He's really doing it. He's surpassing the gods. I thought no mortal could ever reach that level. He's caretaking without needing to think. *It's...Ultra Mom*
OMG you're rIgHT!! I never thought of it tHAT wAY! This will resolve all of the problems anyone had playing this game!! Everyone should read this life hack!!!1! Wow!!,,!,,,!!!
"Allow me to consume this literal drug in order to go against my body's natural cycles. CHILDREN ARE A GIFT!" In other words, reason #1 to never become a parent.
What you will need to buy: 2 clay pots, salt, a stone of black onyx for each child you intend to raise. Step 1: Make a pact with some higher being, preferrably a Celestial since those will not screw you over, but since those are very rare you can settle for a powerful Lich or demon (Not devil, remember that. NOT DEVIL) In the demon case you will find the manual on how to summon one on page 666 of your textbook. Step 2: Go to a graveyard and scoop up some dirt. Step 3: Put the dirt in a clay pot. Step 4: Put salt in the other clay pot. Step 5: Fill the salt-filled clay pot with freshwater. Step 6: Find the child/ren you intend to raise. Step 7: Wait until it is night. Step 8: Mix the two clay pots contents. Step 9: Put the black onyx into the pot (Add another stone for each child if you wish to raise more children). Step 10: Chant the following: Aistadeaa Hic Ypirétis Li Plusomo Step 11: Spill the contents of the pot on the child/ren you wish to raise. Step 12: Done. *Note: In order for the child/ren to not die within the next 24 hours you must repeat this process every 24 hours or so.
Bottle. Yes? Mother’s finnaly reached it, hasn‘t she? Yes. Honestly. What an unbelievable Guy! That form...That glow.. that indeed is the complete.. ULTRA MOTHER Dog i started laughing so loud at 3 am, you are 4real the best Entertainer on UA-cam. Greetings from Germany and Universe 7
I was scared for a second. The world is not ready for Darkk Mane to reproduce, lest we want his offspring to take the form of an Eldritch God and doom us all to hell...
It was removed from YT due to copyright. He put it back on Google drive, here: drive.google.com/file/d/0B6TciDoYStCSSFJqem9MVmRURTQ/view Original tweet : twitter.com/DarkkManeiac/status/828349286643404800
FEED HIM THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I remember why I'm shit in life rn is because I too, when I was a child was thrown in a trashcan filled with my creation. I think I kinda fused my being with my shit... You know, since I had to eat it to survive since my parents left me there for a couple months...
Play Warframe, finish the limbos theorem quest, equip limbo, (make sure to equip his noble animation), stand in place for about 5-7 seconds, and be a gentlemen across every plane of existence.
I couldn't breathe when the interrogation sequence started
Neither could the baby
@@julianha5473 LMAO YOU MADE THAT BETTER
WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI
That is one tough baby, he ain't talking.
DavidFish *BABY GETS DUNKED IN WATER* WHERES THE FUCKING MONEY
_How to raise a baby as a dad :_
1. _Go to the gas station and never come back_
that touched me in a deep level
Come back seven years later saying the line was too long.
My dad sure did a good job with that....
Instruction unclear, child ended up going to the gas station and never came back
Buy milk
"Dark Mom"
No wonder I couldn't find a Dark Dad in this one.
He probably left for milk
3 years ago
@@goroland6904 milk from another woman
N-NIGERANDAYO, SMOYKEY
*Holy Crap !*
_We can raise childs in league of legends now !?_
That ain't new, it's called carrying Annie players
Nah. People who play league never get children.
Playing league is taking care of 4 children as a child that is the only way you can stay sane
@@zzacci887 virgins.
No offense but "childs"
Best notification I’ve received all week, let’s go
Feed him the SOOOOOOUUUUUUULS
He's really doing it. He's surpassing the gods. I thought no mortal could ever reach that level. He's caretaking without needing to think.
*It's...Ultra Mom*
Well he's not a mortal.
Why is there no father in this game?
Thats becouse we are playing as karen , who took the kid.
Mateusz Nowak No, its because we were playing with the african mom dlc
Nah the karen part is canon
Boss, you killed a child!
AMAZING! MISSION COMPLETE!
THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS!!
Snake?
SNAAAAKE!!
THE ONE AND ONLY
amAZING
ua-cam.com/video/V6O-vBVCbg0/v-deo.html
A Glorious Guide on How to Raise a Child*
A glorious guide on how to play ap mother
I WANT THE BAYBEEEE
I desire the feetus
the judge gets the baby
The king of ghoulish goons has returned. All is well
The point is
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
OMG you're rIgHT!! I never thought of it tHAT wAY! This will resolve all of the problems anyone had playing this game!! Everyone should read this life hack!!!1! Wow!!,,!,,,!!!
I like the new league of legends update
I want you to raise me as your child.
This game is EXACTLY like raising a child in real life.
For realsies
10/10
A... a video game play through? I never thought I would see this again for at least another four years.
*OH NO , HE HAS THE BABY...IMPOSSIBLE*
You are one of the funniest and inspirational lol youtuber i know... You're the reason why I carry my friends ❤️
subsicribe to t series
@@toreq1127 I'm guessing you're the friend he carries?
Nillerbae hey can you sign my petition?
STOP
Darkk Man, you’ve gotta stop piledriving my funny bone like this
It has feelings too lolol
(Btw really enjoyed this)
HE HAS BLESSED US WITH VIDEO THANK YOU DEAR LORD
a galactic god takeing care of a child
cool
*Throw American cheese on it*
Why do people do that????
Starts episode and immediately theres an old episode reference.
HurricaneX31 I WANT THE BABY
"Allow me to consume this literal drug in order to go against my body's natural cycles. CHILDREN ARE A GIFT!"
In other words, reason #1 to never become a parent.
Lol, yesterday i watched a few Darkk Mane Videos and thought: This guy should again upload something.
Here we are lul!
YUSSSSS THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YOUR CONTENT
Mystic Myth like your pic
What you will need to buy: 2 clay pots, salt, a stone of black onyx for each child you intend to raise.
Step 1: Make a pact with some higher being, preferrably a Celestial since those will not screw you over, but since those are very rare you can settle for a powerful Lich or demon (Not devil, remember that. NOT DEVIL) In the demon case you will find the manual on how to summon one on page 666 of your textbook.
Step 2: Go to a graveyard and scoop up some dirt.
Step 3: Put the dirt in a clay pot.
Step 4: Put salt in the other clay pot.
Step 5: Fill the salt-filled clay pot with freshwater.
Step 6: Find the child/ren you intend to raise.
Step 7: Wait until it is night.
Step 8: Mix the two clay pots contents.
Step 9: Put the black onyx into the pot (Add another stone for each child if you wish to raise more children).
Step 10: Chant the following: Aistadeaa Hic Ypirétis Li Plusomo
Step 11: Spill the contents of the pot on the child/ren you wish to raise.
Step 12: Done.
*Note: In order for the child/ren to not die within the next 24 hours you must repeat this process every 24 hours or so.
NO! I want the baby I want it, the judge wants the baby he wants it.
the judge gets the baby
*G I V E M E T H E B A B Y I W A N T T H E B A B Y*
Bottle.
Yes?
Mother’s finnaly reached it, hasn‘t she?
Yes.
Honestly. What an unbelievable Guy!
That form...That glow..
that indeed is the complete..
ULTRA MOTHER
Dog i started laughing so loud at 3 am, you are 4real the best Entertainer on UA-cam. Greetings from Germany and Universe 7
Darkk mom
Worst mom since 1898
U never seen what your mom did to you lol
1898 you say?
Any fellow Sinfonians here?
I think u mean since ‘76
*best
*black* mom
Damn I loved this vid especially that last part where the Babey speaks all Japanese 🤣🤣
I legit screamed in terror when I saw the title of this video knowing Darkk Mane
Instructions unclear, ended up raising a ghoul.
Couldn't raise a child better than that
Step 1: Meet the baby
Step 2: YEET THE BABY
This is my favorite condom commercial.
Holy fuck i literally scream when i scroll over my subscribtion page and see this new gold
I was scared for a second.
The world is not ready for Darkk Mane to reproduce, lest we want his offspring to take the form of an Eldritch God and doom us all to hell...
i died at the waterboarding
I was not expecting that ending lmao
Is there no end to your hubris?
I will have to implement that sentence into my daily life.
omfg howd i miss that originally?! He just fucking waterboarded a baby! omfg
REUPLOAD THE RED ROSES TOO VIDEO PLEASE
It was removed from YT due to copyright. He put it back on Google drive, here: drive.google.com/file/d/0B6TciDoYStCSSFJqem9MVmRURTQ/view
Original tweet : twitter.com/DarkkManeiac/status/828349286643404800
Parent of the year right there
"Baby you sonofabitch"
Oh *wait !*
A Glorious guide on how to raise a child.
Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time.
2:37 "In theaters this Friday" on 2/29/2018....
That was 1 year and 2 weeks ago
There also isn't a leapyear in 2018
@@bradenswan2882 So you're telling me that "Parenting" wasn't actually ever going to be in theaters?
But why would Nithan lie
3:31 okay darkkmane im watching stop-- stop harass-- STOP HARASSING ME
His comedy is soooo fucking good
''Insert it in to the child''
I must go beyond my current self...
Tell me, Baby, have you ever heard these words before?
*P L U S U L T R A*
The quality content I subscribed for.
That awesome edit. *ULTRA MOTHER*
"you son of the bitch"
oh wait i'm his mom
"condoms they are cheap as shit" NO TRUER WORDS WERE EVER SPOKEN" ALL HAIL DARK MOM!!!
Respect to all the mothers out there who have to fend off aliens from abducting their babies every day
FEED HIM THE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What a glorious guide!
I think I remember why I'm shit in life rn is because I too, when I was a child was thrown in a trashcan filled with my creation. I think I kinda fused my being with my shit... You know, since I had to eat it to survive since my parents left me there for a couple months...
Yes please just what I needed
he got the baby the lawyer want thhe baby i want the baby the court want the baby but you got da baby
Clicked on this out of curiousity, skipped neatly to "Now the baby will suffocate to death."
"WHERE IS THE TOY ROOM YOU VIBRATING SON OF A BITCH?"
-Darkk Uka-san 2k19
*Gets the formula*
Can't put the formula.
it's so hard to be a single mom
when I'm a teenage boy with no kids
(read it from someone else lol)
Darkk. I just had an exam that went to shit but you just made me forget about that shit and laugh again. I love you my bro
calling a child "son of a bitch" in a game where you're the mother
Wait, if Darkkmane calls his own baby a son of a bitch...
best condom commercial i have ever watched
If you don't hit 1 mil subs by the end of 2019 Jamie will come back and eat the sun
Darkk Mane: How to raise a child
Me: Wait that's illegal....
WHERE
IS
THE
TOY
ROOOOMMMMM
If u'd uploaded more videos Hungary would be a fully democratic country
This made my day
Nice mama instinct
The baby wants _cheesecake_
Play Warframe, finish the limbos theorem quest, equip limbo, (make sure to equip his noble animation), stand in place for about 5-7 seconds,
and be a gentlemen across every plane of existence.
Man don't you just hate it when aliens try to abduct your baby cause I sure do
Even the completed Ultra Mother couldn't handle THE BABY at the end
Holy hell! A sequel to the masterpiece Space Jam?!
this is pretty accurate with the exception that in real life, you don't get those convenient little bubbles.
Oh jee sherlock you dont say?!
The comedic element is that a lot of it is realistic with the exceptions of earthquakes and aliens. Instead you get headaches and constant screaming
Thanks, now i shall raise my child with all the knowledge you gave me
Interrogation scene had me deader than thar fucking baby let me tell you that
I liked this video before i watched it. And i was not disappointed.
Yeet the baby.
Baby-"don't yeet the baby."
YEETUS MAXIMUS
You call him many times "son of a bi***" but you are the mother :/
And that's how boss baby became a man
*I W A N T T H E B A B Y*
Pretty sure you are a nanny in this game.
now this is is the quality content I signed up for, thanks Nithin.
With the title i thought it was an octodad video
fuck
damn I am the first coment for the first time
i WaNT thE bABy: The game, the movie, the life.
_I want the baby, you want the baby_
GIMME THE BABY! I WANT THE... actually nevermind
Everyone hide, HE HAS THE BAYBEE!!!!!!!!!1!11!
10:17 MIGATTE NO ULTRA MOMI
lmfao did he just waterboard a baby?