Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2023 VOL. 19

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  • @m.j.nicholls
    @m.j.nicholls  10 місяців тому +64

    This will be the last Nick Abbot vs Numpties upload forever on this channel for these reasons:
    Edit: But before that, thanks for all your kind comments about these compilations, I'm happy you enjoyed them.
    1. Since the Tories imploded, the quantity and quality of numpties calling into Nick's show has decreased. This is good for the country, bad for numpty compilations.
    2. Nick tends to speak longer to his regular callers (Mike, Ranjit, etc). If the caller is a listener with material or a numpty, he tends to quickly shut them down and end the calls. Nick no longer engages these callers in a James O'Brien-style interrogation (as with his classic Brexit callers), so the entertainment value of these compilations has slowly diminished. (Along with my interest in compiling them).
    3. The most entertaining parts of Nick's show are his scripted editorials, but I doubt there's enough interest in these for me to bother uploading or compiling them, as you can catch them on the Whole Show uploads.
    Seasons' bleatings,
    MJ

    • @Yungrexy
      @Yungrexy 10 місяців тому +12

      Cheers for all of the uploads M.J. Appreciate the time & effort that you have put in over the years.
      You could just recycle his *'Nick Abbot Habit'* podcast on to UA-cam... They are already edited down & are only available on the Global Player.

    • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
      @colloquialsoliloquy6391 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Yungrexy Three playlists of the Nick Abott Habit are on UA-cam ,plus a lot of his Brexit episodes are on Spotify.

    • @StringaBell17
      @StringaBell17 10 місяців тому +7

      End of an era. Thank you for all the effort much Appreciated. Merry Christmas.

    • @FamRutz
      @FamRutz 10 місяців тому +7

      I’m sad about that but understand. Thank you for what you do. I get so much out of your videos and appreciate you!

    • @Vodosolly
      @Vodosolly 10 місяців тому +6

      Thanks for the hours and hours of entertainment, M.J. I've listened to these religiously over the last few years, so it is a shame to see them go downhill. I'll just wait for the next impending disaster this country throws at us. The numpties will be back out in full force eventually.

  • @TotalAlchemy
    @TotalAlchemy 10 місяців тому +26

    This is one for the evening with a glass of rum, thankyou for the entertaining videos as always & to anyone reading this i wish you an excellent christmas & heres to a brighter future.

  • @robpoole3437
    @robpoole3437 10 місяців тому +21

    A vegan sausage roll is this what we’ve come to in this country ! I couldn’t stop laughing at that lol

  • @brianharris7243
    @brianharris7243 10 місяців тому +19

    The Gregg's Scandal- WTF has what a random stranger eats to do with you David?

    • @chloehayllar6195
      @chloehayllar6195 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamesb9448
      @jamesb9448 10 місяців тому +4

      He’s offended that someone else tries to minimise the suffering they cause as that reminds him of his cognitive dissonance.

    • @ghamandlupinwalkingtours
      @ghamandlupinwalkingtours 10 місяців тому

      Poor little upset snowflake. Not sure how he gets through life being as offended as easily as that, and then running home like Charlie Bucket to ring national radio to tell everyone about it. Very "woke" of him (by his astoundingly incorrect definition of the word)

    • @johnchrysostomou9417
      @johnchrysostomou9417 10 місяців тому

      He was a stereotype. Gullible Gamon .

  • @nealhalfpenny415
    @nealhalfpenny415 10 місяців тому +25

    The first call.
    Just beyond belief.

  • @scottbaughman
    @scottbaughman 10 місяців тому +8

    Thanks for all the great listening hours! Thank you from Canada

  • @jamisbillson4872
    @jamisbillson4872 10 місяців тому +12

    Happy Christmas MJ. And a massive thank you. I listen to your JOB and NB videos at night when going to sleep.

  • @lucylooandtegantoo
    @lucylooandtegantoo 10 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for your service MJ. Had a really tough year and your compilations have brought me joy. Thank you. Happy New Year to you. X

  • @pressuredrop6173
    @pressuredrop6173 10 місяців тому +9

    English exceptionalism is alive and well. It's no surprise that the people of Scotland and Wales want their independence.

    • @TomBartram-b1c
      @TomBartram-b1c 10 місяців тому

      Scotland might but even Plaid Cymru doesn't "currently" support indy.

    • @filthyclown8033
      @filthyclown8033 8 місяців тому

      Most of England want independence from these idiots too 😄

  • @TheDoctor881
    @TheDoctor881 8 місяців тому +2

    As Nick always said "Woodwork Squeaks, out come the freaks"

  • @youcantno3963
    @youcantno3963 9 місяців тому +1

    Thanks to Nick for all his service having to put up with these very week.
    Week in week out every year. It’s enough to drive any sane individual round the bend!
    I’m surprised he’s lasted this long.
    Nick you’re a legend and always make me laugh on the way home after a late shift ✊🏾🫡

  • @raypickles537
    @raypickles537 10 місяців тому +8

    Confucius says, it´s like talking to bricks. What about civil servants in Greggs eating vegan sausage rolls.

  • @bazzahun
    @bazzahun 10 місяців тому +9

    Good job MJ, love these😂

  • @PaddyMacWorld
    @PaddyMacWorld 10 місяців тому +7

    I bought a vegan sausage roll from Greggs. Does that mean I’m woke?
    I didn’t really like it!
    Does that mean I’m not woke?
    I think if I put some brown sauce on it I might have liked it!
    If I did and I liked it would that make me woke?
    I had a coffee with cows milk!
    Does that mean I’m not woke?
    If I had almond milk would that make me woke?
    I just want a coffee with a sausage roll.

    • @cozza1996
      @cozza1996 5 місяців тому

      It's hilarious how people will go about their lives getting that upset over a roll that they have to call up a radio station about it.
      Think we call that "living rent free" in their head :p

  • @OOvki
    @OOvki 10 місяців тому +2

    Thanks for all your work M.J. . All the best for the future

  • @poox8362
    @poox8362 10 місяців тому +2

    Thank you, M J Nicolls for all the work you do. I will miss your compilations but I understand. Have a wonderful Christmas and the best of new years.

  • @carolcoats6658
    @carolcoats6658 10 місяців тому +2

    Thank you from Pennsylvania

  • @Yungrexy
    @Yungrexy 10 місяців тому +6

    *"Oh Hello"*
    Signing off in style there with one last chuckle :D

  • @onlychangeiscertain
    @onlychangeiscertain 10 місяців тому +7

    “What is woke?”
    - “ordering a vegan sausage roll”. wtf?
    Clearly a danger to society.

    • @shaneheff5244
      @shaneheff5244 10 місяців тому

      Yes worse than the war in Gaza. Need to get the UN involved.

    • @JohnHollyoak-vx6pn
      @JohnHollyoak-vx6pn 10 місяців тому +1

      Definitely a Brexit voter!

  • @paulj978
    @paulj978 10 місяців тому +4

    Confucius say “he who forces someone to like bricks, makes a bricklayer”.

    • @Yungrexy
      @Yungrexy 10 місяців тому +2

      He then argued to make them interested in architecture, and then strive to be a bricklayer & not an architect. Genius.

  • @DavisJ-ln6fw
    @DavisJ-ln6fw 10 місяців тому +5

    So being anti woke apparently means being so fragile you storm out of Greggs in a huff over a sausage roll and these people call other people snowflakes.

  • @randyschwaggins
    @randyschwaggins 10 місяців тому +4

    What a marvellous collection of utter mentals 😂

  • @MrDesmondPot
    @MrDesmondPot 10 місяців тому +11

    I love how he never asks how the caller is and how it irritates some of them.

  • @brianferguson7840
    @brianferguson7840 10 місяців тому +6

    God but I miss Brian from Stockton on tees.

    • @nvna1111
      @nvna1111 10 місяців тому +2

      Be honest is it you

    • @brianferguson7840
      @brianferguson7840 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nvna1111
      Oddly, no. But I am from the north east and I can certainly say that the other Brian is not from Stockton, he is from Hartlepool. And with that accent, probably the Headland.

  • @kcat80
    @kcat80 10 місяців тому +2

    lmao at that guy walking out of greggs in protest against the idea of someone ordering a vegan sausage roll, wtf 😂

  • @NamesakeMusic92
    @NamesakeMusic92 10 місяців тому

    I have loved washing these vids, great zob MJ!
    Now time to apply for my weesa and go on holiday to avoid thinking about my financial ruin.

  • @jean-marcknight8816
    @jean-marcknight8816 10 місяців тому +1

    1st caller: If woke are everywhere, where does the fed up with wokeness majority comes from ? 🤔

  • @johnchrysostomou9417
    @johnchrysostomou9417 10 місяців тому

    Merry xmas MJ .
    Thanks for this .🙏

  • @shaofro8567
    @shaofro8567 10 місяців тому

    This was essential work and I'm greatful for it. Take a bow son! Also, it'll be sad to see these go but at least it shows things are going in the right direction.

  • @aviduke
    @aviduke 10 місяців тому

    merry Xmas and thanks for the final upload

  • @StringaBell17
    @StringaBell17 10 місяців тому +3

    Wishing you a merry christmas and a happy Jonathan from Harrow

  • @colloquialsoliloquy6391
    @colloquialsoliloquy6391 10 місяців тому +3

    Up there with Top Gear and The Overlap as entertainment over the last decade , from Brian to Phil ,Haaallo Jane, Brendan from Belfast, Raj ,the angry bloke selling eggs from an ice cream truck, to of course Jonathan.
    Everything fades ,but Nick had one hell of a streak from 15-23

    • @knshinn2
      @knshinn2 8 місяців тому

      Don't forget Humphrey, you RAT!

  • @IanStewartDFTBA
    @IanStewartDFTBA 10 місяців тому

    The "Oh hellooo" at the end is perfect and let's me hold on to a sliver of hope for the return of the Numpties one day in the misty future. I was actually sad when this one ended, just sat there for a bit. Certainly the end of an era. I really do hope to see more from you in the future, M.J.! Your musical taste, your taste in cartoons, and your taste in calls are all unparalleled. You've built a lovely little community here and I hope that it will still continue in some form (you clipping the good editorials, JO'B comps, of course, maybe the odd mini comp of some callers or some such. things like that!) And of course, thanking you as always, MJ :) 💜

  • @wendyarcher5533
    @wendyarcher5533 10 місяців тому +1

    The Stranglers, brilliant!

  • @callummc1988
    @callummc1988 10 місяців тому +1

    Nick is a saint for spending his Friday and Saturday nights talking to the sort of people who "get political" after a couple of drinks

  • @jim122
    @jim122 10 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas everyone
    What a Christmas Present!

  • @KateronaOne
    @KateronaOne 10 місяців тому +1

    Fancy leaving Greggs upset because someone bought one of their products.

  • @albertmoss1
    @albertmoss1 10 місяців тому +3

    Woke in Gregg's?! The Daily Star of high street food vendors ffs

  • @Gary-le7dz
    @Gary-le7dz 10 місяців тому

    Nick Abbott Is brilliant , his “ because that’s what Jesus would do “ on cuts for the poor made by people who spout there faith just nails it

  • @UnboxedtvNet
    @UnboxedtvNet 10 місяців тому +4

    I cant understand the hatred behind the Greggs Vegan Sausage Roll its not like they removed the regular one so it doesnt effect any one else what so ever. People use "woke" and they have no idea what it actually means, its woke for a company to recognize a gap in the market then?

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 10 місяців тому

      Listen, until they make the green cartoon iteratin of M&Ms sexy again, I will continue to hate the woke!

    • @MrDesmondPot
      @MrDesmondPot 10 місяців тому +1

      Woke = something irritating and confusing to a plank.

    • @jamesb9448
      @jamesb9448 10 місяців тому

      You’d be surprised how often we get dirty looks ordering the less harmful option in all sorts of places. Sometimes people even feel the need to comment that they’re going to redouble their efforts to kill more animals.

  • @kilgoretrout413
    @kilgoretrout413 10 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas 🎄 everyone ❤

  • @martinobrien7110
    @martinobrien7110 10 місяців тому +2

    First Caller , Hard of Thinking .

  • @geoffersonairplane9338
    @geoffersonairplane9338 9 місяців тому

    Humphrey from Wimbledon at 19.54 is my new favourite LBC caller ever.

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams 10 місяців тому +1

    Sometimes, it’s not that the world has “gone woke”, so much as those “asleep” have just “gone old”. Sometimes a young person is just a young person & if they get to do what they like, then the previous generations can look on with pride instead of envy. Time doesn’t turn back the other way & tradition is just peer pressure from the dead.

    • @jeffsimon9594
      @jeffsimon9594 10 місяців тому

      Indeed the Long March has gone excellently comrade

  • @raypickles537
    @raypickles537 10 місяців тому +2

    God help us, vegan sausage rolls have taken over the world. Space the final frontier, send Mr Spock to Rwanda.

  • @ghamandlupinwalkingtours
    @ghamandlupinwalkingtours 10 місяців тому +2

    That first caller, he sure sounded easily offended didn't he? He very much fits his own bizarre definition of "woke".

  • @cowbanchalam9725
    @cowbanchalam9725 10 місяців тому +1

    Re the "we're full" argument.
    The doddery old dear in the (very old) Ladykillers movie raised a similar argument when discussing the possibility of aliens coming to Earth.
    Must be part of the English (I say that specifically) psyche

  • @miked5814
    @miked5814 10 місяців тому +1

    OMG!!!!!!!! A vegan sausage roll?? How could that man?? Has he no shame?? This is the end of the UK. A man ordered lunch, the whole country is in peril of being lost forever!!!!

  • @Thanos1908
    @Thanos1908 10 місяців тому

    THANK YOU!

  • @MartinJames389
    @MartinJames389 10 місяців тому +1

    I also live in Hackney and am sad that one of your numpties does, too. What's wrong with multiple languages being heard on the bus? How many of those languages does Mr Numptie recognise? I can't identify all of them, but try to learn to spot more of them. When you recognise the language, it's short step to learn more of its culture. About 18 months ago, I heard Gàidhlig being spoken in Hackney by teo women in the 40s. Not a language I expected to hear here, I must say, so it was a special joy. I like hearing Francophone Africans. I can understand their French better than that of most French people! I think it's the equal stress which helps partial / forgotten a lot French speakers like me. What is tghe second language of Hackney? A lot of Turkish is spoken, but I think it has to be Yiddish. I guess Mr Numptie must have the screaming abdabs if he passes through Stamford Hill. What a miserable, small-minded person he is!

  • @captaininsulin2154
    @captaininsulin2154 6 місяців тому

    I just learned you can use a samurai sword to slice a piece of smoked salmon off of a live fish...

  • @taco8512
    @taco8512 8 місяців тому

    I love that the first caller called vegan sausage rolls woke, and then got so offended. He walked out 😂 what a snowflake

  • @Kim1978222
    @Kim1978222 10 місяців тому +1

    Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life...that is a good expression btw

    • @manoutoftime9057
      @manoutoftime9057 10 місяців тому +1

      Unattainable for most people unfortunately.

  • @soapytowel1565
    @soapytowel1565 8 місяців тому

    Nick, I think you should insist on your callers undergoing a breatherlyser test before allowing them to get through to you!

  • @squibys2262
    @squibys2262 10 місяців тому +1

    The lady calling about the inheritance on her dads house needs to do what the rich do. They never pay tax on generational wealth, just look at the queens estate. Seriously there are perfectly legal methods and probably even better ones if they pay someone to help. Also if you look at the cumulative inflation in his 60year ownership you may find actually he gained very little and thats how inflation is theft in every sense.

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 10 місяців тому

      You have absolutely no clue what youre talking about.

    • @squibys2262
      @squibys2262 10 місяців тому

      @@Ryattt81 about inheritance tax or inflation? Englighten me then, happy to hear otherwise.

  • @phillydavison
    @phillydavison 10 місяців тому

    Nicks end of year A to Z is compulsive listening.

  • @shoxx48
    @shoxx48 10 місяців тому +1

    I genuinely don't understand the hatred towards vegans

  • @stigmaone5659
    @stigmaone5659 10 місяців тому

    I’m still trying to figure out what the woman was talking about with the “toxic summer” haha kept expecting it to go to climate change but it was just about the weather!

  • @MrTomr316
    @MrTomr316 10 місяців тому

    Really laughed at the guy who is anti woke then got really offended when someone ordered a sausage roll that is different to the one he orders 😂😂😂

  • @robertjsmith
    @robertjsmith 5 місяців тому

    How can you hurt a vegan sausage roll’s feelings,it’s woke gone mad

  • @annhutchison4409
    @annhutchison4409 10 місяців тому

    Up, are you getting on we’re good right right oh yes oh yeah yeah

  • @perirgensolsson3673
    @perirgensolsson3673 10 місяців тому +1

    Nick if i apply for a political asylin england,do you think I can get them to put me on one of this carribian cruise ship instead of bibbi while im waiting?

  • @jamisbillson4872
    @jamisbillson4872 7 місяців тому +1

    Northwich is a woke desert!!! NA is a genius

  • @Yungrexy
    @Yungrexy 10 місяців тому +1

    Humphry is real, although he seems like a bad Harry Enfield character he is unsuprisingly a canditate for one of those fringe right wing nutter parties.

  • @raypickles537
    @raypickles537 10 місяців тому +1

    Some people´s garden are full of cat sh*t, I´ll pass on that idea. Forget the news, what´s wrong with talking about vegan sausage rolls or woke food as it´s known.
    I give up, God help you, you´re doing a good job Nick as Humphrey says.

  • @reknakfarg7252
    @reknakfarg7252 10 місяців тому

    The Buddhist guy is a troll, glory be to him

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 8 місяців тому

    I reckon that first caller is a joker. And quite a funny one. Hates snowflakes but walks out of Gregg's because he can't handle the idea of a vegan sausage roll? Yeah, joke caller.

  • @Rakshasa1986
    @Rakshasa1986 7 місяців тому

    1:49:45 Megan, what is best in life?...

  • @YourTripleScorpio
    @YourTripleScorpio 10 місяців тому

    Ultramaroon is Josh?

  • @cheltersful
    @cheltersful 10 місяців тому

    Vegan sausage roll?!! Disgraceful. I wonder how life is in Wokingham these days?😏

  • @YourTripleScorpio
    @YourTripleScorpio 10 місяців тому

    Folsom Prison Blues??

  • @estellekostanza7874
    @estellekostanza7874 10 місяців тому

    \o/

  • @YourTripleScorpio
    @YourTripleScorpio 10 місяців тому

    Josh is an imbezzler?

  • @stuartparker6838
    @stuartparker6838 10 місяців тому +1

    The quainty has dissapted because nick only talks to sycophantic fans.rose ranjid mike to name a few. It is boring now.

    • @Ryattt81
      @Ryattt81 10 місяців тому +6

      He talks to people who call in. Its a 3 hour show 3 days a week. You obviously dont listen to it.

    • @fod2011
      @fod2011 10 місяців тому

      How quaint

    • @stuartparker6838
      @stuartparker6838 10 місяців тому

      @@fod2011 you showed what a fuck wit you are

  • @austenj4539
    @austenj4539 10 місяців тому +1

    You hit the fail on the head, Nick,, when you state that the silent majority is subject to the vocal minority.
    You disgust me and I have no clue why both you and James O'B dislike the country you were both born in in.
    I note that both of you fail to provide any solution to your linked 'ilks'.

    • @zedmann1680
      @zedmann1680 10 місяців тому +2

      How could you love a country where you are allowed vegan sausage rolls?

    • @kezzert21
      @kezzert21 10 місяців тому +2

      Yawn!

  • @jamisbillson4872
    @jamisbillson4872 7 місяців тому

    3:47 he's almost right.

  • @rob-c.
    @rob-c. 10 місяців тому

    Imagine giving a company that SELLS vegan sausage rolls your hard earned money, but leaving in a huff because someone else simply buys one 🫣