the most random scene for me in a Simpsons episode. If I recall correctly, Ned Flanders took the Simpsons to Israel, so he could make Homer acknowledge or respect Christianity only for Homer to not care about it. This scene was just out of nowhere and unexpected for me. I'm not saying it's bad. It's funny. I'm just saying I never saw it coming.

    • @ataladin87
      @ataladin87 Рік тому +21

      Bart was messing around with things he shouldn't touch.
      The girl working as security was there to tell him off but typical Bart just ran away.
      Eventually he came to his sense and asks why he's running from a girl.

    • @jackieclan815
      @jackieclan815 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ataladin87lol a little girl working security

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Рік тому

      Was it season 21? Probably didn't make it that far back when me and my sister were binging through the show towards the end of the 2000s. I believe we burned out around season 17 or 18.

    • @job489
      @job489 Рік тому +6

      @@yarpen26 Season 21 Episode 16 - "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed"

    • @ImWithTeamTrinity
      @ImWithTeamTrinity Рік тому +2

      Why? Did he take them there to be spit on?

  • @YamaMaharaja
    @YamaMaharaja Рік тому +100

    He needs to learn Dale Gribble's Ninja Art of Pocket Sand. That move has been known to subjugate demons and impress angels.

  • @gladsonwaits1
    @gladsonwaits1 8 років тому +277

    You can't hurt what's already dead.....I guess you can

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 8 років тому +13

      Well done. You were able to not only remember the video, but also able to quote it. Good boy. That'll be all for today. Treat yourself to a cookie and have a nap.

    • @dmitrishostakovich5209
      @dmitrishostakovich5209 8 років тому +5

      +JanetStarChild smartass in his bored nature "smartassing"(😂)simple normal things for no reason😂

    • @heisenberg4406
      @heisenberg4406 7 років тому +3

      youtubeman That's Why No One Fucking Likes Lisa.

    • @gokublack9724
      @gokublack9724 7 років тому

      You know when you say "no one", that just says how much you LIKE this dorky weakling Bart simpleton. (Simpson, I was just saying that for how much I despise that stupid brat)

    • @lordvlogemort3793
      @lordvlogemort3793 5 років тому +4

      What is dead may never die but rises again, harder and stronger.

  • @claudiamatolcsy
    @claudiamatolcsy 2 роки тому +155

    I'm Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 no groing no Krav Maga!! So accurate.

    • @Raymonty-db1iw
      @Raymonty-db1iw 4 місяці тому +1

      Is funny for girls, but painful for boys 😢😢

    • @mellni4201
      @mellni4201 Місяць тому +1

      @@Raymonty-db1iw Yes, it hurts and girls joke

    • @michal4705
      @michal4705 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@Raymonty-db1iwit hurts girls too

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 10 місяців тому +20

    0:45 That’s the karate stance Daniel Larusso takes in the first Karate Kid.

  • @josefsaint
    @josefsaint 10 місяців тому +49

    0:21 nice burst!

  • @pyxisthemusician3166
    @pyxisthemusician3166 8 років тому +324

    "I want the window seat!"
    "Krav Maga!!"
    "You can't hurt what's already dead"
    *Lisa kicks him* "I guess you can"

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 3 роки тому +23

      You watched the video too? Good job.

    • @fardeenislam4920
      @fardeenislam4920 2 роки тому

      @@LazarouDave Bro I swear I never understand why these retarded ass mfs repeat the video on the comments, shit is so cringe

    • @maryosorio896
      @maryosorio896 2 роки тому +1

      you suck!

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ Рік тому +11

      @@LazarouDave they were repeating a scene they thought was funny. Have some respect.

    • @gamer_kitsune2023
      @gamer_kitsune2023 Рік тому +1

      not a kick.... its a knee jab.

  • @oscarmike47
    @oscarmike47 7 років тому +283

    hello groin. krav maga in a nutshell

    • @ic3d62
      @ic3d62 4 роки тому +13

      Lol I I do Krav Maga and we mostly work on hitting the groin

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Рік тому

      ​@@ic3d62stop it if you havent. Go practise sanda sanshou and bjj you will thank me.later

    • @mctech2487
      @mctech2487 5 місяців тому

      So karv maga is cheating

  • @arcadeinvader8086
    @arcadeinvader8086 Рік тому +33

    I took some basic krav maga a while ago as my school's required self defense training. One of the few things I remember about it was how it seemed like every technique concluded with punching the other guy in the throat

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 Рік тому +13

      If he can't breathe he can't fight

    • @adamcheedlet4871
      @adamcheedlet4871 11 місяців тому +8

      Because of the nature of what it was designed for; subtracting an asshole out of here with a low skill level, as some else already explained.
      Arts designed for killing don't seem to do well in controlled environments like UFC.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +1

      Which is funny because there’s a few factors that made it survivable when I was on the receiving end…ON DA STREETZ

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago Рік тому +38

    Bart did well for a kid who quit karate after one or two classes thirty years ago.

  • @Tabbimura
    @Tabbimura 9 років тому +188

    0:25 I don't know what is Milhouse, but it sounds dissapointing.

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Рік тому +38

    "I don't know what IS Millhouse."
    It's okay buddy, the rest of the world doesn't know I exist either.

    • @Rhiorrha
      @Rhiorrha Рік тому +2

      Poor Milhouse. At least his mom says he's cool.

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 2 місяці тому

      But he's a master builder

  • @turtleboy991
    @turtleboy991 Рік тому +108

    "Isreali Karate". She's not technically wrong. From what I've read, Krav Maga cherry picks the best moves of various martial arts, including karate. At least, that's part of it.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Рік тому +20

      All martial arts do that, well the ones that want to evolve do.

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 Рік тому +14

      Middle east stealing other lessons? Wouldn't be the first time 😂😅

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 Рік тому +21

      It was made by a Polish Jew in WWII that was an Olympian level athlete for the Jewish resistance, it was made to be fast to learn and effective with a low skill floor, but with the caveat that you go into the fight with intent to kill.

    • @waltlock8805
      @waltlock8805 Рік тому

      Krav Maga is a crash course for Israeli soldiers to override their basic fight or flight instinct. It is NOT a martial art. It just teaches to always jump into danger rather than do the sensible thing and run.

    • @Rhiorrha
      @Rhiorrha Рік тому +5

      That would make it Israeli Jeet kune do. Karate is its own system. Jeet kune do is an amalgam of what works from other styles, while discarding what doesn't.

  • @GBmovieluv
    @GBmovieluv 5 років тому +74

    "Hey, isn't that the Arc of the Covent?" I may have gotten that last word wrong but it cracks me showing shows like that are still managing at least some classic jokes like that

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +3

      Ark of the Covenant, like Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Sixth film in the Alien franchise.

    • @MadameTamma
      @MadameTamma Рік тому +2

      But you’re not supposed to look at the Arc

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv Рік тому +3

      Makes her looking a bit more ironic@@MadameTamma

    • @kosherjew4223
      @kosherjew4223 7 місяців тому +3

      Ark of the Covenant or in Hebrew Aron Hakodesh.

  • @danmcgladdery1813
    @danmcgladdery1813 Рік тому +116

    Krav Maga takes resourcefulness beyond the realms of honour.

    • @brandenmarcum430
      @brandenmarcum430 Рік тому +17

      There is no honor in a street fight. You cannot expect your opponent to be honorable. A street fight itself is unhonorable

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 Рік тому

      That’s a slogan made up by IDF child-butchers but okay

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +3

      Sadly you can’t actually LAND those moves in a street fight since this is the martial art of *yesterday’s* war dogs

    • @gabrielluzlopes5674
      @gabrielluzlopes5674 5 місяців тому +3

      It's not about honor, it's SURVIVAL

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому

      @@gabrielluzlopes5674 “I’d rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6” right before getting put in the same cell with The Booty Warrior

  • @Solider7
    @Solider7 3 роки тому +33

    "Aye Caramba" is right. Bart must really have a bad rep if Israeli intelligence keeps a file on him.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Рік тому +5

      He must've interacted with some shady people.

    • @mkey570
      @mkey570 Рік тому +8

      @@twistedyogert His dad works for Mr. Burns and also worked for Scorpio so it's understandable.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +5

      I mean they keep tabs on everyone that comes through. And didn't Bart used to work for the mob?

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 Рік тому +36

    Strange how they've been monitoring him since day 1, yet not know his only friend

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares Рік тому +5

      Clearly, Milhouse is not his friend but is in fact a sleeper agent. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!!! ;)

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 5 місяців тому

      Also el barto isn't on that list

  • @Aego384
    @Aego384 7 років тому +51

    They don't know he's El Barto

  • @benhughes3394
    @benhughes3394 6 років тому +37

    Bart: KARATE!
    Dorit: Once again ninjutsu!

    • @benhughes3394
      @benhughes3394 6 років тому +2

      Bart: I want a window seat!
      Lisa: Ninjutsu!
      Bart: You're a ninja to Lisa? You can't hurt what's already dead.
      Lisa: I can hurt you and I'm a ninja.

  • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
    @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 Рік тому +14

    “No groin no Krav Maga” all truth.

  • @TheUltimateVoid
    @TheUltimateVoid 6 років тому +33

    I mean granted, some of the new episodes are bad but still they manage to make some really funny episodes like this one

  • @jeremyanderson1139
    @jeremyanderson1139 2 роки тому +60

    Dorit the Israeli girl is actually voiced by an Israeli actress

    • @fransuke12
      @fransuke12 9 місяців тому +1

      A French Israeli to be exact.

    • @Kani8122
      @Kani8122 5 місяців тому +4

      Disgusting.

    • @emberashes6809
      @emberashes6809 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Kani8122fuck you You probably support terroism

    • @Trane141Kingz
      @Trane141Kingz 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Kani8122Leave 😠

    • @Sid0404
      @Sid0404 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Trane141Kingzjew 🤮

  • @benhughes3394
    @benhughes3394 6 років тому +19

    Bart: Karate!
    Dorit: Ninja!
    Bart: Ninja what?
    Dorit: these were Japanese Ninjutsu less, Hiyaaah! more Ooyaah!

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 3 роки тому

      @Ben Hughes
      I see you’re still waiting for Kamen Rider Shinobi since Kamen Rider Woz promised it will happen.

    • @benhughes3394
      @benhughes3394 3 роки тому

      @@whathell6t I mean I am waiting in Season 32 or Season 33 episode where these Simpsons female characters become ninjas.

  • @lachlanbold8319
    @lachlanbold8319 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact, actual karate, not what you learn publicly, is almost as vicious as Bajiquan.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +3

      Bajiquan is ACTUALLY built for neutralizing threats (it’s a bodyguard martial art according to the guy who introduced me)

  • @BrandonMcBadass
    @BrandonMcBadass 8 років тому +104

    thanks WatchMojo

  • @vss318
    @vss318 7 місяців тому +2

    I never knew we had to shout the name of our martial art before fighting

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 років тому +30

    Lisa:Krav Maga🥋🤛🤚
    Bart :you can't hurt what's already dead OW I guess you CAN.😖
    😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @yaminero4858
    @yaminero4858 5 років тому +79

    Krav Maga is the style of fighting I believe most effective in the modern-day. I mean, all fighting disciplines foster mental and physical strength, but Krav Maga was devised for defusing violent situations and is taught to be used ONLY IF combat is unavoidable.

    • @diorraices8077
      @diorraices8077 3 роки тому +25

      but it consists fully on cheap moves and other martial arts have moves to block the types of attacks Krav Maga consists of

    • @no_se_nada_de_nada
      @no_se_nada_de_nada Рік тому +14

      Kicking the nuts it's always effective.

    • @kevinlipps2817
      @kevinlipps2817 Рік тому +17

      @@diorraices8077 What works is what matters in a street fight. It is not a sport.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa Рік тому +16

      @@kevinlipps2817 yeah this isn't really a fighting style you take if you want to just scare off somebody. This is a fighting style you take if you really want to hurt the other guy.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Рік тому +1

      ​@@Igarappappa I thought it was mostly for disarming someone.

  • @jxgsplus
    @jxgsplus 7 років тому +56

    Best anime fight

  • @foofoo3344
    @foofoo3344 2 місяці тому +5

    Krav Maga is all about making practical moves that are focused on efficiency

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh 2 місяці тому

      I thought it was all about making sure everyone else can't get up so you can run away.

    • @rtyt5555
      @rtyt5555 9 днів тому +1

      @@OZTutoh
      pretty much, yes.
      it's also about not getting into the fight in the first place-situational awareness, how to recognize a tail, etc.
      as well as getting out of chokes.
      but a large part of it is being able to land a stunning strike- eyes and groin are common targets,
      and then run away.

  • @psycholyko6923
    @psycholyko6923 Рік тому +3

    There’s no way this shows up in my recommended at this very moment 😭😭

  • @vamwolf
    @vamwolf 7 років тому +20

    No groin. No krava maga..

  • @alditoification
    @alditoification 6 років тому +44

    "You can't hurt what's already dead (get hit in the groin)...I guess you can".
    Society in a nutshell.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa Рік тому +15

    Come to think of it…has Bart ever won a fight….with anyone?

    • @otsutsuki2433
      @otsutsuki2433 Рік тому +2

      No

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke Рік тому +4

      With Nelson. In early season. But he used a team

    • @kannakamui2334
      @kannakamui2334 Рік тому +1

      He beat Homer at earlier points in time. If I remember correctly he beat up Homer at his age(10), teens, and 20s

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kannakamui2334Homer was 30 at the youngest I thought

    • @TheUltimateVoid
      @TheUltimateVoid Рік тому +2

      He defeated Milhouse with the 8-ball that predicted the future, I guess that still counts lol.

  • @natashaing4999
    @natashaing4999 Рік тому +4

    “I don’t know what is Milhouse”😂😂

  • @rpd3327
    @rpd3327 3 роки тому +17

    Give it up Bart! Your fighting someone who’s country literally goes to war every 3 to 5 years.

    • @lesgalloiseries
      @lesgalloiseries 3 роки тому +2

      Well, America does that too.

    • @rpd3327
      @rpd3327 2 роки тому +10

      @@lesgalloiseries Except Israel is surrounded by enemies on all sides, had a population of only 9 million, mandatory military service, and if Israel were to ever lose a war if would most likely mean the end of that nation compared to the USA that can actually afford to lose a war and still be all right. And to top it all off it is the holy land.

    • @lesgalloiseries
      @lesgalloiseries 2 роки тому +1

      @@rpd3327 Fair enough.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 роки тому

      @@rpd3327 Pretty sure all that is the Israelis' own faults for constantly pissing off their neighbors and claiming dibs on the holy land. Perhaps if they were more congenial things would be better, but alas it is not so.

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 років тому +28

    😵quit going for my groin
    😕no groin no Krav Maga
    😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 Рік тому +5

      Hello groin! *One last kick*

  • @THEMARTIALARTSCHANNEL-bb4fx
    @THEMARTIALARTSCHANNEL-bb4fx 11 місяців тому +21

    This was back in the day when people still belived krav maga was the new bad ass system that would win against any other system easy. People got this belief mostly because of krav maga instructors heavy marketing at the time as some sort of super defence system. In reality Krav maga is an ok self defense system designed to give a normal guy a fighting chance against a criminal, or to quickly teach a soldier some basic hand to hand combat. But krav maga always lose 9/10 times against any real fighting system.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +2

      If your martial art can’t beat a gladiator, it’s definitely not beating a warrior

    • @Yrrej8611
      @Yrrej8611 5 місяців тому +3

      It's still a really good self-defense system, it just has its weaknesses like any other. Some of its techniques are superior to that of other systems, but other systems have better ones. It's best to practice a wide variety of systems & use the most effective techniques from them all.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Yrrej8611 that’s naive. Some techniques can actually be INACCESSIBLE to the next guy. That’s where “discard what is useless” comes in

    • @Yrrej8611
      @Yrrej8611 5 місяців тому +1

      @notproductiveproductions3504 that's why you practice more than 1 style. You'll learn that some techniques are better. In some situations, 1 style will work & in others another style will work better. That's why it's called MIXES martial arts.

    • @toddsands6000
      @toddsands6000 5 місяців тому +1

      The TV Show NCIS makes Krav Maga the ultimate form of martial arts...lol. Overall, I respect most forms of martial arts.

  • @leirbag939
    @leirbag939 Рік тому +2

    Esse é um daqueles tipos de vídeos que o UA-cam me recomenda do nada tlg

  • @doomarang3208
    @doomarang3208 Рік тому +3

    That girl is a really feisty one if she's going for Bart's groin!

  • @quixen
    @quixen Рік тому +2

    UA-cam has a very acid sense of humor, they recommended me this right after what happened in Israel.

  • @marksharp3185
    @marksharp3185 6 місяців тому +3

    Am I the only one who hopes that Bart meets Dorit again? I think he found his equal, as well as a potential future love-interest.

  • @Yonah_144
    @Yonah_144 Рік тому +2

    Anyone that thinks Krav Maga is the deadliest martial art has not studied spirituality. The power of your mind is actually stronger than a nuke.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Рік тому

      Religion is believing things other people made up. Spirituality is believing things you made up.

    • @keith6706
      @keith6706 Рік тому

      Oddly enough, the only time a mind has stopped a bullet is when there's insufficient velocity to go all the way through.

    • @Yonah_144
      @Yonah_144 Рік тому +1

      Universal Law isn't made up. @@Spiritof_76

    • @Yonah_144
      @Yonah_144 Рік тому +1

      I've seen a mind stop bullets. Please continue. @@keith6706

  • @Navesblue
    @Navesblue 4 місяці тому +5

    Krav Maga is literally Jew-Jitsu. Karate doesn't stand a chance.

  • @MatthewWatson-b2l
    @MatthewWatson-b2l 3 місяці тому +1

    Been training kyokushin karate for about two years now. Saw a black belt do that girl’s exact move with the grapple and knees to the groin on another black belt. The guy front flipped over the first knee and then drove his heel directly upward in a handstand. The other guy got knocked out for just a few seconds, and when he got up they smiled, laughed, shook hands and went back to it.

  • @DCUniverse816
    @DCUniverse816 6 років тому +20

    I’m surprise that Bart didn’t develop yet another love interest with her, even for a brief moment.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +6

      That's where I thought this was going.

    • @bcrunch4232
      @bcrunch4232 11 місяців тому +1

      @@3Rayfire so did I. Usually, it’s Bart meets girl, falls in love for an ep.

    • @GaionSputro
      @GaionSputro 2 місяці тому

      Lose in fight, win in love😏

  • @williampittam1
    @williampittam1 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact just stick with boxing or honestly just about any martial art and you can be a decent fighter

  • @AmazingSpider-Man
    @AmazingSpider-Man Місяць тому +3

    This is actually Krav Maga vs nothing, because Bart doesn't know Karate.

  • @bursegsardaukar
    @bursegsardaukar Рік тому +2

    Henceforth, when Bart hears Krav Maga, he automatically covers his groin.

  • @AZTEKLEGENDS
    @AZTEKLEGENDS Рік тому +5

    La postura defensiva del krav maga es como la niña, teniendo las pálmas abiertas para bloquear puletazos, los primeros niveles, Ya despues en mas avanzado es como la maneja bart, el puño izquierdo siempre enfrente de la mandibula y la boca para proteger de un opercut que te dejaria KO y la mano derecha, cerrada pegada al abdomen aunque deberia de ser a media altura, ya que deberia estar cerca de la quijada para prevenie un derechazo, igual que en el kick boxing.

  • @rhosket
    @rhosket 4 місяці тому +2

    As a Brown belt in karate I can confirm I had amazing pain tolerance and was great at getting my ass kicked by other martial arts. After getting a blue belt in juice jitzu I can also confirm that tying all other martial arts up on the ground is a delightful sport.

  • @e2k102
    @e2k102 4 роки тому +19

    Some people still don't know he is el barto

    • @יהונתןשרב
      @יהונתןשרב Рік тому +1

      You know, that Ralph guy is kinda suspicous, maybe he's el barto

  • @TheStormglass
    @TheStormglass 5 місяців тому +1

    In fact, in Japan, ken-jitsu and ju-jitsu existed originally, and karate became popular to complement them, so it's just that hitting techniques are mainly practiced. Ju-jitsu (judo) also has atemi (punches and kicks), and karate also has grabs and throws.

  • @devonbickett349
    @devonbickett349 4 роки тому +15

    at least Lisa learned something form that trip

  • @CatotheE
    @CatotheE Рік тому +1

    It's interesting that this would show up in my timeline around now.

  • @giancarlonurko3476
    @giancarlonurko3476 4 роки тому +5

    They left out his original alias..."El Barto".

  • @ManOfVita
    @ManOfVita 4 місяці тому +2

    Japanese karate does target the groin for self-defense as well, just with straight punches and low target kicks.

  • @brettwillis6247
    @brettwillis6247 Рік тому +6

    I took karate for 3 years and I'm a green belt. I think Bart needs more practice same as me 😅

  • @thomaskoshy2933
    @thomaskoshy2933 Рік тому +1

    0:21 That girl just used hikite with its real application. Something that a karate practitioners can truly understand.

  • @andykishore
    @andykishore 3 роки тому +3

    This is from the episode "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed."

  • @XquizetBlix
    @XquizetBlix Місяць тому +2

    I don’t know why, but the girl chasing Bart in the original episode always ticked me off for some reason

  • @generationproductions1154
    @generationproductions1154 Рік тому +13

    Krav Maga is an Israeli martial art. Developed for the Israel Defense Forces, it is derived from a combination of techniques used in aikido, judo, karate, boxing, and wrestling. It is known for its focus on real-world situations and its extreme efficiency.

    • @generationproductions1154
      @generationproductions1154 Рік тому +1

      Sooooooo yeah ! Krav Maga VS Karate i would say that Krav Maga being more extreme is more effective jus sayin .

  • @sliat1981
    @sliat1981 16 днів тому

    No Krav Maga practitioner would ever bear a karate champ

  • @philandagalloway9364
    @philandagalloway9364 Рік тому +8

    Homer was holding back , we all remember the fight with him and Peter Griffin , shit could get out of hand !

  • @DanielPaderanga-x9q
    @DanielPaderanga-x9q Рік тому +2

    I would like to clarify anyting that's martial arts is just as good but it depends on how you use it when you mix your most favorite technique with one or the other what do you want think?

  • @KokoRicky
    @KokoRicky 7 років тому +46

    The newer episodes are really hard to watch.

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 6 років тому +1

      Pretty Normal Media yeah true

    • @woodyfive0
      @woodyfive0 6 років тому +2

      Pretty Normal Media agreed, 1995 to 2005 were the golden years of the Simpsons

  • @TZ19919
    @TZ19919 Рік тому +2

    I liked karate when I was a kid, krav maga is better, but Wing Chun is even better, that's why I started training it

  • @רוןוקסמן-נ2ס
    @רוןוקסמן-נ2ס 5 років тому +4

    Ah yes krav maga the art of going for the groin and stabbing them with the pointy you just picked up

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds like literally every female self-defense class.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Рік тому +1

      Hey if it works it works.

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 Рік тому +2

    Bart: Karate!!!
    Israeli girl: Fool i have to deal with Hamas on a regular basis. Either settle down or i will settle you down. ( cracks knuckles)

    • @MaggotTayne
      @MaggotTayne 3 місяці тому

      Genocide fan fiction

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 місяці тому

      @MaggotTayne No this is just a reference to hand to hand combat. This episode was made well before the events of October 7th. So please let's not get political on this.

  • @vampire361
    @vampire361 2 роки тому +9

    I earned my black belt in Krav Maga last year.

    • @victora.1329
      @victora.1329 Рік тому +1

      They make you disarm someone with a loaded gun?

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 Рік тому +3

      @@victora.1329 it’s a hard plastic gun. It’s safer that way.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +1

      @@vampire361it’s also not the same as the real thing due to weight difference

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 5 місяців тому

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 same concept.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 5 місяців тому +1

      @@vampire361 absolutely not. The difference in grip requirements would turn it into “now try that on a live, resisting opponent”. There’s a difference between simulation and pressure testing

  • @JoJoTheOtter
    @JoJoTheOtter 4 місяці тому +1

    Krav Maga must be popular with the ladies. Everyone I know who has practiced it is one. Very cool 👌

  • @M.W.K6996
    @M.W.K6996 5 місяців тому +7

    One of the few times Bart actually gets what he deserves. But how does he know Karate? He only took one class, and didn't even finish it!

    • @Hivedragon
      @Hivedragon 5 місяців тому

      maybe he continued sometime later.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean if his dad is anything to go by being randomly hyper competent at fighting is something that would be in character

  • @lucariothegodboi
    @lucariothegodboi Рік тому +1

    "Woah, children fighting! I can sell this!"

  • @kamentrainerhorn2073
    @kamentrainerhorn2073 Рік тому +3

    I guess Bobby Hill should study Krav Maga.

    • @rafaeldeleon3386
      @rafaeldeleon3386 11 місяців тому

      According to this video, he mastered it.

  • @soadsam
    @soadsam Рік тому +1

    i cant believed one of the aliases for bart isnt el barto.... what a missed opportunity

  • @RussianJackal
    @RussianJackal Рік тому +6

    I have the Simpsons playing on a loop during the first two hours of my work shift, and I just skipped this one. I just felt, like…. really, REALLY uncomfortable watching this episode.
    Fascist fucking state.

  • @Melzinho22
    @Melzinho22 3 місяці тому +2

    0:42 This is my favorite Bart move

  • @anthonysmith2760
    @anthonysmith2760 8 років тому +3

    Bart should've took Wing Chun. Would have stood a better chance. She would've been the one her back

    • @Syoma
      @Syoma Рік тому

      Muai Thai beats wing chun

    • @DanteWesker612
      @DanteWesker612 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SyomaJeet Kune Do beats Muay Thai

  • @Light-Rock97
    @Light-Rock97 Рік тому +1

    I was half expecting a family guy style grandiose chicken fight.

  • @theaustinXL1
    @theaustinXL1 Рік тому +3

    I would love to learn that one day

  • @caramel7149
    @caramel7149 5 місяців тому +1

    The keep going for the groin, but Bart's belly keeps blocking it.

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 Рік тому +3

    THAT'S MY PURSE

    • @harrysachz6748
      @harrysachz6748 Рік тому +4

      I DON'T KNOW YOU! (kicks you in the testicles)

  • @digitaladventurer2142
    @digitaladventurer2142 Рік тому +2

    Yeah overall I'd say the fighters experience would heavily influence the winner but honestly Krav Maga would have a big edge. Karate while yes does involve fighting its also about mental focus defense, while Krav Maga is a much more aggressive and focused on actually incapacitating your opponent.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Рік тому

      Tell that to Wonderboy Thompson and Lyota Machida.

    • @digitaladventurer2142
      @digitaladventurer2142 Рік тому

      @@Spiritof_76 well again I do say the fighter's experience would play a big factor.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Рік тому

      @@digitaladventurer2142 Athleticism, size, and amount/competitiveness of training always matter.

  • @firyaldareenaqiefbintimohd8340
    @firyaldareenaqiefbintimohd8340 2 місяці тому +2

    Fun fact: krav maga means contact combat

  • @GamerGX3000
    @GamerGX3000 Рік тому +6

    seems like krav maga was invented for women 😂

  • @frbosse1
    @frbosse1 Рік тому

    Thanks to everyone who re-quoted the exact line of a 1 min video. What would I have done without you re-quoting the same line dozens of time.

  • @simonedeluna7397
    @simonedeluna7397 Рік тому +3

    Why is her voice almost deeper than mine 💀💀💀

  • @JMZ.1
    @JMZ.1 4 місяці тому +1

    As a person learning MMA Krav Maga (Mix between the two) The groin point is so true