@G0kss There are 2 ways to spell it, principle is a rule, principal is a person in power (typically in a school). Know your facts before you correct someone :)
That’s the whole point of this video When at the end he says I myself got them all wrong It’s because each question has a dirty answer and just a correct one and the first grader isn’t dirty minded like y’all are
I see how you’re confused. So the man steps Into pants (the things you wear) and when dogs do that aggressive breathing with their tongue it’s called a pant. So he’s saying that dogs pant and a man steps into pants. Hope this helped
I was just about to explain but then noticed the *68* like count and as the cultured man I am... It was only but inevitable that I had to give you my blessing. You can thank me later, oh and apparently you didn't need my help since Daniel helped 👍
@@Bloodyfiesta you’re right it’s not a spelling be yet he was trying to prove he was smarter than his sister. If he was, he would know how to use the right then/than
They dont 'make' pants, they 'pant':breathes heavily when out of air..pant and pants are the same spelling with different meanings..hope u know tht now😉💜
“I’ll give a test and if he answers one wrong, he has to go back to class and be quiet” Asks him two questions that I could answer right when I was five
@@suhebmalek1890 I knew a girl who could do multiplication when she was in 1st grade. She was just taught math way earlier by her parents before getting into school.
The principal didn't get the last 4 wrong, he just had different, equally correct, answers.
Oh yeah. Underrated comment
aka the illegal stuff
Like fork
@@haximistic5506 poop is illegal?
Only the dirty minded got the same answers as the principal
"I'm too smart for 1st grade!"
*Spells principal wrong*
@G0kss There are 2 ways to spell it, principle is a rule, principal is a person in power (typically in a school). Know your facts before you correct someone :)
He spelt it twice actually...first time correct second time wrong...maybe he didn't know and just put both of them 😂
@@doctorcrazy279 Lol, maybe!
@G0kss yikesss
@@plsdontbanmeagainyoulibtards there are 2 ways of spelling it incase you didn't see what the other guy said
"What do you have in your pants that i don't have ? "
"Dirty mind activated"💀
💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️
lol xd
😂😂😂😂
Ikr
:o
"What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
My brain: 💀💩
"What do you have in your pants that I don't?"
"A gun"
Lol😂
America be like
Also ps I live in america
@@theramfam4353 don't catch you slipping up
"wrong! back to first grade"
@@izu1525 I think you meant first not firat
My mans moves like he was programmed with 5 animations
Basically like a game wasnt able to load half of the games data and only had a few animations to spare with.
@@greenmechanic9858 cyberpunk moment 😎
r/rareinsults
Lmaoo
I just started programming and he looks like I programmed him
“What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Me: Poo-
Luke: Pants!
Me: Uh yeah pants 😊
SAME
Same
THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dogs poop, people step in it…
Dog pants and people step on it? How does that-
The principal answered f*ck on the last queston 🤣
“If he answers all the questions right he can go into the 3rd grade”
*asks two questions*
Yeah two questions were all the questions, am I missing something or am i gonna get wooshed by a cringy ass redditor?
@@feather799 r/whoosh hehehe
Thats all the questions xD
@@feather799 im guessing he thought it was gonna be more than 2 questions 💀
Haidisjd
"What do you have in your pants that I don't have?"
Me: *"I'd rather not answer that..."*
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A m16 if ya don't shut up
@Fishy Hey, Why is everyone calling me quite kid? I don’t understand also this isn’t a joke people actually call me this!
I have some extra ammo and a knife for knife kills
Money ;)
Principal: "I got the last 4 questions wrong myself"
Luke: Then put me as the principal
“What’s in your pants that i don’t have?
Me: OH NO OH
NO-
"pockets"
me: WHAT POCKET?!
What the cow has 4 and i have 2
*DIRTY MIND ACTIVATED* n
If everyone talked like this in real life I would move to a remote island
Time to end my life
Omg your profile pic 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I hope your pfp is on that remote island so it can eat me alive for ever having to deal with people that talk like this
@@xavarrowww6 gh
same bro.
So he skipped 2 grades for answering 2 math problems?
Mans skipping whole years by doing something that took half a second
I don't support bullying but some people need to be bullied
@@zaid9026 Stopped*
@Kevin Walters Exactly. I probably know lots of math stuff he would be able to answer
@Kevin Walters I wish it exist irl
Lol
Nah the principal was thinking something else 💀
I love how 90% of his audience don’t understand how the last 4 questions can be answered by curse words and be corrected
@Ilovelanguages it was a typo. Instead of “corrected” I meant “correct”
i don't get the curse word for the cow pne
@@ISEONIXI don’t get the dog one 😭
@@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- yeah
@@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist- same
"What start's with F and ends with K?"
Me: fu-
Kid:Firetruck
Me: *I take that back*
Lmao
Same
Same
Same
Same😭
“What does a cow have that I only have two of”
Ik I’m not alone here
Bro same
DEM BIITTIES BOI DA B I T T I E S
That’s the whole point of this video
When at the end he says I myself got them all wrong
It’s because each question has a dirty answer and just a correct one and the first grader isn’t dirty minded like y’all are
We allll thought the same
Not me thinking the same thing 🤚💀
Teacher:”What do you have that I don’t”
Me:”A life…loser”
Teacher:”True-“
Underrated
the first half was literally the first season of young sheldon 😂
Why is that so true lol
"What do u have in ur pants that i dont have?"
Me: ...
Lol same
Me too
D
LMAO SAME I THOUGHT THAT TO-
What-?
“What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
“Pants”
... what
I see how you’re confused. So the man steps Into pants (the things you wear) and when dogs do that aggressive breathing with their tongue it’s called a pant. So he’s saying that dogs pant and a man steps into pants. Hope this helped
Ohhhhhh that makes so much more sense
@@Badabadea you’re welcome
I said shit lmao.
I was just about to explain but then noticed the *68* like count and as the cultured man I am... It was only but inevitable that I had to give you my blessing.
You can thank me later, oh and apparently you didn't need my help since Daniel helped 👍
"What do you have in your pants that I don't have"
My brain: balls
Sammeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I actually thought it was a phone bc that’s what students do and not that many teachers do that ( I’m so innocent lol)
BRO IS THE LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH POV ESCAPING 1-5 IN ONE DAY💀 LUCKY MAN
you can’t joke about being in the first grade because i’m actually starting to believe you
Nice
Lmaoooooooo
😂😂😂😂😭
Best 😂
Yo thats my xbox pfp lmao
“What do you have in your pants that I don’t?”
“Money”
That is what I would say😂
Meat sword
peni-…
Ak47
A gun
Teacher: What starts with an F and ends with a K?
Luke: F word
“What does a dog do that a mean steps into?”
*PANTS*
*what*
What does that mean
@@daveymart4296 It's just the dog feeling hot or uncomfortable.
Legit every one of his fans are little children that didn’t get the joke
I get it and I’m 10
I’m little and I got it lol
@@gigamasteralmas2097 well if your in tenth grade your not a little child
I get it lol
I get it
Kid: *answers all questions right*
Principal: Nvm he can be principal
HE CAN RULE THE WORLD
Subb
Lol
HE CAN OWN THE EARTH
He can be Albert Zweistein
"What do u have in ur pants that i dont have?" Bro I died
“What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
“Pockets”
That was a violation
Bruh I’m not even lying when he said “what’s 3 times 3” I said so confidently “6”
SAME 😀🔫
Saaaame
Me too😂😂
Omg do you know Math
Same 😭🤚
He’s gonna tell these jokes to his grandkids in 53 years
Oddly specific...
Grandkids:lamme joke grandpa #lammecomedy
I don't think a guy like this will ever even land kids
If this kid is an example of our future then none of us will be around in 53 years
Jokes?
“What do you have in your pockets that I dont?”
“A gun”
I was honestly expecting MarkAdams’ “OH GREAT HEAVENS” at the end 😂😂😂😂
I love how this was supposed to be inappropriate but he made it appropriate
Ikr like to do that hes kinda a genius
@@serenabrowne4517 fr
@Hang Cin frrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dang.
What starts with f that ends with k fire truck
"What do you have in your pants that I dont have?"
I expected this to go much differently..
Same 😂
Zipper????
@@honeycake5783 ..you know what I mean.
@@hazzesanimations8212 yeah but the only clean things we can think about are zipper and pockets
Same-
Bro at the end he really said-
“I woke up in a new baggati😈”
I farted
That test that the teacher gave him was just to see if he has a dirty mind 😂😏
Teenager. I'm smart enough to be in the third grade
Lol
Me. I’m smart enough to be done in school. Me. Being dumb as shit
@@williamhanover6179 Same
ý z°○○○0⁹⁰⁹⁰●
I- I- I- I choked on my food.
You know, this just proves he should be in 3rd grade because he's too innocent and young to get those jokes.
Yep
You need to be at least 8 grader
I new what they ment since i was like 6 or 7 lol...
@@Leona-sd4ev 4th
Shouldn’t it be based on intelligence rather than innocence and maturity, at least for something like math, science and English?
"What starts with F and ends with CK?"
me with autism for some reason: "FLAMING DUCK--"
"What do I not have in my pants that you have?"
Me: *sweats*
This is great because I was just thinking bout downloading tik tok but huge thanks to this guy for reminding me why I didn’t do it all these days
Oh yeah yeah
Same
yep
We will stay strong brother
This comment honestly made me laugh
“I got the last 4 questions wrong myself”
Your not alone
I got them correct tho
Dirty Minded like me
You're*
Yeah
You're* CORRECTION
“What start with f and ends with k”
Dirty mind activated
“What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” AYOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂
This guy is too young to be this much of a boomer.
Sad
TRUUUUU
Hey yo don’t be mean
When a boomer is more interesting to watch than you
Yeah
Teacher: What do you have in your pants that i don't have?
Me: Money.
Underrated
This is literally such an underrated comment wtf I’m dying
Ohhhhhhh
Teachers are grossly underpaid, it’s almost criminal.
Teacher: What starts with f and end with k?
Luke Davidson: oh that's easy F**k
Teacher: Detention Now!
All of the teachers questions were dirty 💀
Plot twist: The student was actually an adult who had failed the 1st grade
LMAOOO NOO😭😭😭✋
Going all Adam Sandler lol
😂😂😂
text
AWE NAH FAM 😂😂
“What’s something that you have in your pants that I don’t?”
Me: a d- I mean.. yea pockets..
Lol me to I was thinking the same thing
a duck
😂😂😳
@TipseyniggA no u are ew
Oh a firehoe’s
Me: what’s starts with f and ends with k
My answer. Frick
ITS FU-
"What starts with F and ends with K"
me: Facebook 👁️👄👁️
He gotta be knocked down grades because he's too innocent for the 5th graders
XDDD
Yep true
😐
frfr
*me in fifth grade* IT'S TO TRUE
"Smartass line"
"Smartass line"
"Smartass line"
*Audible gasp*
*Stupid facial expression*
And bright yellow teeth
Every fucking video
True
@@rileyhudson8399 MUST NOT forget the gold yellow teeth
@@4f52 thank you they high key look like 🧀 😂
Teacher:What does a dog do that a man steps into
Kid:Pants
I don't understand
Me neither
Me neither
My third grade questions be like
What is the mass of the sun
“I’m smarter then my sister” he used the wrong then it’s than💀
Bruh-
Lmao
The irony
They used the wrong principal
@@Bloodyfiesta you’re right it’s not a spelling be yet he was trying to prove he was smarter than his sister. If he was, he would know how to use the right then/than
His mom: uses drugs while she’s pregnant. 15 years later:
Edit: thank you so muchhh:) have a great day
😭💀
After 15 years hes still in 1st grade
He looks way older than 15
BAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Lettsss goooo
“Make me the principal”
The Titleist cap gives super POWER
"what do you have in your pants that I don't have"
"Pockets"
**Cries**
Sussss
😤😭
This is a boy thing
GIRLS DESERVE BIGGER POCKETS
😭I had a dress with pockets,but it doesn't fit me anymore..and I don't even know if I have any pants with pockets..😭😭😭
“What starts with f, and ends with k?”
Luke: “Firetruck!”
Me: “Fu-“
nk
Funk
Me too
Fork
Firef**k
Teacher :- "what starts with F and ends with K?"
Me :- fuc-
Luke :- "firetruck"
Me - oh yaa, firetruck😳
Teacher:What starts with *F* and end with *K* ?
Me:I know a word 😉
This dude's hand gestures are more aggressive than a German division on September 1st.
XD
No joke
I don't know if it's the same in other countries,but in my country,school starts on September 1st,hmmmmm 🤔
@@toastgaming7892 look bud, I don't think you got the reference
@@YK-hh7vs WWII?
,,What does a dog do that a man steps in to?"
Him: PANTS
Me: since when do dogs make pants
They dont 'make' pants, they 'pant':breathes heavily when out of air..pant and pants are the same spelling with different meanings..hope u know tht now😉💜
@@teevisha1056 never heard of that word. We say it hyperventilate.
@@bigdub4638 for dogs they don’t hyperventilate. I’m American and we say pant when dogs breathe heavily
@@aaronduncan8044 my issue is how tf do you step into pants-
@@teevisha1056 okayy.. but men don't step into pants (ik u mean dog panting but how am I meant to say it)
Ok the writing of this short is golden
This guy moves like his content feels. Like an aneurysm
Imma search that up real quick
r/rareinsults
Definitely a worthy contender of r/rareinsults. You nearly nuked the guy.
@@failapusgaming2628 Why, thank you. Seeing this was a nice end to my day.
@@HuntsmanStrong Glad to help. I'm just really high, trying to learn how horribly minded my friends are. I think they'll all fail these questions.
Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
Bad kid: Brain cells.
… my answer for that one was brain cells….
@@j-u-l-y13 😆
There is another thing but....i dont wanna say that
U r a girl? Then if you know, u know.
@@mohammadjahangirkabir8059 oh mah gosh so inappropriate-
@@mohammadjahangirkabir8059 what's that
Principal: I'll give him a test
*Asks 2 questions*
SEND HIM TO THE THIRD GRADE
The face at the end is everything.
No.......
"What starts with f and ends with k"
Luke: firetruck
Me: forgets the whole English grammar for a sec
Frank
Fork
A *flock* of birds 😏🐦🐦
Flick
Fu-
(answers two math questions) ah yes, send him to the third grade
Ladies and gentlemen;
Government School
sounds like public school to meh
when the teacher asked him what starts with f and ends with k the first thing i thought of was tthe f word 💀
'He asked ALL my questions right' me: bro IT WAS 2 QUESTIONS!
“What starts with F and ands with K”
Kid: Firetruck
Me: i was gonna say Fork-
I was gonna say flick
And I was gonna say fu
Nk
Y’all’s are genius I was not able to think to that
I thought it was Fork too
He probably doesn’t know what flunk means cuz he’s a genius.
"What do you have in your pants that i dont have?"
Me: a di-
The guy: pockets
Me: oh-
XD
I was thinking the same xd
I was samee-
I wasn’t the only one lmao😂
Same
Bro activated my dirty mind on every question
imagine the teacher had pockets 💀
"What do you have on your pants that I don't have"
Quiet kid: A gun
🤣😂
Watergun
OMG YES QUIET KIDDD
@Tamia Duke who tf asked
@Tamia Duke edglord
If this worked in real life, I would be in 11th grade at age 13.
I know cows have 4 utters but whenever someone asks me that question I still think legs
“What do you have in your pants that I don’t?”
Me: “pen-“
Luke: “pockets!”
Pencil?
@@scarypride525 nah penguin
@@Leafryn_ no no no *person*
@@mlkyra4601 how? "Pen-" = "person"?
@@scarypride525 he said penguin so I decided to say person-
So are we not going to talk about the fact that he spelled “principal” as “principle”
“Looks like it’s back to preschool fo you”
Back to the nursery for him
UA-cam replies in a nutshell
Straight back into the womb
@@alfredasleung straight back into his father
The teacher questions could EASILY be taken WAY out of context!
The face at the end scared the hell out of me
I laughed more at the comments than all of his videos combined
Considering how unoriginal they are that’s hard to believe
@@lauravickery7719 still funnier
@@lauravickery7719 the vid sets a really low-bar
@@lauravickery7719 The expectations set by the video were low.
@@lauravickery7719 the vid is already unoriginal lmfao
The test was literally two questions I think the principal just doesn’t care
Or maybe, and don't quote me if I'm wrong, it's just a TikTok?
@@i.likechocolate it’s a tik tok on youtube shorts
Or he just wants him gone out of his school
Hehe.. i love how serious this statement sounds. Cuz I know its just a joke. 🤣
@@Daniel-ss2kt he forgot he was on UA-cam
'he answered all my questions correctly' he had 2 questions lol
They did such little questions that didn't even need to do with math 😂
Lol
“What starts with F and ends with K?”
Me: *Thinks*
Me: “OHH Fu-“
Kid: FIRETRUCK
Me: ”And this is why I failed English.”
Lmao
Nerd jk
Xd
Lol
I thought of the word "fork."
“I got the last four wrong myself”
*my man*
Roblox Gamer i lowered my volume at that part lol
How did he become principal the student smarter then him-
@@KURXXED_EMERALDZ2834 what
@@kinghaus thanks now I need to go and see what I said
It can be any word, if he does not know any then he's actually dissapointed
I thought it was gonna be the F swear word for a second lol
The principle didn’t get the answers wrong she just got different ones that are equally correct 😂
Teacher: What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?
Me: *nervous sweating*
Ok
😂😂😂
what if the teacher is a man?
Key
?
“I’ll give a test and if he answers one wrong, he has to go back to class and be quiet”
Asks him two questions that I could answer right when I was five
maybe u wont. my 6 yo cousin Counts by fingers when someone asks her 6-1 =?...
Holy shit it's a satirical joke. Do you want him to go on for 10 minutes? I'm convinced that everyone in this comment section has crippling autism.
@@atlanticmetal6001 ok
@@atlanticmetal6001 ok
@@suhebmalek1890 I knew a girl who could do multiplication when she was in 1st grade. She was just taught math way earlier by her parents before getting into school.