@Trace Finlay Essentially, it's MMA, but also mental training to get you used to the idea of "cheating" so you can survive if you're attacked on the streets. I've been out of it for a few years now, and I've done some more research on it. I believe the original Israeli Military training wasn't a full fledged martial art, but rather a fairly short course on mindset and intensity, to make the people going through that course good soldiers. I might be wrong though, Krav Maga has had an urban mythology built up around it, so there's a good amount of conflicting info. The main thing (aside from fighting technique of course) that my teachers taught, was "Run if you can. If you can't, neutralize the threat by any means necessary. Do whatever you must to get out safely" Needless to say, American Krav Maga is fairly different from the original lol Hope this helps!
Good point. This makes it look like there is no defense against groin strikes. But, you can just twist your hips to the side so that the blow hits your thigh or put your leg in front of your groin so that the blow hits your shin instead, or put your hand in front of your groin.
@@xstatic-ow5mz You are coping, coping and seething. You just can't accept what you see Just keep denying reality You are coping, coping and seething. Revelation is scalding, and now you are malding And coping, coping so hard.
Sad? It's a secret identity. It means that it's so successful that even the Israel military doesn't know that the infamous El Barto is really Bart Simpson. Kind of like how no one recognizes that Clark Kent and Superman are the same.
@@jameschristopher2540 pretty much, and because they took a joke and recycled it in a way that it is unfunny now. The Hans Moleman is still a classic tho.
Mitch Irwin kicks are not realy effective in a real fight shotokan karate is best for streets or karate shotokan kobudo than you learn even use katana nanchucks sai bo And tonfa so and by taekwondo you show you back to Many times to the opponement so he can kicks you in the back Everyone who has do every style of karate knows karate Jesse enkamp knows karate bruce lee knows karate kung fu taekwondo wing chun
Early in the series in first season or something Bart joins a Karate dojo, so yes he does know karate. I think he only attended just 1 time but that's still something. At least he knows the most important thing in Karate that you're always supposed to hold your other hand back down on your hip, so that makes him a karateka in my book.
@@xstatic-ow5mz. It's one of the funniest moments from the recent Simpsons. Is it appealing to lowest dominator? Absolutely. Is it still funny? Absolutely.
@@xstatic-ow5mzright, it was completely stale and sterile. It just made me mad. The writers were straight outta college and thought they were funny and clever.
Sure some have studied krav maga ,but won't tell some even studied akiddo which i think is just good for fun but worthless martial art all around , but yeah shotokan is somewhat common MMA
but a kick in the balls will have any man on the ground moaning and groaning clutching his sore aching balls saying oooooh ooooh myyy baaallls my balls over and over in a raspy groan lbs
This was the most random scene for me in a Simpsons episode. If I recall correctly, Ned Flanders took the Simpsons to Israel, so he could make Homer acknowledge or respect Christianity only for Homer to not care about it. This scene was just out of nowhere and unexpected for me. I'm not saying it's bad. It's funny. I'm just saying I never saw it coming.
Bart was messing around with things he shouldn't touch. The girl working as security was there to tell him off but typical Bart just ran away. Eventually he came to his sense and asks why he's running from a girl.
Was it season 21? Probably didn't make it that far back when me and my sister were binging through the show towards the end of the 2000s. I believe we burned out around season 17 or 18.
Well done. You were able to not only remember the video, but also able to quote it. Good boy. That'll be all for today. Treat yourself to a cookie and have a nap.
You know when you say "no one", that just says how much you LIKE this dorky weakling Bart simpleton. (Simpson, I was just saying that for how much I despise that stupid brat)
I took some basic krav maga a while ago as my school's required self defense training. One of the few things I remember about it was how it seemed like every technique concluded with punching the other guy in the throat
Because of the nature of what it was designed for; subtracting an asshole out of here with a low skill level, as some else already explained. Arts designed for killing don't seem to do well in controlled environments like UFC.
"Isreali Karate". She's not technically wrong. From what I've read, Krav Maga cherry picks the best moves of various martial arts, including karate. At least, that's part of it.
It was made by a Polish Jew in WWII that was an Olympian level athlete for the Jewish resistance, it was made to be fast to learn and effective with a low skill floor, but with the caveat that you go into the fight with intent to kill.
Krav Maga is a crash course for Israeli soldiers to override their basic fight or flight instinct. It is NOT a martial art. It just teaches to always jump into danger rather than do the sensible thing and run.
That would make it Israeli Jeet kune do. Karate is its own system. Jeet kune do is an amalgam of what works from other styles, while discarding what doesn't.
"Hey, isn't that the Arc of the Covent?" I may have gotten that last word wrong but it cracks me showing shows like that are still managing at least some classic jokes like that
Krav Maga is the style of fighting I believe most effective in the modern-day. I mean, all fighting disciplines foster mental and physical strength, but Krav Maga was devised for defusing violent situations and is taught to be used ONLY IF combat is unavoidable.
@@kevinlipps2817 yeah this isn't really a fighting style you take if you want to just scare off somebody. This is a fighting style you take if you really want to hurt the other guy.
@@lesgalloiseries Except Israel is surrounded by enemies on all sides, had a population of only 9 million, mandatory military service, and if Israel were to ever lose a war if would most likely mean the end of that nation compared to the USA that can actually afford to lose a war and still be all right. And to top it all off it is the holy land.
@@rpd3327 Pretty sure all that is the Israelis' own faults for constantly pissing off their neighbors and claiming dibs on the holy land. Perhaps if they were more congenial things would be better, but alas it is not so.
@@vampire361 absolutely not. The difference in grip requirements would turn it into “now try that on a live, resisting opponent”. There’s a difference between simulation and pressure testing
This was back in the day when people still belived krav maga was the new bad ass system that would win against any other system easy. People got this belief mostly because of krav maga instructors heavy marketing at the time as some sort of super defence system. In reality Krav maga is an ok self defense system designed to give a normal guy a fighting chance against a criminal, or to quickly teach a soldier some basic hand to hand combat. But krav maga always lose 9/10 times against any real fighting system.
It's still a really good self-defense system, it just has its weaknesses like any other. Some of its techniques are superior to that of other systems, but other systems have better ones. It's best to practice a wide variety of systems & use the most effective techniques from them all.
@notproductiveproductions3504 that's why you practice more than 1 style. You'll learn that some techniques are better. In some situations, 1 style will work & in others another style will work better. That's why it's called MIXES martial arts.
Been training kyokushin karate for about two years now. Saw a black belt do that girl’s exact move with the grapple and knees to the groin on another black belt. The guy front flipped over the first knee and then drove his heel directly upward in a handstand. The other guy got knocked out for just a few seconds, and when he got up they smiled, laughed, shook hands and went back to it.
that's because Yael Naim isnt really an actor, she only appeared in 3 shows: The Simpsons, Grey's anatomy Season 7 (her single Come Home that is) and *Spoiler Alert* Episode 6 of Switched at Birth
In fact, in Japan, ken-jitsu and ju-jitsu existed originally, and karate became popular to complement them, so it's just that hitting techniques are mainly practiced. Ju-jitsu (judo) also has atemi (punches and kicks), and karate also has grabs and throws.
Krav Maga is an Israeli martial art. Developed for the Israel Defense Forces, it is derived from a combination of techniques used in aikido, judo, karate, boxing, and wrestling. It is known for its focus on real-world situations and its extreme efficiency.
I would like to clarify anyting that's martial arts is just as good but it depends on how you use it when you mix your most favorite technique with one or the other what do you want think?
I took Krav Maga for 2 years, and i wouldn’t consider it a martial art, more like a training discipline for real world situations, yes, there’s a LOT of groin, eye picking/racking, and a lot of “dirty moves” but hey, you gotta survive somehow
my sister kicks me in the balls all the time smh it's her go to.. my mom has kneed or tapped me in my nuts a few times when she was really mad, and kneed me while we was playing around wrestling on the ground when she was on top of me and had her knee between my legs right below my balls while i was in tight gym shorts.... It always makes clutch my balls and start whimpering when i get hit in my testicles.. She said a few things about guy's "vulnerable hanging precious family jewels" before and after the knee in my balls that was so humiliating lbvs I hate how they know to go for that spot... I always would skip past parts in movies that I was watching with my sister where a guy got hit in the balls so she wouldn't know how bad it hurts.. it's so embarrassing how they have me moaning and groaning on the ground clutching my balls whimpering "oooooh myyy baaalls.. my balls, oooh my balls" over and over
@@AzazelAlarickthen you can just ask them if you should do the same. There are plenty of other points that can be hit for a similar effect. But before even considering any of that you should talk to someone about your abusive family. Perhaps like a teacher or something like that.
As a Brown belt in karate I can confirm I had amazing pain tolerance and was great at getting my ass kicked by other martial arts. After getting a blue belt in juice jitzu I can also confirm that tying all other martial arts up on the ground is a delightful sport.
I took Krav for 3 years, and I can vouch for the accuracy of "No groin, no Krav Maga".
@Trace Finlay Essentially, it's MMA, but also mental training to get you used to the idea of "cheating" so you can survive if you're attacked on the streets.
I've been out of it for a few years now, and I've done some more research on it. I believe the original Israeli Military training wasn't a full fledged martial art, but rather a fairly short course on mindset and intensity, to make the people going through that course good soldiers. I might be wrong though, Krav Maga has had an urban mythology built up around it, so there's a good amount of conflicting info.
The main thing (aside from fighting technique of course) that my teachers taught, was "Run if you can. If you can't, neutralize the threat by any means necessary. Do whatever you must to get out safely"
Needless to say, American Krav Maga is fairly different from the original lol
Hope this helps!
@@raymond6845 that's all Martial Arts and fighting styles
Funny I'm reading this 3 years later.
Sounds like Ameri-do-te. 😂
I tried it but boxing works better for me. Krav maga looks cooler in practice.
I love how Bart just takes the nut kicks, complains about them but doesn't appear to try and get out of them...
Good point. This makes it look like there is no defense against groin strikes. But, you can just twist your hips to the side so that the blow hits your thigh or put your leg in front of your groin so that the blow hits your shin instead, or put your hand in front of your groin.
His balls havent dropped yet
All americans are CBT trained by genetics
Dunno man, after the fist hit it is kinda difficult to think properly
Bart is going to grow up with some very weird kinks
I like how even the Israeli military doesn't know that Bart is El Barto.
Or how they don't know they're supposed to be allied with America, hence what they do to Americans.
Same😅
@@xstatic-ow5mz That’s just them dealing with tourists. Nothing personal.
@@xstatic-ow5mzwtf there's a whole group of tourists in that episode, bart is the only problematic one
@@xstatic-ow5mz
You are coping, coping and seething. You just can't accept what you see
Just keep denying reality
You are coping, coping and seething.
Revelation is scalding, and now you are malding
And coping, coping so hard.
The fact that El Barto isn't under that list of aliases makes me sad
That's because he calls himself that. Not a designated name like the others.
@@guillermorojasc wrong, it's because no one knows El Barto's secret identity
I was hoping for The Bart The
@@MegaLobo142 Except for El Homo
Sad? It's a secret identity. It means that it's so successful that even the Israel military doesn't know that the infamous El Barto is really Bart Simpson. Kind of like how no one recognizes that Clark Kent and Superman are the same.
Bart takes a groin attack like a champ compared to Hans Moleman.
Hans Moleman took a drill to the brain though.
Bart could've counter it by grabbing it by the P***y
That's why simpsons sucks now.
@@trex511ft cos they don’t mess up your groins?
@@jameschristopher2540 pretty much, and because they took a joke and recycled it in a way that it is unfunny now. The Hans Moleman is still a classic tho.
Bart doesn't even know karate.
He learned the Touch of Death from a video game.
Ññññiiiiaaaa!! \m/
True
Mitch Irwin kicks are not realy effective in a real fight shotokan karate is best for streets or karate shotokan kobudo than you learn even use katana nanchucks sai bo
And tonfa so and by taekwondo you show you back to Many times to the opponement so he can kicks you in the back Everyone who has do every style of karate knows karate Jesse enkamp knows karate bruce lee knows karate kung fu taekwondo wing chun
Early in the series in first season or something Bart joins a Karate dojo, so yes he does know karate. I think he only attended just 1 time but that's still something. At least he knows the most important thing in Karate that you're always supposed to hold your other hand back down on your hip, so that makes him a karateka in my book.
“Quit going for my groin!”
“No groin, no Krav-maga” 😂 she is right
Knee X5
“Hello groin”
This one minute segment encapsulates why the Simpsons has been absolute garbage for well over two decades now.
@@xstatic-ow5mz.
It's one of the funniest moments from the recent Simpsons. Is it appealing to lowest dominator? Absolutely. Is it still funny? Absolutely.
@@xstatic-ow5mz ok then, if you dont like it, you dont have to watch it. or better yet, make your own tv show. lets see how yours turn out.
@@xstatic-ow5mzright, it was completely stale and sterile. It just made me mad. The writers were straight outta college and thought they were funny and clever.
Fun fact: No MMA fighters learn Krav Maga, but they do in fact learn some Karate.
Sure some have studied krav maga ,but won't tell some even studied akiddo which i think is just good for fun but worthless martial art all around , but yeah shotokan is somewhat common MMA
That's because the UFC won't allow drone striking children and elderly
That's because Krav Maga isn't a martial art with rules.
@@O_homem_que_ri It also isn't a martial art that works.
@@volatileepiphanies5547 and where’s your source keyboard warrior 🤡
"Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, (we) use Krav Maga." - Sterling Archer
Both are shit to be honest
😆😂🤣
Sports Karate=Dane Cook
Okinawan/Traditional Karate=Joey "Karate" Diaz
@@dariuswilliams7509 uechi ryu guy won't even hit you in the balls, he will rip them off
The great sterling archer
"Israeli karate, less Hiyaaah, more HIJAAAH!"(or something like that). I don't know why but I love that line. Maybe it's the way she says it.
I think she implies less showy more results
@@LunarSault23 She implied "Less showy, more groin"
It meant Krava Maga is all about fighting, Karate is all about peace
It must be the way she says karate
@The one and only I will take that when I'm more at peace and less vicious nothing new for everyone dude
Certainly makes up for all those times Bart threatened Lisa with the “touch of death”.
UUuuuooOO
Bart all ready got beaten up for that in the episode where it happened.
@@Sewblon Yeah, but that wasn’t enough since it was just one time he was left hanging by his underwear from that basketball hoop. lol
@@CPT85 Bart has gotten beaten up and physically assaulted lots of other times, often by Lisa.
@@Sewblon And it was never unwarranted… 😏
"No groin, No Krav Maga" - I'll be saying this in class now 😂👊😂👊
Y'all talk about krav Maga that much? You go to an anime fighting school or do you just live in Baltimore?
@@TerranceDavis-lu3yrmost likely Baltimore
but a kick in the balls will have any man on the ground moaning and groaning clutching his sore aching balls saying oooooh ooooh myyy baaallls my balls over and over in a raspy groan lbs
How many testicles have you ever punched?
@@TerranceDavis-lu3yrwhat does Baltimore have to do with it?
This was the most random scene for me in a Simpsons episode. If I recall correctly, Ned Flanders took the Simpsons to Israel, so he could make Homer acknowledge or respect Christianity only for Homer to not care about it. This scene was just out of nowhere and unexpected for me. I'm not saying it's bad. It's funny. I'm just saying I never saw it coming.
Bart was messing around with things he shouldn't touch.
The girl working as security was there to tell him off but typical Bart just ran away.
Eventually he came to his sense and asks why he's running from a girl.
@@ataladin87lol a little girl working security
Was it season 21? Probably didn't make it that far back when me and my sister were binging through the show towards the end of the 2000s. I believe we burned out around season 17 or 18.
@@yarpen26 Season 21 Episode 16 - "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed"
Why? Did he take them there to be spit on?
0:21 nice burst!
He needs to learn Dale Gribble's Ninja Art of Pocket Sand. That move has been known to subjugate demons and impress angels.
Heelloo, John Redcorn..
hello groin. krav maga in a nutshell
Lol I I do Krav Maga and we mostly work on hitting the groin
@@ic3d62stop it if you havent. Go practise sanda sanshou and bjj you will thank me.later
So karv maga is cheating
I'm Dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣 no groing no Krav Maga!! So accurate.
Is funny for girls, but painful for boys 😢😢
@@Raymonty-db1iw Yes, it hurts and girls joke
@@Raymonty-db1iwit hurts girls too
You can't hurt what's already dead.....I guess you can
Well done. You were able to not only remember the video, but also able to quote it. Good boy. That'll be all for today. Treat yourself to a cookie and have a nap.
+JanetStarChild smartass in his bored nature "smartassing"(😂)simple normal things for no reason😂
youtubeman That's Why No One Fucking Likes Lisa.
You know when you say "no one", that just says how much you LIKE this dorky weakling Bart simpleton. (Simpson, I was just saying that for how much I despise that stupid brat)
What is dead may never die but rises again, harder and stronger.
I took some basic krav maga a while ago as my school's required self defense training. One of the few things I remember about it was how it seemed like every technique concluded with punching the other guy in the throat
If he can't breathe he can't fight
Because of the nature of what it was designed for; subtracting an asshole out of here with a low skill level, as some else already explained.
Arts designed for killing don't seem to do well in controlled environments like UFC.
Which is funny because there’s a few factors that made it survivable when I was on the receiving end…ON DA STREETZ
Bart did well for a kid who quit karate after one or two classes thirty years ago.
"I want the window seat!"
"Krav Maga!!"
"You can't hurt what's already dead"
*Lisa kicks him* "I guess you can"
You watched the video too? Good job.
@@LazarouDave Bro I swear I never understand why these retarded ass mfs repeat the video on the comments, shit is so cringe
you suck!
@@LazarouDave they were repeating a scene they thought was funny. Have some respect.
not a kick.... its a knee jab.
0:45 That’s the karate stance Daniel Larusso takes in the first Karate Kid.
0:25 I don't know what is Milhouse, but it sounds dissapointing.
was that a dragonball z abridged reference?
Jarosław Sobiński cough DBZA cough
Millhouse is Bart best friend.
"Isreali Karate". She's not technically wrong. From what I've read, Krav Maga cherry picks the best moves of various martial arts, including karate. At least, that's part of it.
All martial arts do that, well the ones that want to evolve do.
Middle east stealing other lessons? Wouldn't be the first time 😂😅
It was made by a Polish Jew in WWII that was an Olympian level athlete for the Jewish resistance, it was made to be fast to learn and effective with a low skill floor, but with the caveat that you go into the fight with intent to kill.
Krav Maga is a crash course for Israeli soldiers to override their basic fight or flight instinct. It is NOT a martial art. It just teaches to always jump into danger rather than do the sensible thing and run.
That would make it Israeli Jeet kune do. Karate is its own system. Jeet kune do is an amalgam of what works from other styles, while discarding what doesn't.
"I don't know what IS Millhouse."
It's okay buddy, the rest of the world doesn't know I exist either.
Poor Milhouse. At least his mom says he's cool.
But he's a master builder
"Hey, isn't that the Arc of the Covent?" I may have gotten that last word wrong but it cracks me showing shows like that are still managing at least some classic jokes like that
Ark of the Covenant, like Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Sixth film in the Alien franchise.
But you’re not supposed to look at the Arc
Makes her looking a bit more ironic@@MadameTamma
Ark of the Covenant or in Hebrew Aron Hakodesh.
Krav Maga takes resourcefulness beyond the realms of honour.
There is no honor in a street fight. You cannot expect your opponent to be honorable. A street fight itself is unhonorable
That’s a slogan made up by IDF child-butchers but okay
Sadly you can’t actually LAND those moves in a street fight since this is the martial art of *yesterday’s* war dogs
It's not about honor, it's SURVIVAL
@@gabrielluzlopes5674 “I’d rather be tried by 12 than carried by 6” right before getting put in the same cell with The Booty Warrior
Strange how they've been monitoring him since day 1, yet not know his only friend
Clearly, Milhouse is not his friend but is in fact a sleeper agent. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN!!! ;)
Also el barto isn't on that list
Dorit the Israeli girl is actually voiced by an Israeli actress
A French Israeli to be exact.
Disgusting.
@@Kani8122fuck you You probably support terroism
@@Kani8122Leave 😠
@@Trane141Kingzjew 🤮
They don't know he's El Barto
Andres E. Gomez M. Or the dean of d minus
“No groin no Krav Maga” all truth.
"Aye Caramba" is right. Bart must really have a bad rep if Israeli intelligence keeps a file on him.
He must've interacted with some shady people.
@@twistedyogert His dad works for Mr. Burns and also worked for Scorpio so it's understandable.
I mean they keep tabs on everyone that comes through. And didn't Bart used to work for the mob?
thanks WatchMojo
+Brandon Arsenault What list?
Crystal_Costello top 10 defensive fighting styles. Something like that
+Crystal_Costello gat
ikr
Bart: KARATE!
Dorit: Once again ninjutsu!
Bart: I want a window seat!
Lisa: Ninjutsu!
Bart: You're a ninja to Lisa? You can't hurt what's already dead.
Lisa: I can hurt you and I'm a ninja.
Krav Maga is the style of fighting I believe most effective in the modern-day. I mean, all fighting disciplines foster mental and physical strength, but Krav Maga was devised for defusing violent situations and is taught to be used ONLY IF combat is unavoidable.
but it consists fully on cheap moves and other martial arts have moves to block the types of attacks Krav Maga consists of
Kicking the nuts it's always effective.
@@diorraices8077 What works is what matters in a street fight. It is not a sport.
@@kevinlipps2817 yeah this isn't really a fighting style you take if you want to just scare off somebody. This is a fighting style you take if you really want to hurt the other guy.
@@Igarappappa I thought it was mostly for disarming someone.
I mean granted, some of the new episodes are bad but still they manage to make some really funny episodes like this one
Fun fact, actual karate, not what you learn publicly, is almost as vicious as Bajiquan.
Bajiquan is ACTUALLY built for neutralizing threats (it’s a bodyguard martial art according to the guy who introduced me)
Best anime fight
Krav Maga is all about making practical moves that are focused on efficiency
I thought it was all about making sure everyone else can't get up so you can run away.
Give it up Bart! Your fighting someone who’s country literally goes to war every 3 to 5 years.
Well, America does that too.
@@lesgalloiseries Except Israel is surrounded by enemies on all sides, had a population of only 9 million, mandatory military service, and if Israel were to ever lose a war if would most likely mean the end of that nation compared to the USA that can actually afford to lose a war and still be all right. And to top it all off it is the holy land.
@@rpd3327 Fair enough.
@@rpd3327 Pretty sure all that is the Israelis' own faults for constantly pissing off their neighbors and claiming dibs on the holy land. Perhaps if they were more congenial things would be better, but alas it is not so.
Some people still don't know he is el barto
You know, that Ralph guy is kinda suspicous, maybe he's el barto
I never knew we had to shout the name of our martial art before fighting
😵quit going for my groin
😕no groin no Krav Maga
😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Hello groin! *One last kick*
No groin. No krava maga..
One of the few times Bart actually gets what he deserves. But how does he know Karate? He only took one class, and didn't even finish it!
maybe he continued sometime later.
I mean if his dad is anything to go by being randomly hyper competent at fighting is something that would be in character
Lisa:Krav Maga🥋🤛🤚
Bart :you can't hurt what's already dead OW I guess you CAN.😖
😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I earned my black belt in Krav Maga last year.
They make you disarm someone with a loaded gun?
@@victora.1329 it’s a hard plastic gun. It’s safer that way.
@@vampire361it’s also not the same as the real thing due to weight difference
@@notproductiveproductions3504 same concept.
@@vampire361 absolutely not. The difference in grip requirements would turn it into “now try that on a live, resisting opponent”. There’s a difference between simulation and pressure testing
Come to think of it…has Bart ever won a fight….with anyone?
No
With Nelson. In early season. But he used a team
He beat Homer at earlier points in time. If I remember correctly he beat up Homer at his age(10), teens, and 20s
@@kannakamui2334Homer was 30 at the youngest I thought
He defeated Milhouse with the 8-ball that predicted the future, I guess that still counts lol.
Bart: Karate!
Dorit: Ninja!
Bart: Ninja what?
Dorit: these were Japanese Ninjutsu less, Hiyaaah! more Ooyaah!
@Ben Hughes
I see you’re still waiting for Kamen Rider Shinobi since Kamen Rider Woz promised it will happen.
@@whathell6t I mean I am waiting in Season 32 or Season 33 episode where these Simpsons female characters become ninjas.
I’m surprise that Bart didn’t develop yet another love interest with her, even for a brief moment.
That's where I thought this was going.
@@3Rayfire so did I. Usually, it’s Bart meets girl, falls in love for an ep.
Lose in fight, win in love😏
"You can't hurt what's already dead (get hit in the groin)...I guess you can".
Society in a nutshell.
Yep it's embarrassing
“I don’t know what is Milhouse”😂😂
This is actually Krav Maga vs nothing, because Bart doesn't know Karate.
That girl is a really feisty one if she's going for Bart's groin!
It's interesting that this would show up in my timeline around now.
Fun fact: Daniel Craigs James Bond utilizes Krav Maga.
Henceforth, when Bart hears Krav Maga, he automatically covers his groin.
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU! (kicks you in the testicles)
There’s no way this shows up in my recommended at this very moment 😭😭
Yea the algorithm has a grim humor
at least Lisa learned something form that trip
Esse é um daqueles tipos de vídeos que o UA-cam me recomenda do nada tlg
Tou ligado
This was back in the day when people still belived krav maga was the new bad ass system that would win against any other system easy. People got this belief mostly because of krav maga instructors heavy marketing at the time as some sort of super defence system. In reality Krav maga is an ok self defense system designed to give a normal guy a fighting chance against a criminal, or to quickly teach a soldier some basic hand to hand combat. But krav maga always lose 9/10 times against any real fighting system.
If your martial art can’t beat a gladiator, it’s definitely not beating a warrior
It's still a really good self-defense system, it just has its weaknesses like any other. Some of its techniques are superior to that of other systems, but other systems have better ones. It's best to practice a wide variety of systems & use the most effective techniques from them all.
@@Yrrej8611 that’s naive. Some techniques can actually be INACCESSIBLE to the next guy. That’s where “discard what is useless” comes in
@notproductiveproductions3504 that's why you practice more than 1 style. You'll learn that some techniques are better. In some situations, 1 style will work & in others another style will work better. That's why it's called MIXES martial arts.
The TV Show NCIS makes Krav Maga the ultimate form of martial arts...lol. Overall, I respect most forms of martial arts.
Been training kyokushin karate for about two years now. Saw a black belt do that girl’s exact move with the grapple and knees to the groin on another black belt. The guy front flipped over the first knee and then drove his heel directly upward in a handstand. The other guy got knocked out for just a few seconds, and when he got up they smiled, laughed, shook hands and went back to it.
Krav Maga is literally Jew-Jitsu. Karate doesn't stand a chance.
Anyone that thinks Krav Maga is the deadliest martial art has not studied spirituality. The power of your mind is actually stronger than a nuke.
Religion is believing things other people made up. Spirituality is believing things you made up.
Oddly enough, the only time a mind has stopped a bullet is when there's insufficient velocity to go all the way through.
Universal Law isn't made up. @@Spiritof_76
I've seen a mind stop bullets. Please continue. @@keith6706
Am I the only one who hopes that Bart meets Dorit again? I think he found his equal, as well as a potential future love-interest.
0:42 This is my favorite Bart move
her voice acting is so bad
yeah... as israeli it's was very lame to hear how she said the "krav maga".
that's because Yael Naim isnt really an actor, she only appeared in 3 shows: The Simpsons, Grey's anatomy Season 7 (her single Come Home that is) and *Spoiler Alert* Episode 6 of Switched at Birth
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Then shut up and move. Crying about it isn't gonna solve anything.
who's even the voice actor
In fact, in Japan, ken-jitsu and ju-jitsu existed originally, and karate became popular to complement them, so it's just that hitting techniques are mainly practiced. Ju-jitsu (judo) also has atemi (punches and kicks), and karate also has grabs and throws.
The newer episodes are really hard to watch.
Pretty Normal Media yeah true
Pretty Normal Media agreed, 1995 to 2005 were the golden years of the Simpsons
I don’t know why, but the girl chasing Bart in the original episode always ticked me off for some reason
Krav Maga is an Israeli martial art. Developed for the Israel Defense Forces, it is derived from a combination of techniques used in aikido, judo, karate, boxing, and wrestling. It is known for its focus on real-world situations and its extreme efficiency.
Sooooooo yeah ! Krav Maga VS Karate i would say that Krav Maga being more extreme is more effective jus sayin .
It can always hurt, Bart. It can always hurt.
I took karate for 3 years and I'm a green belt. I think Bart needs more practice same as me 😅
Japanese karate does target the groin for self-defense as well, just with straight punches and low target kicks.
I would love to learn that one day
"Woah, children fighting! I can sell this!"
They left out his original alias..."El Barto".
i cant believed one of the aliases for bart isnt el barto.... what a missed opportunity
I was half expecting a family guy style grandiose chicken fight.
This is from the episode "The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed."
Fun fact just stick with boxing or honestly just about any martial art and you can be a decent fighter
I guess Bobby Hill should study Krav Maga.
According to this video, he mastered it.
her voice acting is so held back
Her actress is from Israel and she has a thick accent as a result.
seems like krav maga was invented for women 😂
Bart met his future girlfriend that day...
Ah yes krav maga the art of going for the groin and stabbing them with the pointy you just picked up
Sounds like literally every female self-defense class.
Hey if it works it works.
UA-cam has a very acid sense of humor, they recommended me this right after what happened in Israel.
So sad Steve Jobs died of Krav Maga
Fun fact: krav maga means contact combat
Homer was holding back , we all remember the fight with him and Peter Griffin , shit could get out of hand !
0:21 That girl just used hikite with its real application. Something that a karate practitioners can truly understand.
Why is her voice almost deeper than mine 💀💀💀
I would like to clarify anyting that's martial arts is just as good but it depends on how you use it when you mix your most favorite technique with one or the other what do you want think?
The statement about the groin could not be more true about the style🤣
I took Krav Maga for 2 years, and i wouldn’t consider it a martial art, more like a training discipline for real world situations, yes, there’s a LOT of groin, eye picking/racking, and a lot of “dirty moves” but hey, you gotta survive somehow
Please do a montage of BART getting his ass kicked
Ok so next time i know not tell my sister im getting the window seat 😂
my sister kicks me in the balls all the time smh it's her go to.. my mom has kneed or tapped me in my nuts a few times when she was really mad, and kneed me while we was playing around wrestling on the ground when she was on top of me and had her knee between my legs right below my balls while i was in tight gym shorts.... It always makes clutch my balls and start whimpering when i get hit in my testicles.. She said a few things about guy's "vulnerable hanging precious family jewels" before and after the knee in my balls that was so humiliating lbvs I hate how they know to go for that spot... I always would skip past parts in movies that I was watching with my sister where a guy got hit in the balls so she wouldn't know how bad it hurts.. it's so embarrassing how they have me moaning and groaning on the ground clutching my balls whimpering "oooooh myyy baaalls.. my balls, oooh my balls" over and over
@@AzazelAlarickthen you can just ask them if you should do the same. There are plenty of other points that can be hit for a similar effect. But before even considering any of that you should talk to someone about your abusive family. Perhaps like a teacher or something like that.
@@AzazelAlarick Girls will replay the groin kick in a movie over and over again
"Mommy's special little boy" 🤣🤣
Do you know, which Episode that is?
As a Brown belt in karate I can confirm I had amazing pain tolerance and was great at getting my ass kicked by other martial arts. After getting a blue belt in juice jitzu I can also confirm that tying all other martial arts up on the ground is a delightful sport.