Funny Conversations Overheard In Walmart That Will Crack You Up

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  • @memestime9858
    @memestime9858  4 роки тому +32

    Hi !!!

  • @delledaye2035
    @delledaye2035 3 роки тому +66

    So Walmart is really where all the magic happens... Quick question... So the F makes total sense but the B is a mystery... Fascinating 🤔

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 3 роки тому +5

      People pick on Walmart, but sometimes, for stuff you need TODAY, it can be a tush-saver.
      Before Radio Shack went all phone and crappy, people used to complain about its prices for electronic parts. But if you needed something TODAY, it was the place to go to. Similar thing.

    • @geanbean1305
      @geanbean1305 2 роки тому +3

      Front back 🤓

  • @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145
    @kaoutermouslimhaliba7145 3 роки тому +22

    The child telling his mom she has too many kids, I fell him. You become invisible the more they are... Walmart seems to be an interesting place to be at. Lol

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 2 роки тому +3

      Guess it depends on the people in the family.
      I come from a big family and my parents come from families where they had 8+ siblings in each of their families.
      I'm the youngest of ours and we'll over 30 now and my mother and father never made any of us feel invisible even after they divorced. My father even calls us and all of his grandchildren each night.
      But yeah, some people just be having too many children when they can't handle them.

  • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
    @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 3 роки тому +42

    Makes me think twice about being goofy and silly when out and about with my husband or daughter haha.
    I can only imagine what some folks think.

    • @KatieM786
      @KatieM786 2 роки тому +6

      Who cares? Enjoy your time and be silly with them. Life is too short. Also, you might see yourself on one of these vids one day!

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 2 роки тому +3

      Go for it! Who cares? I do silly stuff all the time. It amuses people. Happy to put a smile on someone's face. Life is serious enough - laughing makes you live longer.

  • @MsRavenNightshadow
    @MsRavenNightshadow 3 роки тому +19

    The Arizona Tea one kinda freaks me out, lol. My best friend and his hubby had this exact conversation one night, while we were at our local walmart... The hubby had a strange love of Arizona Tea, and cheese.

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn 2 роки тому +6

    My UK equivalent - Overheard in Lidl:
    Man with two young boys under five: "No, I'm NOT going to get Mummy, Mummy is having her day off from looking after us today, remember? That's why it's just us here, and we are GOING TO HAVE A NICE TIME TOGETHER EVEN IF IT KILLS US...!" I hope he found a friend to give him a hug. 😊

  • @robcog1451
    @robcog1451 3 роки тому +41

    Love how the ones who hear the conversations frequently try to sound superior to those generating the conversation when EVERYONE involved is shopping at Walmart!

  • @MS6870
    @MS6870 3 роки тому +21

    "I have too much blood in my alcohol system."
    Me: Doesn't he mean it the other way around- wait a minute- i get it now.

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 2 роки тому

      I remember those days . . . I used to keep a bottle of vodka in the freezer at work. When I started pouring it in my coffee in the morning everyone knew it was going to be a long ass day.

  • @wisteria3032
    @wisteria3032 3 роки тому +7

    well so it wasn't Rocket Surgery.
    and I kid you not, it wasn't Brain Science either.

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +9

    6:34 Well, there are actually good and bad Wallmarts.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 роки тому +1

      Same for Kroger. The kroger near my mom's house is almost like a Whole Foods, the kroger near my dad is a Walmart with less stock.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому

      @@mechengr1731 Yeah, that is the problem with chains. It is hard to expect the quality of each individual business.

  • @fionalawler6952
    @fionalawler6952 4 роки тому +25

    I'm from Ireland so I've never had the Walmart experience....but it sounds interesting!!!!! To put it mildly!! Hmmm next trip to the USA, Walmart is on the list!!!!

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 3 роки тому +1

      Good luck when you visit!

    • @ms.fandoms811
      @ms.fandoms811 3 роки тому +1

      Not from Ireland, but hey me too!

    • @ms.fandoms811
      @ms.fandoms811 3 роки тому +1

      @@shakingbones1768 well thanks for the tip!

    • @fionalawler6952
      @fionalawler6952 3 роки тому +2

      @@shakingbones1768 Oh I was just going to wear hot pants and a belly top even though I'm not gonna look good AT ALL in them!!!!

    • @lindaainsworth1784
      @lindaainsworth1784 3 роки тому +1

      Go to Asda (if you have one nearby). WalMart owns them

  • @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615
    @magicawesomemukbangasmr1615 4 роки тому +14

    Lmao all these peeps discovering water for the first time at Walmart!

  • @thepeddler9226
    @thepeddler9226 3 роки тому +17

    I went to WM one time when my oldest son was about 5 y.o. I was checking out the lingerie and he kept saying "Oh, Dad would really love this" or that. Suddenly, there's this woman coming to us and wants to borrow my son for 5 minutes...
    Same kid and probably the same age; we're at bulk barn where all the candies are but I'm looking for oats or something. He's asking to get some candies, I say "No, we don't need them; it's not on the list" "OK". There's a woman right there and she said "Wow, that worked" "Well, it's really not on my list and I don't deviate".

  • @haroldwilkes6608
    @haroldwilkes6608 4 роки тому +37

    WalMart - where the real world begins....and pretentiousness ends.

  • @bluerose3262
    @bluerose3262 2 роки тому +6

    I think the craziest thing that I saw happen in Walmart was when this jerk was losing it about having to wait in line for self checkout. He was arguing loudly with an employee and aggressively shoved a cart as he walked by it. The cart happened to contain a toddler, and the mom absolutely went off on him. Just tore into him. Good for her! Jerk tried to get aggressive with her too and had to be escorted out. My family and I were checking out like 😬 I almost thought a fight would break out.

  • @Sophia-kj1ev
    @Sophia-kj1ev 2 роки тому +1

    As a longtime Wyoming resident, it’s not Wyoming without the horses

  • @maret1729
    @maret1729 3 роки тому +13

    Who else in 2021 read the one about the lady being screwed 6 different ways in 2018 and thought "just wait 2 years"?

  • @priscillamoore5736
    @priscillamoore5736 2 роки тому +1

    *4:28* The Sour Patch Kids one had me LOL.

  • @fionad6338
    @fionad6338 3 роки тому +17

    I heard a five yr old say to his mom after she said no to getting candy
    "And that's why daddy doesnt get you nice things"

  • @jgw5491
    @jgw5491 2 роки тому +4

    That one about the women bragging about their stints in jail reminds me of the same conversation I heard in line at a dollar store. It's a subculture my little goody_two_shoes self isn't usually privy to.

  • @anna.b8290
    @anna.b8290 3 роки тому +12

    6:23 Squirrel heads are another name for potatoes, I’m assuming that’s what they were referencing. Love the video!

    • @ShadoeLandman
      @ShadoeLandman 3 роки тому

      No they were probably having squirrels shot during squirrel season.

    • @malindaallen718
      @malindaallen718 2 роки тому

      No, people really do eat squirrel. I prefer it to rabbit.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому

      Of course, they may have been joking. Though actual squirrels are eaten, too.
      I say krap like this all of the time.

  • @diamondj2008
    @diamondj2008 3 роки тому +5

    8:46 I sometimes used to sleep in the horse trailer at events or in the car, you just put a swag down and go to sleep and it’s quite nice actually 😂😂😂

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 2 роки тому +1

      I agree! Let them laugh or look down their noses. We are living life, not criticing how others choose to live theirs.

  • @coacobird
    @coacobird 4 роки тому +9

    2:49
    YES! RESPECT THE COURTESY PEOPLE!

  • @ranjanbiswas3233
    @ranjanbiswas3233 2 роки тому

    2:34 Yeah there is hope, NOT FOR YOU THOUGH. 😂😂

  • @johnwilliams7922
    @johnwilliams7922 3 роки тому +1

    Many horse trailers have wonderful sleeping accommodations.

  • @darkiee69
    @darkiee69 3 роки тому +9

    0:55 by this I conclude that it wasn't an Irish funeral.

  • @vickiesmith3021
    @vickiesmith3021 2 роки тому

    Thank you so much for your video.

  • @sirblocketh
    @sirblocketh 3 роки тому +15

    1) Have you ever considered that all of the people who overhear this stuff, and/or take photos of 'people of Walmart' have to be in a Walmart, and that makes them "people of Walmart" as well.
    2) what's wrong with frying up a mess of squirrels? admittedly I prefer to make gumbo out of them, but either way squirrels have been hunted and eaten as long as there have been people
    3) some horse trailers have bunks in them. some even have full(if small) RV type 'apartments' with kitchenettes and all

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 2 роки тому +1

      Hit the nail on the head. My friend has the horse / rv trailer. It's awesome. We have had some really wonderful trips. Who cares what all those small minded people think. Their loss not ours!

    • @headhunter7070
      @headhunter7070 3 місяці тому

      Im three years late to your comment. Thank you for the insightfulness.

  • @onespiceybbw
    @onespiceybbw 3 роки тому +5

    Some of these posters spend too much time in Wal Mart.

  • @puppiesbythebeach2806
    @puppiesbythebeach2806 3 роки тому +3

    Lesson learned…….
    Oh you ask what lesson? Well,here it is:
    In Walmart there is no such thing as a “private convo”
    It’s like:private conversation?!hah!what’s that again?🤨
    😂😂🤣🤣

    • @deineroehre
      @deineroehre 2 роки тому

      It is a public place so conversations which can be heard by others are public too. It is that simple.

  • @AuthorEvaIvonneOlson
    @AuthorEvaIvonneOlson 2 роки тому

    Two elderly men stopped near the pharmacy area of Walmart. The one pushing the cart made a show of parking it and said loudly, "Well, MY job was to get us here. Now YOUR job is to remember where we left the cart!"

  • @josepherhardt164
    @josepherhardt164 3 роки тому +1

    9:46 A five-D-cell flashlight is to a guy like a dozen roses is to a gal.

  • @225kristent
    @225kristent 4 роки тому +14

    where do these people live? I live in GA and have visited several locations here, not to mention the ones I've been to in other states and not once have I heard weird comments. Now I've seen stuff I wish I could forget but I've never heard anything odd

    • @louiscramp4336
      @louiscramp4336 3 роки тому +11

      I would wager a lot of these are either made up or a rehash of old jokes, etc. It seems most of these people are trying to diss Walmart, but if they truly overheard this stuff, then they are no better than the people they make fun of , as they patronize the store, too.

    • @653j521
      @653j521 3 роки тому +4

      Kristen225 So tell us what you've seen. Might be entertaining.

  • @keybored67
    @keybored67 2 роки тому

    3:01 my wallet just didnt explode with savings

  • @tee904
    @tee904 4 роки тому +9

    Part 2!!! Part 2!!! Part 2!!!!

  • @zerowaste7117
    @zerowaste7117 3 роки тому +2

    I should go to Walmart more often

  • @MrTonyHeath
    @MrTonyHeath 2 роки тому

    Overheard on a London bus, 'Of course it's no use to her now, well not as a foot anyway.'

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 2 роки тому +2

    In the restroom at Walmart I was washing my hands before heading back to work.
    A mother and her child walked in and the daughter said "it smells like fish in here".
    I wanted to laugh, but the mother looked horrified and angry so I dried my hands and left.

  • @paul16451
    @paul16451 3 роки тому +3

    I'm guessing that at least half of these were probably misheard. 😅

  • @ShadoeLandman
    @ShadoeLandman 3 роки тому +2

    "It's not rocket surgery" is something a lot of us say. It's deliberately wrong, combining two sayings. From a TV show originally, I think.

  • @Finnec123
    @Finnec123 2 роки тому

    Walmart has A WHOLE ISLE with valentine stuff??

  • @justeauanka6017
    @justeauanka6017 4 роки тому +7

    Part Two, as requested below. 'Old lady says to husband I need to buy make-up, husband replies, Save yah money you cant polish a turd hunny'

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +1

    1:17 Ah yes, rocket surgery, the hardest science.
    But rocket science is actually pretty straight forward. It's orbital mechanics and astrophysics that get tricky.

  • @aileenhovorka9207
    @aileenhovorka9207 3 роки тому +3

    Love it, but too fast on the longer ones. Age needs time!

    • @josepherhardt164
      @josepherhardt164 3 роки тому +2

      Use the little gear symbol (tool box) in the video controls to set the replay speed to .75 or .5. :)

    • @june.w.1288
      @june.w.1288 2 роки тому

      I am just 34, and I had to stop the video many times as well. I think it's just because they didn't give attention to proper timing. It often happens with these types of videos.

  • @shrimpmobile
    @shrimpmobile 2 роки тому

    I think the mother saying that the kid didn't even know who Darth Vader is... pretty sure I am that mother. My 1 year old was obsessed with some random Darth Vader toy at Walmart and threw a fit when we made her put it back

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому

    4:28 Me to my wife, if I was an adult and married.

  • @zeehansen1743
    @zeehansen1743 2 роки тому +1

    I work at Walmart
    I heard a dumb conversation in the bathroom tonight
    2 girls come in the bathroom and while one is peeing and the other ones waiting outside the stall the girl peeing says "OMGGGGggg I just realized something!" Friend "what?" "Walmart has toilet paper on the shelf ANNNdDDD in the bathroom." And that was literally it. Neither of them laughed and nothing else was said they didn't even know I was in the bathroom.

  • @wendyschutze2818
    @wendyschutze2818 3 роки тому +3

    I am so glad, after reading these, that we do not have Walmart in Australia. Is it a place “special” people go to shop?

    • @TJ52359
      @TJ52359 3 роки тому +3

      it's just 'another Department store like 'K Mart, Target, ShopKo if you have/had those... It gets a 'Reputation" for attracting the "Special" because
      A. They're Everywhere ... Not a scientific poll, but I looked at the ones in my area and They average One store every ~45 Miles (73 km) so no one is ever that far from one (my town has 2 maybe 5 miles apart)
      B. having been a 24 hour store (pre-Pandemic) it became common for people to shop in their PJs (and this trend eventually ceased to be limited to the 'odd hours')
      C. 35 Years ago they were relatively 'regional', they've since gone global and seen the aforementioned KMart and ShopKo go under

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому

      Too bad. Wally World is one of the most fun experiences. Watching all those degenerates think they are better than you is crazy. They say weird stuff, too. And someone makes a run for it out the fire exit while stealing something every now and then.

  • @randomviewer6587
    @randomviewer6587 4 роки тому +4

    Y'all hearing random people talk in Wal-Mart !!? The cart is doing shoping by itself ~?

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, seven whole dollars, must be nice.

  • @gato0082
    @gato0082 2 роки тому

    y'all spend way TOO😂 much time in walmart..
    😬 🙃😯 😂

  • @tradewins
    @tradewins 5 місяців тому

    wow some of these actually came close to being mildly humorous

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому

    8:39 In VEX Robotics, we follow a similar, but different rule: If it ain't broke, break it.

  • @christopherburnham1612
    @christopherburnham1612 3 роки тому +1

    February 15th is my birthday 😁😁😁😁

  • @pastychomper4939
    @pastychomper4939 4 роки тому +4

    1:46 Stop cutting the lawn, we need to cut the lawn!

  • @MrTonyHeath
    @MrTonyHeath 2 роки тому

    In a French hardware superstore, 'Connor!, Connor! Has anyone seen my Connor? Unfortunately, she didn't know that it sounds exactly like a vulgar slang word for a certain body part.

  • @enakshiparua836
    @enakshiparua836 3 роки тому +1

    0:22
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thunderplayz3409
    @thunderplayz3409 4 роки тому

    5th comment btw good vid man

  • @coachtaewherbalife8817
    @coachtaewherbalife8817 5 місяців тому

    "You can't improve perfection" was said by a cheapskate.

  • @user-xz1wy4to4o
    @user-xz1wy4to4o 3 роки тому

    That first one didn't happen 🤪

  • @liminal4372
    @liminal4372 3 роки тому +1

    0:48
    this is abuse ???
    like
    you want a child abuser as a soulmate?

    • @tigerliler12
      @tigerliler12 3 роки тому +2

      Um how Is that child abuse?

    • @liminal4372
      @liminal4372 3 роки тому

      @@tigerliler12 controlling your child's actions and saying they have no rights unless the parent decides
      do you have enough braincells to imagine how damaging that can be for a kid at that age? and how the situation at the child's home and in their future will be?

    • @tigerliler12
      @tigerliler12 2 роки тому +2

      @@liminal4372 she's technically right though as a child the parents are in control , I don't agree with the way she said it but saying it's child abuse is a little drastic.
      Plus the child said ' I know my rights' so the child thinks they're entitled to candy which they aren't.

    • @richardmatthews1358
      @richardmatthews1358 2 роки тому +1

      @@liminal4372 please lmao

  • @hannahwalters3602
    @hannahwalters3602 4 роки тому

    Haha. Have a blessed day

  • @gongoozleriam9783
    @gongoozleriam9783 3 роки тому +9

    These are kind of funny but really I think the people who post them are weirder, like I’m sorry your life is so boring that this is the most fascinating thing you have to post on social media. Maybe your life would be more interesting if you lived it like the people you’re making fun of for being themselves. Different perspectives can be hilarious, especially when uninformed, but honestly I have more respect for the people openly and honestly being themselves and doing what they want than the people hiding behind their phones laughing at and criticizing others when their lives are a boring mess and they hold back so much of themselves because they don’t want to be judged by others the same way they judge people different to them that don’t conform to a mold.

  • @milesboehmer9969
    @milesboehmer9969 3 роки тому

    That’s not what he was really thinking

  • @bellarose-au
    @bellarose-au 3 роки тому +1

    None of these ever happened.

  • @noneofyourbusines1476
    @noneofyourbusines1476 3 роки тому +1

    More reasons I'm glad I do not go to Walfart.

  • @ametsunami4070
    @ametsunami4070 4 роки тому +2

    2nd comment

  • @duallydriver2
    @duallydriver2 4 роки тому +2

    Grow up!!

  • @jasonalexander1067
    @jasonalexander1067 3 роки тому

    not a single one of these were funny.

  • @inkycipher404
    @inkycipher404 4 роки тому +1

    Why are all the comments of this video have I only 5 likes and under when the video has already 15k views?

  • @lloydkennedy8023
    @lloydkennedy8023 3 роки тому +2

    The finicky height conclusively release because chief really spot in a earsplitting dirt. stingy, combative reindeer

  • @kryceksangel
    @kryceksangel 3 роки тому

    4:02 bigot

    • @shouttothelord77
      @shouttothelord77 3 роки тому +1

      Why? Because they’re tired of all the crappy stuff made in China?? 🤔

    • @kryceksangel
      @kryceksangel 3 роки тому

      @@shouttothelord77 are you that blind?