Reinhardt: -300 health -200 armor -That's 500 total, and 300 health without his precision german engineering suit -and ripped af Roadhog: -600 health -is fat WHY ARE PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT THIS COMMENT IT'S JUST A JOKE LMAO
I remember when it was posted on 4chan 7 months ago. It wasn't funny then, and it wasn't funny now. Kudos for changing the ">"s to "-"s instead though. Really adds a personal flair to it.
i have a job interview in half an hour and i've been stressing my ass off but this video is exactly what i needed to chill the fuck out so thanks astrokitty
when a player dies and flies in the air the high school musical song so fits but another good song with that would be - i'm like a bird by nelly furtado
That winston jumping back up killed me holllyyy shit.
SAME LMAO
That sound bit was amazing
Deli I was wondering what you were talking about but 5 seconds later I see it and now I can't breathe
AstroKitty what was that sound effect called?
Ikr😂😂😂 just got it know and I'm crying
My kink is hearing Astro saying baby
molskiii Sleepy Baby.
boo
The growling winston jumping back up scared the shit out of me lol
I need an "I pressed Q" soundboard button I can just press. I'd probably save myself a shit ton of breath daily.
Spiders
Wasabi I'm sorry
it's too late for that
Wasabi bb pls
im gone
*🅱ut He Has Gold E lI MS*
🅱 O N E L E S S N I 🅱🅱 A
is your res🅱ect for women 🅱oneless?
Evan Cox im 🅱ay
Corey In The Pizza Hut can you sign my 🅿️enis?
Gold elim machine 🅱️R O K E, we got silver elim though
2:10 i spat out my fucking water
sorry
ricky Winston's are scary business as a support unless your zeny cuz you wreck face with zenyatta
*When Astrokitty uploads*
Me: groans very loudly
When Astrokitty uploads
Me: Uploads
AstroKitty Thank you Daddy Astro.
I like how it has been about a year since the "fucking mercy" meme and it is still funny. lul
I was out of the country for two weeks with no internet and I just got home and binged all your videos I missed and now I'm truly home
welcome home fam
But I have bronze elims.
ironman
Gold elims more like gold deaths...
more like gold effort
if you have gold deaths do you have the most or the least *hits blant*
2:12 killed me LOL
Modern Plays Games SAME FAM
Same dude lol
Modern Plays Games sameee
Same lol. The part where he peeked behind the corner and tried to jump back made me laugh so much XD
the peeking up the corner sound was one of the funniest shit ive ever heard on this channel
Reinhardt:
-300 health
-200 armor
-That's 500 total, and 300 health without his precision german engineering suit
-and ripped af
Roadhog:
-600 health
-is fat
WHY ARE PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT THIS COMMENT IT'S JUST A JOKE LMAO
rein is old af,basically ashes at this point
Mad Soldier but zarya has only 200 hp and she can bench 513 pounds... the age thing doesn't make sense
Thomas Vance *zarya is a woman*
GOTEM
I remember when it was posted on 4chan 7 months ago.
It wasn't funny then, and it wasn't funny now.
Kudos for changing the ">"s to "-"s instead though. Really adds a personal flair to it.
Your comment:
-Not original
-Not funny
I love when the camera follows the dead bodies
Life is like a Hanzo main
It hurts
Alex Daniels hey, did someone say hanzo?
Hanzo
when you hear the high school music in the background slowly fade in you know shits about to go down
its like a rocket countdown sequence
the noise you put with the winston jumping back up made me laugh so hard lol
"i've got a maid that sounds like reaper."
...
"Does he have cancer?"
Fokin died, lmao
I just got my wisdom teeth removed and its so good to see an upload from you to take my mind off it AstroShitty.
have some scrambled eggs
5:58 the way reaper was screaming while using shift lmao he didn't even need help haha i love this dude
Going through some though times in my life, and your videos help keep the mood up. So, thanks Astro!
yay bb
1:50 in the chat 'ur probably a fukin aldi shopper' im dead😂😂😂
That stupid Winston trying to jump up made me laugh way more than it should have
Literally spit out my food when that Winston came jumping back up to the edge.
the winston ulting off the map and coming back up got me dead
every video of yours gets me every time, love you astro
When the Winston jumps up after getting booped, I lost it
When the tranquility won't last long enough and u let her down
this is my fav video of your so far and i've seen all of them 20 time
Right before I'm about to sleep, nice job Astrokitty
That winston coming back up made me laugh so hard
We need an astromemes soundoard update
im too ceeeeeeebs sorry
Yea this will probably always be my fav video of yours. I always watch it when I'm sad and I always laugh ♡
"Sorry boiz, me internet cooked it" is the most aussie thing i've ever heard
When Winston jumped to the sound of that old Australian guy I lost my shit hahaha
The title sums up 85% of my voice chat experiences...
Cat fact of the video: according to many surveys from America, Britain and Australia Cats are the most popular pet.
this was a pretty weak fact but i appreciate the effort, i look forward to the next cat fact
Hopped out of the shower and freaked out when i saw the hot and spicy astrocity video
This video was exceptionally funny. Thanks AstroKitty.
ooo no way
This honestly is my most favourite video from you
Hey thats me! :D Enjoyed playing with you my man.
you too fam
When the Winston came back... Lol
2:09 had me laughing so hard when his head popped back up and growled at him😂😂😂😂😂
Hanzo: "Can't get all Elims"
*MCCREE HAS GOLD*
*ZEN HAS SILVER*
I can't stop smiling when i watch one of your videos, the memefest is too much to handle
where do you find these funny people in solo Q? all i get is salt on my team 90% of the time
Pr0style australians,lovely cunts
noice
were a good bunch of convicts
i wish i was australian. I am just a stupid european.
Astrokitty back at it again with the 10 minute uploads
I loved the Outokitty in this video, extra cute and good.
i love my outos
I sat through an entire Minecraft ad for you
trooper
"you have 2 weeks left to live"
"BUT I HAVE GOLD ELIMS"
'Pretty good push' That rein AHAH
I had to choose between this and a maximillianmus video and well here I am
Pretty good push is so hilarious Lol
Every Lucio main has missed that Hanamura wall ride at least once 😞
There can only be one Oats, you can't compete...
i have a job interview in half an hour and i've been stressing my ass off but this video is exactly what i needed to chill the fuck out so thanks astrokitty
Last time I was this early Astrokitty was a pro Zen.
Guess I was never early :/
NightlockDragon with more style than them.
neither
Here since 5k, love ya astrocity
Lmfao those last few clips had me so dead
Your wallriding got much better! Nice boop
5:57 killed me... 😂😂Hahah found something new to say when playing lucio xDDD Whoopeee!!
AstroJob NiceKitty
You're genuinely the funniest overwatch youtuber ive watched in a while. Im new but fuck youre so good
The soundboard of the memes is great
I once had gold damage as Junkrat and my team were still angry at me. i don't understand why
Thnx for using my outro papa kitty, keep up the good vids mate
I see the golden lucio gun is treating you well
Back off my Janks used "FUCKING MERCY" when he got a quad kill and the mercy got a 5 man Rez
"bUt I HaVe gOLd EliMs" *insert spongebob face*
8:21 Shenpai would be ashamed
SaniBay Aye, what a place to find you.
everyone would be ashamed
i wonder why lucio's so good at running
Fuckin hell this is the best one yet mate
Astro is my city
we all live in the astrocity
8:08 lol close up tracking always kills me
when a player dies and flies in the air the high school musical song so fits but another good song with that would be - i'm like a bird by nelly furtado
the legend suvo
when u hear that outro music startin to come in and u get a lil depressed
*I cant believe you've done this*
Those are some cheeky golden boops. Also, shout out to Oats for the spiritual cameo at 8:10.
Tom Kark:
1985-2017
Cause of death: 2:13,Laughter
1:46 "ur probably a fukin aldi shopper" LMFAO
But I have gold elims needs to be a soundbyte
Holy shit you used a sound bite of the guy talking about the savage dog! That's done me
Hanzo couldn't also have it if Astro had silver
You have been accused of being a bad mcCree.
BuT I HaD gOLd ElIms
Astros growing so fast
Please upload more i wait hours waiting for you to upload your videos make my day.
im tryinnnn bb
Thank you so much
Astrokitty?
More like
Astronoob
HA GOTTEM
i luv your editings ^-^
I lost my shit when the fucking growling winston, fucking hilarious
Astro is either not showing us his rank because he's on the brink of masters, or he's so low and he's embarrassed to show us
4:35 "Symmedra"
Every time he says 'Boopy' I physically shudder, I don't know why but that word makes me cringe so hard.
INSANE RANK 1 ZENYATTA ASTROKITTY ON SOME MAP *10 ELIMS*
May your elims always be Au.
I'm wearing no socks
James Kendrick1 Hh that's kinda hot
2:10 this was amazing.
4:50 needs to become a meme, otherwise I will film myself turning of the light
I take it back 5:57 is more important
2:14 for some reason I laughed my ass off at that
Yes get to c an Astrocity video when it comes out!
above average performance, space fairing feline