The Simpsons - Krav Maga VS Karate

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  • @raymond6845
    @raymond6845 7 років тому +6929

    I took Krav for 3 years, and I can vouch for the accuracy of "No groin, no Krav Maga".

    • @raymond6845
      @raymond6845 4 роки тому +263

      @Trace Finlay Essentially, it's MMA, but also mental training to get you used to the idea of "cheating" so you can survive if you're attacked on the streets.
      I've been out of it for a few years now, and I've done some more research on it. I believe the original Israeli Military training wasn't a full fledged martial art, but rather a fairly short course on mindset and intensity, to make the people going through that course good soldiers. I might be wrong though, Krav Maga has had an urban mythology built up around it, so there's a good amount of conflicting info.
      The main thing (aside from fighting technique of course) that my teachers taught, was "Run if you can. If you can't, neutralize the threat by any means necessary. Do whatever you must to get out safely"
      Needless to say, American Krav Maga is fairly different from the original lol
      Hope this helps!

    • @SuperColonel91
      @SuperColonel91 3 роки тому +55

      @@raymond6845 that's all Martial Arts and fighting styles

    • @daedaeloco2230
      @daedaeloco2230 3 роки тому +29

      Funny I'm reading this 3 years later.

    • @tomcarpenter7821
      @tomcarpenter7821 2 роки тому +16

      Sounds like Ameri-do-te. 😂

    • @ryanforster8761
      @ryanforster8761 Рік тому +19

      I tried it but boxing works better for me. Krav maga looks cooler in practice.

  • @Spiker2244
    @Spiker2244 Рік тому +4332

    I love how Bart just takes the nut kicks, complains about them but doesn't appear to try and get out of them...

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +230

      Good point. This makes it look like there is no defense against groin strikes. But, you can just twist your hips to the side so that the blow hits your thigh or put your leg in front of your groin so that the blow hits your shin instead, or put your hand in front of your groin.

    • @christinasavannah7992
      @christinasavannah7992 Рік тому

      His balls havent dropped yet

    • @M_Feitosa7
      @M_Feitosa7 Рік тому +105

      All americans are CBT trained by genetics

    • @Itachi17509
      @Itachi17509 Рік тому +59

      Dunno man, after the fist hit it is kinda difficult to think properly

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 Рік тому +71

      Bart is going to grow up with some very weird kinks

  • @zkeletonz001
    @zkeletonz001 Рік тому +1868

    I like how even the Israeli military doesn't know that Bart is El Barto.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 11 місяців тому +69

      Or how they don't know they're supposed to be allied with America, hence what they do to Americans.

    • @EraldoPiccione
      @EraldoPiccione 4 місяці тому +13

      Same😅

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 місяці тому +11

      @@xstatic-ow5mz That’s just them dealing with tourists. Nothing personal.

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mzwtf there's a whole group of tourists in that episode, bart is the only problematic one

    • @tehjefey
      @tehjefey 26 днів тому

      ​​@@xstatic-ow5mz
      You are coping, coping and seething. You just can't accept what you see
      Just keep denying reality
      You are coping, coping and seething.
      Revelation is scalding, and now you are malding
      And coping, coping so hard.

  • @devinlynch8666
    @devinlynch8666 Рік тому +2647

    The fact that El Barto isn't under that list of aliases makes me sad

    • @guillermorojasc
      @guillermorojasc Рік тому +58

      That's because he calls himself that. Not a designated name like the others.

    • @MegaLobo142
      @MegaLobo142 Рік тому +262

      @@guillermorojasc wrong, it's because no one knows El Barto's secret identity

    • @XR171
      @XR171 Рік тому +19

      I was hoping for The Bart The

    • @mrfafaa96
      @mrfafaa96 Рік тому +39

      @@MegaLobo142 Except for El Homo

    • @zkeletonz001
      @zkeletonz001 Рік тому +47

      Sad? It's a secret identity. It means that it's so successful that even the Israel military doesn't know that the infamous El Barto is really Bart Simpson. Kind of like how no one recognizes that Clark Kent and Superman are the same.

  • @johns3491
    @johns3491 Рік тому +1694

    Bart takes a groin attack like a champ compared to Hans Moleman.

    • @darksideofevil13
      @darksideofevil13 Рік тому +18

      Hans Moleman took a drill to the brain though.

    • @randallnguyen7405
      @randallnguyen7405 Рік тому

      Bart could've counter it by grabbing it by the P***y

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 5 місяців тому +2

      That's why simpsons sucks now.

    • @jameschristopher2540
      @jameschristopher2540 4 місяці тому

      @@trex511ft cos they don’t mess up your groins?

    • @trex511ft
      @trex511ft 4 місяці тому

      @@jameschristopher2540 pretty much, and because they took a joke and recycled it in a way that it is unfunny now. The Hans Moleman is still a classic tho.

  • @Zenardo
    @Zenardo 8 років тому +3836

    Bart doesn't even know karate.

    • @evilubuntu9001
      @evilubuntu9001 8 років тому +477

      He learned the Touch of Death from a video game.

    • @elbarry7016
      @elbarry7016 7 років тому

      Ññññiiiiaaaa!! \m/

    • @mattlee1266
      @mattlee1266 6 років тому +54

      True

    • @thelastaramusha
      @thelastaramusha 6 років тому +56

      Mitch Irwin kicks are not realy effective in a real fight shotokan karate is best for streets or karate shotokan kobudo than you learn even use katana nanchucks sai bo
      And tonfa so and by taekwondo you show you back to Many times to the opponement so he can kicks you in the back Everyone who has do every style of karate knows karate Jesse enkamp knows karate bruce lee knows karate kung fu taekwondo wing chun

    • @Eternalnight198
      @Eternalnight198 6 років тому +86

      Early in the series in first season or something Bart joins a Karate dojo, so yes he does know karate. I think he only attended just 1 time but that's still something. At least he knows the most important thing in Karate that you're always supposed to hold your other hand back down on your hip, so that makes him a karateka in my book.

  • @Jfox0190
    @Jfox0190 Рік тому +871

    “Quit going for my groin!”
    “No groin, no Krav-maga” 😂 she is right
    Knee X5
    “Hello groin”

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 11 місяців тому +4

      This one minute segment encapsulates why the Simpsons has been absolute garbage for well over two decades now.

    • @JayJay-js4ry
      @JayJay-js4ry 4 місяці тому +8

      @@xstatic-ow5mz.
      It's one of the funniest moments from the recent Simpsons. Is it appealing to lowest dominator? Absolutely. Is it still funny? Absolutely.

    • @youtubeisracistx
      @youtubeisracistx 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mz ok then, if you dont like it, you dont have to watch it. or better yet, make your own tv show. lets see how yours turn out.

    • @Jahn_Pah_Jonz
      @Jahn_Pah_Jonz 17 днів тому +1

      ​@@xstatic-ow5mzright, it was completely stale and sterile. It just made me mad. The writers were straight outta college and thought they were funny and clever.

  • @KingOfCha0z
    @KingOfCha0z Рік тому +2049

    Fun fact: No MMA fighters learn Krav Maga, but they do in fact learn some Karate.

    • @colton497
      @colton497 Рік тому +110

      Sure some have studied krav maga ,but won't tell some even studied akiddo which i think is just good for fun but worthless martial art all around , but yeah shotokan is somewhat common MMA

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII Рік тому +472

      That's because the UFC won't allow drone striking children and elderly

    • @O_homem_que_ri
      @O_homem_que_ri Рік тому +136

      That's because Krav Maga isn't a martial art with rules.

    • @volatileepiphanies5547
      @volatileepiphanies5547 Рік тому +179

      @@O_homem_que_ri It also isn't a martial art that works.

    • @thomo2127
      @thomo2127 Рік тому +64

      @@volatileepiphanies5547 and where’s your source keyboard warrior 🤡

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 8 років тому +913

    "Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, (we) use Krav Maga." - Sterling Archer

  • @kewlthings
    @kewlthings 8 років тому +1001

    "Israeli karate, less Hiyaaah, more HIJAAAH!"(or something like that). I don't know why but I love that line. Maybe it's the way she says it.

    • @LunarSault23
      @LunarSault23 5 років тому +34

      I think she implies less showy more results

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 5 років тому +40

      @@LunarSault23 She implied "Less showy, more groin"

    • @PlanetCookie3
      @PlanetCookie3 4 роки тому +21

      It meant Krava Maga is all about fighting, Karate is all about peace

    • @dillansalsberry78
      @dillansalsberry78 2 роки тому +1

      It must be the way she says karate

    • @aliezahjuarez1212
      @aliezahjuarez1212 2 роки тому +1

      @The one and only I will take that when I'm more at peace and less vicious nothing new for everyone dude

  • @CPT85
    @CPT85 3 роки тому +475

    Certainly makes up for all those times Bart threatened Lisa with the “touch of death”.

    • @badissongs7610
      @badissongs7610 2 роки тому

      UUuuuooOO

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +16

      Bart all ready got beaten up for that in the episode where it happened.

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 Рік тому +1

      @@Sewblon Yeah, but that wasn’t enough since it was just one time he was left hanging by his underwear from that basketball hoop. lol

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon Рік тому +14

      @@CPT85 Bart has gotten beaten up and physically assaulted lots of other times, often by Lisa.

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 Рік тому +1

      @@Sewblon And it was never unwarranted… 😏

  • @Miche_Elle
    @Miche_Elle Рік тому +273

    "No groin, No Krav Maga" - I'll be saying this in class now 😂👊😂👊

    • @TerranceDavis-lu3yr
      @TerranceDavis-lu3yr Рік тому +4

      Y'all talk about krav Maga that much? You go to an anime fighting school or do you just live in Baltimore?

    • @General..Grievous
      @General..Grievous Рік тому +2

      ​​@@TerranceDavis-lu3yrmost likely Baltimore

    • @AzazelAlarick
      @AzazelAlarick 4 місяці тому

      but a kick in the balls will have any man on the ground moaning and groaning clutching his sore aching balls saying oooooh ooooh myyy baaallls my balls over and over in a raspy groan lbs

    • @Raymonty-db1iw
      @Raymonty-db1iw 4 місяці тому +2

      How many testicles have you ever punched?

    • @feofino1
      @feofino1 3 місяці тому

      @@TerranceDavis-lu3yrwhat does Baltimore have to do with it?

  • @job489
    @job489 Рік тому +420

    This was the most random scene for me in a Simpsons episode. If I recall correctly, Ned Flanders took the Simpsons to Israel, so he could make Homer acknowledge or respect Christianity only for Homer to not care about it. This scene was just out of nowhere and unexpected for me. I'm not saying it's bad. It's funny. I'm just saying I never saw it coming.

    • @ataladin87
      @ataladin87 Рік тому +21

      Bart was messing around with things he shouldn't touch.
      The girl working as security was there to tell him off but typical Bart just ran away.
      Eventually he came to his sense and asks why he's running from a girl.

    • @jackieclan815
      @jackieclan815 Рік тому +1

      ​@@ataladin87lol a little girl working security

    • @yarpen26
      @yarpen26 Рік тому

      Was it season 21? Probably didn't make it that far back when me and my sister were binging through the show towards the end of the 2000s. I believe we burned out around season 17 or 18.

    • @job489
      @job489 Рік тому +6

      @@yarpen26 Season 21 Episode 16 - "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed"

    • @ImWithTeamTrinity
      @ImWithTeamTrinity Рік тому +2

      Why? Did he take them there to be spit on?

  • @josefsaint
    @josefsaint 9 місяців тому +46

    0:21 nice burst!

  • @YamaMaharaja
    @YamaMaharaja Рік тому +93

    He needs to learn Dale Gribble's Ninja Art of Pocket Sand. That move has been known to subjugate demons and impress angels.

  • @oscarmike47
    @oscarmike47 7 років тому +279

    hello groin. krav maga in a nutshell

    • @ic3d62
      @ic3d62 4 роки тому +13

      Lol I I do Krav Maga and we mostly work on hitting the groin

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Рік тому

      ​@@ic3d62stop it if you havent. Go practise sanda sanshou and bjj you will thank me.later

    • @mctech2487
      @mctech2487 4 місяці тому

      So karv maga is cheating

  • @claudiamatolcsy
    @claudiamatolcsy 2 роки тому +151

    I'm Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 no groing no Krav Maga!! So accurate.

    • @Raymonty-db1iw
      @Raymonty-db1iw 4 місяці тому +1

      Is funny for girls, but painful for boys 😢😢

    • @mellni4201
      @mellni4201 16 днів тому +1

      @@Raymonty-db1iw Yes, it hurts and girls joke

    • @michal4705
      @michal4705 День тому +1

      ​@@Raymonty-db1iwit hurts girls too

  • @gladsonwaits1
    @gladsonwaits1 8 років тому +274

    You can't hurt what's already dead.....I guess you can

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 8 років тому +13

      Well done. You were able to not only remember the video, but also able to quote it. Good boy. That'll be all for today. Treat yourself to a cookie and have a nap.

    • @dmitrishostakovich5209
      @dmitrishostakovich5209 8 років тому +5

      +JanetStarChild smartass in his bored nature "smartassing"(😂)simple normal things for no reason😂

    • @heisenberg4406
      @heisenberg4406 7 років тому +3

      youtubeman That's Why No One Fucking Likes Lisa.

    • @gokublack9724
      @gokublack9724 7 років тому

      You know when you say "no one", that just says how much you LIKE this dorky weakling Bart simpleton. (Simpson, I was just saying that for how much I despise that stupid brat)

    • @lordvlogemort3793
      @lordvlogemort3793 5 років тому +4

      What is dead may never die but rises again, harder and stronger.

  • @arcadeinvader8086
    @arcadeinvader8086 Рік тому +29

    I took some basic krav maga a while ago as my school's required self defense training. One of the few things I remember about it was how it seemed like every technique concluded with punching the other guy in the throat

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 11 місяців тому +10

      If he can't breathe he can't fight

    • @adamcheedlet4871
      @adamcheedlet4871 11 місяців тому +8

      Because of the nature of what it was designed for; subtracting an asshole out of here with a low skill level, as some else already explained.
      Arts designed for killing don't seem to do well in controlled environments like UFC.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +1

      Which is funny because there’s a few factors that made it survivable when I was on the receiving end…ON DA STREETZ

  • @TooLateForIeago
    @TooLateForIeago Рік тому +32

    Bart did well for a kid who quit karate after one or two classes thirty years ago.

  • @pyxisthemusician3166
    @pyxisthemusician3166 7 років тому +320

    "I want the window seat!"
    "Krav Maga!!"
    "You can't hurt what's already dead"
    *Lisa kicks him* "I guess you can"

    • @LazarouDave
      @LazarouDave 3 роки тому +23

      You watched the video too? Good job.

    • @fardeenislam4920
      @fardeenislam4920 2 роки тому

      @@LazarouDave Bro I swear I never understand why these retarded ass mfs repeat the video on the comments, shit is so cringe

    • @maryosorio896
      @maryosorio896 2 роки тому +1

      you suck!

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ Рік тому +10

      @@LazarouDave they were repeating a scene they thought was funny. Have some respect.

    • @gamer_kitsune2023
      @gamer_kitsune2023 Рік тому +1

      not a kick.... its a knee jab.

  • @shadowman2192
    @shadowman2192 9 місяців тому +18

    0:45 That’s the karate stance Daniel Larusso takes in the first Karate Kid.

  • @Tabbimura
    @Tabbimura 9 років тому +187

    0:25 I don't know what is Milhouse, but it sounds dissapointing.

  • @turtleboy991
    @turtleboy991 Рік тому +107

    "Isreali Karate". She's not technically wrong. From what I've read, Krav Maga cherry picks the best moves of various martial arts, including karate. At least, that's part of it.

    • @Raximus3000
      @Raximus3000 Рік тому +19

      All martial arts do that, well the ones that want to evolve do.

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 Рік тому +12

      Middle east stealing other lessons? Wouldn't be the first time 😂😅

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 Рік тому +21

      It was made by a Polish Jew in WWII that was an Olympian level athlete for the Jewish resistance, it was made to be fast to learn and effective with a low skill floor, but with the caveat that you go into the fight with intent to kill.

    • @waltlock8805
      @waltlock8805 Рік тому

      Krav Maga is a crash course for Israeli soldiers to override their basic fight or flight instinct. It is NOT a martial art. It just teaches to always jump into danger rather than do the sensible thing and run.

    • @Rhiorrha
      @Rhiorrha Рік тому +5

      That would make it Israeli Jeet kune do. Karate is its own system. Jeet kune do is an amalgam of what works from other styles, while discarding what doesn't.

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Рік тому +33

    "I don't know what IS Millhouse."
    It's okay buddy, the rest of the world doesn't know I exist either.

    • @Rhiorrha
      @Rhiorrha Рік тому +2

      Poor Milhouse. At least his mom says he's cool.

    • @Man77772
      @Man77772 Місяць тому

      But he's a master builder

  • @GBmovieluv
    @GBmovieluv 5 років тому +74

    "Hey, isn't that the Arc of the Covent?" I may have gotten that last word wrong but it cracks me showing shows like that are still managing at least some classic jokes like that

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +3

      Ark of the Covenant, like Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Sixth film in the Alien franchise.

    • @MadameTamma
      @MadameTamma Рік тому +1

      But you’re not supposed to look at the Arc

    • @GBmovieluv
      @GBmovieluv Рік тому +3

      Makes her looking a bit more ironic@@MadameTamma

    • @kosherjew4223
      @kosherjew4223 6 місяців тому +3

      Ark of the Covenant or in Hebrew Aron Hakodesh.

  • @danmcgladdery1813
    @danmcgladdery1813 Рік тому +116

    Krav Maga takes resourcefulness beyond the realms of honour.

    • @brandenmarcum430
      @brandenmarcum430 Рік тому +16

      There is no honor in a street fight. You cannot expect your opponent to be honorable. A street fight itself is unhonorable

    • @ImpendingRiot83
      @ImpendingRiot83 11 місяців тому

      That’s a slogan made up by IDF child-butchers but okay

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +3

      Sadly you can’t actually LAND those moves in a street fight since this is the martial art of *yesterday’s* war dogs

    • @gabrielluzlopes5674
      @gabrielluzlopes5674 4 місяці тому +2

      It's not about honor, it's SURVIVAL

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому

      @@gabrielluzlopes5674 “I’d rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6” right before getting put in the same cell with The Booty Warrior

  • @martinxy1291
    @martinxy1291 Рік тому +35

    Strange how they've been monitoring him since day 1, yet not know his only friend

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares Рік тому +5

      Clearly, Milhouse is not his friend but is in fact a sleeper agent. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!!! ;)

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 4 місяці тому

      Also el barto isn't on that list

  • @jeremyanderson1139
    @jeremyanderson1139 2 роки тому +59

    Dorit the Israeli girl is actually voiced by an Israeli actress

    • @fransuke12
      @fransuke12 8 місяців тому +1

      A French Israeli to be exact.

    • @Kani8122
      @Kani8122 4 місяці тому +4

      Disgusting.

    • @emberashes6809
      @emberashes6809 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Kani8122fuck you You probably support terroism

    • @Trane141Kingz
      @Trane141Kingz 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@Kani8122Leave 😠

    • @Sid0404
      @Sid0404 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Trane141Kingzjew 🤮

  • @Aego384
    @Aego384 7 років тому +51

    They don't know he's El Barto

  • @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
    @ciontachthecthonicchampion3576 Рік тому +13

    “No groin no Krav Maga” all truth.

  • @Solider7
    @Solider7 3 роки тому +32

    "Aye Caramba" is right. Bart must really have a bad rep if Israeli intelligence keeps a file on him.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Рік тому +5

      He must've interacted with some shady people.

    • @mkey570
      @mkey570 Рік тому +8

      @@twistedyogert His dad works for Mr. Burns and also worked for Scorpio so it's understandable.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +5

      I mean they keep tabs on everyone that comes through. And didn't Bart used to work for the mob?

  • @BrandonMcBadass
    @BrandonMcBadass 8 років тому +104

    thanks WatchMojo

  • @benhughes3394
    @benhughes3394 6 років тому +37

    Bart: KARATE!
    Dorit: Once again ninjutsu!

    • @benhughes3394
      @benhughes3394 6 років тому +2

      Bart: I want a window seat!
      Lisa: Ninjutsu!
      Bart: You're a ninja to Lisa? You can't hurt what's already dead.
      Lisa: I can hurt you and I'm a ninja.

  • @yaminero4858
    @yaminero4858 5 років тому +79

    Krav Maga is the style of fighting I believe most effective in the modern-day. I mean, all fighting disciplines foster mental and physical strength, but Krav Maga was devised for defusing violent situations and is taught to be used ONLY IF combat is unavoidable.

    • @diorraices8077
      @diorraices8077 3 роки тому +25

      but it consists fully on cheap moves and other martial arts have moves to block the types of attacks Krav Maga consists of

    • @no_se_nada_de_nada
      @no_se_nada_de_nada Рік тому +14

      Kicking the nuts it's always effective.

    • @kevinlipps2817
      @kevinlipps2817 Рік тому +17

      @@diorraices8077 What works is what matters in a street fight. It is not a sport.

    • @Igarappappa
      @Igarappappa Рік тому +15

      @@kevinlipps2817 yeah this isn't really a fighting style you take if you want to just scare off somebody. This is a fighting style you take if you really want to hurt the other guy.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert Рік тому +1

      ​@@Igarappappa I thought it was mostly for disarming someone.

  • @TheUltimateVoid
    @TheUltimateVoid 6 років тому +33

    I mean granted, some of the new episodes are bad but still they manage to make some really funny episodes like this one

  • @lachlanbold8319
    @lachlanbold8319 Рік тому +12

    Fun fact, actual karate, not what you learn publicly, is almost as vicious as Bajiquan.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +3

      Bajiquan is ACTUALLY built for neutralizing threats (it’s a bodyguard martial art according to the guy who introduced me)

  • @jxgsplus
    @jxgsplus 7 років тому +56

    Best anime fight

  • @foofoo3344
    @foofoo3344 Місяць тому +5

    Krav Maga is all about making practical moves that are focused on efficiency

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh Місяць тому

      I thought it was all about making sure everyone else can't get up so you can run away.

  • @rpd3327
    @rpd3327 3 роки тому +17

    Give it up Bart! Your fighting someone who’s country literally goes to war every 3 to 5 years.

    • @lesgalloiseries
      @lesgalloiseries 3 роки тому +2

      Well, America does that too.

    • @rpd3327
      @rpd3327 2 роки тому +8

      @@lesgalloiseries Except Israel is surrounded by enemies on all sides, had a population of only 9 million, mandatory military service, and if Israel were to ever lose a war if would most likely mean the end of that nation compared to the USA that can actually afford to lose a war and still be all right. And to top it all off it is the holy land.

    • @lesgalloiseries
      @lesgalloiseries 2 роки тому +1

      @@rpd3327 Fair enough.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 роки тому

      @@rpd3327 Pretty sure all that is the Israelis' own faults for constantly pissing off their neighbors and claiming dibs on the holy land. Perhaps if they were more congenial things would be better, but alas it is not so.

  • @e2k102
    @e2k102 4 роки тому +19

    Some people still don't know he is el barto

    • @יהונתןשרב
      @יהונתןשרב Рік тому +1

      You know, that Ralph guy is kinda suspicous, maybe he's el barto

  • @vss318
    @vss318 6 місяців тому +1

    I never knew we had to shout the name of our martial art before fighting

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 років тому +26

    😵quit going for my groin
    😕no groin no Krav Maga
    😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @bsgambati1
      @bsgambati1 Рік тому +5

      Hello groin! *One last kick*

  • @vamwolf
    @vamwolf 7 років тому +20

    No groin. No krava maga..

  • @M.W.K6996
    @M.W.K6996 4 місяці тому +7

    One of the few times Bart actually gets what he deserves. But how does he know Karate? He only took one class, and didn't even finish it!

    • @Hivedragon
      @Hivedragon 4 місяці тому

      maybe he continued sometime later.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 3 місяці тому

      I mean if his dad is anything to go by being randomly hyper competent at fighting is something that would be in character

  • @genracer8866
    @genracer8866 7 років тому +29

    Lisa:Krav Maga🥋🤛🤚
    Bart :you can't hurt what's already dead OW I guess you CAN.😖
    😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @vampire361
    @vampire361 2 роки тому +9

    I earned my black belt in Krav Maga last year.

    • @victora.1329
      @victora.1329 Рік тому +1

      They make you disarm someone with a loaded gun?

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 Рік тому +3

      @@victora.1329 it’s a hard plastic gun. It’s safer that way.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +1

      @@vampire361it’s also not the same as the real thing due to weight difference

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 4 місяці тому

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 same concept.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +1

      @@vampire361 absolutely not. The difference in grip requirements would turn it into “now try that on a live, resisting opponent”. There’s a difference between simulation and pressure testing

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa Рік тому +15

    Come to think of it…has Bart ever won a fight….with anyone?

    • @otsutsuki2433
      @otsutsuki2433 Рік тому +2

      No

    • @DartLuke
      @DartLuke Рік тому +4

      With Nelson. In early season. But he used a team

    • @kannakamui2334
      @kannakamui2334 Рік тому +1

      He beat Homer at earlier points in time. If I remember correctly he beat up Homer at his age(10), teens, and 20s

    • @hugh2hoob668
      @hugh2hoob668 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kannakamui2334Homer was 30 at the youngest I thought

    • @TheUltimateVoid
      @TheUltimateVoid Рік тому +2

      He defeated Milhouse with the 8-ball that predicted the future, I guess that still counts lol.

  • @benhughes3394
    @benhughes3394 6 років тому +19

    Bart: Karate!
    Dorit: Ninja!
    Bart: Ninja what?
    Dorit: these were Japanese Ninjutsu less, Hiyaaah! more Ooyaah!

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 3 роки тому

      @Ben Hughes
      I see you’re still waiting for Kamen Rider Shinobi since Kamen Rider Woz promised it will happen.

    • @benhughes3394
      @benhughes3394 3 роки тому

      @@whathell6t I mean I am waiting in Season 32 or Season 33 episode where these Simpsons female characters become ninjas.

  • @DCUniverse816
    @DCUniverse816 5 років тому +20

    I’m surprise that Bart didn’t develop yet another love interest with her, even for a brief moment.

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire Рік тому +6

      That's where I thought this was going.

    • @bcrunch4232
      @bcrunch4232 11 місяців тому +1

      @@3Rayfire so did I. Usually, it’s Bart meets girl, falls in love for an ep.

    • @GaionSputro
      @GaionSputro 2 місяці тому

      Lose in fight, win in love😏

  • @alditoification
    @alditoification 6 років тому +43

    "You can't hurt what's already dead (get hit in the groin)...I guess you can".
    Society in a nutshell.

  • @natashaing4999
    @natashaing4999 Рік тому +3

    “I don’t know what is Milhouse”😂😂

  • @AmazingSpider-Man
    @AmazingSpider-Man Місяць тому +3

    This is actually Krav Maga vs nothing, because Bart doesn't know Karate.

  • @doomarang3208
    @doomarang3208 Рік тому +3

    That girl is a really feisty one if she's going for Bart's groin!

  • @CatotheE
    @CatotheE Рік тому +1

    It's interesting that this would show up in my timeline around now.

  • @TheBdavis231
    @TheBdavis231 Рік тому +6

    Fun fact: Daniel Craigs James Bond utilizes Krav Maga.

  • @bursegsardaukar
    @bursegsardaukar Рік тому +2

    Henceforth, when Bart hears Krav Maga, he automatically covers his groin.

  • @colinz226
    @colinz226 Рік тому +3

    THAT'S MY PURSE

    • @harrysachz6748
      @harrysachz6748 Рік тому +4

      I DON'T KNOW YOU! (kicks you in the testicles)

  • @psycholyko6923
    @psycholyko6923 Рік тому +2

    There’s no way this shows up in my recommended at this very moment 😭😭

  • @devonbickett349
    @devonbickett349 4 роки тому +15

    at least Lisa learned something form that trip

  • @leirbag939
    @leirbag939 11 місяців тому +2

    Esse é um daqueles tipos de vídeos que o UA-cam me recomenda do nada tlg

  • @THEMARTIALARTSCHANNEL-bb4fx
    @THEMARTIALARTSCHANNEL-bb4fx 10 місяців тому +21

    This was back in the day when people still belived krav maga was the new bad ass system that would win against any other system easy. People got this belief mostly because of krav maga instructors heavy marketing at the time as some sort of super defence system. In reality Krav maga is an ok self defense system designed to give a normal guy a fighting chance against a criminal, or to quickly teach a soldier some basic hand to hand combat. But krav maga always lose 9/10 times against any real fighting system.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +2

      If your martial art can’t beat a gladiator, it’s definitely not beating a warrior

    • @Yrrej8611
      @Yrrej8611 4 місяці тому +3

      It's still a really good self-defense system, it just has its weaknesses like any other. Some of its techniques are superior to that of other systems, but other systems have better ones. It's best to practice a wide variety of systems & use the most effective techniques from them all.

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Yrrej8611 that’s naive. Some techniques can actually be INACCESSIBLE to the next guy. That’s where “discard what is useless” comes in

    • @Yrrej8611
      @Yrrej8611 4 місяці тому +1

      @notproductiveproductions3504 that's why you practice more than 1 style. You'll learn that some techniques are better. In some situations, 1 style will work & in others another style will work better. That's why it's called MIXES martial arts.

    • @toddsands6000
      @toddsands6000 4 місяці тому +1

      The TV Show NCIS makes Krav Maga the ultimate form of martial arts...lol. Overall, I respect most forms of martial arts.

  • @MatthewWatson-b2l
    @MatthewWatson-b2l 2 місяці тому +1

    Been training kyokushin karate for about two years now. Saw a black belt do that girl’s exact move with the grapple and knees to the groin on another black belt. The guy front flipped over the first knee and then drove his heel directly upward in a handstand. The other guy got knocked out for just a few seconds, and when he got up they smiled, laughed, shook hands and went back to it.

  • @Navesblue
    @Navesblue 4 місяці тому +5

    Krav Maga is literally Jew-Jitsu. Karate doesn't stand a chance.

  • @Yonah_144
    @Yonah_144 Рік тому +2

    Anyone that thinks Krav Maga is the deadliest martial art has not studied spirituality. The power of your mind is actually stronger than a nuke.

    • @Spiritof_76
      @Spiritof_76 Рік тому

      Religion is believing things other people made up. Spirituality is believing things you made up.

    • @keith6706
      @keith6706 11 місяців тому

      Oddly enough, the only time a mind has stopped a bullet is when there's insufficient velocity to go all the way through.

    • @Yonah_144
      @Yonah_144 11 місяців тому +1

      Universal Law isn't made up. @@Spiritof_76

    • @Yonah_144
      @Yonah_144 11 місяців тому +1

      I've seen a mind stop bullets. Please continue. @@keith6706

  • @marksharp3185
    @marksharp3185 5 місяців тому +3

    Am I the only one who hopes that Bart meets Dorit again? I think he found his equal, as well as a potential future love-interest.

  • @Melzinho22
    @Melzinho22 2 місяці тому +2

    0:42 This is my favorite Bart move

  • @limelightmoon
    @limelightmoon 8 років тому +167

    her voice acting is so bad

    • @Yuval012
      @Yuval012 8 років тому +38

      yeah... as israeli it's was very lame to hear how she said the "krav maga".

    • @MikeBeanFox
      @MikeBeanFox 7 років тому +11

      that's because Yael Naim isnt really an actor, she only appeared in 3 shows: The Simpsons, Grey's anatomy Season 7 (her single Come Home that is) and *Spoiler Alert* Episode 6 of Switched at Birth

    • @FOLLOWER4742
      @FOLLOWER4742 7 років тому

      1

    • @truearea53
      @truearea53 7 років тому +6

      Then shut up and move. Crying about it isn't gonna solve anything.

    • @zaiah9252
      @zaiah9252 5 років тому

      who's even the voice actor

  • @TheStormglass
    @TheStormglass 4 місяці тому +1

    In fact, in Japan, ken-jitsu and ju-jitsu existed originally, and karate became popular to complement them, so it's just that hitting techniques are mainly practiced. Ju-jitsu (judo) also has atemi (punches and kicks), and karate also has grabs and throws.

  • @KokoRicky
    @KokoRicky 7 років тому +46

    The newer episodes are really hard to watch.

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 6 років тому +1

      Pretty Normal Media yeah true

    • @woodyfive0
      @woodyfive0 6 років тому +2

      Pretty Normal Media agreed, 1995 to 2005 were the golden years of the Simpsons

  • @XquizetBlix
    @XquizetBlix Місяць тому +2

    I don’t know why, but the girl chasing Bart in the original episode always ticked me off for some reason

  • @generationproductions1154
    @generationproductions1154 Рік тому +13

    Krav Maga is an Israeli martial art. Developed for the Israel Defense Forces, it is derived from a combination of techniques used in aikido, judo, karate, boxing, and wrestling. It is known for its focus on real-world situations and its extreme efficiency.

    • @generationproductions1154
      @generationproductions1154 Рік тому +1

      Sooooooo yeah ! Krav Maga VS Karate i would say that Krav Maga being more extreme is more effective jus sayin .

  • @andrewgarrett1356
    @andrewgarrett1356 4 місяці тому +2

    It can always hurt, Bart. It can always hurt.

  • @brettwillis6247
    @brettwillis6247 Рік тому +6

    I took karate for 3 years and I'm a green belt. I think Bart needs more practice same as me 😅

  • @ManOfVita
    @ManOfVita 3 місяці тому +2

    Japanese karate does target the groin for self-defense as well, just with straight punches and low target kicks.

  • @theaustinXL1
    @theaustinXL1 Рік тому +3

    I would love to learn that one day

  • @lucariothegodboi
    @lucariothegodboi Рік тому +1

    "Woah, children fighting! I can sell this!"

  • @giancarlonurko3476
    @giancarlonurko3476 4 роки тому +5

    They left out his original alias..."El Barto".

  • @soadsam
    @soadsam Рік тому +1

    i cant believed one of the aliases for bart isnt el barto.... what a missed opportunity

  • @Light-Rock97
    @Light-Rock97 Рік тому +1

    I was half expecting a family guy style grandiose chicken fight.

  • @andykishore
    @andykishore 3 роки тому +3

    This is from the episode "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed."

  • @williampittam1
    @williampittam1 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact just stick with boxing or honestly just about any martial art and you can be a decent fighter

  • @kamentrainerhorn2073
    @kamentrainerhorn2073 Рік тому +3

    I guess Bobby Hill should study Krav Maga.

    • @rafaeldeleon3386
      @rafaeldeleon3386 10 місяців тому

      According to this video, he mastered it.

  • @Iwidelyoutliveeverything
    @Iwidelyoutliveeverything 10 місяців тому +1

    her voice acting is so held back

    • @girlishgamer1
      @girlishgamer1 9 місяців тому

      Her actress is from Israel and she has a thick accent as a result.

  • @GamerGX3000
    @GamerGX3000 Рік тому +6

    seems like krav maga was invented for women 😂

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 Рік тому +2

    Bart met his future girlfriend that day...

  • @רוןוקסמן-נ2ס
    @רוןוקסמן-נ2ס 5 років тому +4

    Ah yes krav maga the art of going for the groin and stabbing them with the pointy you just picked up

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 2 роки тому +3

      Sounds like literally every female self-defense class.

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis Рік тому +1

      Hey if it works it works.

  • @quixen
    @quixen Рік тому +2

    UA-cam has a very acid sense of humor, they recommended me this right after what happened in Israel.

  • @Domosed-mk3gw
    @Domosed-mk3gw Місяць тому +3

    So sad Steve Jobs died of Krav Maga

  • @firyaldareenaqiefbintimohd8340
    @firyaldareenaqiefbintimohd8340 2 місяці тому +2

    Fun fact: krav maga means contact combat

  • @philandagalloway9364
    @philandagalloway9364 Рік тому +8

    Homer was holding back , we all remember the fight with him and Peter Griffin , shit could get out of hand !

  • @thomaskoshy2933
    @thomaskoshy2933 11 місяців тому +1

    0:21 That girl just used hikite with its real application. Something that a karate practitioners can truly understand.

  • @simonedeluna7397
    @simonedeluna7397 Рік тому +3

    Why is her voice almost deeper than mine 💀💀💀

  • @DanielPaderanga-x9q
    @DanielPaderanga-x9q Рік тому +2

    I would like to clarify anyting that's martial arts is just as good but it depends on how you use it when you mix your most favorite technique with one or the other what do you want think?

  • @CombatSportsNerd
    @CombatSportsNerd Рік тому +6

    The statement about the groin could not be more true about the style🤣

  • @GerardoLozano1025
    @GerardoLozano1025 2 місяці тому +2

    I took Krav Maga for 2 years, and i wouldn’t consider it a martial art, more like a training discipline for real world situations, yes, there’s a LOT of groin, eye picking/racking, and a lot of “dirty moves” but hey, you gotta survive somehow

  • @kaledov
    @kaledov 6 років тому +6

    Please do a montage of BART getting his ass kicked

  • @xenodee027
    @xenodee027 4 місяці тому +2

    Ok so next time i know not tell my sister im getting the window seat 😂

    • @AzazelAlarick
      @AzazelAlarick 4 місяці тому +1

      my sister kicks me in the balls all the time smh it's her go to.. my mom has kneed or tapped me in my nuts a few times when she was really mad, and kneed me while we was playing around wrestling on the ground when she was on top of me and had her knee between my legs right below my balls while i was in tight gym shorts.... It always makes clutch my balls and start whimpering when i get hit in my testicles.. She said a few things about guy's "vulnerable hanging precious family jewels" before and after the knee in my balls that was so humiliating lbvs I hate how they know to go for that spot... I always would skip past parts in movies that I was watching with my sister where a guy got hit in the balls so she wouldn't know how bad it hurts.. it's so embarrassing how they have me moaning and groaning on the ground clutching my balls whimpering "oooooh myyy baaalls.. my balls, oooh my balls" over and over

    • @Shannon4710
      @Shannon4710 3 місяці тому

      @@AzazelAlarickthen you can just ask them if you should do the same. There are plenty of other points that can be hit for a similar effect. But before even considering any of that you should talk to someone about your abusive family. Perhaps like a teacher or something like that.

    • @mellni4201
      @mellni4201 3 місяці тому

      @@AzazelAlarick Girls will replay the groin kick in a movie over and over again

  • @theodoretekkers
    @theodoretekkers 2 роки тому +9

    "Mommy's special little boy" 🤣🤣

  • @rhosket
    @rhosket 3 місяці тому +2

    As a Brown belt in karate I can confirm I had amazing pain tolerance and was great at getting my ass kicked by other martial arts. After getting a blue belt in juice jitzu I can also confirm that tying all other martial arts up on the ground is a delightful sport.