this guy knows how to maximize the tiktoks that make him die and minimize the ones that don't. he's making something out of nothing, talking to his thingy.
Why are most these unfunny? Oh, because it's TIKTOK! Even xQc only finds most of them mildly amusing and he was absolutely dying in the Augghh meme video lol.
I swear Im gonna go full schizo mode, this comment section is so bad that I genuinely cant tell most of you apart from the comment bots that plague this site.
This editor know how to post the same reactions to the same clips because its the same vod 3 seperate times in 1 hour increments, 24 minutes. and 15. he know how to maximize content and minimize viewer happiness.
Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A dagger of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable As this which now I draw. Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going; And such an instrument I was to use. Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses, Or else worth all the rest; I see thee still, And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood, Which was not so before. There's no such thing: It is the bloody business which informs Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one halfworld Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates Pale Hecate's offerings, and wither'd murder, Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf, Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace. With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth, Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear Thy very stones prate of my whereabout, And take the present horror from the time, Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives: Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives. [A bell rings] I go, and it is done; the bell invites me. Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell That summons thee to heaven or to hell.
Chatters commenting the npc emote saying true about the phone in the bathroom video as they're sitting watching a live stream of a man watching videos.
05:56 @AkaShiirou n 06:18 @Kabzon4ik I love you two for trying to get X to play ROTMG, but you gotta understand that DECA's servers would literally explode if 70 juicers joined simultaneously
Observing is his specialty, I couldn't imagine anyone else who can observe like him.
observing you, you seem pretty good at it aswell sir, poppin up in every video comment section i see 0.0
Gigachad * steals a comment *
STOP TRACKING VIDEOS MR TURTLE
As a people observer i approve of this message 👍🦍
I’ve observed that you never have an original comment
4:53 a subway dosen’t kill someone…a subway TRAIN does he was right
RIP he died of laughing.
He will be missed
2:55 he wins either way
poke is so irrelevant X didnt even listen to him in 80% of that stream
RIP xQc, He was a true people observer. atleast he died doing what he loved, making something out of nothing
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RIP xQc, He was a true people observer. atleast he died doing what he loved, making something out of nothing
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RIP XQC HE REALLY DIED LAUGHING
just stop
just continue
just continue
man these emojis
Just pause
I can’t believe the legend has died from laughing he will be very missed thank you X for everything! ❤
This man knows how to not stop laughing
Maximizing the Laugh and minizing the Death
He is truly a tiktok observer.
When he laughs it makes me really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really happy.
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when you realise he actually died laughing
😢 noo
NOOOOO
thats because he didnt minimize the things he couldnt control
Aware
i cannot wait to watch these funny tiktoks with my favorite streamer xQc!
Actual NPC
@@KazKai npc reply
@@rzhanks4740 npc reply to npc reply
That fucking worm had me creeped out for realzzz
TIKTOKS THAT MADE ME DIE LAUGHING (OF DEPRESSION) lets face it XQC binge watches everything to hide the pain he's been having 💀!!!
he really died i cannoit believe it
8:59 that perfect effect timing lol
Wtf is that thumbnail man
5:13 how on earth did no one say "Mizkif"???
Ackshually, i watched the entire video and not once did Xqc even appear to have expired from laughter. 😃
Edit: oi gimme back my glasses
That mantis clip was terrifying
ngl this was the worst compilation
this guy knows how to maximize the tiktoks that make him die and minimize the ones that don't. he's making something out of nothing, talking to his thingy.
hes a people observer
I CANT BELIEVE THESE TIKTOKS MADE ME DIE LAUGHING
i actually jumped from my seat bro wtf is that 9:03
The thumbnail keeps getting more and more saturated
6:05 for whoever needs it
I don’t need it kappa😂
That’s a lie my nose is massive and my peepee is tiny!!
iDIEDLAUGHING AINTNOWAY I'M DEAD
Did not know Emory Tate was a teacher
He rlly knows how to maximize the things he can control
RIP xQc 😢 he died from laughing again
2:45 Pinocchio must be packin
Why are most these unfunny? Oh, because it's TIKTOK! Even xQc only finds most of them mildly amusing and he was absolutely dying in the Augghh meme video lol.
“It’s not a train, it’s a subway”
- xQc, Canadian gamer
on gawd
15:07
X DIED FROM LAUGHING, RIP BIG MAN
I swear Im gonna go full schizo mode, this comment section is so bad that I genuinely cant tell most of you apart from the comment bots that plague this site.
If you guys could hear my upstairs neighbour getting absolutely railed rn that shit booba af
That spider coming out his ear I almost fainted that was insanely uncomfortable to watch bro what the hell
There has to be a way to go full screen so I don’t have to look at 1/16th of my screen…😅
The foot size being a myth is true. Now the nose size idk, if it's the bigger the nose the smaller the weewee then this may be true.
He died ? damn Asmon was my favorite Tik toker
i know the nose-dick correlation isn't reliable because i have an above average nose size
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6:28 humongous what
The turtle crawl?!!! I’m fucking dead🏴☠️
i was eating :(
2:38 is there a correlation between lack of brain density and getting fake breasts?
How did he watch house of cards when he doesn't know the capital of his own country
Hall Anthony Taylor Nancy Lewis Kevin
I know professional people watchers and this guy tracks
It’s not a train like a vehicle it’s from the show” the boys”
I CANT BELIEVE THESE TIKTOKS MADE ME DIE LAUGHING
Are you okay???? Worried emoticon
I love his reaction to the nose correlation 🤣
This editor know how to post the same reactions to the same clips because its the same vod 3 seperate times in 1 hour increments, 24 minutes. and 15. he know how to maximize content and minimize viewer happiness.
7:39 whoever linked that should be banned wtf I was eating :
OMEGALUL 💀
God I want a schoshi ehhk mickmoofen
Clueless surely half of these tiktoks aren't recycled
Wilson Thomas Hall Sandra Lewis Edward
Haha! 456
ok the last one actually got me LULW
Zoilers?
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
Thou marshall'st me the way that I was going;
And such an instrument I was to use.
Mine eyes are made the fools o' the other senses,
Or else worth all the rest; I see thee still,
And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of blood,
Which was not so before. There's no such thing:
It is the bloody business which informs
Thus to mine eyes. Now o'er the one halfworld
Nature seems dead, and wicked dreams abuse
The curtain'd sleep; witchcraft celebrates
Pale Hecate's offerings, and wither'd murder,
Alarum'd by his sentinel, the wolf,
Whose howl's his watch, thus with his stealthy pace.
With Tarquin's ravishing strides, towards his design
Moves like a ghost. Thou sure and firm-set earth,
Hear not my steps, which way they walk, for fear
Thy very stones prate of my whereabout,
And take the present horror from the time,
Which now suits with it. Whiles I threat, he lives:
Words to the heat of deeds too cold breath gives.
[A bell rings]
I go, and it is done; the bell invites me.
Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell
That summons thee to heaven or to hell.
YO XQC, LOVE THE CONTENT, JUST WATCHED PLANTS VS ZOMBIES PLAYTHROUGH, PLAY KINGDOM RUSH , ANOTHER GOOD TOWER DEFENSE GAME :D
Chatters commenting the npc emote saying true about the phone in the bathroom video as they're sitting watching a live stream of a man watching videos.
The reason the Teen Jeopardy clip is so ridiculous is that they are teenagers, and a lot of that material isn't even suitable for kids to watch.
i be watchin these laughin at mr cow's laugh more than i laugh at the actual tiktoks
13:34 When lil' bro said he turtle walks off the toilet to get his phone I straight up AINTNOWAY 'd out my chair.
same npc comments every video ('i'm one of them')
gigacringe inc from 1:00 to 1:25 , trust me skip this.
Wow mr. Juicer/Cow there is certainly an Improvement on the Thumbnails! Well Done!
giga world record on not being linked coomer tiktoks
this new thumbnail is not it
i regret watching this video and you will too
TIKTOK REALLY BE KILLING THE MAN
Tiktok: 🙈🙉🙊🐵
XQC: 🤣👉
Hail our necromantic overlord, dies in every other video and comes back to bring the juice!
LMFAO ACTUALLY DEAD STREAMER RIPBOZO
This video is true to be honest. 😲That is weird not gonna lie. 🤨 That is cool though. 😎👍
I'm starting to think these comments are bots
“Can that derail” lil bro thinks that some pennys will derail a 3000 ton train 💀
OH MY GOD SQUIDWARD HAVE BIG NOSE
Can y’all stop with these comments
If ur greek the meme at 6:30 is not funny
Have no idea wtf he says half the time
So you’re telling me that coins are like the kryptonite to trains Pepega Clap
RIP mr cow , he died doing what he loves: watching tiktoks
irish people have the best accent and its not close
Schnozer = donger confirmed
05:56 @AkaShiirou n 06:18 @Kabzon4ik I love you two for trying to get X to play ROTMG, but you gotta understand that DECA's servers would literally explode if 70 juicers joined simultaneously
I CANT STOP NAILING
676 Fadel Branch
I have a big nose. It is what it is.
Second clip had -rizz
This ain't getting me die laughing
McLaughlin Prairie
Me being programmed by the government to laugh everytime xqc laughs
Wowwww
it's not a train, it's a railway.