Calgon Advert Compilation

This video feels like it was a long time coming.
When I was a very young kid, I remember seeing adverts for Calgon all the time on TV. They were everywhere. And me being an autistic child, you can imagine what that led to. I would constantly look them up online, but as opposed to finding the ones I saw, I found a whole plethora of Calgon adverts from an insane amount of different countries, in languages that I couldn't understand whatsoever. Despite how honestly boring and repetitive these adverts actually are, they still hold a special place in my heart. So why not dedicate an entire video to them?
Anyways, I'm ready to ruin my analytics, and present to you all, 30 minutes of random Calgon Adverts from a load of different countries.
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LANGUAGE NOTICE
This video contains various advertisements for Calgon Water Softener, all in a vast array of different languages. Such languages include, but are not limited to: English, Russian, French, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Norwegian, Turkish, Greek, Israeli and Ukrainian
The primary language of this video is English, because I (Loogi Balloogi) am English. And I can only speak one language, being English. None of the adverts in this video will be translated to English.
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THIS VIDEO INCLUDES (IN ORDER):
• "Bill" (1985, UK)
• "Broken" (2008, UK)
• "Damage" (2008, UK)
• "Saw" (2010, RU)
• "Hard Water Limescale" (1999, UK)
• "Off On Holiday" (1999, UK)
• "Bomb" (2008, FR)
• "Free Warranty Extension" (2011, ESP)
• "Limescale Attack" (2011, ESP)
• "Heap" (2005, UK, Variant 1)
• "Protection" (2001, UK)
• "Protection" (2002, NED)
• "Half a Helmet" (2009, UK)
• "Nightmare" (2008*, NED)
• "Value" (2009, POL)
• "Express Ball" (2009, IT)
• "Edge" (2005, UK)
• "Bill" (1992, NOR*)
• "Limescale" Information Video (2006, GER)
• "Phil Dunn" (2000, UK)
• "Tony Garner" (2000, UK)
• "Mitch Mitchell" (1999, UK)
• "Sticky Note" (2004, RU)
• "Value" (2009, UKR)
• "Every Second Counts" (2002, UK)
• Calgon Sponsor Segment (2008, TUR)
• "Mop" (2004, FR)
• "Calgon Protection" (2005, POR)
• "Limescale" (2007, ROM)
• "It's your problem love" (2009, RU)
• "Two Machines" (2011, RU)
• "Heap" (2005, UK, Variant 2)
• "Limescale" (2008, UZB)
• "Iron" (2006, GR)
• "So Annoying" (2008, UK)
• "Express Ball" (2008, UK)
• "Unexpected Bills" (2009, UK)
• "Value" (2009, RU)
• "Supermarket" (2009, UK)
• "See" (2003, UK)
• "See" (2003, NED)
• "Value" (2009, GR)
• "Limescale Attack" (2011, UK)
• "Consequences" (2004, NED)
• "Another Breakdown" (2002, UK)
• "Completely Clogged" (2004, UK)
• "Limescale Tragedies (Emmerdale Sponsorship)" (2005, UK)
• "Dog" (2011*, NED)
• "Technical" (2000s, IT)
• "Limescale" (2019, RU)
• "Dog" (2011*, GER)
• "Underwater World" (2015, GER)
• "Hard Water" (2012, RU)
• "Diagnostic" (2014, RU)
• "Bomb" (2007, RU)
• "Sponge" (2012, ESP)
• "Limescale" (2002*, NED)
• "Sink" (2012, GER)
• "Brick" (2016, TUR)
• "Dirt" (2016, TUR)
• "Scrap" (2015, TUR)

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CalgonAquaPro самый лучший!

[@Mokeywashere]

OMG, I'm Autistic too!

[@Coloribus2004]

Hey Loogi? Is it ok If i have a upscale request?

[@Fjz2005]

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