I love how that real estate agent guy feels so authentic while he's telling the story. Either he has a talent for storytelling or he's an amazing actor.
@@tradutorajuliana I thought so too but I think he is from Argentina. Most of his videos are in Spanish and there's one where he has their futbol jersey on.
She must have smelled. There's no way she drops a bomb that big and didn't wipe and wasn't smelling like her turd. Like throw out your pants and underwear after that 🤢
My crazy confession: My husband's little brother passed away suddenly at the age of 26. We all hated their father & he was being a huge bully about making sure he got his "fair share" of the ashes. No one wanted to give him anything, so when he showed up to my MIL's house a few months later, during a family gathering, I told them to keep their dad outside and distracted. I found a small container, went to the backyard, and scooped up a handful of the ashes from the fire pit. Their dad never realized they weren't his son's ashes, and when he finally passed away last year....he was buried with those same ashes that he had put in some ridiculously elaborate urn 😂 (trust me, he deserved it. He had 5 kids and 3 of them had restraining orders on him because he was so crazy). So yeah, there's my confession 😇
the fact that the real estate business didn't work out for him is more than enough of a sign that he needs to try his hand at comedy, I was fucking crying laughing the whole way through the video.
Hope ur doing okay and that ur food is decent. Last time I was in the hospital I cried because they gave me the most bland chicken and rice dish they could muster up.
Nah the shit reveal actually took me out, I thought there was a chance he was overdoing it but that was a fucking abomination 💀 funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time
The woman not knowing her boyfriends name could peep his mail box? Or just wait till their wedding day with the priest going "Do you, Tostein, take Maria ... "
That real estate agent is literally funnier than most professional comedians. Omg I would IMMEDIATELY snap him up and hire him if I owned a real estate company. Esp now that he’s going viral??? Instant hire.
I have very unirronically started to reeeally like Cody's music. Usually is not genre for electronic music but when the outro comes out I dance like crazy haha...
@@leanneparker6139 you could be made to look retarded that way depending on the name. for instance, if someone pulled that on me and asked "how do you spell your name?" umm AJ?, like it sounds, A and then a J
I don't think I've licked their fingers, but 2 different dentist have told me I have a "curious tongue." 😂 I don't thinking about it but my tongue just gravitates towards whatever is in my mouth. They had to hold my tongue out of the way when I was getting a cavity filled once bc it kept messing them up 😂
first video: www.tiktok.com/@elalex702/video/7378043955914493226?_t=8nJRvMIOzr4&_r=1
Thank you for linking it! Needed to see that turd.
Bless you for this😂😂
PICTURE MONICA WITH THE DRACULA FLOW OUTFIT
19:57 you left it on screen for WAYYYY too long lmaoooo
that turd is ridiculous
i love that 85% of the video was one confession
thanks for the heads up 😂
thank you @@adithyasj5840
@@adithyasj5840actually 66.05359957961114%* to be exact buddy
@@adithyasj5840☝️🤓
@@adithyasj5840 66.08832807571% aktually 🤓👆
Monica being the culprit of turdgate is too funny 😭 I was so invested in the story
TURDGATE😭
Monica Shitar too, wtf it has to be fake her name is SHITAR
TURDGATE IS CRAZYYY😭
TURDGATE😭
TURDGATE IM FUCKING CRYING
bro dropped the company, the names, and the even the passwords 😭😭
The closet is at the end of the hall in the 2nd building, the door doesn't lock, there is a laptop on the top shelf, the password is 1234
It’s fake, his whole page is stories like this unfortunately. Wish it was real
@joonsantini Eh it's still a hilarious story but it does suck a bit being fake
he literally ruined his future career for vengeance lol
@@joonsantini the fact his lies are so elaborate kinda makes it even better lol
“Russian submarine”, “the recreation of Titanic”, “a f*ckin anaconda”, gem after gem 🤣🤣🤣
its 3am right now and I started laughing so hard I woke up my dad 😭
I lost it at "whats Security going to do, interrogate the turd? Find out where it came from?"
I love how that real estate agent guy feels so authentic while he's telling the story. Either he has a talent for storytelling or he's an amazing actor.
Based on his accent, he's Brazilian, and we're generally good storytellers, gossiping is a big thing here lol
@@tradutorajuliana I thought so too but I think he is from Argentina. Most of his videos are in Spanish and there's one where he has their futbol jersey on.
Pretty sure he's just brazilian lol We CAN tell a good story we love gossip
Seems like a good salesman!
it apparently is fake, his whole page is stories like that.. so yeah..
Literally screamed out “lets fucking go!” when he dropped monicas name 💀
It’s fake :/
@@BottegaBoxerswhaaat
@@Nicolapepper his tik tok is just fake stories unfortunately. Dude is a great actor tho
That guy getting fired and ranting might be the funniest thing ever
Sadly it's fake
How'd you find out? @@anaemicroyalty0504
@@anaemicroyalty0504NOOOOO IS IT ACTUALLY???
@@meeeepmoooop they have fake stories on their TikTok account apparently
@@meeeepmoooopyah just found out too:( his TikTok has a bunch of crazy stories like that
cody becoming big instead of small when he got up mustve felt great
Must have felt weird. Lol
My confession is that i’m not even eating lunch rn, absolutely rawdogging this video.
honestly it be like that sometimes🥺👌🏽
insane
Thank god. That turd story was rough.
This is the first video in months I’m eating lunch too, all feels right in the world for once
I must confess. I saw his shirt and immediately started quoting Dracula Flow to customers
Why was there no toilet paper either. She dumped, and walked away
Just walking around a mini mansion with poopy cheeks, trail of stink behind her.
She must have smelled. There's no way she drops a bomb that big and didn't wipe and wasn't smelling like her turd. Like throw out your pants and underwear after that 🤢
hey if it’s all in one piece i’m guessing she would’ve ghost wiped after that
That’s actually a good question cause then it would’ve been in there too 😭
LITERALLY CAUSE WTF
but her name is Monica Shittar 😭😭
Right right right right right!!
it's so obviously fake but I didn't even think about it :')
Why do we always have to start lunch with poop videos? 😭🤢
The way he KNOWS we all watch while eating and still frequently makes poop videos
I had breakfast to this
@@kaylavanniekerk3295 me too 🎉
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fr tho im annoyed but i still watch 😓
I love how ppl like the first guy can remain dead serious while simultaneously firing off the funniest jokes LOL
Cody is officially a dad joke pro with that "REAL TEA" joke lol
I JUST sat down with a big bowl of nail chunks. Impeccable timing as always.
Whole chunks. Big ass chunks, not even slivers. Diabolocal.
yum!
I understand this reference😂😂😂
Ah nail chunks a timeless classic
💀
the poop knife callback is insane
Perfect timing. Just took my son out of the microwave!!
Yummy! Drop the recipe
@@ghoultooth
two teaspoons of breastmilk,
One son *(click to see recipe)*
Butter
@@ArrowMaster_ "click to see recipe" is fucking SENDING me😭😭😭
@@ArrowMaster_what’s the son recipe? One sea man, one woman ?
Sims 3 vibes
“Someone fkn shat this Russian submarine in the toilet that is out of order” I love this guys’ choice of words 🤣
is it just me or is cody literally goblincore
and british
Nahhh he’s SO goblincore
Ahem peep his shirt
He looks like the kinda guy who listens to Nekrogoblikon.😊
Nah dog, you're not alone
“who do we call???? 😧”
“we need to call World Records…”
This guy doesn’t need a realtor job I would listen to him tell stories everyday
Seriously though he found his calling he should be a standup comedian or smth
@@BlahBlahblah-kn3tror a podcast
My crazy confession: My husband's little brother passed away suddenly at the age of 26. We all hated their father & he was being a huge bully about making sure he got his "fair share" of the ashes. No one wanted to give him anything, so when he showed up to my MIL's house a few months later, during a family gathering, I told them to keep their dad outside and distracted. I found a small container, went to the backyard, and scooped up a handful of the ashes from the fire pit. Their dad never realized they weren't his son's ashes, and when he finally passed away last year....he was buried with those same ashes that he had put in some ridiculously elaborate urn 😂 (trust me, he deserved it. He had 5 kids and 3 of them had restraining orders on him because he was so crazy). So yeah, there's my confession 😇
Sounds like you’re a hero for honoring your late bro in law’s wishes😂 good on ya❤
dayum lmao
Love it lmao
Why is your profile picture taken in someone’s dark basement 😂😂 great story btw
The goblin energy in this one is maxed out
What about diddling energy? Lol
I'm loving the anthropomorphic turd motif in this video
“I’LL BE HAVING THAT “ 🧌
AHHHHHHH!!!! I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!!
the fact that the real estate business didn't work out for him is more than enough of a sign that he needs to try his hand at comedy, I was fucking crying laughing the whole way through the video.
“the titanic, an anaconda” LMAOOOOO
And it really was the titanic, an anaconda…
Hi everyone I’m Alex the realtor on this video and I want to thanks Cody for commenting on my video 😂❤
in the hospital and they just served lunch, thank you cody
I hope you’re okay and get home quick!
i hope everything works out the best way possible ❤
Hope ur doing okay and that ur food is decent. Last time I was in the hospital I cried because they gave me the most bland chicken and rice dish they could muster up.
@@s4di.3Bland food is usually to minimise the chances of causing GI issues
ur gunnar love this fieces related video
If it’s any consolation Cody I couldn’t care less whether you bang on the desk or not , whatever makes you happy man 🤷🏻
Dinner time with my plain ass pasta after my appendix surgery. Perfect!
damn, glad you got that sucker out and hopefully feeling better 🫂
I hope your recovery goes well!
Comgratulations 🎉🎉🎉
wishing you a speedy recovery!!
Take it easy! That kinda surgery sucks!!
Nah the shit reveal actually took me out, I thought there was a chance he was overdoing it but that was a fucking abomination 💀 funniest shit I’ve seen in a long time
Everyone eating lunch while watching the video, just to find out the majority of the video is about a giant turd. Enjoy your lunch
Lmao at everyone eating while watching Cody's videos. This one isn't the best one for that 🤣🤣🤣
LMAOO Exactly, im happy i waited to eat after the story🙂😭
i still did it though🤭
i’ve never laughed so hard my god the first guy was killing me
Same 😂
It’s the accent for me
10:32 I imagine the walking turd running off like a junimos forest spirit from stardew valley lol
2:03 i never thought this day would come.
wow what a coincidence!! just sat down with my russian submarine turd for lunch!! it actually recently got put into the guinness world record books!!
lol!
Goblin cameo is all I'm living for anymore
The woman not knowing her boyfriends name could peep his mail box? Or just wait till their wedding day with the priest going "Do you, Tostein, take Maria ... "
137 pumps of chai syrup for Tawston. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The build up to this was great.
the severe mouthbreathing action cody serves from 2:33 to 2:43 is insane. he is clutching for air
The intro with the accent made me think of Clinton Kane 😂😂😂😂
SAME OMG 😭😭
ME TOO
I’m not kidding, you gotta get this guy on Insanely Chill. He’s so entertaining.
That real estate agent is literally funnier than most professional comedians. Omg I would IMMEDIATELY snap him up and hire him if I owned a real estate company. Esp now that he’s going viral??? Instant hire.
Isn't real unfortunately. A skit.
I have very unirronically started to reeeally like Cody's music. Usually is not genre for electronic music but when the outro comes out I dance like crazy haha...
SAME. Not usually my genre, but it always slaps
rightttt it’s just so fun
21 Savage be like 0:02
Ricardo sounds like he was in on it. Dude sounds like he was the mastermind the whole time.
Big Cody lore unlocked
That real-tea joke was amazing 😂
The Dracula Flow shirt goes crazy hard, my guy
Cody yapping about turds while I was literally eating a cheeseburger
I literally had to look away from the screen
Cody posting at the exact same time as he always does:
Everybody: 🤯
I was fully prepared to have to hunt down this tired picture, but the scream i SCRUMPT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WHY IS THERE NO TOILET PAPER?!?!😭😭😭💀💀
She was just walking around with that muddy swamp, goddayum
Cause it's an out of order bathroom
@@mina_itsethe video is a skit unfortunately
The way he excitedly screamed ITS GOTTA BE MONICA!!!! 👹 was fucking hilarious
i hope the walking turd is gonna be a recurring character in future videos!
This is one of the best reaction videos we’ve watched I was DYINGGGG freaking Monica bro 😭😭😭
I’m from the UK and you upload for our dinner time so thank you
Currently scrannin some sbag bol
@@gregothy9190its spag bol you nitty
Just a quick fyi, this isn’t the video to eat too guys ❤️😭
Cody’s reaction to the poop was priceless
it really is lunch time
THE WORMS ARE BACK
He really is a fantastic story teller, I was hanging on his every word- this was HILARIOUS 😂💀
This is one of those good old cody ko masterpiece videos
I love the editor with my whole heart
Absolutely slaughtering a grilled cheese rn while watching this, 6 minutes in and so far... f*ck monica
He didn't get fired. He quit. 😂
just sat down for lunch thank you cody ko my lord and savior
literally perfect timing
Same lmao
Why is it always the grossest videos for lunch time lmao
I hope you finish before 20:00 😆
@@Nernage 😭😭😭
This whole video is GOLD and I will be showing it to as many people as possible😭😭
When you don't remember someones name, simply have them meet one of your friends, but let them introduce themselves in front of you
or ask to get their number for the future and then ask how to spell their name🤭
Or ask what their full name is.
@@leanneparker6139 you could be made to look retarded that way depending on the name. for instance, if someone pulled that on me and asked "how do you spell your name?" umm AJ?, like it sounds, A and then a J
@@leanneparker6139good idea till you ask your friend joe
@@elenigerodimosWho’s Joe?
OMG "time to take him to starbucks" is so smart wow
Right on cue for lunch break
the way the goblin joke from the first video has evolved is truly a sight to behold
I ALREADY ATE LUNCH CODY.
NOOOOOO
probably for the best with this one😭😂
Perfect timing! Just getting the spoon warmed up baby 🔥🔥
NO TOILET ROLL? SHE JUST SHAT AND LEFT 😧😧
Cody is locked in on my lunch schedule
My government job boss unclogged the toilet for me after I clogged it. 👍🏼
“It might have pulsations” had me CACKLING LMFAOOO
Happy Cody lunchtime to those who participate
A good way to get through the not knowing someone's name thing would be to complain about your driver's license photo and ask to see theirs
26:03 BRUH I LIVE IN NORWAY AND REMKEBER THAT HEADLINE
"Do you, Tolsten, take this woma-" "woah, woah, woah... I can't do this, uh, Tolsten."
I don't think I've licked their fingers, but 2 different dentist have told me I have a "curious tongue." 😂 I don't thinking about it but my tongue just gravitates towards whatever is in my mouth. They had to hold my tongue out of the way when I was getting a cavity filled once bc it kept messing them up 😂
I never thought poop knife would make a second appearance.
This guy in the first story is the modern day Icarus flying too close to the sun😔
“This one’s different…” 😂
She knew dude. She knew.
30:42 the instant sorry and realisation killed me
Monica to her husband: Soooooo, I wasn't pregnant🥴
The Dracula flow shirt! 👏🏻👏🏻
yeah im not eating anymore after that picture
The first video had me sharing with everyone when it first came out. Definitely deserves all the attention
If only it were real 😢
i'm glad you showed the turd after i was finished with my lunch 😭
I just sat down with my whole lemon. It's lunch time.....
The dental gloves story absolutely took me out lmao
loveee the longer ones, Thank you
I miss these
I miss lunch ☹️
The idea that this man intentionally chose his normal speaking voice is hands down the most hilarious premise he's ever conceived.