“Listen, Chief. Tell Frushtick to can it. I work alone.” “Goddammit, McElroy! This is the last time the department will hear your griping! Either you work together on this case, or you’re outta here!”
"Detectives, good work out there today" "Chief, i gotta hand it you, i didn't get why you paired me with Frushtick but we got the results today" "Detective McElroy, Detective Frushtick, go have yourselves a nice weekend, i want you both back in my office on Monday"
you all prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a method to get back into an instagram account?? I was stupid lost my account password. I would love any tips you can give me.
This is excellent. I love it when Griff throws back his head in laughter at 12:20 at the idea of pushing the book thru the dude's face, and then doubles over with laughter afterward. And the idea that this cop is actually doing all that shit and finding it this funny in the fiction of the game. The true magic of VR. More, please.
Please make more of this series. So many unanswered questions about the street candy supplier, your advanced boneitis and re-finding that gun and your hat(s).
Oh geez you guys. This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. "Uh yeah I have the murder weapon. Don't worry about it. I definitely didn't throw it into the street, and it went into an open car window and they drove away. Don't worry about that. I got- my finger is stuck in a permanant point. I got real bad arthritis."
Now I know why Dale Cooper was always doing the 👌 sign with his fingers in the first two seasons of Twin Peaks: He was experiencing the whole series in VR.
Russ you could have potentially screwed yourself with that quick, "$100 in 1940's money." comment. If Griffin would have made that sick shot, you would have actually owed him around $1,100. That's around what $100 in 1947 (when the game takes place) has inflated to.
Three minutes in and I'm already laughing hysterically. Thank you Griffin for teaching me the brilliance of breaking one's arms for comedy, and thank you Russ for putting up with all of it as a ghostly companion. That arm swinging run has me laughing so hard I think I grew abs.
Love, love, love. Russ and Griffin, you guys are awesome. Please, for the love of god, make this a regular feature! I'm dying in all the right ways here.
Let's appreciate that 'Griffin McElroy' and 'Russ Frushtick' are such good names for detectives.
"McElroy, I want your badge on my desk!"
"That damned Frushtick is a loose cannon"
“Listen, Chief. Tell Frushtick to can it. I work alone.”
“Goddammit, McElroy! This is the last time the department will hear your griping! Either you work together on this case, or you’re outta here!”
"Detectives, good work out there today"
"Chief, i gotta hand it you, i didn't get why you paired me with Frushtick but we got the results today"
"Detective McElroy, Detective Frushtick, go have yourselves a nice weekend, i want you both back in my office on Monday"
you all prolly dont give a damn but does someone know of a method to get back into an instagram account??
I was stupid lost my account password. I would love any tips you can give me.
Griffin has committed every conceivable VR Crime without exception
he's going video game prison
What are the VR crimes if I may ask?
you are too young, too innocent
there's still Hot Goomba Sex VR. the big one
Arrested for VR crimes
It's kind of incredible how, when placed in an input-rich VR world, Griffin becomes the main character of an Adam Sandler movie.
Adam Sandler is, Adam Sandler in, Detective Adam Sandler: The VR Case Files 2: Street Candy Palooza
This is excellent. I love it when Griff throws back his head in laughter at 12:20 at the idea of pushing the book thru the dude's face, and then doubles over with laughter afterward. And the idea that this cop is actually doing all that shit and finding it this funny in the fiction of the game. The true magic of VR. More, please.
god it makes me so happy when you can see griffin physically doubling over with laughter. this is a good video
I hope you guys do a part 2, but if you don’t: thank you for showing us the right way to play VR video games. I am better as a person for it
Prettypinkdork your prayers have been heard
I'm in tears, this is amazing
Same here, cry-laughing.
Damien Fate I
The way Griffin throws his head back in laughter at 12:22 is so good!!
Oh no. Griffin became a Stretch Armwrong.
everyone's favorite junji ito monster
Grif and Russ need to play every VR game ever. This needs to be a series, love it !
This reminds me of older polygon videos! I missed videos like this
Ian everets God same! Especially Justin + Griffin ones
Rip Nick
fullswing rest in piss
:(
Can you hear the street candy jingling in my tummy?
6:21 Griffin responding to instinct
lol PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPONS...LIKE THIS!!
Finally, a game that simulates running in my dreams!
This comment is highly underrated.
New episode of Griffin's Amiibo Corner! This episode? Shell casings!
Hank Carver Griffin really vored those shells good. Love how his first instinct for literally anything is "can I put this in my mouth"
My belly hurts... and it's from laughing, not from the street candy.
I can hear the street candy jingle round in your belly!
Dispatch i think we got a code 421, yep we got a Jingle Jangle Tum-Tum on our hands.
This is a great series. Don't stop.
Please make more of this series. So many unanswered questions about the street candy supplier, your advanced boneitis and re-finding that gun and your hat(s).
Every time Griffin made his hand do the okay sign I was expecting someone to smack me in the arm like I was playing the fuckin circle game
Oh god, please make this a recurring feature. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks/months.
UM? MORE??
Their laughter,,,, too pure,,,,
Yessss, this is what I'm talking about! The live streams are great and all but there's nothing like some quality edited content.
Oh no, Griffin! You know what the VR Zone did to you last time! Horror arms are just the first glimpse into what fresh hell you've walked into...
The one time it's safe to laugh at a cop throwing the OK sign constantly
all i want in life is a polygon series called 'griffin mcelroy simulator' that's just griffin screwing around on VR
This is absolute gold. Hoping this'll become a longer series!
14:23
griffin: we cannot abuse this new power that we've discovered
griffin: [immediately starts playing with the body]
Oh man this reminds me of those old game overview videos
I love that we see the camera move when he laughs and know that Griffin probably doubled over in giggles irl
When they laugh Russ sounds like a seagull and Griffin sounds like a broken squeaky toy and I fucking love it
my favorite part of this is being able to see how much griffin throws his head around when he laughs
My only regret.... is that i have boneitis..
hey puddle youre fuckin awesome and so is ur art
If we're voting, I'm saying yes on you two detective boys coming back and solving some Virtual Crimes.
this is the best polygon content in awhile!
Crime is Over
Evan Meyer except for pizza crime which is eternal
Shut Up Crime!
Psyducktective and crime that furries commit, which is infinite and cannot be stopped
JESUS WEPT
This series is amazing already
Oh geez you guys. This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time.
"Uh yeah I have the murder weapon. Don't worry about it. I definitely didn't throw it into the street, and it went into an open car window and they drove away. Don't worry about that. I got- my finger is stuck in a permanant point. I got real bad arthritis."
An octopus cop....a cop-topus
Now I know why Dale Cooper was always doing the 👌 sign with his fingers in the first two seasons of Twin Peaks: He was experiencing the whole series in VR.
disappointed they didnt make any super mario odyssey jokes when griffin threw his hat
Russ you could have potentially screwed yourself with that quick, "$100 in 1940's money." comment. If Griffin would have made that sick shot, you would have actually owed him around $1,100. That's around what $100 in 1947 (when the game takes place) has inflated to.
I assumed he meant, "The amount of money that in the 1940s would be equivalent to $100 today."
I'm in tears.
Thank you for this gift
Griffin with that subtle Little Mermaid reference. XD
Thousands of years of human development has led to this moment
griffin please stop with the bullet vore, we're worried about you
Street candy*
They didn't know what pica was back then, don't judge
Let him eat his street candy dammit!!!!!!!
he like the cronche
t.me/FurryObjectVore
I love Russ put the caveat "in 1940s money" , thats a lot more money russ
THe only video i where i know i will get motion sick but i will watch anyway because of my sweet beautiful crime boys
lovelyardie oh hey I follow you and bill on Tumblr
oh hell yea
Why would THAT be the controls for walking????? I couldn't stop laughing for like five minutes! I mean, I guess it's somewhat intuitive? Maybe?
Haven't actually laughed that hard in a while. good job ditto
6:26
"LAPD! Put down your weapons!"
Cue Griffin dropping his gun
"Not you!"
This is the best VR video ever. Please make this a series!
yes ummmmmm i need this to be a series
This is the best gameplay video from polygon that I’ve seen in awhile. Love it. This is 👌👌
I think we've found the start of a new series!! Love Russ and Griffin together! It's like the second coming of car boys!
At 5:00 you can hear Rachel laugh at Griffin's driving
This is by far the best thing polygon has put out in a while not counting monster factory and the Russ and plante stuff
This is absolutely the highest form of comedy. I was in tears the entire time.
Can we get a box video of Griff next time. Want to see that good strong flexing boy.
12:22 you can tell Griffin was laughing so hard he threw his head back to giggle when he looks up. Such a delight.
Oh my gosh and then right after when his character looks down cause he's doubled over with laughter
This was amazing. The only thing I could wish for is cam view of Griffin blindly flailing around his office in VR gear.
Judging by early comment census, y'all have a new series on your stretchy hands
Three minutes in and I'm already laughing hysterically. Thank you Griffin for teaching me the brilliance of breaking one's arms for comedy, and thank you Russ for putting up with all of it as a ghostly companion. That arm swinging run has me laughing so hard I think I grew abs.
Griffin drew a creepy pumpkin guy. Then he drew DAVID S. PUMPKINS!
"LAPD DROP YOUR WEAPON!"
griffin: *drops weapon*
This is the best polygon video of the year so far.
Who else had to pause the video a few times because they were crying so much, they couldn't see? This is the best video on UA-cam hands down!
It's Noir O'Clock Baby
The pan over to the body... absolute perfection. More of this please!!
Love, love, love. Russ and Griffin, you guys are awesome. Please, for the love of god, make this a regular feature! I'm dying in all the right ways here.
I want a second camera of Griffin making all these motions lmao
Please, please do part 2 I have been sick all week and this made me laugh uncontrollably. Best I have felt in a while.
Oh my GOD. I am crying. Please make a million more of these.
griffin, your constant preoccupation with sound quality never ceases to amuse me
VR games are getting pretty good tbh. Of course they still have a ways to go, but I'm impressed.
Lads, I cried the whole way through. This needs to be the new polygon series. Please I beg you!
This was my first Russ video and I feel like it's an EXCELLENT introduction.
Friggin Griffin having no idea how to load a gun despite growing up in Texas is pretty good.
He grew up in West Virginia and moved to Texas later so he has a little bit of an excuse
Please do a part 2 or do more vr stuff. Good god I'm in tears, I think this is one of my favorite things.
Of course he vored the shell casings
The internet needs more of this as a recurring series.
This is so perfect! Please make this a series!
Oh PLEASE more of this beauty.
PLEASE, THIS MUST BE A SERIES I'M DYIN
please god please there's nothing I want more than for this to be a recurring series
The slaps during the fight absolutely killed me 😂
Griffin in VR is my new favorite thing. It meshes perfectly with his penchant for mischief
Please make this a series, this was hilarious!
Please Please please continue this series. For as long as possible.
Please please please, if you find you have the time and energy for this MAKE IT A SERIES.
Griffin’s good good laughter heals my dark, cold heart.
Why did no one tell me this was the best ever Polygon video? I'm crying
Finally! The Octodad/ LA Noire crossover we've been waiting for.
VR is the future.
3 minutes in and I’m doubled over,,,, swinging your arms to walk,,, brilliant
This video is an utter gift, I'm crying from laughter, the funniest content I've seen in MONTHS.
i rewatch this every year
"What seems to be the problem here OHH GRODYYY" absolutely destroyed me.
Griffin wheeze laughing is one of the happiest sounds in the world.