Don’t Destroy it. Fix it up make it badass. It’s a foot shorter than my RV...you can’t pull into a lot of places gotta hit up the truck stops with. Pull thru gas stations.
Matthew Mandragon bro I swear when Jeremy got in the front by the 100 glass cup holder deal, I said the same thing to myself.. Lol like how much blow was snorted on there hahaha this is epic!
Put two LS motors in it..... one driving the front wheels and one driving the back..... twin turbo both of them......drag radials on all six wheels. Set a world record for fastest limosine. Get in the Guinness book of records. All you've got to beat is 12.5 in the quarter. ua-cam.com/video/dsn0BAN-qA4/v-deo.html Call it "Long Shot".
hmmmmm the speedrecord for a limo is 170mph set by a stretched ferrari running a 400hp motor , you could take it to the saltflats with some idioticly big and powerfull engine in the rear , should be pretty stable at speed with all that length
With all that extra length behind the driver you have plenty of room install 4 engines (tractor pull style) and have one heck of a mid-engine drag car to run at the next 1/2 mile event...
I was thinking "Boats and Hos!". Sure would like to see the whole crew dress up as the cast of Gilligan's island. It'd be great to see Jeremy dressed up as Mary Anne. 3 hour tour!
I wonder what Guinness Book of World Records is in that category, would make good content for the channel. If the record doesn't exist, set the record.
Okay Cleetus, here's my idea. Take out the rear axles and replace them with 4X4 truck FRONT axles and hydraulic steering. Both rear axles will have to be steerable. Then when you drag race, you can crab sideways down the track and no one can pass you, as you will be taking up both lanes at once. You're welcome. 8-)
I seem to remember this vehicle from a couple years back when it actually had the pool. you said you got it at a good deal but how much did you pay for it?
That has to be the most expensive and exotic mustache to be auctioned for such high dolla!!! Booty booty booty booty booty booty rockin evrywhere!!! I mean uh wait a tick Waht now bhobby!?!?
A stretch limo is built by extending the reinforcement at the floor, sides and top of the car. The centre of the roof is just sheet metal but the reinforcement is sheet metal and the shape is what takes the load. It's very thin but takes a lot of weight. The supports in the floor take the weight of the car and the supports on the sides and roof keep the car from folding in on itself like a briefcase. Those rails aren't aluminum they are thin sheet steel stamped into a shape to be lightweight and strong. Think of it like an eggshell. Thin and weak when you apply force in one direction but super strong when support is applied in the other direction.
if you listen to them later on in that episode they actually talk about the car twisting. even with the reinforcement it will still do that and that's why they all have vinyl tops. You take the roof off and you might as well crush it.
The Ford Panther Platform, which this stretched Lincoln Town Car is based on, was the last full size body-on-frame cars in production when they stopped in 2011. As the name implies, the body sits on a chassis, which is cut and “stretched” by welding in new steel, and driveshafts, brake lines, etc. Cutting the top off would not impact the vehicle much.
Please, please, please do not destroy this gem. I've fallen in love with it. If you're gonna destroy it, at least lemme ride in it once. Btw, I live in Brandon, so thks would be a real possibility.
you might not want to cut the roof off, although it sounds like a grate idea. the roof adds a lot of support to the whole car and if you take that out the sides with bow in and the bottom with cave in so unless you add new support i don't think it would be a good idea to cut the roof off
The land yacht must live again! I agree with both the hot tub restoration and amphibious conversion, however if you do make it float, do it right by getting some barrel drums and a horizontal outboard motor with propeller cage...
Watch a video on how a limo is built, and you would question its safety. They cut the frame, slide the ends apart, slide a new frame member into the original frame, weld it in place, and start to install body panels. Now you know how 18 people were killed in one accident recently. Driver survived, but all the passengers died.
The salesman just like, "Good God, I didn't think I'd ever sell this thing. Take the keys, please, idk what you're tryna do with this thing, but I don't even care, just take it off my lot."
I’m taking it drag racing at Backlash this weekend. My only fear is the tires will be in the burnout box when I’m staged...
Cleetus McFarland Hell yeah brother send that limo who cares if its in the burnout box just rip it brother
Cleetus McFarland when is coopers V going to be dyno’d????? Waiting for the video
That's funny shit
Cleetus McFarland what if u turbo the limo then get to the end of the 1/4 mile then block the whole thing so they have to hit u to get over the line
Hom Tanks wtf kinda drugs do you take?
Don’t Destroy it. Fix it up make it badass. It’s a foot shorter than my RV...you can’t pull into a lot of places gotta hit up the truck stops with. Pull thru gas stations.
JD JoyrideTV Coyote swap is what I'm thinkin!?!? Lol
Right
Don't destroy it!!! It has way too much potential for a lot of fun vids.. mountain dew wrap?? Huge ice chest full of berttle skeets!
Or an LS or Coyote swap.... lol
Coyote with turbo or supercharger?
TNRadio& Drums yasssss Coyoteeee!
Right
Name it strech
"this could be the most amazing purchase of my life" Little did he know he would one day he would own a racetrack
Don’t abuse it fix her up she’s going to cost alot
Don’t cut up that car man. It’s beautiful the way it is. I wonder how much cocaine has been consumed in that thing in its lifetime.
Matthew Mandragon soo soo much! Just imagine all the Hollywood's that had been done off the bar top! Lol
I just wonder how much jiz is all over everything in the back..
I like it! I like it ALOT!!!!!
take the seats apart there still might be some in it lol
Matthew Mandragon bro I swear when Jeremy got in the front by the 100 glass cup holder deal, I said the same thing to myself.. Lol like how much blow was snorted on there hahaha this is epic!
Put two LS motors in it..... one driving the front wheels and one driving the back..... twin turbo both of them......drag radials on all six wheels. Set a world record for fastest limosine. Get in the Guinness book of records. All you've got to beat is 12.5 in the quarter. ua-cam.com/video/dsn0BAN-qA4/v-deo.html Call it "Long Shot".
Steve Robinson they'll have Neighbors old engine and trans, dual 4.6's
hmmmmm the speedrecord for a limo is 170mph set by a stretched ferrari running a 400hp motor , you could take it to the saltflats with some idioticly big and powerfull engine in the rear , should be pretty stable at speed with all that length
I agree with this idea
Yes!
I like this... these are good ideas
Don't cut the roof off!+
Rhys Werner that thing will fold in half with no roof.
Most likely.
I took the top off the Maybach!
I wouldnt be touching those seats till you gave them a scrub...some wild nights in there
Yea Na dont be a pusc
Don’t cut the roof off! Make it into a 1000+ hp drag car. I think you should name it Bertha.
Jeremy Long Bertha
No, no JET ENGINE!!!!
I suggested big bertha yesterday
We named my Dad's old truck Bertha.... Big, ugly, and it had missing teeth (on the flywheel).
*YES*
Maybe Doug DeMuro can review its quirks and features before you ruin it!
This thing is almost too cool to wreck! I see a junkyard ls swap and some power in this thing lol
With all that extra length behind the driver you have plenty of room install 4 engines (tractor pull style) and have one heck of a mid-engine drag car to run at the next 1/2 mile event...
Oml 😂
Forget smashing it up, you should make it as fast as possible
scrom29 I totally agree
S.S McFarland
Robert Evans I'll agree on this name. Either that or ss packing white.
Robert Evans had the same idea 😂
Or ss.cokehouse
I was thinking "Boats and Hos!". Sure would like to see the whole crew dress up as the cast of Gilligan's island. It'd be great to see Jeremy dressed up as Mary Anne. 3 hour tour!
Ty Davies ss hung white.
make it a flatbed from the third window back and haul Leroy. ......
Yes
I don't wanna see this thing wrecked tbh 😂
I was thinking the same! That car is definitely a keeper!
Dont wreck this limo man. .
Please do a 5.9 cummins build with that, like a ridiculous 1000 hp build
Josh Lewis yeah just send 1000hp down a 30ft driveahaft
Oooooh... I like that idea
Josh Lewis I love the diesiel swap idea
just needs like 5 carrier joints.........
That would be sick! But I was thinkin Coyote swap pol
*Whale Earnhart*
John Capozzi LMAO!
HAHAHAHA YES!
This HAS to be the name!
DO IT FOR WHALE!!!
Do it for Whale. Hell yeah.
USS Earnhardt has to be the name
Adam A LOL!!
FOR DALE!
10:04 "What are you going to do with this?" "I don't know but it's awesome!" (That is the best answer EVER!!!!)
You guys should do an Uber Video with the Limo and hot tub for sure. It would be amazing.
Yes
yes
😂 yes!!!!
Michael Bacon and then run over a woman on a bike right?
Dylan McIntire yesss
If you cut the top off it will fold up like a lawn chair. Don't destroy it.
Do a video shining a black light in it
LOL OMG!
Rip
LoL
Lmao. Theyll ne throwing up everywhere.
BARF... LMAO
I would name it Axle Rose! Rose tented windows and 2 axles???! Only fitting.
*twin turbo the limo*
P. Cookie some $100 Ebay turbskis
. Cookie
STS?
I have to admit, this is not the video I was expecting
10:04 "What are you gonna do with this thing?"
"I don't know, but its fucking awesome!"
That's why I love watching this channel!
This need to be a top fuel dragster with four huge slicks in the back.
TruckerJDub only the middle wheels get power though
thats a problem money can fix
Just a rumpity-rump mill in there would be hilarious !
UniX I like the way you think
Ryan nayR if a semi truck can have a power divider then so can a limo. Just imagine a line lock and 4 big Micky thompsons just a smokin.
How are you gunna fit behind the tree at the strip? LOL WUT
Do It With Dan So you're a Cleetus fan too...
I think he said he'd stage with his rear wheels to get a head start lol
yeah but the car is so long the driver would sit past the tree
Ayyyyy its dan
Danny boy
just drag race the limo with a lot of people inside, this would be the most people drag racing a car in the same time!!!!
And be sure to get interior photos with everyone with their helmets on!
Hmm, 5-point harnesses for everyone?
I wonder what Guinness Book of World Records is in that category, would make good content for the channel. If the record doesn't exist, set the record.
Whenever you make a video buying a car I can't stop smiling hahahah
Drift limo?
Adam LZ
He totally doesn't have the face to talk them down lol. I noticed that with the dale truck
Agreed
They should put drift knuckles on limos because they have bad turning angle
I literally was smiling and laughing the whole time. This channel is so great.
dont cut it up man
The Great White Whale
yes plaese
SEAROY
Or even just "The Great White"
Need to get another one to race at the freedom factory!!!!
Keep it as it is, Cleet. Clean up the inside, restock the bar, and have it as a party limo to make some extra moola.
Chalres Kirkland everyone needs a side hustle
^^^^^^^^^
then ls swap it
Hey don't need extra money. He enjoys the fun in spending it.
With a coyote motor in it
Maybe add some rear steering to that beast so it can crab walk like the ladder fire trucks do. That is crazy looking when they do that
We need a 1000+ HP Drag dual axle Limo.
My question is: *How much* did you pay for it?
Dan Black mine too
Was wondering the same thing aha
Dan Black I was thinking about it too
The real question is how long is the driveshaft
Aquatic Gaming1 i like long drive shafts.. the longer the better.
Q: Whats long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: That limo.
crap.. Im suing you for pain and suffering from laugh so hard when drinking my beer thanks brah lmao.
Over Drip 🤣🤘
It's long and white. Let's call it John Holmes or Ron Jeremy
Troy Linden lol
Call it Monday, since Monday is the longest day of the week and this is the longest limo.
Cummins swap it and make it your leroy hauler
Woah! i almost forgot about this thing! can we get this back brother?? just simple ls and turbo, cmon we would be happy with a junkyard kit XD
i wonder how much coke has been snorted in the back of that limo
MrKab04 seeing as it is in Florida, probably all of it...
Comes with a free Charlie sheen
Charlie is probably still bound and gagged in the trunk/boot/jacuzzi area
Okay Cleetus, here's my idea. Take out the rear axles and replace them with 4X4 truck FRONT axles and hydraulic steering. Both rear axles will have to be steerable. Then when you drag race, you can crab sideways down the track and no one can pass you, as you will be taking up both lanes at once.
You're welcome. 8-)
Earl Yates and get Dq'd
Haha, Yes!
There are no rules in demo drag racing
Eddie Fox - Not if he's doing the Demolition Drag Racing!
8-)
You gotta do some uber pick ups in this
Damn I would have taken a different car to the drag race and kept the limo intact for myself 😂
In honor of Dale Earnhardt name it "The E-Limo-nator".
Allan Sterba this
That car is so one of a kind and in such great condition I would not enter it in the Cleetus and Cars drag race. Keep it for fun nights on the town.
You should call it Ron Jeremy
Saber Tooth Lawn Tigers haha yes
I seem to remember this vehicle from a couple years back when it actually had the pool. you said you got it at a good deal but how much did you pay for it?
Can we just appreciate how much the Dale mustache sold for
+D G - no way, did someone actually pay??
That has to be the most expensive and exotic mustache to be auctioned for such high dolla!!!
Booty booty booty booty booty booty rockin evrywhere!!!
I mean uh wait a tick
Waht now bhobby!?!?
"The LIMONATER"
Brandon Painter And if you hit someone. It could be called the ELIMONATER.
good one
YES!!!!!!
Take it to CarMax
How much did it cost?
Name it Long Horn, and also put a coyote in it
Camaro Rick you hit the nail on the head... that's a perfect name.. haha. he also needs a long horn bolted down to the hood.
The long horn on the hood is priceless lmao!
LMAO
Too bad that's a Caddy thing having the hood horns
Put an actual live coyote in the back of the limo...
Don't destroy the thing just make it fast as hell
Thing sounds like it has some great rod knock lol
I know... 5 years later. Junkyard Digs now owns this vehicle and rescued it from being crushed.
See the size of those pillars, I have a feeling if you cut the roof off, the center is going to sag to the ground or break entirely.
it definitely will. It will be a waste and they won't even get another decent video out of it.
A stretch limo is built by extending the reinforcement at the floor, sides and top of the car. The centre of the roof is just sheet metal but the reinforcement is sheet metal and the shape is what takes the load. It's very thin but takes a lot of weight. The supports in the floor take the weight of the car and the supports on the sides and roof keep the car from folding in on itself like a briefcase. Those rails aren't aluminum they are thin sheet steel stamped into a shape to be lightweight and strong. Think of it like an eggshell. Thin and weak when you apply force in one direction but super strong when support is applied in the other direction.
if you listen to them later on in that episode they actually talk about the car twisting. even with the reinforcement it will still do that and that's why they all have vinyl tops. You take the roof off and you might as well crush it.
The Ford Panther Platform, which this stretched Lincoln Town Car is based on, was the last full size body-on-frame cars in production when they stopped in 2011. As the name implies, the body sits on a chassis, which is cut and “stretched” by welding in new steel, and driveshafts, brake lines, etc. Cutting the top off would not impact the vehicle much.
I got your limo name for ya. "The Intimidator Limonator". Get it, dales nickname.
I think the LIMONATOR sums it up real nice.
Don't destroy please make it beautiful!
right
Which is longer? The limo, or the School Bus next to it?
If the Vic is neighbor, this is pen pal because it is much further away. lol.
Please, please, please do not destroy this gem. I've fallen in love with it. If you're gonna destroy it, at least lemme ride in it once. Btw, I live in Brandon, so thks would be a real possibility.
It’s like an abandoned strip club on wheels lmao 😂
Daves Racing Channel Flagging you for spam
"Should I do a burn out?"
"Uuh.....probably"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dnt wreak that its still in good condition
u should get a lot of car UA-camrs in the back and do a podcast
straight pipe it all the way to the rear bumper lol
like if u agree
Jon Mar lmao
Jon Mar he should just run headers out the front fenders or add stacks right out the front fenders
was thinking pipes out the side
Jon Mar straight pipe the bitch for sure
i just have to say the intro to this channel has to be the most KKona thing ever and i love it
It's huge, it's white, and it's legendary...it clearly must be called Moby Vic!!!!
The next episode will be Cleetus's casting couch.
you might not want to cut the roof off, although it sounds like a grate idea. the roof adds a lot of support to the whole car and if you take that out the sides with bow in and the bottom with cave in so unless you add new support i don't think it would be a good idea to cut the roof off
Does this dude not look like Mark Zuckerberg?
What made you think he wasn't Mark Zuckerberg?
he looks more like tmartn the csgo scandal
He looks like mark zuckerberg’s likable cousin.
naw... he doesn't look jewish
SteakandEggs
No this guy looks human
WE NEED A NAME!!!
Cleetus McFarland How about stretch.
Cleetus McFarland Limogeddon!!
Cleetus McFarland stretch Armstrong.
Pimp juice
Cleetus McFarland Das Boot
It’s gotta be named the Swaggin wagon
Alex Green "shaggin wagon "
You should keep that guys number around and next buy a school bus from there.
Thank you Cleetus'. Thank you for what you do. I needed this
And next episode cleetus gets two 37 foot limos and plans to cut them in half then weld them together and make a 74 foot limo
Tennessee Outdoorsman mmmmmm, your math is off but 74 feet of car would be epic
GokuFromEarth 37 plus 37 is 74
Tennessee Outdoorsman don't comment that here, because if he actually bothers to read it, were all screwed
Tennessee Outdoorsman yeah, but you said cut them in half and weld them together. 37÷2= 18.5
and if you combine them together it's back to 37
You should do a dual dually on that limo
That would bring it down to about like 22 wheel horsepower 😂
Do something crazy with it. I don't think destroying it is a good option though.
The row of crown vics is foreshadowing lmao
Oh my Jesus that is amazing.
Don’t destroy it
* opens limo door * "it smells just like a limo in here, cooper"
Am which means "boy it smells like seamen and whores in here"
notthelegend27 obviously you've never been around a Navy base on a Friday eve for weekend passes.
Any way you could put a second diff in the back with a cross lock for 4 wheel burnouts?
How about calling it The Limoghini? Or Stretch Armstrong? Or The Long Ranger?
Limoghini for sure Hahahahhaa
Limoghini gets my vote!
the limoghini.... i like the sound of that
THE ELIMONATOR
Mark dude perfect name
Mark. Yes
Maybe just "The Limonater"
The clear winner
Take the cats out and straight pipe it please lmfao
Reese Anderson hood stack
The land yacht must live again! I agree with both the hot tub restoration and amphibious conversion, however if you do make it float, do it right by getting some barrel drums and a horizontal outboard motor with propeller cage...
Project neighbor is obviously going to be put on hold since the Coyote engine will be going into this!
dont cut the roof off without suporting the top because it will break in halfm
RustyRanch no shit
Jake Majava sometime the obvious needs to be said.lol
Dont cut the roof.... it will probabaly bow in half
unless you could brace it somehow??
Watch a video on how a limo is built, and you would question its safety. They cut the frame, slide the ends apart, slide a new frame member into the original frame, weld it in place, and start to install body panels. Now you know how 18 people were killed in one accident recently. Driver survived, but all the passengers died.
@@robertheinkel6225
That has more to do with there not being seatbelts...
I was thinking that as soon as I saw it. The frame must be extremely sturdy, but it's still mind boggling how it doesn't arch down in the middle
@@robertheinkel6225 www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/20-people-killed-vehicle-crash-new-york-state-police-say-n917541
The salesman just like, "Good God, I didn't think I'd ever sell this thing. Take the keys, please, idk what you're tryna do with this thing, but I don't even care, just take it off my lot."
Make the back a flatbed to put Leroy on!
Ok here's what ya do.
*Massive lift
*Massive tires
*Massive roll cage
*Massive blown BBC
*Massive fun in the mud!!!
GO! GO! GO!!!!!!
*BBC?...*
+JBT 1999 Big Block Chevy
There might be another meaning.
JBT 1999 especially if it's blown...
"Massive blown BBC" 😂😂 Only Chevy guys take pride in calling their big blcoks a "BBC" lol
Cut the back of it off and make it a car hauler for Leroy
Best idea ever #haulleroy @cletusmcfarland
Yes!
Whoa! That GIGANTIC 37 feet Lincoln Town Car Dual Axle Limousine is so POSITIVELY AMAZING! Please fix it up 'til it feels brand new as heaven!
It’s name shall be: RON JEREMY!!
Yep.... there's nothing else that long that's white.