Haruka's phrasing made them lose their minds talking about certain types of "instruments..."

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  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 3 місяці тому +119

    Haruka's mind is so far from the gutter, it may as well be on Pluto.

  • @obkatiekat
    @obkatiekat 3 місяці тому +61

    💜

    • @TragerM
      @TragerM 3 місяці тому +3

      How is Ari still alive, after laughing like that at the seven minute mark...? 😂😊😂

  • @bskec2177
    @bskec2177 3 місяці тому +157

    "My deer friend Haruka"

    • @Geoff69420
      @Geoff69420 3 місяці тому +13

      shikoshiko shikoshiko harutantan

    • @heavenly_d3mon
      @heavenly_d3mon 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Geoff69420 can't even do it right huh?

    • @Geoff69420
      @Geoff69420 3 місяці тому +3

      @@heavenly_d3mon I did it wrong on purpose. If you don't know why, ask your parents.

    • @rdckrson
      @rdckrson 3 місяці тому +4

      Shikonoko nokonoko Haruka-chan

  • @raizen1364
    @raizen1364 3 місяці тому +67

    "noise complaints" got me howling

  • @NightSterling
    @NightSterling 3 місяці тому +51

    I love this moose and her dense harem protag energy😂

  • @movespammerguyteam7colors
    @movespammerguyteam7colors 3 місяці тому +62

    I how a majority of the conversation was a double entendre the whole time and it flies right over Haruka’s head. It isn’t until someone says it is “to avoid damage the INSTRUMENT” that she realizes where this conversation actually was.

    • @a1mightydeath903
      @a1mightydeath903 3 місяці тому +20

      Not even that, Ari dm’d her exactly what they meant lol

  • @brotquel1592
    @brotquel1592 3 місяці тому +31

    Haruka is a living enbodiment of asexuality and we love her for this... also I can't wait for her marriage with Arielle next year.

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 3 місяці тому +35

    Haruka saying outlandish things and Mousey reacting with latina noises is my favorite vShojo dynamic.

  • @tehdoctah2404
    @tehdoctah2404 3 місяці тому +19

    I think this is the first time I’ve ever had the thought “for goodness sake, get your mind INTO the gutter!”

  • @firestorm1088
    @firestorm1088 3 місяці тому +5

    You’d think as soon as Melody starts explaining something you’d realize where this is going.

  • @zamorvex
    @zamorvex 3 місяці тому +3

    OMG i love haruka so much she is so innocent yet so not. hahaha

  • @LRSNRCNG309
    @LRSNRCNG309 3 місяці тому +9

    Yeah Kat definitely doesnt cut her nails for "instrument" use 😂

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal 3 місяці тому +5

    7:02 For the phrasing from the title part.

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 3 місяці тому +8

    I can't believe it took me 5 minutes to realize they were talking about....
    Why am I like this? I'm 31 friggin years old!
    Okay, like, i figured it was lewd. I just didn't know why. It was like solving a Legend of Zelda puzzle. I knew what to do, but it took me a lot longer to actually piece together the actual logic behind it.

  • @strawkittycat
    @strawkittycat 3 місяці тому +1

    I love Haru, she's so wonderful and clueless 💚

  • @KyrialArthian
    @KyrialArthian 3 місяці тому +1

    Haruka never fails to crack me up.

  • @NOMAD-_-
    @NOMAD-_- 3 місяці тому +1

    Ohhh the oohhhhh kills me ❤

  • @The.Mr.JBiggs
    @The.Mr.JBiggs 3 місяці тому +1

    Well that was wholesome... Surprisingly so

  • @gekkokkid
    @gekkokkid 3 місяці тому

    I love Haru so much she is so innocent sometimes 😂

  • @Spedatr0n
    @Spedatr0n 3 місяці тому +1

    Classic Haruka!

  • @Digsidian
    @Digsidian 3 місяці тому +26

    I know Haruka is likely playing up the cluelessness sometimes... But sometimes I don't even know.

    • @i_am_jarvistm7220
      @i_am_jarvistm7220 3 місяці тому +20

      Yeah this was not one of those times 🤣

    • @RumbolDongle
      @RumbolDongle 3 місяці тому +2

      I mean, she's got the ace autism double-whammy so I don't blame the girl for being a bit out of the loop with that kind of stuff lol

    • @Scudboy17
      @Scudboy17 3 місяці тому +6

      She is genuinely dense, in a lovable sorta way.

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 3 місяці тому

      @@Scudboy17 she is autistic so she has a hard time reading social clues, and she's asexual so she's not really interested in horny stuff.
      Combine someone who isn't much into naughty things with not being able to read hints, and you get someone who wouldn't recognize flirting unless it danced naked holding a sign in front of her....or unless her brain finally makes 2+2 which normally ends up mindbreaking her

    • @althelor
      @althelor 2 місяці тому +4

      The thing is, I'm not convinced she does play it up... I think she is genuinely just that dense.

  • @OGMikeonthemike
    @OGMikeonthemike 3 місяці тому +1

    I love you haruka

  • @anthonydeadman
    @anthonydeadman 2 місяці тому

    I swear my phrasing tends to be just as bad as Haruka's cause when I finally understand something everyone else already knows, I'll just suddenly say the wrong words and they would lose their shit over how casually innocent I'd be about it and I'd be like "What? What did I say?"

  • @christopherbilko9243
    @christopherbilko9243 16 днів тому

    Congratulations, ari, for locking down haruka.

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo 3 місяці тому +2

    InSTRUMent nails.

  • @blze0018
    @blze0018 3 місяці тому +1

    VShojo has a good balance. On one end of the horny and inappropriate scale, Melody. On the other end, Haruka.

  • @syncdom
    @syncdom 3 місяці тому +16

    Wow, suprised it took having been outright told what mouse meant for haruka too learn what was being talked about. Hell im a guy and i figured it out right quick just from how mouse was saying "instrument".

    • @canisretro
      @canisretro 3 місяці тому +3

      She's Autiatic and Pretty sure she's Ace. So I get it, as she said in a collab with Brocky and Mata.
      "I forgot Sex was a thing."

    • @syncdom
      @syncdom 3 місяці тому

      @@canisretro not sure what you mean by calling her "Ace" and I have no clue what "autiatic" is unless you mean "autistic" and if that's so I can tell you that as someone who is autistic that we most definitely know what sex is.

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 3 місяці тому +1

      ⁠​⁠@@syncdom I think "Ace" means asexual.

    • @syncdom
      @syncdom 3 місяці тому

      @@mixednarwhal ahhh, guess I'm old cause calling someone an "Ace" is just another way giving a compliment like saying they're great or that they're the best and whatnot.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 3 місяці тому +1

    Still waiting for Haruka to remember she has a UA-cam channel.

    • @mirroughs7729
      @mirroughs7729 3 місяці тому

      ...The fact that you said this here, given the context of the video, makes one thing of something lewd. It took a second to remember uploading UA-cam content, to avoid leaving the comment "I don't think you can learn this from UA-cam" like a complete donkey. My brain was not in the UA-cam space, and I was about to show it.

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 3 місяці тому +1

      @@mirroughs7729 That sounds more like a "you" problem.

    • @mirroughs7729
      @mirroughs7729 3 місяці тому

      @@otaking3582 That it is, that it is. And you know what? I'm okay with it being a "me" problem, it's better than the other 98, in my opinion.

  • @tobiasharnisch4155
    @tobiasharnisch4155 3 місяці тому +8

    Haruka is soooo innocent! OR she is just acting.

    • @joshuawillingham6363
      @joshuawillingham6363 3 місяці тому +13

      She's definitely not innocent, but she does not pick up on subtlety at all lol. Ari has known her a long time and given several examples of her being dense.

    • @renerant
      @renerant 3 місяці тому +7

      I wonder how much of it is the 'tism and how much is that she's just a "sweet summer child"😂

    • @juzzyg1982
      @juzzyg1982 3 місяці тому

      I’m pretty sure she’s asexual, her brain just isn’t wired to make those kinds of connections, it’s adorable as hell.

    • @soulzzplaysgames
      @soulzzplaysgames 3 місяці тому +10

      Haruka herself once described it as:
      "I'm not seiso, I'm just an idiot."

  • @facelessandsmiling8932
    @facelessandsmiling8932 3 місяці тому

    Mouse having 100 bottles of nail polish is super Latina

  • @SovereignwindVODs
    @SovereignwindVODs 3 місяці тому +6

    I cant believe they still havent managed to corrupt Haruka. This moose is RESILIENT

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 29 днів тому +1

      No, she's just clueless. That's part of her charm, though

    • @Krahazik
      @Krahazik 22 дні тому

      @@Pokemaniak180 Froms the sounds of it, Ari has been trying long since before she joined Vshojo

    • @Pokemaniak180
      @Pokemaniak180 22 дні тому

      @@Krahazik You talking about the clip with Michi?

  • @OmgWtfTsuji
    @OmgWtfTsuji 3 місяці тому

    I just call it professional bowler nails lol

  • @santerisaatana2583
    @santerisaatana2583 3 місяці тому

    2:25 accidental rizz aka thinking you said something totally normaö aka autism

  • @travishipp4972
    @travishipp4972 2 місяці тому

    I should make a marriage pact too lol and im 34.

  • @RhysHill-ur8lq
    @RhysHill-ur8lq 3 місяці тому +1

    i still don't understand can somebody please explain?

    • @U1TR4F0RCE
      @U1TR4F0RCE 3 місяці тому

      Presumably it’s a female masturbation thing.

    • @syncdom
      @syncdom 3 місяці тому +18

      Flicking the bean mate, an instrument that only women have.

    • @Moorbote
      @Moorbote 3 місяці тому +17

      Katie has a girlfriend, and to not hurt her during "activities" she has short nails on specific fingers.

    • @bskec2177
      @bskec2177 3 місяці тому +10

      "Strumming the old clam-jo"

    • @wolfig.8739
      @wolfig.8739 3 місяці тому +10

      Hitting the G on the instrument

  • @mechadrake
    @mechadrake 3 місяці тому

    sometimes i cant tell if someone is gaige or not. for exaple karibu has whole harem of girls, but no knowledge of other stuff? :D