You playin chicken with a chicken, you might lose is a bar. Rob be sneaking them in 🤣 It never ceases to amaze me how CP thinks…I bet no one said their favorite color sky is a Tsunami Sky🤣🤣🤣🤣
So I found about CP through the his Texas A&U skits. Those episodes were theeee funniest thing ever. I would go to the adult swim website and watch then over and over at work. Seriously needed to be a show
Man I was having a bad morning the other day and accidentally came across both y’all specials back to back and had me rolling dawg 😂😂😂 so good to see y’all dudes coming together y’all funny asf
Dope collab! And it’s for me literally eating a Jersey Mike’s Italian sub while watching this. Had no idea there would be product placement. 😂 Update: SNL did a Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles animated short a few years back. Pretty good, but obviously CP would go off in his version.
Ay CP, how long you’ve been spying on me fam😂😂?? I was an iMMACulate thief as a kid lmao. I stole my big cousin’s Future Trunks toy from his house. and made both of my mama and pops think they bought it 😭. I told pops “hey, mama bought me this” and told her the opposite . But I got caught cause he snitched. My auntie called and I got my ass whooped. He’s a snitch only cause he stole my Robin from Batman and Robin (1997). I stole one of his neighborhood homies’ G shocks too when I got older.
A black Superman exist and his name is Calvin Ellis. He is also the president of the United States as well. DC leaned all the way in with the Black Superman… we gotta go above and beyond the call of duty just to be an alien superhero in a fictional cartoon universe.
@19:42 I was a "Stealer" when I was through the ages of 12-15. I used to sell the stuff to my schoolmates. I was like a Hood RobinHood. I was so good that it took the store owner years to figure it out from video footage, Lol. I retired at the age of 15
Yep, we NEED the Rob and CP sitcom, movie, album, web series - SOME'N! 🐛 👀 🐛 👀 🐛 👀 @RobHaZepresents x @ComedianCP = #purecomedy #TheInconsistentPodcast #CPWasHereTour #Hazeopedia #Frontin #listenable #drivingpod #adhdrelief
Rob, you don't even understand how happy I am you got CP on the show!
I clicked on so fast!
YOU TOOK THE WORDS FROM MY MOUTH!!
CP...... the brain of a SUPER creative😂😂😂
CP is a fool no matter where he goes. He's slowly becoming one of my favourite comedians.
I’m glad to see Rob laughing just as hard as me when CP goes on his rants 😂
Same . Not even 10 mins in and Rob and I are simultaneously dying
😅She wants u....Stop Playing....Imma hit her up.... U want sum Angel Dust???🤣🤣🤣
Yes, Rob please do The CP Podcast!!!!!
I second this!
CP is honestly wild and I love it. You two together are another level.
#Villains
Bruh, that It Takes Two breakdown was f'ing hilarious!!🤣🤣🤣
I've been waiting for this episode, Rob Haze and C.P. Always Right On Time ⏲️ 👌 💯 🙌
I laughed so hard as I expected to as soon as I saw CP’s face. This conversation was so off the rails and the most random topics. So good.
CP is a fucking genius man. That tour idea is brilliant.
You just have to sit back and let CP cook lol. Bro said "I didn't even get lettuce, I'm not rude."
We need a Rob Haze + CP podcast weekly. The wealth of sarcasm is cosmic. Masterful.
No quest has made Rob laugh so much😂😂😂. Love CP's mind.
this is a random pod im super happy just popped up 🤣
The slap boxing Jesus with holes in his hands omg 😂😂😂😂
Yall I am CRYING!!😭😭😭💀 This man just made himself God and answered some prayers on a speaker phone after doing a line of coke‼️🤣🤣😭😭😭
"You know how fast those slaps come with a hole in your hand?" Yooooo!🤣🤣🤣Why does CP's mind work like that?
Cp crazy as hell 😭
“You know how fast them slaps come with a hole in your hand?”😂😂😂
I would love to see CP and Rob in a buddy movie
You playin chicken with a chicken, you might lose is a bar. Rob be sneaking them in 🤣
It never ceases to amaze me how CP thinks…I bet no one said their favorite color sky is a Tsunami Sky🤣🤣🤣🤣
CP is a beast. This an instant classic. The Black super hero topic was so true.
So I found about CP through the his Texas A&U skits. Those episodes were theeee funniest thing ever. I would go to the adult swim website and watch then over and over at work. Seriously needed to be a show
CP is in the running for your Best episode so far!
He needsa rock rn😂😂😂😂😂Slaps come fast😂😂😂😂.
This podcast has been weirdly consistent lately...
Rob was standing in his room with his toys like Andy tryna decide between Woody and Buzz.
@RobHaZepresents this comment is waaaaay too funny after last Sunday's live chat experience 😅
2 of my favorite comedians
Y’all two me make me laugh and think uncontrollably keep it going!! love this podcast!!
Man I was having a bad morning the other day and accidentally came across both y’all specials back to back and had me rolling dawg 😂😂😂 so good to see y’all dudes coming together y’all funny asf
If there was ever two people you'd want to smoke a blunt with...
He wild as fuck for eating a Jimmy John's sandwich😂😂😂
His name is Rob Base, of course it's crack 😂
My new favorite podcast ❤
You know how fast those slaps come with holes in your hand😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I don't care what Rob Haze is in or on. I'm watching just for THE LAUGH!! 🤣😂
👏🏾👏🏾Consistently Inconsistent 💯love some CP!
Perfect timing! Just had me a little 🌬️🌬️
Man I love cp! Michigan stand up!💚
CP locks us in for the ride 6:02 😂😂😂
This is the pair I been waiting on ❤❤👏👏
😂😂😂 telling Jesus his pops on drugs is crazy, but pure comedy
Bro embodied his inner red grant with the laughs 😂😂😂
not slap boxing Jesus my stomach
Hearing CP eat his sandwich made me want one.
This was such a great, funny episode! Would like to see more of you two together!
Four tops vs the temptations was hard. "NO PAUSE.....IM 40!" FUCK THAT!
Damn I was born the year Star Wars came out!!!
the sound effect he made for getting slapped with a hole in your hand took me out .
I’m trying real tears 😂😂😂
CP!!!! My boy this a must watch
THROW THEM MFIN EYES UP 👀 C PEEPS IN THE BUILDING🎉
Cp might be the funniest person I don’t know personally
Just found this podcast, hilarious. The mind of. CP
CP was here!!!
“WAIT! NO!” 😂😂😂
“Dark and stormy … It fixes our homeless problem . It washes them down the street.”
🤣🤣🤣 went over my whole inventory and we have no hoes!
love this ,
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! 🙃😊😇🙏🏾❤🖤💚💛🤴🏾🐜👨🏾🎨👨🏾🚀🧙🏾♂️🌍💪🏾
Was literally gonna comment get CP on your latest upload 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Ive been meaning to watch this when i smoke. I just keep forgetting. This shit hilarious though
Rob Haze, Bob Blaze, C.P. & Rob Base! 💪🏾✌🏾👏
That’s out of sight
12:27 @comediancp .yet another setup that would translate perfectly on a big stage 🔥 shit was genius
Ayee Rob & CP!👀👀👀
CP that Pilot is GOLD bruh 🤣😂 I just watched it, 10 seconds in im dying laughing. shit like Talledega Nights meets Ted Lasso.. "A-Gotdamn-Man" LMAO!
I'll watch anything with CP
This is an 80s baby gem guys
I know he can’t say it but I saw him on Run the World!
Dope collab! And it’s for me literally eating a Jersey Mike’s Italian sub while watching this. Had no idea there would be product placement. 😂
Update: SNL did a Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles animated short a few years back. Pretty good, but obviously CP would go off in his version.
Hurry up and get to COBBS CP 😂🎉
Rob you stay having me rolling Shout out to cp let's get it.
Two of the best I. The game 🔥
Ay CP, how long you’ve been spying on me fam😂😂?? I was an iMMACulate thief as a kid lmao. I stole my big cousin’s Future Trunks toy from his house. and made both of my mama and pops think they bought it 😭. I told pops “hey, mama bought me this” and told her the opposite
. But I got caught cause he snitched. My auntie called and I got my ass whooped. He’s a snitch only cause he stole my Robin from Batman and Robin (1997). I stole one of his neighborhood homies’ G shocks too when I got older.
A black Superman exist and his name is Calvin Ellis. He is also the president of the United States as well. DC leaned all the way in with the Black Superman… we gotta go above and beyond the call of duty just to be an alien superhero in a fictional cartoon universe.
I have always said rob base was smoking bones playing a glass horn 😂
cp make the show his on every podcast
@19:42 I was a "Stealer" when I was through the ages of 12-15. I used to sell the stuff to my schoolmates. I was like a Hood RobinHood. I was so good that it took the store owner years to figure it out from video footage, Lol. I retired at the age of 15
Yessir ✊🏾✊🏾
Yep, we NEED the Rob and CP sitcom, movie, album, web series - SOME'N!
🐛 👀 🐛 👀 🐛 👀
@RobHaZepresents x @ComedianCP = #purecomedy
#TheInconsistentPodcast
#CPWasHereTour
#Hazeopedia
#Frontin
#listenable
#drivingpod
#adhdrelief
I thought every man had experienced a ball in the stomach…or maybe it’s everyone but Rob 🤔
What if God left mushrooms for cavemen by mistake.. he was doing laundry 🧺 and they fell out of it’s robe.
I was born the year Jordan was drafted to the bulls
Indigo children born between the mid 80's and early 90's
Dawg this nigga CP lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Click on everything whenever CP name comes uo
😂😂😂😂 CP
Oooh I know this episode gone be good
Rob & CP 😈
Missy Elliot wrote and produced Ravens music
The first 47 seconds was a SUPER PAUSE ⏸️🚫🛑🧱
Rob robs
✌🏾
Don’t forget smitty
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀❤
👀👀👀👀👀
jjj still can’t stay out of foul trouble that’s one of his biggest flaws to date
Is a male Blerd only valued when he is rich and famous?
Black ppl Love eating on podcasts and interviews, smackin' all on the mic nshit...smhlol
TF is up wit that