A Good Day to Die Hard - Analysis - What Went Wrong?

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  • @PaulMcElligott
    @PaulMcElligott 9 років тому +112

    The great thing about John McClane was that he was the antidote to all those invincible 80s action heroes. He was human, vulnerable, and relatable. This McClane was one of those 80s action heroes he wasn't supposed to be.

  • @DatsWhatXiSaid
    @DatsWhatXiSaid 10 років тому +193

    Each Die Hard movie not only had a defined villain, but a defined setting.
    DH1 - a skyscraper
    DH2 - an airport
    DH3 - a city
    DH4 - a country
    DH5 - ???
    They should have made "Olympus Has Fallen" the DH5 movie. That way, again, McClane could be thrown into a plot against his will, the setting would be very defined. We'd be back to a building, but a famous and high tech building. And the villain in OHF, Kang, would have been perfect for the DH series.

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 9 років тому +31

      Olympus has fallen is a great Die Hard movie

    • @JohnCharrington
      @JohnCharrington 9 років тому +2

      Kasino80 cracked?

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 років тому +3

      That's What Xi Said I bet it was the original pitch for the movie, and decided to do the father/son bullshit in Russia with a nuclear menace intrigue...

    • @JohnNewton27
      @JohnNewton27 6 років тому +7

      I have a headcanon that John Cale from White House Down is John McClane’s illegitimate son. I think he got drunk one night while he and Holly were separated, and hooked up with Cale’s mom.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 роки тому +2

      A commenter once said this is like the scale getting larger and larger, and that Die Hard 5 SHOULD have been either the Continent or the World.

  • @deathgaming7408
    @deathgaming7408 8 років тому +590

    When i first click this i thought it was Cinema Sins lol.

    • @rickycollins7723
      @rickycollins7723 7 років тому

      XD Same

    • @dylankaiser5546
      @dylankaiser5546 6 років тому

      me too lol

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 4 роки тому +8

      @DillyDyson007 I had to unsubscribe from cinema sins, because it became fucking annoying. It's just "that's racist" on *EVERYTHING*

    • @danielhathaway1498
      @danielhathaway1498 4 роки тому +4

      People who hate cinemasins are just too goddamn serious. Its obviously meant to be taken light-heartedly. I mean, Honest Trailers can be just as pedantic, but they're still hilarious (or at least they used to be). Ditto, CinemaSins

    • @oops6876
      @oops6876 4 роки тому +6

      Daniel Hathaway Honest Trailers is actually funny. And they don’t get all defensive when people call em on their bullshit.

  • @theojkk5298
    @theojkk5298 11 років тому +240

    I am the only one who really liked Die Hard 4?
    that movie was fun as hell.

    • @khrisscortez
      @khrisscortez 11 років тому +12

      *_4 and 5 are good for me, but personally liked more 4.0_*

    • @stevenjohnson7442
      @stevenjohnson7442 10 років тому +24

      Of course your not the only one!
      Its liked by many and highly rated.

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 8 років тому +7

      +TheOjkk Currently a 7 on IMDb so no.

    • @neilbean488
      @neilbean488 5 років тому +1

      I love A Clockwork Orange

    • @Selrisitai
      @Selrisitai 5 років тому +18

      Watched 4 again recently and it is either my favorite or second-favorite Die Hard. It's consistently entertaining and there's just nothing I can do about it. I'm very particular with the movies I like. I only like maybe 40 movies in all, ever? But Die Hard 4 is one of 'em. In fact, I used to say 2 wasn't very good, but last time I watched it, it was far more entertaining than I'd remembered.
      Five is shockingly, strikingly, even _impressively_ awful.

  • @rvzuidema
    @rvzuidema 11 років тому +342

    Die hard 1 was great
    Die hard 2 was realy good
    Die hard 3 was olso realy good
    Die hard 4 was nice
    Die hard 5 was a waste of my time.

    • @stevenjohnson7442
      @stevenjohnson7442 10 років тому +6

      Yep!
      Perfectly summed up.

    • @mrn7356
      @mrn7356 5 років тому +2

      I'm sorry buy die hard 4 was an abomination. Cops read Miranda rights and arrest bad guys NOT murder them leaves bodies behind and get praised. The villain was so weak. What was the reason for kidnapping the whore of a daughter??
      How did he teleported to Virgia so so fast.

    • @Friedphesh
      @Friedphesh 5 років тому +15

      Die hard 1=One of the best action movies of all time, amazing
      Die hard 2= Pretty good and enjoyable
      Die hard 3= Second best in the franchise, amazing
      Die hard 4= Meh, fine I guess
      Die hard 5= Bullshit

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 4 роки тому +1

      @Cheetah NassBacke Should be called *Die HardCORE* (my version of Die Hard 6, if that ever happens)

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 4 роки тому +7

      @@RanaRandom
      Die Hard: A MASTERPIECE
      Die Hard With A Vengeance: A very UNDERRATED sequel
      Live Free or Die Hard: Sure it's PG-13 but it's still a fun flick, and to me is the TRUE END to the Die Hard series
      Die Hard 2: Ehh, not as fun to watch as 1,3, or 4 but it's still a solid flick
      Die Hard 5: PREFER NOT TO TALK ABOUT, This movie does not exist.
      Also, I thankfully ONLY own the first four films

  • @MegaCrocosaurus92
    @MegaCrocosaurus92 10 років тому +97

    The Unrated version of Die Hard 4 was a hundred times better than this film. Why does no one mention that cut ever? That was the cut that was intended to be released in the first place but was switched at the request of the studio.

    • @metsjets333
      @metsjets333 10 років тому +31

      To be honest I thought PG-13 Die Hard 4, was 100X better than the fifth one.

    • @jamesmors9912
      @jamesmors9912 10 років тому +7

      It's never mentioned, because that cut isn't much better. It had a couple F bombs ooooooohh watch out now.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому

      It's on 1080P and Blu-ray right now so just watch it people

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmors9912 no watch the theatetrical then unrated..... you'll see bigg difference

    • @Critical_libertarian
      @Critical_libertarian Місяць тому

      ​@@jamesmors9912 and there was CGed blood

  • @Kokombads
    @Kokombads 10 років тому +77

    Die Hard 1: A Bank
    Die Hard 2: An Airport
    Die Hard 3: A Whole City
    Die Hard 4: The Whole Country
    I was expecting The whole world to be in danger in Die Hard 5, perhaps Die Hard 5 should be Armageddon though

  • @kevincheng81
    @kevincheng81 8 років тому +160

    Curiously, the disaster of Die Hard 5 made me more desperate for a sequel. I mean, it just can't end like this!

    • @twmcgraw3035
      @twmcgraw3035 8 років тому +1

      Well, we aren't getting a sequel exactly, but a prequel is in the works which is supposed to be set prior to the first film even though that was the John McClane origin story...

    • @kevincheng81
      @kevincheng81 8 років тому +3

      twmcgraw303 I'm optimistic that they'll change their mind, franchise stretchers nobody wanted didn't do fabulously in 2016, they'll see sense.

    • @jarosbodytko6462
      @jarosbodytko6462 8 років тому +4

      Hopefully they'll get a good actor to play a young John McClane. Bruce Willis turned the character into an icon, it should be done justice.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 8 років тому +4

      Kevin Cheng What I tend to do with bad followups is basically pretend the story is not canon to the original.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 8 років тому +4

      ***** Strange. I don't recall or see my comment referencing the Alien movies.
      Still, good for you that you liked Alien 3. I didn't and in my mind, the story concluded with Aliens. Then again, that's just my opinion. No disrespect to yours, my good person.

  • @_Master_Wolf
    @_Master_Wolf 9 років тому +213

    Die Hard: Fucking Awesome.
    Die Hard 2: Cool.
    Die Hard: With a Vengeance: Fucking Awesome.
    Live Free or Die Hard: Fucking Epic!!!
    A Good Day to Die Hard: I fell asleep. Never finished it. Never will. Literally pointless.

    • @oliverhayhoe
      @oliverhayhoe 9 років тому +9

      I'd call 1 Fucking epic and Live Free fucking awesome myself

    • @michav3231
      @michav3231 9 років тому +1

      silentwolfSW97 Yippee ki-yay

    • @_Master_Wolf
      @_Master_Wolf 9 років тому +1

      Oliver Hayhoe Epic is more large scale and big action scenes - Die Hard 4. While awesome is cool and fun and humerous - Die Hard.

    • @oliverhayhoe
      @oliverhayhoe 9 років тому +1

      silentwolfSW97 Oh ok.

    • @orinanime
      @orinanime 9 років тому +2

      +silentwolfSW97
      DH - 9.9/10
      DH2 - 5/10
      DH3 - 9/10
      DH4 - 8/10
      DH5 - 2/10

  • @ArmidaMusic
    @ArmidaMusic 10 років тому +57

    Die Hard: Awesome!
    Die Hard 2: Very Good.
    Die Hard with a Vengeance: Awesome!
    Live Free or Die Hard: Good.
    A Good Day to Die Hard: ...
    WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!

  • @darthwolf2592
    @darthwolf2592 8 років тому +96

    my ranking:
    5. Die Hard 5
    4. Die Hard 4
    3. Die Hard 2
    2. Die Hard 3
    1. Die Hard

  • @VladiSSius
    @VladiSSius 8 років тому +148

    I refuse to acknowledg that Die Hard 5 exist.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +12

      You also refuse to acknowledge the e in acknowledge exists lol

    • @bulbies3010
      @bulbies3010 7 років тому +4

      VladiSSius I refuse to acknowledge that proper grammar exists.

    • @tonykoslowski5010
      @tonykoslowski5010 7 років тому +7

      I don't think any Die Hard fan acknowledges this movie exists.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 роки тому +1

      @@tonykoslowski5010 There was a 5th Die Hard movie?

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 4 роки тому +1

      I know your comment is 4 years old but I agree as I am big fan of the original Die Hard and the sequels Die Hard 2 and 3. I have seen them many times and I am only 34 years old. I have seen Die Hard 4 a number of times but own first 3 on dvd. I have only 5th one once and never again.

  • @seventyeight3452
    @seventyeight3452 9 років тому +138

    Well you can say John McClane is
    UNBREAKABLE!!
    I am so sorry.

  • @YungM.D.
    @YungM.D. 3 роки тому +16

    Die Hard: McClane is utterly desperate to save Ellis’s life from Gruber. Ellis, a man he doesn’t like and thinks very little of. He is visibly shaken when he hears Ellis killed over the radio.
    Die Hard 5: McClane, after running over civilians and wildly shooting bazookas in the street: “I’m on vacation!”

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 2 роки тому

      What

    • @jacobhaimovitz4326
      @jacobhaimovitz4326 Рік тому +1

      A Good Day to Die Hard the hugely highly terrible forgettable infamous unpopular uniconic unsuccessful action/adventure film sequel to the highly hugely beloved/popular famous/legendary iconic unforgettable timeless classic global cultural phenomenal blockbuster smash hit action/adventure film series Die Hard Film Tetralogy/Quadrilogy lost the highly hugely important good message from the main protagonist John McClane both caring about & protecting good people from bad people and in A Good Day to Die Hard John McClane the main protagonist does not care about or is protecting good people from bad people and John McClane was kind humble respectful polite in the first four films but in this one he is extremely selfish self-centered rude disrespectful mean impolite

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 11 років тому +33

    It'll be funny if Chris presented this video while he was wasted.

  • @ThomasTHEONEANDONLY
    @ThomasTHEONEANDONLY 3 роки тому +9

    This video still holds up after almost eight years.

  • @thephantomseb
    @thephantomseb 9 років тому +39

    Die Hard 5 great movie. I mean it was directed by John Moore that guy who made the great Max Payne movie. (everything in this comment was sarcasm).

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 роки тому +4

      But that would mean- but then you- *-head blows up-*

  • @Eisenbison
    @Eisenbison 9 років тому +3

    Very good analysis. This review reminds me very much of the Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels, not only in it's style, but how well it's able to analyze point-by-point what the movie is missing, what it did wrong, and why this movie doesn't live up to it's franchise.
    Good job!

  • @annonymousmaniaciii
    @annonymousmaniaciii 9 років тому +22

    "I'm not one of the people who debate about Die Hard 4 being ruined by its PG13 rating."
    How I feel about Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

  • @colleenking8568
    @colleenking8568 5 років тому +2

    Man, I’m your analyzation videos really deserve more views. I love hearing your thought process on this. Thank you for these!

  • @joshmcdonald1510
    @joshmcdonald1510 8 років тому +34

    I didn't even finish Die Hard 5. The first half of the movie was too painful for me to even finish the film. It is no doubt the worst film of the franchise & it was a disgrace how they butchered the character of John McClane.

    • @scottknode898
      @scottknode898 2 роки тому +1

      I only watched it once and was done with it and have seen the first 3 many times as my favorites especially the first and second Die Hard. Die Hard 4 was not terrible was not one of the best but seemed Willis still was in it and not phoning it in like his most recent movies.

  • @Alexanderzx360
    @Alexanderzx360 10 років тому +32

    It's just like Rocky V, I hope they fix it on a Die Hard 6 like they did in Rocky Balboa

    • @jakesweet1000
      @jakesweet1000 10 років тому +21

      or they can cut their losses and not make another sequel

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 5 років тому +4

      And then die hard 7, with Oscar nomination by Bruce Willis like creed for Stallone 😂

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 4 роки тому

      Or John Rambo after the awful Rambo III.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 4 роки тому

      @@akosleoszilagyi2529 And then they proceeded to shit on Rambo with Last Blood.

    • @akosleoszilagyi2529
      @akosleoszilagyi2529 4 роки тому

      @@WH250398 Rambo franchise from worst to best: 3,5,4,2,1

  • @boab69y2k
    @boab69y2k 10 років тому +42

    I think they rated it R because its rubbish lol

  • @Howizzie
    @Howizzie 10 років тому +1

    One day I decided to go on UA-cam to see a review for a movie that was coming out, your video was at the top of the list, I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at your videos, the hilarioucity reviews are gold. You have inspired me to post videos about things I am passionate about as well. Thank you,

  • @amirgarcia547
    @amirgarcia547 8 років тому +16

    Daemn. This would definitely go on a top ten movies that ruined the franchise list.

  • @callumbrown5375
    @callumbrown5375 9 років тому +91

    I try to forget this movie

  • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
    @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому +19

    8:35 Thank God somebody has finally said this, a hero is not interesting unless we can believe he can get his ass kicked at some point. The Bride in Kill Bill almost got killed several times and she only defeated her oponents after they had given their fucking best and Ash Williams, as badass as he is, spends a huge chunk of the Evil Dead movies running away from something before he gets to shoot some deadite in the face which adds tension to every scene they're in.

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому

      ***** The really injured part is always up for debate (See John McClane literally being nearly unable to stand at the end of the movie or Ash Williams cutting his hand) and I agree we deep down know the hero won't be killed, not only in most movies but also in most novels, but good action movies can make you let go a bit off this fact and make you feel tension and root for your guy to win.

    • @Deadgod91
      @Deadgod91 8 років тому +2

      +Arturo Casab Ash Williams gets beaten, tortured, his wife turns into a deadite & he have to kill her, then dismember her later, his hand gets possessed ,then he to have to lop it off, even himself gets possessed & entire movie he gets tormented. But the scene where he gets his chainsaw hand, whole build up to it , its music & that one-liner "Groovy" ,IMO it's the most badass scene in any horror movie. As a kid, i was used to watching protagonists in horror movie gets tormented , scared to death, always running away & it made sense since you can't punch ghosts or demons but it was first time i saw a guy fight back; it was just refreshing & incredibly awesome to see a horror movie guy turn into an action hero & kick some demon ass.

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому +2

      Deadgod91 Never saw it that way, but it's quite true now that you mention it.

  • @bryanramirez1858
    @bryanramirez1858 11 років тому +17

    This guy... This guy gets it.

  • @pushon10
    @pushon10 9 років тому +61

    God I hate this movie.

    • @ivancorredera4241
      @ivancorredera4241 9 років тому +8

      Blame the director. He's the culprit. And Hollywood.

    • @tonykoslowski5010
      @tonykoslowski5010 7 років тому +4

      +Ivan Corredera Don't forget the writer.

  • @Justice237
    @Justice237 10 років тому +180

    Rotten Tomatoes ratings:
    Die Hard: 92%
    Die Hard 2: 66%
    Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance: 51%
    Live Free or Die Hard: 82%
    A Good Day to Die Hard: 14%
    Need I say more?

    • @skoozeblood
      @skoozeblood 10 років тому +23

      That's any path of Hollywood action sequels. The first one being the best (Die Hard), the second one not as good (Die Hard 2), the third one being not too bad (Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance), a completely unexpected comeback good film (Live Free or Die Hard), and then a piece of dried up dog shit typically found under a couch (A Good Day to Die Hard).

    • @Justice237
      @Justice237 10 років тому +41

      You think?
      Mission: Impossible: 61%
      Mission: Impossible 2: 57%
      Mission: Impossible III: 70%
      Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol: 93%

    • @transfrmpnguinz
      @transfrmpnguinz 10 років тому +18

      AdoreSinging394% Gotta agree that MI IV was much better than the original trilogy. Everything about that film was just fucking brilliant.

    • @Justice237
      @Justice237 10 років тому +5

      I've only seen a few scenes and it looks really kickass

    • @filmsagainstempires1388
      @filmsagainstempires1388 10 років тому +44

      That is so bizarre because Die Hard 3 is one of the best in the series, in my opinion even better than Live Free or Die Hard. I think it is the second best one.

  • @StraightEdgeKnight19
    @StraightEdgeKnight19 4 роки тому +10

    This video used to be called “Everything wrong with Die Hard 5”

  • @jaimonjohn2516
    @jaimonjohn2516 Рік тому +3

    Now years later It's sad to remember die hard series didn't end on a high note but hey on the good side people started to appreciate die hard 2 & 3 more

  • @ChrisStuckmann
    @ChrisStuckmann  11 років тому +8

    Ha! Terrific comment.

    • @night-seeker666
      @night-seeker666 4 роки тому

      ...what?

    • @avanishdutta2658
      @avanishdutta2658 3 роки тому

      The problem with Die hard 5 was the over top action and misinterpretation of John Mcclane. John Mcclane isn't some superhero with powers. He is a regular guy, a man with a family, a retired cop. He is now getting old. So this is the perfect oppurtunity to show his vulnerability. Show us his struggles, his injuries, he gets shot, he limps, he uses bandages to heal his injuries. He intimidates the bad guys, he makes them angry, annoyed and wish that they die. He is ahead of them. He doesn't get time to rest. Show the vulnerability of the hero.
      The action must be grounded. Not some kind of over the top truck chase, but a car chase. He doesn't know he is followed, but when he does, make him feel the tension. He is afraid that others may die because of him. That keeps a good die hard movie, a die hard movie. A great plot must be there. I don't know why, but studios today don't emphasize on the fact of having a great action screeplay at their hands. For die hard 6, have david leitch direct it, and have a great writer attached to it. No shaky cams, No quick cuts. Good ol' wide shots, and time for film to breathe. Then only will it work.

  • @foopa777
    @foopa777 8 років тому +34

    I love hating this movie.

  • @ActivistParrot
    @ActivistParrot 9 років тому +10

    When diehard 4 came out I questioned the rating. I mean it's John McClane. At first I thought the PG-13 rating took away from his character. After I watched it my opinion changed. Live free or die hard was awesome. That's why I agree that ratings don't mean anything

    • @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502
      @arturodejesuscruzcasab9502 8 років тому +2

      +ActivistParrot Unless it's Deadpool Deapool really needed the R rating.

    • @DogWick
      @DogWick 8 років тому +2

      I liked how it let a younger audience know the charm of the die hard movies.

  • @Aaron11411
    @Aaron11411 4 роки тому +1

    I really enjoy that you are so genuine. It is refreshing.

  • @paytonsapp6011
    @paytonsapp6011 7 років тому +30

    Am I the only one who who thinks that the writer, Skip Woods kind of looked like Mickey Rourke in that picture?

  • @Chromosoner
    @Chromosoner 9 років тому +8

    I remember going to see this opening day with my friend, and she came out really liking it whilst I was livid. And after I talked about what had happened and why I hated it, she wound up agreeing with me and turning against what she had seen as just a film she enjoyed seeing things blow up in but couldn't really follow the plot.
    One of my biggest peeves about what they didn't get about McClane is how it's a constant running theme of this film how he isn't affectionate, and "not a hugging family" and all this machismo b.s. ...pretty sure one of the first things he does the second he gets a chance in the first two films was running into the arms of his wife and smother her with kisses and just holds her because it's what he needs right now... yeah that sounds like a man who hates affection..
    Also followed up by his constant shouting of "I'm on vacation!" ..no you're not! You're there to watch your son's trial! If it was on vacation then you'd have just gone there and decided watching your son get the death penalty would be the best start to a nice week off!

  • @GetToDaChoppa-k5r
    @GetToDaChoppa-k5r 9 років тому +20

    Bruce Willis is a total sellout. He willingly embarked on a doomed venture with two hacks, and took his awesome Die Hard series to the grave. Shame on him!

    • @tommym7626
      @tommym7626 9 років тому +1

      Agreed. What a tool

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 7 років тому +7

      I'm sorry, but no matter who much money we make, if they offer ANY of us millions to do a shitty movie, we'll be accepting that offer. ANY OF US.

    • @SmartSmears
      @SmartSmears 7 років тому +3

      I dunno, Steve Carell turned down Get Smart 2 until the script was better

  • @orinanime
    @orinanime 9 років тому +1

    I agreed with everything you said Stuckmann! I said basically the same in my review a while back. Didn't even know about your reviews until yesterday. Binge watching now!

  • @TheKersey475
    @TheKersey475 10 років тому +47

    Some ideas to potentially fix Die Hard 6:
    -Bring the setting back to Nakatomi Plaza
    -Make the villain a Gruber (Hans's son played by Daniel Radcliffe?)
    -Bring back John McClane's "every-man" status by making his age a factor
    -Go the "Last Cruade" route and cast Clint Eastwood as John McClane's father.
    -Recast John McClane's son (maybe with Channing Tatum?)

    • @Kokombads
      @Kokombads 10 років тому +4

      well, like I said, DH1 was a bank, DH2 was an airport, DH3 was a whole city, DH4 was the whole country, so DH5 should have been atleast a whole continent or the whole world IN DANGER

    • @johnheed8933
      @johnheed8933 10 років тому +6

      Not Daniel Radcliffe? How about Benedict Cumberbatch? He is way more sinister. Just look at Star Trek Into Darkness and his performance as Smaug in the Hobbit movies. Now he would make a great Gruber. And, he could have a kick-ass henchman, perhaps played by the Rock maybe, kinda like Karl was to Hans.

    • @Kokombads
      @Kokombads 10 років тому +1

      what about Kristen Stewart as a recast for his daughter?

    • @Justice237
      @Justice237 10 років тому +2

      TheKersey475 That does sound good, but something tells me that if they did do that, critics would play the 'rehash' card. Don't get me wrong, making the villain a Gruber in Die hard 3 did work amazingly well, but maybe bringing it back to Nakatomi Plaza would make it seem like a rehash, unless the terrorists were intending to commit a completely different crime, or in a different way. Maybe Hugo Weaving as the villain? He would be a great one, he scares the living daylights out of me in every movie I've seen him in - and that's including Proof!

    • @Justice237
      @Justice237 10 років тому +2

      I'll be looking forward to it

  • @itsbreadbin
    @itsbreadbin 11 років тому +1

    Absolutely love your analysis videos, subscribed.

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 10 років тому +18

    Film was crap, tagline was genius. 'Yippee-ki-yay mother-Russia'.

  • @MrEniro123
    @MrEniro123 Рік тому +2

    The short answer to that question. Everything

  • @levarmitchell3962
    @levarmitchell3962 8 років тому +23

    Behind Enemy Lines was good though.

    • @hoogerman8
      @hoogerman8 8 років тому +10

      Yeah what is up with that movie? A shitty writer and Owen Wilson as an actually believable dramatic action hero? Geeze, the guy's 'comedy' sucks balls but apparently he can pull off the dramatic action hero schlickt pretty well.

  • @BOOMDADDYSTRIKES
    @BOOMDADDYSTRIKES 4 роки тому +1

    Bro I’ve been following you for almost your entire UA-cam career and I’ve been binging your reviews recently....and I’ve come to realize that you haven’t reviewed Live Free or Die hard? Maybe I’m blind but I went through your die hard reviews. If you haven’t I’d love to see you do one.
    Awesome job as always!

  • @scottianson384
    @scottianson384 4 роки тому +12

    There are only 4 Die Hard movies.

  • @volleygirl8799
    @volleygirl8799 10 років тому +9

    100% accurate! This movie causes me physical and mental pain and was immensely disappointing.

  • @barrydalgarno6564
    @barrydalgarno6564 10 років тому +9

    Can I just say that while I can see why 1, 3 and 4 get a lot of respect ( and rightly so ), I honestly don't see why 2 is ranked so low. I really like it. Nothing was ever going to beat the first but considering how bad sequels to great action films can be ( I'm looking at you, Speed 2 ), Die Harder is actually pretty damn entertaining. And for the record, I want the sixth and final film to be about McClane taking on a gang of terrorist nuns and to be called Old Habits Die Hard.

  • @robtardedllama323
    @robtardedllama323 11 років тому +1

    For some reason these in depth analysis videos are the most interesting movie reviews to me, but few people seem to do them often. Obviously they take more effort to make and I don't want an analysis of Piranha 3DD, but on major film releases, I wish you would do this more often, it was the Prometheus and Drive video that got me to subscribe

  • @dooml0r
    @dooml0r 9 років тому +12

    So John Mclane became Bruce Willis in Die hard 5?

  • @zimnyman
    @zimnyman 9 років тому +1

    I am so happy that I'm not the only one who enjoys Live Free or Die Hard. You're the best, Chris Stuckmann.

  • @anomalyinc3239
    @anomalyinc3239 5 років тому +4

    Rian Johnson "Hold My Beer"

  • @nurse425
    @nurse425 4 роки тому +4

    It was nice that they released an R rated version of Die Hard 4.0

  • @Eqvil
    @Eqvil 8 років тому +10

    Chris, you are brilliant, and because of that, you can do better than "nucular".

    • @jarosbodytko6462
      @jarosbodytko6462 8 років тому

      I was thinking the same thing. If you wanna sound dumb, say 'nucular' :D To be clear, in no way am I saying Chris is dumb.

    • @second2none914
      @second2none914 8 років тому

      Eqvil nucular is mostly how it's pronounced in the uk

    • @Eqvil
      @Eqvil 8 років тому +2

      Second2none
      Even if the whole world pronounced it like that, NUCLEAR CANNOT be pronounced NUCULAR and end up correct. :P

  • @SPEEDPAINTER1
    @SPEEDPAINTER1 6 років тому

    I was one of the concept designers of Live Free or Die Hard. Glad you liked it. Worked really hard on that one!

  • @theniteowl7007
    @theniteowl7007 4 роки тому +4

    almost forgot this was 7 years old.

  • @MovieManiacX
    @MovieManiacX 10 років тому +7

    "He may be an alien who came to study our reaction to ruined franchises."
    Hahahahaha that was great!

  • @G-Blockster
    @G-Blockster 4 роки тому +3

    My favorite Die Hard Movies are 1, 4, 3, 2....... and 5 is a distant last place. If you hadn't shown a still of the villain, I never would have known it. I guess that's the definition of "forgettable."

  • @PKMN37
    @PKMN37 9 років тому +2

    As you said, the hero needs to have vulnerable moments. Even Superman (though I'm not a big fan) has had these in his many incarnations. Invincible heroes are boring. Hollywood needs to remember this.

  • @chucho35pewdsmiester78
    @chucho35pewdsmiester78 4 роки тому +8

    They should have replaced the son with the daughter character from 4. Maybe she got involved with some bad ppl. Would’ve been much more interesting.

  • @pimnijsten9007
    @pimnijsten9007 8 років тому +1

    Actually, writer Skip Woods is Bruce Willis' personal writer/assistent. In 'A three evening with Kevin Smith' Smith talks about his time on the DH4 set, including a quote by Woods that there are 20 writers on the movie. So this should clarify why Woods got to (co-?)write DH5; he's been a personal friend and collegue of BW for years. You should go and check Smith's skit out, Chris, because it's a really funny anekdote. Hope this helped.

  • @tobyroyson9336
    @tobyroyson9336 9 років тому +21

    they need to just end the franchise already Willis has gotten too old anyway.

    • @arbhall7572
      @arbhall7572 9 років тому +4

      +Toby Royson that and he really just dosnt give a fuck anymore.

    • @sintech
      @sintech 9 років тому +5

      +Arbhall McDougall He probably should pair up with Danny Glover and spits out "We're too old for this shit" every now and then

    • @aryankaushik9346
      @aryankaushik9346 9 років тому +5

      +Arbhall McDougall I think Willis stopped caring after die hard 4 and looper... And some parts of 4 were questionable.

    • @MrGonzo-xj2wk
      @MrGonzo-xj2wk 7 років тому

      Too old, as well as greedy and lazy!

  • @yohanalexander2850
    @yohanalexander2850 9 років тому +1

    Great analysis Chris. I felt something ( or everything) is lost when i saw this movie, and you can describe them well. Just an idea but I hope you can make an analysis video about comparison between Guardians of Galaxy and Jupiter Ascending. Both are space operas and filled with over the top ideas, but you can see how different the audiences responded to those movies.

  • @andyb2341
    @andyb2341 8 років тому +6

    if he would instead have made a video of "everything right with Die Hard 5" then this video would only be seconds long. would have saved some time

  • @StudioLPSproductions
    @StudioLPSproductions 11 років тому

    I like how you talk & explain. Your arguments are true. I agree.
    Well done "ChrisStuckmann".

  • @ScrapComputer
    @ScrapComputer 11 років тому +4

    Whats the background music ? Can some1 pm me a link/name thanks :)

  • @NormalLee67
    @NormalLee67 8 років тому

    I remember watching this video shortly after it came out. Weird that I'm just now re-discovering your channel.

  • @derajnitram1882
    @derajnitram1882 10 років тому +16

    This movie was horrible, and I mean horrible, I'm a huge fan of Die Hard, but as big of a fan as I am, I cannot forgive this hunk of garbage. John McClane is no longer a guy concerned with protecting the innocent, now he's a guy who punches someone because of a language barrier? I couldn't believe that scene, because it goes against everything that John McClane as a character is. Killing bad guys, and being a smart ass to them sure, but hurting civilians? come on! This is a bad film in every sense of the word, nothing redeemable about it, the plot is dull, the action is clunky, and the characters including John McClane are atrocious.

  • @SIGHBOY6
    @SIGHBOY6 10 років тому

    Hey Chris just found your channel and I love it! thanks for your reviewws

  • @_Digishade_
    @_Digishade_ 9 років тому +18

    Believe it or not, I think I'd actually like to see a Die Hard 6, with John just being a retired cop trying to live out the rest of his life. Maybe he runs into some trouble at a local bank while trying to resolve an issue with his social secuirty deposit or his pension or something. Maybe Sam Jackson's character from 3 makes a cameo, or Reginald VelJohnson shows up again. John gets into fights. Things explode
    I'd like to say that 5 ruined this franchise and that we'll never see another one of these movies ever again, but we all know Hollywood is retarded and they're going to regurgitate this kind of pointless drivel at us until Bruce Willis is dead (and then they'll just CG him into the next one,) but oh well. I can dream.
    Fun fact: My Father actually met William Sadler (Col. Stuart from DH 2/Death from Bogus Journey/A great actor from a ton of other pretty great movies and TV) one afternoon at an utterly massive swapmeet/yardsale-thing in New England, many, many years ago. He walked up to him and said, "I loved you in Lethal Weapon."
    Mr. Sadler was quite polite about the whole thing, but damn, we've never let him live that down ever since. The funny thing was, my Father was totally thinking Die Hard 2 at the time and that other film just came out instead. The poor guy. :p

    • @13Sol46
      @13Sol46 8 років тому +3

      +Digishade
      Watch film called "16 Blocks". It's about "John just being a retired cop trying to live out the rest of his life."

  • @mantistoboggan5171
    @mantistoboggan5171 5 років тому +2

    on board for the first 15 minutes..........what an endorsement!

  • @joshualopez311
    @joshualopez311 10 років тому +16

    A-team wasnt that bad its a good time no alcohol requiered at least
    But the rest of the writer films
    NOOO

  • @Valelacerte
    @Valelacerte 7 місяців тому +1

    Apple TV offer a deal on all 5 Die Hard movies, but the fact that I remembered nothing about Die Hard 5 dissuaded me from going for it.
    There were a lot of very unnatural action scenes where John McClane’s mouth or face were not visible and yet we heard him shouting and cursing.
    I did wonder whether some of the loss of John McClane’s personality might have been due to early signs of Bruce Willis’ cognitive problems as well as poor screenwriting, direction and production. After all, when Willis’ early retirement was announced due to aphasia, it was also revealed that work colleagues had been concerned about his decline for years.

  • @YouKon95
    @YouKon95 9 років тому +4

    While I watched this movie, in the scene where they drive from Moscow to Ukraine (I think it was), I had to check how long that way was. It's quite a long time since I saw it and don't remember that much, but from Moscow to that place in Ukraine would take half a day to drive. It seemed like they drove for like 2 hours, and I don't think the car they drove was full of gas.

    • @fANYA_KOPlan
      @fANYA_KOPlan 9 років тому

      YokonAA Exactly. And yes - Chernobyl is in Ukraine, and I'm not even sure if creators of the movie were aware of that. Those two would have to cross the border for that trip.

  • @brianmorash3962
    @brianmorash3962 3 роки тому +2

    Great review Chris, and I totally agree with your points here, especially the fact that McClane now seems to have zero fucks now when it comes to protecting civilians and how the Die Hard 5 villain was beyond abysmal.
    But curious, in your other video detailing how well done the villains of the first 4 Die Hard movies, why do you feel the Die Hard 2 villain of Colonel Stewart to be only” acceptable,” compared to the villains of - DH 1, 3, and 4?
    I mean, personally, I felt the DH-2 villain of Colonel Stewart, a former US Special Forces military officer gone traitor to be a pretty bad ass villain. Colonel Stewart of Die Hard 2 was a cold, ruthless, and scary psychopath willing to do just about anything to reach his goal. Stewart even coldly and purposely directed a 747 of civilizations into the concrete, killing them, without batting an eye, and smiled, sadistically enjoying himself while doing so.
    Also Stewart is the one villain of the Die Hard franchise who’s plan came closest to working. If McClane hadn’t lit that fuel trail on Stewart’s escape plane at the last second, Stewart’s entire plan would’ve succeeded, as he and his mercenaries would’ve escaped to freedom.
    So while not as awesome as Hans Gruber, Colonel Stewart of Die Hard 2 I thought made a very effective villain, equally good as Simon Gruber of DH-3 and Thomas Gabriel of DH-4.

  • @seventyeight3452
    @seventyeight3452 9 років тому +20

    This isn't made by cinemasins *ding* but still great video.

    • @sanyadek
      @sanyadek 9 років тому

      +Seventy Eight So sin removed, right?

    • @seventyeight3452
      @seventyeight3452 9 років тому

      sanyadek Its a sin on Chris

  • @joemakemelaughnaimoli5478
    @joemakemelaughnaimoli5478 11 років тому

    Hit the nail on the head, good work!

  • @LawoftheLandPA
    @LawoftheLandPA 8 років тому +48

    Nu-clear. NU-CLEAR. NOT Nookular. Geez.

  • @dude004004
    @dude004004 11 років тому +1

    The music in this video is from Toonami! Broken Promise (Dreams) ... Excellent choice!

  • @Vujnovic634
    @Vujnovic634 4 роки тому +3

    Die Hard 1- classic Christmas movie
    Die Hard 2- a good sequel
    Die Hard 3- the best one
    Die Hard 4- okay, I guess
    And that's it. They stopped making after the 4th one.

    • @lukeschroter9276
      @lukeschroter9276 4 роки тому

      DHWAV is not better then die hard

    • @Vujnovic634
      @Vujnovic634 4 роки тому

      That's your opinion.

    • @lukeschroter9276
      @lukeschroter9276 4 роки тому

      Vujnovic634 I know it’s my opinion and I really liked Die hard 3 it’s actually awesome and I totally respect your opinion 😁

  • @oochakawaya
    @oochakawaya 11 років тому

    Chris please analyse more movies. These are the best reviews I've watched

  • @DOA220
    @DOA220 6 років тому +3

    16 blocks should've been the plot to Die hard 4!!

  • @seshi1
    @seshi1 11 років тому

    All these days I thought I was the only guy who analyzed Die Hard 5 so much - about it being a crappy sequel to such a classic.. You - Chris - literally stole the words out of my mouth.. This is an awesome critique of Die Hard franchise.. and I so completely empathize with your depressed feelings about this shhhhhithole of a movie..

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 8 років тому +7

    Timothy Olyphant's character was memorable? Really? I would have used a pic of William Sadler instead. You could even make an argument that he did the most fucked up thing out of all the villains in the franchise (crashing that plane).

    • @twmcgraw3035
      @twmcgraw3035 8 років тому +6

      I think Timothy's character was pretty memorable. He was a different kind of villain for a Die Hard film and he had some pretty good one liners.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 8 років тому

      twmcgraw303 I don't even remember half the time that he played a Die Hard villain and have to be reminded of it. Shit, I don't even remember his plan outside of involving hacking. The one thing I do remember is that he just felt like a very weak villain to me. McClain just had such an easy time getting under his skin, even his daughter was not scared to talk shit to his face. You just never felt any level of threat with this guy.

    • @jarosbodytko6462
      @jarosbodytko6462 8 років тому +1

      Yeah, it's true that he was easily irritated and didn't seem imposing, but he wasn't afraid to put his threats into action. He was not the villain who only threatens to pull the trigger, he actually did pull the trigger. But yeah, he was a different type of villain and that's why he worked for me. Him being a cyber terrorist and very familiar with technology while John McClane pretty much hates anything more complex than a toaster created a very interesting dynamic for me.

    • @hoogerman8
      @hoogerman8 8 років тому

      I like that Olyphant's character was more hands off. He wasn't a military type so he had to rely on his goons his smok'n hot girlfriend and his tech support to get by. He had to connive in a way that was different from previous villains and he was no less effective or menacing.
      The biggest problem with DH4 is the scenario. A compelling one at that especially given how real it is but it's like they tried to wrap a die hard movie around it and the two just aren't exactly chocolate and peanutbutter if you catch my drift.

    • @yakuza01
      @yakuza01 8 років тому +3

      Jaros Bodytko But wouldn't Colonel Stuart (William Sadler) rank higher in that respect (about going through with his threats?)? He killed a bunch of people (what's the capacity on a 747?). I mean, he killed a little girl if you think about it. He might be the most despicable of all the Die Hard villains, including the Gruber brothers.

  • @ModPallet
    @ModPallet 11 років тому +1

    Really good video, hope to see more of these type of analysed review videos.After watching what Kevin Smith said about Bruce I lost allot of respect for Bruce Willis

  • @arish_xo
    @arish_xo 4 роки тому +3

    For thos who watched brooklyn nine nine
    Jake:its going to be alright..dont worry.
    Charles:but jake,you said the same thing about die hard 5!!
    Jake:oh no...its not going to be alright

  • @snowman22ism
    @snowman22ism Рік тому +2

    Not sure I've actually ever seen the whole movie because I fell asleep in the theaters. It was so bad we couldn't be bothered to watch it

  • @bdr113080
    @bdr113080 9 років тому +1

    I agree, i LOVED the Die Hard movies, I thought Live Free or Die Hard was going to be a let down but that movie was awesome! Seeing how they did so well with LFODH i really went in to the theater so excited to see Die hard 5 and thinking I was going to be telling all my friends how great it was. I left the theater let down feeling let down and never talked about the movie with anyone.

  • @chriswakefieldmusic
    @chriswakefieldmusic 2 роки тому +3

    As far as I’m concerned this movie never happened and doesn’t exist.

  • @artit42
    @artit42 9 років тому +5

    The first Die Hard that I slept watching it.

    • @thephantomseb
      @thephantomseb 9 років тому +2

      Shion Wataritsuki me too man the movie sucks :D

  • @Zer0Hour17
    @Zer0Hour17 9 років тому +86

    Has Jai Courtney ever been in a good movie or delivered a good performance? This was terrible. The Terminator he was in was terrible. The Divergent movies are garbage. I, Frankenstein is a mediocre action movie at best. Same for jack Reacher. Yet he keeps getting work. Now he's in Suicide Squad and that is by far the biggest worry I have about that movie.

    • @ultraguy8771
      @ultraguy8771 9 років тому +17

      +Zer0Hour17 Jack Reacher was great IMO.

    • @feathermanr7577
      @feathermanr7577 9 років тому +4

      Watch Spartacus, he was great in that series long before hollywood fucked him up.

    • @Inyourhollproject
      @Inyourhollproject 9 років тому +7

      Jai Courtney was actually okay in this movie, There are a few scenes where your actually can buy that it's his son. Just the whole "he's a spy" back story is bs and over the top. Example is when they figure out how to get into a building their dialogue back and forth where great. Everything else about this movie was fucking terrible, I am a huge Die Hard fan I grew up on them and I own 1-4 on bluray. Fucking pissed me off that they might of killed a franchise with this movie I am in hopes we get another Die Hard With A better director I don't know what the fuck the studio was thinking.

    • @Tyler.0v
      @Tyler.0v 9 років тому

      he wasnt bad in terminator, just... average

    • @lawlietjayson963
      @lawlietjayson963 9 років тому +4

      +Zer0Hour17 He was good in Jack Reacher. That's about it.

  • @Negajoe
    @Negajoe 10 років тому

    I like the format of this review more than his usual ones, where he just sits in front of a camera and talks to you.

  • @alexsc7187
    @alexsc7187 10 років тому +5

    In Skip Woods defence Swordfish is a pretty good film. Well thats what I thought anyway it has problems but still pretty enjoyable. Im not defending Die Hard 5 just saying that Swordfish isnt that bad.

    • @AlexAceves1994
      @AlexAceves1994 9 років тому +1

      I consider Swordfish as my favorite guilty pleasure movies of the summer.

    • @Godsoe
      @Godsoe 6 років тому +1

      The A Team was pretty good as well. Totally underrated

  • @aylmer666
    @aylmer666 4 роки тому +2

    are we sure Skip Woods isn't actually Mickey Rourke writing under a pseudonym?

  • @ericberghorn8987
    @ericberghorn8987 4 роки тому +5

    This is such an awful film, aside from all the technical flaws and terrible edits, there's no heart. It's hard to enjoy a film when even the actors look bored beyond belief.
    Id really like to see a well written sequel to put the series to rest, but it really doesn't seem like Bruce Willis has any interest in revisiting the role
    (or really any others, he's looked so bored for awhile) so even if it was an impressive film, I wouldn't want to see another performance like this. It feels so phoned in. Oh well, they were fun while they lasted and we got some really good films.

  • @kg3658
    @kg3658 10 років тому

    U are so on the ball with this video!! The 5th film has almost no connection with the previous ones.

  • @ronanmagee7557
    @ronanmagee7557 8 років тому +5

    Are we not going to mention that THEY WALKED INTO FUCKING CHERNOBYL WEARING ONLY LEATHER JACKETS!!

  • @rodwooz
    @rodwooz 4 роки тому +2

    Totally agree with your opinions on this crappy sequel! I also felt the script lacked winks to previous films! For instance, McClane constantly mentions being on vacation, but misses an opportunity to say that "making fists with your toes" can relieve jetlag. It's minor, given the horrible filmmaking, but it shows even more that the studio just didn't care.

  • @bongobingo3967
    @bongobingo3967 8 років тому +11

    UA-camr steals other UA-camr's title
    DING!