Son, I Don't Have a Gambling Addiction

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  • @leshalesha9404
    @leshalesha9404 Рік тому +425

    A beautiful example of an episode. Today, Bread Boys are going to teach us about gambling which is a heavily controversial topic. Let's all take a deeper look into the episode and find the hidden meaning Bread Boys wanted to share with us.
    The episode starts with Son walking down the stairs while also mentioning the night he had, judging by the tone of his voice, the night was fairly pleasant, but I may be wrong. As he reaches the the bottom, he spots Uncle who is peacefully sitting on the couch, covered in blankets. Son greets his uncle, and the latter friendly waves his hand in response to his nephew. The heretic is understandably surprised by the mere presence of Uncle, commenting that he is "Out of walls now, apparently". Son turns around to see that cat videos are playing on TV, which Son doesn't find as surprising as Uncle's existence.
    Father shows up, telling his son that he has good news. Son isn't that happy to see his father though, and wonders why Father is walking in such an odd way. The crusader starts to throw the money on the floor, boasting about it. Son, however, doesn't share the enthusiasm and thinks that the bills are fake. Father is quick to disprove this hypothesis, telling his son that the money is very much indeed real. The heretic still doesn't believe his dad. Father says that he made a jackpot, that he hit big. Hearing that his father gambled, doesn't fill our protagonist with joy. But in contrast to Son's displeasure, Father takes pride in the fact that he gambled. Son redirects his anger to Uncle, demanding to turn off the music that started playing a few seconds ago. Uncle politely refuses to follow Son's request and points a gun at the heretic. This action quickly puts Son back in his place and with Father offering Son to go to the kitchen, our protagonist backs off and our duo leaves the living room.
    As Bread Boys reach their destination, Father once again starts bragging about the money he possesses and proclaiming how rich he is. Son adds in a comment, saying that they are rich. There is an awkward silence between the two until Father avoids Son's words by saying how glad he is about not giving up on his dreams of becoming the world's best gambler. Father then mentions the loans he has taken out which shocks Son and makes him want to know how much loans Father has taken out. Father replies by saying "More than I could count.". The crusader then proceeds to say how he is built different, how 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big, and that he is the 1% who never gives up. I have to say, Father's speech burst me into tears, the pure dedication Father has in his blood is astonishing. Father then says how others say that he is addicted to gambling, but in reality, gambling is addicted to Father and it is the crusader who can quit any time he wants. Huge respect for Father for never giving up. Son tries to see new opportunities and says that with all that money they can pay off the IRS now. We all know Father's opinion about giving money to the IRS and instead proposes Son to just move to a different country and tells his son to pack his bags. Father tells Son about a nice mansion he bought, which blows the heretic's mind off. The crusader doesn't know where the mansion is, but it doesn't matter to him, because the mansion is still the mansion. As Father once again sends Son to pack his bags, the protagonist tries to take the bills lying on the floor which Father doesn't take lightly.
    The next shot shows Son packing everything important (to him) while talking to himself about how they haven't even lived for a full year in this house and are already moving out. As Son is finished, he approaches his dad telling him that he is ready. Father replies rudely, saying that he doesn't speak broke. This short moment shows us the true extent of Father's ego he got from becoming this rich, or maybe the power of gambling only helped to expose Father's true nature. Whatever it might be, this short scene truly shows us that Fahter is indeed Walter White. Anyway, Son makes sure to tell his dad that they share this money, the crusader doesn't give a normal response, he only gives a short giggle. Then Father lists the two things that come with the commitment to gambling. The first thing is enjoying the sweet nicotine, saying that it is just a single puff and nothing beyond. Son asks if Father is sure about that and the crusader responds positively about it. The second thing is depression and as Father says "Money can fix neither of those". Father then stands up and says that he will be right now. The protagonist is confused about this, he thought that they would be moving out right at that moment. It later revealed that Father didn't pack his bags and instead was going to go buy a Ferrari. Son mentions Father's incompetence in driving. Father calls Son foolish, saying that the Italian mafia doesn't care and the only thing they want is to see that money. Son is still confused about the whole situation but lets Father go, the latter throws the money away as he walks away. Son is left alone in the kitchen, processing what just happened.
    Seven hours have passed and Son wonders where his dad might be. He checks his bag to make sure he has everything and during that, our beloved crusader comes back. Judging by his walk alone, we can say that something bad happened. Son greets his dad and says that he didn't hear the Ferarra pulling in. Father ignores those words as he sits at the table and slams his face on the wood. Son picks off that something is wrong and starts questioning Father if there is something wrong with the car. Father then makes eye contact with his son and tells the truth. He didn't go to buy the Ferrari, he went to the casino. Hearing that, Son gets disappointed by Father's actions. The crusader continues with his speech, saying that he lost. Our protagonist tries to be optimistic, asking how much money the crusader lost, hoping that there is still something left. Father tries to answer but gets interrupted mid-sentence by Son who now asks how much money Father initially won. The crusader quietly responds that initially, he had 1.2 billion. Son is stunned and asks again, wanting to make sure he heard that correctly. Father loudly answers again, saying that he had a billion, with the B. Son is understandably angry at his dad, Father tries to explain himself but doesn't get the chance because Son doesn't let him. The heretic starts lecturing his dad about the whole situation and after a short outburst, Father says that he can't just quit, which is ironic if we remember what Father said earlier. Son tries to give his dad a wake-up call, but Father being Father he says that 99% of gamblers quit before they hit big, ending the episode.
    It is a great episode as usual. It is nice to once again analyze the Bread Boys lore after a long time of not doing so. I would like to give huge respect to Father for not giving up on gambling. In gambling there is no such thing as losing, there is only winning and quitting. You might lose some money, but it doesn't mean you lose, it means you must continue to hit big. As one legend has said, "Never back down, never give up". As a fellow gambler myself, I want to say that gambling is epic. And Father, if you are reading this, I would like to invite you to gamble with me in Team Fortress 2 Mann Vs Machine for the golden frying pan. We both can become the best gamblers of all time.

  • @BreadBoys
    @BreadBoys  Рік тому +1323

    i wish those $100 bills were real

  • @seanbrown2294
    @seanbrown2294 Рік тому +322

    As a Truckstop Employee, I can confirm that gambling addictions are not too far off from how father is reacting here.

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Рік тому +449

    I love the fact that they don’t pretend the fake money is real in the script, son outright calls them out as props 😂

    • @DickWeinerUSA
      @DickWeinerUSA Рік тому +8

      At first, I figured they would be "Hillary-Three-Dollar-Bills." But after seeing Ben's face...

  • @darknight8757
    @darknight8757 Рік тому +159

    ''99% of the gamblers quit before their big win''-Father 2023

  • @Bardia006plus1
    @Bardia006plus1 Рік тому +83

    3:05 son is so powerful that he doesn't even need a watch to know what time it is.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 Рік тому +9

      Father doesn't need a watch either. HE decides what time it is.

  • @BillyBob-tr5cv
    @BillyBob-tr5cv Рік тому +65

    “Depression *🤷‍♂️* money can’t fix niether of those,”
    Got me dead. The way he just accepts the fact that he will be depressed his entire life and winning from gambling is the only nanosecond where he won’t feel depressed is funny and even more depressing. Bro got peak comedy.

  • @sawyerjohnston2544
    @sawyerjohnston2544 Рік тому +72

    The IRS are sure coming back for father after this

    • @vellinghem2187
      @vellinghem2187 Рік тому +10

      If Black Dynamite couldn’t escape the IRS neither could father unfortunately.

    • @EmperorKai72
      @EmperorKai72 2 місяці тому +1

      Even the joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

  • @THE_TOMCROWELL
    @THE_TOMCROWELL Рік тому +188

    “Son, I’m built different.”
    - Father, 2023
    “What did you say, Son? I don’t speak ‘broke’.”
    - also Father, 2023

  • @hcansahin
    @hcansahin Рік тому +49

    uncle greeting somebody? that's a progress

  • @theoneandonlyjetstreamsam
    @theoneandonlyjetstreamsam Рік тому +262

    As a gambling addict I can confirm this is accurate.

    • @victorcharles27
      @victorcharles27 Рік тому +6

      Hope you get help 🙏 🙂

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula Рік тому +1

      except you still broke lol.

    • @NPC-bs3pm
      @NPC-bs3pm Рік тому +1

      1.2 billion Dollars
      "oh that is STILL NOT ENOUGH" 😆

    • @NPC-bs3pm
      @NPC-bs3pm Рік тому

      @leebaker1397 But on a serious note: if you have a maiden then you are rich.
      You fought off gambling addiction but you have a maiden now right😄❓
      Father here lost his maiden AND his mind

    • @sniper6081
      @sniper6081 Рік тому +2

      Stop it. Get some help.

  • @thatgalwhoexists642
    @thatgalwhoexists642 Рік тому +11

    0:31 Uncle didn't even need to say a word. He just channeled his words into one item.

  • @ComposedSage75
    @ComposedSage75 Рік тому +32

    0:36 If son wants his life he’ll let the man enjoy his cat video 😂 🐈

  • @Frog_Lord85
    @Frog_Lord85 Рік тому +31

    son should always remind father that people usually quit before their big win

  • @jendouglas9781
    @jendouglas9781 Рік тому +17

    That chuckle in that "99%" at the end, though.

  • @ashleyli8807
    @ashleyli8807 Рік тому +13

    "90% of gamblers quit before they hit it big"

  • @ur1zenAE
    @ur1zenAE Рік тому +64

    How do you guys upload such quality content in a short period of time, you guys are truly talented and knows your stuff.

  • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
    @ZeroOmega-vg8nq Рік тому +35

    GAMBLING IS JUST A PART OF WHO WE ARE

  • @0Just_a_dude-being_a_Guy0
    @0Just_a_dude-being_a_Guy0 Рік тому +10

    I hope these two never break off. They still make holy content after all these years. ❤

  • @cgt3704
    @cgt3704 Рік тому +7

    "Money cant fix neither of those"
    I can find that relatable.

  • @dip_n_swag8445
    @dip_n_swag8445 Рік тому +7

    I like how father has the power to manipulate the entire universe and could easily rig any casino game in his favor and yet he doesn’t. I guess the house always wins after all.

  • @Irondragon2809
    @Irondragon2809 Рік тому +20

    Uncle is a vibe

  • @Bugetontop
    @Bugetontop Рік тому +7

    I absolutely died when he said you know me 99% and then it cuts

  • @Senecahaha..
    @Senecahaha.. 9 місяців тому +2

    Uncle is just the chillest knight I’ve ever seen.

  • @Bludobi9001
    @Bludobi9001 Рік тому +9

    Uncle has good taste.

  • @raheem300
    @raheem300 Рік тому +46

    This is the most serious these two have ever been ..poor son you really see how tired he is of father's behaviour ...to think once father was a responsible anime fighting son correcting God fearing knight of Jerusalem...now THIS😢

  • @Caleb-bz6kc
    @Caleb-bz6kc 6 місяців тому +2

    "Did you know that 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big?"
    "Thats right, you don't wanna end up like one of them, do you?"
    "Now, will you engage in the brainrot and hit it big?"
    - Hakari

  • @classicsonicthewild6051
    @classicsonicthewild6051 Рік тому +8

    Tom Hardy As Father
    Tom Holland As Son
    Benedict Cumberbatch As Uncle

  • @silentone3852
    @silentone3852 Рік тому +9

    Son, what did you say Son? I don't speak broke.
    - Father 2023 -

  • @AbsoluteDash21
    @AbsoluteDash21 Рік тому +20

    0:20 That laugh is just pure gold

  • @CloverRayzor
    @CloverRayzor Рік тому +13

    I didn’t die of a cough, but saw this and watched it instantly! Keep up the great work! Uncle…Cat

  • @Rpmlhero
    @Rpmlhero Рік тому +7

    Bread Boys Rankings update.... oh boy this is gonna anger some.
    1.) Uncle's Cat
    2.) Father's Father
    3.) Uncle
    4.) IRS (apparently their back in lore)
    5.) The Bank
    6.) Italian mafia????
    7.) Son
    8.) Father.....

    • @HolasoyGamerpromedioreal
      @HolasoyGamerpromedioreal 3 місяці тому +1

      Father passes Son , Mafia and the mafia since it gots more powers

    • @Rpmlhero
      @Rpmlhero 3 місяці тому

      @@HolasoyGamerpromedioreal you are aware that this ranking is 9 month's old right?

    • @HolasoyGamerpromedioreal
      @HolasoyGamerpromedioreal 3 місяці тому

      @@Rpmlhero ye

  • @TheGrandAvengeR
    @TheGrandAvengeR Рік тому +16

    “Son it’s time for family pictures”
    That would be a good episode to elaborate on the depths of the bread boys family
    Or there could be Mother, and Daughter could be a cool parallel to father and son

  • @voidzilla7282
    @voidzilla7282 Рік тому +1

    Man do i love uncle he just dose what he wants to do and just doesn’t want to get disturbed lol

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 Рік тому +27

    The most convincing, persuasive and joyful father has ever been

  • @tenomi2385
    @tenomi2385 Рік тому +2

    Why are all thus videos so...
    PERFECT

  • @RandolphX_96
    @RandolphX_96 Рік тому +1

    0:32 CAN YOU SHUT THIS SHIT OFF?
    Uncle: -Pulls out gun-
    Son: Y-you can have fun-
    love that xd

  • @NetherEd-h5v
    @NetherEd-h5v Рік тому

    Fathers gambling addiction has now brought him back to the way things were

  • @AsianBaka
    @AsianBaka Рік тому +3

    “It doesn’t take that long to buy a car”
    Bro has never experienced going to the dealership with his parents then not coming back until midnight

  • @goatedlilwayne
    @goatedlilwayne Рік тому +1

    Up to 99% of gamblers quit before making a big win, You’re good bro. Just keep gambling!

  • @MarkJohnson-zz2ne
    @MarkJohnson-zz2ne Рік тому +6

    Bread boys made me laugh again

  • @roderickspencerjr.2482
    @roderickspencerjr.2482 Рік тому +33

    It’s ironic cuz I’m literally at a casino rn💀😭

    • @BreadBoys
      @BreadBoys  Рік тому +43

      leave

    • @noahgorman6995
      @noahgorman6995 Рік тому +11

      Leave it rn FR

    • @roderickspencerjr.2482
      @roderickspencerjr.2482 Рік тому +3

      @@BreadBoys that’s the plan😅 I basically lost but gained back the amount but am $1 off

    • @Mrsir529
      @Mrsir529 Рік тому +5

      Leave

    • @Scarifar1
      @Scarifar1 Рік тому +5

      You gotta get that dollar back, man. Risk it all for that dollar!
      (Leave while you still can.)

  • @TheTraveler980
    @TheTraveler980 Рік тому +2

    Father was in need of a distraction, now it means more worries for the rest of his days.

  • @felixd8665
    @felixd8665 Рік тому +1

    Glad to see that son knows exactly what he needs to pack in case of emergency.

  • @sophielobato4495
    @sophielobato4495 Рік тому +7

    Gambling is addicted to me lmao

  • @2010AZ
    @2010AZ Рік тому +1

    Father has been gambling every day for 1000 years, and he's never been addicted.

  • @The_AuraMaster
    @The_AuraMaster Рік тому +2

    As a cat video, I can confirm Uncle is accurate

  • @Skrrtvrrooom
    @Skrrtvrrooom 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how uncle just wears hoodies with his coat now

  • @GannAinm
    @GannAinm Рік тому +4

    There comes a point in every man's life where he must realize that he should have just bought a share in the casino's ownership. I think this was Father's time.

  • @EN19MA_627
    @EN19MA_627 Рік тому +7

    Uncle is back ❤

  • @NobodyDungeons
    @NobodyDungeons Рік тому +5

    You know I wonder if they’ll just start selling sons organs because he is immortal and will just regenerate.

  • @Alliance-beter
    @Alliance-beter 11 місяців тому +1

    Uncle reminds pyro from Team Fortress 2. Silent, strange, cruel and love cats

  • @justinreed6621
    @justinreed6621 Рік тому +5

    Uncles back

  • @MrDeathclawshortz
    @MrDeathclawshortz 10 місяців тому +1

    To be honest i would chill with uncle and watch cats with him

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 2 місяці тому

    3:36-There are 2 types of gambling addicts:
    Those who lose everything before winning big.
    And those who win big,just to return later and lose everything anyway.

  • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 9 місяців тому

    You can just hear Father about to wheeze before it cuts off lol

  • @the_memer_man
    @the_memer_man Рік тому +3

    Ah yes Yuyuko, a man of good taste I see

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 Рік тому +2

    The top signs that Father is going heretic

  • @pogcow4178
    @pogcow4178 Рік тому +1

    Son: "CAN YOU SHUT THAT SHIT UP!"
    Uncle: 🔫
    Son: "Understandable have a nice day"

  • @ordinarygamergameplay3849
    @ordinarygamergameplay3849 Рік тому

    The underrated part is probably the Bread Boy's kitchen table gag.

  • @Hacjul
    @Hacjul Рік тому +2

    Finally some Uncle

  • @lucifermorningstar2505
    @lucifermorningstar2505 Рік тому +1

    I think is the beginning of farther becoming breaking bad

  • @alexsargent143
    @alexsargent143 Рік тому +2

    Father is a liar he has a gambling problem!😆🤣

  • @jaredconley808
    @jaredconley808 Рік тому +4

    FATHER IS THE HUNDRED PERCENT!!! 🤩

  • @felipemorales887
    @felipemorales887 8 місяців тому +1

    Uncle being the uncle as aways

  • @TheTrollingMaster-xr9el
    @TheTrollingMaster-xr9el Рік тому +3

    IRS part 2 confirmed

  • @MikeDoujinshi
    @MikeDoujinshi 3 місяці тому +1

    Let's start gambling

  • @kboy1158
    @kboy1158 Рік тому +1

    0:33 Son: CAN YOU SHUT THIS SHIT OFF!
    Uncle: ha- ha! get your ass out of my face!

  • @Joel-w3w
    @Joel-w3w Рік тому

    This isnt art, its a masterpeice

  • @fakentgamer
    @fakentgamer 11 місяців тому

    legend has it, he never returned, hoping to won back what he had once lost.
    and he never returned

  • @matthewkoeleman2271
    @matthewkoeleman2271 Рік тому

    Now son can pay to watch his favourite “homework tutorials” on the internet

  • @karelcruzporto1672
    @karelcruzporto1672 Рік тому

    Grandpa:*Michael Meyers music* ¡DID YOU JUST LOOOOS ME RETIRE SOOOOON!

  • @Mr_Morgan69
    @Mr_Morgan69 Рік тому +2

    English:I don’t have a gambling addiction
    Real knights:I do not proceed in the act of betting money for even more money alot👌

  • @Iterator_SRS
    @Iterator_SRS Рік тому

    Never I expected to see a Reimu fumo in a Bread Boys video.

  • @sillyrunner1
    @sillyrunner1 Рік тому

    "We're rich!"
    *Inner Deep Rock Galactic energy intensifies*

  • @daniellang4190
    @daniellang4190 Рік тому +1

    The ending got me 4:22

  • @Train_Wreck_Studios
    @Train_Wreck_Studios Рік тому

    Father: i dont have a gambling addiction
    Also Father: "Do you know how many loans ive taken out."

  • @maccross4567
    @maccross4567 Рік тому

    1:55 omg dude I have that EXACT same duffle bag, that's so jarring XD

  • @Bloodshot_Eyes2
    @Bloodshot_Eyes2 Рік тому

    Literally made a bunch of Gambling Jokes to my Friends, and when I came home I see this.

  • @pockethealer3592
    @pockethealer3592 Рік тому

    It’s only an addiction when you start losing.

  • @ollieminecraft
    @ollieminecraft Рік тому +1

    dont gamble kids

  • @ghostguy_x7085
    @ghostguy_x7085 Рік тому

    Uncle is underrated
    We need more

  • @imanormalpersom
    @imanormalpersom 10 місяців тому

    Buttered toast is the best thing to ever grace this earth

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 2 місяці тому

    "I don't speak poor!"- Rich Father

  • @HonduranMegatron
    @HonduranMegatron Місяць тому

    “I don’t speak broke”
    -poorly aged words

  • @DeadMedia-vf4je
    @DeadMedia-vf4je 3 місяці тому

    1:53 I find it funny that the only things he packed where Fumo’s

  • @Thewatchingangel223
    @Thewatchingangel223 Рік тому

    Surprised father didn't gamble son at the casino

  • @spacehelpertrap
    @spacehelpertrap Рік тому +1

    Son: SHUT THIS SHIT OFF >:(
    Uncle: (pulls gun out of nowhere)
    Son: O_O 🤚y-you have fun with that
    Father: i think we should go in another room

  • @Falloutandnerffan4000
    @Falloutandnerffan4000 Рік тому

    Bro got that holy order drip😭

  • @tristanlucy5795
    @tristanlucy5795 Рік тому

    One thing, don’t gamble. Ever.

  • @Dylan-i8d2e
    @Dylan-i8d2e Рік тому

    "father why is the IRS at our door for counterfeiting?"

  • @pretzelcatgaming8494
    @pretzelcatgaming8494 Рік тому

    The video didn't even end with an act of extreme violence... father just had no fight left in him; or he didn't have enough money for ammo but still

  • @squidink4887
    @squidink4887 Рік тому

    The Italian mafia.....
    **il Vento d'oro intensifies"

  • @Caleb-bz6kc
    @Caleb-bz6kc 7 місяців тому +2

    POV: Hakari.

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia Рік тому

    If you quit, the casinos win

  • @RockKatson
    @RockKatson Рік тому +12

    You know. My dad was once a gambler. So this reminded me heavily of him. I remember my mom getting after him for spending 30 bucks for 20 million. He lost that 30 bucks of course.
    Possible Gears Of War episode soon?

  • @TheUnknownD
    @TheUnknownD Рік тому

    Quit while your ahead: Brought to you by Bread Boys

  • @Baiselaired
    @Baiselaired Рік тому

    Friendly reminder that many states outlaw big gambling.

  • @raiderunbeatable6306
    @raiderunbeatable6306 Рік тому +1

    IRS hunts the bread boys pt 2

  • @vladthedeathless9439
    @vladthedeathless9439 Рік тому

    Bread Boys vs Aliens