My story on how I was on the verge of a detention: When I was in Grade 8, I had a substitute teacher one day at my high school. The teacher did the register and she called someone's name. They always skive so we all said that they were skiving. I mutter "F*ing skiving." The person in front of me decides to snitch on me. I knew I would get in big trouble. I had not gotten a detention before this and I was a well behaved kid. The substitute leaves the room as somebody was crying. When she entered, the person said that I swore. The substitute asked who heard me and like half of my class put their hands up. I started to cry and then another member of staff came. This is the hilarious bit. When my teacher asked again, like 5-10 people put their hand up. I left the room and the other teacher consulted me. She asked if i swore. I said no. She asked if I heard the person who swore (Nobody did but me). I said no. She asked for my name and then I went back in. I'm surprised nothing happened. I'm in Grade 9 now. That teacher who consulted with me? She's now my French teacher lol😂😂😂😂. I went on with my day as if none of it happened. Please read this and make a video on it! Shorten it if you need!
Hi ElliotSimms. Im a huge fan of you and i got the funniest story for you. Once a bully came up to me while lunch time and laughed at me because he apparently thought it was funny tath i drank milk. He called me a loser and shouted out loud : simon drinks milk simon drinks milk. And then i said : wats so funny? Yes i drink milk so what? Oh yes i almost forgot. You are just jaloux because you never tasted milk because your dad never came home with the milk. And then i said now taste it and then threw the milk at him. Everyone laughed at him and he never bullied me again.
My story: My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House. If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention. Crazy, right?
I have a story: One time, I had a mean bus driver. So I was putting something in my backpack on the way home. The driver asked what I was doing, I told her I was putting a pencil away. She told me to put it away (literally what I was doing). I acknowledged her, but she flipped out and told me “NO!!!”. I tried to tell her I was sorry, but she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the ride home. At the time, a kid was on FaceTime talking to his friend, and they heard everything that was going on…
When i was in year 4 at school my teacher asked my class to get a reading book. So I got one from the reading corner, and this is what she said "Orange card" she told me off for doing something that she told me to do
I have a story in 6th grade I was taking to my friend and my bully named Martin taped me and I pulled a photo of toad from super Mario and he said “why are you pointing at me” and I turn on the brightness on my computer and everyone laughed at him
My first favourite planet is Neptune. My second favourite one is earth and my third favourite one is he he he he he he he Uranus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
there use to be one time my and my friend was throwing our pen and hit my eye. It bleed. I was taken to the nurses office and my friend was in detention. but at least were still friends.
"everybody touches you but no one wants you"- AYOOP WTFFF
I love all the Vids, keep it up dude!
Thank you so much!!
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I love how Chad gets slapped every single time he comes across Kyle it’s hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
I agree dude
So that's why elliotsimms have a little bit of red in his cheek
I love these comebacks that you found and I love how you make him cry so much
the slaps are so funny 😂
The slap never gets old 😂
Bro this is already like a movie. You earned a sub @ElliotSimms (btw 70% of the compilation was hilarious😂😂😂😂😂)
THANK YOU BRO! I appreciate you!
@@ElliotSimmsbro made my day 😂😂😂
Exactly
Oh, look who posted a new video, it's OUR LEGEND !!!
Kyle's roasting is funny
the damn lemon squeeze noise before the cry is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzy!1!1!
My story on how I was on the verge of a detention:
When I was in Grade 8, I had a substitute teacher one day at my high school. The teacher did the register and she called someone's name. They always skive so we all said that they were skiving. I mutter "F*ing skiving." The person in front of me decides to snitch on me. I knew I would get in big trouble. I had not gotten a detention before this and I was a well behaved kid. The substitute leaves the room as somebody was crying. When she entered, the person said that I swore. The substitute asked who heard me and like half of my class put their hands up. I started to cry and then another member of staff came. This is the hilarious bit. When my teacher asked again, like 5-10 people put their hand up. I left the room and the other teacher consulted me. She asked if i swore. I said no. She asked if I heard the person who swore (Nobody did but me). I said no. She asked for my name and then I went back in. I'm surprised nothing happened.
I'm in Grade 9 now. That teacher who consulted with me? She's now my French teacher lol😂😂😂😂.
I went on with my day as if none of it happened.
Please read this and make a video on it!
Shorten it if you need!
Why don’t you make the video if your begging?
Just asking
Hey man I love your videos keep it up man the slab never gets old you make me laugh every day I watch your videos every day so yeah😊
Yo thank you so much! That means a lot to me!
Love the videos, keep up the great work :) (btw the first video had me laughing 😂🤣)
Lol i yawned when i watched the yawning part😂😂😂
Hi ElliotSimms. Im a huge fan of you and i got the funniest story for you. Once a bully came up to me while lunch time and laughed at me because he apparently thought it was funny tath i drank milk. He called me a loser and shouted out loud : simon drinks milk simon drinks milk. And then i said : wats so funny? Yes i drink milk so what? Oh yes i almost forgot. You are just jaloux because you never tasted milk because your dad never came home with the milk. And then i said now taste it and then threw the milk at him. Everyone laughed at him and he never bullied me again.
The bully was absolutely VIOLATED🔥🔥🔥
I love your content man
The slap is a legendary weapon from elliotsimms lol
I love Carlos the house plant
When he said my slap is different I expected him 2 go 4 the butt cheecks 😂
Slap round the face that always makes me laugh! 🤣😂🤣😂
The best comeback
0:55 SLAP CHAD. This Part Wont Be Forgetten.
My story:
My middle school had 2 "houses" (two groups of teachers). We'll call one The Green House and The Blue House.
If you were in the Green house, you must take the main steps. If you were in the blue house, you had to take a different set of steps. If you took the "wrong" set of stairs, you would get detention.
Crazy, right?
How do you get your self to fake cry
I realy like these stories
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Thank you so much!!!
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0:40 John CURTIN is an Australian President
I love your vids
LOVE THE VIDS KEEP WORKING HARD
This so cool u have a new sub
You are the best actor on UA-cam!
Kyle and Chad are the best
i love how chad gets slapped everytime
Owner: Thanks For The Money For Being A Member
How I knew you were a member: you said the member emojis
Mom
Wow so um this is good 👍🏻
What was that intro 👁👄👁😂😂😂🤣🤣 it was funny
6:46 We need more of Carlos the houseplant!!
Thank you so much for the yawning advice it will be very useful in life (。・ω・。)
I fight off bullies aggressively every month
Yes you tuber right now
4:00 the NPC joke got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🫢🫡it was Greg 😂😂 no I don't like mayonnaise but the hand 👌👏
This feels like a movie theater like Damm my guy thought Taco Bell was star buck. Sorry for the spoiler alert
when kyle roasts chad and slaps chad its so funny!!!!
I said that to annoy YOU !!!!!!!!!!!😂
ROASTED!!
Slap to chad 😂
The fact the last slap I heard it💀
Man chad is going through a hard time everyone’s slapping him
That is a good comeback but I have to tell you something
I like that chad gets slapped a ton
Bro my elementary school had a giant playground with a basket ball court
I love you
8:01 this part is so funny😂😂😂
Yes sir
Bro really got a threat
Bro Chad always get slapped 💀
I have a story:
One time, I had a mean bus driver. So I was putting something in my backpack on the way home. The driver asked what I was doing, I told her I was putting a pencil away. She told me to put it away (literally what I was doing). I acknowledged her, but she flipped out and told me “NO!!!”. I tried to tell her I was sorry, but she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the ride home. At the time, a kid was on FaceTime talking to his friend, and they heard everything that was going on…
lol bahahaahaha
I think this is the best 2:26
Btw my dog is a big bread of loaf to
The first story sounds like me and my fourth grade nemesis Tatum
“Kyle Johnson’s *HAND*”
the guy in the taco bell story prob had dementia
When Kyle slaps Chad that is so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Chewbacca" 💀
Lol im just not hating that moment was funny with ai subtitles
When i was in year 4 at school my teacher asked my class to get a reading book. So I got one from the reading corner, and this is what she said "Orange card" she told me off for doing something that she told me to do
Bro how is he’s cry look so real
I have a story in 6th grade I was taking to my friend and my bully named Martin taped me and I pulled a photo of toad from super Mario and he said “why are you pointing at me” and I turn on the brightness on my computer and everyone laughed at him
Why is every school bully video has a slap
Bruh the hand at 0:53
Bro honestly Kyle is kind of a bully now
Aliens!!!
W kyle
2:44 damm
You need to go start a Netflix series
My favourite word is Uranus yep. The planet Uranus
One day chad will get revenge
5:55 AGAIN AND AGAIN until it stopped
4:01 IT ACUALLY HAPPEND BUT TWIST it was the kid who slapped him
6:36 LOL
My first favourite planet is Neptune. My second favourite one is earth and my third favourite one is he he he he he he he Uranus hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Slap battles in real life:
Chad is just being tortured every day
6:03 old guy died
Nah hes the reason why there instructions on a shampoo bottle
yo can you combine all of this
What is up with you In all the slaps hahhahahaha😂😂😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Bruh Chad always getting slap in the face
"Chewbacka"
Bru-92 is my rolbox guy
The cry tho
Pretty funny name he he he Uranus😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Go Carlos
Why are we here in this life? Why do we die? What will happen to us after death?
Team No Bullies
Preventing kids from saying first
Your not first doe
The kids: SECOND
Unoriginal
Second
They're gonna say it anyway
there use to be one time my and my friend was throwing our pen and hit my eye. It bleed. I was taken to the nurses office and my friend was in detention. but at least were still friends.
0:55 SLAP CHAD