2:30 don’t forget in an alternate universe where everyone lives in the game during the first game he got impale instead of Junko’s sister and still he lives like bruh how btw I also remember his organs never got hit with the spears so bruh that guy is literally PLOT ARMOR
4:40 i see where you’re coming from, but this was actually a translation error. in the original japanese game, nagito is speaking in english in the 4th trial, so hajime couldn’t understand what he was saying. for some reason instead of changing it to spanish or something in the english version, they just kept it all in english.
Hajime is actually quite smart. They’re Japanese, of course he wouldn’t know what an octagon was. Nagito said it in English, not Japanese. And then he just didn’t elaborate. Another point where the dub just sucks at translating plot points. -Hajime Stan
If kokichi is your lawyer one of two things happen either A he doesn’t care and skips the trial or B he shows up and you instantly go free because he lies his ass off
"You're cooked.YOU'RE COOKED" "YOU'RE SCREWED" "GONTA FUCKED UP" "If you're a girl,you're fine,if you're a man......" "If Kokichi was my lawyer,he would cook the shit out of the judge." "SLAY GIIIIIRL,KYOKO ON GOD,SHE WILL COOK,INSTANT FREEDOM,INSTANT FREEDOM" "Bro just give up,you're cooked" "Kaede is the GOAT" (real) "Fuyuhiko is a homie for life"(real again) Btw,Sayaka is not a snake 😭
Tenko would go to Jail in no time for her constant sexism, if not for her insults, than for admitting to the purpose of Neo Aikido and her plan to erase half of the world's population. 🤷♂️ Angie isn't really bound to one category, her Atua visions could lead to *any tier* in this chart 😂
Anyone in the “Fight the judge tier” wouldn’t even be offended. They would say, “I’m sorry. You said, ‘fights’? I destroy the judge. I WIN. *insert random insult here*”
Chihirou tries to defend you, but as the other prosecutor or judge interrupts him, he gets quieter and more nervous. If the judge/prosecutor raises their voice a lot or are harsh/rude, he starts crying and loses his confidence. You end up with a lighter sentence then what you would have gotten, but not free from all charges. He apologizes over and over, that he couldn't do better, but after talking, the best thing you get from the trial is a friend for life.
The only person I trust to defend me in court among all the Dangonronpa Characters is Hifumi. Because I would laugh my ass off watching his performance. I think the jury would Ironically feel bad and just let me go because he was all I could afford.
i think of gonta asking mid-trial if you like bugs and if you say no, he will just leave💀 idk why
Well why wouldn't he? Anyone who doesn't like bugs should immediately get the life sentence.
gonta would chase the whole court and place them into his ultimate lab and do an insect meet and greet 💀
He will leave without even saying anything lmaoo 😭
bro mews in his default sprite
@@XXchromosomeeee REAL BRO
@@YourFavoriteNPC Gonta has always been a chad since he was born
"Gonta fucked up. Gonta need money for bugs" -Gonta 2024
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the fact he puts haiji on the "you both go to Jail" without explanation because we aready know why
I feel like Junko would lie, fight the judge, and make my sentence worse on purpose, all in that order.
That's definetly the Junko way to "save" her client, by making the most dispearful trial and defense ever
You forgot the part where she blows up the entire Courtroom destroying everyone inside including you. (At least you dont have jail time now)
Kokichi would saul goodman his way out of the trial
Saul badman*
"I like 'em free. As free as possible."
-Saul DanganronpaMan
Taka would definitely be best lawyer ever
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I knew Chihiro isn't guilty, and always let everyone free, he's such a bean
I hc that he’d hack into the police database and change the date on the warrant to make it look like the police raided your house without a warrant
@@goldenwarrior1186 nah he wouldn't he would just let me be free
That's why he's need to be boiled to be cooked beans 👍
4:57 the transition from baseball bat to mahiru CAN’T be a coincidence.
"remember Kaito ? well you can forget him" there's Kazuichi and.... he's just DUMB. 😂
"how many size does an octogon hav-" "SHUT UP !" 🤣
At this point you’re holding the whole Danganronpa fandom on your shoulders
2:30 don’t forget in an alternate universe where everyone lives in the game during the first game he got impale instead of Junko’s sister and still he lives like bruh how btw I also remember his organs never got hit with the spears so bruh that guy is literally PLOT ARMOR
Bruh not you adding Haiji and not saying why he’s there, just straight up there without a speech for him 💀💀
Doesnt he always do that?
We all know why
@@theknightwithabadpictotall7639 ikr 😭✋
@@theknightwithabadpictotall7639 "I, uh.. I like em younger. As young as possible."
@@PaperPlane675FR
Nuhhh Gonta swearing is wild XD
He lost his chill 😔
The fact leons commentary or whatever was just "AHOAHOAHOAHO"
Gonta: *happy as regular (kinda)*
Gonta: …Gonta fucked up-
1:03 this is the same guy who illegally joined an astronaut program
5:17 SAYAKA IS *NOT* A SNAKE, SHE JS WANTED TO MAKE SURE HER GROUP WERE ALIVE.
FR😭 the day people realize sayaka isn't a snake and people would do the same thing she did if they were in the killing game is the day i rest🙏
Korekiyo is defo letting the intrusive thoughts win and say smth abt his sister then he gets jumped by everyone there ☠︎︎
Claiming I was here early, watching later. Ishimaru is gonna defend me like fire🔥🔥🔥
2:48 IM A GIRL I AIN’T COOKED
If kaito defend you maki will show up but to make it worse for you
Do a if Danganronpa characters were in court tier list and their lawyer is Pheonix Wright
4:40 i see where you’re coming from, but this was actually a translation error. in the original japanese game, nagito is speaking in english in the 4th trial, so hajime couldn’t understand what he was saying. for some reason instead of changing it to spanish or something in the english version, they just kept it all in english.
Hajime is actually quite smart. They’re Japanese, of course he wouldn’t know what an octagon was. Nagito said it in English, not Japanese. And then he just didn’t elaborate. Another point where the dub just sucks at translating plot points. -Hajime Stan
I half expected Nagito would set the courtroom on fire because it's gonna ENLIGHTEN everyone's hopes, pun intented.
"Ahoahoahoahoa" will always be funny
1:24 poor mondo and he’s gang need a new Mosul gay guy
Since when was Nahida in Danganronpa 💀
If kokichi is your lawyer one of two things happen either A he doesn’t care and skips the trial or B he shows up and you instantly go free because he lies his ass off
“Just like her dad never showed up” DAMN
Aw… You’re making me sound like a _liaaarrr_ … I would _never_ lie!~ Neeheehee!~
"You're cooked.YOU'RE COOKED"
"YOU'RE SCREWED"
"GONTA FUCKED UP"
"If you're a girl,you're fine,if you're a man......"
"If Kokichi was my lawyer,he would cook the shit out of the judge."
"SLAY GIIIIIRL,KYOKO ON GOD,SHE WILL COOK,INSTANT FREEDOM,INSTANT FREEDOM"
"Bro just give up,you're cooked"
"Kaede is the GOAT" (real)
"Fuyuhiko is a homie for life"(real again)
Btw,Sayaka is not a snake 😭
I feel like not only would Mondo fight the judge, but we would both end up in jail with longer sentences 😭
The fact he didn’t even say anything about the pedo in ultra despair girls 😭
Taka would be like "free my bro, he ain't doing nothing wrong!!!"
Tenko would go to Jail in no time for her constant sexism, if not for her insults, than for admitting to the purpose of Neo Aikido and her plan to erase half of the world's population. 🤷♂️
Angie isn't really bound to one category, her Atua visions could lead to *any tier* in this chart 😂
"Gonta extended to life"
real.
Chiaki wouldn't show up bcs she was on tetris and didn't wanna lose her combo
himiko would send you to jail and say she'll get you out by using her magic,until you realize she doesnt show up to your jail cell for 2 whole years.
I think you missed the Nostalgia Critic, Linkara and Spoony.
The fact that Mahiru showed up the instat he mentioned a baseball bat is killing me
Chiaki almost definitely plays among us, that's how she's freeing you
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Mr. Plot Armor
Not the "Your honor if you are what you then my client is an innocent man" line
"Your honour you weren't even fucking there"
I'm so glad i didn‘t fall asleep🌞
K1-B0 would just do his jetpack ability when things go bad and blow up the courtroom.
I honestly will only trust Celestia, Kokichi and Korekiyo
Life sentence.
Anyone in the “Fight the judge tier” wouldn’t even be offended. They would say,
“I’m sorry. You said, ‘fights’? I destroy the judge. I WIN. *insert random insult here*”
Chihirou tries to defend you, but as the other prosecutor or judge interrupts him, he gets quieter and more nervous. If the judge/prosecutor raises their voice a lot or are harsh/rude, he starts crying and loses his confidence. You end up with a lighter sentence then what you would have gotten, but not free from all charges. He apologizes over and over, that he couldn't do better, but after talking, the best thing you get from the trial is a friend for life.
Celeste WOULD lie, but she also could fuck up and get angry because of her giant, fradile ego.
3:40 bro didn’t even say anything and didn’t need to about.. that guy.
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The only person I trust to defend me in court among all the Dangonronpa Characters is Hifumi. Because I would laugh my ass off watching his performance. I think the jury would Ironically feel bad and just let me go because he was all I could afford.
the transition at 4:52 💀
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haiji wasnt even able to defend you. he was on trial along with you.
How day will doing in titanic or in sinking ship
Why am I seeing so much things with Miu and Celeste lol
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Nah I'm already in jail 4 no reason just protecting
5:01 nah byakya is the judge-
3:44
Truuu
Kyoko Is The Only Person I Would Trust To Defend Me In Court Not Any Of These Dumbasses💀
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If no one’s going to say it, then I will. I STILL BELIEVE IN GONTA!! HE’S NOT THE PERSON WHO WOULD DO THAT!!!
1:38 😂
Hamburger 🍔
kyoko forever the goat
SAYAKA ISN'T A SNAKE😭
Kokichi would forge the evidence.
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